tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50069067638307515322024-03-12T22:01:16.652-06:00THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOGThis blog is all about the more pleasurable and erotic aspects of super massive obesity as depicted in my artwork, and this blog is also dedicated to absolute freedom from the guilt-trip that society likes to lay on us for being fat or for how much we love to eat. Here we celebrate our obesity and our gluttony! We are un-apologetically obese! A word of warning! This blog is politically incorrect!Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-88674198841263144092013-01-16T23:46:00.000-07:002013-01-18T12:19:58.870-07:00Newly Discovered Species Of Extinct Lizard Named After President Obama In His Honor!<div style="text-align: justify;">
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Here is an article from a Science newsletter that I get in my E-mail subscriptions.</div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">The asteroid collision widely thought to have killed the dinosaurs also led to extreme devastation among snake and lizard species, according to new research - including the extinction of a newly identified lizard species Yale and Harvard scientists have named Obamadon gracilis. "The asteroid event is typically thought of as affecting the dinosaurs primarily," said Nicholas R. Longrich, a postdoctoral associate with Yale's Department of Geology and Geophysics and lead author of the study.</span></div>
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<i>"But it basically cut this broad swath across the entire ecosystem, taking out everything. Snakes and lizards were hit extremely hard."</i> The study was scheduled for online publication in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.<br />
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Earlier studies have suggested that some snake and lizard species (as well as many mammals, birds, insects and plants) became extinct after the asteroid struck the earth 65.5 million years ago, on the edge of the Yucatan Peninsula.<br />
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But the new research argues that the collision's consequences were far more serious for snakes and lizards than previously understood.<br />
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As many as 83 percent of all snake and lizard species died off, the researchers said - and the bigger the creature, the more likely it was to become extinct, with no species larger than one pound surviving.<br />
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The results are based on a detailed examination of previously collected snake and lizard fossils covering a territory in western North America stretching from New Mexico in the southwestern United States to Alberta, Canada. The authors examined 21 previously known species and also identified nine new lizards and snakes.<br />
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They found that a remarkable range of reptile species lived in the last days of the dinosaurs. Some were tiny lizards. One snake was the size of a boa constrictor, large enough to take the eggs and young of many dinosaur species.<br />
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Iguana-like plant-eating lizards inhabited the southwest, while carnivorous lizards hunted through the swamps and flood plains of what is now Montana, some of them up to six feet long.<br />
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<i>"Lizards and snakes rivaled the dinosaurs in terms of diversity, making it just as much an 'Age of Lizards' as an 'Age of Dinosaurs,'"</i> Longrich said.<br />
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The scientists then conducted a detailed analysis of the relationships of these reptiles, showing that many represented archaic lizard and snake families that disappeared at the end of the Cretaceous, following the asteroid strike.<br />
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One of the most diverse lizard branches wiped out was the Polyglyphanodontia. This broad category of lizards included up to 40 percent of all lizards then living in North America, according to the researchers. In reassessing previously collected fossils, they came across an unnamed species and called it Obamadon gracilis. In Latin, odon means <i>"tooth"</i> and gracilis means <i>"slender."</i><br />
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<i>"It is a small polyglyphanodontian distinguished by tall, slender teeth with large central cusps separated from small accessory cusps by lingual grooves,"</i> the researchers write of Obamadon, which is known primarily from the jaw bones of two specimens. Longrich said the creature likely measured less than one foot long and probably ate insects.<br />
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He said no one should impute any political significance to the decision to name the extinct lizard after the recently re-elected U.S. president: <i>"We're just having fun with taxonomy."</i><br />
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The mass (but not total) extinction of snakes and lizards paved the way for the evolution and diversification of the survivors by eliminating competitors, the researchers said. There are about 9,000 species of lizard and snake alive today.<br />
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<i>"They didn't win because they were better adapted, they basically won by default, because all their competitors were eliminated,"</i> Longrich said.<br />
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Co-author Bhart-Anjan S. Bhullar, a doctoral student in organismic and evolutionary biology at Harvard University, said <i>"One of the most important innovations in this work is that we were able to precisely reconstruct the relationships of extinct reptiles from very fragmentary jaw material."</i><br />
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This had tacitly been thought impossible for creatures other than mammals. Our study then becomes the pilot for a wave of inquiry using neglected fossils and underscores the importance of museums like the Yale Peabody as archives of primary data on evolution - data that yield richer insights with each new era of scientific investigation.<br />
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Jacques A. Gauthier, professor of geology and geophysics at Yale and curator of vertebrate paleontology and vertebrate zoology, is also an author. The paper is titled "Mass Extinction of Lizards and Snakes at the Cretaceous Paleogene Boundary." The National Science Foundation and the Yale Institute for Biospheric Studies supported the research.<br />
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WOW! I think this is really cool!!!<br />
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Of course, this is not to imply an intentional naming of an extinct species of a small lizard after our President.<br />
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Taxonomy is merely a method of arranging things by groups or sets or sub-sets, etc. etc.<br />
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Taxonomy (from ancient Greek <i>taxis</i>, arrangement, and <i>nomia</i>, method) is the academic discipline of defining groups of biological organisms on the basis of shared characteristics and giving names to those groups. Each group is given a rank and groups of a given rank can be aggregated to form a super group of higher rank and thus create a hierarchical classification. The groups created through this process are referred to as taxa (singular taxon). An example of a modern classification is the one published in 2009 by the Angiosperm Phylogeny Group for all living flowering plant families (the APG III system).<br />
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So, Taxonomy is a way of classifying plant and animal species, and some species might be named after the region where they were discovered, or by the people who discovered them, or just simply named after famous people.<br />
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In Astronomy, for example: comets and asteroids are usually named after the person who first discovers them.<br />
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Well, I believe that Obama would feel honored to have a newly discovered extinct species of reptile named after him.<br />
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Toothy prehistoric lizard </b></span></span><br />
<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>named Obamadon<span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span>after </b></span></span><br />
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Posted: December 13, 2012 <b>in agathidium bushi, agathidium cheneyi, agathidium rumsfeldi, Al Gore, Beyonce, Bill Clinton, Bob Marley, Cretaceous peri, Dick Cheney, Dinosaur, Donald Rumsfeld, freshwater perch, George Bush, ground sloth, Harvard University, Hugh Hefner, Jimmy Carter, Leptochamops denticulatus, marsh rabbit, Megalonyxx jeffersonii, Montana, Nature, New Species, Nick Longrich, Obama, Obamadon, Obamadon gracilis, paleontologist, Playboy magazine, prehistoric lizard, Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, Science, slime-mold beetles, Theodore Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Yale University</b></div>
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Researchers have named a newly discovered, prehistoric lizard <i>“Obamadon gracilis”</i> in honor of the 44th president’s toothy grin.<br />
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The small, insect-eating lizard was first discovered in eastern Montana in 1974, but a recent re-examination showed the fossil had been wrongly classified as a <i>Leptochamops denticulatus</i> and was in fact a new species, researchers told Reuters on Tuesday.<br />
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In naming the new species, scientists from Yale and Harvard universities combined the Latin <i>“Obamadon”</i> for <i>“Obama’s teeth”</i> and <i>“gracilis,”</i> which means slender.<br />
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<i>“The lizard has these very tall, straight teeth and Obama has these tall, straight incisors and a great smile,”</i> said Nick Longrich, a paleontologist at the school in New Haven, Connecticut.<br />
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It was believed to have lived during the Cretaceous period, which began 145.5 million years ago. Along with many dinosaurs from that era, the lizard died out about 65 million years ago when a giant asteroid struck earth, scientists say.<br />
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Longrich said he waited until after the recent U.S. election to name the lizard.<br />
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<i>“It would look like we were kicking him when he’s down if he lost and we named this extinct lizard after him,”</i> he said in an interview.<br />
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<i>“Romneydon”</i> was never under consideration and <i>“Clintondon”</i> didn’t sound good, said Longrich, who supported Hillary Clinton’s failed run against Obama in the 2008 Democratic primary.<br />
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Obama is not the first politician whose name has been used to help classify organisms. <i>Megalonyxx jeffersonii</i>, an extinct species of plant-eating ground sloth, was named in honor of President Thomas Jefferson, an amateur paleontologist who studied the mammal.<br />
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Earlier this year, researchers announced they had named five newly identified species of freshwater perch after Obama, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Theodore Roosevelt.<br />
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In 2005, entomologists named three species of North American slime-mold beetles <i>agathidium bushi</i>, <i>agathidium cheneyi</i> and <i>agathidium rumsfeldi</i> in honor of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld – the U.S. president, vice president and secretary of defense at the time.<br />
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Other celebrity names also have been used to name new species. A small Caribbean crustacean has been named after reggae icon Bob Marley, an Australian horsefly has been named in honor of hip-hop star Beyonce, and an endangered species of marsh rabbit has been named after Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner.</div>
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Now, if Romney had won this 2012 election, and if a newly discovered species of extinct reptile were named after him, <i>Romneydon gracilis</i>, or something like that, I'm sure he would be deeply offended.<br />
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Like, how dare they! How dare they name named an extinct reptile after me, and then, say that it became extinct 65 million years ago when the Bible says the earth is only 6000 years old!<br />
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YEAH RIGHT!!!<br />
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And then, he would have the scientists arrested, and cut all government funding for science!<br />
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Yeah! Uh huh! Fuck Romney!<br />
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Or perhaps he would be jealous because nothing was named after him. Hell, even President Bush has something named after him, but it's a species of slime mold beetle!<br />
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But sorry, Mitt Romney! You're actually worse than Bush ever thought of being, so you don't get shit name after you, except shit, you know, as in taking a shit, or taking a dump!<br />
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I would call it taking a Romney!<br />
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Not only that, but after that retarded little escapade during the Republican National Convention when Clint Eastwood was talking to an empty chair on stage, and pretending it was Obama, from now on, when ever I have to use the bathroom, I shall call it, sitting on the Romney!<br />
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There, Romney you fuck-tard!<br />
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I named a toilet after you!<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>THE FINAL VOTE TALLY HAS COME IN AND THE BIG BAD <span style="color: blue;">OBAMA</span> MAN WON W</b><span style="font-size: large;"><b>ITH <span style="color: blue;">33</span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">2</span> ELE<span style="font-size: large;">CTORAL VOTES WHILE PISS-POOR LITTLE <span style="color: red;">ROMNEY</span> LOST WITH ONLY <span style="color: red;">206</span> ELECTORAL VOTES!!! AW! POOR BABY!!!</span></span></b> </span></span></div>
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I was at my local Democratic Headquarters watching the election on Tuesday, November 6,2012 when the President re-elect Barack Obama won the 2012 election against Presidential candidate, good ol' Nit-wit shit-for-brains Mitt Romney!</div>
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Obama was the first to get 272 electoral votes, which was 2 more than the 270 electoral votes needed to win. Of course, it would be a few more days before all the votes were finally counted. We didn't know if we were going to win Florida yet. That one was still up in the air. Of course, even without Florida, Obama would have still won anyway.</div>
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But after the final vote counts came in, we won Florida!</div>
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For the past couple of months, I had been hanging out at my local Democratic Headquarters on Tuesdays and Thursdays, doing unpaid volunteer work, making phone calls to people in Florida, because it was one of those critical swing states. In the election polls, it had been a toss-up.</div>
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But now, the only tossing up was done by Romney when he lost the election!</div>
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Yeah! He was tossing up, and crapping in his diapers! Poor baby!</div>
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As you can see, Florida turned<b> <span style="color: blue;">blue</span></b><span style="background-color: blue;"></span> on the map. So, we have 25 states that are a nice pretty <span style="color: blue;"><b>Obama Blue</b></span> and 25 states are are<span style="color: red;"><b> Retard Romney Red</b></span> on the map!</div>
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Yeah! Clint Eastwood, you fucking retard! You really started something, when during the RNC Republican National Convention in Tampa Florida back in August 31,2012 when you got up there on the stage, talking to an empty chair, and pretending it was Obama!</div>
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Well, if Barack Obama is a chair, then . . . . . Mitt Romney is a toilet! OK?</div>
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When Barack Obama won in is re-election as President, he really mopped up the floor with poor pathetic little piss-pants Mitt Romney!</div>
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Yeah! We really rattled his tea-cups, and then . . . . .</div>
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. . . . . we sent Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan back home on the short-bus to get their diapers changed, and back to Kindergarten! </div>
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Aw! Poor babies! The Big Bad Obama Man beat the ever-living crap outta you in the election, and he broke all your tea-cups! Sorry! But your little Mad Hatter's Tea Party is over! Yeah, we sent you back down the rabbit hole, and then we broke your magic looking glass, and smashed your tea cups!</div>
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Yes, I'm beginning to feel a little bit more optimistic now about the future of America. When the Democrats won the election, and defeated the Republicans, America just grew up a little more.</div>
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Listen up Republicans! Listen good and listen tight!!! </div>
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Ohio really did go to President Obama, he really did win! <br />
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He really was born in Hawaii, and he really is, legitimately, president of the United States again!<br />
