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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Newly Discovered Species Of Extinct Lizard Named After President Obama In His Honor!

Why I believe that Obama would feel honored to have a scientific discovery named after him, since he supports science education in our public schools and supports the teaching of evolution.

Here is an article from a Science newsletter that I get in my E-mail subscriptions.


Asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
also wiped out the 'Obamadon'
by Staff Writers
New Haven CT (SPX) Dec 12, 2012

The asteroid collision widely thought to have killed the dinosaurs also led to extreme devastation among snake and lizard species, according to new research - including the extinction of a newly identified lizard species Yale and Harvard scientists have named Obamadon gracilis. "The asteroid event is typically thought of as affecting the dinosaurs primarily," said Nicholas R. Longrich, a postdoctoral associate with Yale's Department of Geology and Geophysics and lead author of the study.

Illustration only.

"But it basically cut this broad swath across the entire ecosystem, taking out everything. Snakes and lizards were hit extremely hard." The study was scheduled for online publication in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

Earlier studies have suggested that some snake and lizard species (as well as many mammals, birds, insects and plants) became extinct after the asteroid struck the earth 65.5 million years ago, on the edge of the Yucatan Peninsula.

But the new research argues that the collision's consequences were far more serious for snakes and lizards than previously understood.

As many as 83 percent of all snake and lizard species died off, the researchers said - and the bigger the creature, the more likely it was to become extinct, with no species larger than one pound surviving.

The results are based on a detailed examination of previously collected snake and lizard fossils covering a territory in western North America stretching from New Mexico in the southwestern United States to Alberta, Canada. The authors examined 21 previously known species and also identified nine new lizards and snakes.

They found that a remarkable range of reptile species lived in the last days of the dinosaurs. Some were tiny lizards. One snake was the size of a boa constrictor, large enough to take the eggs and young of many dinosaur species.

Iguana-like plant-eating lizards inhabited the southwest, while carnivorous lizards hunted through the swamps and flood plains of what is now Montana, some of them up to six feet long.

"Lizards and snakes rivaled the dinosaurs in terms of diversity, making it just as much an 'Age of Lizards' as an 'Age of Dinosaurs,'" Longrich said.

The scientists then conducted a detailed analysis of the relationships of these reptiles, showing that many represented archaic lizard and snake families that disappeared at the end of the Cretaceous, following the asteroid strike.

One of the most diverse lizard branches wiped out was the Polyglyphanodontia. This broad category of lizards included up to 40 percent of all lizards then living in North America, according to the researchers. In reassessing previously collected fossils, they came across an unnamed species and called it Obamadon gracilis. In Latin, odon means "tooth" and gracilis means "slender."

"It is a small polyglyphanodontian distinguished by tall, slender teeth with large central cusps separated from small accessory cusps by lingual grooves," the researchers write of Obamadon, which is known primarily from the jaw bones of two specimens. Longrich said the creature likely measured less than one foot long and probably ate insects.

He said no one should impute any political significance to the decision to name the extinct lizard after the recently re-elected U.S. president: "We're just having fun with taxonomy."

The mass (but not total) extinction of snakes and lizards paved the way for the evolution and diversification of the survivors by eliminating competitors, the researchers said. There are about 9,000 species of lizard and snake alive today.

"They didn't win because they were better adapted, they basically won by default, because all their competitors were eliminated," Longrich said.

Co-author Bhart-Anjan S. Bhullar, a doctoral student in organismic and evolutionary biology at Harvard University, said "One of the most important innovations in this work is that we were able to precisely reconstruct the relationships of extinct reptiles from very fragmentary jaw material."

This had tacitly been thought impossible for creatures other than mammals. Our study then becomes the pilot for a wave of inquiry using neglected fossils and underscores the importance of museums like the Yale Peabody as archives of primary data on evolution - data that yield richer insights with each new era of scientific investigation.

Jacques A. Gauthier, professor of geology and geophysics at Yale and curator of vertebrate paleontology and vertebrate zoology, is also an author. The paper is titled "Mass Extinction of Lizards and Snakes at the Cretaceous Paleogene Boundary." The National Science Foundation and the Yale Institute for Biospheric Studies supported the research.

WOW! I think this is really cool!!!

Of course, this is not to imply an intentional naming of an extinct species of a small lizard after our President.

As mentioned in the article:

". . . no one should impute any political significance to the decision to name the extinct lizard after the recently re-elected U.S. president: "We're just having fun with taxonomy."

