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BIG FAT ANIMATIONS I CREATED WITH MY NEW GIF ANIMATOR!

2012-02-06T23:34:00.010-07:00

HERE ARE SOME OF MY LATEST NEW ANIMATIONS THAT I HAVE RECENTLY CREATED WITH MY NEWLY REGISTERED GIF ANIMATOR!

OK, it has been over a year since the last time I had posted any new articles in my blog. I had to get another computer because the one I had quit on me, and when I bought two new hard drives drives, I had to go from Windows XP Professional to Windows 7 Professional which actually sucks! I would like to go back to Windows XP again.

Also, the GIF animator I had, the free version, would not run on Windows 7 so I had to download and install a GIF animator that would work with Windows 7 but it was not free. I had finally got around to registering my new GIF animator, which cost me $29 dollars. So, I guess now, I'm back in business again.

And so, I now present my newest creations.
Well actually, the first two images are NOT my own creation. But the following animations after the first two are my own creations.

I received this first animation of the fat dancer in an E-mail sometime back in 2001 and I saved it to my computer. Here he is wearing his blue cap, a gold medallion, and he's dancing in his little blue speedo.

This second animation I received in an E-mail sometime back in 2003 which I had also saved to my computer. Notice that his love-handles are much wider than his butt, which is typical of the obese apple-shaped male.

OK, I like to make up stories for my animated characters.

He's a Night Club dancer at The Big Apple Night Club, and he has two different dancing routines. In the first dancing style, he sways forward and backward, and in his second dancing style, he sways from side to side. When facing his audience he sways forward and backward, and when his back is to his audience, he sways from side to side.

He has been dancing on the stage at The Big Apple Club since he was 23 years old. This was him when he was 28 years old. Since alcoholic beverages are sold there, you have to be at least 21 years old to work at The Big Apple Night Club.

And now, the following GIF animations are
my own creations which are much fatter
versions of the original animations above.

OK buddy! loose the hat, loose the gold medallion, and loose the speedo! Hey, since your belly now hangs down below your knees and bounces on the floor, and your lower-back-fat now hangs down over your little butt, then it's impossible for you to put on a pair of pants anyway! So, I guess you'll just have to do your Night Club dancing in the nude, as naked as the day you were born!

Yeah! You'll have to dance in your birthday suit!

This was him when he was 32 years old. He had gained a lot of weight on his upper-body since he had first started dancing at The Big Apple Club about nine years previously.

Yeah! Just look at this guy! You notice like so many apple-shaped obese males, he has not gained any weight on his hips, butt, and thighs, while he has gained a lot of weight on his upper-body, his arms, chest, and belly. His arms are now bigger around than his legs!

Being apple-shaped, with mostly upper-body fat, greatly increases your risk of getting insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and heart disease. Having a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs even further compounds the risk if you're an obese apple-shaped male.

You'll notice, that as he is dancing, as he sways forward his great big belly bounces on the floor, and as he sways backward, his belly rises up really high, and his chest rises up in front of his face. This upward thrust of his belly exerts an upward pressure on his diaphragm squeezing the air out of his lings, causing him to gasp for air, and it also exerts pressure on his heart causing chest pains and a crushing sensation around his heart.

Then, as he sways forward, and his belly drops to the floor, and he's able to take in a breath of air into his lungs again. This is what he likes to call THE BELLY BOUNCE!

OK! Watch the action again, but this time, it's not in slow motion!

Here he is again as seen from behind, and you can just barely his little be-hind!

As you can see, being a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, he has had no weight gain on his butt, hips, and legs, but only on his huge massive upper-body. His love-handles are more then three times as wide as his hips, and hang down lower than his hips, partially covering his little butt, and down over the backs of his thighs. As he dances, his massive love-handles even strike the floor!

As was mentioned earlier, he was 23 years old when he began his dancing career at The Big Apple Night Club, and over the past nine years he has gained a lot of weight. He's now 32 years old, and his younger brother, now 25 years old, has been following in his footsteps, joining The Big Apple Night Club when he was 21 years old. So, he has been dancing four year at the Big Apple Night Club.

Now, meet his younger brother!!!

This was him at the of 21 years, following in his older brother's footsteps, dancing at The Big Apple Club. He was even more obese than his older brother who was 28 at that time. He can't even get his huge massive belly off the floor!

Also, while his older brother started out dancing in a little blue speedo, the younger brother started out as a nude dancer right away. He was about 13 years old when he had become unable to put on a pair of pants anymore while his older brother didn't drop his pants until he was about 32 years old. So, at the age of only 13 he had to drop out of school because he kept dropping his pants! With his belly hanging down over his thighs about half-way to his knees, and his love-handles starting to hang down over his hips, he was unable to keep his pants from falling down.

Before he was 13 years old, he always went around with his pants half-way down on his butt and his shirts didn't cover his belly. So, as a kid, he always went around in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack. The other kids in school were constantly teasing him, laughing and shouting, HEY! BELLYBUTTON BUTT-CRACK! BELLYBUTTON BUTT-CRACK over and over again. But it really didn't bother him at all because he was a glutton, and he loved eating all the time, and he actually loved being super obese. So, it really didn't bother him at all. In fact, he actually liked it when all the other kids in school and in his neighborhood taunted him about showing off his bellybutton and exposing his butt-crack in public. It made him feel really proud, because he was so much bigger than all the kids, and even all the teachers. He has stopped growing at the age of 15 at 6 feet 8 inches, and he weighed about 1,740 pounds. His older brother was only about 5 feet 10 inches tall. So, he was REALLY HUGH!!!

When his older brother became a stage dancer at the age of 23 in The Big Apple Night Club shaking his fat booty, he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his older brother, and so, he started out as a nude dancer with a Hell of a lot more booty to shake!

YEAH! SHAKE YOUR BOOTY! SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!
SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!

And so, that's what he does. It was the only job he could get since he couldn't finish school.

While dancing in the nude, when facing his audience, he sways forward and backward, but as he sways backward, trying with great effort to raise his belly off the floor, which is something he was never able to do, he can only pull his belly in just a little bit, and of course, his belly and chest rise higher, exerting an upward pressure on his diaphragm, thus squeezing the air out of his lungs and exerting pressure on his heart, causing chest pains, and a crushing sensation around his heart. Then when he sways forward, his belly is more relaxed protruding out further in front of him on the floor, and he is then able to gasp for a breath of air. This repeats over and over again as he's dancing.

And here he is seen from behind. It's quite obvious he's had a really good head start on his older brother. He was only 17 years old when he was bald on top of his head while his older brother wasn't bald yet until he was about 29 years old. He was only 13 years old when he became unable to wear pants anymore because of his low-hanging massive upper-body, and he also had developed Type 2 Diabetes when he was only 15 years old and had to start taking insulin while his older brother didn't become diabetic until he was 27 years old.

Also, being a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, he never gained any weight on his hips, butt, or legs, while gaining massive amounts of fat on his upper-body, his arms, chest, and belly. His love-handles are at least five times as wide as his hips, and when dancing, swaying from side to side, he can't even get his huge massive love-handles up off the floor!

Naturally of course, being a really huge glutton, he continues to gain even more weight, but only on his upper-body, like a lot of morbidly obese apple-shaped males with great big bellies, small butts, and skinny legs.

And now, here he is at 25 years old. He has so much upper-body fat that his lower-back-fat hangs down over his butt! While facing his audience he sways forward and backward, and when he sways backward, his lower-back-fat comes down to the floor behind him!

He can't do the BELLY-BOUNCE like his older brother because he can't get his huge massive belly up off the floor, and so, he invented a new dance movement that he calls . . . . .

THE-HIDE-MY-ASS-LOWER-BACK-FAT-SPLAT on the floor!

And finally, here he is seen from behind while dancing with his back to his audience.

WOW! Will ya just look at this guy! Really awesome! Eh? I truly envy him! His most magnificent lovely love-handles have now become about ten times as broad has his narrow hips! His arms are so fat he can't bend his elbows! He can't even lay his arms down on the sides of his huge massive upper-body. His arms are permanently raised high above his head!

He now weighs about 7,530 pounds! The only reason why he is able to stand up is because his huge belly and great big love-handles hang all the way down to the floor, and spread out on the floor, thus, taking most of the weight off of his feet so that he can stand up, and dance, by swaying forward and backward or swaying from side to side.

So, he is able to stand up on his feet with no more effort than someone weighing only a few hundred pounds.

But, how does he sit down, and how can he sleep?

Well, it is quite obvious that he can't lay down on a bed to sleep. He can't even sit down on a chair that has a back-rest or sit down on a couch because a couch also has a back-rest. He can't even sit down on the edge of a king-sized bed. That is because of the great big roll of fat on his lower-back which protrudes far out beyond his butt and also hangs down over his butt, and his huge love-handles that hang down to the floor also makes in impossible for him to sit on a couch or bed.

He can't sleep on his back, because if the great big roll of fat on his lower-back. Also, the weight of his huge massive belly would literally squeeze the life out of him crushing him to death under his own body weight! He would suffocate from thousands of pounds of fat pressing down on him! He can't sleep on his belly, and he certainly can't sleep on either his left or right side.

So, how do you sleep when your love-handles spread out on the floor about twice as wide as you are tall? How do you sleep when your lower-back-fat protrudes out about three feet beyond your butt and hangs down over your butt? And how do you sleep when your belly is down on the floor protruding about seven feet out in front of you?

And you can't very well sleep standing up. Even a person of average weight is unable to stand on his/her feet 24 hours a day without sleeping. Your feet would start hurting and your legs would get tired, so eventually, you'll have to sit down.

Also, he can not sit down on anything too low, like a bed, because his belly and his chest would rise up. His chest would rise up in front of his face being higher than the top of his head, and his belly would rise up collapsing his lungs and stopping his heart!

So, he must stand up all the time, or else, somebody could place a bar stool under his butt, then he can sit on a high bar stool, thus taking more weight off of his feet. He would have to sleep sitting on a bar stool!

So, all he has to do is to sit his little butt on a bar stool, and then, he can lean slightly forward on his huge belly that hang down to the floor. Even when he's asleep, there is no chance that he'll fall of the stool, because his huge massive belly spreading out on the floor in front of him keeps him from falling forward, and it's quit obvious that there is no chance of him falling over backwards.

Also, because the width of his broad love-handles are about twice his height and spread out on the floor, there is no chance that he would topple over to either side, so he can easily sleep while sitting his little butt on a bar stool!

Yeah! That was him when he was 25 years old, and his older brother was 32 years old. The younger brother had been following in the footsteps of his older brother. It had been about four years since he started dancing at The Big Apple Night Club, and at the age of 25, he achieved a weight of 7,530 pounds. His older brother had tried to keep on gaining, but he was never able to go over 1,850 pounds.

Yes, the younger brother had been following in his older brother's footsteps, but the irony was, that he was in the lead, and it was the older brother who wanted desperately to follow in the younger brother's footsteps.

The older brother had been dancing at The Big Apple Night Club for nine years while the younger brother had been dancing there about four years.

And then . . . . . late one evening . . . . . the younger brother eventually died from a massive heart attack about three weeks after his 25th birthday. He had been dancing on the stage when he twisted his ankle, and his legs went out from under his huge massive upper-body. He dropped to his knees, and his chest rose up in front of his face higher than the top of his head, and as his belly rose up almost as high as his chest, his lungs collapsed and he stopped breathing, and his heart was literally crushed inside his chest. He died instantly, just from falling to his knees!

His older brother continued working at The Big Apple Night Club for another five years and died at the age of 37 years about nine months after his 37th birthday.

And now, some more of my animations.

This one you have all seen before, but I thought it bears repeating. The following animation below is one of my all time favorites.

This animation depicts the year by year weight gain of an obese apple-shaped male.

At first, before becoming super super morbidly obese, when he was just starting out on his journey of weight gain, he was able to wear his pants up high enough to cover his butt and he could tuck in his shirt. He started out with a full head of hair. Then his arms started getting fatter, his chest bigger, his belly getting fatter, and his hair starting to thin out on top of his head and the hairline receding. So, he has an expanding waistline and a receding hairline!

He is the typical apple-shaped obese male, gaining most of his fat on his upper-body. As his belly gets bigger, his shirts no longer cover his belly, and he shows off his bellybutton. Also, as his belly gets bigger, it hangs down lower over the waistband of his shorts, and his shorts begin sliding down lower on his butt, thus, exposing his butt-crack, and as he continues to gain more weight, he loses more hair on top of his head until he is bald on the top of his head.

Yeah! He's gaining weight, and losing hair!

With ever increasing obesity, his belly gets bigger and hangs down lower, and his shorts slide down lower on his butt exposing some more of his butt-crack until, eventually, his belly hangs down so low that he drops his pants, and he is no longer able to wear pants anymore! So, why even bother putting on a shirt and shoes? When you can't wear pants, you might as well just take off the shirt and kick off the shoes and just go about in the house in the nude as naked as the day your were born. Yeah! Just go about in your birthday suit, which eventually becomes your burial suit when you die.

So, as we are all born into this world naked, the super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male goes out of this world naked when he dies. This is his final destiny.

As so, as the apple-shaped obese male gains a lot of fat mostly on his upper-body, first he loses some of his hair, then he loses his pants, and then, eventually, his life!

Yeah! Gain lots of weight, lose some hair, lose your pants, and then, lose your life!

That is the natural life cycle of apple-shaped male obesity!

The next image below is not an animation, but it is another one of my all time favorites that I have shown here before, so it also bears repeating.

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In the cartoon above titled "EUPHEMISTICALLY SPEAKING" the bald-headed apple-shaped obese man appears to be wearing only a shirt and shoes, but no pants! Actually, he is wearing a pair of shorts, but his belly hangs down so low that it is hanging down over the front of his shorts, thus, concealing his shorts under his great big belly! The obese bald-headed man's wife, the lady in the green shirt says "Last year my husband was examined by our doctor because he had been hiding his shorts for over a year!" which translates as meaning [Last year my husband was diagnosed as having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.] to which her friend replies "It's been almost three years since my husband dropped his pants" which translates as meaning [It's been almost three years since my husband died from a massive heart attack!] so, hiding your shorts is a euphemism for having diabetes and heart disease and dropping your pants is a euphemism for having died from a heart attack, which is what happens to morbidly obese apple-shaped males.

First you gain a lot of weight on your upper body until your belly hangs down over the front of your shorts so that your shorts are hidden under your huge low-hanging belly, and then, because of your upper-body fat you become diabetic with heart disease.

With even more weight gain, your belly hangs down even lower, down to your knees or below your knees, and your love-handles hang down over your hips, then it becomes impossible to put on pants anymore, thus, you "drop your pants" before you eventually have a massive heart attack and die in the nude!

And so, diabetes in its early phase is The Hidden Shorts Disease and in its more advanced phase, diabetes becomes The Falling Pants Disease!

And here is another one of my all time favorites. Of course this one is not an animation either.

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This is just some super morbidly obese apple-shaped males from The Big Apple Club hanging around at the club swimming pool. To qualify for membership, you must be a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, you must be bald on top of your head, have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, and you must be a lazy glutton who loves to eat massive amounts of food and never gets any exercise. Also, another qualification for member ship is that you must have had at least one heart attack.

These guys are just enjoying a day at the swimming pool and they're holding their Annual Belly Flop Contest to see who can make the biggest splash as they plop face down in the water.

Notice that they all have huge massive upper-bodies, big fat arms, big breasts, huge round bellies, small butts, and skinny legs, like the true apple-shaped obese male. Also notice that their arms are bigger around than their hips, and the tallest guy with the biggest upper-body has the fattest arms, the smallest butt, and the shortest and skinniest legs! He's only 24 years old and has recovered from his second heart attack that he had recently. He had his first heart attack about a week after his 21st birthday! Every one of these guys has had a least one heart attack and they all insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetics.

Here's another one of my favorite images.

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Yeah! Another super morbidly obese apple-shaped male on the beach with a really huge low-hanging belly and his little yellow polka-dotted shorts sliding about half-way down on his little butt! He sure is carrying around a great big pants dropping heart-stopper in front of him!

And in the next picture below, we see . . . . .

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. . . . . we see that his heart-stopper has finally done it's final deed, which is of course, stopping his heart! Yeah! Works, doesn't it! What can I say? Sometimes life's a beach!!! And then, you die!!!

And of course, another one of my favorite drawings.

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WOW! This dude really went out in a big way! Eh? This guy is so enormously obese that the interns can't even get him into the ambulance!

So now, let us conclude, ending this article on a more happy note.

Here's another super morbidly obese apple-shaped male going into his favorite King Size men's clothing store to take advantage of a Special Summer Sale with short pants priced at half off. Well, the red shorts he's wearing now is already almost half off! Yeah! Almost half off on his butt!

And finally, one more animation that I had created over a year ago.

Yeah! Uh huh! This guy is a real scale buster! I am truly envious! Wish that were me!

THE END

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ANNOUNCING THE LATEST CHANGES IN MY WEB SITE POLICY!

2010-09-30T04:33:00.009-06:00

ATTENTION EVERYBODY! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

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TO ALL MY BLOG VIEWERS . . . . . I HAVE MADE SOME CHANGES IN MY POLICIES WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING MY NEWEST CARTOON DRAWINGS OF SUPER SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES. THEREFORE FROM THIS DAY FORTH, ANY NEW DRAWINGS THAT I HAVE CREATED OF MY SUPER SUPER SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES, IF THE UPPER-BELLY ABOVE THE WAIST HANGS DOWN MORE THAN HALF-WAY DOWN OVER THE THIGHS, OR DOWN TO THE KNEES, OR LOWER, THEN . . . THEY WILL BE DEPICTED IN THE NUDE! ONLY THOSE MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES WHO'S BELLY ONLY HANG DOWN LESS THAN HALF-WAY OVER THE THIGHS WILL BE DEPICTED WEARING PANTS OR SHORTS, OTHERWISE, IF THE BELLY HANGS DOWN MUCH LOWER, LIKE HALF-WAY DOWN OVER THE THIGHS, OR DOWN TO THE KNEES, OR EVEN LOWER, THEN, THEY WILL ALL BE DEPICTED ONLY IN THE NUDE, AS NAKED AS THE DAY THEY WERE BORN!

OK, now you're all probably wondering why my recent change in policy. Well, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, then your huge round belly will hang down over the waistband of your pants, and your pants tend to slide down lower on your ass, about half-way down on your ass, and of course, your shirts won't completely cover your belly, in which case, you'll probably go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and exposing your butt-crack.

But if your belly hangs down much lower, say like, half-way down over your thighs or down to your knees, or even lower, then your love-handles will probably hang down over your hips, in which case, it will be virtually impossible for you to wear pants or shorts. You will not be able to pull your pants up, nor will anybody else be able to pull your pants up for you. Your pants will slide down below your butt and fall down and drop to the floor.

The animation below depicts what happens to a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male with with a big belly and small butt during his ever increasing weight gain.

You'll notice, that as he gains more and more weight on his upper-body, his belly hangs down lower and lower until he finally loses his shorts. Yeah, first he is losing his hair, then his pants, and eventually his life! When his belly hangs down to his knees, he can't keep his shorts from falling down, and then . . . well . . . when you can't wear pants anymore, then why even bother to wear shirts? You might as well go around naked, just sitting around the house in the nude.

That is why, from now on, any one of my apple-shaped super super morbidly obese males who's belly hangs down over his thighs almost to the knees will all be depicted only in the nude!

Now then . . . . . what about super super morbidly obese males who happen to be pear-shaped?

Well . . . if you have a great big fat ass, broad hips, big fat thighs, and a huge lower-belly or groin area below the waist, then you are still able to wear your pants up high around your waist, and you are still able to tuck in your shirts. The pear-shaped obese males can always wear pants no matter how obese they become, even if the huge groin region below the waist hangs down lower than the knees! But of course, they will need to wear huge big-ass pants. So, when my apple-shaped males as depicted in my drawings have become super super obese to the point to where the belly hangs down almost to the knees or lower, they will just have to go around naked, while my pear-shaped obese males as depicted in my drawings, they will all wear great big fat-ass pants, and some will wear pants with loud ridiculous patterns or great big fat-ass sissy pants, as depicted in the next picture below.

And of course, I will occasionally depict some pear-shaped super super super obese males in the nude, as in the next picture below.

So, yes! Sometimes I will depict super super morbidly obese pear-shaped males in the nude, but mostly, I will depict super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males in the nude if their bellies hang down to the knees and lower.

OK. To depict all of these super super super morbidly obese males in the nude, whether they be either apple-shaped or pear-shaped, would NOT be considered to be pornography. that is because, if you're so enormously obese that your belly hangs down over your thighs, or down to your knees, or lower, then your belly also hangs down over your penis completely hiding it from view. Then you will appear to be completely sexless!

The next picture below, which you may have seen in one of my previous articles, depicts BOTH the super super super morbidly obese pear-shaped AND apple-shaped males wearing business suits and neck ties.

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Naturally, since the apple-shaped obese male's belly hangs down lower than his knees it would actually be physically impossible for him to wear pants, so he will just have to go naked as in the next picture below.

So, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male with a huge round belly and a small butt and thinner legs, and if your belly hangs down over your thighs almost to your knees, then you are no longer able to put on any pants, because your pants will just keep falling down and somebody will have to keep pulling them back up again only to have them fall back down again, so you may as well forget about wearing pants entirely. That's why, from now on, in all of my drawings of apple-shaped males who's belly hangs down almost to the knees, they will be depicted only in the nude. Only those apple-shaped obese males who's belly does not yet hang down to the knees, only they will be shown wearing pants.

Now, as for us pear-shaped super super obese males with great big butts, broad hips, and great big thunder-thighs, even if the huge groin area below the waist hangs down lower than the knees, we can still wear great big fat-ass pants.

But apple-shaped super super morbidly obese males wear great big shirts the size of tents and small kiddie-sized pants because they have great big huge round bellies above the waist, a pathetically small butt, and much thinner legs. The pear-shaped obese male is bottom-heavy with his huge Majestic Royal Rump while the apple-shaped super morbidly obese male is rather top-heavy with a huge tank sized belly and a little baby-butt!

Also, obese people who are more pear-shaped tend to live much longer lives than obese people who are more apple-shaped because upper-body fat tends to be far more unhealthy or pathogenic than lower-body fat which is relatively harmless compared to upper-body fat.

OK, in many of my previous articles, I have referred to obese pear-shaped males and females as Pear Men and Pear women while I have referred to obese apple-shaped males and females as Apple Boys and Apple Girls.

But one of the blog members here, in posting in one of my forums, he has used the opposite designations, Apple Men, Apple Women, Pear Boys, and Pear Girls. His reason being, that we obese pear-shaped males tend to be more gentle and docile, and sometimes take on a more effeminate or even an infantile appearance while many of the apple-shaped males tend to be more Macho and more aggressive.

But I use the designations Pear Men, Pear Women, Apple Boys, and Apple Girls, because, as I have said repeatedly, obese people who are pear-shaped tend to live much longer than obese people who are apple-shaped. I have seen many pear-shaped obese males living into their 70s and 80s while most apple-shaped obese males are lucky if they live past their 60s and many of them die at a much younger age, like, in their 30s, 40s, or 50s, hence, my designation, Apple Boys and Pear Men.

I mean, like, face it guys! If you're an apple-shaped obese male who's upper-arms and forearms are bigger around than your thighs, and you have great big fat man-boobs or "moobs" that are much bigger than your butt-cheeks, and your belly is much bigger around than your hips, and you have narrow hips, a small butt, and skinny legs, then . . . you're not going to live very long. But you will have a lot more fun during your much shorter lives because you all get to go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and exposing your butt-crack, which is a great pleasure that is forever denied to us obese males who are more pear-shaped. We pear-shaped obese males may live much longer than you apple-shaped obese males, but we really don't have as much fun.

OK, getting back on topic again.

As I have been saying, hence forth, from this day on, from now on, any new cartoon drawings that I have created of super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, if the belly hangs down more than half-way over the thighs and/or down to the knees, or lower, then they will ALL be depicted only in the nude.

Here are some of my past examples of super morbidly apple-shaped males who were still able to wear pants or shorts in the next pictures below.

I guess you all remember this particular picture that I like to add to the very end of each of my articles. Well, NO MORE! He's not going to be around anymore. He's not going to go out mooning the world. That's because, as you may very well notice, his belly hangs down way below his knees and his love-handles hang down over his hips, so he really can't put on pants. In a cartoon drawing he can be depicted as wearing pants. But then, anything is possible in a cartoon drawing. But if this were in real life, he would be unable to wear pants. So, the next picture below will depict a more realistic version of our supper supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male.

So, yes, he'll still be around, it's just that he won't be going out mooning the world anymore. He will just have to stay at home, naked as the day he was born, just sitting around in his home in the nude, never being able to go out ever again, unless he takes up residence in a nude colony. Also, since it has now become physically impossible for him to wear pants, then . . . why should he even bother to put on a shirt or a pair of shoes? Yeah! Like, sorry dude! But your clothes wearing days are over!

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SPECIAL REQUEST!!!

Oh yes! It is truly most unfortunate, that ALL of these super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males can no longer go out in public to proudly display their huge massive bodies since they can't put on pants anymore. So, what is needed is to help these guys in anyway we can, by establishing more nude beaches or nude colonies, or what we shall call "Naked Cities" for the super obese where they can live and take up permanent residence so that they can walk the streets in the nude and that they may be able to again publicly and proudly put themselves on display for all to gaze upon with awesome wonder and astonishment! This is what is so desperately needed!

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Anyway . . . . . . .

Here's another cartoon picture from one of my previous articles. Again, another super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, his belly hanging way down below his knees almost to the ground, and yet, he's depicted as wearing short pants, which in real life would be impossible.

When your belly hangs down almost to the ground, there is no way you can ever put on any pants. It just can't be done! Two or three strong guys would have to lift up on your belly and then someone would have to get behind to pull your pants up with all of his strength to get the front of your pants to go up into the skin-fold under your belly. It just can't be done. Your pants would just simply fall back down again.

The next picture below depicts the same guy after some more weight gain, only this time, he is totally in the nude, as naked as the day he was born.

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As you can see, his huge round belly hangs way down below his knees almost down to the ground so it is certainly impossible for him to put on any pants.