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And The Bureau of Labor Statistics did not make up a fake unemployment rate last month! <br />
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And the Congressional Research Service really can find no evidence that cutting taxes on rich people grows the economy! <br />
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And the polls were not skewed to over-sample Democrats! <br />
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And Nate Silver was not making up fake projections about the election to make conservatives feel bad! <br />
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Nate Silver was doing math!<br />
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And climate change is real! <br />
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And rape really does cause pregnancy sometimes! <br />
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And evolution is a thing! <br />
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And Benghazi was an attack on us, it was not a scandal by us!<br />
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And nobody is taking away anyone's guns! <br />
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And taxes have not gone up! <br />
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And the deficit is dropping, actually! <br />
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And Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction! <br />
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And the moon landing was real! <br />
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And FEMA is not building concentration camps! <br />
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And UN election observers are not taking over Texas! <br />
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moderate reforms of the regulations on the insurance industry and the
financial services industry in this country are not the same thing as
communism!<br />
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Yeah! The Republicans got schooled!<br />
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The earth really is 4.5 billion years old, and the universe really is about 14 billions years old, and not a mere 6,000 years!<br />
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really was NO Genesis flood, and there was NO Noah, and even if there
was, he did not have dinosaurs on the ark, and there was no ark! It
really is just a fairy tale!<br />
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And evolution really is a fact!</div>
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I'm so very happy the Obama won in this crazy 2012 election.</div>
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I just want to shout out and cheer fore the Big Obama Man!!! </div>
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<i>RAH! RAH! RAH!<br />OBAMA! OBAMA!<br />RAH! RAH RAH!<br /><br />OBAMA! OBAMA! HE'S OUR MAN!<br />ROMNEY DIED IN AN OYSTER CAN!<br />THE OYSTER STUNK<br />AND HE GOT DRUNK!<br />DOWN WITH ROMNEY<br />THE DIRTY SKUNK!<br /><br />RAH! RAH! RAH!<br />SOCK 'EM IN THE JAW!<br />RAH! RAH! RAH!<br />ROMNEY TOOK A FALL!<br /><br />OBAMA! OBAMA!<br />HE'S OUR MAN!<br />IF HE CAN'T DO IT</i></div>
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I would like to have had a blue mini-skirt to wear, and a couple of blue pom poms to wave while cheering for the Big Obama Man when he won his re-election for President.</div>
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OK, Mr. President!</div>
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Now get back out there and do some more Presidenting!</div>
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Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-926152209018813722012-11-08T00:19:00.000-07:002012-11-08T00:21:45.030-07:00OBAMA WINS THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!<br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">YEA OBAMA<span style="font-size: large;">! HE'S DA MAN!!! MITT ROMN<span style="font-size: large;">EY IS JUST <span style="font-size: large;">A MORONIC RETARDED LITTLE BOY IN SHITTY DIAPERS! GO HOME ROMNEY YA FUCK<span style="font-size: large;">IN<span style="font-size: large;">' RETARD! STAND BACK ROMNEY AND LET OBAMA<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">,</span> A REAL MAN, SHOW YA HOW IT'S DONE!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></b><br />
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OK, this is not going to be a really long article. That's because I'm really tired, and emotionally exhausted. This has been the craziest election year I have ever seen in my entire life!</div>
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This past year, I have been mentally and emotionally stressed out. In addition to this being the craziest election year, it has also been the most frightening! Yeah, these right-wing religious extremists in the Republican party really scare the ever-livin' bee-jeebers outts me!</div>
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But, now I'm so happy that I can laugh and cry at the same time. I'm a merry as a school boy! I'm as giddy as a drunken man!</div>
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Here's to you Obama!</div>
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Yeah! I think Obama is the cutest President we have ever had! If I were to meet Obama in person, instead of shaking his hand, I would want to give him a hug myself, and even a little kiss on the cheek. And I'm not even gay! I'm straight, but I'm just very emotional and passionate. That's just the way I am.</div>
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I'm just so glad that Nit-wit shit-for-brains Mitt Romney did not win this 2012 Presidential election. That would have been and absolute disaster for America!</div>
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Yea! Obama! He's da man!!! </div>
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Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-19741250096106198442012-11-03T02:10:00.000-06:002012-11-03T02:10:05.881-06:00THIS 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY THE MAKERS OF HOT POCKETS!<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">NORMALLY I DON'<span style="font-size: large;">T POST COMMERCIAL MESSAGES, BUT SINCE THIS WEB BLOG IS DEDICATED TO GLUTTONY AND FOOD, I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION IN THIS CASE.</span></span></b></div>
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<i><b>SO, IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A LIAR LIAR WITH YOUR PANTS ON </b></i></div>
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Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-23543922965550340472012-10-28T01:57:00.000-06:002012-10-28T02:34:49.898-06:00THE THIRD AND FINAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF OCTOBER 22,2012 - WOW! BATTLESHIPS AND HORSES AND BAYONETS!<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>MITT ROMNEY POLITICALLY DROP<span style="font-size: large;">PED</span> HIS PANTS AS PRESIDENT BARAC<span style="font-size: large;">K OBAMA EXPOSED HIM AS<span style="font-size: large;"> A MORONIC FOOL AND AN ABSOLUTE TOOL<span style="font-size: large;"> TO BOOT!!!</span></span></span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;">OK, Democratic </span><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;">President Barack Obam<span style="font-size: small;">a didn't do very well in his first Presidential debate with Republican <span style="font-size: small;">Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, back in </span>Tuesday, Octo<span style="font-size: small;">be<span style="font-size: small;">r</span> 3,2012. The one fault I see in Obama, is that he is just too much of a gentleman and he needed to be more aggressive.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">The only reason why Nit-wit Mitt Romney won in the first <span style="font-size: small;">Presidential debate, is because he's a smooth talking liar, and a really good liar can <span style="font-size: small;">often sound very convincing.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">I believe that President Obama was sincere, honest, and truthful<span style="font-size: small;"> during the first debate. But, he simpl<span style="font-size: small;">y</span> should have been a little bit more aggressive, and tried to call<span style="font-size: small;"> Romney out on his bull shit!!!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Yeah, people are more likely to believe a smooth talking liar than to believe a <span style="font-size: small;">non-aggressive person who is telling the truth.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.</i> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mark Twain</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Then . . .<span style="font-size: small;"> on Thursday, October 11,2012 was the Vice-presidential between Democratic</span> Vice-president, Joe Bid<span style="font-size: small;">en, and Republican Vice-presidential candidate, Paul Ryan.</span></span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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This calls for for a drink in celebration!<br />
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Then came the second Presidential debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney on Tuesday, October 16,2012 and as usual, Mitt Romney lied like a piss-socked wet rug on a shit-house floor!<br />
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Yeah! Liar liar, pants on fire! His nose is longer than a telephone wire!<br />
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Oh! But it gets even better!!!<br />
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Then, came the third and final Presidential debate on Monday, October 22,2012 between Democratic President Barack Obama and Republican Presidential candidate Shit Romney!<br />
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Here is where Mitt Romney politically drops his pants and exposes himself for what he really is! Yeah,<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>a moronic fool and an absolute tool to boot!<br />
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It was during their discussion on the military and foreign policy when Mitt Romney made the following comment . . .<br />
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<i>"The Navy is too small and has fewer ships than it did in 1916."</i><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> <span style="font-size: small;">To which, Obama replied . . . . .<br /><br /><i>"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military’s changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers, where planes land on them. We have these ships that go underwater, nuclear submarines."</i><br /><br />And Obama went on to say . . .<br /><br /><i>"It's not a game of battleship where we're counting ships, it's 'What are our capabilities?'"</i><br /><br />WOW! Obama made Romney look like an absolute fool!!!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">OK, I'm sure that I love horses as much as Mitt Romney does. In fact, I like animals much more than Mitt Romney, because, unlike him . . .<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>I would NEVER strap a dog down on top of a car and go for a 12 hour drive!!!</span></span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Here is a <span style="font-size: small;">really cute video gam<span style="font-size: small;">e I found at:</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">And here is a screen shot I took while playing the video.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b> <span style="font-size: large;">Horses and Bayonets Game: Help </span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Obama win! </span>Throw horses and </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>bayonets on Mitt Romney!</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">To play this game, you just simply click your mouse on the screen to drop horses and bay<span style="font-size: small;">onet<span style="font-size: small;">s</span> on Mitt Romney as he quickly moves from side to <span style="font-size: small;">side.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">So, just go to the above mentioned web site link.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">And have fun! </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-34224214224163666152012-10-01T01:15:00.002-06:002012-10-01T03:12:11.120-06:00OFF TOPIC - GOING POLITICAL!!! WILL RETURN TO FAT TOPICS AFTER 2012 ELECTION! <div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;">ATTENTION!!! I SHALL
BE GOING OFF-TOPIC FOR AWHILE UNTIL AFTER THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL
ELECTION AND THEN I SHALL RETURN BACK TO DOING MY USUAL FAT-RELATED
TOPICS AGAIN SOMETIME IN JANUARY 2013 AND I SO DEARLY HOPE THAT OBAMA
WINS!!!</span></div>
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And by the way . . .<br />
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Yesterday, September 30,2012 was my 61st birthday. I was born<br />
September 30,1951 up in Northern Minnesota.<br />
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Anyway . . . . . on to my latest topic.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>MITT ROMNEY IS A FUCKING RETARD!!!</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">OK,
before I talk about the recent Republican National Convention, and the
more Recent Democratic National Convention, I have some books that I
highly recommend for all of my interested readers.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Over the past few months or so, I have ordered these following books from Barnes & Nobel.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">This one is by <b>Chris Mooney</b> published just this year in 2012, an excellent book! <b>THE REPUBLICAN BRAIN - The Science of Why They Deny Science - And Reality</b>.
Brain scans have revealed that there is actually some structural and
neurological differences between the brains of liberals and
conservatives. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">This book was published back in back in 2005 and the paperback edition was published in 2006, also by <b>Chris Mooney</b>, titled <b>The REPUBLICAN WAR on SCIENCE</b>. I haven't finished reading this one yet. I'm about half-way through it.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Here is another one of my all time favorites by <b>Charles P Pierce</b> published in 2009 titled <b>IDIOT AMERICA - How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free</b>.
Yeah, many Republicans actually believe that the earth is only 6000
years old, and they would love to have their Creationist fairy tales
inserted into high school science textbooks! </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Yeah, uh huh!
Creationist fairy tales! Like, you know, the one about how a man was
made from a lump of dirt, and a woman made from one of his ribs, and how
dirt-man and rib-lady were placed in a magical garden with a magical
tree bearing magical fruit that they weren't allowed to eat, and how
they were tempted into doing so by a talking snake with legs! Uh huh! It
all makes perfect sense! Doesn't it?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">YEAH RIGHT!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">And
of course, my all time favorite fairy tale from the BUY-BULL is the one
about the Genesis flood, and how Noah and his three sons traveled all
over the world and brought back polar bears from The North Pole,
penguins from The South Pole, and kangaroos from Australia, and that
they put saddles on dinosaurs and rode them back to the ark!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Gee! Like, that also makes sense! Eh?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Sorry Republicans! But The Flintstones is NOT a documentary!!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">And these bed-wetting ignoramuses want to run this country??? Oh! Parish the thought!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Hell, there's not a dry pair of pants among them!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">I propose, that the Republican party ditch the noble elephant as their symbol and . . . . .</span></div>
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. . . adopt this one instead!!!</div>
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Yeah! I think this would be a more appropriate symbol for the Republican party, a dinosaur with a horse's saddle on it's back!</div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">This is one of the latest books published this year in 2012 written by <b>Sean Faircloth</b> titled <b>ATTACK
OF THE THEOCRATS! How The Religious Right Harms Us All And what We can
Do About it - A Harrowing True Tale Told By Sean Faircloth</b>.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">I
highly recommend these books to anyone who is concerned about the
future of America and the future of science education in our public
schools. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">OK, now back to the recent Republican National Convention . . .</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">I
no longer have Cable TV anymore because Time Werner keeps raising the
cost of the monthly bills, so I had unsubscribe to Cable TV because
their programming is mostly crap! So now, I can put that money aside,
and save up toward building a new computer. Yeah, I'm a computer geek,
and I like to buy the parts and assemble the computer myself. It's much
cheaper that way.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">So, I had watched BOTH the Republican National Convention AND the Democratic National Convention on the Internet instead. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Actually, I watched the Democratic National Convention at the Democratic Headquarters here in El Paso, Texas. I have been hanging out there every Tuesday and Thursday, making calls to encourage people to support Obama and getting out to vote.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">Anyway . . . . . </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">The
Democratic National Convention was by far more interesting, and more
informative, because, they actually talked about the important issues, like, the
economy, education, women's health care issues, civil rights and civil
liberties, and also, climate change, etc. etc. Yes, global warming is a well
established scientific fact.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">On
the other hand (or wing) the Republican National Convention was as boring as watching paint dry!