Taxonomy is merely a method of arranging things by groups or sets or sub-sets, etc. etc.


Taxonomy (from ancient Greek taxis, arrangement, and nomia, method) is the academic discipline of defining groups of biological organisms on the basis of shared characteristics and giving names to those groups. Each group is given a rank and groups of a given rank can be aggregated to form a super group of higher rank and thus create a hierarchical classification. The groups created through this process are referred to as taxa (singular taxon). An example of a modern classification is the one published in 2009 by the Angiosperm Phylogeny Group for all living flowering plant families (the APG III system).

So, Taxonomy is a way of classifying plant and animal species, and some species might be named after the region where they were discovered, or by the people who discovered them, or just simply named after famous people.

In Astronomy, for example: comets and asteroids are usually named after the person who first discovers them.

Well, I believe that Obama would feel honored to have a newly discovered extinct species of reptile named after him.

I know I would!

Anyway . . . . .

Here's some more!


Toothy prehistoric lizard 
named Obamadon after 
smiling president

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Researchers have named a newly discovered, prehistoric lizard “Obamadon gracilis” in honor of the 44th president’s toothy grin.

The small, insect-eating lizard was first discovered in eastern Montana in 1974, but a recent re-examination showed the fossil had been wrongly classified as a Leptochamops denticulatus and was in fact a new species, researchers told Reuters on Tuesday.

Obamadon gracilis was one of nine newly discovered species reported on Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

In naming the new species, scientists from Yale and Harvard universities combined the Latin “Obamadon” for “Obama’s teeth” and “gracilis,” which means slender.

“The lizard has these very tall, straight teeth and Obama has these tall, straight incisors and a great smile,” said Nick Longrich, a paleontologist at the school in New Haven, Connecticut.

It was believed to have lived during the Cretaceous period, which began 145.5 million years ago. Along with many dinosaurs from that era, the lizard died out about 65 million years ago when a giant asteroid struck earth, scientists say.

Longrich said he waited until after the recent U.S. election to name the lizard.

“It would look like we were kicking him when he’s down if he lost and we named this extinct lizard after him,” he said in an interview.

“Romneydon” was never under consideration and “Clintondon” didn’t sound good, said Longrich, who supported Hillary Clinton’s failed run against Obama in the 2008 Democratic primary.

Obama is not the first politician whose name has been used to help classify organisms. Megalonyxx jeffersonii, an extinct species of plant-eating ground sloth, was named in honor of President Thomas Jefferson, an amateur paleontologist who studied the mammal.

Earlier this year, researchers announced they had named five newly identified species of freshwater perch after Obama, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Theodore Roosevelt.

In 2005, entomologists named three species of North American slime-mold beetles agathidium bushi, agathidium cheneyi and agathidium rumsfeldi in honor of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld – the U.S. president, vice president and secretary of defense at the time.

Other celebrity names also have been used to name new species. A small Caribbean crustacean has been named after reggae icon Bob Marley, an Australian horsefly has been named in honor of hip-hop star Beyonce, and an endangered species of marsh rabbit has been named after Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner.

Now, if Romney had won this 2012 election, and if a newly discovered species of extinct reptile were named after him, Romneydon gracilis, or something like that, I'm sure he would be deeply offended.

Like, how dare they! How dare they name named an extinct reptile after me, and then, say that it became extinct 65 million years ago when the Bible says the earth is only 6000 years old!


And then, he would have the scientists arrested, and cut all government funding for science!

Yeah! Uh huh! Fuck Romney!

Or perhaps he would be jealous because nothing was named after him. Hell, even President Bush has something named after him, but it's a species of slime mold beetle!

But sorry, Mitt Romney! You're actually worse than Bush ever thought of being, so you don't get shit name after you, except shit, you know, as in taking a shit, or taking a dump!

I would call it taking a Romney!

Not only that, but after that retarded little escapade during the Republican National Convention when Clint Eastwood was talking to an empty chair on stage, and pretending it was Obama, from now on, when ever I have to use the bathroom, I shall call it, sitting on the Romney!

There, Romney you fuck-tard!

I named a toilet after you!

So, suck on that!

Anyway . . . . . . .

I'm so glad that Obama won the 2012 Presidential re-election instead.

And he got a cute little prehistoric lizard named after him in his honor.

Now, I think that's really cool!!!