OK, if you can recall in one of my previous articles, I have referred to insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes as "The Hidden Pants Disease" because of the huge belly hanging down over the front of the shorts completely hiding the shorts from view. An example is given in the next picture below, as it was shown in one of my previous articles in this blog.

On the left is a kid about 12 years old standing on the beach wearing his little red speedo, and then at the age of 17 he is still wearing the same size little red speedo, but he has gained a massive amount of weight on his upper-body until his belly hangs down over the front of his speedo completely hiding it under his low hanging belly, and of course he now has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with some heart disease.

In the next picture below he is now 19 years old and his belly hangs down almost to his feet!

Of course, it would now be physically impossible to wear his speedo anymore. He would be completely in the nude and would not be allowed on the beach, unless it were a nude beach. Here he is at the age of 19 on the day before he finally died from a massive heart attack.

Now you know why I call Type 2 Diabetes the "hidden Pants Disease" but in the more advance stages, the belly becomes much larger and hangs down even lower until the pants fall down, as depicted in the next picture below.

Please click on the image above

for a much easier to read view

With ever increasing obesity on the upper-body, the typical apple-shaped obese male will usually develop insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes. In it's more advanced stage, Type 2 Diabetes will first become "The Hidden Pants Disease" and then, eventually, when Type 2 Diabetes reaches it's most advanced stage, it becomes the "Falling Pants Disease"! The symptoms of Type 2 Diabetes for extreme apple-shaped obese males is first, massive weight gain on the upper-body which then always causes insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, then heart disease, and then, indecent exposure! First you gain a lot of weight on your upper-body, then you will lose your pants, and then, you will eventually lose your life! The super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male usually dies from a massive heart attack about three to six months after his pants fell down. So, when ever you hear some lady saying that her husband "dropped his pants" that's a euphemism for, her morbidly obese apple-shaped husband died from a massive heart attack. Another words, when ever some super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male has died from a massive heart attack, instead of saying "he kicked the bucket" or "he bought the farm" or he "croaked" instead, people will say he dropped his pants!

Sometimes you might even overhear a couple of women talking about their super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped husbands. One lady asks her friend "I hear that your husband is not doing so well these days. What was the results of his last visit to the doctor?" and her friend answers back "He's now hiding his shorts." and then she replies to her friend "Yeah, I can see you're really worried about him. It's been a few years now since my husband dropped his pants." which of course means, when one lady says her husband is "hiding his shorts" that means that her morbidly obese apple-shaped husband has been diagnosed with insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with some heart disease, and when the other lady says it's been a few years since her husband "dropped his pants" that of course means that her super morbidly obese apple-shaped husband has died from a massive heart attack.

The next cartoon picture below depicts two house wives, actually one house wife, and her widowed friend talking about their super super morbidly obese apple-shaped husbands.

Please click on the image above
for a much easier to read view

So, there you have it! When someone says that you're hiding your shorts, that's just a euphemism for you have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes with heart disease, and when someone says that you have finally drop your pants, again, that's just another euphemism for you have died from a massive heart attack! Of course, on average, a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male may live up to six months after he has dropped his pants before he finally dies from his massive heart attack.

OK, the next two animations below, I had received in an E-mail sometime back in 2003, and I downloaded and saved them to my computer. I'm sure many of your are familiar with this animated graphic of the obese apple-shaped dancing diabetic wearing his little blue speedo.

From the front view, you can see that he is almost hiding his little blue speedo, and from the rear view, you'll notice that his love-handles are much wider than his butt. He most certainly has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and some heart disease.

Now, the next two animations below are a much larger and even more obese version of the original animations above. These two animations are my own creation. It took me over a week to get it right, but these are my very own creations!

Here's the first one as seen from the front view.

OK buddy! Lose the hat and proudly show off your bald head! Lose the dark eyeglasses! Lose the little gold medallion! And lose the speedo! Since your belly now hangs down below your knees and occasionally bounces on the floor, then from now on, you're going to be dancing in the nude! He has invented a new dance that he calls THE BELLY BOUNCE!

And my next animation below shows our dancing diabetic from the rear view.

You'll notice that his love-handles have become even wider and now hangs down much lower than his little butt, and his belly is bouncing on the floor! Yes, he as finally dropped his pants! He's a goner! He had been dancing in the nude at some night club, and then, one evening during his final performance, he died from a massive heart attack right there on the stage in front of over 250 onlookers in the audience! He was only 25 years old!

OK, here is one more cartoon drawing. Do you all remember a comic book character by Harvey Comics of a fat girl named Little Lotta? Harvey Comics was popular among kids back in the 1960s, but I don't think they're published anymore.

I have taken the original version of Little Lotta, when she was a kid in grad school, and I have created an adult version of her at the age of 19 and she has become even more obese, and now goes by the name of Big Lona! Here she is, both the original version of Little Lotta and my new improved version of Little Lotta as Big Lona!

Here she is! Big Lona! As you can see, she has become apple-shaped, which is rather unusual for females. Since her huge round belly now hangs down so low, she can't wear mini-skirts anymore, and so, she must wear skirts that are longer than knee length, or otherwise, a mini-skirt would be hidden under her low-hanging belly, and then, she would look as though she wasn't wearing a skirt at all. Also, the reason why she became apple-shaped is because she is such an unmitigated glutton that she had stretched her stomach out so much that it would hang down over the front of her skirt after eating one of her really huge meals, and she has become an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic as a result. When she was just a little girl in grade school, she would go to an All You Can Eat Buffet and consume about 21 tray-loads of food. But now, she is able to consume at least 150 tray-load so food. Is it no wonder why her belly became so huge, and no wonder why she has become apple-shape instead of pear-shaped as most females tend to be?

Well, there you have it!

Anyway . . . . . once again!

My new change in policy when it comes to creating any more new drawing of super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males.

From now on, from this day forth, when you see any of my drawings of a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, if his belly only hangs down over his groin or less then half-way down over his thighs, then he'll still be wearing shorts or pants.

But if he is a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male his belly hangs down more than half-way down over his thighs or down to his knees, or lower, then he will be in the nude, and naked as the day he was born!

THE END!

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Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON!

ALL THE FAT CARTOONS ONE SEES ON THE INTERNET ARE WAY TOO THIN!

2010-05-01T21:11:00.002-06:00

FAT CARTOONS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET WITH
MY VERSIONS OF THE SAME AND ALSO SOME OF MY
VERY OWN ORIGINAL CREATIONS.

While cruising the Internet I have come across many editorial cartoons in the medical and the political web site articles about obesity, and some of the cartoons I have seen are from the cartoon stock web sites. But I feel that the editorial cartoons depicting people who are overweight, fat, or obese, well . . . to me, they are not fat enough for my taste. They are way way way too thin to satisfy me! So, I have re-edited many of these cartoons to make my characters much fatter, even more obese.

These so-called professional cartoonists, well . . . they really do not know how to illustrate really good obesity cartoons. Their cartoon characters are way way way too thin to satisfy me! So, I like to make improvements or enhancements, and also colorizing the black & whit cartoons.

These cartoonist on the Internet really do not know how to depict obesity. Nobody knows how to do obesity as I do here on my web blog, THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG! Here, only we know how to do obesity!

And so . . . I will show the original version of each cartoon, and then my enhanced version. Some of the originals are in black & white, and I have colorized them while making the characters depicted even more and more obese than the originals. Also, I like to make up a little story to go with each enhanced version of the original cartoon.

Before I go on to some of the latest cartoons from around the Internet, I will start with what my first two drawings that were inspired by an old drawing from a Charles Dickens novel titled The Pickwick Papers which was written back in 1836.

The first picture below is an old 1836 illustration of "Joe, the fat boy" who was depicted in the Charles Dickens novel about the Pickwick Club.

Front wrapper from «The posthumous paper of the
Pickwick Club» by Charles Dickens and drawn of Joe

The illustration above is taken from a novel titled The Pickwick Papers First published serially from 1836 to 1837 under the pseudonym Boz and in book form in 1837. This first fictional work by Charles Dickens. Here is a quot from the posthumous paper of the Pickwick Club, Charles Dickens 1836 ". . . and on the box sat a fat and red-faced boy, in a state of somnolency . . . the fat boy rose, opened his eyes, swallowed a hugh piece of pie he had been in the act of masticating when he fell asleep . . . Joe-dams the boy he's gone to sleep again."

It was necessary to wait more than 150 years so that Bickelmann et al found a patophysiological explanation to the "phenotype" of Joe, "this fat red-faced boy, that snores as his wait at table, becomes easily asleep and then stop to breath", when they described apneas and alveolar hypo-ventilation in these subjects.

The link between obesity and respiratory failure is not fortuitous. Obesity, well known as a cardiovascular risk factor is also a "respiratory" risk factor. The respiratory consequences of obesity aggravated if patient suffers also of sleep apnea or COPD, may explain the occurrence of life-threatening respiratory failure.

Moreover, in our modern society with 20-30% of the adult population being diagnosed with obesity, with a growing prevalence of this condition ,we can easily understand the more and more important place of obesity within the causes of respiratory failure.

So, in the story written by Charles Dickens, we have this "Joe the fat boy" who nods off and falls asleep off and on throughout the day and snores loudly. This condition was known back in the 1800s as The Pickwickian Syndrome or what we today call Sleep Apnea.

Of course, Sleep Apnea dose not necessarily occur exclusively in obese people. It can occur in people who are not overweight or even thin people and it's been know to occur in little children. Yes, obesity greatly increases the risk of getting Sleep Apnea. I does happen more often in people who are obese, and it happens more often to men than to woman.

So, if you happen to have Sleep Apnea, you now know that your condition was described in a Charles Dickens novel written back in 1836 depicting "Joe the fat boy" and what was called The Pickwickian Syndrome back then is now called Sleep Apnea.

Anyway, the illustration in the old Charles Dickens novel was my inspiration to create the following picture as depicted below.

My 21st century version of Joe the fat boy

And so, here is my very own 21st century version of Joe the fat boy. Notice he is much more obese than the original as depicted by Charles Dickens back in 1836. In my 21 century version of Joe, he has a much bigger belly that hangs down much lower and I made him bald on top of his head. I like to make my fat cartoon characters bald because I'm also bald on top of my head.

And now, in the next picture below, I make Joe the fat boy even more super super super morbidly obese. I know absolutely no limit!

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As my 21st century version of Joe becomes more and more obese his huge groin below the waist hangs down lower and lower. Since his enormous groin area hangs down over his thighs, down below his knees, and down to his feet, it has obviously become physically impossible for him to engage in sexual intercourse or to even have a partial erection because his gigantic groin hangs down over his penis. Back in the 18th and 19th centuries, young guys and gals were sometime forced to wear chastity belts to keep them from having sex. But my 21st century version of Joe doesn't need to wear a chastity belt to prevent him from engaging in sex. That's because he has a great big chastity belly! He can't get it up because his huge groin keeps it down!

And now we return back to the very first picture that was first shown at the top of this article as depicted again below.

This 21st century of version of Joe the fat boy is obviously pear-shaped, and so, I was inspired to come up with an apple-shaped version of Joe The Fat Boy as in the next picture below.

In my apple-shaped 21st century version of Joe the fat boy, not only does he have Sleep Apnea or Pickwickian Syndrome, but he also has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. He's only 23 years old and suffered his first heart attack about 3 months after his 19th birthday and his second heart attack about 5 months after his 21st birthday.

Of course, because he's apple-shaped, he dose not have that huge groin hanging down over his penis like the pear-shaped version of Joe, so he is able to have erections or at least partial erections. His groin is only somewhat enlarged but not large enough to hang down over his penis to interfere with having any erections, so his penis can press up against is groin. But his upper-belly above the waist hangs down over his groin and down over his thighs and down below his knees. So, he is able to have erections or at least partial erections with his penis pointing upward into the skin-fold between his groin and low-hanging belly, and he is able to ejaculate into the skin-fold. But he is unable to engage in any sexual intercourse because his belly above the groin area hangs down over the groin and erect penis, and down below the groin area, and down over his thighs to his knees. And so, all he can do is ejaculate into the skin-fold under his low-hanging upper-belly, therefore, in effect, fucking himself! But he is unable to engage in any sexual intercourse.

And now . . . . . . .

we shall continue with my series of more cartoons from various web sited around the Internet.

First I show the original version of each cartoon, then I show my more enhanced version of each one. Some of the original cartoons are in black & white, and in my more enhanced versions, I have colorized them, adding color and making the cartoon characters even more obese than depicted in the originals .

You'll also notice that most of my obese cartoon characters are more apple-shaped than the originals and those who were not bald in the original versions, I made them go bald in my enhanced versions.

I like depicting super morbidly obese apple-shaped bald-headed males. The apple-shape is more fun because being apple-shaped is far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped. Being apple-shaped greatly increases one's risk of having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but it's a lot more fun to be bald headed and apple-shaped.

As I have said many times before in my articles, being apple-shaped is more fun than being pear-shaped. That is because, if you're apple-shaped, it's very hard to find shirts that are large enough to completely cover your great big belly, and your huge round belly hangs down over the waistband of your pants causing your pants to slide half-way down on your ass. So you get to go around out in public, showing off your bellybutton and your butt-crack, and mooning everybody around you. And so once again, although being apple-shape is far more dangerous to your health than being pear-shaped, that's OK because you will still have a lot more fun during your much shorter life expectancy.

So, I guess that you could say, that I truly have a kind of a "morbid fascination" with the super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male body. And that is why I like to depict most of my super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with such extreme amounts of upper-body-fat until their upper arms and forearms, and even their necks are bigger around than their hips, and also, with a bald head. Another words, I like to depict the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male, who will always have Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease and a shorter life expectancy. And so, to me, the more apple-shaped morbidly obese bald-headed males are so much more fun to draw than the pear-shaped obese males. It's because they can't find shirts large enough to cover their bellybuttons and can't even keep their pants from sliding half-way down on their butts and showing off their butt-cracks.

And now . . . . . . . we come to the first of our Internet cartoons of obesity. Here we have two guys working in a business type of environment. The guy on the right has and obvious paunch. Naturally he's apple-shaped since his belly is bigger around than his hips

WOW! Do you call this a fat cartoon? Hell no! I don't call this a fat cartoon! No way! To me, he is not fat, not by any stretch of the imagination. Yeah, he's got a round little beer gut, but to me, he is way too skinny for me to call this a fat cartoon.

Now, in the next image below he as gained weight and lost hair. Another words, he has an expanding waistline and a receding hairline, a huge round pot belly with a bald head, This is what every gluttonous male hopes to achieve. But he is still too thin. His belly should be hanging down to his knees.

You notice now, that he is no longer wearing his business suit. His belly had become so huge that he can't find any shirts large enough to completely cover his belly anymore. Also his belly hangs down over the waistband of his pants causing his pants to slide half-way down on his butt. He is now unemployed because at the work place nobody appreciates seeing him going around showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, so he now gets an unemployment check and just sits around the house eating and sleeping, watching TV and guzzling beer and growing fatter every day.

The next picture below is a colorized version of the enhanced cartoon. Yeah, he wears great big shirts and small shorts, a dangerous combination!

Notice how his arms are much bigger around than his legs! In fact, both his upper arms and forearms are even bigger around than his hips, so he has a huge round belly, a small butt, and skinny legs, which is very dangerous to ones health. He looks like he's only minutes away from having a massive heat attack. He has become diabetic and now requires insulin.

The next picture below shows all three versions of the cartoon together in a single panel, the original version, the enhanced version, and the colorized enhanced version.

Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view

About a couple of years after he lost his job, he died from a massive heart attack at the age of 36. He literally ate himself to death. Having a huge massive upper-body with a huge round belly, a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs, they apple-shape and put him at great risk of having type 2 diabetes and heart disease. Having skinny legs alone increased his risk of heart disease.

It's actually healthier to be a fat man with fat legs than to be a fat man with skinny legs. but it's really more fun to be a fat man with skinny legs. While obesity might increase the risk of heart disease, having skinny legs along with obesity makes it even worse. If you're going to be fat, it's much healthier to have fat legs than to have skinny legs. A fat man with fat legs will live much longer than a fat man with skinny legs. But a fat man with skinny legs has a lot more fun during his much shorter life expectancy.

Here are a couple of medical articles which explains all of this.

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Thinner thighs point to weak heart - study

* From correspondents in Paris * From: AFP * September 04, 2009 9:59AM

* Study links thin legs to heart disease
* Also links thin pins to premature death
* But Australian expert doubts findings

WOMEN and men with thighs under 24 inches in circumference face a far higher risk of premature death and heart disease, according to new study. Although an Australian researcher doubts the findings will be useful. The surprising find could provide doctors with an additional barometer of cardiac risk, the authors said in the British Medical Journal.

Berit Heitmann and Peder Frederiksen of Copenhagen University Hospital examined data for 1436 men and 1380 women whose body measurements were taken in Denmark in the late 1980s. Over the next dozen years, more than 400 participants died and another 540 suffered either cardiovascular or heart disorders.

Men outnumbered women roughly two to one.

Survivors without heart problems had significantly thicker thighs once other risk factors - obesity, smoking, high cholesterol - were taken into account, the investigators found. "A 'threshold effect' for thigh circumference was evident, with greatly increased risk of premature death below around 24 inches," the study concluded.

The bad news, for those with ham-like upper legs, is that bigger thighs did not seem to offer any advantage. "Above the threshold there seemed to be no additional benefit ... for either sex," the study said. Those with the thinnest thighs were more than three times likelier to die compared with those with the 24 inch thighs and more than twice as likely to have heart problems.

The Danish team suggest small thighs could be a pointer of low cardiac muscle mass, but further research is needed. Earlier studies have shown a clear link between heart disease and obesity or underweight, but this is the first to look at the implications of thigh size on coronary health. The authors suggest it could join other measures currently used to assess cardiac risks include body-mass index, as well as waist and hip circumference.

But at least one independent expert was skeptical that the new findings will become a diagnostic tool. "It seems unlikely that thigh circumference will be clinically useful," wrote Australian Ian Scott of the Princess Alexandra Hospital in Brisbane in a commentary published in the BMJ.

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And here is another article.

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Skinny thighs linked to heart disease
Research / Health Science
by Luci Ellis

New University of Copenhagen report shows that thin legs raise the risk of premature death and heart disease in both men and women

With the current fashion for skin-tight leggings and skinny jeans, many young women would kill for catwalk-thin thighs. However, a new Copenhagen study has found a link between slim thighs and the risk of cardiovascular illness such as heart disease, writes the American news site ajc.com.

A number of studies in the past have linked cardiovascular risk to obesity, measured either in body mass or waist circumference, but thigh circumference has never before been studied as a risk factor. This is the first time that someone has related thigh size to pathology, says study author Berit L Heitmann, professor of nutritional epidemiology at the University of Copenhagen Institute for Dietary Studies.

Lack of muscle is the problem

But do not be fooled into thinking that fat thighs are the way to longevity. Chubby legs do not give any survival benefits, according to the researchers. Indeed, the new study which observed nearly 3,000 men and women for more than 12 years, found that the ideal thigh measurement was in the neighbourhood of 60 centimetres, about 24 inches. It seems that it is not the lack of fat that is the problem, but the lack of muscle. According to the authors of the study, a lack of muscle mass can lead to insulin sensitivity and heart disease.
More research needed

The increased death risk for people with thin thighs was found to be independent of abdominal and general obesity, lifestyle, and cardiovascular risk factors such as blood pressure and lipids, the researchers wrote. More research is needed before the finding is put to medical use, Heitmann acknowledged.

If it is shown by other studies that this is not just chance but that there is a clinical relationship, this would be a good marker for increased risk over the next 10 to 12 years, she said.

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So, once again, here is my obese apple-shaped male with the skinny legs! Yes, being obese with skinny legs is more dangerous to your health than being obese with fat legs. But being an obese apple-shaped obese male with skinny legs is more fun, because it looks more comical.

Aw! Have you ever seen such a pathetic little butt and pathetically thin legs on such a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male!!! Ah! But it's really a lot of fun having a huge belly, a small butt, and skinny weak legs that must support a huge massive upper-body. He had a lot of fun, walking around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack. True, he didn't live very long, only 36 years, but, what the Hell!!! He did have some fun during his short life.

Now the next cartoon below is a classic. I like this one, but I don't call that a beer belly! No way!

So, I made made some improvements and enhancements as depicted in the next cartoon below.

Now, this is what I call a beer belly! He has a nice great big round belly that hangs down almost to his knees. Also, his arms are bigger around than his legs. But his arms are not yet as big around as his hips. To become the perfect apple-shaped obese male, he need to gain more weight on his upper-body until his arms are bigger around than his hips. Of course, he has lost the remaining hair on top of his head which is good. The perfect obese male is apple-shaped and bald on top of his head, and his arms should be bigger around than his hips.

The next picture below shows the two cartoons side by side for a good comparison. The original on the left, and my improved and enhanced version on the right.

Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view

YES! The cartoon on the right is much better! Every apple-shaped obese male should be proud to show off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public while walking the streets.

The next picture below is another original cartoon from the Internet. I don't call this a fat cartoon. These guys are way too skinny. They need to be much fatter.

These guys are not fat yet, and the taller guy on the right still has way too much hair on his head. They both need to gain a lot more weight, and the guy on the right need to lose some of his hair, especially on top of his head. So, they are not yet true obese males.

Now, the next picture below shows my improved and enhanced version of the original cartoon. It is much better than the original. This is truly an obesity cartoon.

Yes, this is so much better. Their great big round bellies hang down below their knees, and the guy on the right has gone bald on top of his head, and his upper-arms are bigger around than his hips. But his forearms are still not yet bigger around then his hips. He still needs to gain more weight on his upper-body and the guy on the left is still too thin.

The next picture below shows the two different versions of the cartoons compared.

Again, the cartoon on the top is the original version while the cartoon on the bottom is my much better improved and enhanced version. Now, this is what I call a fat cartoon.

The next picture below is another cartoon I found while cruising the Internet. This one is titled, "Twins" but they certainly don't look alike.

Again, as usual, the cartoon on the left is the original version while the one on the right is another one of my improved and enhanced versions. In my improved version, the guy on the right is the younger brother. I would say the skinny guy on the left is about 32 years old while his younger brother on the right is only 27 years old. This was before the younger brother died from a massive heart attack. He had three heart attacks, his first one at the age of 21, and his second heart attack at the age of 25. He finally died from his third heart attack about a month after his 27th birthday. Yes, he was a true glutton. His belly hung down to his feet.

And of course, here is another original cartoon from somewhere on the Internet.

Yes, he has a nice great big round belly and his arms are just slightly bigger around than his legs, but he's still way too skinny because his belly does not hang down to his knees. He seriously needs to become more obese.

Now, the next picture below is a side by side comparison of the original fat cartoon I had found on the Internet and my very own version of the cartoon.

Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view

The guy in the picture on the right is not merely and enhanced version of the guy on the left, but rather, he is the younger brother of the guy on the left. The picture on the left is of Freddy Kameahmeah, the uncrowned King of Hula Dancers. But his Hula hoop has not touched the ground in over six months. His belly is too big for him to do the Hula anymore. The picture on the right is of Freddy's younger brother. His younger brother is much taller, his arms are much fatter than his legs, and he has a much bigger belly that hangs down below his knees. He is also bald on top of his head while his older brother has a full head of hair. He doesn't even know what the Hell a Hula hoop is or what one is used for! All he knows is how to eat and sleep.

The next picture below is of our all time favorite, Fat Albert.

Now, I believe in equal opportunity obesity. Blacks also have a right to eat as much as they like and to become as obese as they please, so our friend Fat Albert has gone from being just Fat Albert to Super Morbidly Obese Albert. His belly now hangs down almost to his feet and he has also gone bald on top of his head. Yeah! Good for him! Now he really knows how to do obesity!

OK, the next fat cartoon below just goes without saying.

As usual, the one on the right is my improved and enhanced version of the one on the left. His huge round belly now hangs down to the floor and of course, he has gone bald on top of his head. His upper-arms have become bigger around than his hips and his jacket does not cover his bellybutton, and he has a big roll of fat on his lower back that protrudes out much further than his butt, and he now wears his pants down lower on his hips. His pants keep falling down and somebody has to pull his pants up for him since he can't do it himself. This is what every super morbidly obese apple-shaped male hopes to achieve.

The next cartoon is titled "Politically Correct" but this blog is "politically Incorrect" because we are in rebellion against the established societal norms. The USA in on an anti-obesity crusade, while here at my blog, we promote gluttony and obesity.

Here is the original version of the cartoon I found on the Internet.

The super obese guy laying on his back is reading a Newspaper and the headline reads "TALLER PEOPLE MORE SUCCESSFUL" and he says to the other guy stand over him "Hey look I'm taller than you!" and of course, he is much taller laying down than standing up because of his huge belly protruding out so far in front of him. The other guy standing up is holding a Newspaper with a headline that reads "AMERICANS GETTING FATTER" and he looks down on the fat guy with disgust. Hey there fat boy! You're not going to be successful in life just laying down on your back. Not unless your goal in life is to set a new world's record for weight gain and obesity.

Which he does, as depicted in my enhanced and improved colorized version of the original.

He as finally achieved his goal, so now hes even taller while laying down. His huge round belly rises more than 12 feet tall while he's laying on his back, and he can only lay on his back because his belly now also extends more than 2 yards beyond his feet! Way to go! He now weighs more than 10,000 pounds. That's about 5 tons! And of course, in my enhanced version, he has gone bald on top of his head. Baldness and obesity just goes good together. And who says that you can't continue to grow taller when you're and adult? Only super morbidly obese people can do it!

The next one in an original black & white version of a cartoon concerning an obesity challenge.

Now just who are they trying to kid with this cartoon? I don't know if he's bald on top of his head or not because he's wearing a cap. He has a big butt that protrudes way out, but his belly is way too small. I don't call this a fat cartoon! It's still way to skinny to satisfy me!

Now, the next one below is my colorized, improved, and enhanced version of the cartoon above.

Ah! Now this is much better! There is no way this fat boy is ever going to be able to ride on that little motor scooter. The whole thing could easily fit inside that great big stomach of his, and he would still have room for a keg of beer besides!

Here's another original cartoon I found while cruising the Internet.

