tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post5140003211185215504..comments2022-04-26T19:27:39.394-06:00Comments on THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG: ANTHROMORPHOLOGY, MY VERY OWN STUDY OF ALL HUMAN BODY SHAPES, AND ENDOMORPHOLOGY, MY OWN STUDY OF THE OBESE ENDOMORPHIC HUMAN BODY SHAPEBig Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-63528377433866420282013-09-05T20:33:04.909-06:002013-09-05T20:33:04.909-06:00Anonymous said...
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"I just stumbled ac...Anonymous said...<br /><br />QUOTE:<br />"I just stumbled across this blog and haven't been able to stop reading it!!!<br /><br />'I'm just a great big fat and lazy bald and ugly morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease and body odor' over and over again.'<br /><br />And then I breath heavily saying to myself, I'm a disgusting ugly obese glutton but I don't care, I just love to eat and sleep. Sometimes I pretend like I'm having chest pains while gasping for air, and saying . . . .<br /><br />'Well, this is what I deserve for being such an obese greedy diabetic glutton!'<br /><br />I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this/thinks like that! It turns me on so much XD! End Quote:<br />====================<br /><br />Good evening Anonymous!<br /><br />Sorry didn't respond sooner, I've been rather busy.<br /><br />Anyway . . . <br /><br />Thank you for your comment.<br /><br />Let me ask: Are you pear-shaped or apple-shaped, having big fat arms, great big fat man-boobs, a huge round protruding belly, a small butt, and skinny legs?<br /><br />Also: are you actually bald on top of your head? <br /><br />If so, a bald head is your pride and joy!<br /><br />If not: you should shave the top of your scalp, and apply a defoliant to keep the hair from growing back. But, only on the top of your scalp. Leave the hair on the sides and back so that it looks like typical male pattern baldness.<br /><br />Wear T-shirts with horizontal stripes to make your upper-body look broader, and make sure your shirt is not long enough to cover your bellybutton!<br /><br />Wear loose-fitting plaid shorts less than knee-length, either light blue or light grey, and wear your shorts down low on your hips to expose some butt-crack! <br /><br />Just let your belly hang down over the front of your shorts so that only the legs of your shorts appear below your belly.<br /><br />Then, stand in front of a full length mirror with your skinny legs and knobby knees wide apart.<br /><br />Pat yourself on your great big round belly, and say over and over again:<br /><br />"I have diabetes! I have diabetes! I have diabetes!"<br /><br />Yeah! It's a lot more fun to be apple-shaped instead of pear-shaped.<br /><br />You won't live as long. But, you will have a lot more fun!<br />Big Fat Heretichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-59505980120004775562013-09-01T06:32:46.038-06:002013-09-01T06:32:46.038-06:00I just stumbled across this blog and haven't b...I just stumbled across this blog and haven't been able to stop reading it!!!<br /><br />Teddy Bear - <br />"I'm just a great big fat and lazy bald and ugly morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease and body odor" over and over again.<br /><br />And then I breath heavily saying to myself, I'm a disgusting ugly obese glutton but I don't care, I just love to eat and sleep. Sometimes I pretend like I'm having chest pains while gasping for air, ans saying . . . .<br /><br />"Well, this is what I deserve for being such an obese greedy diabetic glutton!" <br /><br />I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this/thinks like that! It turns me on so much XD!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-85797152613113292142010-03-17T17:38:53.965-06:002010-03-17T17:38:53.965-06:00Hello Fellow Fat Asses,
I read about an absolutel...Hello Fellow Fat Asses,<br /><br />I read about an absolutely gorgeous SSBBW named Donna Simpson, who goes by the name "Treasure" on the super sized bombshells website. She weighs almost 700 lbs, which is pretty darn impressive- frankly, the idea of a woman weighing more than I do is a huge turn on. Anyway, she wishes to weigh 1,000 lbs, which is also my goal. She has been lambasted and harpooned by the Big Anti-Fat Media (BAFM) for insisting that she has the right to do what she wants.<br /><br />I believe in pro-choice obesity. In fact, I am in favor of forcing others to become obese against their will, because it is better for them, the economy, and humanity in the long run. Life expectancies are too high, we need a counteracting force, obesity, to keep things under control. Also, a fat society is a crime-free society. I attribute the decline of violent crime in this country to the rise of non-violent hyper morbid obesity in this country.<br /><br />Anyway, Donna Simpson needs our love and support. And she also needs a box of donuts, stat. She is kind of like the woman version of me sometimes, because she has a huge belly. She is apple shaped, which is very nice.<br /><br />My acolyte weighs under 100 lbs, and satisfies my every sexual urge and desire. My backup acolyte, a new girl, is my latest project. I am feeding her and she has gained 20 lbs in the last month, and now weighs 140 lbs. I am going to get her to 200 lbs by the middle of the year, and up to 300 lbs by the end of the year. I am not having any kind of sex with her because she is not ready for it yet, even though she is of legal age, barely. She is going to be my fat acolyte, so I will have a skinny one and a fat one.<br /><br />My ex-wife has lost a tremendous amount of weight due to her untreated type one diabetes, and her advanced AIDS. She still has sex with random dudes, and when I find out about it I tell them to get tested, and actually two weeks ago, it turns out she infected this 19 year old guy she'd hooked up with a bunch of times. He's suicidal now, and I just keep thinking that that could have been me in that situation, so I'm just really glad that I am not infected.<br /><br />Anyway, let's all show some support for Donna Simpson. Maybe even write an article in your blog to show our support. This goes for Bigger Fatter Blog as well.<br /><br />Regards,<br /><br />Rev. Lard Ass, aka Kim Lard-Ass-ian<br /><br />P.S. I do not think I am gonna have a sex change after all. I want and need my penis and balls. So, I think for me the right answer is just aggressive cross-dressing, and I now wear women's clothing almost exclusively.Rev. Lard Assnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-64967783530436291292010-02-28T20:30:37.081-07:002010-02-28T20:30:37.081-07:00Dear Fatlings and other shapelings,
While it is g...Dear Fatlings and other shapelings,<br /><br />While it is good to be a selfish greedy glutton there comes a time when a man has to do what a man has to do. In light of my recent near death experience at the hands of a filthy and uncaring medical industry I have started another blog spot blog. http://medicalholocaust.blogspot.com/<br /><br />As most of the readers here know them medical industry is particularly cruel to thinlings as most health care workers are fatlings. Moreover, the health care industry is a threat to ALL Americans fat, thin or in between. Because of my ordeal and the tragic treatment Proud FA's mother received at a hospital. (That woman is a saint and a great baker.) I think it is time that we go after the health care industry and the NAZIs that run it. This year over 1 MILLION Americans will die as a result of medical errors and hospital acquired infections. It will cost the health care consumer well over 1 trillion dollars to fix those blunders. That one trillion dollars goes direct into the coffers of the health care industry. I am all for greed and gluttony but when it kills innocent people that is where I draw the line.<br /><br />Please stop by my blog and say hello. I would ask that you keep your comments to issues of health care unless you want to post something about obesity and health care and how they blame us fatlings for the rising costs when in fact we cost the health care system less money because we die sooner. Fat lings are GOOD medical citizens. Gluttony is GOOD.... but only when it does not hurt others! <br /><br />OINKINGLY YOURS<<br /><br />FAT BASTARDFat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-81778257869215044862010-02-21T17:54:52.091-07:002010-02-21T17:54:52.091-07:00Dear Brenda,