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Monday, November 12, 2012



I was at my local Democratic Headquarters watching the election on Tuesday, November 6,2012 when the President re-elect Barack Obama won the 2012 election against Presidential candidate, good ol' Nit-wit shit-for-brains Mitt Romney!

Yeah! It was really sweet!

Obama was the first to get 272 electoral votes, which was 2 more than the 270 electoral votes needed to win. Of course, it would be a few more days before all the votes were finally counted. We didn't know if we were going to win Florida yet. That one was still up in the air. Of course, even without Florida, Obama would have still won anyway.

But after the final vote counts came in, we won Florida!

For the past couple of months, I had been hanging out at my local Democratic Headquarters on Tuesdays and Thursdays, doing unpaid volunteer work, making phone calls to people in Florida, because it was one of those critical swing states. In the election polls, it had been a toss-up.

But now, the only tossing up was done by Romney when he lost the election!

Yeah! He was tossing up, and crapping in his diapers! Poor baby!

Anyway, here are the final election results after all the votes have come in.

As you can see, Florida turned blue on the map. So, we have 25 states that are a nice pretty Obama Blue and 25 states are are Retard Romney Red on the map!

Again, the final Electoral vote count.

Yeah! Clint Eastwood, you fucking retard! You really started something, when during the RNC Republican National Convention in Tampa Florida back in August 31,2012 when you got up there on the stage, talking to an empty chair, and pretending it was Obama!

Well, if Barack Obama is a chair, then  . . . . . Mitt Romney is a toilet! OK?

Two can play at this game! Eh?

Anyway . . . . .

When Barack Obama won in is re-election as President, he really mopped up the floor with poor pathetic little piss-pants Mitt Romney!

Yeah! We really rattled his tea-cups, and then . . . . .

. . . . . we sent Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan back home on the short-bus to get their diapers changed, and back to Kindergarten! 

Aw! Poor babies! The Big Bad Obama Man beat the ever-living crap outta you in the election, and he broke all your tea-cups! Sorry! But your little Mad Hatter's Tea Party is over! Yeah, we sent you back down the rabbit hole, and then we broke your magic looking glass, and smashed your tea cups!

Yes, I'm beginning to feel a little bit more optimistic now about the future of America. When the Democrats won the election, and defeated the Republicans, America just grew up a little more.

And the Republicans really got schooled!!!

Listen up Republicans! Listen good and listen tight!!!


Ohio really did go to President Obama, he really did win!

He really was born in Hawaii, and he really is, legitimately, president of the United States again!

And The Bureau of Labor Statistics did not make up a fake unemployment rate last month!

And the Congressional Research Service really can find no evidence that cutting taxes on rich people grows the economy!

And the polls were not skewed to over-sample Democrats!

And Nate Silver was not making up fake projections about the election to make conservatives feel bad!

Nate Silver was doing math!

And climate change is real!

And rape really does cause pregnancy sometimes!

And evolution is a thing!

And Benghazi was an attack on us, it was not a scandal by us!

And nobody is taking away anyone's guns!

And taxes have not gone up!

And the deficit is dropping, actually!

And Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction!

And the moon landing was real!

And FEMA is not building concentration camps!

And UN election observers are not taking over Texas!

And moderate reforms of the regulations on the insurance industry and the financial services industry in this country are not the same thing as communism!

Yeah! The Republicans got schooled!

Also, I must add . . . . .

The earth really is 4.5 billion years old, and the universe really is about 14 billions years old, and not a mere 6,000 years!

There really was NO Genesis flood, and there was NO Noah, and even if there was, he did not have dinosaurs on the ark, and there was no ark! It really is just a fairy tale!

And evolution really is a fact!


Yeah, Republicans! You have just been schooled!

Anyway . . . . .

I'm so very happy the Obama won in this crazy 2012 election.

I just want to shout out and cheer fore the Big Obama Man!!!





I would like to have had a blue mini-skirt to wear, and a couple of blue pom poms to wave while cheering for the Big Obama Man when he won his re-election for President.

OK, Mr. President!

Now get back out there and do some more Presidenting!

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Thursday, November 8, 2012


OK, this is not going to be a really long article. That's because I'm really tired, and emotionally exhausted. This has been the craziest election year I have ever seen in my entire life!

Eventually, I will get around to posting a much longer article. But, I'm much too tired, and I need to rest.

But now, I feel very happy and contented, because OBAMA HAS WON!!!

Now, I can just kick back and relax, and just allow myself to go limp.