I certainly would NOT call this a "fat cartoon" at all. Yeah, here we have a typical middle-age male with a little bit of a paunch wearing a speedo on the beach, and the signs says nobody over the age of 21 is allowed to wear a speedo. Well to me that's discrimination. Anyway, to me, this guy is way too skinny.

So, here is my enhanced and improved version.

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Ah! Now this is much better! You see, these so called professional cartoonist really do not know how to depict fat people. Again, the cartoon on the left is the original version, and the much younger, much fatter, super morbidly obese apple-shaped bald-headed male is my new and improved version. The guy on the left is in his 50s while the guy on the right is only 17 years old and he's already bald on top of his head. Now, although I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself, I believe that all super morbidly obese males should be apple-shaped and prematurely bald on top of the head at a younger age, preferably during one's teen age years.

The next cartoon below is my colorized version of the super morbidly obese apple-shaped male.

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Here he is at another beach, and here they allow males up to 25 years old to wear speedos but they have set a weight limit of 180 pounds. This kid is only 17 years old, and he's and insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease, so he feels that the rules on the beach discriminates against people with disabilities. I agree! I believe that he should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach. Also, he has almost achieved the perfect apple-shaped obese male body. His upper arms are bigger around than his hips, so he should be proud to wear his skimpy little speedo on the beach. Then he has gained enough weigh on his upper-body until his forearms are also bigger around then his hips, then he will have achieved the perfect apple-shaped obese male body. Of course, he won't live too much longer, because all perfect apple-shaped obese males die from heart attacks at a young age, but he will have achieved perfection.

Here's another original cartoon with the "fat man in a speedo" theme.

Now, on this beach, the speedo rules are more liberal. Here they allow men up to age 30 to wear speedos on the beach, but this guy is getting busted because He's fat and bald and in his 60s. But again, I still say he should be allowed to wear a speedo. Actually, I really would not call this guy "fat" either. To me, he's still way too skinny!

Now, here another one of my improved and enhanced versions of the original cartoon.

The officer writing the guy a ticket thinks this that this fat kid is over the age of 30, but the great big fat kid explains to the officer that he is actually only 17 years old! But the officer still believes that the fat kid is over the age of 30 because of his prematurely bald head. Oh! Like, come on officer! Please give the kid a break! OK???

The next picture below is not exactly a cartoon, and certainly NOT a fat cartoon but rather some artwork that I found on the Internet.

I would say that this a drawing of a kid around 12 years old. He spends most of the time on the beach and hes always guzzling sodas that are loaded with sugar, and he also eats a lot of junk food, and eventually it will catch up to him.

The next picture below is another one of my improvements and enhancements into a fat cartoon.

On the left, he was about 12 years old. On the right is the same kid 5 years later at the age of about 17 years. The past 5 years of guzzling sodas loaded with sugar and eating junk food has finally paid of. He is now 17 years old guzzling beer instead of sodas, and already he's gone bald on top of his head. like, it's HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW! And he now has a huge round belly that hangs almost down to his knees completely hiding is speedo! NOW YOU SEE IT! NOW YOU DON'T! He has also developed insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, but he obviously does not care. He loves being super morbidly obese. He's a true happy glutton!

In the next picture below is the same fat kid again, now 19 years old and even fatter!

Here he is at 19 years old, still roaming the beach and guzzling beer. His huge round belly is even bigger now and hangs way down below his knees almost down to his feet! This was his last day on the beach when he died of a massive heart attack at only 19 years old. But he was perfectly happy and contented to the very end. He went out in a really big way like a true glutton.

The next series of cartoons is what I call my Father & Son series. Here is the first one.

This one is the original version that I found while cruising the Internet for more fat cartoons. The kid gets his vertical height marked on the wall while the father gets his weight gain marked on the wall horizontally as his belly protrudes out further while he continues to gain more weight. Eventually we all stop growing vertically but some of us continue growing horizontally. He is the typical apple-shaped overweight male having a big pot-belly and a small butt, however, he is not what I would call fat. Not yet.

The next cartoon below is my improved and enhanced version of the original.

It's now a few years later. The kid has grown taller and his father as grown much fatter. Now he is obese and his belly protrudes out even further, and his arms are now bigger around than his legs, and he has gone bald on top of his head.

The next picture below is aside by side comparison of the original version and my improved and enhanced version of the original.

The kid has grown from 4 feet tall to 5 feet tall while his ol' man has grown from 223 pounds to 750 pounds. He has also become diabetic and has developed heart disease.

The next picture below shows even more improvements over the original version.

It a few more years later, the kid is now 5 feet 6 inches tall and his father now weighs more than a tom at 2,750 pounds, setting a new world's record. Good for him!

Here are some more Father & Son fat cartoons. The next one below is the original version. As I have said befor, I like to make up stories to go with the cartoons.

The kid says to his father "When I grow up, I want to be fat like you." because he admires his father. His father is a big man, so he wants to grow up to be a big man. His father is flattered, but he advises his son to not deliberately gain weight until he is about 18 years old, because the CPS, Child Protective Services might intervene and accuse the father of child abuse by allowing or encouraging the kid to overeat to become obese. He feels that it's not until the kid is 18 that he would be mature enough to decide whether or not he still want's to be fat like his father.

The next picture below is my enhanced version of the original.

It's now a few years later, the father has become even more obese and the kid has grown taller but he's still not fat like his ol' man yet, but he still says he wants to be fat like his father when he grows up despite the fact that his father had survived a severe heart attack. He asked his kid, "are you sure you still want to be fat like me when you grow up? I could have died from my recent heart attack. I'm lucky to still be alive." and the kid say that he still wants to be fat just like him, even if it means having a heart attack, he still want to be fat like his father when he grows up. Then the father asked his kid "what if I had died from my heart attack? Would you still want to be fat like me when you grow up?" and the kid answered that even if he had died form his heart attack, the he would still want to be fat like him when he grows up.

The next picture below shows Father & Son a few more years later.

It's some more years later. The father is now even more super super morbidly obese and he managed to survive his second heart attack which was even worse than his first one. The kid has grown taller and is now 21 years old. When he had turned 18, he was at the age where he was legally adult enough to make his own decisions, and so, he still wanted to be fat like his father. He began eating more and more, making a total glutton of himself and gaining lots of weight, Now at the age of 21, he has become obese, not like his father yet, but he will eventually get there. He shaves his head so he is bald like his father, and he has grown a respectable pair of love-handles that are much wider than his hips and his shorts slide half-way down on his butt showing off his butt-crack and his belly now hangs down to his knees when standing up, and like his father, he had become diabetic when he was only 19 years old.

OK, here's another so called "fat cartoon" from around the Internet. Ho hum! Boring! The following series of cartoons below are base on the Doctor & Patient theme.

Again I say, these these so called professional cartoonists really do not know how to do obesity. This guy is still way way way too thin. Hey! If you're going to to do fat cartoons, do it right! OK? Only I know how to do obesity!

Again, as usual I have to show these guys how to do it right! My next picture below is my improved and enhanced version of the original.

Yes! This is so much better! This is my black & white version, Notice the much bigger belly, and being apple-shaped he has a massive upper-body with a huge round belly, a small butt, and pathetically skinny legs.

The picture below is my colorized version of the same fat cartoon.

Yeah! This one is even better! I prefer drawing apple-shaped obese males with huge massive upper-bodies, great big round bellies, small butts and skinny legs. I also like drawing all of my fat guys wearing shorts instead of long pants.

Here is another original "fat cartoon" also based on the Patient & Doctor theme. Again, I would not call this a fat cartoon. Not yet anyway.

This is hardly what I would call a fat couple. Yes, a typical overweight couple but not really fat. In fact, to me they are the typical average American. With approximately 70% percent of the population in the USA being overweight to obese, then overweight is now the new normal.

The next picture below is another one of my improved, enhanced, and colorized versions of the original cartoon.

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Again, this one is much better! His belly is much bigger and hangs down lower. He's wearing shorts instead of long pants and his shorts are half-way down on his ass showing off his butt-crack, his arms are bigger around than his legs, and he has gone bald on top of his head. Yeah! This one is much better!

The next one below is how the two cartoons compare. The original version and my improved and enhanced version.

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The next cartoon below is another one from Politically Correct. Yeah, this guy is kind of chubby, but still not obese enough to satisfy me!

He wants to sue a fast food restaurant for millions of dollars because after eating their food for a number of years, he has become fat.

Again, as usual, my own improved, enhanced, and colorized version of the original.

Now in this cartoon this guy is even more obese and he's gone bald, and in this version, he wants to sue the fast food restaurant for billions of dollars instead of just millions as in the previous original cartoon.

Again, the next picture below is my side by side comparison of the original version on the left and my improved version on the right.

Yeah, I like my version of the cartoon much better. The one on the right is the true glutton. A true apple-shaped male glutton has a great big round belly that hangs down below his knees and is unable to keep his pants from sliding down on his ass showing off his butt-crack.

And here is another one of my improved versions. This one is even better!

Now he is even more super super super morbidly obese, and this time he wast to sue the fast food restaurant for trillions of dollars. Yeah right! Like that's gonna work! Hey buddy, you are a greedy glutton and we gluttons can't sue a restaurant just simply because we can't control how much we like to eat. Go home Fat Boy! Just go home and kick back and relax on your couch, let your great big belly hang down to the floor, eat some more and guzzle some beer and watch TV and just learn to be happy with yourself. OK?

Here's another "fat cartoon" from around the Internet.

Again, as usual, it's in black & white and although this guy is quite obese, he is still not fat enough to satisfy me! He's still way way way too skinny for me to call this a fat cartoon. A chubby cartoon perhaps, but most definitely not a fat cartoon.

The next cartoon below is my own improved, enhanced, and colorized version.

Now, again, this is much better! His huge belly hangs down just below his knees, his arms are fatter than his legs, and his shorts are sliding down on his ass showing off his butt-crack. He want's to buy some more hamburgers but the skinny little punk behind the cashiers counter says "Sorry sir, you've had enough." like, yeah right! Hey punk! It's my money and if I want to spend it on more food, then that's my choice. How can a restaurant stay in business when they turn customers away? If I want to eat until my belly hangs down to the floor and my shorts fall down around my ankles, then that's my own damn business!

The next picture below is a side by side comparison between the original version and my own improved and enhanced colorized version. version.

This cartoon reflect the philosophy of my Biggest Fattest Blog. There is no such thing as too much food. Too much is never enough, and more is even better. We gluttons believe that no matter how much we eat it's still not enough. We must have more, and even that's is still not enough. The more food the better.

Here is another cartoon based on the "love handles" theme. This one is the original.

Hey skinny! You call those love handles? You don't just grab your belly and call it love handles. You love handles are out at your sides just above your hips. You don't have love handles yet. Just keep on gaining and you'll get 'em!

This next one below is my improved version of the original cartoon.

Now, you're beginning to get some love handles and a nice roll of fat on your lower back that protrudes out further than your butt. Your love handles are suppose to be much wider than your hips and begin to hang down over your hips. A nice pair of love handle causes your pants to slide down low on your hips. You know you have a nice pair of love handles when you have to keep pulling your pants up and your pants keep sliding back down again. In fact, you have a perfect pair of love handles when you can no longer reach around them to pull your pants up and somebody has to follow behind you and pull your pants up for you since you can't do it yourself.

Again, as usual, another side by side comparison of the original and my own version.

Yes, much much better! And he's even gone bald on top of his head. When you can no longer reach around your love handles to pull up your pants anymore, and you can't even reach around wipe your own butt, then you have achieved the perfect love handles. We gluttons absolutely love our love handles.

Here is another original fat cartoon with the fast food theme.

After ordering all that food, he then orders a DIET soda. Let me guess . . . he's trying to lose some weight. Yeah right! Like, after ordering a 5000 calorie meal, a DIET soda is going to help you lose some weight? Hey buddy! The only thing you're going to lose is your pants! You're already beginning to show off some butt-crack!

The next cartoon below is my improved, enhanced, colorize, and more honest version.

Now this guy is more honest! Instead of a DIET soda, he orders a double thick chocolate malt to go with the 5000 calorie meal. This guy is a winner! He as won a much bigger belly and even broader love handles. He's a true glutton who knows he's not going to lose weight, nor does he even want to. He chooses NOT to lose weight. The only thing he's lost is some hair off the top of his head and he's about to lose his shorts! Every true glutton wants to gain weight and the only thing a true glutton want to lose is some hair off the top of his head and his pants! Now that's true gluttony! Gain weight, lose some hair and lose your pants!

The next one as usual is my side by side comparison of the original and my own version.

They guy on the left is a hypocrite, ordering a DIET soda to go with his 5000 calorie meal while the more obese bald-headed gentleman on the right is a true blue and honest glutton ordering a double chocolate malt to go with his 5000 calorie meal. Here at The Biggest Fatted Blog our philosophy is, gain lots of weight, lose some hair, and lose your pants!

The next fat cartoon below is the talking scale theme. This one is the original version.

The talking scale says it's unsuitable for males born after 2021, so this is sometime in the future. Again the character in this so-called "fat cartoon" is still way too thin.

The next one below is of course my own improved and enhanced version of the original.

Again, now this one is much better. Now, this guy is even more obese and has gone bald. The talking scale says "Your weight exceeds the maximum capacity of this scale! Please us the truck scale across the street! Have a nice day Piggy!" Now that's what every true glutton would love to hear as a talking scale publicly announcing his weight for everyone else around to hear as well. YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

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And again, another side by side comparison between the original on the left and my improved version on the right. These so-called professional cartoonists seriously need to learn how to do obesity and do it right!

Here is another original "fat cartoon" cartoon from around the Internet

Here he is getting a refund for his lap top computer because it's quite obvious that when he sits down his big belly completely covers his thighs and his lap, and the lap top computer thus rests on top of his belly, so he needs a belly top computer instead of a lap top. Of course, I still think this guy is way to skinny to be in a "fat cartoon" because his belly is not big enough and does not hang down low enough. His pants are sliding down on his ass showing off his butt-crack which is fine, and the skinny legs are OK, but his arms are too skinny. A super morbidly obese male should be a Hell of lot more apple-shaped with a more massive upper-body and his arms should be much fatter than his legs.

The next cartoon below is my improved and enhanced version of the original.

Now this is much better! His huge round belly now hangs down below his knees almost to the floor, his love-handles hang down lower than his hips, and he's wearing shorts down low showing off his butt-crack and his skinny legs, and his arms are now much fatter than his legs, so he has become a true apple-shaped obese diabetic male glutton. Yes, this is much better!

The next cartoon below as usual is another side by side comparison of the original cartoon on the left and my improved version on the right.

Yes! My version on the right is much better! Every true glutton hopes to have a great big round belly hanging down below his knees and love-handles hanging down lower than his hips and it he's an apple-shaped obese male, then he hopes to have arms bigger around than his legs or even bigger around than his hips.

The next one below show the original version on the left, my improved and enhanced version in the center, and another improved fat cartoon on the right.

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In the cartoon on the left, we have an elderly professor about 65 years old. As he weighs himself on his bathroom scale, his wife says to him "Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that's expanding!" and in the next cartoon in the middle he's now 78 years old and has become even more obese. As he weighs himself on his bathroom scale his wife says "When we were young before we got married you were slim and athletic and had a million dollar body. It's too bad that inflation has set in! I should be concerned about your health, but you're 78 years old so I guess that you still have some good years left yet." Well, he is somewhat pear-shaped and obese people who are more pear-shaped actually live longer than obese people who are apple-shaped, like their grandson in the cartoon on the right for example: He is apple-shaped and he tries to weight himself but he cant see the scale because his belly hangs down to his feet. His grandmother comes in as says "Your grandfather is 78 years old and although he is overweight he's in fairly good health for his age and weight. But you're only 32 years old and you have had three heart attacks! You had your first heart attack when you were only 19 years old!" Eventually, a few months later he had his final heart attack. He had won $5,000 in a pie eating contest, and when he was told that he had won, he paid no attention and wanted to keep on eating. He was told to stop eating because the contest was over. That was the rules. So, he gave them back the $5,000 dollars so that he could just sit there and eat more pies. He had put away 385 pies when all of a sudden he started gasping for air, and clutching at his chest he collapsed and died from a massive heart attack after winning a pie eating contest! What a glutton! But he died, like a true glutton!

The next picture below shows the original version and three more improved versions of the original cartoon. Actually, the last one is not an improvement, but rather a sad ending.

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In cartoon #1 the overweight guy is sitting in his recliner front of his TV watching Sports and after he dropped his remote control he says to his wife "Help me Mary. The remote control has slipped from my grasp." so he expect his wife to pick it up for him. In cartoon #2 its a few years later, and like all obese apple-shaped males who are true gluttons, he is much fatter and his huge round belly rises up so high it blocks the view of his TV and his belly hangs down below his knees almost to his feet. He is unable to see the TV so he says to his wife "Help me Mary! I can't see the TV anymore! Can you have it mounted on the ceiling instead?" In cartoon #3 its a few more years later and his belly rises even higher and protrudes way out beyond his feet as he sits in his recliner. He is naked, no longer able to put on clothes anymore so he just sits around in the living room in the nude. He then says to his wife while gasping for air "Help me Mary! I'm having a heart attack! I'm gonna die!" and finally in cartoon #4, he has departed from the scene, and his widowed wife all dressed in black says to herself "Rest in peace Baby. I miss you so much." thus ends the story and the life on another super super morbidly obese diabetic glutton.

And now finally, the next series of eight cartoon pictures below are not copied from the Internet like all the others above. These are my own original creations.

MY OWN ORIGINAL CREATIONS!!!

Please note: This in only a fantasy! This is something that I really don't believe can possibly ever happen. But still, it's a fun fantasy. Maybe the first 4 or 5 cartoons might be possible, but as for the last three cartoon pictures . . . well . . . definitely not!

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He is the world's biggest and greediest glutton, about 6 feet tall from head to toe but he is laying helplessly on his back completely immobile. His belly rises about 8 feet high and extend almost 2 years beyond his feet and he weighs about 5,700 pounds! He cries out "FEED ME! FEED ME! PLEASE SOMEBODY FEED ME! I'M SO HUNGRY! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE FEED ME? PLEASE!" Oh! How pathetic! But this is what every true glutton hopes to achieve.

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It's a couple of years later, and he has become more super morbidly obese. His belly now rises more than 12 feet high and extend almost 3 yards beyond his feet while laying on his back, and he now weighs about 18,570 pounds! He weighs more than an elephant! And now he cries out "MORE! MORE! MORE! I MUST HAVE MORE FOOD! PLEASE FEED ME MORE FOOD! I'M SO HUNGRY! PLEASE FEED ME MORE FOOD! DON'T STOP NOW! I NEED MORE FOOD!" Yes, he is a true super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton.

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It's a few years later and his now rises almost 16 feet high and extends almost 4 yards beyond his feet and he now weighs about 23,850 pounds. Now he continues to cry out for more food saying "OK! I AD MIT IT! I'M JUST A SLOPPY, LAZY GLUTTON AND A BIG FAT UGLY PIG! OINK! OINK! AND ALL THAT! SO, WHAT ELSE IS NEW? NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED ME! OK? I NEED MORE FOOD! I'M GETTING EVEN HUNGRIER AND HUNGRIER AND I MUST NEVER STOP EATING! NOW GIVE ME MORE FOOD! PLEASE!!!" This guy is the most pathetic glutton there ever was or ever will be!

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Now, a few more years later, his belly rises 23 feet high and extend 6 yards beyond his feet, and he weighs about 32,750 pounds! He continues to cry out some more saying "FEED ME! FEED ME! FEED ME! I MUST NOT STOP EATING! I MUST NEVER STOP EATING! I FEEL CONSTANT HUNGER NO MATTER HOW MUCH I EAT! YEAH, I KNOW I'M A SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE AND AN UGLY PIG, A LAZY SLOB AND A GREEDY GLUTTON! BUT I DON'T CARE HOW UGLY I MAY LOOK AS LONG AS I CAN HAVE MORE FOOD! PLEASE! KEEP ON FEEDING ME AND NEVER STOP FEEDING ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! I MUST HAVE MORE FOOD!" Wow! Like, when is this ever going to stop? Perhaps never!

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After a few more years on continuous gluttony, his belly now rises 32 feet high and extend 12 yards beyond his feet and he now weighs about 58,360 pounds! Now he finds id very difficult to breath so he can't say much anymore. Now he only cries out "FEED ME! FEED ME! I'M STILL HUNGRY! PLEASE! PLEASE! FEED ME! FEED ME!" It looks like this is never going to stop. Not until he dies.

Oh wow! This has got to be the limit! This mountain range is about 12,000 feet high and his belly rises way up beyond the mountain range to over 18,000 feed above sea level. He now weighs billions of tons! All he can do now is gasp for air and scream out "FEED ME!" and gasp for air again. When will this ever end?

It a few more years, and his belly now rises about 300 miles high! Also, he now weighs trillions of tons, but this still has not come to an end!

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And finally, after a few more years, he has become so huge the the Earth's rotation has thrown him free! He is now a huge sphere of human flesh over 1,500 miles in diameter and has become a brand new moon in orbit around the Earth! Then he says "WOW! I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT! I HAVE BECOME MY OWN WORLD! I AM NOW MY OWN PLANET WITH MY VERY OWN ATMOSPHERE SO I CAN BREATH! I'M A BRAND NEW MOON!" But now he's all alone, and food has to be sent to him in space probes and roving robots have to bring the food to his mouth to feed him. But there is an upper limit to how much more massive he can become. His core temperature will rise higher and higher and he will become a dead sphere of boiling fat.

Anyway . . . . . this is just one of my weird fantasies.

SOME MORE OF MY ORIGINAL CREATIONS!!!

The next three cartoons are some more of my own original creations.

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Here we have a young prematurely bald super super morbidly obese apple-shaped young dude only 23 years old. He brags that he has the perfect apple-shaped obese male body, which of course, he does because his upper arms and forearms are bigger around than his hips. Even his fat neck is bigger around than his hips. Of course, to achieve this degree of obese apple-shaped male perfection, the price one pays it having insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. He was only 17 years old when he had gone bald on top of his head and was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. He was only 21 years old when he had his first heart attack while being awarded 1st prize in a pie eating contest and 23 years old when he had his second heart attack while being awarded 1st prize in a hot dog eating contest. He is a true glutton! He was warns that if he has his third heart attack he won't survive it. Eventually, at the age of 25, he died from his third and final heart attack while stuffing himself at an All You Can Eat Buffet, so he went out like a perfect apple-shape obese male and a true glutton!

The next cartoon below is of twin brothers at the age of 25 about a month before the younger twin died from a massive heart attack.

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The guy on the left is the older twin. They're both 6 feet 4 inches tall, a couple of really big guys. The older twin weighs over a ton at 2,580 pounds while the younger twin on the right also weighs over a ton but at only 2,350 pounds, about 230 pounds less because he has a smaller butt and his legs are much thinner.

The younger twin died from a massive heart attack, his third and final heart attack about about 2 months after his 25th birthday while the older twin is still living having survived his first heart attack about 9 months after his 25th birthday. The older twin was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes when he was 21 years old.

On the other hand, the younger twin with the skinny legs was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes when he was only 17 years old, had his first heart attack at the age of 21, his second heart attack at the age of 23, and his third and final heart attack at the age of 25 just 2 months after his 25th birthday, while the older and heavier twin only had one heart attack so far.

Now, you would naturally think that the older and heavier twin brother would be the first to die because he was 230 pounds heavier than his younger twin brother, but as it has been mentioned much earlier before in this article, but not only does massive upper-body obesity increases the risk of having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but also, having skinny legs even further increases the risk, especially if you're super super morbidly obese with a huge massive upper-body with a small butt and skinny legs.

So, if you're going to be super supper morbidly obese, then it's better to also have a chubby butt and fat legs. But if you have a small butt and skinny legs while being super super morbidly obese, then you will develop Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease much sooner.

Both brothers had Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but the younger twin brother had it much worse than his older twin brother because of his small butt and skinny legs. They were both perfect apple-shaped obese males since their arms and their necks were bigger around than their hips, but the younger brother had achieved an even higher degree of apple-shaped obese male perfection, however, he also paid a much higher price for that perfection.

The next picture below depicts how the obese male body may come in different shapes.

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No doubt, you have noticed that in most of my drawings of super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, they always have a big roll of fat on the lower-back that protrudes out much further than the butt. Well, it real life, this is not always the case. I

'm sure we have all seen some middle-aged bald-headed guy on the beach walking around with a huge round belly in front of him and a small butt that is kind of flat, being kind of flat on the back of his body while carrying most of his fat in front of him. I'm sure we've all seen guys like that.

I know I have, and usually, these guys with the great big bellies carrying a lot of weight in front, I have noticed that most of them suffer from severe and chronic lower-back aches. That is because, having to carry that huge round belly in front places a lot of stress on the lower-back and that is why these guys usually have chronic lower-back aches.

So, the solution to that problem is to have a nice great big roll of fat on the lower-back that protrudes out much further than the butt. This acts as a kind of counter-balance for the massive belly in front, thus, relieving some of the stress from the lower back.

But having a lot of back-fat causes insulin resistance, and therefore, this excessive back-fat greatly increases the risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.

So, we now know of three risk factors for getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.

1.) Being apple-shape and having mostly upper-body fat.

2.) Having skinny legs when you are super morbidly obese.

3.) And finally, having a lot of fat on your upper-back and lower-back.

Each one of these factors by themselves will put you at risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. But having skinny legs in addition to massive upper-body apple-shaped obesity almost doubles the risk. Even guys who are not obese but are actually of "normal" or "average" weight, just having skinny legs by itself increases the risk of heart disease, and then, adding some extra back-fat makes it a triple whammy!

But, as I have said, if you would prefer NOT having chronic lower-back aches all the time, then it's good to have a nice great big roll of fat on your lower-back protruding out much further than your butt, to act as a counter-balance for your huge round belly in front. This will make it easier to carry that huge belly around and will also relieve the stress from your lower-back so that you won't be subject to lower-back pains anymore. Now, isn't it much better to have Type 2 Diabetes than it is to be having chronic lower-back aches?

I would certainly think so!

Now, in addition to Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, I also have something to say about hypothyroidism and Cushing's Syndrome.