Now that our divorce has been comple...Dear Brenda,<br /><br />Now that our divorce has been completed, I'd like for you to stop harassing me on these blogs. You are clearly not what the New Fat Acceptance Movement is about, because you refuse to take your insulin, or your AIDS drugs. I'm not going to sleep with you no matter what, because I am not attracted to you, and also because I do not want to get AIDS.<br /><br />Regards,<br /><br />Rev. Lard AssRev. Lard Assnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-66322209737768197292010-02-13T00:32:49.241-07:002010-02-13T00:32:49.241-07:00Dear Anti-Brenda People,
I am really pissed off t...Dear Anti-Brenda People,<br /><br />I am really pissed off that Mark has been telling you about my so-called medical conditions. It is not a big deal, and my body is self-healing as we speak. I guarantee you Mark will have another heart attack soon because his eating has once again gotten out of control, even though most days he does eat mostly fish.<br /><br />Yes, my foot is numb, and yes there is a foul odor (more than normal) from my foot, but I have confidence that it is not anything bad, because I have a sixth sense about those kinds of things. This is just a minor skin irritation, nothing more. And besides, do I really want to go to those butchers who call themselves doctors and have them give me injections and charge me medical bills? No thanks! I'll just put some salves on it and it will be back to normal in no time at all.<br /><br />I think that Mark is insane for wanting to get a sex change operation. That would make me a lesbian. Mark is a big fat piece of crap as far as I am concerned, and I think it is wrong for you to take his side in this. While I am rapidly losing weight, this is just proof of the FACT that the amount of food that I eat has nothing to do with how much I weigh. It seems like the more I eat, the more I lose!<br /><br />And Mark's religion that he kicked me out of, it is a scam anyway. This 17 year old HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT is having sex with MY HUSBAND on a daily basis, and he believes her that she is 22, even though I checked her driver's license when she was in the bathroom, and the girl is a senior in high school. I called the police about this and unfortunately in my state, this is not illegal because she is of the age of consent, but BARELY.<br /><br />He is giving her lies about how she is his "acolyte", and this just seems so wrong and abusive on so many levels. I want Mark to promise to only have sex with me from now on, and to not use a condom when he does it- I am his wife and this is his husbandly duty, in sickness and in health, so he MUST do this, no matter what the consequences are for him.<br /><br />Please talk some sense into Mark, so that he does what I want him to do.<br /><br />Mrs. Brenda Lard AssMrs. Brenda Lard Assnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-72029037931965810262010-02-10T23:22:29.495-07:002010-02-10T23:22:29.495-07:00Dear Everybody,
I am feeling so much better now! ...Dear Everybody,<br /><br />I am feeling so much better now! It is unbelievable, how much better I feel, and how fast I seem to be recovering. My doctors are surprised at how well I am doing, but they are concerned that I have gained back the weight that I had initially lost after the surgery. I have been regaining my weight by eating healthily 6 days per week, this means LOTS of fish, honestly, most of what I eat now is fish. Baked fish, grilled fish, lots of fish is basically what I am eating now. I am even staying away from fish sticks, because those are not healthy. And I am not eating fast food anymore, unless pizza counts, which I only eat on my off day, which is once per week.<br /><br />On my off day, I go into an Eating Frenzy, plowing through two full pizzas all by myself, in one sitting. And then I top it off with a big plate of brownies and ice cream, and whole milk to wash it down, and then I sleep for about 8 hours, (after my normal 8 hours of sleep) and then I wake up and get some White Castle- 30 burgers but they are small, and then I have lots of french fries, then a case of beer, then I just watch TV the rest of the day. It's a good life.<br /><br />On my normal days, I wake up and eat three cans of tuna fish with mayo on white bread. Then for lunch I will have some salmon, cod, or blackfish. For dinner, I sometimes have lobster and oysters, other times I have blackfish, whitefish, fluke, or flounder. I prefer lobster because of the butter dipping sauce, which I love.<br /><br />Basically, I have resumed my upward weight trajectory, but this time I am doing it healthily, and so it will not give me another heart attack, I am hoping.<br /><br />I have also booked a flight to Thailand, and have gotten in contact with a surgeon there who does male to female gender reassignments, and I think soon I will be a ferocious, manly bull dyke, with a vagina, fake boobs, but also a full beard, and male pattern baldness.<br /><br />I have been exercising my right side of my body a LOT, and the muscles have been getting very unbalanced, my right arm is now noticeably larger than my left arm. It is 3 inches bigger, in fact. I have also gotten some dresses and skirts which I now wear around the house, and have just started wearing some out in public, just to see what the reaction would be, and so far it is very negative.<br /><br />I spend about 30 hours a week now recruiting for my church, handing out flyers near the bus stop, then riding the bus and handing out flyers on the bus, then going to the next stop, etc. It works up a huge appetite, which allows me to eat a huge amount of fish.<br /><br />Brenda is dropping weight like crazy, due to both her AIDS, and her complete refusal to take any insulin at all, or stop eating sugary foods and fast food all the time. She has told me that she has sores on her feet that have not healed, and that shit is nasty and gross. She says they are turning a bit blackish, and she wants me to come rub her feet, but I will not. I think she probably has gangrene or something and will end up losing her feet if she does not go to the doctor ASAP, but she refuses.<br /><br />Anyway, that is the Dr. Rev. Big Lard Ass update, just wanted you all to know how I am doing. Oh yeah, and my new thinling who weighs 155 lbs and is 23 years old- she is working out pretty damn amazing. Gives me BJs every single day!! WOW!<br /><br />Regards,<br /><br />Dr. Rev. Big Lard AssDr. Rev. Big Lard Ass, DfEnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-86080460403947954312010-02-05T16:13:48.742-07:002010-02-05T16:13:48.742-07:00Hi Teddy Bear
Well, I've just discovered your ...Hi Teddy Bear<br />Well, I've just discovered your blog and this study and I'm very surprised to learn that I'm in fact a hyper-endomorphic man.<br />My torso length is 32 inches and my leg length is 29 inches for 5 feet and 11 inches tall.<br /><br />I'm not sure if I'm going in this category of shape so I can answer me if I'm wrong.<br /><br />I understand now why I can gain easily without effort and why I can eat much more, more quickly and more easily that a lot of my friends who are thin.<br /><br />Now, I don't fear to be always hungry and I won't have no more shame to become a fat piggy guy.<br /><br />It's true I feel always better after stuffing my growing belly.<br /><br />After reading you, I'm very determined to eat <b>without restriction</b> !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-28140551987225665132010-02-04T19:41:09.726-07:002010-02-04T19:41:09.726-07:00Dear Fat Bastard,