This past year, I have been mentally and emotionally stressed out. In addition to this being the craziest election year, it has also been the most frightening! Yeah, these right-wing religious extremists in the Republican party really scare the ever-livin' bee-jeebers outts me!

But, now I'm so happy that I can laugh and cry at the same time. I'm a merry as a school boy! I'm as giddy as a drunken man!

Here's to you Obama!

Here's to Barack Obama, and his lovely wife, Michelle Obama. Aren't they a cute couple! 

Yeah! I think Obama is the cutest President we have ever had! If I were to meet Obama in person, instead of shaking his hand, I would want to give him a hug myself, and even a little kiss on the cheek. And I'm not even gay! I'm straight, but I'm just very emotional and passionate. That's just the way I am.

I'm just so glad that Nit-wit shit-for-brains Mitt Romney did not win this 2012 Presidential election. That would have been and absolute disaster for America!

Yeah! We sent Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan back home to Kindergarten on the short bus! They both needed to go home and get their diapers changed!

Yea! Obama! He's da man!!! 

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Saturday, November 3, 2012







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Sunday, October 28, 2012



OK, Democratic President Barack Obama didn't do very well in his first Presidential debate with Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, back in Tuesday, October 3,2012. The one fault I see in Obama, is that he is just too much of a gentleman and he needed to be more aggressive.

The only reason why Nit-wit Mitt Romney won in the first Presidential debate, is because he's a smooth talking liar, and a really good liar can often sound very convincing.

I believe that President Obama was sincere, honest, and truthful during the first debate. But, he simply should have been a little bit more aggressive, and tried to call Romney out on his bull shit!!!

Yeah, people are more likely to believe a smooth talking liar than to believe a non-aggressive person who is telling the truth.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. 
Mark Twain

Then . . . on Thursday, October 11,2012 was the Vice-presidential between Democratic Vice-president, Joe Biden, and Republican Vice-presidential candidate, Paul Ryan. 

Yeah! Joe Bidden mopped up the debate floor with Paul Ryan!!!

Yeah! Way to go Joe!!!

This calls for for a drink in celebration!

Then came the second Presidential debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney on Tuesday, October 16,2012 and as usual, Mitt Romney lied like a piss-socked wet rug on a shit-house floor!

Yeah! Liar liar, pants on fire! His nose is longer than a telephone wire!

Oh! But it gets even better!!!

Then, came the third and final Presidential debate on Monday, October 22,2012 between Democratic President Barack Obama and Republican Presidential candidate Shit Romney!

Here is where Mitt Romney politically drops his pants and exposes himself for what he really is! Yeah, a moronic fool and an absolute tool to boot!

It was during their discussion on the military and foreign policy when Mitt Romney made the following comment . . .

"The Navy is too small and has fewer ships than it did in 1916."

 To which, Obama replied . . . . .

"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military’s changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers, where planes land on them. We have these ships that go underwater, nuclear submarines."

And Obama went on to say . . .

"It's not a game of battleship where we're counting ships, it's 'What are our capabilities?'"

WOW! Obama made Romney look like an absolute fool!!!

OK, I'm sure that I love horses as much as Mitt Romney does. In fact, I like animals much more than Mitt Romney, because, unlike him . . . I would NEVER strap a dog down on top of a car and go for a 12 hour drive!!!

 Anyway . . . . . . .

Here is a really cute video game I found at:

And here is a screen shot I took while playing the video.

 Horses and Bayonets Game: Help 
Obama win! Throw horses and 
bayonets on Mitt Romney!
To play this game, you just simply click your mouse on the screen to drop horses and bayonets on Mitt Romney as he quickly moves from side to side.

So, just go to the above mentioned web site link.

And have fun!

Monday, October 1, 2012



And by the way . . .

Yesterday, September 30,2012 was my 61st birthday. I was born
September 30,1951 up in Northern Minnesota.

Anyway . . . . . on to my latest topic.


OK, before I talk about the recent Republican National Convention, and the more Recent Democratic National Convention, I have some books that I highly recommend for all of my interested readers.

Over the past few months or so, I have ordered these following books from Barnes & Nobel.

This one is by Chris Mooney published just this year in 2012, an excellent book! THE REPUBLICAN BRAIN - The Science of Why They Deny Science - And Reality. Brain scans have revealed that there is actually some structural and neurological differences between the brains of liberals and conservatives.