CUSHINGS SYNDROME

A person who has a thyroid disorder, being hypothyroid or low levels of the thyroid hormone is subject to weight gain. In the case of Cushing's Syndrome, a person has a much slower metabolism and will require fewer calories to maintain weight, and if consuming the same amount of calories as and average person, this is enough to cause weight gain.

Now, NOT ALL fat people are gluttons. Some fat people do have a much slower metabolism such that eating what and average person normally eats will be enough to cause obesity. In some extreme cases, a person eating only a thousand calories per day can become morbidly obese weighing from 300 to 500 pounds or even more.

The average person consumes between 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day without become overweight. But a person afflicted with Cushing's Syndrome can become morbidly obese while consuming only a thousand calories or even less each day.

Now . . . . . just imagine what would happen if you were to combine having Cushing's Syndrome with gluttony! If a person with Cushing's Syndrome can weigh up to 500 pounds while eating only a thousand calories per day, then just imagine what would happen if such a person with Cushing's Syndrome were to eat 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day like a normal size person. Now imagine what would happen if such a person were a super greedy glutton eating much more than an average size person. Then, a person so afflicted with Cushing's Syndrome could gain massive amounts of weight and grow to gargantuan proportions! It's mostly women who have Cushing's Syndrome, but it can also happen to men.

The next picture below depict a typical case of Cushing's Syndrome in females.

The usual symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome

1.) Fat pads on the upper back often referred to as Buffalo Hump

2.) Plump round Moon Face

3.) Reed cheeks on face

4.) Thin skin

5.) Skin bruises easily

6.) Poor wound healing

7.) Red striations on skin especially on the belly almost like stretch marks

8.) High blood pressure

9.) Pendulous abdomen or low hanging belly

10.) A tendency to be more apple-shaped with a rather prominent belly and a small butt

11. ) Relatively thin arms and legs in proportion to the body

12.) Increased risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes

Of course, not all persons with Cushing's Syndrome have thin arms and legs. With increasing obesity there may be some weight gain on the arms and legs, but weight gain is more prominent on the body and tends to be mostly on the upper-body with less weight gain on the lower body, the hips, butt and thighs.

Also, some women and men may not have all of the symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome, but only the symptoms of weight gain, a rather prominent Buffalo Hump, an enormous belly, high blood pressure, and diabetes.

The next picture below depicts a male with a very rare case of Advanced Cushing's Syndrome.

This super morbidly obese apple-shaped male does not have all the symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome. For example: he does have relatively thin legs, but he doesn't have thin arms, but rather, his arms are enormously fat being much bigger around than his legs. In fact, his arms are even bigger around than his hips. But he dose however, have a rare advanced case of Cushing's Syndrome because his much more prominent Buffalo Hump on his upper back than what usually occurs in most cases of Cushing's Syndrome. Also, in addition to his unusually large Buffalo Hump, he has an ever bigger roll of fat on his lower-back protruding out much further than his butt, and he as also gone prematurely bald on top of his head by the time he was only 17 years old, and he has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with high blood pressure and heart disease. And finally, because of his extreme hypothyroidism, he is able to maintain his present weight on less than a thousand calories per day, but since his appetite is way out of control eating as much as 15,000 calories per day, he is destine to grow to enormously gargantuan proportions.

The next picture below depicts the most absolutely perfect, apple-shaped, super super super morbidly obese male with Advanced Cushing's Syndrome.

Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view

Here is an extreme example of Advanced Cushing's Syndrome. Now he is one really great big fat boy who stands 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighs about 3,750 pounds and he is now 23 years old. He was about 9 years old when he started gaining a lot of weight becoming really obese and that was when he began to develop a "Buffalo Hump" on his upper back, and he was 12 years old when he was diagnosed with a rare form of Cushing's Syndrome and also a rare pituitary disorder. Because of the unusual pituitary disorder, his legs had stopped growing in length when he was about 10 years old, but his upper body continued to grow in length until he had stopped growing at the age of 15 at 6 feet 8 inches tall, and as a result, his legs are very short in proportion to his height.

In school, the other kids use to teas him all the time because of his obesity and the "Buffalo Hump" on his upper back. They would call him names like "Buffalo Billy" or just "Buffalo" and also, because most of his weight gain was on his upper body, his belly hung down over the waistband of his pants causing his pants to slide half-way down on his ass exposing his butt-crack, and his shirts wouldn't completely cover his belly exposing his bellybutton, so he went around showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, and the kids in school teased him relentlessly about that as well, saying over and over again "Bellybutton butt-crack! Bellybutton butt-crack! bellybutton butt-crack!" and also, because of his short chubby legs which were unusually short for someone his height they would tease him about his fat little "baby legs" and they also teased him about his arms being bigger around than his legs . The teasing and harassment from all the other kids had gotten so bad that when he was 16 years old, he dropped out of school.

After having been diagnosed with Advanced Cushing's Syndrome at age 12 and weighing over 500 pounds, his parents had to keep him on a strict diet of only 900 calories per day to prevent any further weight gain, and for a few years, he didn't gain any more weight. His height was catching up with his weight, but when he stopped growing in height at age 15 he began gaining weight again, and a year later he weighed over 900 pounds, so he had to be cut down to no more than 600 calories per day to prevent any further weight gain.

But then, he complained of constant extreme hunger which resulted in temper tantrums and arguments with his parents. Because of his rare condition his parent filed a claim for disability and when he was 18 years old, and legally an adult, he left home to live on his own living on his disability check. He moved into his own apartment, and once free from his parents, he felt free to eat as much as he wanted, which he did, and in 6 months he was up to 1,730 pounds setting a new world's record.

He was only 17 years old when he was bald on top of his head. After he had stopped growing in height at age 15 his hair began thinning out and by the time he was only 17 years old he had male pattern baldness on top of his head. So, after he turned 18 and was finally living on his own, he would go into the bars and liquor stores to buy beer and he was never asked to show an ID card to prove he was old enough to drink. The legal drinking age is 21 in most states in the USA, but because his prematurely bald head made him look much older than 21 then he was never asked to show any ID.

So, in addition to eating like a glutton, he drank a lot of beer causing most of the weight gain to go to his belly, and because of his Advanced Cushing's Syndrome the fat on his upper-back developed into and even larger Buffalo Hump, and he also added a great big roll of fat to his lower-back that protruded out much further than his butt. Because of his massive weight gain on his upper-body, he became more and more apple-shaped until his upper arms, forearms, and even his neck became bigger around than his hips!

He also became diabetic after living on his own. When he was still living with his parents, because they controlled what he ate, they were able to prevent him from getting diabetes, but after he moved out and was living on his own, eating as much as he pleased and guzzling beer, he developed insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and the insulin shots he took contributed even more to his massive weight gain.

While he was living on his own, he made a couple of new friends who he met while eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet. They were also rather large super morbidly obese gluttons themselves who loved to eat, so these three guys would hang out together and hit the All You Can Eat Buffets around town. Every day they went to an All You Can Eat Buffet! One guy was 3 years older, age 21, and he was apple-shaped and his arms were almost as big around as his hips, but since he did not have Cushing's Syndrome he didn't have a Buffalo Hump on his upper back but he did have Type 2 Diabetes and some heart disease. The other guy was much older being 57 years old and he was pear-shaped with a great big butt, broad hips, a huge lower belly below his waist and big fat thighs. Despite his obesity, he was in fairly good health. He didn't have diabetes and his blood pressure was perfectly normal and there was no sign of any heart disease. But then, most pear-shaped obese guys have fewer health risks than obese guys who are apple-shaped.

The younger guy went by the nickname, Apple Boy, and the older guy went by the nickname, Pear Man. His last name, coincidentally enough, happen to be Pearmen, yeah, Roberto W Pearmen, or Roberto Willoughby Pearman.

After he met his new friends, since his two new friends went by the nicknames Apple Boy and Pear Man, he allowed his new friends to call him "Buffalo" the same name kids in school use to call him when teasing him all the time, but now, he didn't mind if his two new friends called him "Buffalo" as his nickname since the other two guys also had nicknames , and so, the happy gluttonous obese trio were known around town as Apple Boy, Pear Man, and Buffalo.

Buffalo was 18 years old when he met his new friends, Apple Boy age 21, and Pear Man was 57 years old. Pear Man owned a large three-bedroom house, and he wanted to rent out a couple of rooms, so about six months after Buffalo met his new friends, Apple Boy and Pear Man, he moved out of his apartment and he and Apple Boy moved in to live with Pear Man. Together they were able to share living expenses and now they had more money to spend on food.

Buffalo lived with his friends for almost 5 years until he finally died from a massive heart attack about three weeks after his 23rd birthday. At the time of his death, Apple boy was 26 years old going on 27 and Pear Man was 62 years old.

The picture below depicts Buffalo at the age of 23 about a week before he died. In this picture, Apple Boy is almost 27 years old and Pear Man is 62 years old.

Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view

Apple Boy died a year later at the age of 27 from a massive heart attack leaving Pear Man to be all alone at the age of 63. Poor ol' Pear Man. He was now all alone in the world after his two much younger friends, Buffalo and Apple Boy had passed on.

Buffalo had his very first heart attack when he was only 19 years old. He was celebrating his 19th birthday as he and his two friends, Apple Boy and Pear Man were eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet when he collapsed from his heart attack. Then Apple Boy had his first heart attack about a year later at the age of 23 two months after is birthday. Then Buffalo had his second heart attack at the age of 21, about six months after his 21st birthday, and again, he and his two friends happened to be eating at another All You Can Eat Buffet. Then Apple Boy had his second heart attack at the age of 25 about 3 months after his 25th birthday, and then, Buffalo had his third and final heart attack and died at the age of 23 almost a month after his birthday. He had just won a pie eating contest and just as he was being given his trophy for First Prize, as he was about to take his trophy, all of a sudden he had sharp stabbing pains in his chest. He dropped his trophy and clutched at his chest gasping for air then he collapsed and died, like a true glutton. Apple boy finally had his third and last heart attack a year later. He was 27 years old when he died, about 5 months after his birthday. Now, Pear Man was all alone in the world at the age of 63 after his two much younger friends had passed on, both from massive heart attacks.

Buffalo was the perfect apple-shaped obese male, because his upper arms and his forearms were bigger around than his hips. Even his neck was bigger around than his hips. Also, having a great big fat Buffalo Hump on his upper back helped him to achieve ultimate perfection.

Apple Boy almost achieved perfection, but not quite. His arms were only as big around as his hips and his neck was not as big around. If his arms and neck had been bigger around than his hips, then he would have achieved perfection, but unfortunately, he died before he could achieve that apple-shaped obese male perfection.

Pear Man was almost the perfect pear-shaped obese male. His thighs were bigger around than his chest, but his lower legs were not quite as big around. If both his thighs and his lower legs had been bigger around than his chest, then he would have achieved the perfect pear-shape. Of course, he is still living, so he may yet achieve pear-shaped perfection and still have many good years left.

Obese people who are pear-shaped with big butts, broad hips and big thunder-thighs do live much longer than obese people who are apple-shaped with fat arms, big breasts, huge round bellies, small butts, narrow hips, and much thinner legs.

The perfect pear-shaped obese male or female may live a good long life, because lower-body fat is not as dangerous to one's health as upper-body fat.

But the perfect apple-shaped obese male dose not live very long, so for those who tend to be apple-shaped, there is a much higher price to pay for perfection than there is for the perfect pear-shaped obese male, because upper-body fat as far more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat.

But while being apple-shape with mostly upper-body fat is more dangerous to ones health, it's also a lot more fun. There is just something about that apple-shaped obese male that really fascinates me.

As for me, I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself. I only measure 56 inches around my chest, and I measure 64 inches around my waist. But I measure 70 inches around my hips and 36 inches around my thighs, so I'm slightly pear-shaped.

On the one hand, I'm glad I'm pear-shaped for health reasons, but I do envy the obese male who happens to be apple-shaped. We pear-shaped guys look somewhat effeminate having fat butts, broader more rounded out hips, and big thighs while being smaller in the chest. Also, I have noticed that most pear-shaped obese male, we are not as aggressive. We tend to be more gentle and docile. I have known obese guys who are pear-shaped, and I know from my own observations that pear-shaped guys are not as masculine or "Macho" as apple-shaped obese males tend to be.

On the other hand, obese apple-shaped males tend to be more aggressive. They carry most of their fat in their upper-bodies being broad in the shoulders and narrow in the hips with smaller flat butts and thinner legs,and they also carry most of their fat in front of them. There's just something about carrying most of your weight up above. Apple-shaped obese males are top-heavy.

But we pear-shaped obese male are bottom-heavy, and as we walk, or waddle, our big thighs rub against each other which hinders our walking, slowing us down. You really can't walk very fast when your thighs rub together.

But again, apple-shaped obese males, since they tend to have much thinner legs they can walk faster, and they carry their huge round bellies above the waist protruding far out in front of them, and if that great big belly also hangs down over the waist band of the pants, then you are unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover your belly. When an apple-shaped obese male is walking down the street, as he approaches you, the first thing you'll notice is he's showing off his bellybutton. It's doesn't bother him in the least. He is not the least bit embarrassed about not being able to cover his bellybutton. He as a kind of IN-YOUR-FACE type of attitude, being rather aggressive at times. I have seen guys like this, swaggering into a bar room and guzzling pitchers of beer until their bellies protrude out even further, and belching after drinking so much beer and wanting even more. Then as he leave the bar room, his pants are half-way down on his ass exposing his butt-crack, and again, he's not the least bit embarrassed that he can't keep his pants from falling down. It's like he seems to enjoy literally mooning everybody around him.

But, we pear-shaped obese guys, we are able to wear our pants up high around the waist and we are able to tuck in or shirts, so we don't go around out in public showing off our bellybuttons and our butt-cracks, while the apple-shaped obese male, he is an unmitigated and totally relentless slob! He doesn't care if his pants keep sliding down on his ass, and if he does try to pull his pants up, well, his pants just keeps sliding back down again, so most apple-shaped obese guys don't even bother to pull their pants up.

I truly envy the obese apple-shaped male! I wish that I could be more aggressive and more self confident and self assertive with an IN-YOUR-FACE type of attitude, and go around out in public showing off my bellybutton and butt-crack.

Despite all the health risks, being apple-shaped does have it's advantages. When you buy clothing, your clothes are much cheaper. You may wear great big shirts but you wear smaller pants, and shirts are much cheaper than large pants. Yes, your shirts may cost more than your smaller pants, but still, even big shirts are much cheaper that big pants.

But for us pear shaped guys, we mar wear smaller shirts the are much cheaper than the big shirts worn by apple-shaped guys, but we have to wear much bigger pants which costs a Hell of a lot more, so clothing for us pear-shaped guys is a lot more expensive because of our much bigger pants.

And apple-shaped obese male might wear shirts in a Size 12XL and pants in a Size 2XL or 3XL. But I wear shirts in a Size 2XL and pants in a Size 6XL, and some obese pear-shaped men wear pants in a Size 12XL which costs even more.

1.) Apple-shaped guys wear great big shirts and smaller pants.

2.) Pear-shaped guys wear great big pants and smaller shirts.

Now, being pear-shaped, I can still buy shirts in any K Mart or Walmart, but I have to go to Casual Male XL or King Size to buy pants.

An apple-shaped obese guy can go to any K Mart or Walmart to buy pants, but he has to go to Casual Male XL or King Size to buy shirts.

Although, clothing for apple-shaped guys is much cheaper, their medical expenses are much higher since being apple-shaped is a much greater health risk than being pear-shaped.

But, ah! To be the super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male! Imagine that your upper-body is so huger that your big fat arms lay almost straight out on the sides of your body, and you are unable to reach around your super wide love-handles to pull up your own pants, and you can't bathe yourself and you can't even wipe your own butt because you have a great big roll of fat on your lower-back that protrudes out much further than your butt. So, somebody else has to wipe your butt for you, to bathe you, and to pull your pants up for you. Such is the life of the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male.

The next picture below is another one of my original creations. This one depict the super morbidly obese apple-shape male heading for a KING SIZE clothing store.

Please click on image above for a much better view

The sign on the window says "Special Summer Sale, Short Pants Half off" and of course, you can see that his short pants are almost half way down on his butt, exposing his butt-crack.

So, his short pants are certainly, HALF OFF!!!

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Old Bridge New Jersey Woman, 600 pound Donna Simpson, says she Hopes To Achieve 1000 Pounds!

2010-03-17T19:54:00.028-06:00

Oh WOW! This is really fantastic! This lady is super cool!!! I think I'm in love! But she's already spoken for because she's married. Oh well.

Now this is what THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG is all about.

SUPER-SIZED 600 POUND NEW JERSEY MOTHER SAYS SHE IS DETERMINED TO BECOME THE WORLDS FATTEST WOMAN!

Donna Simpson already weighs about 600 pounds, but she is determined to nearly double her present size to become the world's fattest woman. The 42-year-old mother from Old Bridge New Jersey is set on reaching for the 1,000lb mark in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping.

Donna Simpson already weighs 600 pounds but
is consuming an astonishing 12,000 calories a day
in her quest to become the world's fattest woman

'My favorite food is Sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of Sushi in one go,' she said. 'I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite.' Donna, who wears a Size 7XL dress, eats mounds of junk food and tries to move as little as possible. Ms Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 weighing 532 pounds.

She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Cesarean birth. Yet although she can only move 20ft before needing to sit down, she wants to be come even bigger. 'I'd love to be 1,000 pounds,' she said. 'It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.'

Ms Simpson can no longer walk more than 20 feet before
she needs to sit down. She goes out to do all of her grocery
shopping in an electric battery powered mobility scooter

You might expect that her long-term partner Philippe, age 49, to advise her to slim down, but instead he encourages her to eat more. He met Donna on a dating site for plus-size people and is a self-confessed fat admirer, although he himself only weighs 150lbs. 'I think he'd like it if I was bigger,' said Donna. 'He's a real belly man, and completely supports me.' To achieve her goal, Donna says she will need to eat up to 12,000 calories a day (the average woman should consume only 2,000.) To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food.

Donna's weight problem began early. Her mother made big meals for Donna and her brothers and gave them lots of treats and fattening food. By the time Donna was nine, she weighed 182 pounds. 'Food was her way of showing she loved us, she wanted us to eat, and she was very protective of us,' Ms Simpson said. 'She wouldn't let anyone say anything bad to us about our weight. She would argue with doctors who said it was dangerous.'

Donna Simpson poses for a photograph with her little

daughter, Jacqueline. It took 30 medics to deliver her

Donna's mother died soon after, and her dad married a woman who put the children on a strict diet. 'I used to steal food from the cupboards, which were still full because my mum used to store food,' she said. But as she got older, Donna began to worry about her weight and started taking diet pills. Between the ages 14 and 18 she slimmed down to 11 stone, but was still unhappy.

'Dieting just made me miserable because I was thinking about food all the time.,' she said. After she left school, Donna got a desk job and no longer felt the need to fit in with other girls. 'I felt so much better when the weight came back,' she said. 'It felt like who I was meant to be.' When Donna was 19 she met her first husband, who worked as a chef at a steak restaurant. 'He worked night shifts and would come home at 2 or 3 AM and bring the leftovers with him,' she said. 'We'd stay up and eat huge piles of steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy with butter. 'I started gaining weight quickly and my husband liked it. 'He said I was sexier when I was bigger, and I felt happier too.'

When she was 27, Donna weighed 350 pounds, and fell pregnant with her eldest son, Devin. Her marriage ended soon after and she turned to food for comfort. By the age of 31, she weighed 602 pounds and decided to try and lose weight. She lost 70 pounds in six months and was due to have a gastric band operation.

But just before she was due to go under the knife, her friend died during a similar operation. 'That was a sign for me,' Ms Simpson said. 'I decided it just wasn't worth it. I like being the way I am.' Donna, then 518 pounds, came across a website which celebrated obese women.

When she admitted her real size, Donna was flooded with emails from men. 'They sent me gifts through the post, like protein shakes to help me put on weight faster,' she said. And she unrepentant of her weight-gain goal, despite risking her own life in the process. 'I love eating and people love watching me eat,' she said. 'It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone.'

I'M EATING MY WAY TO 1000 POUNDS!

Super-size Donna Simpson has found a bizarre way to turn her passion for food into money. Hundreds of men pay to watch online as 630 pound Donna scoffs vast amounts of burgers, pizza, crisps and cakes in an attempt to hit her target weight of 1,000 pounds.

Since setting up her website last November, Donna, who squeezes into size 40 clothes, has already attracted 260 subscribers and their fees net her an impressive $3,000 dollars a month – which she spends on food.

Donna, who’s 39 and 5 feet 4 inches, hopes to become one of the world’s heaviest women by consuming up to 12,000 calories a day. To reach her target, ex-carer Donna, who already suffers from diabetes and high-blood pressure, needs to gain another 378 pounds and predicts it will take her until 2012 at her current weight gain of 98 pounds a year. “I don’t know why my target is 1,000 pounds – it’s just the weight I believe I was born to be,” she says. Donna has been obese since childhood. By nine, she weighed 182 pounds – she was bullied at school and dubbed “Fatty four-eyes.”

At the age of 24 Donna married Robert Simpson, a chef who encouraged her eating by bringing home leftovers from work to feed her. “He’d come home with steak and desserts,” she recalls. “He liked me supersized.”

Robert – who was already a dad to son Sean, now 18 – and Donna had a child together, Devin, now 12, but divorced shortly after. By then Donna weighed 602 pounds. For the first time ever she went on a diet, urged on by her father who was concerned for her health, and lost 70 pounds in six months.

But she soon lapsed when she met fat-lover Philippe Gouamba, 47, in an online chat room for oversized women in 2006. “When I ate enough for five people on our first date, it really impressed him,” says Donna, from New Jersey, USA. Philippe, who counts watching his girlfriend eat as one of his favourite hobbies, says: “I’ve always been attracted to big women, but Donna is my fantasy. The more she weighs, the sexier she is.”

The couple, who plan to marry next year, say that Donna’s size makes their sex life even better. “Philippe goes on top so he can play with my fat belly,” says Donna. Regular gym-goer Philippe, who is 182 pounds and 6 feet 4 inches, also gets aroused by helping Donna, who is a bra size 56E, wash her rolls of fat in the shower.

Although doctors had said her 532 pound frame would make it almost impossible to conceive, Donna fell pregnant within three months of dating Phillipe. But she developed diabetes and high-blood pressure during pregnancy and needed a team of 19 doctors and nurses to get through the high-risk Caesarean birth.

When baby Jacqueline was born weighing 8lbs 14oz in February 2007, Donna became the world’s fattest woman to give birth – the previous largest had weighed 476 pounds. But she admits she struggles to care for her daughter, as she can barely walk 20ft without needing to sit down. “It’s difficult keeping up with Jacqueline, but we’re very closely bonded,” says Donna. “Fortunately, anything I can’t do with her, her dad can, so I don’t feel guilty.”

It was six months after giving birth that Donna resolved to become one of the world’s heaviest women by weighing 1,000 pounds. “I decided that if I was healthy enough to have a baby, then my body could cope with an extra 476 pounds,” says Donna. “It will be a great achievement – not many other people have reached that weight.”

And despite initial worries for Donna’s health, Philippe supports his fiancée. He says: “Gaining weight makes Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy.”

But when Donna’s ambition proved to be rather expensive, she had then decided to set up a website after discovering that there were men willing to pay to watch large women eat. “My food costs $613 dollars a week,” says Donna. “In a typical day I’ll eat four burgers and fries, a loaf of bread with peanut butter and jam, four servings of meatloaf and mashed potato, a large pizza, a chocolate cake with ice cream and cream, 12 cupcakes, two cheesecakes and fizzy drinks. And I don’t want Philippe to foot the bill just because I’m too big to go out and work.”

Donna charges $12 dollars a month for access to photos of her body and videos of her feasting and measuring her ever-expanding waistline. She has 260 “fat admirers” from as far away as Japan and Australia and their ages range from 20 to 68. She spends between six and 10 hours a day responding to emails or doing live chats online. And although she admits to getting some sexual requests, these are firmly ignored.

Human resources executive Philippe is supportive of Donna’s venture. He says: “I don’t mind other men looking at her because I’m the only one who touches her.” Since launching her web site, Donna has gained 98 pounds. Incredibly, she doesn’t care that reaching 1000 pounds will probably confine her to a wheelchair and could kill her, leaving her daughter – who she feeds a healthy diet – motherless.

“I’m well enough to cope with my target weight,” she says defiantly

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YES!!! WAY TO GO BABY!!!

Here's wishing her the very best. I for one, hope she is successful in achieving her goal of 1000 pounds. This is what we are all about!

Who knows! But perhaps after she has achieved her goal of 1000 pounds, she might even want to set a new record for the worlds heavies woman, Carol Yager who weighed about 1600 pounds at 5 feet 7 inches. Maybe she might even beat that record as well.

In fact, I would truly love to see some one achieve a weight of a full ton! That is 2000 pounds! I even hope someday that some one eventually weighs much more than a full ton! Now that is something I would really love to see!

The heaviest man on record was Jon Brower Minnoch who weighed about 1400 pounds at 6 feet 1 inch. So he was about 6 inches taller than Carol Yager and weighed 200 pounds less.

So, the heaviest women was 1600 pounds while the heaviest man was only 1400 pounds.

AW! LIKE, COME ON GUYS! CAN'T WE DO BETTER THAN THAT?

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ANTHROMORPHOLOGY, MY VERY OWN STUDY OF ALL HUMAN BODY SHAPES, AND ENDOMORPHOLOGY, MY OWN STUDY OF THE OBESE ENDOMORPHIC HUMAN BODY SHAPE

2009-12-21T10:23:00.019-07:00

THIS IS MY VERY OWN PERSONAL STUDY OF HUMAN BODY SHAPES THAT IS BASED ON MY OWN OBSERVATIONS AND MY OWN THEORIES OR HYPOTHESES. I CALL MY OWN PERSONAL STUDY OF HUMAN BODY SHAPES "ANTHROMORPHOLOGY" WHICH IS MY OWN STUDY OF ALL KINDS OF HUMAN BODY SHAPES, AND ALSO IN PARTICULAR, MY OWN PERSONAL STUDY WHICH I CALL "ENDOMORPHOLOGY" WHICH HAS TO DO WITH THE STUDY OF OBESE HUMAN BODY SHAPES, THE MAIN FOCUS OF THIS TOPIC, BECAUSE WE OBESE PEOPLE COME IN A MUCH WIDER VARIETY OF DIFFERENT SHAPES.