I totally disagree about Proud ...Dear Fat Bastard,<br /><br />I totally disagree about Proud FA boning Brenda, because she has AIDS. So, unless Proud FA has HIV, and the same strain as her, then I do not think it would be worth the risk of boning her even with a condom. But if he really wanted to, I could set it up and I'm sure Brenda would absolutely love it. But yeah- I don't care who bangs Brenda now, as long as they know in advance about her HIV status- which, my worry is that she will not tell the guys before they bone, and that somehow I could get in trouble for not warning her boyfriends. It is bullshit that I have to put up with all of her adultery, so I don't feel bad about taking on an acolyte who really wants to bone me, and who does not have HIV.<br /><br />So, yeah, a lot has been happening in the last couple of weeks. My post-op checkup went very well, and I am recovering nicely and am resting in bed, and one of my neighbors is taking care of me and I'm paying for his groceries in exchange, because he lost his job and his family is kind of hurting these days. It only takes him like an hour a day total that he's in my house, but it is making a big difference.<br /><br />I am able to empty my bedpan myself, which is nice. But the other day I dropped it, and my whole friggin house still reeks. It will reek for a week, due to the leak from my ass cheek. Word to yo' stomach.<br /><br />Brenda got me all of the Fat Boys CDs as a get-well present, which I really liked. (They were hard-core food rappers. One of the members died at the age of just 28, he was a very apple shaped man and he supposedly weighed 450 lbs when he died. He was the most talented, in my opinion- and he was known as the Human Beatbox, because of the amazing sounds he could make that sounded like drums and stuff. The other Fat Boys- one was a pear shaped Black man, and the other was a not-really-that-obese Puerto Rican man named Prince Marky Dee. He currently hosts a radio show in Florida.)<br /><br />Maybe me and you and Teddy should start our own group: The Morbidly Obeastie Boys. I'll be Marky Cheddar, Ted can be "The Big Dippa'", and you can be Ol' Fatty Bastard. Now THAT would be awesome! (Plus, since Teddy is not interested in sex, that would mean that there would be more sexy thinling groupies for you and me to bone!)<br /><br />By the way, if you're ever in town, you should stop by my Church. There should hopefully be more loose women added to my congregation soon- it's amazing how easy it is to start a religion!!<br /><br />I might even look into whether I can get a tax deduction for my Eating Ceremonies, since they are a critical part of my religion. This way, I would be able to binge eat tax-free, which would be pretty sweet.<br /><br />Regards,<br /><br />Rev. Lard AssRev. Lard Assnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-3059168500545724712010-02-04T19:35:59.055-07:002010-02-04T19:35:59.055-07:00Dear Theodore "The Big Dippa, the Cow Tippa, ...Dear Theodore "The Big Dippa, the Cow Tippa, the Pipe Smokah with a Pimp Cane ta Poke Ya" Bear,<br /><br />I am 100% straight, just for the record. I do not want to have sex with other dudes. But I do like to have "gang bangs", although I have only gotten to do this three times in my life, all of them were with Brenda. I was kind of considering that to be "having sex with" the other guy only in the sense that we were having sex with the same girl at the same time, not that we were having sex with each other. But as a big fat bull dyke lesbian, I will be happy if I am also attractive to men, and I will be sure to flaunt and taunt all of my glorious curves, but my poonanner will remain a no fly zone for all penises, except dildos from my lesbian lovers, or if I meet a man who was born a woman and had a sex change, then that might pique my interest, and that would be totally hetero either way you look at it. But I think lesbians are cool.<br /><br />My weight is stabilizing, thankfully, due to all of the fish that I have been eating. I can feel my brain growing, and I feel better and stronger each day. I think my body is self-healing, and that my arteries will clear out, my heart will regenerate, and I will be even stronger than before. That's just my hope though. Brenda offered to give me a blood transfusion, which was when we found out that she has HIV. Now it turns out that it has progressed all the way to AIDS, and she refuses to take any medication for it, saying that those medications are what kill AIDS people, not the HIV. Some bullshit like that. She is also one of those NAAFA types who believes that weight gain is actually healthy, so I'm not surprised that now she thinks HIV is harmless.<br /><br />But the new girl I've been boning, from my Church, she is one of my acolytes. (That means I get to bone her.) She only weighs 155 lbs, but I really enjoy throwing my dick into a skinny chick. I'm starting to see what Fat Bastard means about skinny chicks being ideally made to be boned by us fatlings.<br /><br />My divorce is also underway.<br /><br />I hope that the next time you don your fat suit, you light up a nice relaxing cigar, pour a glass of red wine, and make a toast to me, and to fat men everywhere.<br /><br />Also, I would like to hereby OFFICIALLY annoint you as an HONORARY APPLE SHAPED MORBIDLY OBESE MALE WITH TYPE TWO ADULT ONSET DIABETES AND SEVERE STAGE FIVE MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. This is in recognition for your outstanding work on the field of Obese Nutrition Science, as well as your groundbreaking (and ground-shaking) research on the sciences of Gastronomy & Astronomy. (Have you ever thought that maybe why you like astronomy so much is that it is so similarly spelled to gastronomy? Just a thought.)<br /><br />By the way, is Jupiter your favorite planet in our solar system (not counting Earth.)? It has always been my absolute favorite planet, even including Earth. It is large and in charge! The king of the planets! (Just like Jupiter of the Roman gods, or the Greek ones- one or the other, I dunno.) Jupiter is so fat that it has moons that are bigger than Earth! And one, Europa, might even be able to support life, they say. Or maybe that was just an Arthur C. Clarke book I read.<br /><br />Anyway, thanks for agreeing to look up some good recipes for me. I am hungrily awaiting the results. Okay, now it's time for my snack- some turkey sausage and turkey bacon, and a stein of beer.<br /><br />Regards,<br /><br />Rev. Lard AssRev. Lard Assnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-75855353366950601042010-02-02T01:29:01.659-07:002010-02-02T01:29:01.659-07:00OMG, I cannot believe how much has transpired in t...OMG, I cannot believe how much has transpired in the past few weeks. I know the good Rev was having chest pains but I fugured they were just gas, hiatal hernia or GERD. All us fat guys have that. Rev Big Lard Ass is one of those unfortunate apples like me who can't care enough ass fat.<br /><br />I think he should become a lesbian to drop that high testosterone level we fat apples have and get some guy like Proud FA to pork his sexy BBW Brenda Lard Ass. Brenda is a great name for a fat girl. We have a Brenda who posts at Bigger Fatter Blog.<br /><br />Teddy you are offering some top notch nutritional counseling to the good Reverend. We gluttons live to eat so if he decides to go out in a blaze of glory with Big Macs and fries of moderates his gluttony with salmon and cream sauce either way it is a glorious thing.<br /><br />BTW My weight and appetite has stabilized and I am hovering at a respectable 345. I am boning more skinny chicks and I like walking around in malls to work up an appetite so I can take full advantage of the food court.<br /><br />Bigger Fatter Blog has awarded Fat Actress Kirstie Alley the Gluttonous Celebrity Award. I know things are a bit topsy turvy with the Rev's latest cardiac event but it you get a chance please stop by and congratulate Ms Alley on winning this award. <br /><br />Here's a heartfelt oink to the good Rev. ProudFA are on the phone right now. I woke him form a sound sleep to tell him the news. We will mention this on the blog.<br /><br />Get well soon Rev!Fat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-33143852820888358192010-02-01T21:31:24.172-07:002010-02-01T21:31:24.172-07:00Good evening Reverend Lard Ass.