This book was published back in back in 2005 and the paperback edition was published in 2006, also by Chris Mooney, titled The REPUBLICAN WAR on SCIENCE. I haven't finished reading this one yet. I'm about half-way through it.

Here is another one of my all time favorites by Charles P Pierce published in 2009 titled IDIOT AMERICA - How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free. Yeah, many Republicans actually believe that the earth is only 6000 years old, and they would love to have their Creationist fairy tales inserted into high school science textbooks! 

Yeah, uh huh! Creationist fairy tales! Like, you know, the one about how a man was made from a lump of dirt, and a woman made from one of his ribs, and how dirt-man and rib-lady were placed in a magical garden with a magical tree bearing magical fruit that they weren't allowed to eat, and how they were tempted into doing so by a talking snake with legs! Uh huh! It all makes perfect sense! Doesn't it?


And of course, my all time favorite fairy tale from the BUY-BULL is the one about the Genesis flood, and how Noah and his three sons traveled all over the world and brought back polar bears from The North Pole, penguins from The South Pole, and kangaroos from Australia, and that they put saddles on dinosaurs and rode them back to the ark!

Gee! Like, that also makes sense! Eh?

Sorry Republicans! But The Flintstones is NOT a documentary!!!

And these bed-wetting ignoramuses want to run this country???  Oh! Parish the thought!

Hell, there's not a dry pair of pants among them!

I propose, that the Republican party ditch the noble elephant as their symbol and . . . . .

. . . adopt this one instead!!!

Yeah! I think this would be a more appropriate symbol for the Republican party, a dinosaur with a horse's saddle on it's back!

And of course, another book I would like to recommend to all my readers. 

This is one of the latest books published this year in 2012 written by Sean Faircloth titled ATTACK OF THE THEOCRATS! How The Religious Right Harms Us All And what We can Do About it - A Harrowing True Tale Told By Sean Faircloth.

I highly recommend these books to anyone who is concerned about the future of America and the future of science education in our public schools. 

OK, now back to the recent Republican National Convention . . .

I no longer have Cable TV anymore because Time Werner keeps raising the cost of the monthly bills, so I had unsubscribe to Cable TV because their programming is mostly crap! So now, I can put that money aside, and save up toward building a new computer. Yeah, I'm a computer geek, and I like to buy the parts and assemble the computer myself. It's much cheaper that way.

So, I had watched BOTH the Republican National Convention AND the Democratic National Convention on the Internet instead. 

Actually, I watched the Democratic National Convention at the Democratic Headquarters here in El Paso, Texas. I have been hanging out there every Tuesday and Thursday, making calls to encourage people to support Obama and getting out to vote.

Anyway . . . . .

The Democratic National Convention was by far more interesting, and more informative, because, they actually talked about the important issues, like, the economy, education, women's health care issues, civil rights and civil liberties, and also, climate change, etc. etc. Yes, global warming is a well established scientific fact.

On the other hand (or wing) the Republican National Convention was as boring as watching paint dry! I actually fell asleep through it. Then it got to be more fun to watch, when Clint Eastwood got up, and talked to an empty chair, pretending that it was Obama.

I just got to say, that was the highlight of the Republican National Convention! It reminded me of  a song by Niel Diamond "I Am I said" an old song from 1970. 

Yeah! Good ol' Clint Eastwood must be getting senile in his old age. OK, it's perfectly normal for little children to go around talking to an imaginary invisible person. I'm sure we've all done this when we were just little kids, however, children eventually outgrow that sort of thing. But, apparently, Clint Eastwood has not!

OK, I use to enjoy watching Clint Eastwood movies. Of course, I have always known he is a Republican and a conservative, but I didn't realize how far he was to the extreme right he is, and just what kind of  a right-wing wacko he really is, until he made a jackass of himself, talking to a chair! WOW! What a total fucking retard! I have lost all respect for him that I might have had,  and I will NEVER  ABSOLUTELY NEVER watch another Clint Eastwood movie ever again for as long as I live. 

Sorry Jimbo! But you blew it! Actually, not only do your blow, but YOU SUCK!!!

Yeah! Clint Eastwood is in his 80s and still wearing diapers!

Clint Eastwood is probably so delusional that he hears chairs talking back to him!

But the biggest MORON in the Republican party is the one who's running for President, Good ol' Nit wit Shit-for-brains- Mitt Romney himself. 

Yeah, he is of the Mormon religion, and so, like many Mormons, he probably wears magic underwear, and no doubt, he wears diapers underneath his magic underwear!