ANTHROMORPHOLOGY - MY OWN STUDY OF ALL HUMAN BODY SHAPES.

ENDOMORPHOLOGY - MY OWN STUDY OF OBESE HUMAN BODY SHAPES.

First let us discuss Anthromorphology.

We have all have heard about the three basic body types, Endomorphs, Mesomorphs, and Ectomorphs. I have always been fascinated by how we humans come in such a wide variety of shapes and sizes from tall and thin to short and fat, or tall and fat, to short and thin and everything in between. And so, we have the three basic body types, Endomorphs, Mesomorphs, and Ectomorphs.

Here are some definitions that one can look up in the dictionary.

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Endomorph
en·do·morph [en-doe-mawrf]

–noun
1.a mineral enclosed within another mineral. Compare perimorph.
2.a person of the endomorphic type. [Origin: 1880–85; endo + morph]

n.
1. A mineral enclosed within another mineral, such as rutile or tourmaline in quartz.
2. An individual characterized by relative prominence of the abdomen and other soft
body parts developed from the embryonic endodermal layer.

[endo(derm) + -morph.]

Endomorph
1940 As one of W.H. Sheldon's three types of human bodies, from endo- + Gk. morph "form"

noun
A heavy person with a soft and rounded body

Endomorph
En"do*morph\, n. [Endo- + Gr. form.] (Min.) A crystal of one species inclosed within one of another, as one of rutile inclosed in quartz. Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

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Mesomorph
mes·o·morph [mez-uh-mawrf]

–noun
A person of the mesomorphic type. [Origin: 1935–40; meso- + -morph]

mes·o·morph

n.
An individual with a robust, muscular body build caused by the predominance of structures developed from the embryonic mesodermal layer.

mesomorph

noun
A person with a well-developed muscular body.

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Ectomorph
ec·to·morph [ek-tuh-mawrf]

–noun
A person of the ectomorphic type. [Origin: 1935–40; ecto- + -morph]

ec·to·morph

n.
An individual having a lean, slightly muscular body build in which tissues derived from the embryonic ectoderm predominate. [ecto(derm) + -morph.]

Ectomorph

noun
A person with a thin body

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Basically, Ectomorphs are long and slender, Mesomorphs are strong and athletic, and we Endomorphs are plump, soft and round, but there are also other distinctions among the three basic body types in how the length of the limbs are proportioned to the torso length or height.

Mesomorphs have the "standard" body proportions in how the length of the limbs are proportioned to the torso length. The Mesomorph is considered the "ideal" body type that is usually depicted in human anatomy charts.

For example Leonardo Da Vinci (1452 ~ 1519) did extensive studies of the human anatomy and we have all seen his classic drawings of the human body as in following example as depicted in the picture below.

Please click on the image above to see a much larger view

This represents the standard body proportions, which is basically the Mesomorphic body type. I don't know if Leonardo Da Vinci ever did any studies of the Endomorphic or Ectomorphic body types, so the Mesomorph is used as the "gold standard" for studies in human anatomy.

But if I had been Leonardo Da Vinci, I would have also created some drawings and diagrams of both the Ectomorphic and the Endomorphic human body types. Of course, I would naturally have focused most of my studies mainly on the Endomorphic body type as depicted in the picture below.

Please click on the image above to see a much larger view

Proportions of the Human Body

People come in all shapes and sizes. But here are some general rules about proportion that you can follow:

1.) The average adult is 7 and a half heads tall, males usually 8 and females 7 heads tall, but the average comes out to about 7 and a half for human body proportions.

2.) Shoulders are three heads wide.

3.) Hips are half way between your head and your toes

4.) Your arms straight out to your sides is equal to your height

5.) With your arms down at your sides your finger tips are about halfway between your hips and your knees.

Leonardo Da Vinci's drawings of the human body emphasized its proportion. The ratio of the following distances is the Golden Ratio:

(foot to navel) : (navel to head) = Golden Ratio

The Golden Ratio (or "Golden Section") is based on Fibonacci Numbers, where every number in the sequence (after the second) is the sum of the previous 2 numbers.

1+1=2, 1+2=3, 2+3=5, 3+5=8, 5+8=13, 8+13=21, 13+21=34, 21+34=55, 34+55=89 . . . . .

1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89 . . . . .

We can see (below) how the Fibonacci Numbers lead to the Golden Ratio: Φ = 1.618033 . . . . .

Let's look at the ratio of each number in the Fibonacci sequence to the one before it:

1/1 = 1
2/1 = 2
3/2 = 1.5
5/3 = 1.666 . . .
8/5 = 1.6
13/8 = 1.625
21/13 = 1.61538 . . .
34/21 = 1.61905 . . .
55/34 = 1.61764 . . .
89/55 = 1.61861 . . .

If we keep on going, then we produce a rather interesting number which mathematicians call "phi" (Golden Ratio or Golden Section): Φ = 1.6180339887 . . .

The further along the Fibonacci series of numbers, the closer you get to Phi (Φ) but never quit reaching it. This ratio was used by architects and artists throughout history to produce objects of great beauty (like Michelangelo's "David" and the Greek temples.)

Phi (Φ) is like pi (π) in the sense that it is an irrational number. There is no equivalent fraction for Φ and its decimal keeps going and never stops, just as pi (π) is approximately 22/7 but not exactly, because 22/7 is 3.142857142857 . . . while pi (π) = 3.141592653589 . . . Both Phi (Φ) and pi (π) are irrational numbers, or what is also known as transcendental numbers. The Golden Ratio also occurs in nature, in the patterns we see in sunflowers, pine cones, and so on. This is largely because one of the best ways to efficiently pack things tightly together is using the Fibonacci sequence.

And so, the Mesomorphic body type is used as the "standard" in all anatomy charts because it is considered the "ideal" body type. Of course, fashions do change from time to time, and in past centuries the ideal female was nice and plump, more Endomorphic, but in this so-called "modern enlightened" society, the thin Ectomorphic female is held up as the ideal body type for women. This image is being shoved down our throats by the media, Hollywood, and the fashion industry. But if the truth be known, most men today still prefer women with soft round curves, even if not necessarily plump but at least somewhere between the two extremes of being too thin or too fat.

Let's face it! Most guys don't care for women who look like soda straws, or for the "Waif Look" as the fashion industry keeps pawning off on us. But there are also still some men who prefer women who are chubby and plump, and I happen to be one of them myself. Naturally the Mesomorphic body type is still considered the "ideal" for males as depicted by images of male body builders.

While the Mesomorphic body type may be considered the "gold standard" when it come to publishing textbooks on human anatomy, the truth is that not all human bodies conform to what is considered to be the "standardize" body proportions. We have all seen some people who's arms and legs are short in proportion to their height with larger bodies and shorter limbs, and some people who's arms and legs are long in proportion to their height with smaller bodies and somewhat longer limbs, and with some people the waist is up a little higher and with some people the waist is down a little lower.

Therefore, in those cases, the ratio of [(foot to navel) : (navel to head)] will not necessarily be equal to the Golden Ratio.

In the case of Ectomorphs, the ratio of [(foot to navel) : (navel to head)] will be greater than the Golden Ratio.

And in the case of Endomorphs the ratio of [(foot to navel) : (navel to head)] will be less than the Golden Ratio.

As mentioned before, in the diagram by Leonardo Da Vinci, the hips are half way between your head and your toes, your arms straight out to your sides is equal to your height, and with your arms down at your sides your finger tips are about halfway between your hips and your knees.

But with Ectomorphs, having smaller bodies and longer limbs, then the length of the arms extended straight out to the sides is a little bit more than the height, and the hips are slightly higher due the the longer legs.

And with Endomorphs, having larger bodies and shorter limbs, the length of the out-stretched arms straight out to the sides is somewhat less than the height, and the hips are slightly lower due to the shorter legs.

Standardized Body Proportions For Males And Females
By Height Based On United States Army Data

To get an idea of how your own body proportions measure up, you can go to this web site at:

http://robyn.faeriemanor.org/wiki/doku.php/bodyproportions

There you enter your height in either inches or centimeters, then it tells you how long your torso length from shoulder to crotch would usually be for someone of your height, and also your crotch height, or the length of your legs, and other body proportions.

For example:

I'm 5 ft 6 in or 66 inches tall, and according to the "standardized" body proportions, my torso length from shoulder to crotch should be about 22.70 inches for males and 23.23 for females, or approximately 23 inches for either sex. My crotch height should be about 31.81 for males and 30.69 for females or else approximately 32 inches for males and 31 inches for females.

For example:

Males - Height 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches

Torso length from shoulder to crotch - 22.70 inches
Crotch height or leg length should be - 31.81 inches

Females - Height 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches

Torso length from shoulder to crotch - 23.23 inches
Crotch height or leg length should be - 30.69 inches

As you can see, with males and females the same height, males have a slightly shorter torso length and slightly longer legs than female of the same height.

But when you round off the numbers, then . . . . . . .

Males - Height 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches

Torso length from shoulder to crotch - 23 inches
Crotch height or leg length should be - 32 inches

Females - Height 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches

Torso length from shoulder to crotch - 23 inches
Crotch height or leg length should be - 31 inches

There really isn't very much difference between male and female body proportions. When a male and female are both 66 inches tall, the male's legs will be approximately 32 inches long while the female's legs will be approximately 31 inches. Both will have a torso length approximately 23 inches from shoulder to crotch. The male will have a slightly shorter neck, about an inch shorter .

I prefer to round the numbers off because a fraction of an inch isn't going to make that much difference when it come to measuring human bodies since we are, after all, not machines, but living creatures. When God designed the human body, he did not use a micrometer to make sure that everything came out to within a tolerance of a thousand of an inch. It appears the females have slightly shorter legs and a slightly longer torso than males, but not by really very much difference.

So, at 5 ft 6 in or 66 inches tall, my measurements should be . . . . .

Torso length - 23 inches
Crotch height - 32 inches
Waist height - 40 inches

Ratio of (Crotch height : Torso length) or 32/23=1.39

As you can see, the torso length is usually less than the length of the legs.

But when I actually measured my own body, I discovered that my torso length is much longer, and my legs are much shorter, and my waist is much lower than the "standardized" body proportions.

My own actual measurements:

Torso length - 30 inches
Crotch height - 26 inches
Waist height - 36 inches

Ratio of (Crotch height : Torso length) or 26/30=0.86

So, my torso length is 7 inches longer, my legs are 6 inches shorter, and my waist is 4 inches lower than what is considered to be the "standard" proportions. Also, my arms and my neck is shorter. Normally the torso length should be less then the leg length, but in my case, my torso length is greater then the length of my short legs. We are not all alike, each person is unique even though most people might fall within the standard measurements, some people will significantly deviate from the standard.

Some people will have a longer torso and shorter legs, a larger body and shorter limbs, but on the other hand, some people will have a shorter torso and longer legs, smaller body with longer limbs. This is were we have the three basic body types, Endomorphs, Mesomorphs, and Ectomorphs.

THE THREE BODY TYPES - Ectos and Mesos and Endos! Oh my!

The next picture below depict the three basic body types.

Please click on the image above to see a much larger view

The Ectomorph

Ectomorphs are tall and slender, with the chest and hips being about equal in circumference, their bodies are linear with a shorter torso length from shoulder to crotch, with longer arms and longer legs in proportion to their height. The legs are much longer than the torso length, and the arms are also somewhat longer. When the arms are straight out at the sides, the total length of the outstretched arms is somewhat greater than the height. So, Ectomorphs are not depicted in Leonardo Da Vinci's anatomical drawings since their body proportions do not completely conform to the Golden Ratio.

The Mesomorph

Mesomorphs have a more athletic build. The torso is somewhat longer with somewhat shorter legs, but the legs are still longer than the torso length. When the arms are straight out at the sides, the total length of the outstretched arms is equal to the height. Mesomorphs are broader in the shoulders and narrow in the hips while Mesomorphic females have the classic "hourglass" shape. Yeah, it is the Mesomorph that is always depicted in all the standard anatomy charts and the model that Leonardo Da Vince used in his anatomical studies. So, it's the Mesomorph who's body corresponds so harmoniously with the Golden Ratio. Big deal! Good for them! What the Hell did he have against the Endomorphs and Ectomorphs anyway? I'd sure as Hell would like to know!

The Endomorph

Endomorphs, my favorite body type. Ah! Behold, the cute little Endomorph! We Endomorphs are soft and round. The torso is even longer, and the legs even shorter, and the torso length and leg length are approximately equal. When the arms are straight out at the sides, the total length of the outstretched arms is somewhat less than the height. The chest is more narrow, the hips are broader, and the head is a little bit larger, and the face is wider and more rounded out, and the neck is shorter. Endomorphic females are more "pear-shaped" while Endomorphic males are either proportional with the fat evenly distributed, or some tend to be "Apple-shaped" being bigger around the waist than around the hips. But then, there are also Endomorphic males who are "pear-shaped" and a few Endomorphic females who are slightly "apple-shaped" but not to the same extent as males. The skin tends to be soft and smooth. We Endomorphs also tend to be plump and many are inclined to become obese. Because of our body proportions, having a larger more rounded out body, and shorter limbs, we too are not depicted in all of the standard anatomy charts, and Leonardo Da Vinci also dose not depict Endomorphs in his anatomical studies because, like the Ectomorphs, our body proportions also do not conform to the Golden Ratio.

Am I an Endomorph? Or what?

I also have the more Endomorphic body proportions, but in my case, my torso length is greater than the length of my legs. I'm short and fat. Actually, I'm obese, at 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds. Now if the torso length and the leg length are equal in Endomorphs, and since my legs are shorter than my torso length, then, what does the make me?

I'm beyond being merely an Endomorph. I'm even more Endomorphic than the typical Endomorph. Since my torso length is greater than the length of my legs, then what am I?

Am I a Super Endomorph? How about Hyper-endomorphic!!!

My torso length is longer than my leg length

Yes, that is my own designation for people who's legs are shorter than the torso length.

Therefore . . .

Torso length < length =" Ectomorphic">
Torso length = Leg length = Endomorphic
Torso Length > Leg length = Hyper-endomorphic

Endomorphism And Hyper-endomorphism

The picture below depicts a regular Endomorph
and a Hyper-endomorph.

Please click on the image above to see a much larger view

The cute little Endomorph on the left, you will notice that his torso length and leg length are equal while in the case of the cute little Hyper-endomorph on the right, his legs are shorter than his torso length, so, in my case, since my legs are shorter than my torso length, then I'm not just merely Endomorphic, I'm what I like to call, Hyper-endomorphic! I have seen a lot of guys who are built like this, some guys with really large bodies and really short legs, so I'm not the only one.

ENDOMORPHOLOGY - MY OWN PERSONAL STUDY OF THE
OBESE ENDOMORPHIC AND THE HYPER-ENDOMORPHIC
BODY TYPE

OK, so far we have gone over the topic of what I call Anthromorphology which is basically a study of human body shapes in general. Now we shall go into the study of what I am pleased to call Endomorphology which of course is my own personal study of obese human body shapes in particular. Endomorphology is actually a far more detailed and a far more complex study than Anthromorphology because we fat people, Endomorphs and Hyper-endomorphs, we come in a much wider variety of different shapes.

Ectomorphs look pretty much alike. They all have slender bodies with the circumference around the chest and hips being about the same while being slightly smaller around in the waist. Their bodies more linear in shaped.

Mesomorphs also tend to look pretty much alike. They have a more athletic build. The males tend to be broad in the shoulders and narrow in the hips while the females tend to have the classic "hourglass" kind of shape.

We Endomorphs, we are very special. While most Endomorphs tend to be somewhat bigger around the hips than around the chest we can also come in a far greater variety of different shapes. Most Endomorphic males tend to have a lot of extra fat somewhat evenly distributed all over the body while the females tend to have a lot of extra fat around the hips, buttocks, and thighs, being more pear-shaped. But some Endomorphs tend to have a lot more fat on the upper-body, being more apple-shaped. It is mostly Endomorphic males who tend to be more apple-shaped while it is mostly Endomorphic females who tend to be more pear-shaped. But one does see some pear-shaped males and apple-shape females. But most Endomorphs are somewhat proportional, meaning that the extra fat is more evenly distributed.

ENDOMORPHIC AND HYPER-ENDOMORPHIC BODY SHAPES

As for me, I truly love being an Endomorph, or as in my case, a Hyper-endomorph just simply because we come in so many interesting body shapes. The world would be a very boring place without us Endomorphs or Hyper-endomorphs. I love going out and observing other people walking around and I have always been fascinated by the many different shapes we see on fat people and really obese people. We fat people and obese people are actually fun to watch as we waddle about on the streets and in the shopping malls. And some of us Endomorphs are so enormously obese we can't walk anymore and have to get around in wheelchairs or electric power chairs.

The Apple Shape

Some Endomorphs have most of their extra fat on the upper-body with very little extra fat on the lower-body, thus being what is referred to as apple-shaped. In extreme cases, as in some apple-shaped males, they usually have great big fat man boobs or "moobs" and fat arms, a huge round belly above the waist, and in some really extreme, they may have very narrow hips, a really small butt, and skinny legs that are weak and wobbly having to support the weight of their huge massive upper-bodies. I have even seen some who's arms were actually bigger around than their legs! The perfect example is the guy you might see walking around out in public with his great big round belly that is so huge that he can't find any shirts large enough to completely cover his belly and his belly hangs down over the waistband of his pants causing his pants to slide halfway down on his butt, so that he goes around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack! The perfect apple-shaped obese male would have so much upper-body fat and has such a huge massive upper-body that both his upper arms and even his forearms being bigger around than his hips! Of course, I have not yet seen an apple-shaped obese male achieve such a degree of ultimate perfection.

The Pear Shape

Some Endomorphs have most of their extra fat on the lower-body and less extra fat on the upper-body, thus being what is referred to as pear-shaped. In extreme cases as in some females, they have really broad hips about twice as wide as the shoulders or even more, a huge butt that protrudes way out far behind them, a huge massive lower-belly below the waist that hangs down over the thighs, and I have seen a few really extreme cases where the thighs are bigger around than the chest! Now the perfect pear-shaped obese female would have so much lower-body fat that, not only her thighs, but even her lower legs would also be bigger around than her chest! But I have not yet seen a pear-shaped obese female achieve that ultimate degree of perfection.

Now, we Endomorphs are not the only people to become overweight. While Endomorphs are more likely to become fat or obese, both Ectomorphs and Mesomorphs may sometimes become overweight, but when they do, they can lose the extra weight more easily and keep it off, where as we Endomorphs have greater difficulty in losing weight and keeping it off.

When an Ectomorph becomes overweight, most of the extra weight settles in the belly. An Ectomorph may develope a little bit of a pot belly or beer belly, but they do not gain much weight anywhere else, and they only become only slightly overweight. Ectomorphs don't become obese or even fat, nor even chubby, but only slightly overweight by about 10 or 20 pounds or so, and that's about it. Also, they can lose the extra weight very easily and keep it off more easily than most people.

When a Mesomorph becomes overweight, for males most of the extra weight gain is on the upper-body and he becomes slightly apple-shaped while for females, the weight gain is more evenly distributed and she still retains her "hourglass" shaped. Mesomorphs may become kind of chubby getting up to around 50 pounds overweight but they very seldom become really obese. They also can lose the extra weight very easily and keep it off more easily.

Generally speaking, Mesomorphs are a lot more muscular than both Ectomorphs and Endomorphs. We Endomorphs are also more muscular than Ectomorphs but not as muscular at Mesomorphs. Most athletic body builders tend to be Mesomorphs, and through lifting weights or "pumping iron" some male body builders have been able to get up to around 300 to 350 pounds or so, but they are not fat. The extra weight is mostly muscle.

Now we Endomorphs, we can gain weight far more easily than the other body types, and we have far greater difficulty losing the weight or keeping it off, and we can become super super obese. Endomorphs hold the world's records for weight gain with some getting up to way over a thousand pounds or more! Most Endomorphs tend to be soft and weak but when weight lifting or pumping iron, Endomorphs can build up muscles very easily. We Endomorphs are very good at gaining weight, whether it be gaining fat from the foods we eat, or building muscles from weight lifting. we can do both very well. Gaining weight is what we Endomorphs do best. Sumo Wrestlers tend to be pear-shaped Endomorphs and they hold the worlds record for being the largest and heaviest athletes. A Sumo Wrestler can weigh up to 700 pounds and still not be immobile, therefore, Endomorphs can become even stronger than Mesomorphs. The strongest Endomorphs on record weigh twice as much as the strongest Mesopmorphs on record. but Endomorphs carry a lot of fat to cover their muscles so that no matter how strong and muscular Endomorphs become, they still look like great big soft round cream-puffs.

MORE EXAMPLES OF ENDOMORPHISM
AND HYPER-ENDOMORPHISM

Next picture below shows a handsome Male and Female couple. Both are nice and plump, an Endomorphic couple. Actually, the female is only Endomorphic while the Male is actually Hyper-endomorphic.

Please click on the image above to see a much larger view

I have taken the original photo, and using my Photo Base 3 Program, I adjusted the contrast and brightness, because the gentleman is wearing dark blue shorts, so I had to lighten the colors to better determine his crotch height.

The result is the next photo below.

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Then I added the yellow lines showing their body proportions.

T=Torso length
L=Leg length
S=Shoulder height
W=Waist height
C=Crotch height

As you can see, the male on the left is taller than his female companion, so naturally, his torso length is going to be longer. But even though he is taller, his legs are shorter and his waist and crotch are lower than those of his shorter female companion. His arms are probably the same length as the arms of his female companion, but shorter in proportion to his larger body and his height.

The female's torso length and leg length are approximately equal, so she's just an Endomorph, while the male's torso length is greater than the length of his legs, and so, he's Hyper-endomorphic, having a much larger body and even shorter limbs.

So, if your torso length and the length of your legs are approximately equal then you're just an Endomorph. But if your torso length is greater than the length of your legs, then you're Hyper-endomorphic.

T = Torso Length
L = Leg length

T < l =" Ectomorphic">
T = L = Endomorphic
T > L = Hyper-endomorphic

Here are some more photographic examples of Endomorphs and Hyper-endomorphs.

The female in the photo on the left and the male in the photo on the right are only just Endomorphs because their torso lengths and leg lengths are approximately equal.

The male wearing the little black speedo on the left, and the male wearing the big baggy shorts on the right, they are both Hyper-endomorphic because their torso lengths are greater than the length of their legs.

The male is Hyper-endomorphic because of his longer torso and shorter legs that are less than his torso length. His female companion is an athletic Mesomorph having the typical "hourglass" shape and her legs are longer than her torso. The male is much taller than his female companion, yet his legs are slightly shorter than her legs. He also has that somewhat "effeminate" looking pear-shape because of his broad hips which are much broader than his chest.
In this photo of the happy looking chubby trio, the two females are Endomorphs because their torso lengths and leg lengths are approximately equal, while the male is Hyper-endomorphic because his torso is longer than his legs. Although he is the tallest of the three, his legs are slightly shorter than the legs of the shortest female on the far left.

Now I Know! I Am Hyper-endomorphic!

And finally, in the next photo, this one taken of myself back in April 2007 when I weighed about 375 pounds. I now weigh 400 pounds at 5 feet 6 inches tall.

I added some black lines to my photo to show my height and body proportions, and as you can see, my torso length is greater than the length of my legs, so I'm also Hyper-endomorphic.

My hips are bigger around than my chest so my measurements are . . .

Chest - 56 inches
Waist - 64 inches
Hips - 70 inches
Thighs - 36 inches

So, I'm only slightly pear-shaped, actually more proportional, bordering on pear-shaped.

As I have mentioned before, my height is 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches tall, so normally a male my height would have a torso length of 23 inches from shoulder to crotch, and a crotch height, or leg length of 32 inches, but in my particular case, as I have said before, my torso is 30 inches long and my legs only 26 inches long.

So, going back the the web site at:

http://robyn.faeriemanor.org/BodyProportions.phtml

If I keep entering different numbers to determine the height of someone with a torso length of 30 inches, or a leg length of only 26 inches, then I get some rather surprising results.

A male with a torso length of 30 inches would normally have legs that are approximately 42 inches long, and normally, he would be about 88 inches or 7 feet 4 inches tall.

A male who's legs are only 26 inches long would normally have a torso length of 18.5 inches, and normally, he would be only 54 inches or 4 feet 6 inches tall.

So, from this, am I to understand, that I have the torso of a male who is 7 feet 4 inches tall, and the legs of a male who is only 4 feet 6 inches tall?

It appears that my torso is 7 inches longer than it should be for my height and that my legs are 6 inches shorter than what they would normally be for my height, and that as a compromise, I turned out to be 5 feet 6 inches tall instead.

Indeed, I am most definitely Hyper-endomorphic! And I have noticed that more and more males that I see out on the streets have Hyper-endomorphic body proportions with longer torsos and shorter legs, while most females continue to retain more somewhat normal body proportions. I just haven't seen any Hyper-endomorphic females. Lots of nice chubby and plump Endomorphic females, but no Hyper-endomorphic females.

But I have been seeing more and more really obese men who are Hyper-endomorphic. It appears that in the future, over the years, men will get taller while their legs will get shorter and they will become more and more obese.

Now, all of this is based on my own personal observations, but I have seen a lot of male and female chubby couples, or couples where the male is obese while his female companion is of average size or thin, and I have seen many of these cases where the male is taller than his female companion, and yet, his arms and legs are shorter than those of his female companion.

So far, I haven't come across any examples of Hyper-endomorphic females. I suppose there might be some out there, but I haven't seen any. In Ectomorphic and Mesomorphic males and females, the legs are longer than the torso length, but with females, the torso is slightly longer and the legs slightly shorter, but not by very much. The differences are too small to be noticed by the casual observer. Also, males are 8 heads high and females are 7 heads high.

In both Endomorphic males and females, the torso length and leg length are equal, and both male and female Endomorphs are about 7 heads high, so we Endomorphs have slightly larger heads in proportion to our height with shorter necks and shorter limbs.