Yes, you my call ...Good evening Reverend Lard Ass.<br /><br />Yes, you my call me Theodore Bear.<br /><br />Also, since I love Astronomy, you can also call me Ursus Majorus which means, Great Bear. <br /><br />Ursus is the Latin word for bear and Major or Majorus meaning great, so the Great Bear is also another name for the constellation commonly known as The Big Dipper.<br /><br />I remember when I was a fat kid going to a public swimming pool, some of the other kids would tease me and call me The Big Dipper.<br /><br />I just laughed it off, and actually thought it was kind of cool.<br /><br />I'm so glad that you're recovering from your recent heart attack.<br /><br />I hope you will be able to get your sex change operation.<br /><br />As for me, I'm straight, but if I were either bi-sexual or gay, and apple-shaped instead of being pear-shaped, then I would love to be an apple-shaped ugly bull-dyke lesbo!<br /><br />I would love if my arms were much bigger around than my legs, and my breasts twice as big around as my hips, and my belly more than three times as big around ad my hips.<br /><br />Then I would wear a pleated mini-skirt halfway down on my hips exposing my butt-crack and my love-handles would be much wider than my hips and hanging down over my hips, and my huge round belly hanging down over the front of my mini-skirt showing off my bellybutton.<br /><br />Of course, I would need a wig to cover my bald head.<br /><br />Ah! But that would be fun! I would act really Butch!<br /><br />That has always been a deep dark fantasy of mine.<br /><br />I'm glad you're rating lots of fish. That is good for both your heart and your brain. <br /><br />Guys who are apple-shaped should eat lots of fish.<br /><br />I will do a Google search for some fish recipes later on.<br /><br />Now about my super sized Apple Boy fat suit . . . . .<br /><br />When I'm in my fat suit, as I'm standing up, my belly hangs down below my knees and when I sit on the edge of my bed, my belly hangs down to the floor. Also, my belly protrudes out about 4 feet in front of me.<br /><br />So, it's impossible for me to lay down on my stomach.<br /><br />I would have to sleep sitting up on the edge of my bed with my head slumped forward on my chest.<br /><br />And as I had mentioned before, when I'm in my fat suit, I act like I'm helpless, pretending to have chest pains and breathing heavily, gasping for air, and crying out, I'M HUNGRY! I'M SO HUNGRY! I NEED FFFOOOOOD!!!<br /><br />When I sit down, my love-handles are almost 6 feet wide spreading out on my bed.<br /><br />Yes, when I smoke my pipe, I use tobacco. My favorite is a sweet Black Cavendish, and I also smoke cigars, and I like to sit there smoking my pipe or cigar while watching TV as I sit there helplessly in my fat suit.<br /><br />One of these days, I'm going to get a long wig and a large size pleated mini-skirt and put on some lipstick and eye shadow and pretend than I'm a great big ugly super morbidly obese apple-shaped bull dyke lesbo!<br /><br />Someday, I would like to go out on a Halloween night in my fat costume, but it is too wide to get through the door!<br /><br />Anyway, I'm so glad you're recovering from your recent heart attack.<br /><br />Theodore BearBig Fat Heretichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-87808819657740001132010-02-01T20:12:38.571-07:002010-02-01T20:12:38.571-07:00I have been doing aerobic type exercises, and I re...I have been doing aerobic type exercises, and I really think it could help my heart repair itself maybe, or get stronger, even though it will be hard work. Maybe if I do this exercising stuff, stop taking anabolic steroids, and start eating large amounts of healthy foods, then maybe I will recover? I hope so.<br /><br />I have started seeing a therapist about my marriage falling apart, and about me wanting to realize my dream of being an SSBBW. I am going to be an absolutely ferocious bull dyke, rampaging through other lesbians on a one-way trip to orgasmville.<br /><br />I am going to wear a very skimpy bikini on the beach, and it will be glorious, and everyone will be looking at ME. And then I will see about breaking into the porn biz in L.A. That's my plan for right now, I think. Although- I will need a wig to look like a woman, because even if I grow my hair out, I have realized, my hairline is still receded enough that anyone would instantly know that I am a man, even if I wore lipstick and makeup and a dress.<br /><br />Even though I am going to have a mangina- for some reason, I still feel incredibly masculine, and I still kind of want to be a Real Man, not a Girly Man. I dunno, like some kind of Amazonian warrior who can eat, fight, have sex with women, and sometimes men. Y'know, for procreation purposes, to keep the Amazon tribe going.<br /><br />Anyway, you were saying that you like to stuff your shirt and pants and make a fat suit. That is so awesome! I thought I was the only person on the planet who did stuff like that!! I'm actually thinking of looking into having some kind of professionally made fat suit, like they had in the movie Shallow Hal, one of my favorite movies of all time. I totally think the SSBBW version is 100x hotter than the skinny version of the chick. Plus, Jack Black is a fat positive guy reppin' us chubsters.<br /><br />When you smoke your pipe, do you smoke tobacco? How much? Should I switch from cigarettes to a pipe like you? I'm up to a pack a day of cigarettes now...<br /><br />I love the idea of being so fat that I cannot sleep except on my belly. Actually, that is the way it is for me now- I get chest pains if I try to lay down on my back, because all of the weight is pressing down on my chest if I do that. It's different for us apple shaped guys- this is one of the less fun aspects. I used to always sleep on my back but I had to re-learn to sleep on my belly, otherwise it would be too hard to breathe and my sleep apnea would get really bad, and that can be almost as bad as heart disease, I've read.<br /><br />I like sleeping on my belly now though, because my fat acts almost like an internal pillow, and it is the most comfortable sensation in the world, laying down on a pile of ME, the soft jelly-like squishyness making sleep come very easily, as long as I don't go to bed hungry, in which case it is impossible to sleep, almost.<br /><br />The Church of the Faedari is coming along well, all of the members of my congregation (except Brenda) came to visit me today, and it was a big pick me up. We even held a Mess (our religious service, which involves food) right here, and it was pretty awesome. One of my young BBW female disciples seems to really like me, which- I've never had women compete for my affections before- Brenda, and now the new girl. But since Brenda is HIV positive, I'm thinking of going with the new girl.<br /><br />Also- quick question- what should I be having for breakfasts, and what about my desserts? I'm having fish (not fried) every day for dinner.<br /><br />Regards,<br /><br />Big Lard AssRev. Lard Assnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-80037354173537373892010-02-01T20:03:14.980-07:002010-02-01T20:03:14.980-07:00Dear Theodore Bear,