So, good ol' Mittens is BOTH a Mormon AND a MORON! Yeah! There is only one letter difference between the two! Just drop the second M.

Also, just like so many Christian, or rather, Christard Funny-mentalists, he doesn't know jack-shit about science. A prime example:

Recently, Mitt Romney's wife, Ann Romney, had attended a  $6 million dollar Beverly Hills fundraiser in California. While she was flying, on board her plane there was a short which resulted in an electrical fire, and the passenger compartment began filling with smoke. The plane had to make an emergency landing. Ann Romney and some other passengers were overcome by the smoke and they had to be treated in a hospital emergency room. OK, she's fine. She and her fellow passengers have recovered.

But after the incident, Mitt Romney had publicly commented that passenger jets should have windows that can be rolled down to let in fresh air.

Yeah, Mitt Romney said the following . . . . . 

"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no — and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem."


First of all, when you're flying at a cruising altitude of 32,000 to 35,000 feet, there is very little or almost no oxygen outside of the plane. Also, the cabin pressure inside the plane is much greater than the atmospheric pressure outside of the plane. So, even if you could open a window (which of course your can't) the air inside the plane would blow out through the open window.


Also . . . if you happen to be sitting in a seat by the open window, and if you're stupid enough to not have your seat belt fastened, then you would get blown out through the window!!!

So, it would be, by by Romney! And good riddance! 

Of course, if the plane were to descend to a much lower altitude, like, perhaps 10,000 feet or down to about 7,000 feet, then opening a window would let in fresh air from outside. But that would not be wise either, because if you're flying at a cruising speed of over 500 miles per hour, a 500 mile an hour breeze coming in from an open window would cause stuff inside the cabin that is not secured down to go flying around inside the passenger compartment, and people would get clobbered by flying food trays and hand bags and what not!

So, there is a damn good reason why airplane windows are not made to roll down.

Oh! Yes indeed! Mitt Romney is a very innovative thinker!

I can hardly wait for him to come up with some more of his brilliant ideas!

Like . . . . .

  . . . . . Screen doors on submarines!

Or, perhaps . . . . .

 . . . . . Helicopter ejection seats!

Like, OH COME ON!!!

Not even Mitt Romney could possibly be that stupid!!!

Or could he?

Well, anyone who believes in wearing Mormon Magic Underwear can't be all that bright.

Hey Mitt Romney! Who needs the Secrete Service for protection when you have on your Mormon Magic Underwear? Eh?

Also, you need a special detergent to wash your magic underwear. 

And be sure to change your diaper before putting your clean magic underwear back on again. Yeah! There ya go, Baby!!!

And hey, Mitt! If you're a good little boy, you won't get sent to bed without supper!

Oh! And since my blog, THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG, is devoted to the love of food and gluttony, I should have something here concerning food.

Yeah! A nice heaping plate of Rice Moroni The Salt Lake City Treat!

Of course, if you're a Mormon, you can't drink alcohol, you can't smoke, and you can't even have coffee or anything with caffeine, so it must really suck to be a Mormon, and poor ol' Mitt Romney, not only can't drink, but he can't even think! That's because his a moron!

And, he also believes in wearing magic underwear because he believes it will protect him from knives and guns. YEAH RIGHT!!!

Uh huh! Like, we know! We know!

Sorry Mitt Romney, but again . . . . .


Of course, when it comes to absolute moronic stupidity and major fuck-tardery, Mitt Romney is only just the tip of the ice burg.

And speaking of ice burgs . . . . .

This year, 2012 is the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic back in the year 1912 when the ship struck an ice burg.

And we all better hope like Hell that the Republicans do not win the 2012 Presidential Election, because, if that happens, the USA will surely go down in 2012 just like the Titanic went down in 1912.

Yeah! As I have said . . . when it comes to retardary, Mit Romney is only the tip of the ice burg.

I have been keeping a score card of all the stupid comments publicly made by Republican candidates all through out 2011 and 2012 and it's getting to where it's really not funny anymore.

For example:

 Michele Bachmann has said the black families were better off under slavery.

"A child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA's first African-American President."

The fact is, that black families were not better off under slavery. Quite often, black families were broken up, husbands and wives separated, children taken away from parents, brothers and sisters separated, all sold off to different plantations, never seeing each other ever again.