But it appears that Hyper-endomorphism, where the legs are shorter than the torso length, seems to occur mostly in males, with the exception being in cases of Achondroplastic or Hypochondroplastic Dwarfism, where in both males and females, the arms and legs are very short in proportion to the body, and the legs are much shorter than the torso. But the head is also much larger in proportion to the height.

Dwarfs are only about 5 heads tall, and the forehead is more prominent, tending to bulge forward. So dwarfs are naturally Hyper-endomorphic with a stocky build and they tend to become obese for their height. The exception being in rare cases of Primal Dwarfism where they have the same proportions as full grown adults, but they tend to be thin and frail, and much shorter. They are all little Ectomorphs, and miniaturized versions of full grown adults.

But while all Achondroplastic and Hypochondroplastic dwarfs are just naturally Hyper-endomorphic, not all Hyper-endomorphic people are Achondroplastic or Hypochondroplastic, because with full grown adults who are Hyper-endomorphic, their heads are of a normal size in proportion to their height. Therefore, while all dwarfs with Achondroplasia or Hypochondroplasia are Hyper-endomorphic, being Hyper-endomorphic by itself does not mean you have Achondroplasia or Hypochondroplasia. It only means that you have a large body and shorter limbs becausethe head is still normally proportioned to your height.

Now I have seen a few guys who were not overweight, but still had a long torso and short legs. I once saw some guy in his 20s who was about 6 feet tall and somewhat slender with really short legs, but his arms were only somewhat shorter in proportion to his height. In my opinion, that looks kind of weird, but then, that is only my own opinion. To me, it looks more natural to see shorter arms and shorter legs attached to a nice plump round body, but to see short arms and really short legs attached to a long slender body, well, that just looks way out of proportion. But it is quite possible, that as he gets much older, in his 30s or 40s, he might become really obese. When you have a really long torso and really short legs and short arms, you already have the Hyper-endomorphic body proportions, even if you're not yet overweight, but with proportions like that, you are set up to become obese sooner or later.

A LONG TORSO WITH SHORT LEGS, AND WHY OBESE GUYS WITH REALLY SHORT LEGS SHOULD ABSOLUTELY NEVER ATTEMPT TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!

I once saw a really tall guy, about 6 feet 4 inches with a very long body and really short legs! He was not skinny or fat, rather, he was of average build. But to me, in my opinion, he looked really weird! He was young, probably in his late teens or early 20s. I predict, that as he gets older he will probably become obese, because I have noticed that super obese people with great big plump round bodies usually have really short fat legs. Their legs tend to be rather short in proportion to their height.

Now, it looks perfectly natural for an obese male with a great big plump round body to have really short legs, short fat little legs and short fat arms. But to see really short legs on a long slender body, well . . . . . . . that just looks too fucking weird!

In the picture below, we can see that this is one of those typical "Before And After" photos that we often see in so many commercials for diet and weight loss products.

Please click on the image above to see a much larger view

In my opinion, he looked much better when he was fat. Now, after losing a lot of weight, he looks more like an old rag that has been wrung out and hung up to dry! Forget it buddy! You should never have lost all the weight. You looked so much better when your were fat. Now you look more like one of those stupid wiener-dogs with the really long bodies and really short legs. When you were fat, you actually looked more human! Please! Take back the fat! OK???

SOME OBESE GUYS SHOULD NEVER ATTEMPT TO LOSE
ANY WEIGHT! ABSOLUTELY NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!

I believe that if you have a really long torso and really short legs and short arms, then you absolutely need to fatten up!

Of course, I have noticed that most obese people, especially obese males tend to have short legs in proportion to their height. I have a theory as to why people with really short legs tend to be more obese.

If you happen to be Hyper-endomorphic, having an extra long torso and really short legs, then you just naturally going to fatten up real easy. I longer torso or larger body means that you have a larger internal organs, a bigger stomach to hold more food, and longer intestinal length to absorb more nutriants and calories from the foods you eat, so your body is designed to take in more food.

Because you have shorter legs, then your legs have shorter muscles, and shorter limbs with shorter muscles burn fewer calories and at a slower rate when in motion, and if you have really short legs and short arms, then you can not move your limbs fast enough to use up all the calories you take in.

It's as if the Hyper-endomorphic body is deliberately designed by nature to fatten up, to take in more food and burn off less calories. The Hyper-endomorphic body is designed for a lifetime of continuous weight gain. Those of us who are Hyper-endomorphic, we are predestined to grow fatter and fatter for the rest of our lives. We are like the mighty oak trees. We don't stop growing. Yes, we stop growing in height when we become adults, but we continue to grow wider and heavier. We just keep on growing fatter and fatter.

That's because our great big round bodies are designed to take in more food and our short fat little arms and legs are designed to move about too slowly to burn calories. We are designed to store away calories, not to burn calories.

We are suppose to grow fatter and fatter!!!

AN EXAMPLE OF EXTREME HYPER-ENDOMORPHISM

I have also seen some extreme examples of Hyper-endomorphism. One day I was out with a friend of mine, and we went out to have lunch, and while he was driving me home, we went through a residential area, when we saw this short fat Hispanic guy who looked like he was in his late 40s or early 50s.

He could not have been more than 5 feet tall. He had a big round body and really short fat little baby legs! Normally a male who is 5 feet tall will have a torso length of approximately 21 inches and legs approximately 29 inches long, or if he is merely Endomorphic, his torso length and leg length would both be about 25 inches, both being equal. But since he was an extreme Hyper-endomorph, his fat little baby legs looked like they could not have been more than one third of his torso length or no more than 12 inches long, or about 17 inches shorter than they normally would have been for his height, so his torso length had to be about 17 inches longer than what would be expected for his height, or approximately 38 inches. Also, his fat little baby arms were so short he could not reach the waistband of his shorts.

He looked like the Extreme Hyper-endomorphic male as depicted in the next picture below.

As you can see, his fat little baby legs are only about one third of his torso length, and with his short fat little baby arms, he can't reach the waistband of his shorts.

Of course, when we saw this guy walking the streets, he was wearing a bright green T shirt and dark blue shorts as depicted in the next picture below.

Yes, I had actually seen a fat little Hyper-endomorph like the picture above.

Although his arms and legs have the same proportions to his body as those of an Achondroplastic or Hypochondroplastic dwarf, he dose not have Achondroplasia or Hypochondroplasia, because his head is still of a size normally proportioned to the height of an adult male. He just happened to be a short adult male only 5 feet tall.

As we watched him waddle along the sidewalk, he looked like he was struggling to walk, huffing and puffing, and beads of sweat breaking out on his plump round baby face, but he had a great big happy smile as though he didn't have a care in all the world! Although he wasn't immobile, which was quite obvious because he was out walking the streets, he did look rather helpless, but he also looked happy.

We both wondered, how he was able to put on his own clothes, or how he was able to wipe his own butt or bathe himself, because his arms were not long enough for his hands to reach the waistband of his shorts. He probably had somebody at home who took care of him, and tended to all of his personal needs, perhaps the reason for the happy expression on his face.

My friend said that he looked like an obese little leprechaun because of the bright green T-shirt he was wearing and his dark blue shorts, and of course, we both thought he looked really cute! Naturally! Yeah, he looked just like a cute obese little leprechaun!

It seems that I have been noticing more and more young guys who are taller than their female companions, and yet, their arms and legs are shorter. Something is happening to us guys. Obesity is on the increase all over the world, especially here in the USA. For many decades, the percentage of obesity among woman as always been much higher than it was among men, but then, during the 1980s, obesity has been increasing faster among men than among women, and now the percentage of obesity among men has finally become higher than among women.

Being Hyper-endomorphic does have it's advantages. Having shorter legs and a larger body gives a Hyper-endomorphic male a lower center of gravity so he can stand his ground more firmly on his feet. Among Ectomorphs and Mesomorphs, females have a lower center of gravity. Males tend to have more upper-body strength while females tend to have more lower-body strength. But males who are Hyper-endomorphic, because of our much shorter and thicker legs, we have a lower center of gravity and more lower-body strength, especially us hyper-endomorphic males who are somewhat more pear-shaped. It appears that we males who are Hyper-endomorphic have more in common with females than we do with other males who are either Ectomorphic or Mesomorphic.

I have also noticed, that we Hyper-endomorphic males and not as aggressive as other males. We tend to be more laid back and easy going, more gentle and docile. I guess when you have a big soft plump round body, really short chunky legs, and waddle like an obese little penguin when you walk, we would look kind of silly, if not ridiculous, trying to put on a tuff Macho act. Yes, some Hyper-endomorphic males can be incredibly strong, be even then, it is still our nature to be more gentle and nonaggressive. When you have a great big round body standing on short chunky legs then your size and weight alone can be intimidating to others around you, so we really have no need to be aggressive. We can be very peaceful and calm, as gentle and docile as fat little lambs, and yet, because of our size and heaviness on our feet as we walk, or waddle, we can still be intimidating without being aggressive.

I should know from personal experience, because at 400 pounds, when I step aboard a bus, or walk into a room full of people, I'm usually the largest person there out of 30 or 40 other people, and sometimes my presence can be very intimidating. But I'm gentle and harmless. I'm actually an obese sissy boy. I'm a straight guy, but I'm a sissified straight guy, and yet, people are often intimidated by my size, even people who are taller than I am are still intimidated. But I'm actually a rather timid person myself, and yet, I can still be the most dominant person in a crowd just because of my size.

I believe that the reason why there is so much prejudice against us fat people is because, deep down at some primeval or subconscious level, they are actually envious, and wish they were larger in size. We great big fat people are God's special creations. We are magnificent, monumental, and Majestic. Even the poorest among us, we are still Royalty! I like to think of fat as being Royal Flesh. In ages past, it was only Kings and Queens, Dukes and Duchesses, etc. etc. who where were able to become very fat! But now, even the poorest among us can become magnificently, monumentally, and Majestically Obese! Yes, we are truly giants! Even if you're only 4 feet tall, if you weigh at least 300 pounds, then you have earned the right, to call yourself, a giant!

I have noticed that there are a lot of young guys who actually wish they're were much bigger. Take for example some guys who are in street gangs. Notice how they like to wear big baggy pants or shorts halfway down on their hips, and a large over-sized shirt that goes way down below their hips, giving them the appearance of having larger bodies, and much shorter and thicker legs, what is known as the Hip Hop style. And if they happen to have round faces and shaved heads, then it makes the Hip Hop style look even more intimidating.

Well, for those of us who happen to be Hyper-endomorphic, we already have larger bodies, shorter and thicker legs, lower hips and a lower waist, so we don't have to wear our pants or shorts halfway down on our hips. We can wear our pants or shorts up around the waist above our hips, and we would still have that Hip Hop look. Those of use who are pear-shaped that is. Of course obese males who are apple-shaped can't keep their pants from falling halfway down on their butts, so they dress Hip Hop wether they want to or not.

But we pear-shaped obese males, we can still wear our pants up high around the waist above the hips and still have the Hip Hop look!

That is because we Hyper-endomorphic males already have Hip Hop bodies! Yeah, I guess since I'm Hyper-endomorphic then I also have a Hip Hop body!

Now, I think that is really cool!!!

DR WHILLIAM SHELDON'S SOMATO-TYPES
OR BODY TYPE AND TEMPERAMENT TYPES

William Sheldon (1898-1977) was an American psychologist who devoted his life to observing the variety of human bodies and temperaments. He taught and did research at a number of U.S. universities and is best known for his series of books on the human constitution. He was a keen observer of animals and birds as a child, and he turned this talent to good effect by becoming an avid people-watcher, and out of his observations he gradually elaborated his typology.

In the 1940s, Sheldon developed a theory that there are three basic body types, or somatotypes (based on the three tissue layers: endoderm, mesoderm, and ectoderm), each associated with personality characteristics, representing a correlation between physique and temperament.

Ectomorphy - focused on the nervous system and the brain (ectoderm) - the tendency towards slightness, corresponds to Cerebrotonia temperament artistic, sensitive, apprehensive, introvert.

Mesophorphy - focused on musculature and the circulatory system (mesoderm), has the tendency towards muscularity, corresponds to the Somatotonia temperament courageous, energetic, active, dynamic, assertive, aggressive, risk taker

Endomorphy - focused on the digestive system, particularly the stomach (endoderm); has the tendency toward plumpness, corresponds to Viscerotonia temperament tolerant, love of comfort and luxury, extravert.

Ectomorphic Body Type:

* thin
* flat chest
* delicate build
* young appearance
* tall
* lightly muscled
* stoop-shouldered
* large brain

Associated personality traits:

* self-conscious
* preference for privacy
* introverted
* inhibited
* socially anxious
* artistic
* mentally intense
* emotionally restrained

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Mesomorphic Body Type:

* hard, muscular body
* overly mature appearance
* rectangular shaped
* thick skin
* upright posture

Associated personality traits:

* adventurous
* desire for power and dominance
* courageous
* indifference to what others think or want
* assertive, bold
* zest for physical activity
* competitive
* love of risk and chance

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Endomorphic Body Type:

* soft body
* underdeveloped muscles
* round shaped
* over-developed digestive system

Associated personality traits:

* love of food
* tolerant
* evenness of emotions
* love of comfort
* sociable
* good humored
* relaxed
* need for affection

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Of course, much of Dr William Sheldon's theories have been called into question, but personally, I think that it might be valid, because I have noticed, from my own personal experience, that a lot of thin people or Ectomorphs that I have known tend to be nervous and high-strung and, while muscular and athletic people or Mesomorphs I have known tend to be demanding, and sometimes rude and arrogant bullies while most fat people I have known, Endomorphs tend to be more gentle and docile, not as aggressive and sometime even timid.

So, I guess that there must be something to Dr William Sheldon's theories on body types and personality traits, because I have seen so many perfect examples.

Personally, I think more research needs to be done on this.

I also have my own theories on body proportions and Hyper-endomorphism.

I have noticed that most people who's legs are short for their height tend to be overweight, as in my case for example: my having the torso length of 30 inches, the torso of a male being 7 ft 4 in tall, the legs only about 26 inches, the legs of a male only 4 ft 6 in tall.

As I had mentioned before, the shorter limbs of the hyper-endomorphic male has shorter and thicker bones, and shorter muscles, so that shorter limbs burn fewer calories and at a slower rate when in motion. A longer torso has larger internal organs, a larger stomach to hold more food, and longer intestinal length to absorb more nutrients and calories from the foods we eat, so it appears that the Hyper-endomorphic body type with a much longer torso and much shorter limbs, has been deliberately designed by nature for taking in more calories and burning them off at a much slower rate, resulting in a very easy weight gain. It's like nature intended for some of us to be fat.

I also have theory as to why Hyper-endomorphism occurs mostly in men, why more men are Hyper-endomorphic while most plump women are only Endomorphic.

I believe an evolutionary change is happening to the human species, causing more men to have larger bodies and shorter limbs so that in the future, more and more males, even when taller than their female companions, most of the males will have shorter arms and shorter legs than their female companions.

It will mean that in the future, all humans will be obese, but males will be more obese than the females. For ages it has been that women were more likely to be obese than men, but now, it's beginning to be the opposite way around. It will be the males who will become more obese than the females.

Since women in the future will have longer legs than the men, women will be able to walk faster while their taller male companions having much larger bodies and shorter legs will find it difficult to keep up with the female. In the future, only women will be able to walk and run while men will only be able to waddle about on their short fat legs.

Because of this, in the future, men will become the weaker sex. Men will become less aggressive, more passive and docile, while women will become stronger and be able to move faster than the men, even though both men and women will be obese, women will only be Endomorphic while men will be Hyper-endomorphic.

I believe that the reason for this turn-about is because nature has found a way to keep the human race from becoming extinct, because for thousands and thousands of years, men have been the aggressors, waging war, and ruining the planet, and women have all too often been the victims of male aggression. So, what better way to render men more passive and docile? Some evolutionary process is happening to enlarge the male bodies, and shorten their limbs, so that eventually, males won't be able run anymore, and will only be able to waddle about like big fat penguins when they walk.

It will mean, that in the future, that as more and more men become Hyper-endomorphic, men will be too soft and weak to want to wage war, and will have to depend more on their intelligence to solve the world's problems. It also means that if a man gets angry, he won't be able to do much in the way of aggression, and the women will be able to outrun him anyway.

In the future, men who are mean and aggressive will become a thing of the past. In the future, men will all become as gentle and docile as fat little lambs.

The next picture below depict a typical male and female couple in the future.

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As a result of future males becoming more and more hyper-endomorphic, having larger bodies and shorter arms and shorter legs, the future male will be unable to bathe himself, to wipe his own butt, and to put on his own clothes because his arms will be too short to even reach the waistband of his pants. He will have to depend more on his female companion to take care of him, to bathe him, and to put his clothes on for him.

The next picture below depicts both the hyper-endomorphic
apple-shaped and pear-shaped obese males in the future.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US MEN?

I have noticed over the years that young men are taller now, but their legs are shorter. Like, what's going on? What is happening to us males?

I'm 58 years old, and when I was in my 20's the average male was about 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighed 175 pounds while the average woman was 5 feet 4 inches tall and weighed about 140 pounds. Now the average male is about 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighs about 195 pounds and the average femals is 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighs about 160 pounds.

So, on average, we are getting taller and heavier, but weight has been increasing faster than height. When I was in my 20s, about 45% percent of the US population was overweight to some degree with maybe 10% percent being obese. Now, about 70% percent of the US population is overweight with almost 45% percent being obese.

For a long time, the obesity rate among woman was higher than among men. But all during the last half of the 20th Century, the obesity rates had been increasing among both males and females. In the 1980s the increase in the obesity rates in males had been catching up with the increase in obesity among females, and in the 1990s the rate of increase among both men and women was about equal. Then ever since the early 2000s the obesity rates among men started to increase faster than among women. As a result, the obesity rate among men is now higher than among women. Men are becoming more obese than women on average now and while men make up less than half of the total population of the USA, there are actually now, more obese males than obese females, and we males are becoming more obese than the females.

Also, even though males are getting taller, their legs are getting shorter. Here lately I have been seeing more and more male and female couples where the male is taller than his female companion, yet, his arms and legs are shorter than those of his female companion!

What's going on here?

As mentioned earlier before, normally the length of the legs is longer than the torso length, while in Endomorphs, the leg length and torso length are approximately equal, while in the Hyper-endomorphic males the legs are shorter than the torso length.

But I have also been noticing more and more younger men who are not overweight, yet their legs are shorter than the torso length. I have seen a lot of tall guys with a low waist and really short legs. It looks kind of weird. I'm sure these guys will eventually become more overweight or even obese as the get older.

And why is this only happening to men?

Why are obese males becoming Hyper-endomorphic while obese females remain only Endomorphic? Why are we seeing more and more obese Hyper-endomorphic males with larger bodies and shorter legs, and shorter arms?

The only time I have ever seen Hyper-endomorphism in females is in cases of Achondroplastic Dwarfism or Achondroplasia where the legs are shorter than the torso length, but in cases of Achondorplasia, the head is large in proportion to the height.

Notice in the photo below that her legs are shorter than her torso length.

Achrondroplastic Dwarfs are just naturally hyper-endomorphic. The next picture below depicts a perfect example of an obese Hyper-endomorphic female dwarf.

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Aw! Now I think she is really cute! She was only 34 inches tall, yet she weighed 309 pounds! Most children who are only 3 feet tall weigh about 40 to 50 pounds on average. So this sweet babe weighed as much as 6 children her height!

Hey! when you weigh at least 300 pounds, you have earned the right to call yourself a giant, even if you're only a dwarf that is less then 3 feet tall, if you weigh at least twice as much as an adult of average height, then you are a giant!

So, I consider myself a giant, even though I'm only 5 feet 6 inches tall, about 3 inches shorter than the average male at 5 feet 9 inches tall. Therefor I consider myself a giant because I weigh about 400 pounds!

And I'm Hyper-endomorphic because my legs are shorter than my torso length.

I have always been hyper-endomorphic because my legs have always been shorter than my torso length. When I was born, my mother said the my legs and arms were kind of short in proportion to the size of my round little body, so I was just naturally born hyper-endomorphic.

And now, we are beginning to see more and more males who, even if not yet overweight, their legs are shorter than their torso lengths, and when standing next to their female companions, even though taller than their female companions, their legs and arms are shorter, and the waistline and hips are lower than those of their female companions.

With each new generation, males will be taller, but their arms and legs will be shorter while their bodies will get bigger and more rounded out. If this trend continues into the future, males will have really huge round bodies and short fat baby legs and short fat arms.

Once again, notice the picture below.

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This is how young males and females might appear in the future toward the end of the 21st Century. Notice how helpless the male has become. His fat little baby arms are too short to reach the waistband of his shorts. He is unable to put on his own clothes and he is unable to bathe himself or even wipe is own butt. He is dependent on his female companion to dress him, to bathe him, and to wipe his butt for him. Notice how short his legs are. His legs are only about 1/3 of his torso length, even though he is much taller than his female companion, his legs and arms are much shorter. His female companion can walk much faster than he can run, assuming he could run at all, which is rather doubtful. Actually, he can't even walk, but can only waddle instead.

The obese female is also unable to wipe her own butt without having to use a pair of tongs as a toilet paper holder. At least, she can use a pair of tongs. But the male doesn't even have that option! That's because his arms are so short and his hips are so low that there are not even any tongs that are long enough for him to use as a toilet paper holder. So, his female companion must tend to his personal hygiene for him.

Again, notice the next picture below, depicting how both apple-shaped and pear-shaped future males will become more Hyper-endomorphic or even Super-hyper-endomorphic!

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If the trend continues, and I believe it will, then some time by the mid to late 22ed Century, the Super-hyper-endomorphic obese males, both apple-shaped and pear-shaped, will have even bigger bodies and even shorter limbs, and become even more helpless and dependent on their female companions who will continue to be merely Endomorphic, but will probably not become Hyper-endomorphic as males will surly become. The future males will have even larger bodies and shorter limbs with the legs being only 1/5 the torso length.

Why is this happening to us males? What evolutionary process is causing this?

I have a theory as to why this is happening.

For centuries, men have been the aggressors. I was men who made war, and it is men who are still making war with more and more destructive results. We now have nuclear weapons and biological weapons that could very well destroy all life on this planet. So, it appears that the evolutionary forces are acting to prevent the extinction of life. What better way, than to cause men to become too helpless to act out their aggression? Or if you don't believe in evolution, then you could say that God himself decided to intervene to counter male aggression in order to save humanity from destruction. Personally, I believe in evolution, but I also believe there's a God.

Anyway . . . . . . .

When men can no longer bathe themselves, nor put on their own clothes, nor even wipe their own butts, and having to depend on their female companions to bathe them, wipe their butts for them, and help them get their clothes on, then the women will rule the world and the men will serve as drones, donating sperm to women who will artificially inseminate themselves, because the men will be physically unable to engage in sexual intercourse.

Women will essentially rule the world. Yes, both men and women will go to schools to be well educated. Men will be able to do some jobs, like being teachers or office workers while women will be in politics and in construction work since men will be physically unable to work at construction, being much too large to move about very much.

But best of all, there will be no more wars, because even if some men still have an aggressive attitude, they will be physically incapable to act out on their aggressive feelings. A man will be unable to attack a women, because of his really short fat baby legs. A woman will not have to run away from him, but will be able to get away simply by walking, because women will have longer legs and will be able to walk much faster than the a man could ever run. But men won't be able to run anyway, but only waddle about on their short fat baby legs.

Also, if any guy who refuses to co-operate with his female companion, then she might refuse to help him get his clothes on, and just let him sit around at home in the nude, as naked as the day he was born, like a big fat baby boy. Then he would not be able to go out when he wanted to. Woman will virtually have men over the proverbial barrel.

Yes, I actually like what's happening to us men!

I like that we men are becoming more and more obese, that there is now more obese men than there are obese women. I like how each in successive future generation, men will have bigger bodies and shorter limbs and become more and more Super-hyper-endomorphic.

As I have said much earlier, I'm also Hyper-endomorphic, and I like it. It actually feels quit comfortable having a larger body and shorter limbs. It gives a guy a more relaxed and laid back kind of appearance.

Some might think that for my height, my torso is 7 inches too long and my legs are 6 inches too short, but I say, I'm not too anything. I'm built the way nature intended for me to be built. With my larger body and shorter limbs, I'm built like a Teddy Bear, so I'm going to be plump and round like a fat Teddy Bear.

I'm glad that I'm Hyper-endomorphic. The Hyper-endomorphic body is the most comfortable type of body to have.

I have seen the future and . . . . .

. . . . . it is fat.

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Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON!

SHOULD SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE MEN BE ALLOWED TO WEAR SPEEDOS ON THE BEACH? HOW ABOUT LOW HANGING PANTS ON THE CITY STREETS? YES! ABSOLUTELY YES!

2009-08-31T07:01:00.018-06:00

WHY I BELIEVE THAT ALL SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WEAR A SKIMPY SPEEDO ON THE BEACH AND WHY THEY SHOULD ALSO HAVE THE FREEDOM TO WEAR THEIR LOW HANGING PANTS ON THE CITY STREETS!

A morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic
male wearing a red speedo on the beach

A Morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic male
wearing his low hanging shorts on the streets

Recently, in flint Michigan, they have enacted a city ordinance against guys wearing low-hanging pants on the streets. I believe that this law in unfair because it actually discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males. If your belly hangs down over your belt and down over the front of your pants, and your love-handles hang down over your hips, then you can't help it if your pants slide about half-way down down on your butt exposing your butt-crack. You're not even able to pull your pants up, so your pants will just naturally keep sliding down on your butt. Should you get busted just simply because you are unable to keep your pant up? No, absolutely no!

This is from a web site at:

http://www.asdlabs.com/blog/2008/07/10/flint-mi-baggy-pants-law/

THE FLINT MICHIGAN BAGGY PANTS LAW

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Crazy new and UNCONSTITUTIONAL laws being enacted around the country are nothing new. In the age of using fear to control, any law can get passed by convincing the sheep of the world that it somehow threatens their perfect rainbow and unicorn filled safety. The newest trend of absurd laws being enacted in the US is to make it a crime to wear "saggy trousers". Following in the footsteps of a few "redneck towns", Flint, MI has also enacted such a law. You know because anyone wearing their jeans below their belly button must be drug smoking, gun toting criminals (it certainly has nothing to do with creating a "reason" to search otherwise innocent civilians)! To help you understand the law, that could result in up to A YEAR in jail or $500.00 fine, the Detroit Free Press created the sweet illustration above. They also provided a special concealed message for MI residents: "Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout."