I actually fell asleep through it. Then it got to be more fun to watch,
when Clint Eastwood got up, and talked to an empty chair, pretending
that it was Obama.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">I just got to say, that was the highlight of the Republican National Convention! It reminded me of a song by Niel Diamond <i>"I Am I said"</i> an old song from 1970. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Yeah!
Good ol' Clint Eastwood must be getting senile in his old age. OK, it's
perfectly normal for little children to go around talking to an
imaginary invisible person. I'm sure we've all done this when we were
just little kids, however, children eventually outgrow that sort of thing.
But, apparently, Clint Eastwood has not!</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">OK, I
use to enjoy watching Clint Eastwood movies. Of course, I have always
known he is a Republican and a conservative, but I didn't realize how
far he was to the extreme right he is, and just what kind of a right-wing wacko
he really is, until he made a jackass of himself, talking to a chair!
WOW! What a total fucking retard! I have lost all respect for him that I
might have had, and I will NEVER ABSOLUTELY NEVER watch another Clint Eastwood movie
ever again for as long as I live. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">Sorry Jimbo! But you blew it! Actually, not only do your blow, but YOU SUCK!!!</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">Yeah! Clint Eastwood is in his 80s and still wearing diapers!</span><br />
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<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">Clint Eastwood is probably so delusional that he hears chairs talking back to him!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">But
the biggest MORON in the Republican party is the one who's running for
President, Good ol' Nit wit Shit-for-brains- Mitt Romney himself. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Yeah,
he is of the Mormon religion, and so, like many Mormons, he probably wears
magic underwear, and no doubt, he wears diapers underneath his magic
underwear! </span><br />
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<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">So,
good ol' Mittens is BOTH a Mormon AND a MORON! Yeah! There is only one
letter difference between the two! Just drop the second M.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Also,
just like so many Christian, or rather, Christard Funny-mentalists, he
doesn't know jack-shit about science. A prime example:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Recently,
Mitt Romney's wife, Ann Romney, had attended a $6 million dollar
Beverly Hills fundraiser in California. While she was flying, on board
her plane there was a short which resulted in an electrical fire, and
the passenger compartment began filling with smoke. The plane had to
make an emergency landing. Ann Romney and some other passengers were
overcome by the smoke and they had to be treated in a hospital emergency
room. OK, she's fine. She and her fellow passengers have recovered.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">But
after the incident, Mitt Romney had publicly commented that passenger
jets should have windows that can be rolled down to let in fresh air.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">Yeah, Mitt Romney said the following . . . . . </span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;"><i>"When
you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly,
there's no — and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to
get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why
they don't do that. It's a real problem."</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">YEAH RIGHT!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">First
of all, when you're flying at a cruising altitude of 32,000 to 35,000
feet, there is very little or almost no oxygen outside of the plane.
Also, the cabin pressure inside the plane is much greater than the
atmospheric pressure outside of the plane. So, even if you could open a
window (which of course your can't) the air inside the plane would blow
out through the open window.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">Yeah, like . . . WWWWWOOOOOOOOOSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH!!! </span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Also . . .
if you happen to be sitting in a seat by the open window, and if you're
stupid enough to not have your seat belt fastened, then you would get
blown out through the window!!!</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">So, it would be, by by Romney! And good riddance! </span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Of
course, if the plane were to descend to a much lower altitude, like,
perhaps 10,000 feet or down to about 7,000 feet, then opening a window
would let in fresh air from outside. But that would not be wise either,
because if you're flying at a cruising speed of over 500 miles per hour,
a 500 mile an hour breeze coming in from an open window would cause
stuff inside the cabin that is not secured down to go flying around
inside the passenger compartment, and people would get clobbered by
flying food trays and hand bags and what not!</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">So, there is a damn good reason why airplane windows are not made to roll down.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">Oh! Yes indeed! Mitt Romney is a very innovative thinker!</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">I can hardly wait for him to come up with some more of his brilliant ideas!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Like . . . . .</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"> . . . . . Screen doors on submarines!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Or, perhaps . . . . .</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"> . . . . . Helicopter ejection seats!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Like, OH COME ON!!!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Not even Mitt Romney could possibly be that stupid!!!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Or could he?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Well, anyone who believes in wearing Mormon Magic Underwear can't be all that bright.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Hey Mitt Romney! Who needs the Secrete Service for protection when you have on your Mormon Magic Underwear? Eh?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Also, you need a special detergent to wash your magic underwear. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">And be sure to change your diaper before putting your clean magic underwear back on again. Yeah! There ya go, Baby!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">And hey, Mitt! If you're a good little boy, you won't get sent to bed without supper!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Oh! And since my blog, THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG, is devoted to the love of food and gluttony, I should have something here concerning food.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Yeah! A nice heaping plate of Rice Moroni The Salt Lake City Treat!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">Of course, if you're a Mormon, you can't drink alcohol, you can't smoke, and you can't even have coffee or anything with caffeine, so it must really suck to be a Mormon, and poor ol' Mitt Romney, not only can't drink, but he can't even think! That's because his a moron!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: small;">And, he also believes in wearing magic underwear because he believes it will protect him from knives and guns. YEAH RIGHT!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Uh huh! Like, we know! We know!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Sorry Mitt Romney, but again . . . . .</span><br />
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Of course, when it comes to absolute moronic stupidity and major fuck-tardery, Mitt Romney is only just the tip of the ice burg.</div>
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This year, 2012 is the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic back in the year 1912 when the ship struck an ice burg. </div>
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Michele Bachmann has said the black families were better off under slavery.</div>
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<i>"A child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA's first African-American President."</i></div>
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The fact is, that black families were not better off under slavery. Quite often, black families were broken up, husbands and wives separated, children taken away from parents, brothers and sisters separated, all sold off to different plantations, never seeing each other ever again.</div>
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Also, according to some Republicans, people who are on disability, poor people, families on food stamps and senior citizens are just stray dogs and scavenging raccoons, and according to former President Bush, I'm not a citizen of the USA because I'm not a christian.</div>
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Yeah! Sound really familiar, just like Mitt Romney's more recent comments he made about 47% percent of all Americans.</div>
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<i>"My job is not to worry about the 47 percent of people who don't pay income taxes. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."</i> </div>
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True, retired people on Social Security do not pay income taxes on their pension checks, but when they were working, they paid income taxes, and a certain amount was deducted from their pay checks which goes into Social Security, so, these retirees had paid into the system.</div>
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Also, college students don't have to pay income taxes. The 47% percent that Mitt Romney has been referring to are not freeloaders shirking their responsibilities. No, many of them re students, teachers, fire fighters, cops, etc. etc. middle income families struggling to make ends meet.</div>
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<i>"On this contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s so inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly." </i></div>
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Here in Texas, lethal injection is used. The inmate is strapped down to the gurney and the arms are strapped down to the armrests that extend straight out at the sides, and a needle is inserted into each arm, with one needle administrating a saline solution, while the needle in the other arm administers the lethal drug.</div>
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Some Republicans are so stucking fupid, Whoops! I mean, so fucking stupid that they can't tell the difference between a woman and a female duck!!!</div>
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This is concerning some moronic comment that Todd Akin said about rape, the women do not get pregnant from rape.</div>
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In a recent interview, in which the Republican Senate candidate from Missouri, Todd Akin, had admitted that he believes abortion should be illegal, even in cases of rape, because . . . . . </div>
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<i>"if it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down." </i> </div>
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In another words Ladies . . . if you say you got pregnant after being raped, you’re probably lying about the rape part! Yeah, at least according to Todd Akin.</div>
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The scientific facts are far from being on Akin’s side. While it may be true that female ducks have evolved in such a way that they now have a biological anti-pregnancy response to forced sex, human beings most definitely have not. </div>
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As the Washington Post’s Sarah Kliff notes, many scientific studies have proven that the <i>you-only-conceive-if-aroused</i> theory is <u>complete bunk</u>. In fact, one study from 2003 even showed that rape victims may be more likely to get pregnant than individuals on the whole.</div>
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For more information on female ducks, and how they have evolved a protective mechanism that prevents the eggs from being fertilized in the event of forced sex from the male, check out the following article from Scientific American.<br />
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The greatest Republican Presidents that America ever had were Abraham Lincoln and General Ulysses S Grant who later on was elected President Ulysses S Grant.</div>
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Now, I have found out some really cool things about Ulysses S Grant than I had never known before until recently, because, very little is mentioned of this of this in most school history textbooks, and I didn'k know about this, until I read about in in an on line NEWS article from AlterNet, to which I am subscriped.</div>
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It mentions five people who stood up and fought against past attempts against a Christian Fundamentalist take-over of America. But I'll only quote a part of the article, because one of those five brave people was Ulysses S Grant, and the reason why, is because of a speech the Ulysses S Grant had given on <span style="color: blue;"><b>September 30,1875</b></span> about 137 years ago, and <span style="color: blue;"><b>September 30</b></span> happens to be on my birthday!!!</div>
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Ulysses S. Grant: U.S. Grant is best known for being a hard fighting (and hard drinking) Civil War general and later a scandal-plagued president. His advocacy of church-state separation is less well known.</div>
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During Grant’s presidency, the concept of tax-supported public education began to slowly spread across the nation. More and more states were adopting laws establishing public schools and even mandating attendance. But there was a problem: People could not agree on what role religion should play in the schools.<br />
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In 1844, there were riots in Philadelphia between Catholics and Protestants over what version of the Bible would be read in schools. Tensions simmered for years. Protestants insisted that since they were the majority in the country, the schools should reflect their theology. Catholics fumed that their rights were being violated and proposed that the federal government give them money to start their own schools that would inculcate Catholicism.<br />
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<i>“Let us all labor to add all needful guarantees for the security of free thought, free speech, a free press, pure morals, unfettered religious sentiments, and of equal rights and privileges to all men irrespective of nationality, color or religion,”</i> Grant said. <i>“Encourage free schools, and resolve that not one dollar, appropriated for their support, shall be appropriated to the support of any sectarian schools. Resolve that neither the state nor nation, nor both combined, shall support institutions of learning other than those sufficient to afford to every child growing up in the land the opportunity of a good common school education, unmixed with sectarian, pagan, or atheistical dogmas. Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate. With these safeguards, I believe the battles which created the Army of the Tennessee will not have been fought in vain.”</i><br />
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After reading more about Ulysses S Grant, and about the speech he had given on <span style="color: blue;"><b>September 30,1875</b></span> to retired Northern Civil War veterans concerning public school education, then, I feel that my birthday being on September 30 is kind of special. </div>