Also, according to some Republicans, people who are on disability, poor people, families on food stamps and senior citizens are just stray dogs and scavenging raccoons, and according to former President Bush, I'm not a citizen of the USA because I'm not a christian.

Yeah! Sound really familiar, just like Mitt Romney's more recent comments he made about 47% percent of all Americans.

"My job is not to worry about the 47 percent of people who don't pay income taxes. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."

Mitt Romney does not know what the Hell he's talking about.

True, retired people on Social Security do not pay income taxes on their pension checks, but when they were working, they paid income taxes, and a certain amount was deducted from their pay checks which goes into Social Security, so, these retirees had paid into the system.

Also, college students don't have to pay income taxes. The 47% percent that Mitt Romney has been referring to are not freeloaders shirking their responsibilities. No, many of them re students, teachers, fire fighters, cops, etc. etc. middle income families struggling to make ends meet.

Oh! And there some more really good stuff.

Yeah, and then there was another fuck-tard, Foster Friess, who was campaigning for Rick Santorum.  

Foster Friess has said the following . . . . .

"On this contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s so inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly." 

And of course, good ol' Rick The Prick Santorum believes that a college education is indoctrination.

"I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because of their indoctrination mills, absolutely. The indoctrination that is going on at the university level is a harm to our country."

So, Rick The Prick thinks a college education is indoctrination! Eh?

WHAT??? You mean, as opposed to religious indoctrination???

Yeah, uh huh! Students perusing a science degree is somehow harmful to America!


And here in the state of Texas, we have another prick named Rick, good ol' Governor Good Hair Rick Perry of Texas.

He's another right-wing Christard Funny-mentalist who is opposed to science and the scientific method.

Allow me to introduce you to Governor Rick Perry of Texas.

Governor Rick Perry once allowed an innocent man to be executed, despite the fact that DNA evidence proved, that the death row inmate was not present at the crime scene. But Rick Perry rejects science, especially DNA evidence, because DNA also proves EVOLUTION!!!

Here in Texas, lethal injection is used. The inmate is strapped down to the gurney and the arms are strapped down to the armrests that extend straight out at the sides, and a needle is inserted into each arm, with one needle administrating a saline solution, while the needle in the other arm administers the lethal drug.

Governor Rick Perry loves it when they use the gurney to administer lethal injections to death row inmates. That's because, with the armrests extended out to the sides, it looks like a cross!!!

Glory halleluiah! Amen!

I could go on and on and on and on and on about how stupid and moronic the Republican party has become. 

Oh! Here's another really good one!

Some Republicans are so stucking fupid, Whoops! I mean, so fucking stupid that they can't tell the difference between a woman and a female duck!!!

Yeah! That's right! Some Republicans, like Todd Akin, can not tell the difference between a woman and a female duck!

This is concerning  some moronic comment that Todd Akin said about rape, the women do not get pregnant from rape.

In a recent interview, in which the Republican Senate candidate from Missouri, Todd Akin, had admitted that he believes abortion should be illegal, even in cases of rape, because . . . . . 

"if it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."  

In another words Ladies . . .  if you say you got pregnant after being raped, you’re probably lying about the rape part! Yeah, at least according to Todd Akin.

But, he is wrong about the science concerning rape.

The scientific facts are far from being on Akin’s side. While it may be true that female ducks have evolved in such a way that they now have a biological anti-pregnancy response to forced sex, human beings most definitely have not. 

As the Washington Post’s Sarah Kliff notes, many scientific studies have proven that the you-only-conceive-if-aroused theory is complete bunk. In fact, one study from 2003 even showed that rape victims may be more likely to get pregnant than individuals on the whole.

So, either Todd Akin does not know the difference between a woman and a female duck, or else, he thinks that a woman has a duck's vagina! 

For more information on female ducks, and how they have evolved a protective mechanism that prevents the eggs from being fertilized in the event of forced sex from the male, check out the following article from Scientific American.

OK, ya stupid Republicans!

Which one is the woman, and which one is the duck?

About 99 out of 100 republicans failed this simple test!

Well, I could go on and on about how stupid the Republican party has become.

But, it has not always been this way. There was once a time when the Republican party was a great institution. It was the party of Abraham Lincoln and Ulysses S Grant.

Back then, the old Republican party was the progressive party that looked forward to the future. It was the party that abolished slavery.

If I have been living back in the mid to late 1800s, then I would have been proud to have been a Republican! I'm so grateful that The North won the civil war. 