Source: [Detroit Free Press]

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As I have stated earlier, this law discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, because they are unable to "properly" wear their pants up higher as most people do.

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Now some authorities might argue, that if you are unable to keep your pants from falling down due to massive upper-body apple-shaped obesity, and if you don't what to get busted for wearing low hanging britches, then you should make every effort to lose weight.

YEAH RIGHT!!!

There is no law against obesity or being a glutton. The law can't tell us how much we should weigh or how much to eat. We are still free to eat as much as we please, and to get as fat as we please, and if that means having your pants slide halfway down on your butt and exposing your butt-crack, then so be it!!!

There is a lot of societal hostility toward guys wearing low hanging pants, and some of it is bordering on being absolutely moronic.

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Again, this does not take into account apple-shaped males who are super morbidly obese, and who can't help it if their pants slide down low.

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Fortunately, some states have ruled that the low hanging pants law is unconstitutional, that the state has no right to dictate how we dress.

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Courts strike down saggy pants law in Florida; ACLU still
questions Flint enforcement

by Bryn Mickle | The Flint Journal

Wednesday September 17, 2008, 7:24 PM

FLINT, Michigan -- A southern smackdown of a ban on saggy pants in Florida has provided new ammunition for the fashion battle in Flint. Attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union of Michigan say a Florida judge's rebuke backs up their argument that Flint cops should stop looking for low-riding pants -- although the ruling has no direct impact on local law enforcement.

A judge in Palm Beach County on Monday called a saggy pants law unconstitutional after a 17-year-old spent the night in jail when police in Riviera Beach stopped him for riding a bike with about 5-inches of underwear exposed. "(The Florida ruling) highlights the incredible Constitutional difficulties with the police practice (in Flint)," said Kary L. Moss, executive director of the ACLU of Michigan.

Acting Flint Police Chief David R. Dicks could not be reached for comment by the Journal on Wednesday. But Dicks was quoted Wednesday on the Detroit Free Press Web site saying the his officers would make arrests "if the pants are at the knees and your underwear is exposed." The edict could eventually land the city in court if Dicks doesn't rescind the order, said the ACLU.

The ACLU has been at odds with Dicks since June when he announced that his officers would arrest people for wearing pants or shorts that exposed their rear ends, calling the fashion "immoral self-expression." The ACLU sent Dicks a letter asking him to stop targeting baggy pants as indecent exposure, but an ACLU attorney said the request was ignored. Flint ACLU attorney Gregory T. Gibbs said people have complained about the Flint policy but said information is still being gathered for a lawsuit.

"We're working on it," said Gibbs.

Dicks told the Free Press for Wednesday's story that his officers aren't patrolling the streets in search of baggy pants and aren't typically arresting first-time offenders. "We don't want to give kids a record or put them in jail because of their dress style or because they are being disorderly," Dicks told the Free Press.

Mark Fancher, an ACLU attorney in Detroit, said there is a big difference between the situations in Flint and Florida. Unlike the Florida case where voters passed a law against the fashion in March, Fancher said Dicks is trying to stretch a disorderly person ordinance to fit his purposes. "In Flint, we don't have a law (against saggy pants). We have a chief trying to create a law," said Fancher.

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Sagging Pants Law Unconstitutional

Final Call, News Report, Nisa Islam Muhammad, Posted: Oct 07, 2008

(FinalCall.com) - Palm Beach Circuit Judge Paul Moyle ruled Sept. 15 that a “sagging pants” ordinance in Riviera Beach, Fla., was unconstitutional after a 17-year-old was arrested and held overnight in jail. “We’re not talking about exposure of buttocks. No! We’re talking about someone who has on pants whose underwear are apparently visible to a police officer who then makes an arrest and the basis is he’s then held overnight, no bond,” said Judge Moyle. Supporters of an ordinance outlawing “sagging pants” gathered 5,000 signatures last March to put a proposed ban to a vote. It passed. “The ordinance was overwhelmingly passed by the citizens,” said Francis Muhammad, Nation of Islam student study group leader in nearby West Palm Beach. “That city is 80 percent Black and the people were just tired of seeing it. The elders and most of the homeowners were just tired of seeing it.” While many cities around the country are enacting ordinances and laws against the widely popular style of dress called “sagging” or “baggy pants,” Riviera Beach, Fla., had the distinction of being the first city to arrest someone for the offense and have the law ruled unconstitutional. With 11 arrests to date, eyes are on Riviera Beach to see what will happen next. Prior to the judge’s ruling, according to the law, anyone whose pants were so low that skin or underwear could be seen faced legal action. The first offense carried a $150 fine or community service. Repeat offenders could have been sentenced to as many as 60 days in jail.

Low slung pants a national nuisance?

In Flint, Mich., Chief of Police David Dicks had a similar negative sentiment about the low pants fashion statement. He announced in June that his officers would start arresting people wearing sagging pants that expose “skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms,” according to media reports. Asked if he was concerned about the Florida ruling, Chief Dicks told reporters that officers will keep making arrests, “if the pants are at the knees and your underwear is exposed. That is disorderly,” Chief Dicks said. “We’re not going to sit here and let that happen in Flint. Some people call it a fad,” Chief Dicks told the Detroit Free Press last summer while patrolling the streets of Flint. “But I believe it’s a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years.” Last summer, the chief said the crime was disorderly conduct or indecent exposure, misdemeanors punishable by 93 days to a year in jail and/or fines up to $500. Chief Dicks, 41, offered an interpretation of the laws: Pants pulled completely below the buttocks with underwear showing is disorderly conduct; saggy pants with skin of the buttocks showing is indecent exposure, and saggy pants, not completely below the buttocks with underwear exposed would merit a warning. Greg Gibbs, lawyer and chair of the ACLU Flint chapter, agreed with the Florida judge’s ruling. “You can’t arrest people because of their style of dress,” he said. “We are concerned that the enforcement of the chief’s memo may lead to some constitutional violations on a case-by-case basis due to the failure of his memo to define what constitutes indecent exposure,” he told reporters. Many also fear the policy could mean targeting of Black youth. “This is not a Black issue. This is an issue that’s all walks of life,” said Chief Dicks, who is Black. “Many people from different ethnic backgrounds and races are doing this fad.” Earlier this year the Department of Justice announced it had reached a settlement resolving allegations of racial discrimination against the owner of Kokoamos Island Bar, Grill and Yacht Club in Virginia Beach. Kokoamos at one point banned patrons who wore braids, twists, cornrows, or dreadlocks, excessively baggy pants and Timberland boots. After complaints of discrimination became public, local station WAVY-TV aired a news report in which two persons wearing the prohibited boots and loose-fitting pants tried to enter the club. One was Black and the other Caucasian. The Caucasian was allowed in, but not the Black patron. Several places have enacted baggy pants bans including localities in Georgia, Louisiana, New Jersey and Illinois. Penalties range from fines or warnings to jail time. Others communities are considering sagging pants bans. Bans have been rejected in Natchitoches, La.; Stratford, Conn.; and Pine Bluff, Ark.

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So, there we have it! The ban against wearing low hanging pants is actually unconstitutional. The law discriminated against young blacks who are into the "Hip Hop" look. They like to wear great big baggy pants way down low on their butts, and some like to wear over-sized shirts and they shave their heads. Now if they happen to be somewhat overweight with a round face, then the shaved head and the big baggy clothes makes them look larger and more intimidating.

Of course, many young people who are into the baggy pants and the "Hip Hop" look are not necessarily into street gangs. Some are, but not all. I have known many young people in their teens and 20s who just simply liked the style. Most are basically good kids, and it's just a silly fad like anything else.

So, not only dose the baggy low hanging pants ban discriminate against some minorities, but the low hanging pants ban also discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with great big massive upper-bodies, because they can't help it if their pants slide down on their butts and showing off their butt-cracks.

And so, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped greedy and happy glutton who loves to eat massive quantities of food and chug down great quantities of beer, then your belly is going to get bigger and more rounded out and hang down lower and lower over your belt and down over your thighs. Your love-handles are going to get wider and hang down over your hips, and you will eventually get a big roll of fat on your lower back that will protrude out much further than your butt.

When that happens, you won't be able to find shirts that are large enough to cover your bellybutton and your pants will slide halfway down on your ass exposing your butt-crack. It will be impossible for you to keep your pants up. Eventually your upper-body will become so huge and massive you won't be able to reach around over your love-handles to even put on your pants anymore. Someone else will have to pull your pants up for you. Also, you'll probably won't even be able to bathe yourself anymore and you will even be unable to wipe your own butt! This is exactly what every super supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male glutton hopes to achieve!!!

When you have achieved the ultimate perfectly apple-shaped super obese male body, then the odds are that you will have become an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease and you will probably have had a couple of heart attacks once you have achieved that absolutely perfect apple-shaped male body.

Then you can file a claim for disability and collect SSI checks from the Government, and you can also claim that the law against low hanging pants is a form of discrimination against people who are disabled.

Also, putting a super morbidly obese insulin dependent apple-shaped diabetic male in the slammer for violating any city ordinances against low hanging pants will only place his life in jeopardy, especially if he's diabetic and has heart disease. Therefore, if you are a super morbidly obese insulin dependent diabetic with heart disease, then you are disabled, and hence, you fall under the protection of the ADA, Americans with Disabilities Act. You can not be discriminated against, therefore, you would have to be exempt from the city ordinance against wearing low hanging pants, because as super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, it's physically impossible for you to keep your pants from sliding down on your ass in the first place and showing off your butt-crack.

What about wearing a speedo
on the beach or at the public
swimming pool?

There are some people out there who would even like to place a ban on obese males, or males over a certain age wearing speedos, skimpy swim shorts on the beach or at a public swimming pool. But again, that would be age discrimination and discrimination against people who are morbidly obese, and also, discrimination against the disabled, such as super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with diabetes and heart disease.

And so, to be fair then, either NOBODY is allowed to wear a speedo on the beach or at a public swimming pool, or else, EVERYBODY is allowed to wear a speedo regardless of age or weight or body shape.

OK, now we've been talking about apple-shapes obese males, but now, what about pear-shaped obese males?

APPLE-SHAPED AND PEAR-SHAPED
OBESE MEN ON THE BEACH

Now, I believe that we pear-shaped obese men should wear mostly sissy pants! I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself measuring only 56 inches around my chest, while I measure 64 inches around my waist and about 70 inches around my hips, and 36 inches around my thighs. When I sit down, my hips spread out to almost 80 inches around!

Those of us obese males who are more pear-shaped, we should be wearing big baggy shorts on the beach with wild patterns on them, and sissy pant underneath our regular street pants, but at home, we should just be sitting around the house wearing sissy pants, or pink ruffled under panties. Of course it's not legal to go out in the streets in under panties, but we pear-shaped guys should all wear great big baggy brightly colored sissy pants.

Now why is that? Well, being pear-shaped make us obese males look more effeminate because, like women, pear-shaped obese males also have broad round hips, a big fat ass, big thighs, and a huge lower-belly below the waist, the big groin area hanging down over the thighs, just like most super obese females.

So, being pear-shaped makes us obese males look more effeminate, and if we happen to be bald on top of out heads, then instead of looking effeminate, we look more infantile because of our bald heads and fat round baby-faces.

The next picture below depicts what we super morbidly obese pear-shaped males should be wearing on the beach.

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Every super morbidly obese pear-shaped male should wear shocking-pink or electric-pink shorts with chartreuse polka-dots or any bright colors with wild patterns on them, especially middle-ages bald-headed obese pear-shaped males.

Now, unlike obese apple-shaped males, we obese pear-shaped guys are able to wear our pants up high around the waist, so we don't have to worry about going around out in public and showing off our butt-cracks. Also since our upper-bodies are not as large as with apple-shaped guys, we can tuck in our shirts, and so we don't go around showing off our bellybuttons, unless we are on the beach and wearing no shirt. Of course, because of this, we pear-shaped guys don't have as much fun as apple-shaped obese males who go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks, damn it!!! True, we obese males who are pear-shaped live much longer than obese males who are apple-shaped, but we don't have as much fun. The only way we obese pear-shaped guys can enjoy our lives is to assume the more effeminate role in life, to be the more docile and submissive sissified obese little wimp!

The next picture below shows some examples of what we pear-shape obese male should be wearing on the beach and at home.

We pear-shaped obese males, we are all are sissified little wimps, especially us middle-aged bald-headed obese guys with plump round baby-faces, we are obese little wimps, and that is what makes us perfectly happy and contented.

Now as for wearing a speedo on the beach . . . well . . . I say that obese pear-shaped males are certainly welcome to try one on, because I believe that ALL obese males should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach. It makes no difference if you are an apple-shaped or a pear-shaped obese male, you should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach, and also, if you happen to be an apple-shaped obese male, then you should not be arrested for wearing low-hanging pants on the streets.

The next picture below depicts a super super morbidly obese pear-shaped male wearing a brightly colored speedo on the beach.

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In this case, when wearing a speedo, then even a pear-shaped obese male can go around on the beach showing off his butt-crack. But unfortunately, unlike apple-shaped obese males, we pear-shaped obese males, we will never know the pleasures of showing off our bellybuttons and butt-cracks on the public streets, because nobody is allowed to wear a speedo on the streets. A speedo can only be worn on the beach or at a public swimming pool. Only obese apple-shaped males can show off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks out on the streets because they just naturally do so, while merely wearing ordinary streets clothes like pants and shirts. But a pear-shaped obese male would have to wear a speedo in order to show off his butt-crack, and he can only do that while on the beach or at a public swimming pool.

The next picture below depicts a super super morbidly obese pear-shaped male wearing regular street cloths, a T shirt and short pants.

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Just like an obese pear-shape female (as most obese females tend to be) the obese pear-shaped male can wear his pants up around his waist so that his ass is covered, and he can tuck in his shirt to cover his belly, and so, the obese pear-shaped male doesn't go around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, Therefore, he doesn't have to worry about getting busted for indecent exposure from wearing low-hanging pants.

The next picture below depicts a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, also wearing the same style street clothes, a T shirt and short pants.

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Notice how his huge round belly hangs down over the front of his short pants and down to his knees, that his shorts are completely covered under his low hanging belly so that as seen from the front view, he looks as though he as no pants on at all. Also notice that his love-handles hang down over his hips, and that he has a great big roll of fat on his lower back protrudes out much further than his butt. As a result, his pants slide about half-way down on his butt, and he is unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover his belly, so he can't help it if he goes around out in public on the streets showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, therefore, he should not be arrested for indecent exposure, because he can't help himself. That is why any city ordinance against wearing low-hanging pants should be ruled as unconstitutional, because in the case of the apple-shaped obese male, showing off the bellybutton and the butt-crack is clearly unavoidable.

Now, being somewhat pear-shaped myself, I actually envy the super obese apple-shaped male, because only the apple-shape obese male knows the absolute pleasure of showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public. True, obese males who are apple-shaped do not live as long as us obese people who are pear-shaped. The apple-shaped obese male usually dies at a much younger age than us great big fat-ass pear-shaped obese males, but they have a lot more fun during their much shorter lives, so I still envy the apple-shaped obese male.

Now the next picture below depicts how a pear-shaped obese male would have to deliberately put on a shirt that is way too short for him, and how he would deliberately have to pull his pants down low on his hips if he wanted show off his bellybutton and butt-crack.

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What the apple-shaped obese male just naturally does quite unintentionally, which is, showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public, the pear-shaped obese male would have to do deliberately. The pear-shaped obese male would have to deliberately put on a T-shirt that is not large enough to completely cover his belly, and he would have to deliberately pull his pants down low on his broad hips to expose his butt if he wanted to go around out on the streets to publicly show off his bellybutton and butt-crack, as the apple-shaped morbidly obese male just does naturally.

But, the law would probably take a rather dim view of that. The pear-shaped obese male would far more likely get arrested for indecent exposure for showing off his butt-crack than the obese apple-shaped male, because the apple-shaped male is not able to keep his pants from sliding half-way down on his butt, so he can't help it, whereas the pear-shaped obese male is perfectly capable of wearing his pants up higher around his waist to cover his ass, therefore, the pear-shaped obese male might be considered to be without excuse.

That's probably how the law might view it. Yeah! That sucks!

But I say, that would still be unconstitutional, because if an obese apple-shaped male might be excused for wearing low-hanging pants and unintentionally exposing his butt-crack, then the obese pear-shaped male should also not be busted either, not even for deliberately pulling his pants down low to intentionally expose his butt-crack.

The next four pictures in series below is a cartoon adventure of Apple Boy And Pear Man while walking down town. both of them are going around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks when the encounter a police officer.

THE ADVENTURES OF APPLE BOY
AND PEAR MAN DOWN TOWN

The much older Pear Man is jealous and envious of his much younger friend, Apple Boy, because Apple boy goes around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack while Pear Man can wear his pants up much higher around his waist and has no problem tucking in his shirts.

Apple Boy is bald on top of his head while he is only 25 years old! He's an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic, and he already has had three heart attacks, while Pear Man is 62 years old, still has a full head of hair, and is still in good health, and yet, he is still jealous and envious of his much younger friend, Apple Boy, because Apple Boy has more fun.

So then, one day, Pear Man decides to put on a shirt that is too small for him, and deliberately pulls his pants down low on his hips, so that he too may show off his bellybutton and butt-crack, and then, he even shaves the top of his head so that he is bald just like his younger friend, Apple Boy, so that he may also have the fun of looking ridiculous out in public like his much younger friend, Apple boy!

And so, Apple Boy and Pear Man go out together walking down town, having fun, until they encounter a police officer walking his beat in the down town area. Thus begins their adventure.

In the first picture below, as our two heros are out walking around down town, they encounter a police officer walking his beat in the down town area. The cop then tells Apple Boy in the blue shirt to go home and get some pants on, or else, he else will get arrested for indecent exposure. But Apple Boy says that he is wearing some short pants, it's only that his shorts are not visible because his huge round belly hangs down to his knees and down over the front his shorts so that his shorts hidden under his low hanging belly. Pear Man then tells Apple Boy to turn and show the officer that he is wearing some shorts.

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In the second picture below, when Apple Boy turns around, the cops then sees that Apple Boy is in fact wearing shorts, so the cop then allows our pair of intrepid heros to be on their way. They're in a big hurry to get to the All You Can Eat Buffet across the street.

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In the third picture below, the cop allows our pair of intrepid heros to be on their way. But then, as they turn around to walk (or waddle) away, the cop then notices that Pear Man is wearing his shorts down way too low on his great big fat ass exposing his butt-crack for all the world to see! So the cop hollers out to the Pear Man in the green shirt to pull his shorts back up or else he will get busted for indecent exposure. But Apple Boy is also wearing his shorts down low on his ass, and also exposing his butt-crack as well, but for some reason, the cops hollers out only to Pear Man while ignoring Apple Boy.

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And finally, in the fourth picture below, Pear Man asks the police officer why only he must pull his shorts up and why the cop doesn't tell his partner, Apple Boy, to also pull his shorts up. The cop then points out to Pear Man that his friend can't help it if his shorts slides down on his butt because of his low hanging belly, but the cop says to Pear Man the he is perfectly capable of wearing his shorts up much higher, therefore, Pear Man has no excuse for wearing his shorts down too low.

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So, here's the situation . . . Apple Boy is allowed to wear his shorts down low on his butt, exposing his butt-crack, but Pear Man is not allowed to do the same. Pear Man must pull his shorts up just simply because he can, but Apple Boy is not told to pull his shorts up, simply because he can't.

But I believe this is unfair to Pear Man!!!

If Apple Boy is allowed to wear his shorts down low on his butt, and show off his butt-crack, then Pear Man must also be allowed to wear his shorts way down low on his great big fat ass! Pear Man must also be allowed to show off his butt-crack, even in public, as Apple Boy is allowed to publicly expose his butt-crack.

So, the police officer, as depicted in the above cartoon, he is discriminating against Pear Man, because Pear Man should be allowed the same freedom as Apple Boy. Either that, or nobody is allowed to wear low hanging pants out on the streets. But again, that would still be discrimination against morbidly obese Apple Boys with diabetes and heart disease. Apple-boy would be unable to get out of his home and go out to conduct business, such as shopping or eating in restaurants like everybody else.

Therefore, EVERYBODY should be allowed to go out into the streets wearing low-hanging pants, even if it means exposing their butt-cracks. As long as people don't expose their genitals, then merely exposing the butt-crack should not be classified as indecent exposure by the law, because super morbidly obese Apple Boys with diabetes and heart disease would be discriminated against, and then, the law would be in violation of the ADA, Americans with Disabilities Act. And so, morbidly obese Apple Boys should be allowed to go out into the streets wearing low-hanging pants, since it's impossible for them to pull their pants up, in which case, EVERYBODY should be allowed to wear low-hanging pant out in public.

We now return to the subject of wearing a speedo on the beach . . .

As I had mentioned previously, I believe that even the most super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male should be allowed to wear a speedo or even a thong on the beach, even if his huge round belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs, and even his speedo is completely hidden under his belly so that as seen from the front, he appears to have nothing on! Well, I don't care, he should still be allowed to wear a speedo!

Also, a super super super morbidly obese pear-shaped female should even be allowed to wear a skimpy bikini on the beach! We fat people should have the same civil rights as everybody else in the USA. It is wrong to discriminate against people regardless of race, age, sex, or even body-type, all forms of discrimination are wrong, even discrimination against us fat people, so let us fatties go out and wear speedos, sissy-pants, and bikinis on the beach, and all of us obese guys, either apple-shaped or pear-shape, was should also hit the city streets wearing shirts that are too short to cover our bellies, and wear our pants half-way down on our butts, and show off our bellybuttons and butt-cracks!

The next picture below depicts what I would truly love to see! The perfect pear-shape super obese female on the beach in a skimpy bikini!

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Here we have seen a good example the absolute perfect pear-shaped obese female! Her broad round hips and her great big butt are more than twice as wide as her shoulders. Her thighs, and even her lower legs are bigger around than her chest! Now, I have seen a few pear-shaped females who had thighs bigger around than the chest. But I have not yet seen a female who's lower legs were also bigger around then the chest. But if a pear-shaped female could gain enough weight to cause her lower legs to become bigger around than her chest, then she will have achieved ultimate perfection. The perfect female body!!!

Also, the perfect pear-shaped obese female has a big ass so huge that she is not able to reach around behind to wipe her own butt, so she must either use a toilet paper holder on a long stick, or else, have someone wipe her butt for her. Therefore, she should live like a queen and have servants who will wipe her butt for her and to bather her and to even help her to get her clothes on.

The same should hold true for all of us supper super morbidly obese fatties, whether we be male or female, apple-shaped or pear-shaped, we should all be treated like Royalty! Fat is actually, Royal Flesh!

The perfect apple-shaped obese male would have both the upper arms and the forearms being bigger around than his hips! Now, I have actually seen some obese apple-shaped guys who had arms that are bigger around than the legs, but I have not yet seen an apple-shaped obese male with his arms being bigger around than his hips. Since upper-body fat is far more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat, then any apple-shape male with arms bigger around than the legs has already developed Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease and has probably had a heart attack at some time during his life. So it is probably highly unlikely that some guy could gain enough weight on his upper-body until his arms were bigger around than his hips. And even if he could achieve that ultimate perfection of having both his upper arms and forearms bigger around than his hips, then he probably won't live more than a couple of years after he had achieved that ultimate apple-shaped obese male perfection. And so, the perfect apple-shaped obese male body is truly a body to die for!

Also, the perfect apple-shaped obese male, if his huge massive upper-body hangs down low enough, that is, if his belly hangs down lower than his knees, and if his love-handles hang down over his hips and down below his hips, and he has a great big roll of fat on his lower back protruding out further than his butt and hanging down over his butt, then just like the obese pear-shape female, the obese apple-shaped male will also be unable to wipe his own butt, or bathe himself or even put on his own clothes. In fact, it would be physically impossible for anyone to even put a pair of pants on him because it would be physically impossible for anyone to lift up the belly, love-handles, and the lower-back-fat up high enough to put his pants on for him, or to even wipe his butt for him or to bathe him, so unlike the super super morbidly obese pear-shaped female who can still wear pants or a bikini, the supper supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male will be unable to wear any pants at all, so he would just have to stay at home sitting around the house in the nude.

So, the perfect pear-shaped super morbidly obese female can still wear clothes, even though she might need help from other people getting them on, and to bathe her, and to wipe her great big butt for her.

But in the case of the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male, it would be impossible for anyone to put clothes on him, or to bathe him, or for anyone to wipe his butt for him, because his lower-body would be entirely concealed under his huge massive low hanging upper-body. He would have to go undressed, unwashed, and unwiped!

Therefore, the perfect pear-shaped obese female can still wear clothes and have her personal hygiene maintained by servants, while the perfect apple-shaped obese male would be unable to wear clothes and it will be impossible of other people to help him with his personal hygiene, so he would just fill the room with his strong musky male body odor. This is the price one must pay for apple-shaped obese male perfection!

The next picture below depicts a super super super obese pear-shaped male and female couple on the beach. Both the male and female are pear-shaped.

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Here is our cute middle-aged married couple, Mr and Mrs Pear on the beach. Mr Pear is 58 years old and his younger wife Mrs Pear is 53 years old. Despite their obesity, both are in good health, because obese people who are pear-shaped are much healthier and live much longer lives than obese people who are apple-shaped.

The next picture below depicts a super super super obese apple-shaped male and female couple on the beach. Both the male and female are apple-shaped.

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Here is our much younger married couple, Mr and Mrs Apple on the beach. In this picture, we see Mr Apple apple at the age of 25 about a month before he died from his third and final heart attack which took place about 3 months after his 25th birthday. His wife, Mrs Apple is 7 years older at the age of 32 and so far she has had one heart attack when she was 29 years old. Obese people who are apple-shaped do not live as long as obese people who are pear-shaped, because upper-body fat greatly increases the risk of having insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. Both Mr Apple and Mrs pear have Type 2 Diabetes and need to use insulin, and they both have been diagnosed with heart disease.