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Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-6534585348600075022012-06-26T23:49:00.001-06:002012-06-28T03:10:43.147-06:00ASTRONOMY - THE BIG FAT SCIENCE!<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>ASTRONOMY IS THE BIGGEST AND FATTEST SCIENCE THERE IS! NOTHING IS BIGGER AND FATTER THAN THE COSMOS!</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Astronomy has always been my most favorite science topic. My mother had taught me how to read before I had even started going to school and by the time I was only in the third grade, I could already read at high school and adult level. I was in the second grade when I checked out my very first Astronomy book from the school library, and it immediately sparked my interested. I wanted to know more, so I began checking out more books on astronomy until I had read almost every Astronomy book at grade school level.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">I was living in a small town up in northern Minnesota, and both the high school and elementary grades were in the same building. The school library consisted of two rooms where one room was for grade level books and the other room had high school level books.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">So, after having read all the Astronomy books at grade school level, the teachers allowed me to check out books at the high school level, and during the summer vacation when school was out, I spent most of my time in the public library, reading Astronomy books, and science books in general that were at adult level. I was only 9 years old at the time.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">I also became interested in books on Paleontology, books on dinosaurs, and evolution, and books on Geology. I was fascinated by Geology. I had a thing for mountains and deep canyons. I also enjoyed books on evolution and was particularly fascinated by dinosaurs.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">So, I was interested in the really <b>BIG THINGS!</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Yeah! Big things, like Geology, the mountains, canyons, and the oceans of planet Earth, and of amphibians and reptiles, and really big things like dinosaurs, and even bigger things as in the science of Astronomy. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">And so, I got more and more into Astronomy, a major obsession of mine. I was overwhelmed by the sheer enormity of the universe. As a kid, the world seem like a pretty big place to me. I remember how we would go from Duluth Minnesota, which is on the tip of Lake Superior, to Milwaukee Wisconsin to see Grandma, and it was a journey of about 300 miles. So, traveling at an average speed of about 70 miles per hour, it should have taken about four and a half hours to get there. But then, having to stop for gas, and having to stop to eat at a restaurant, and for restroom breaks, the trip usually took about six hours.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Well, the earth is about 7,920 miles in diameter and about 24,868 (I'm using round numbers) miles in circumference. So, if there was a tunnel through the earth, and if we could drive through the 7,920 mile tunnel at a steady speed of 70 miles per hour without stopping for gas, or lunch, or restroom breaks, it would take about 113 hours, or 4.7 days to drive through the tunnel. And if we were to drive around the earth's equator, a journey of 24,868 miles at 70 miles per hour, it would take a little bit more than 352 and a half hours, or almost 14.7 days, just over two weeks to complete the journey.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Of course, we can't drill a tunnel through the earth, and we can't drive a car around the earth's equator. I'm just using this example to demonstrate how big the earth is and to get a feeling for its size. This is only just an illustration of how long it would take to drive all those miles.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">So, to me, when I was just a kid, the earth seemed like a pretty big ball.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">I became more curious about the world, and before I got into Astronomy, I was into Geography. I had a globe of the earth, and I loved to collect maps. When our family went on trips, every time we stopped at a gas station, I just had to collect road maps. This was back in the 1960s when you could get lots of road maps free from any gas station, and so, during our family trips, the car would get cluttered with lots and lots and lots of road maps! Thanks to me!!!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Then, I wanted to know what was inside the earth, and what was at the bottoms of the oceans, so I started reading books on Geology, and books about the oceans. I learned that the highest mountain on the earth is Mount Everest, who's summit is 29,035 feet above sea level or almost 5 and a half miles tall. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mount Everest is 29,035 feet or almost 5.5 miles tall</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Yeah! That's one really great big fat mountain alright!</b> Then I learned that the Grand Canyon is about 277 miles long, about 18 miles wide, and over 6,000 feet deep.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">The Grand Canyon is 277 miles long and </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Yeah! That's one great big fat canyon alright!</b> Then there is the Mariana Trench, deep in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, the biggest and fattest ocean on our planet. The Mariana Trench is 1,580 miles long, about 43 miles wide, and 36,000 feet or 6.8 miles deep! So the Mariana Trench is about 5.7 times as long, about 2.38 times as wide, and 6 times as deep as The Grand Canyon! If Mount Everest were placed down in the Mariana Trench, it would take a dunking. It would be in really deep water way over it's head, about 7,000 feet over it's head! </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">The </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mariana Trench deep in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean is </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">1,580 miles long, 43 miles wide, and just over 36,000 feet deep</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Yeah! That's one really great big fat canyon down in the bottom of the sea!</b> So, we have some really great big fat things on our planet Earth.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mars is just a skinny little planet, only 4,220 miles in diameter, just a little bit more than half the size of the earth. But it has some even bigger and fatter things than you will ever find on the earth! The tallest mountain on Mars is Olympus Mons, a really huge volcanic mountain that is about 14 miles tall, or about 73,920 feet above the surround flat lands. It is about 2.5 times as tall as Mount Everest. In fact, it's the highest mountain on any planet in the entire solar system! The base of the mountain, Olympus Mons, is big enough to cover the entire state of New Mexico! </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Now, if Olympus Mons were on the earth, instead of on Mars, the top of the mountain would be way up there at 73,920 feet above sea level where the atmosphere is so thin that you would almost need a space suit to just climb to the top of the mountain. There would be no breathable oxygen at that height.</span></span><br />
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altitudes of no more than 32,000 feet. A commercial jet liner would never be able to fly over the top of Olympus Mons. It would have to fly several hundred miles out of the way to get around the base of the mountain. Olympus Mons is more than twice the height that commercial jet liners are able to fly. You would need a rocket plane instead of a jet plane. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">or 73,920 feet tall. Notice how much of the planet's surface it covers.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Yeah! That's one great big fat volcanic mountain alright!</b> Then there is the largest canyon on Mars, named Valles Marineris, often referred to as "The Grand Canyon of Mars"! It is about 2,500 miles long, about 125 miles wide, and 4 miles, or 21,120 feet deep! It is the largest canyon on any planet in the solar system!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Yeah! That's one great big fat canyon alright!</b> Actually, the highest mountain and the biggest canyon on Mars are not just great big fat things! No! Olympus Mons and Valles Marineris, compared to anything on earth, these Martian features are absolutely obese!!!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">WOW! How can such a skinny little planet like Mars, have such great big fat things that are much bigger and much fatter than anything on Earth? Yeah! Mars has bigger and fatter mountains and bigger and fatter canyons than the mountains and canyons on Earth! I actually think that it's unfair that such a skinny little planet like Mars should have bigger and fatter surface features than anything here on the Earth! Damn! It's so unfair! But whoever said that nature was fair? Right? Right!!! </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">OK, let's start with the small terrestrial planets of the inner solar system, Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars, and of course, little Pluto in the outer regions of our solar system.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"> The five smallest planets, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, and Pluto</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mercury is the closest planet to the sun, and it's average orbital distance form the sun is about 36 million miles, and it is 3,030 miles in diameter, much smaller than the planet Earth. Venus orbits around the sun at a distance of 67 million miles and it's about 7,520 miles in diameter, slightly smaller than the earth. Our home planet Earth is about 93 million miles from the sun and is 7,920 miles in diameter. Mars is at 142 million miles from the sun and is 4,220 miles in diameter, a little bit more than half the size of the Earth. And finally, we have little Pluto, the smallest and skinniest planet way out there on the edge of the solar system. Pluto is about 3,647,000,000 miles, that is, about 3 billion plus 647 million miles away from the sun. BURRRRRRR! Like, it's really cold out there!!! And it's just a little guy, only 1,480 miles in diameter, the smallest and skinniest plant of them all. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Jupiter, Big J himself, he is the biggest and baddest dude in our neighborhood, the biggest and fattest planet in our solar system. He revolves around the sun at a distance of 483 million miles and he is 88,840 miles in diameter. So, he is big enough to swallow over a thousand earths! WOW! What a glutton! Also, he only take 9 hours and 55 minutes, a little less then 10 hours to rotate on his axes, so he's equatorial diameter is greater than his polar diameter. Another words, he's a little bit wider than he is tall. He is actually kind of pot-bellied due to his rapid rotation. So, as far as planets go, he's really obese! But because if his enormous gravity, he helps to deflect most comets and asteroids away from a possible collision course with the earth. If it wasn't for him, the earth would certainly have had a Hell of a lot more devastating collisions in the past, and life would be even more difficult here on the earth, So, he's really a gentle giant and offers us some protection. Yeah! It's really kind of nice to have him around. Kudos to you, Big J!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">I remember many years ago, back in 1979 as I was watching Saturday Night Live on TV. They would always do a satire of the evening NEWS. One of the satirical NEWS commentators said, that radio astronomers had picked up on some kind of radio noise coming from the rings of Saturn, and recorded it as sound, and he said "Here it is! The the rings of Saturn!" and when the audio recording was played back, you could hear a kind of ringing noise, like, rrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnng! rrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnng! rrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnng! This of course was only a spoof. But then . . . guess what!!! About a year later, one of the Voyager space crafts, as it passed by Saturn, it did in fact, pick up radio noise from the rings of Saturn, and when it was played back, for real, it sounded almost like the radio noise parodied on Saturday Night Live! So, what had originally been a spoof, a satire, a parody of an evening NEWS broadcast, had turned out, about a year later, to be prophetic! WOW! What an amazing coincidence! Eh?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">So, we have two set of twins in our solar system. Earth and Venus are twins in size with Earth being 7,920 miles in diameter, and Venus being a little bit smaller at 7,520 miles in diameter. And the other set of twins, Uranus and Neptune with Uranus being 31,760 miles in diameter, and Neptune being slightly smaller at 30,770 miles in diameter. Yeah! Two set of twins, Earth and Venus in the inner solar system, and Uranus and Neptune, in the outer solar system. Two sets of twins! Two skinny little twins, Earth and Venus, and two bigger and fatter twins, Uranus and Neptune. Yeah! Uh huh! Two sets of twins. The sun and all the planets, well . . . we're just one great big happy family! I love it! I love it!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">The sun is 865,000 miles in diameter. That bad boy is really huge and enormously obese! He could easily swallow a million Earths! Yeah! A super glutton! In fact, he could have all the planets in our solar system for lunch! Hell, it would still be only a light snack for him! It would be like me drinking some beer from a thimble, or eating just one potato chip! Remember the Lay's Potato Chips commercials from back in the 1960s? <i>"Bet ya can't eat just one!"</i> Yeah! The Sun can swallow all the planets and it would be like eating just one Lay's Potato Chip! Just look at how small all the planets are compared to the great big fat Sun! </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">If you think the Sun is so big and fat, let's just take a little gander at some stars out there in the universe. The sun is a typical yellow Class G type of star, about average size as far as stars go. And of course there are smaller dwarf stars, but there are many stars out there that are much larger, much bigger and fatter than the Sun.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"> The Sun, Sirius, Pollux, and Arcturus, stars much bigger than the sun</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Here we see the sun as compared to some really big fat stars out there in the big fat universe. In the above picture, Jupiter is only one pixel in size and the earth is invisible, much too small and skinny to be seen, and you can just barely make out Jupiter. Arcturus is almost big enough to swallow a million suns! To him, eating the sun is like me drinking a beer from a thimble or having just one Lay's Potato Chip!</span></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Oh! But it gets even bigger and fatter out there!</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">In the picture above, Jupiter is now invisible, and the sun is only one pixel in size. Antares is the biggest and fattest star known to astronomers at the present time. There may be some bigger stars yet undiscovered, but there is a physical limit to how big stars can get before they become much too unstable. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Also, the bigger a stare is, the shorter it's life expectancy. A star like the sun, a typical yellow Class G star will last on average about 8 to 10 billion years before it becomes unstable. The sun is already about 4.5 billion years old, so it's a middle aged star, not quite ready for the old folks home yet. The really super morbidly obese super giant stars can expect to live for less the a few million years before they are a finally a headin' fo the last round up! Yeah! I gotta toss in a little bit of cowboy lingo because, I am, after all, a Texan.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">But as you can see, Antares is so big and fat, that swallowing the sun would be like an elephant, no, a whale swallowing an ant! Yeah! Where's the sun in all of this? Where the Hell is the earth in all of this? We are as nothing compared to what is out there in the universe.