(Is it okay if I call you The...Dear Theodore Bear,<br /><br />(Is it okay if I call you Theodore Bear? I think that is a funnier name.)<br /><br />Okay, well, if I lose weight at a rate of 2 lbs per week, then that will only be 100 lbs of weight per year. Then it would take me 4 years to lose 400 lbs. I need faster progress, like, I need to be able to achieve that in maybe 1 year, 2 years tops, if I am really going to do this that way.<br /><br />On the other hand, my willpower is beginning to wane. I am beginning to realize that this would have to be a lifelong change for me, after a lifetime of horrendous eating habits. Do I continue the horrendous eating habits and die in a few months, or weeks- or do I make a massive change, and possibly die pretty quickly from body shock from losing too much weight too fast? It is a riddle wrapped in an enigma, dipped in lard and washed down with a vanilla milkshake, and a nice warm slice of cherry pie with vanilla ice cream on top, and some coffee, and a separate glass of milk. That's what it is.<br /><br />Anyway, yeah, I would never consider the gastric bypass surgery, because it just seems to radical to me. But the lap-band also seems kind of scary as well, because it can slip out of place, and also it can cause other types of problems, and it is not just automatic weight loss- you can still re-gain all of your weight on it.<br /><br />I am beginning to realize that maybe I should just continue to not eat the pizzas and garbage like that, eat healthy foods like I have been forcing myself to eat, but just eat more of them, and only sometimes eat nice treats like pie with ice cream, not an entire pie, and not an entire pizza pie. I have been eating baked cod and baked salmon and shift like that for the last few weeks, before the heart attack even, and it ain't so bad. I just make sure that I squeeze a LOT of lemon juice on them, put a lot of pepper on it, and use other seasonings to make it taste better. Do you have any recipe ideas other than lemon and pepper? I suck at cooking, even though I am a lard ass- everyone assumes that if you are fat you must know how to cook really well, but that is not necessarily true at all.<br /><br />My vital signs are improving. I have been able to stay out of bed for longer and longer time periods each day, and I am working with my physical therapist. Brenda decided that she does not want to be with me either if I do not want to gain weight to reach 1,000 lbs anymore. Well, guess what? I don't want to die ASAP, and 1,000 is just a number. I feel like I am plenty fat already, so for now I am just satisfied with what I have achieved, and I do not need to gain more weight if it is making me unhealthy.<br /><br />continued...Rev. Lard Assnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-54237795662876206382010-01-30T23:43:24.715-07:002010-01-30T23:43:24.715-07:00. . . continued from above
Yes, she was really Bu.... . . continued from above<br /><br />Yes, she was really Butch!<br /><br />She looked almost like an obese apple-shaped male because of her masculine kind of fat distribution, but she had big breasts, and she wore her hair longs and she liked to wear short mini-skirts half-way down on her hips exposing her butt-crack, and her belly hung down over the front of her short skirt showing off her bellybutton. <br /><br />So, we all know she was an apple-shaped lesbian female. But if she had cropped her hair short,and wore pants instead of a skirt, people would have though she was an obese apple-shaped male as depicted in some of my drawings.<br /><br />Oh! Speaking of "padding" your clothes . . .<br /><br />When I was a kid, I use to enjoy padding my pajama shirts and pants to look much fatter before going to bed.<br /><br />Last year, I made my own fat-suit.<br /><br />I got two king-size beige colored (flesh colored) bed sheets which I sewed together and I ordered a SIZE 8 XL pink T-shirt from a big man's catalogue, and I have a pair of SIZE 6 XL green shorts that stretch enough to wear when padded.<br /><br />So when I pad my super size Apple Boy style fat-suit with lots of big fluffy pillows and thick blankets I measure 120 inches around my chest, 200 inches around my belly and only 90 inches around my hips. Some day I'm going to attach a pair of beige colored or flesh colored sleeves so that I'll have arms about 50 inches around, much bigger than my 36 inch thighs.<br /><br />Yeah! I call it my Apple Boy suit!<br /><br />When standing up, my love-handles hang down over my hips and my upper belly hangs down over the groin area and below my knees and I have a great big roll of lower-back-fat protruding out further than my butt.<br /><br />When I sit down on the edge of my bed, my love-handles spread out on my bed, my big roll of lower-back-fat hangs down over my butt and down to the bed I'm sitting on covering my butt, and my belly hangs down to the floor protruding out about 4 feet in front of me and my love handles are 6 feet wide.<br /><br />My SIZE 8XL shirt does not cover my belly, and my fat suit even has a bellybutton on it, so I look like a super super morbidly obese slob with my huge round belly down on the floor as I'm sitting on the edge of my bed and showing off my bellybutton.<br /><br />I feel completely helpless siting there in my fat suit which I have on for about 6 hours while watching TV and smoking my pipe, and I take off my cap to show off my bald head.<br /><br />Then a rock contently back and fourth singing to myself . . .<br /><br />"I'm just a great big fat and lazy bald and ugly morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease and body odor" over and over again.<br /><br />And then I breath heavily saying to myself, I'm a disgusting ugly obese glutton but I don't care, I just love to eat and sleep. Sometimes I pretend like I'm having chest pains while gasping for air, ans saying . . . .<br /><br />"Well, this is what I deserve for being such an obese greedy diabetic glutton!" <br /><br />Sometimes I even doze off, my head slumped forward on my chest and fall asleep while sitting up on the edge of my bed.<br /><br />I can't lay on my back on my bed because of the great big roll of lower-back-fat!<br /><br />I can't lay down on either side because of my super wide love-handles!<br /><br />And I most certainly can't lay down on my stomach because of my huge round belly hanging down to the floor!<br /><br />So, I have to sleep sitting up on the edge of my bed with my head slumped forward on my chest.<br /><br />I would lie to go out on a Halloween night in my big fat Apple Boy suit, but it's too wide to get through my door.<br /><br />And when I'm in my fat suit, I can;t even use my computer because my belly protrudes out 4 feet in front of me making it physically impossible to reach the keyboard.<br /><br />So, while I'm in my fat suit, I just sit on the edge of my bed watching TV instead.<br /><br />I love that feeling of helplessness when I'm in my big fat super-sized Apple Boy suit.<br /><br />Good thing I live alone in my little studio apartment.Big Fat Heretichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-66282083853049485122010-01-30T22:53:13.981-07:002010-01-30T22:53:13.981-07:00Good evening Reverend Lard Ass!