The greatest Republican Presidents that America ever had were Abraham Lincoln and General Ulysses S Grant who later on was elected President Ulysses S Grant.

Of course, as President, he administration was rocked by some political scandals, but it was because President Grant had trusted the wrong people. A president is only as good as the people he works with, and if his administration is not fully co-operative then he can't do his job.

Now, I have found out some really cool things about Ulysses S Grant than I had never known before until recently, because, very little is mentioned of this of this in most school history textbooks, and I didn'k know about this, until I read about in in an on line NEWS article from AlterNet, to which I am subscriped.

Here is a link to said article, titled:

Five People Who Bravely Fought Christian Takeover of America

It mentions five people who stood up and fought against past attempts against a Christian Fundamentalist take-over of America. But I'll only quote a part of the article, because one of those five brave people was Ulysses S Grant, and the reason why, is because of a speech the Ulysses S Grant had given on September 30,1875 about 137 years ago, and September 30 happens to be on my birthday!!!


Ulysses S. Grant: U.S. Grant is best known for being a hard fighting (and hard drinking) Civil War general and later a scandal-plagued president. His advocacy of church-state separation is less well known.

Grant had his share of problems during his presidency, but on the issue of church-state separation he showed true leadership. Sadly, this tends to get overlooked today.

During Grant’s presidency, the concept of tax-supported public education began to slowly spread across the nation. More and more states were adopting laws establishing public schools and even mandating attendance. But there was a problem: People could not agree on what role religion should play in the schools.

In 1844, there were riots in Philadelphia between Catholics and Protestants over what version of the Bible would be read in schools. Tensions simmered for years. Protestants insisted that since they were the majority in the country, the schools should reflect their theology. Catholics fumed that their rights were being violated and proposed that the federal government give them money to start their own schools that would inculcate Catholicism.

Grant had a better idea: No tax money for religious schools and no religious worship in the public schools. Keeping public schools secular, Grant proposed, would be in the best interests of the nation.

On Sept. 30, 1875, Grant addressed a gathering of former Union soldiers. He could have played it safe and offered some reminisces about the war. Instead, he decided to address the school issue.

“Let us all labor to add all needful guarantees for the security of free thought, free speech, a free press, pure morals, unfettered religious sentiments, and of equal rights and privileges to all men irrespective of nationality, color or religion,” Grant said. “Encourage free schools, and resolve that not one dollar, appropriated for their support, shall be appropriated to the support of any sectarian schools. Resolve that neither the state nor nation, nor both combined, shall support institutions of learning other than those sufficient to afford to every child growing up in the land the opportunity of a good common school education, unmixed with sectarian, pagan, or atheistical dogmas. Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate. With these safeguards, I believe the battles which created the Army of the Tennessee will not have been fought in vain.”

Grant was ahead of his time. While some state courts adopted his vision and struck down laws mandating school prayer in the latter half of the 19th century, the U.S. Supreme Court did not declare official school prayer a violation of the First Amendment until 1962.
Yeah, Ulysses S Grant was very well known for drinking a lot of Whiskey and smoking cigars. 

But what isn't generally well know is his support for public school education. It's a damn shame that most of our school history textbooks don't mention more of this.  

So, Ulysses S Grant was a man way ahead of his time!

Yes, here are two of the greatest Republicans in our entire history.

President Abraham Lincoln and General, later to be Elected, President Ulysses S Grant, or two greatest Republicans in American history.

So, President Ulysses S Grant support public education, that is, public secular education, therefore, he supported science and math education, unlike today's Republican retards who wish to do away with science education, and instead, teach Creationist fairy tales!

If Abraham Lincoln and Ulysses S Grant were alive today, they would be shocked and appalled by what has become of the Republican party! No doubt, Ulysses S Gran would call them all fucking retards!

Anyway . . . . .

After reading more about Ulysses S Grant, and about the speech he had given on September 30,1875 to retired Northern Civil War veterans concerning public school education, then, I feel that my birthday being on September 30 is kind of special. 

I have come across even more articles after doing a Google search about Ulysses S Grant and his speech on September 30,1875 which was 137 years ago.

Now, that's why I feel that my birthday very special to me.
And so, I celebrated my birthday by having a straight double-shot of whiskey and I smoked a cigar.
That is what I will do from now on when it is my birthday.
Yes, from or on, I shall raise a glass with a straight double-shot of whiskey and smoke a cigar to honor Ulysses S Grant.