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">And there are even bigger and fatter things out there, like galaxies. The Milky Way Galaxy is a typical spiral galaxy. Actually astronomers have uncovered some evidence that it's a barred spiral galaxy.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">The Andromeda Galaxy is a typical spiral galaxy which is about 2.3 million light years away from us. The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, or 11,160,000 miles per minute, or 669,600,000 miles per hour, or 16,070,400,000 miles per day, or 5,865,696,000,000 miles per year. So, a light year is about 5.86 trillion miles. Our own Milky way Galaxy is about 100,000 light years across, and our next door neighbor, the Andromeda galaxy is a little bit larger and it is 2.3 million light years from us. We live on the edge of one of the spiral arms and we are about 2/3 of the way from the center. So, if you think of the Milky Way Galaxy as a city, we live out in the suburbs. Our galaxy has over 100 billion stars in it.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Giant elliptical galaxies can be up to 3 million light years across and instead of having only a few hundred billion stars, giant elliptical galaxies may have up to a few trillion stars! Elliptical galaxies don't have spiral arms, and have an almost featureless smooth appearance. These are galaxies that may have been formed by collisions with other galaxies coming together to form one great big fat galaxy. Giant elliptical galaxies are really old galaxies, having used up most of their interstellar gasses in star formation, and so, there is very little left to form new stars. So, these galaxies are the old timers, the senior citizens of the cosmos, now too old and fat to reproduce new stars anymore. Yeah! they just can't get it up anymore! These are the biggest and the fattest galaxies in the universe. </span></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">And now, for the biggest and fattest thing of all, the universe itself!</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">The universe is about 14 billion years old. That is, the most distant quasars we can observe are at least 12 billion light years distant. And the universe is rapidly expanding, and the astronomers have discovered that the rate of expansion is also increasing, so, even as we speak, the universe itself is growing bigger and fatter at an ever increasing rate! Of course, the galaxies, or rather, the clusters of galaxies are getting further and further apart as the space between them continues to expand.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">When astronomers say the universe is expanding, it does not mean that the planets, stars, and galaxies are getting bigger, but that space itself is expanding and galaxy clusters are getting further apart. </span></span><br />
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</div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-65428120937999019222012-06-17T04:52:00.000-06:002012-06-17T06:54:49.471-06:00OFF TOPIC - Observing The Transit Of Venus Across The Face Of The Sun, June 5,2012 CE<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>HERE I HAVE POSTED SOME PHOTOS OF ME WITH MY <i>GALILEO</i> TELESCOPE ON THE PATIO AT A STARBUCKS OBSERVING THE TRANSIT OF VENUS ACROSS THE FACE OF THE SUN ON JUNE 5,2012 CE</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">OK, this article is way off topic, a departure from the usual theme of this blog. Well . . . in a way . . . it's not a departure, because, I enjoy talking about what is really BIG, and Astronomy is another favorite topic of mine, so, you can't get any bigger than the cosmos! Right?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Yeah! It's a <b>great big fat universe</b> out there, immensely ancient and IMMENSELY HUGE, beyond our wildest imaginations! The<b> sun is big and fat</b>, about 865,000 miles in diameter, and that big boy can swallow a million earths! And there are even <b>bigger and fatter</b> stars out there that could swallow a billion suns, and <b>galaxies are really great big fat things</b> out there. Our own Milky Way is a typical spiral galaxy, about 100,000 light years across. Actually, astronomers have recently discovered that our galaxy is a barred spiral galaxy.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Then, there are giant elliptical galaxies out there much bigger than spiral galaxies, made up mostly of red giant stars, and these<b> big fat galaxies</b> have used up most of their interstellar gasses in star formation, so these <b>giant galaxies, now old and fat</b>, won't be producing very many new stars anymore.</span></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Yeah! It's a big fat universe out there!</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Now, getting back closer to home . . . </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Getting back to our tiny little home planet, a pathetically skinny little planet, only 7,920 miles in diameter. Venus is our twin sister in the solar system, only slightly smaller than the earth, but she is our twin in size only. Other than that, she's a screaming hot tempered bitch with an atmosphere of mostly carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas which raises her surface temperature up to over 900 degrees Fahrenheit, with sulfuric acid storms. WOW! Talk about some acid rain! Eh? Also, the atmospheric pressure at the surface of Venus is about 90 times as great as the atmospheric pressure at sea level here on the earth. So, in addition to being a screaming hot tempered bitch, she will literally hug you to death, and fry you, both at the same time! Yeah! She's not a very nice lady at all.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ah! But sometimes, she is fun to watch, on those special rare occasions when she passes in front of the face of the sun, an astronomical event called, a transit, when the planet Venus appears as a small round black dot.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Here is a recent photo of the transit of Venus which had occurred back in Tuesday of June 5, 2012 CE.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">In the above photo, you can see the planet Venus as a small black dot in front of the sun. A transit, is sort of like a solar eclipse, but unlike the moon, because Venus is millions of miles away, it appears much too small to cover the face of the sun as the moon does.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">About a couple of weeks before the transit was to occur, I was at a Starbucks having my usual tall Dark Roast Coffee, and I told the lady manager there about the upcoming transit of Venus. I asked her for permission, if it would be OK for me to set up my telescope out on the patio so that customers coming in, or going out may be able to observe the transit or Venus.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Well, first, she asked me if I would be charging admission, and I said "No, that would be unethical." after all, it doesn't cost anything to look up at the sky, so why should it cost anything to look at something in the sky through a tube? Right?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Then, she said, in that case, it would be OK.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">I also explained to her, how my telescope would be set up, that since I don't have a proper sun filter, people won't actually be looking through my telescope, but, instead, I will project the sun's image onto a white screen so that people can look at the projected image as they walk by, instead of getting in line to look through the scope.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">The next picture below is a drawing of how my telescope was set up to project the sun's image.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Notice, that a sun shade is mounted onto the focusing tube of the telescope to cast a shadow. Then, instead of using an eyepiece, I had ordered a 2x Barlow lens that is inserted into the focusing tube instead of an eyepiece, which effectively extends the focal length of the telescope, so that the sun's image can be projected onto a white screen. Then, you adjust the focus until you see a nice sharp image of the sun, and you can even see the sunspots. Then, the further you hold the white screen from the Barlow lens, the larger, and less bright, the image appears, and you can get a nice image of the sun about 4 to 6 inches across.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>NEVER! ABSOLUTELY NEVER, LOOK AT THE SUN THROUGH A TELESCOPE WITHOUT A PROPER SUN FILTER!</b></span></div>
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On the evening of June 4th, the day before the transit was to occur, I needed to know how many degrees difference there was between truth north, and magnetic north here in El Paso, Texas. I had done a Google search, but the latest information I could find was for the year 2008, and I needed the latest information, because the earth's magnetic poles shift around from one year to the next. So, I called the airport, and according to them, in the year 2012, magnetic north is 8.31 degrees east of true north, here in El Paso, Texas.</div>
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I needed to know that, because, my telescope has the German style equatorial mounting with the polar axes for hours, minutes, and seconds right ascension to track the sun with a single sweeping motion of my telescope, and it has the north/south declination axes for degrees, minutes, and seconds north and south of the celestial equator.</div>
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So, using a magnetic directional compass and a protractor, I was able to adjust the polar axes of my telescope, so that the polar axes would be pointing toward Polaris, the North Star, had it been visible. But of course, being daylight, it would not be visible, and I would probably not be exact, but close enough so that I could track the sun with a single sweeping motion of the polar axes for right ascension, and only having to make small adjustments up and down on the north/south declination axis. Also, here in El Paso, Texas, the polar axis has to be set for approximately 31.75 degrees north latitude.</div>
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Anyway . . . . . on the afternoon of June 5th, I had arrived at Starbucks at 3:30 PM, about a half hour before the transit was to begin. I left my telescope on the patio, and the first thing I did was to come into the Starbucks to order a nice tall cold Chocolate Coffee Frappuccino for about $5 dollars, then I went out to set up my telescope.</div>
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It was about 4:07 PM when I could see Venus starting to take a small bite out of the edge of the sun, and I sat there, out in the hot sun until 7:45 PM. It was about 98 degrees that day, so I was really sweating in the heat, but it was worth it. </div>
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While I was sitting in my JAZZY Power Chair, beside my <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 150%; line-height: normal;">Galileo</span></span></span> telescope, one of the Starbucks customers took some photos of me and my telescope with an iPod, and asked me for my E-mail address so that she could send me the photos as an attachment.</div>
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Sometimes the employes would come out and ask me if I needed anything, and mostly I just asked for cups of cold ice water. One of the customers bought me a nice cold red passion fruit ice tea.</div>
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When it was about 7:45 PM, I had to get ready to leave because I had to get home on the bus, so I went into the Starbucks one last time, to order my usual tall Dark Roast Coffee, and as I was getting out my debit card to pay for the coffee, the lady told me to put my silly card away, because it was on the house! And she thanked me for sharing my observations of the Venus transit with everyone there.</div>
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I finally came home sometime after 8:30 PM, and I was hot, and tired, but I was very happy.</div>
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Then I booted up my computer, and checked my E-mail, and sure enough, I got the photos of me and my telescope as attachments.</div>
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Of course, the photos were more than 3000 pixels wide, so I had to use my Photo Base 3 software to make reduced sized copies 800 pixels wide to post them anywhere on the Internet.</div>
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Here are my copies of said photos.<br />
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Here I am adjusting the focus on my <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 150%; line-height: normal;">Galileo</span></span></span>
telescope and projecting the sun's image onto a white screen. Notice
the black foam-board circle mounted onto the focusing tube to cast a
shadow onto the white screen.</div>
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In this photo, you can just barely see the small dot of Venus on the
face of the sun. I'm not using an eyepiece. Instead I'm using a 2x
Barlow lens in the focusing tube where an eyepiece is normally attached.<br />
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Once I get the image in sharp focus, I then move the white screen
further away from the 2x Barlow lens so that the image will appear
larger, but less bright. </div>
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While I could see the sun spots and the dark circle of Venus, it can't be seen in these reduced photos.</div>
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Notice, that in the close up, the planet Venus can be more easily seen as it moves across the face of the sun.</div>
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photos were taken with an iPod and when they asked for my E-mail
address, they immediately sent the attachments which would be ready for
me to view when I got home and logged into my computer.<br />
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I had to do some work on my telescope to get it properly set up.</div>
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When I got my 2x Barlow lens from <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: blue;">High Point Scientific</span></span>, it was too big to fit into the focusing tube, so I had to make an adapter to connect the 2x Barlow lens to the focusing tube. I
went to a Home Depot, bought a 2 foot length of white PVC water pipe,
which was longer than I actually needed, but it was the shortest length I
could buy. Then I cut three inches off of it.<br />
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Of course, the
inside diameter was a little bit too large, so I had to use some duct
tape around the end of the focusing tube and around the end of the 2x
Barlow lens tube for a snug fit which would be inserted into the other
end of the three inch section of PVC pipe. Then before I
assembled it, I spray painted the short three inch piece white PVC pipe
with glossy black spray paint, then I let it dry over night, before
putting it together. Spay painting it made it look much nicer, like it
belongs there. I also put a small hole in the side of the PVC
adapter close to the end that went over the focusing tube so that the
set screw would hold it in place and keep it from slipping off.</div>
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Here is a close up of the focusing mount on my <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 150%; line-height: normal;">Galileo</span></span></span> telescope. </div>
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My <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 150%; line-height: normal;">Galileo </span></span></span>telescope is an old used telescope that was given to me by a friend who is also my therapist. We have been friends since November of 1997. It's a pretty good telescope with a 60 mm objective lens having a 900 mm focal length. Of course, I have to order some eyepieces for it, and the small finder scope that attaches to the side.</div>
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So, I still need to do some more work on it.</div>
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I had a really great day on June 5,2012, and there won't be another day like this until until December 11,2117 about 105 years from now.<br />