OK, if you are pl...Good evening Reverend Lard Ass!<br /><br />OK, if you are planning to lose some weight, then please, please, please, whatever you do, please don't lose the weight too rapidly!<br /><br />Loosing at a rate of 2 to 3 pounds per day could cause some serious damage. It places stress on your kidneys and your liver. You really shouldn't attempt to lose more than 2 pounds per week.<br /><br />Also, a slower weight loss, even though it take longer, is better in the long run.<br /><br />But remember this: <br /><br />Most of us fatties who lose a lot of weight, we usually end up gaining it back, and we usually gain back more than we had originally lost.<br /><br />Only about 5% percent of us obese people have been able to keep the weight off. Most of us gain it back again.<br /><br />It's know as the ol' Yo Yo Syndrome, and it's actually more damaging than staying fat. <br /><br />People who go on one weight loss diet after another actually don't live as long a fat people who have never attempted to lose any weight in the first place.<br /><br />Now if you're worried about your blood pressure and cholesterol levels, it's been found that losing only 5 to 10% percent of your total body weight is enough to lower your blood pressure and and cholesterol and also improve your blood sugar levels. So you don't need to lose all of the extra weight.<br /><br />Also consider this . . .<br /><br />After losing all the weight that you indent to lose, you will have a lot of loose hanging skin to be surgically removed and that leaves a lot of nasty scars. <br /><br />A sex change operation is actually less risky than bariatric surgery. <br /><br />Also, you will be taking female hormones which may cause some weight gain on your hips, butt, and thighs, causing you to appear less apple-shaped and more pear-shaped.<br /><br />Weight gain on the hips, butt and thighs is actually harmless compared to weight gain on the upper body. <br /><br />Of course, having been apple-shaped most of your live you might not ever be totally pear-shaped, but only somewhat less apple-shaped.<br /><br />But I think apple-shaped obese females are kind of awesome.<br /><br />You remember my previous topic titled . . .<br /><br />SHOULD SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE MEN BE ALLOWED TO WEAR SPEEDOS ON THE BEACH? HOW ABOUT LOW HANGING PANTS ON THE CITY STREETS? YES! ABSOLUTELY YES!<br /><br />As you scroll down that topic you will see my drawing of the two obese couples, Mr and Mrs Pear, and Mr and Mrs Apple.<br /><br />Now, just picture Mrs Apple wearing a pleated mini-skirt half-way down on her hips with her butt-crack exposed and her upper belly hanging down over the front of her mini-skirt showing off her bellybutton, and her love-handles much wider than her hips and starting to hang down over her hips, and her arms being much fatter than her legs.<br /><br />Now that would look awesome.<br /><br />When I live in Las Cruces New Mexico, I knew a young lady who looked like that, with a somewhat masculine kind of fat distribution.<br /><br />She was a lesbian and some people use to call her a diesel-dyke. <br /><br />She was awesome!<br /><br />Continued below . . . . .Big Fat Heretichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-3261078596314475692010-01-30T21:46:17.744-07:002010-01-30T21:46:17.744-07:00I want to be an SSBBW lesbian, and yes, even consi...I want to be an SSBBW lesbian, and yes, even consider having the surgery done so that I will officially be a real woman. If Brenda does not want to be my lesbian girlfriend, then oh well- it's a good thing we had a pre-nuptial agreement, that's all I can say. Because she is limited to a $25,000 payout, which I will happily do in order to get my life back from her, unless she supports me unconditionally.<br /><br />I am going to grow my hair out, wear red lipstick, and a giant tube top, get my moobs enlarged into even bigger real boobs, get a vagina, and get on with my life. Maybe as a woman, it will be easier for me to find and meet quality women, as opposed to Brenda, who has sex for money, and is HIV positive. That's right- some of the guys she meets- she accepts money from them. So, I hope she decides to get the abortion.<br /><br />I'm going to have my sperm frozen at a few fertility clinics before I have my sex change operation, that way I will be able to have children in the future. I have this all planned out- and I know now that life is too short to be filled with "what-ifs" and unfulfilled fantasies. I am going for it.<br /><br />Thankfully, in Thailand there is almost no regulation about who can have a sex change, and so, I can just go there and have this done whenever I want. I will no longer be Mark, I will be... Marielle. And maybe even get down to just BBW weight, and then maybe even down to normal weight, and then all the men and women will be drooling over me, and wanting to have sex with my new mangina, and I can just be totally in my glory and maybe even break into the pornography industry!! That would be an exciting career change, from a former businessman to a hot porn star!<br /><br />But first thing is first- I am going to need to continue my weight loss- I am losing about two to three pounds per day. Brenda came in with a huge bag of fast food, all of my favorites from McDonalds and KFC, and I just told her to leave, and it was the hardest thing I ever had to do.<br /><br />Anyway, I am still going to keep going with the Church of Faedari, and get divorced, and lose some weight, and make this sex change a reality, all within the next few months! I've got lots of income now to live my life the way I want to.<br /><br />Regards,<br /><br />Rev. Big Lard AssRev. Big Lard Assnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-91233955056731956192010-01-30T21:45:53.470-07:002010-01-30T21:45:53.470-07:00Dear Teddy,
Hello, and thank you for your support...Dear Teddy,<br /><br />Hello, and thank you for your support and concern during this, the most difficult period of my life. I am going through an unimaginable hell right now, and all I can do is just concentrate on survival. I am not one of those lucky people who can weigh 900 lbs and not have high blood pressure, cholesterol, etc. I just can't. I guess it's because I am apple-shaped.<br /><br />I am seriously considering divorcing Brenda, because one of my greatest fears has come true. Brenda is HIV positive. I have tested negative for HIV, and I will keep getting re-tested every couple weeks for the next month or two, just to be sure that I am really in the clear- and of course, I am not going to have unprotected sex with Brenda ever again.<br /><br />Ever since Brenda found out that she was HIV positive, she took on a whole different attitude. At first she was hysterical and crying a lot, but then after this big health issue with me, she seemed to be calm and just wants me to gain more weight. I feel like she almost wants me to die, just because she has a terminal illness. I will continue to accept BJs from her though, as they do not carry much risk of giving me HIV.<br /><br />I told her so many times that she could not keep having sex with strange men all of the time, but she would get furious and say that I am just like her father, etc. Well, now her chicken has come home to roost.<br /><br />My company is downsizing due to the economy, and so I was offered a buyout package, which I have just accepted. It is four times my annual salary, and so, that is nearly a million dollars. With my life savings and house, I am easily more than a millionaire now. So at least I've got that going for me.<br /><br />I have not been eating nearly as much as I used to, and it is a hellish nightmare for me. I cannot imagine living life without eating large pepperoni pizzas, etc, but maybe this is how I will have to live if I want to survive.. I think that my life is worth living, and I do not want to die without fulfilling my fantasies.<br /><br />My ultimate fantasy is cross-dressing. It has been a secret part of my life since I was a teenager. It started out with me putting pillows under my shirt when I was alone at home, and then I would also stuff pillows in my sweatpants so that I could feel what it would be like to weigh an enormous amount of weight and have a huge belly, like I have now.<br /><br />continued...Rev. Big Lard Assnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-19220313642150049642010-01-30T17:36:54.836-07:002010-01-30T17:36:54.836-07:00In response to Curious Bystander.