Of course, Mr and Mrs Apple were a perfectly happy couple living their lives of greedy gluttony going out every day together and hitting the All You Can Eat Buffets across town. They loved food and the loved being obese and growing fatter and fatter with each passing day.

Mr Apple got married to his wife when he was 18 and she was 25 and before they became too fat to have sexual intercourse they had two kids. It was a year after they were married they had a girl and a year later a boy. Then they become too fat to have sex anymore. When Mister apple died at the age of 25, their daughter was 6 years old and their son was 5 years old. Both kids became super obese. Their 6 year old daughter weighed 320 pounds and their 5 year old son weighed 380 pounds. Both kids were apple-shaped even at that young age. They had short fat little legs and fat little butts but their arms were fatter than their legs, and they had great big round bellies. The 6 year old daughter, her belly hung down to her knees, and the 5 year old son, his belly hung down below his knees. Both kids were just barely able to walk, and they could only walk about in their house, having to sit down to rest after taking only 10 to 20 steps. They were unable to run around to play outdoors like other children so they just sat around in the living room watching TV and playing video games, and eating all day long. Those two little kids got a good head start in their life of greedy gluttony and super super super morbid obesity, setting a new world's record for being the fattest children ever! But they were one happy family. One happy fat family! One happy super super super obese family!

But now, Mr Apple is no longer with us. He was only 20 years old when he had is first heart attack, 23 when he had is second heart attack, and 25 when he had is third and final hear attack from which he had died. So now, it's up to Mrs Apple to raise her two fat little kids.

Mr Apple did have a lot of fun during his short life. He and his wife, both being apple-shaped with their fat arms bigger around than their legs, low hanging bellies hanging down to their knees, love-handles hanging down over their hips, and great big rolls of fat on their lower-backs protruding further than their butts, they were both unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover their low hanging bellies, and they both went around out in public, walking the streets with their pants half-way down on their butts, having fun, showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks, and mooning the world around them.

As I have mentioned so many times before, being apple-shaped is far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped. Being apple-shaped greatly increases the risk of getting insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. But then, super super super morbidly obese people who are apple-shaped have a lot more fun during their short lives. The get to go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks.

Now, along with some cities enacting local city ordinances against wearing low-hanging pants on the streets, there are some so-called medical experts who advocate that plus-size clothing have warning labels on them.

Yeah! That's right! warning labels on extra large clothing warning about the health risks and dangers of being obese. This has been going on mostly in the UK which is well know for their Nanny State mentality.

here is an article from a web site at:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20935305-1702,00.html

MDs want obesity helplines on clothes

AAP December 15, 2006 09:47pm

LARGE-sized clothing should carry tags with an obesity helpline number, a British Medical Journal report has said.

The report, compiled by a group of public health professionals, has recommended the phone numbers be placed on tags on women's garments sized 16 and above, and on those with a waist measurement of more than 100 centimetres ( 39 inches) for men.

Clothes with waist measurements of more than 92cm (36 in) for boys and 79cm (31 in) for girls should also have the helpline number, the report has said. The report has warned that rising levels of obesity could bankrupt Britain's National Health Service (NHS) if left unchecked.

Obesity treatment accounts for 9 per cent of the NHS budget.

Other measures recommended by the report to combat the problem include banning the placement of sweets near shop checkouts and at children's eye level, taxing processed foods high in sugar or saturated fat and allowing new urban roads only if they include cycle lanes. "Medical practice must adapt to the current epidemic of obesity and nutrition-related diseases," the report has said."The profession must unite the forces of public health and acute services to generate sustainable changes in food and lifestyles: matters at the heart of our cultural identities."

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YEAH RIGHT!!!

Warning labels on extra large clothing? What next?

Again, if the law is to be fair to everybody, then they should also put warning labels on small size clothing as well, such as a size 4 or smaller like a size 2 or a size zero! And recently they even came out with a size -2, negative size numbers if you can believe that. These super small sizes in clothing should also have warning labels on them warning about the dangers of Anorexia, because so many teenagers have bee deliberately starving themselves to get down to the more fashionable smaller sizes.

The next picture below shows clothing, T-shirts and shorts, for the regular average sized male, the healthy obese pear-shaped male, and the unhealthy obese apple-shaped greedy diabetic male glutton with heart disease.

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OK, if they're going to put warning labels on large size clothing, then it should only be on super-sized shirts, because a pear-shaped obese male who wears smaller shirts and great big fat-ass pants is going to live much longer than an apple-shaped obese male who wears great big super-sized T shirts and little shorts. Face it Apple Boy! If you have so much fat on your huge massive upper-body that one of your shirt sleeves is bigger around than your shorts, then you're not long for this world! If your arms are bigger around than your hips, then you probably have only about six months to a year at the most to live before your heart finally gives out on you and then you'll finally go to that great All You Can Eat Buffet in the sky!

Now, here are some real-life photos of obese apple-shaped and pear-shaped men and women.

Photos of pear-shaped men. They do exist you know!

I like this one. Father and son out fishing on a nice sunny afternoon.

Another typical pear-shaped male.

And another typical pear-shaped male.

Sometimes obese pear-shaped males take on a more effeminate appearance.

This obese pear-shaped male has broad hips and big thighs like pear-shaped females have.

Here is another pear-shaped obese male with broad hips. If he were wearing a shirt and grew his hair long, then he could easily be mistaken for a fat woman. Now I think he looks really cool!!!

When ever you see obese people living to an old age, they tend to be more pear-shaped. Obese males who are apple-shaped usually do not live as long as pear-shaped males.

This photo looks familiar. I believe it was taken from one of those afternoon TV talkshows and the black dude is some famous weight loss "expert" and diet Guru. I think he should just mind his own damn business and leave us fatties alone!

This guy is not exactly pear-shaped, but he's not exactly apple-shaped either. He has both a large upper-body and a large lower-body so he is big all over. His fat is more evenly distributed throughout his body so he is somewhere between being apple-shape and pear-shaped, or what is called proportional.

I think we fat guys look really cool wearing kilts! To bad kilts are not popular here in the USA as they are in the UK. Pear-shaped fat men should all wear kilts.

Photos of pear-shaped women
with some extreme examples
of really huge thighs!

WOW! Nice legs Grandma! Actually, It's hard to guess her age. I would say she's in her 60s because of her gray hair, but her skin is so soft and smooth almost like baby skin. If it weren't for her gray hair I would say she's in her 30s. She looks ageless! Sometimes we fat people take on an other-worldly kind of appearance, like we exist outside of time, because sometimes it's hard to guess a fat person's age by appearance alone. I have seen fat people in their 70s and 80s who had an infantile appearance. We fat people sometimes look like beings from some alternate world or parallel universe.

A typical pear-shaped lady with really broad hips and a small upper-body.

This is one of my all time favorite photos from off the internet, and the one most often sent through the E-mails.

Who says that all obese pear-shaped people always wear their pants up high around the waist? Eh? This pear-shape obese lady is wearing her pants down low on her hips and butt as a lot of obese apple-shaped males usually do.

The female on the left is pear-shaped while the female in the middle is almost apple-shaped and the male on the right is almost pear-shaped.

Another typical pear-shaped female.

When obese people are pear-shaped, the lower belly below the waist is larger than the upper belly above the waist

This pear-shaped female has a most magnificent lower belly below the waist that hangs down to her knees, or perhaps a little bit lower. I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself and I hope someday that my lower belly below my waist grows as big as her's and hangs down as low. WOW! She is truly magnificent! I am envious!!!

Although most obese women tend to be more pear-shaped, sometimes one dose come across a few apple-shaped obese women.

Photos of some extreme examples
of apple-shaped obese males.

This great big obese apple boy has a huge massive upper-body, and it's quite obvious by his baggy loose fitting shorts that he has a small butt and narrow hips. He's probably at least twice as big around his belly as he is around his hips.

This is from an Internet Newsletter to which I have subscribed. Another extreme example of an apple-shaped obese male.

Another typical apple boy with a large massive upper-body and a small lower-body.

Another typical apple-shaped fat male.

An apple-shaped obese male on the beach with a big belly and a small flat butt.

A typical apple-shaped fat male showing off his bellybutton.

A couple of butt-crack photos.

A typical overweight apple-shaped male showing off his butt-crack.

This photo was taken at THE CANADIAN CLAY AND GLASS GALLERY. No! It is not really called THE CANADIAN LAY AN ASS GALLERY! But it is most appropriate considering the obese apple-shaped male sitting on a rock and showing off his butt-crack.

So, once again, we are back on the subject of wearing low-hanging pants.

Now then, as for the laws concerning the wearing of low-hanging pants on the city streets, or for wearing a speedo on the beach, for the perfect apple-shape super super morbidly obese male, well . . . . . the question is moot.

The following pictures below are some "SPEEDO LIMIT" cartoons from around the Internet concerning older men and/or fat men wearing a speedo on the beach. These are pictures that I have taken from the Internet, which I have enhanced.

Here are the originals AND my enhanced versions.

An original version

The next one below is taken from both the original version and my enhanced version

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Here are some more cartoon drawings concerning fat guys in speedos.

This one is the original version of the "SPEEDO LIMIT" cartoon.

This is my improved and enhanced version of the original.

The next four cartoons below are my own original creations.

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Actually, in the picture above, the life guard on the right is taken from another cartoon from the Internet, but the background and the great big fat boy on the left are my own original creations. I find fat people much easier to draw than thin people, because fat people have more nice smooth round curves while thin people have sharp angular features making them much harder to draw than fat people.

The next picture below is my own original creation.

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This is an example of a PERFECT APPLE-SHAPED OBESE MALE BODY! He has a huge massive upper-body supported on thin weak legs. His upper arms and even his forearms are bigger around than his hips and thighs! Also, he is only 17 years old, and yet, he is prematurely bald on top of his head. Ah! The perfect male body!

Although most guys would think that it sucks to go bald, I say that the best time to go bald is during your teen age years before you reach the age of 21 years. I have known some guys who went prematurely bald in their early 20s. For example: when I was going to a technical school up in Albuquerque New Mexico where I majored in Civil Drafting, I knew another student who was only 22 years old and he had the typical male pattern baldness. He was bald on top of his head with only a fringe of hair on the sides and the back. Of course, it didn't look good on him because he was skinny. A bald head looks cute on a fat guy with a nice plump round baby face, but on a thin guy it makes him look really old.

I also went bald at a relatively young age. When I was 19 years old, my hairline receded back about a half inch. At first I didn't think too much about it, but then when I was 20, I had a small bald spot on top of my head about the size of a quarter. I just combed my hair over to cover it, but a year later at the age of 21, my bald spot was 3 inches in diameter and my hair was thinning out on top of my head and my hairline was back about 2 inches. I was really bummed out about that, and it was getting harder to do a comb-over to cover it. by the time I was 27 years old, I was completely bald on top of my head with only a fringe of hair on the sides and the back. It really sucked, so I wore a cap to cover my bald head.

For most guys who go bald, it usually doesn't begin to happen until their late 30s or early to mid 40s, and sometimes male pattern baldness doesn't begin to happen until after the age of 50 or 60, but it can happen at a much younger age.

Now, if you're going to have premature male pattern baldness, the best time to get it is during your teen age years. I once knew a chubby 13 year old boy with blond hair that was thinning out on top of his head. It rarely happens at such a young age, but it can happen.

So, I say, if your an obese happy greedy glutton , then the best time to be completely bald on top of your head with just a fringe of hair on the sides and back is when you are about 16 or 17 years old!!!

Now, why do I say that?

Because the legal drinking age in most states here in the USA is 21, and when you have just reached the age of 21, then you can go into any liquor store or bar to buy beer. Of course, if you're young in your early 20s they will ask you to show them an ID card, like a drivers license, or something to prove that you're 21 years old.

But if you are bald on top of your head at the age of 16 or 17, then even with a fat round baby face, people will still think that you're older than 21, and when you go into a bar or liquor store, they won't ask you to show them some ID before you make your purchase. That way, you can get a good head start on growing your beer-belly when you are still just a teen age kid.

And so, premature male pattern baldness during the teen age years is the very best thing that can happen to a happy obese greedy glutton! Yeah, some people might think you're ugly or unattractive, but what the Hell, you can start guzzling beer while you're still just a kid and by the time you're in your early to mid 20s you will have a huge round beer belly that is much larger than what is usually possible at that age.

Now then . . . . . getting back to the subject of obese apple-shaped guys wearing a speedo on the beach . . . . .

In the next picture below, our obese hero of the beach is confronted by another person who warns him that if he doesn't put on a pair of shorts, the he'll be arrested for indecent exposure.

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But he only appears to be in the nude when you see him from the front, because his huge round belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs, so as seen from the front, he appears to have nothing on. But if you see him from behind, then you'll see that he is wearing a speedo. Yes, he is showing off his butt-crack, but he really can't help that.

In the next picture below, our obese hero finally gets his own backyard pool built so the he may enjoy a cool refreshing swim on a hot summer day.

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Since he is no longer allowed at the beach or a public swimming pool, he had no choice but to invest in his own backyard pool, and now, he invites his super obese friends to join him where they are free to wear speedos the slide halfway down on their butts. They are even allowed to swim in the nude.

I believe that super morbidly obese apple-shaped males can not and should not be arrested for indecent exposure, because if your belly hangs down over your thighs, it covers your male genitals, so indecent exposure is actually physically impossible, unless you define showing off the butt-crack as indecent exposure.

The next picture below is taken from the Internet.

He's just a kid only 12 years old, standing on the beach wearing a speedo and drinking a Coke. It's his 12th Coke (not diet) and he has eaten 20 hot dogs during a picnic so he's just a young greedy and happy glutton.

The next picture below depicts the result of his gluttony in a few years as he become a super morbidly obese apple-shaped young man in his teens.

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Due to a bad diet of mostly junk foods, he has gone prematurely bald on top of his head by the age of 17 years, so he can now drink a beer because his bald head make him look older than 21 which is the legal drinking age in most states, and his belly now hangs down over his speedo, and he has become diabetic. But he does not care because he's a happy greedy glutton!

Here are some animated graphics from around the Internet.

He's got nice chubby thighs that rub together when he dances. Hopefully, he will continue to gain weight and become more and more obese. I also sincerely hope that he will become more apple-shaped until his belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs almost down to his knees.

Here's a couple more animations that I had received in an E-mail a few years ago.

First I got the one on the left, then a year later I got the one on the right. It's really awesome to see a morbidly obese apple-shaped male dancing in a speedo, or better still, in a little thong! In the animation on the right, I like the way his love-handles are much wider than his hips and are beginning to hang down over his chubby little butt.

The next two animations below are my own creations using a GIF Animator that I downloaded from the Internet.

This obese male on is pear-shaped, so as he grows bigger and fatter, he needs to buy larger and larger shorts which cost more and more.

But this obese male, since he is apple-shaped, then, as he grows bigger and fatter on his upper-body, he doesn't gain much weight on his lower-body, so he continues to wear the same size shorts even as he grows more and more obese, thus he saves money in buying shorts or pants. But he has much higher medical expenses. You also notice how the apple-shaped obese male had an expanding waistline and a receding hairline as he gains weight, he loses his hair, then his shorts, and eventually his life. And so, in the future, when an an obese apple-shaped male passes on, his friends will say, "he dropped his pants" which will become the euphemism for saying that he just passed on.

Eventually, every apple-shaped obese male hopes to have so much upper-body fat hanging down so low that it will become physically impossible for him to put on a pair of pants anymore.

The next series of pictures below depict a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male diabetic glutton with heart disease gaining more and more fat on his upper-body until his entire upper-body eventually hangs down lower and lower over his lower-body, down over the knees, hips, and butt!

here's the first picture in the series.

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This guy is my hero! I admire him and I truly envy him! He is a morbidly obese apple-shaped greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease. But does he care? Like, HELL NO! He loves being morbidly obese and walking along the beach in his skimpy red speedo. He is only 17 years old and already he is bald on top of his head. He loves being bald because it makes him look older that 21, the legal drinking age in most states here in the USA, so because he looks older than 21, thanks to his bald head, when he can go into liquor store or any bar to purchase beer, they don't even bother to ask him to show an ID card to prove he's old enough to drink. being bald on top of your head during your teen age years is the very best thing that can happen to you, because looking older the 21 when you're only 17 allows you to get a really good head start on growing a huge round beer belly. I actually wish I had gone bald when I was only 17, but NO, I didn't go bald on top of my head until is was about 25 years old. So, I had to wait until I was 21 before I could legally purchase beer. That sucked!!!

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Here he is at the age of 18 and he's much fatter now. He has already had one heart attack about 3 months before his 18th birthday! But he did not let that stop him from pursuing his life of gluttony. Hid great big round belly now hangs down over the front of his skimpy red speedo completely covering it from view so that he looks like he is in the nude when seen from the front. He has a great big roll of fat on his lower back which is beginning to hang down over his butt, and his love-handles hang down over his hips as seen from behind. The only exercise He ever gets is walking along the beach and loves to walk along the beach or at a public swimming pool and showing off his huge massive upper-body. And, why not? I say, if you got it, then flaunt it!

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He is now 19 years old, and about 6 months after his 19th birthday, he had his second heart attack! But he still doesn't care because he is a lazy super super morbidly obese diabetic glutton who simply loves to eat and he still wants to grow fatter and fatter. His huge round belly now hangs down to his knees and it's now physically impossible for him to engage in sexual intercourse. He can't even get an erection anymore. But that is exactly what he likes! He love being much too morbidly obese to have sex. His love-handles now hang down lower than his hips and the great big roll of fat on his lower back hangs down over his butt. So, it's now physically impossible for him to put on pants anymore. Because of this, he can't go to the beach anymore because he can't even put on his speedo. So now, he just sits around the house in the nude, eating and sleeping and guzzling beer all day long and growing fatter and fatter with each passing day. But I still envy him, and I truly wish I could be just like him! WAY TO GO FAT BOY!!!

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Here is our morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic gluttonous hero at the age of 20 years. His huge round belly now hangs way down below the knees, his love-handles hang way down below his hips, and that great big roll of fat on his lower back now hangs way down below his butt. So now, because his massive upper-body hangs so far down over and below his lower-body, we can not see his hips and butt anymore.

Before he became this enormously obese, he had to have a soft flexible rubber tube slipped over his penis like a condom, and a proctologist had to insert another tube into his rectum . The tubes curry away the urine and solid waste products. But he has deep sweaty skin-folds so there is absolutely nothing that can be done about his strong heavy musky body odor.

The next picture below is an animation showing the hidden features underneath his huge massive low-hanging upper-body.

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The flashing dotted lines indicate the hidden features of his lower-body, his groin, his hips, and his butt. This shows how his huge massive upper-body hangs down over everything and the deep skin-folds which are probably moist and sweaty

When he had finally achieved this level of obesity he was 20 years old, and it was about a month after his 20th birthday when he had his third and final heart attack! But he died perfectly happy and contented. He died a true glutton's death, the way every super super super morbidly obese greedy glutton hopes to die.

Before he died at the age of 20, his huge round belly hung way down below his knees! His love-handles hung way down below his hips, down over his thighs to just below his knees, and that great big roll of fat he had on his lower back hung way down below his butt and down over the backs of his thighs and over the backs of his knees, and so, his butt and the back of his thighs were completely hidden under his lower-back-fat! Despite his diabetes and his heart disease and early death at the age of 20, I still envy him, and I still want very much to be just like him! I truly admire this super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton. He was truly a greedy greedy glutton and a lazy slob!

Now then, because his massive upper-body hung down so freakin' low over his lower-body, it completely hid his bare ass and his private male parts. And so, he had reasoned it out in his mind, that it would be OK for him to walk completely naked out in the city streets, because his private parts were so well hidden by all of his upper-body-fat hanging down so low.

One day, about a week before he died fron a massive heart attack, he had attempted to go out walking in public out into the city streets and he was imeadiately aressted for indecent exposure. But the judge however, had actually ruled in his favor! The judge delared, that because all that can be seen was his huge massive upper-body, then going out into the streets was no worse than being without a shirt on because his lower-body with it's private male parts was completely hidden from view as it normally would be while wearing pants, thus "indecent exposure" was physically impossible for him.

And so, he's allowed to go out into the strees without any clothes on. There is no law against going out in public without a shirt. There is a law against exposing the lower-body and it private parts, but his upper-body had hung down low enough to cover his lower-body, therefore, the judge ruled that it was, technically speaking, perfectly legal for him to go out in public without any clothes on.

Of course, you can't go into a resaturant or a supermarket or a lot of other public building without a shirt or any shoes on, but there is no law against walking the city streets bearfooted or without a shirt on, as long as the lower-body is not exposed, which in his particular case, it was physically impossible for him to expose his lower-body since his upper-body hung down so low and covered his lower-body so very well as it naturally would if he could have worn pants.

But, if he had wanted to eat in a restaurant or go into a supermarket, then he would have to at least put on a shirt and have someone put his shoes on for him. He could have gotten a pair of boots, and had someone attach some bluejeans-type of cuffs to them so that it would appear as if he was wearing pants underneath.

And of course, he could have put on a shirt. But there were no shirts that were large enough to completely cover his huge round low-hanging belly, and so naturally, his bellybutton would have been exposed. But then, there are no laws against showing off your bellybutton. We have all seen a lot of super morbidly obese apple-shaped males showing off their bellybuttons. No big deal!

The next picture below shows our hero, the apple-shaped super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic male glutton wearing a sleeveless tank-top shirt and a pair of boots with 8 inch blue jean cuffs attached to them. This what he wore during his last week before he died.

He was not actually wearing pants because it was physically impossible for him to put on any pants, so he was only wearing a pair of boots with blue jean cuffs attached to them so that it would only look like he was wearing pants. Also, his arms were so fat he could only wear sleeveless tank-top shirts, and of course, he couldn't get any shirts that are large enough to completely cover his huge low-hanging belly, and so, he went around out in public showing off his bellybutton. But there are no laws against exposing your bellybutton. And of course, all city ordinances against showing off your butt-crack in public should also be stricken from the law books.

And so, thanks to the boots with the blue jean cuffs attached and the shirt he wore, he was finally "street legal" and he was able to go out in public during the last week of his life before he died.

On the day he died, he was eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet. He had arrived at the buffet about 12:00 PM noon and sat there and ate until 6:00 PM, so that was about 6 hours of continous eating. Then he got up for the last time to get another tray of food, and on the way back, he started gasping for air and had sharp stabbing pains in his chest and arms. As he clutched at his chest, and while gasping for air he dropped his tray of food, and then, he collapsed and died from a massive heart attack!

The owner of the buffet estimated that he had eaten about 150 pounds of food and drank 12 pichers of dark beer. He was still sober because of his enormous size. Not even 12 pichers of dark beer were enough to get him drunk. To him, drinking beer was like drinking soda pop.

While he was eating at the buffet, because of his huge massive upper-body hanging down so low, he could not sit down on a chair with a backrest. Instead, he had to sit his butt down on a stool. He would spread his legs just wide enough apart so that someone could tilt the stool horizontally under him, then once under his massive body, the stool could then be turned upright where it was hidden under his low-hanging belly, low-hanging love-handles, and low-hanging back-fat. And when he stood up, the stool was lodged in place so that when we walked to get another tray of food, the stool being stuck in place went with him. And when he sat down, his belly, love-handles, and lower-back-fat made contact with the floor and nobody could see his feet or the stool he was sitting on.

As he would sit down again to resume eating, some teen age kids were sitting at a table not far from his, and they were constantly harassing him, saying things like "Oink! Oink! Oink! Lookit the great big fat piggy! Pig, pig, pig, SUUUUUEEEEE! SUUUUEEE! Pig, pig, pig, SUUUUUEEEEE! SUUUUEEEEE! Hey Piggy! How much beer can the belly hold?" and while they were teasing him, it did not bother him in the least. He just smiled and laughed back at them. He actually enjoyed their rude and sarcastic comments.

And then, when he was having his heart attack, the teen age kids continued with their rude comments saying more stuff like "What's the matter Piggy? You've been hungry for food, now your gasping, hungry for air! Aw! Poor Piggy is gonna die! That's what you geet for eating too much! Serves you right, Piggy, Piggy Piggy!" and as he died, his knees buckled under him and he died in an almost standing position, his belly, love-handles, and lower-back-fat making contact with the floor and his feet were hidden. He looked like he had no legs. He had died like a true super morbidly obese apple-shaped male and greedy diabetic glutton as all happy gluttons hope to someday die. And that is from a massive heart attack while making a big fat greedy pig of himself at an All You Can Eat Buffet.

A super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease is only happy when eating as much as he pleases, just sitting around the house in the nude, watching TV, guzzling beer all day long, eating and sleeping. A true lazy obese greedy glutton likes to spend about 8 hours each day, constantly eating, and then sleeping for 16 hours, waking up in the middle of the night to have another big meal, then going back to sleep again. Greedy obese gluttons hate to exercise, and they don't even care to have sex because it sounds too much like strenuous exercise. A greedy glutton love having a huge round belly that hangs down over his penis and down below his knees. A true glutton actually hates having sex and is very happy that he can't have sex. He would much rather eat and sleep instead.

Also, a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic male glutton with heart disease actually loves the way his groin hangs down over his penis, the way his enormous round belly hangs down over his groin and way down below his knees, the way his love-handles hang way down below his hips, and the way that great big roll of fat on his lower back hangs way down below his butt. He actually loves shaving those deep sweaty skin-folds under his huge massive upper-body, and thoroughly enjoys how his heavy strong musky body odor just fills an entire room, with his enormous size and heavy strong body odor making him the most dominant person in a room full of people.

The next picture below is another example of the perfect apple-shaped obese male male greedy diabetic glutton.

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You know you are an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease if you are 17 years old and still wear the same size shorts that you wore when you were only 12 years old and only weighing only 100 pounds, but your shirts are much larger now and even a SIZE 12 XL shirt will not completely cover your huge round belly because of your super super super huge and massive upper-body.

And now, I shall end this article here and I would like to introduce you all to . . .

THE BIG FAT BAD APPLE BOYS!

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