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So . . . . . talk about striking while the iron is still hot! Eh?<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Past and future dates for Venus transits</b></span><br />
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AD 1631 Dec 07<br />
AD 1639 Dec 04<br />
AD 1761 Jun 06<br />
AD 1769 Jun 03<br />
AD 1874 Dec 09<br />
AD 1882 Dec 06<br />
AD 2004 Jun 08<br />
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AD 2012 Jun 06<br />
AD 2117 Dec 11<br />
AD 2125 Dec 08<br />
AD 2247 Jun 11<br />
AD 2255 Jun 09<br />
AD 2360 Dec 13<br />
AD 2368 Dec 10<br />
AD 2490 Jun 12<br />
AD 2498 Jun 10<br />
AD 2603 Dec 16<br />
AD 2611 Dec 13<br />
AD 2733 Jun 15<br />
AD 2741 Jun 13<br />
AD 2846 Dec 17<br />
AD 2854 Dec 14<br />
AD 2976 Jun 16<br />
AD 2984 Jun 14<br />
AD 3089 Dec 18<br />
AD 3219 Jun 20<br />
AD 3227 Jun 17<br />
AD 3332 Dec 20<br />
AD 3462 Jun 22<br />
AD 3470 Jun 19<br />
AD 3575 Dec 23<br />
AD 3705 Jun 24<br />
AD 3713 Jun 21<br />
AD 3818 Dec 25<br />
AD 3956 Jun 24 <br />
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I shall have some really fond memories of this day for the rest of my life. </div>
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I really appreciate the really BIG things in life.</div>
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Yeah! It's a great big fat universe out there!<br />
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<br /></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-67041129634782195302012-02-06T23:34:00.010-07:002012-02-08T10:10:44.837-07:00BIG FAT ANIMATIONS I CREATED WITH MY NEW GIF ANIMATOR!<span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">HERE ARE SOME OF MY LATEST NEW ANIMATIONS THAT I HAVE RECENTLY CREATED WITH MY NEWLY REGISTERED GIF ANIMATOR!</span></span><br /><div style=" text-align: justify;color:black;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:black;"><br />OK, it has been over a year since the last time I had posted any new articles in my blog. I had to get another computer because the one I had quit on me, and when I bought two new hard drives drives, I had to go from Windows XP Professional to Windows 7 Professional which actually sucks! I would like to go back to Windows XP again.<br /><br />Also, the GIF animator I had, the free version, would not run on Windows 7 so I had to download and install a GIF animator that would work with Windows 7 but it was not free. I had finally got around to registering my new GIF animator, which cost me $29 dollars. So, I guess now, I'm back in business again.<br /><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">And so, I now present my newest creations.</span></span><br />Well actually, the first two images are NOT my own creation. But the following animations after the first two are my own creations.<br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic1.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic1.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 242px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 242px;" border="0" /></a>I received this first animation of the fat dancer in an E-mail sometime back in 2001 and I saved it to my computer. Here he is wearing his blue cap, a gold medallion, and he's dancing in his little blue speedo.<br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic2.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic2.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 233px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 233px;" border="0" /></a><br />This second animation I received in an E-mail sometime back in 2003 which I had also saved to my computer. Notice that his love-handles are much wider than his butt, which is typical of the obese apple-shaped male.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">OK, I like to make up stories for my animated characters.</span><br /><br />He's a Night Club dancer at The Big Apple Night Club, and he has two different dancing routines. In the first dancing style, he sways forward and backward, and in his second dancing style, he sways from side to side. When facing his audience he sways forward and backward, and when his back is to his audience, he sways from side to side.<br /><br />He has been dancing on the stage at The Big Apple Club since he was 23 years old. This was him when he was 28 years old. Since alcoholic beverages are sold there, you have to be at least 21 years old to work at The Big Apple Night Club.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style=" font-weight: bold;font-size:small;" >And now, the following GIF animations are<br />my own creations which</span><span style=" font-weight: bold;font-size:small;" > are much </span><span style=" font-weight: bold;font-size:small;" >fatter<br />versions of the original animations above</span><span style="font-size:small;">.</span></div><span style="font-size:small;"><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic3.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic3.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 289px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 289px;" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:small;">OK buddy! loose the hat, loose the gold medallion, and loose the speedo! Hey, since your belly now hangs down below your knees and bounces on the floor, and your lower-back-fat now hangs down over your little butt, then it's impossible for you to put on a pair of pants anyway! So, I guess you'll just have to do your Night Club dancing in the nude, as naked as the day you were born!<br /><br />Yeah! You'll have to dance in your birthday suit!<br /><br />This was him when he was 32 years old. He had gained a lot of weight on his upper-body since he had first started dancing at The Big Apple Club about nine years previously.<br /><br />Yeah! Just look at this guy! You notice like so many apple-shaped obese males, he has not gained any weight on his hips, butt, and thighs, while he has gained a lot of weight on his upper-body, his arms, chest, and belly. His arms are now bigger around than his legs!<br /><br />Being apple-shaped, with mostly upper-body fat, greatly increases your risk of getting insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and heart disease. Having a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs even further compounds the risk if you're an obese apple-shaped male.<br /><br />You'll notice, that as he is dancing, as he sways forward his great big belly bounces on the floor, and as he sways backward, his belly rises up really high, and his chest rises up in front of his face. This upward thrust of his belly exerts an upward pressure on his diaphragm squeezing the air out of his lings, causing him to gasp for air, and it also exerts pressure on his heart causing chest pains and a crushing sensation around his heart.<br /><br />Then, as he sways forward, and his belly drops to the floor, and he's able to take in a breath of air into his lungs again. This is what he likes to call THE BELLY BOUNCE!<br /><br /></span><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic3b.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic3b.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 298px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 298px;" border="0" /></a>OK! Watch the action again, but this time, it's not in slow motion!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic4.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic4.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 268px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 292px;" border="0" /></a>Here he is again as seen from behind, and you can just barely his little be-hind!<br /><br />As you can see, being a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, he has had no weight gain on his butt, hips, and legs, but only on his huge massive upper-body. His love-handles are more then three times as wide as his hips, and hang down lower than his hips, partially covering his little butt, and down over the backs of his thighs. As he dances, his massive love-handles even strike the floor!<br /><br />As was mentioned earlier, he was 23 years old when he began his dancing career at The Big Apple Night Club, and over the past nine years he has gained a lot of weight. He's now 32 years old, and his younger brother, now 25 years old, has been following in his footsteps, joining The Big Apple Night Club when he was 21 years old. So, he has been dancing four year at the Big Apple Night Club.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Now, meet his younger brother!!!</span><br /><span style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic5.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic5.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 345px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 299px;" border="0" /></a>This was him at the of 21 years, following in his older brother's footsteps, dancing at The Big Apple Club. He was even more obese than his older brother who was 28 at that time. He can't even get his huge massive belly off the floor!<br /><br />Also, while his older brother started out dancing in a little blue speedo, the younger brother started out as a nude dancer right away. He was about 13 years old when he had become unable to put on a pair of pants anymore while his older brother didn't <span style="font-style: italic;">drop his pants</span> until he was about 32 years old. So, at the age of only 13 he had to drop out of school because he kept dropping his pants! With his belly hanging down over his thighs about half-way to his knees, and his love-handles starting to hang down over his hips, he was unable to keep his pants from falling down.<br /><br />Before he was 13 years old, he always went around with his pants half-way down on his butt and his shirts didn't cover his belly. So, as a kid, he always went around in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack. The other kids in school were constantly teasing him, laughing and shouting, HEY! BELLYBUTTON BUTT-CRACK! BELLYBUTTON BUTT-CRACK over and over again. But it really didn't bother him at all because he was a glutton, and he loved eating all the time, and he actually loved being super obese. So, it really didn't bother him at all. In fact, he actually liked it when all the other kids in school and in his neighborhood taunted him about showing off his bellybutton and exposing his butt-crack in public. It made him feel really proud, because he was so much bigger than all the kids, and even all the teachers. He has stopped growing at the age of 15 at 6 feet 8 inches, and he weighed about 1,740 pounds. His older brother was only about 5 feet 10 inches tall. So, he was REALLY HUGH!!!<br /><br />When his older brother became a stage dancer at the age of 23 in The Big Apple Night Club shaking his fat booty, he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his older brother, and so, he started out as a nude dancer with a Hell of a lot more booty to shake!<br /><br />YEAH! SHAKE YOUR BOOTY! SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!<br />SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!<br /><br />And so, that's what he does. It was the only job he could get since he couldn't finish school.<br /><br />While dancing in the nude, when facing his audience, he sways forward and backward, but as he sways backward, trying with great effort to raise his belly off the floor, which is something he was never able to do, he can only pull his belly in just a little bit, and of course, his belly and chest rise higher, exerting an upward pressure on his diaphragm, thus squeezing the air out of his lungs and exerting pressure on his heart, causing chest pains, and a crushing sensation around his heart. Then when he sways forward, his belly is more relaxed protruding out further in front of him on the floor, and he is then able to gasp for a breath of air. This repeats over and over again as he's dancing.<br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic6.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic6.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 278px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 342px;" border="0" /></a><br />And here he is seen from behind. It's quite obvious he's had a really good head start on his older brother. He was only 17 years old when he was bald on top of his head while his older brother wasn't bald yet until he was about 29 years old. He was only 13 years old when he became unable to wear pants anymore because of his low-hanging massive upper-body, and he also had developed Type 2 Diabetes when he was only 15 years old and had to start taking insulin while his older brother didn't become diabetic until he was 27 years old.<br /><br />Also, being a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, he never gained any weight on his hips, butt, or legs, while gaining massive amounts of fat on his upper-body, his arms, chest, and belly. His love-handles are at least five times as wide as his hips, and when dancing, swaying from side to side, he can't even get his huge massive love-handles up off the floor!<br /><br />Naturally of course, being a really huge glutton, he continues to gain even more weight, but only on his upper-body, like a lot of morbidly obese apple-shaped males with great big bellies, small butts, and skinny legs.<br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic7.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic7.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 321px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 381px;" border="0" /></a><br />And now, here he is at 25 years old. He has so much upper-body fat that his lower-back-fat hangs down over his butt! While facing his audience he sways forward and backward, and when he sways backward, his lower-back-fat comes down to the floor behind him!<br /><br />He can't do the BELLY-BOUNCE like his older brother because he can't get his huge massive belly up off the floor, and so, he invented a new dance movement that he calls . . . . .<br /><br />THE-HIDE-MY-ASS-LOWER-BACK-FAT-SPLAT on the floor!<br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic8.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/BigFatDancingDiabetic8.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 237px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 349px;" border="0" /></a><br />And finally, here he is seen from behind while dancing with his back to his audience.<br /><br />WOW! Will ya just look at this guy! Really awesome! Eh? I truly envy him! His most magnificent lovely love-handles have now become about ten times as broad has his narrow hips! His arms are so fat he can't bend his elbows! He can't even lay his arms down on the sides of his huge massive upper-body. His arms are permanently raised high above his head!<br /><br />He now weighs about 7,530 pounds! The only reason why he is able to stand up is because his huge belly and great big love-handles hang all the way down to the floor, and spread out on the floor, thus, taking most of the weight off of his feet so that he can stand up, and dance, by swaying forward and backward or swaying from side to side.<br /><br />So, he is able to stand up on his feet with no more effort than someone weighing only a few hundred pounds.<br /><br />But, how does he sit down, and how can he sleep?<br /><br />Well, it is quite obvious that he can't lay down on a bed to sleep. He can't even sit down on a chair that has a back-rest or sit down on a couch because a couch also has a back-rest. He can't even sit down on the edge of a king-sized bed. That is because of the great big roll of fat on his lower-back which protrudes far out beyond his butt and also hangs down over his butt, and his huge love-handles that hang down to the floor also makes in impossible for him to sit on a couch or bed.<br /><br />He can't sleep on his back, because if the great big roll of fat on his lower-back. Also, the weight of his huge massive belly would literally squeeze the life out of him crushing him to death under his own body weight! He would suffocate from thousands of pounds of fat pressing down on him! He can't sleep on his belly, and he certainly can't sleep on either his left or right side.<br /><br />So, how do you sleep when your love-handles spread out on the floor about twice as wide as you are tall? How do you sleep when your lower-back-fat protrudes out about three feet beyond your butt and hangs down over your butt? And how do you sleep when your belly is down on the floor protruding about seven feet out in front of you?