Right now Big L...In response to Curious Bystander.<br /><br />Right now Big Lard Ass - AKA - Mark is going though a period of adjustment and uncertainty as to whether or not to lose weight, or to keep on gaining.<br /><br />I would suggest that he does neither for the time being, but rather, maintain a stable weight, and eat healthier food choices<br /><br />As I had suggested before, plenty of fish, not fried, but either baked or broiled, and to get more fresh fruit and vegetables, and start off with mild exercise during his recovery.<br /><br />Also, I would strongly advise against having fat surgically removed, because the result would be a lot of loose hanging skin that would have to be surgically removed as well, and it leaves nasty and painful scars.<br /><br />It's a good thing that he's not considering Gastric Bypass Surgery. The Lap Band is much safer and it's reversible, but it is also not without risk.<br /><br />I have seen the result of what can go wrong during Gastric Bypass Surgery and the removal of excess skin. <br /><br />I had seen some of the disastrous of weight lose surgery on The Discovery Health Channel or on TLC, The Learning Channel and it's not a pretty sight, the pain and suffering they go through afterwords is sometimes worse than the obesity itself. <br /><br />Rapid weight loss is actually more dangerous than maintaining a stable weight. Any weight loss should be done slowly and gradually. <br /><br />But as we all know, most of us fat people only end up gaining back more than we had lost in the first place.<br /><br />Anyway, we have to respect whatever decision Mark comes to.<br /><br />If he choose to lose a lot of weight he might discover that he won't feel any better.<br /><br />I know from personal experience. In the past I have lost weight a few times only to discover that I become really depressed and suffer from anxiety. But then after gaining back the weight, I feel more contented, so I feel happier when I'm gaining weight and growing fatter.<br /><br />If on the other hand, Mark decides to just keep on gaining and go out in a really big way, then we must respect that decision also.<br /><br />I know, even if I were to have three heart attacks and a doctor warns me that I only had a few more months to live, well, I'm such a glutton, and I love food so much, I would probably ignore the warning and continue gaining, being faithful to my gluttony until the very end.<br /><br />Then you can put on my tombstone . . .<br /><br />REST IN PIZZA!Big Fat Heretichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-41997073985851389992010-01-30T15:17:29.991-07:002010-01-30T15:17:29.991-07:00Dude, I was not talking about you, I was talking a...Dude, I was not talking about you, I was talking about "Brenda Lard Ass", who is talking about how she wants to feed her husband fast food, over 10,000 calories per day, while he is recovering from HEART SURGERY, instead of supporting him to help him lose weight, which is what he WANTS TO DO.<br /><br />I never said anything about anorexia. Your argument is irrelevant, because pointing to a more deadly eating disorder has nothing to do with what I am talking about. It's like saying that food addiction is less unhealthy than being obsessed with suicide. It has absolutely nothing to do with the wrongfulness of encouraging someone to gain weight when they want to lose weight. That is just wrong, unless the person is anorexic, which Big Lard Ass is the furthest thing from.<br /><br />Don't you care about whether your friend dies? If so, you should encourage him to LOSE weight, not GAIN weight.<br /><br />Also, I asked you a bunch of questions a few months ago, and you never answered them. You don't have to answer them, but it would have been nice if you had at least told me why you didn't want to.Curious Bystandernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-15126203449558186372010-01-30T07:28:51.744-07:002010-01-30T07:28:51.744-07:00Curious Bystander said...