<br /><br />And you can't very well sleep standing up. Even a person of average weight is unable to stand on his/her feet 24 hours a day without sleeping. Your feet would start hurting and your legs would get tired, so eventually, you'll have to sit down.<br /><br />Also, he can not sit down on anything too low, like a bed, because his belly and his chest would rise up. His chest would rise up in front of his face being higher than the top of his head, and his belly would rise up collapsing his lungs and stopping his heart!<br /><br />So, he must stand up all the time, or else, somebody could place a bar stool under his butt, then he can sit on a high bar stool, thus taking more weight off of his feet. He would have to sleep sitting on a bar stool!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRfmCqnRC0AQ-ti9sI6PZx4CVvPpQa8Z0luBg34QBSGwK2ExCAYX8ru5KRZ4MYtzZ8Atx4dPVfeac-7A77dpeeex_oD0BR4jg7xc7blmF-er6RyOVXubP-xYpNcOkka3mkaX0dusHBqQi_/s1600/Diabetic+Sitting+On+Stool.JPG"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705873082463609970" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRfmCqnRC0AQ-ti9sI6PZx4CVvPpQa8Z0luBg34QBSGwK2ExCAYX8ru5KRZ4MYtzZ8Atx4dPVfeac-7A77dpeeex_oD0BR4jg7xc7blmF-er6RyOVXubP-xYpNcOkka3mkaX0dusHBqQi_/s400/Diabetic+Sitting+On+Stool.JPG" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 286px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" border="0" /></a>So, all he has to do is to sit his little butt on a bar stool, and then, he can lean slightly forward on his huge belly that hang down to the floor. Even when he's asleep, there is no chance that he'll fall of the stool, because his huge massive belly spreading out on the floor in front of him keeps him from falling forward, and it's quit obvious that there is no chance of him falling over backwards.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIvgKvANuNqRJ5vHr674e1EVyRZCBLDes8j1ObwiQkgyMnPqKc7zkwwdK0ZJkLsEgwLFDMBFL0e2LM5AQQe0Iu4RYIZc6znYZl3RgNvHVg-kLK8-ue78t3Ggw2fa0yh2iXMVnU70PYuZnL/s1600/Diabetic+Sitting+On+Stool+b.JPG"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705873432095597794" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIvgKvANuNqRJ5vHr674e1EVyRZCBLDes8j1ObwiQkgyMnPqKc7zkwwdK0ZJkLsEgwLFDMBFL0e2LM5AQQe0Iu4RYIZc6znYZl3RgNvHVg-kLK8-ue78t3Ggw2fa0yh2iXMVnU70PYuZnL/s400/Diabetic+Sitting+On+Stool+b.JPG" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 281px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" border="0" /></a>Also, because the width of his broad love-handles are about twice his height and spread out on the floor, there is no chance that he would topple over to either side, so he can easily sleep while sitting his little butt on a bar stool!<br /><br />Yeah! That was him when he was 25 years old, and his older brother was 32 years old. The younger brother had been following in the footsteps of his older brother. It had been about four years since he started dancing at The Big Apple Night Club, and at the age of 25, he achieved a weight of 7,530 pounds. His older brother had tried to keep on gaining, but he was never able to go over 1,850 pounds.<br /><br />Yes, the younger brother had been following in his older brother's footsteps, but the irony was, that he was in the lead, and it was the older brother who wanted desperately to follow in the younger brother's footsteps.<br /><br />The older brother had been dancing at The Big Apple Night Club for nine years while the younger brother had been dancing there about four years.<br /><br />And then . . . . . late one evening . . . . . the younger brother eventually died from a massive heart attack about three weeks after his 25th birthday. He had been dancing on the stage when he twisted his ankle, and his legs went out from under his huge massive upper-body. He dropped to his knees, and his chest rose up in front of his face higher than the top of his head, and as his belly rose up almost as high as his chest, his lungs collapsed and he stopped breathing, and his heart was literally crushed inside his chest. He died instantly, just from falling to his knees!<br /><br />His older brother continued working at The Big Apple Night Club for another five years and died at the age of 37 years about nine months after his 37th birthday.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">And now, some more of my animations.</span><br /><br />This one you have all seen before, but I thought it bears repeating. The following animation below is one of my all time favorites.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/AppleShapedWeightGain.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/AppleShapedWeightGain.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 281px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 351px;" border="0" /></a><br />This animation depicts the year by year weight gain of an obese apple-shaped male.<br /><br />At first, before becoming super super morbidly obese, when he was just starting out on his journey of weight gain, he was able to wear his pants up high enough to cover his butt and he could tuck in his shirt. He started out with a full head of hair. Then his arms started getting fatter, his chest bigger, his belly getting fatter, and his hair starting to thin out on top of his head and the hairline receding. So, he has an expanding waistline and a receding hairline!<br /><br />He is the typical apple-shaped obese male, gaining most of his fat on his upper-body. As his belly gets bigger, his shirts no longer cover his belly, and he shows off his bellybutton. Also, as his belly gets bigger, it hangs down lower over the waistband of his shorts, and his shorts begin sliding down lower on his butt, thus, exposing his butt-crack, and as he continues to gain more weight, he loses more hair on top of his head until he is bald on the top of his head.<br /><br />Yeah! He's gaining weight, and losing hair!<br /><br />With ever increasing obesity, his belly gets bigger and hangs down lower, and his shorts slide down lower on his butt exposing some more of his butt-crack until, eventually, his belly hangs down so low that he drops his pants, and he is no longer able to wear pants anymore! So, why even bother putting on a shirt and shoes? When you can't wear pants, you might as well just take off the shirt and kick off the shoes and just go about in the house in the nude as naked as the day your were born. Yeah! Just go about in your birthday suit, which eventually becomes your burial suit when you die.<br /><br />So, as we are all born into this world naked, the super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male goes out of this world naked when he dies. This is his final destiny.<br /><br />As so, as the apple-shaped obese male gains a lot of fat mostly on his upper-body, first he loses some of his hair, then he loses his pants, and then, eventually, his life!<br /><br />Yeah! Gain lots of weight, lose some hair, lose your pants, and then, lose your life!<br /><br />That is the natural life cycle of apple-shaped male obesity!<br /><br />The next image below is not an animation, but it is another one of my all time favorites that I have shown here before, so it also bears repeating.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikTg3BLhwnutUJf54Rk1jaW4n0g9AbnTW8kjVHdU0pfeOEwgjxppUhWbXB5-oF_SZN4Seg_uvuI59hihatjklOcy9AsTcEHgTCalM-BVqL6gGnyTwDC-oL7vso8DoXwW80Bw36TDV9EFc_/s1600/Diabetic+Husband.JPG"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705983078185588242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikTg3BLhwnutUJf54Rk1jaW4n0g9AbnTW8kjVHdU0pfeOEwgjxppUhWbXB5-oF_SZN4Seg_uvuI59hihatjklOcy9AsTcEHgTCalM-BVqL6gGnyTwDC-oL7vso8DoXwW80Bw36TDV9EFc_/s400/Diabetic+Husband.JPG" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 207px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br /><div style="text-align: center;">a larger view that is easier to read.</div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">In the cartoon above titled <span style="font-style: italic;">"EUPHEMISTICALLY SPEAKING"</span> the bald-headed apple-shaped obese man appears to be wearing only a shirt and shoes, but no pants! Actually, he is wearing a pair of shorts, but his belly hangs down so low that it is hanging down over the front of his shorts, thus, concealing his shorts under his great big belly! The obese bald-headed man's wife, the lady in the green shirt says<span style="font-style: italic;"> "Last year my husband was examined by our doctor because he had been hiding his shorts for over a year!"</span> which translates as meaning [Last year my husband was diagnosed as having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.] to which her friend replies <span style="font-style: italic;">"It's been almost three years since my husband dropped his pants" </span>which translates as meaning [It's been almost three years since my husband died from a massive heart attack!] so, hiding your shorts is a euphemism for having diabetes and heart disease and dropping your pants is a euphemism for having died from a heart attack, which is what happens to morbidly obese apple-shaped males.<br /><br />First you gain a lot of weight on your upper body until your belly hangs down over the front of your shorts so that your shorts are hidden under your huge low-hanging belly, and then, because of your upper-body fat you become diabetic with heart disease.<br /><br />With even more weight gain, your belly hangs down even lower, down to your knees or below your knees, and your love-handles hang down over your hips, then it becomes impossible to put on pants anymore, thus, you <span style="font-style: italic;">"drop your pants"</span> before you eventually have a massive heart attack and die in the nude!<br /><br />And so, diabetes in its early phase is The Hidden Shorts Disease and in its more advanced phase, diabetes becomes The Falling Pants Disease!<br style="font-style: italic;"><br /></div></div>And here is another one of my all time favorites. Of course this one is not an animation either.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi0eVyXyeqhZRi1tzHF4pxsltlnivyG5PNSQslW-G37saL4JuDpd3OwNKtSz67nryElaP1sYW0jdgoo4XzujgmD5bMfgUEZRUzrJQj7yWf2hmTiJivDi5CzF8eNpc0k9yQZKXIjSf_NcwS/s1600/Diabtic+Gluttons+Convention.JPG"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705997241198211698" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi0eVyXyeqhZRi1tzHF4pxsltlnivyG5PNSQslW-G37saL4JuDpd3OwNKtSz67nryElaP1sYW0jdgoo4XzujgmD5bMfgUEZRUzrJQj7yWf2hmTiJivDi5CzF8eNpc0k9yQZKXIjSf_NcwS/s400/Diabtic+Gluttons+Convention.JPG" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 194px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a larger view that is easier to read.</div><br />This is just some super morbidly obese apple-shaped males from The Big Apple Club hanging around at the club swimming pool. To qualify for membership, you must be a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, you must be bald on top of your head, have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, and you must be a lazy glutton who loves to eat massive amounts of food and never gets any exercise. Also, another qualification for member ship is that you must have had at least one heart attack.<br /><br />These guys are just enjoying a day at the swimming pool and they're holding their Annual Belly Flop Contest to see who can make the biggest splash as they plop face down in the water.<br /><br />Notice that they all have huge massive upper-bodies, big fat arms, big breasts, huge round bellies, small butts, and skinny legs, like the true apple-shaped obese male. Also notice that their arms are bigger around than their hips, and the tallest guy with the biggest upper-body has the fattest arms, the smallest butt, and the shortest and skinniest legs! He's only 24 years old and has recovered from his second heart attack that he had recently. He had his first heart attack about a week after his 21st birthday! Every one of these guys has had a least one heart attack and they all insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetics.<br /><br />Here's another one of my favorite images.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2u_GVMrX3YTayVoXcE-B0tTHqxt7Mkwfg5cMBujnC1nSpb3aWQNjBHIWpDPjgoG7BF594-wZewyicGrf4BQn_1I1HoM1hCYqltCmkGHz8PySaquP56zFvTXcj7n6nNrNCOXc2ojp4prIh/s1600/Glutton+On+The+Beach.JPG"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706072536183337506" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2u_GVMrX3YTayVoXcE-B0tTHqxt7Mkwfg5cMBujnC1nSpb3aWQNjBHIWpDPjgoG7BF594-wZewyicGrf4BQn_1I1HoM1hCYqltCmkGHz8PySaquP56zFvTXcj7n6nNrNCOXc2ojp4prIh/s400/Glutton+On+The+Beach.JPG" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 264px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a larger view that is easier to read.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Yeah! Another super morbidly obese apple-shaped male on the beach with a really huge low-hanging belly and his little yellow polka-dotted shorts sliding about half-way down on his little butt! He sure is carrying around a great big pants dropping heart-stopper in front of him!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">And in the next picture below, we see . . . . .<br /></div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzZZkV6QnWYCZbb_8L3OJ4iZs6nFQsXIhM-4tlbR9ZfeZ2YRfYSNnGGgO6v0fJMD_baluB3zDS4F-RrDHlfyLzImoyAlm5lJXzxb5eYDciWWXC9Q55u_BddJMDppQpIjbQhPmU2ukc1fam/s1600/Heart+Attack+On+The+Beach.JPG"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706075178549127026" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzZZkV6QnWYCZbb_8L3OJ4iZs6nFQsXIhM-4tlbR9ZfeZ2YRfYSNnGGgO6v0fJMD_baluB3zDS4F-RrDHlfyLzImoyAlm5lJXzxb5eYDciWWXC9Q55u_BddJMDppQpIjbQhPmU2ukc1fam/s400/Heart+Attack+On+The+Beach.JPG" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 261px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a larger view that is easier to read.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">. . . . . we see that his heart-stopper has finally done it's final deed, which is of course, stopping his heart! Yeah! Works, doesn't it! What can I say? Sometimes life's a beach!!! And then, you die!!!<br /><br />And of course, another one of my favorite drawings.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZIRbBoDvErM8-jXjzUMGPabIiQT9WPHGZTREU7ts2UiSvNrLI3JhDhCNsw0LWzF7DucN8IvJTfu4By2mfnz0z3d8fAiVCeCtzdnQLsR8MCiN_VVkDalcL_sOsAycwaZFQiB49uFGQR1V2/s1600/Bariatric+Ambulance.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZIRbBoDvErM8-jXjzUMGPabIiQT9WPHGZTREU7ts2UiSvNrLI3JhDhCNsw0LWzF7DucN8IvJTfu4By2mfnz0z3d8fAiVCeCtzdnQLsR8MCiN_VVkDalcL_sOsAycwaZFQiB49uFGQR1V2/s400/Bariatric+Ambulance.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706336913535048146" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a larger view that is easier to read.</div><br />WOW! This dude really went out in a big way! Eh? This guy is so enormously obese that the interns can't even get him into the ambulance!<br /><br /><br />So now, let us conclude, ending this article on a more happy note.<br /></div></div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAce3bitaLVtHHRJ5pUOcUshyPq_nIqh61B2CiEJgX7KQOeQKGYWCx8RacoGrBnxkBcNuvCE1m21jjZ03UDxQ7d1kl-pH58ivHzp4tx7E9Mlw-v9e-vBumzfUthvYLWROVquh8KbEfqY4l/s1600/PANTS+HALF+OFF.JPG"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706079222514722754" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAce3bitaLVtHHRJ5pUOcUshyPq_nIqh61B2CiEJgX7KQOeQKGYWCx8RacoGrBnxkBcNuvCE1m21jjZ03UDxQ7d1kl-pH58ivHzp4tx7E9Mlw-v9e-vBumzfUthvYLWROVquh8KbEfqY4l/s400/PANTS+HALF+OFF.JPG" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 194px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" border="0" /></a>Here's another super morbidly obese apple-shaped male going into his favorite King Size men's clothing store to take advantage of a Special Summer Sale with short pants priced at half off. Well, the red shorts he's wearing now is already almost half off! Yeah! Almost half off on his butt!<br /><br />And finally, one more animation that I had created over a year ago.<br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/SuperWeightGain.gif"><img alt="" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Cartoons/Big%20Fat%20Animations/SuperWeightGain.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 310px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 381px;" border="0" /></a></div><span style=";font-size:small;color:black;" ><br />Yeah! Uh huh! This guy is a real scale buster! I am truly envious! Wish that were me!