"You people are si...Curious Bystander said...<br /><br />"You people are sick. You are going to kill your husband, lady."<br />====================<br /><br />Before you start passing judgment on us, may I suggest you check out some of the many web sites on the Internet like the Pro Ana or Pro Mia or Ana Mia web sites promoted my anorexics or bulimics.<br /><br />Most anorexics die in their teen age years or in their 20s and few live beyond their 30s.<br /><br />Yes, I have heard of a few anorexics who were in their 40s or 50s, but their eating disorders started much later in their lives.<br /><br />But most anorexics die in their teens and 20s.<br /><br />But I have seen gluttons in their old age. Anorexia will kill you much faster than gluttony.<br /><br />Also anorexics are an unhappy miserable lot. The not only hate us fat people, but many of them hate themselves as well.<br /><br />But we gluttons on the other hand, we are more happy and contented. We love to eat.<br /><br />Anorexia use to be a rare disorder, but now-a-days it has become more common place among young people.<br /><br />But gluttony has always been with us down through the centuries. It's more natural for people to desire food so it's more natural for some people to be gluttons.<br /><br />I would much rather die of gluttony than to die from starvation, especially deliberate self-induced starvation as in anorexia.<br /><br />I've been a glutton most of my life. I'm 58 years old and have never had any problems with high blood pressure or high cholesterol.<br /><br />Yes, I'm obese, only 5 feet 6 inches tall and I weight about 400 pounds, and I'm perfectly happy and contented being a glutton. I love to eat. I enjoy my food free from guilt and I enjoy my life to the fullest.<br /><br />If I die from gluttony, I'll at least die happy.<br /><br />So, don't be so quick to pass judgment! <br /><br />Anorexia kills much faster and sooner than gluttony.Big Fat Heretichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-1348948395863306922010-01-28T23:38:11.993-07:002010-01-28T23:38:11.993-07:00You people are sick. You are going to kill your h...You people are sick. You are going to kill your husband, lady.Curious Bystandernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-72865830566429927032010-01-27T20:29:06.724-07:002010-01-27T20:29:06.724-07:00Dear Teddy Bear,
It looks like you're the onl...Dear Teddy Bear,<br /><br />It looks like you're the only one who really cares about Big Lard Ass, besides me, of course. Even his own brother won't talk to him, even when he was on his deathbed. Thankfully, he has made a significant comeback.<br /><br />His doctors have been trying to talk him into a program that they say will save his life, and is his only chance. They want him to lose 50 lbs, and then have surgery to remove another 75 lbs, and then another to remove another 75 lbs, and then have a lap band surgery, and go to an in-patient facility for a few months to lose down to normal weight and learn new eating habits. The entire process would take about 18 months to 24 months.<br /><br />He is actually considering this garbage, can you believe it!? I told him that he needs to man up, and that he shouldn't kid himself that he could lose all that weight. He is not going to live very long at his current weight, so he might as well go out in style and just eat as much as he can. In the weeks before his heart attack, he had been eating 8 ounces of butter twice per day, plus baked fish, plus lots of green beans smothered in some of the butter, and with white wine and olive oil mixed in, plus an entire pizza or lots of burgers- I make him these giant burgers with 12 ounces of meat, loads of bacon and cheese, mayo, an egg, lettuce, and home-made french fries as well. Then I make him an ice cream milkshake to go with it, and he is in hog heaven!<br /><br />So, since I care about Mark, I want to see him happy, you know? Now that we are married, it is my duty to make him as happy as I can, by feeding him and fulfilling his sexual urges every day.<br /><br />I think that he is in a bad state of mind, and that that is why he thinks he wants to lose weight. I am going to make sure that he keeps on gaining. I am his wife- that takes priority over the advice of doctors and other self-proclaimed "experts" on what is best for everyone else.<br /><br />I am sick and tired of being told to check my blood sugar every two hours, and inject myself with insulin. That is no way for a human being to live. And besides, what if I get an infection from the needle and die? So I feel that it is better for my body to self-heal naturally, instead of using Big Pharma's insulin which just prolongs your diabetes and destroys your body's ability to self-heal so that you will always need the insulin.<br /><br />In order to force Mark to gain weight, I am implementing the following policy- I will bring him fast food every single day while he is in recovery, and if he refuses to eat it, then I will not give him BJs anymore. This will get him to comply immediately, and give in to his lustful eating desires, and then he will become happy again and be back to his old healthy self again in no time.<br /><br />Thanks for your concern Teddy, I will let you know how things progress- I'm hoping to get Big Lard Ass up to 1,000 pounds by the end of the year, and that means he will need to gain about a pound and change per day, which should be pretty doable with my fast food runs, which will be about 10,000 calories per day!<br /><br />Love and kisses,<br /><br />Mrs. Brenda Lard AssBrenda Lard Assnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-89192912911633693612010-01-23T07:33:57.700-07:002010-01-23T07:33:57.700-07:00Good morning Brenda Lard Ass.
Make sure your husb...Good morning Brenda Lard Ass.<br /><br />Make sure your husband eats plenty of baked or broiled fish (not fried) especially oily fish like salmon, or sardines, or tuna.<br /><br />Fish has Omega 3 fatty acids that is good for both the heart and the brain.<br /><br />Use Extra Virgin Olive Oil to stir-fry vegetavles.<br /><br />And he should have a 8 ounce glass of dry red wine twice each day. That would be good for his heart.<br /><br />My thoughts and prayers are with him.<br /><br />I wish you the best.<br /><br />Teddy BearBig Fat Heretichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-76006096702643718112010-01-23T01:18:04.866-07:002010-01-23T01:18:04.866-07:00Hello everyone,
This is Brenda, Mark's wife. ...Hello everyone,<br /><br />This is Brenda, Mark's wife. Mark went in for heart surgery (angioplasty) on tuesday, but the doctors canceled the surgery because he was drunk. (He said that he needed it to be calm for the surgery.)<br /><br />On Wednesday morning, I woke up and saw Mark and immediately knew that something was not right, because he looked like he was having severe trouble breathing and his lips were starting to turn a little bluish.<br /><br />If he didn't have the heart shock thing he bought for like $5,000, he would be dead right now. The 911 operator walked me through everything because I was too panicky to do it on my own, but it turned out that the machine gives voice instructions anyway. He had a heart attack, and a very irregular heartbeat (but his heart did not stop beating) and he is still alive but in very serious condition at the hospital.<br /><br />The doctors had to perform an emergency triple bypass, and he "died" twice during the operation but the doctors managed to save his life, but there was significant damage to his heart muscles and they said that he has a long road ahead of him, and his heart will never be as strong as it used to be, even if he starts to take care of himself.<br /><br />At the hospital, before the original angioplasty he was supposed to have, he weighed in at 613 pounds, and according to the log book he kept of his weight, he had gained about 140 pounds since Thanksgiving, just about 2 months ago.<br /><br />We also got married over the weekend, in Vegas, because he was worried that he was going to die in the surgery and my family is really happy that I am finally married.<br /><br />So I am asking all of you to please keep Mark in your thoughts, as he is teetering on the edge between life and death, struggling and fighting just to stay alive. I am a heart attack survivor myself, but thankfully mine was very mild and did not require surgery.<br /><br />He has told me that he is no longer sure that he wants to continue his path of gaining as much weight as he can, and that since we started dating, he now had a reason to live other than just food, and we cried together and I promised that I would help him to lose some of the excess weight so he can hopefully live to see our child grow up.<br /><br />I am not completely sure whether Mark is the father of the child, but we are planning on having genetic testing done ASAP so that I can get another abortion if it is not Mark's baby. (I have had 3 abortions in the past 4 years, and one when I was a teenager that my father forced me to get because I was still in high school and was going to drop out.)<br /><br />So I want all of you to keep Mark in your thoughts and prayers, and he is still serious about forming his new church, apparently, and we had our first service on Sunday in his garage with me, him, and six other people. I don't know if he is going to really lose the weight, or if he will keep gaining, or just be satisfied with what his weight is, but I worry that he has been dragging me into more unhealthy eating, as I have also gained a lot of weight since we started dating.<br /><br />Love and kisses,<br /><br />Brenda Lard AssBrenda Lard Assnoreply@blogger.com