<br /><br /><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjV9gns3wUwub3J4OgVt-HhMe4voc5gkH9PjSJZ9gWJ5q7xHviVZTPuOHRtuj4P_KEp4Kz4x9BP9num0wYUa3a1ifSfMTewrFhcHVBYWMIuAHmSeKHPMqoIm7oSWzqX-NaLrDDPMbnEMA9/s1600/Mooning+The+World.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjV9gns3wUwub3J4OgVt-HhMe4voc5gkH9PjSJZ9gWJ5q7xHviVZTPuOHRtuj4P_KEp4Kz4x9BP9num0wYUa3a1ifSfMTewrFhcHVBYWMIuAHmSeKHPMqoIm7oSWzqX-NaLrDDPMbnEMA9/s400/Mooning+The+World.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706341208335458658" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8XdAR_mA__I9ThGx3xkrdArv7rG7eSiOvw9eF4vNfwAC762I4rmljQwdonKWw-CnlZD3GZC3uQAprLnPRpT65qC6rAtUPoHB-8SJ7u1TAO_0ZjrKvA5374_FjVS96MKJQP36foQTCn2Xz/s1600/Apple+Shaped+Nude+Dude.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8XdAR_mA__I9ThGx3xkrdArv7rG7eSiOvw9eF4vNfwAC762I4rmljQwdonKWw-CnlZD3GZC3uQAprLnPRpT65qC6rAtUPoHB-8SJ7u1TAO_0ZjrKvA5374_FjVS96MKJQP36foQTCn2Xz/s400/Apple+Shaped+Nude+Dude.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706340256784137362" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE END</span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">* * * * *</span><br /></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-3762208242095926022010-09-30T04:33:00.009-06:002012-02-06T23:50:46.617-07:00ANNOUNCING THE LATEST CHANGES IN MY WEB SITE POLICY!<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >ATTENTION EVERYBODY! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYmngWzr5WpHmtGY-2G8U0ntIQqqQNKtqIqDB9SdTVka-okGCpiGhTetEGVmfQ4ZUl0IJFKjzULPxuhrTUcdQAO98vBjxkg4OaTfBRj2nOBNdnr2GvTYd1yBCOoCwDZF8HeBaitarotU80/s1600/Obesity+Challenge+4.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 355px; height: 215px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYmngWzr5WpHmtGY-2G8U0ntIQqqQNKtqIqDB9SdTVka-okGCpiGhTetEGVmfQ4ZUl0IJFKjzULPxuhrTUcdQAO98vBjxkg4OaTfBRj2nOBNdnr2GvTYd1yBCOoCwDZF8HeBaitarotU80/s400/Obesity+Challenge+4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521332335368149394" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above<br /><div style="text-align: center;">for a much easier to read view<br /></div></div><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />TO ALL MY BLOG VIEWERS . . . . . I HAVE MADE SOME CHANGES IN MY POLICIES WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING MY NEWEST CARTOON DRAWINGS OF SUPER SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">APPLE-SHAPED</span> MALES. THEREFORE FROM THIS DAY FORTH, ANY NEW DRAWINGS THAT I HAVE CREATED OF MY SUPER SUPER SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">APPLE-SHAPED </span>MALES, IF THE UPPER-BELLY ABOVE THE WAIST HANGS DOWN MORE THAN HALF-WAY DOWN OVER THE THIGHS, OR DOWN TO THE KNEES, OR LOWER, THEN . . . THEY WILL BE DEPICTED IN THE NUDE! ONLY THOSE MORBIDLY OBESE <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">APPLE-SHAPED</span> MALES WHO'S BELL</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Y ONLY HANG DOWN LESS THAN HALF-WAY OVER THE THIGHS WILL BE DEPICTED WEARING PANTS OR SHORTS, OTHERWISE, IF THE BELLY HANGS DOWN MUCH LOWER, LIKE HALF-WAY DOWN OVER THE THIGHS, OR DOWN TO THE KNEES, OR EVEN LOWER, THEN, THEY WILL ALL BE DEPICTED ONLY IN THE NUDE, AS NAKED AS THE DAY THEY WERE BORN!</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />OK, now you're all probably wondering why my recent change in policy. Well, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> male, then your huge round belly will hang down over the waistband of your pants, and your pants tend to slide down lower on your ass, about half-way down on your ass, and of course, your shirts won't completely cover your belly, in which case, you'll probably go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and exposing your butt-crack.<br /><br />But if your belly hangs down much lower, say like, half-way down over your thighs or down to your knees, or even lower, then your love-handles will probably hang down over your hips, in which case, it will be virtually impossible for you to wear pants or shorts. You will not be able to pull your pants up, nor will anybody else be able to pull your pants up for you. Your pants will slide down below your butt and fall down and drop to the floor.<br /><br />The animation below depicts what happens to a super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> </span>male with with a big belly and small butt during his ever increasing weight gain.<br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/GainingGlutton01.gif"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 365px; height: 293px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/GainingGlutton01.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>You'll notice, that as he gains more and more weight on his upper-body, his belly hangs down lower and lower until he finally loses his shorts. Yeah, first he is losing his hair, then his pants, and eventually his life! When his belly hangs down to his knees, he can't keep his shorts from falling down, and then . . . well . . . when you can't wear pants anymore, then why even bother to wear shirts? You might as well go around naked, just sitting around the house in the nude.<br /><br />That is why, from now on, any one of my <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> </span><span>super supe</span><span>r</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>morbidly obese males who's belly hangs down over his thighs almost to the knees will all be depicted only in the nude!<br /><br />Now then . . . . . what about super super morbidly obese males who happen to be <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span>?<br /><br />Well . . . if you have a great big fat ass, broad hips, big fat thighs, and a huge lower-belly or groin area below the waist, then you are still able to wear your pants up high around your waist, and you are still able to tuck in your shirts. The <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span> obese males can always wear pants no matter how obese they become, even if the huge groin region below the waist hangs down lower than the knees! But of course, they will need to wear huge big-ass pants. So, when my <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> males as depicted in my drawings have become super super obese to the point to where the belly hangs down almost to the knees or lower, they will just have to go around naked, while my <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span> obese males as depicted in my drawings, they will all wear great big fat-ass pants, and some will wear pants with loud ridiculous patterns or great big fat-ass sissy pants, as depicted in the next picture below.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHxUmHJx8JaY86DL8Rk0wnuWtrQeJot_CMOcUdU29XrcqSUzYAvRFCKM2YCTRjxRyOl2rcctOCU6Tw7rD8FEyMcxdBdBlYwI0l8T8bF4W4P_KKTVLl3qLHsVarivGHGgb9SB9oMTcKCppa/s1600/Obese+Sissy+Boy+4.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHxUmHJx8JaY86DL8Rk0wnuWtrQeJot_CMOcUdU29XrcqSUzYAvRFCKM2YCTRjxRyOl2rcctOCU6Tw7rD8FEyMcxdBdBlYwI0l8T8bF4W4P_KKTVLl3qLHsVarivGHGgb9SB9oMTcKCppa/s400/Obese+Sissy+Boy+4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521859818816711938" border="0" /></a>And of course, I will occasionally depict some <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped </span>super super super obese males in the nude, as in the next picture below.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn02WDzC9seeJEekcbKQKWcyvVQcs9WTY4bC9wGD2rHKebhDCB3_OHySeQaogR7-aXnAAxD6ReHpaW0Fb0ND6aTdxTwACoW8rVNm4RLO03-IEtPjgk-HA81CdgqccGd-YaILcNgiTCF4ga/s1600/Obese+Sissy+Boy+5.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 337px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn02WDzC9seeJEekcbKQKWcyvVQcs9WTY4bC9wGD2rHKebhDCB3_OHySeQaogR7-aXnAAxD6ReHpaW0Fb0ND6aTdxTwACoW8rVNm4RLO03-IEtPjgk-HA81CdgqccGd-YaILcNgiTCF4ga/s400/Obese+Sissy+Boy+5.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521864643446693522" border="0" /></a>So, yes! Sometimes I will depict super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span> males in the nude, but mostly, I will depict super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> males in the nude if their bellies hang down to the knees and lower.<br /><br />OK. To depict all of these super super super morbidly obese males in the nude, whether they be either <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> or <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span>, would NOT be considered to be pornography. that is because, if you're so enormously obese that your belly hangs down over your thighs, or down to your knees, or lower, then your belly also hangs down over your penis completely hiding it from view. Then you will appear to be completely sexless!<br /><br />The next picture below, which you may have seen in one of my previous articles, depicts BOTH the super super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span> AND <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> males wearing business suits and neck ties.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSddo1Guj6wuxtLZJEJbi1aEVdeI5DN2JYuD_qMUpJylwL6zIDQ09AVJRV7w6brbm5a1OPgrjzrpMJAAZpA1nMseqp0rvpObT80F7PDuEKx4w7LuxUEH3t90dhmMQY8g84YAQUkbq4ykE4/s1600/Business+Suits.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 355px; height: 211px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSddo1Guj6wuxtLZJEJbi1aEVdeI5DN2JYuD_qMUpJylwL6zIDQ09AVJRV7w6brbm5a1OPgrjzrpMJAAZpA1nMseqp0rvpObT80F7PDuEKx4w7LuxUEH3t90dhmMQY8g84YAQUkbq4ykE4/s400/Business+Suits.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521866931796687010" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above<br /><div style="text-align: center;">for a much easier to read view<br /></div></div><br />Naturally, since the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> obese male's belly hangs down lower than his knees it would actually be physically impossible for him to wear pants, so he will just have to go naked as in the next picture below.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHhE3Ex2x4mp9fZ0-IUEUzlHwraWNUpBBGG-nIFNLZCaSE_AtussKEFE-5MiAU8qh-6CuD3JXIZdA3TK4uSawhuqUVGp_kD4hPs4DysPXTCzKRKS5uZ3ocJ6riRhB0o8rTbACWfkQV7N3l/s1600/Too+Fat+Too+Wear+Pants.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 344px; height: 306px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHhE3Ex2x4mp9fZ0-IUEUzlHwraWNUpBBGG-nIFNLZCaSE_AtussKEFE-5MiAU8qh-6CuD3JXIZdA3TK4uSawhuqUVGp_kD4hPs4DysPXTCzKRKS5uZ3ocJ6riRhB0o8rTbACWfkQV7N3l/s400/Too+Fat+Too+Wear+Pants.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521874212124930210" border="0" /></a>So, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> male with a huge round belly and a small butt and thinner legs, and if your belly hangs down over your thighs almost to your knees, then you are no longer able to put on any pants, because your pants will just keep falling down and somebody will have to keep pulling them back up again only to have them fall back down again, so you may as well forget about wearing pants entirely. That's why, from now on, in all of my drawings of <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> males who's belly hangs down almost to the knees, they will be depicted only in the nude. Only those apple-shaped obese males who's belly does not yet hang down to the knees, only they will be shown wearing pants.<br /><br />Now, as for us <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped </span>super super obese males with great big butts, broad hips, and great big thunder-thighs, even if the huge groin area below the waist hangs down lower than the knees, we can still wear great big fat-ass pants.<br /><br />But <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> super super morbidly obese males wear great big shirts the size of tents and small kiddie-sized pants because they have great big huge round bellies above the waist, a pathetically small butt, and much thinner legs. The<span style="font-weight: bold;"> <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span> </span>obese male is bottom-heavy with his huge Majestic Royal Rump while the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> super morbidly obese male is rather top-heavy with a huge tank sized belly and a little baby-butt!<br /><br />Also, obese people who are more <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span> tend to live much longer lives than obese people who are more <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> because upper-body fat tends to be far more unhealthy or pathogenic than lower-body fat which is relatively harmless compared to upper-body fat.<br /><br />OK, in many of my previous articles, I have referred to obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped </span>males and females as <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;">Pear Men</span> and <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;">Pear women</span> while I have referred to obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped </span>males and females as <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Apple Boys</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Apple Girls</span>.<br /><br />But one of the blog members here, in posting in one of my forums, he has used the opposite designations, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Apple Men</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Apple Women</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Pear Boys</span>, and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Pear Girls</span>. His reason being, that we obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span> males tend to be more gentle and docile, and sometimes take on a more effeminate or even an infantile appearance while many of the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> apple-shaped</span> males tend to be more Macho and more aggressive.<br /><br />But I use the designations <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Pear Men,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Pear Women</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Apple Boys</span>, and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Apple Girls</span>, because, as I have said repeatedly, obese people who are <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span> tend to live much longer than obese people who are <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span>. I have seen many <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;">pear-shaped</span> obese males living into their 70s and 80s while most <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> obese males are lucky if they live past their 60s and many of them die at a much younger age, like, in their 30s, 40s, or 50s, hence, my designation, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Apple Boys</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Pear Men</span>.<br /><br />I mean, like, face it guys! If you're an <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped </span>obese male who's upper-arms and forearms are bigger around than your thighs, and you have great big fat man-boobs or "moobs" that are much bigger than your butt-cheeks, and your belly is much bigger around than your hips, and you have narrow hips, a small butt, and skinny legs, then . . . you're not going to live very long. But you will have a lot more fun during your much shorter lives because you all get to go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and exposing your butt-crack, which is a great pleasure that is forever denied to us obese males who are more <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span>. We <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pear-shaped</span> obese males may live much longer than you <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> obese males, but we really don't have as much fun.<br /><br />OK, getting back on topic again.<br /><br />As I have been saying, hence forth, from this day on, from now on, any new cartoon drawings that I have created of super super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> males, if the belly hangs down more than half-way over the thighs and/or down to the knees, or lower, then they will ALL be depicted only in the nude.<br /><br />Here are some of my past examples of super morbidly <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> males who were still able to wear pants or shorts in the next pictures below.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIst6cuVUNw3oN13zE-cE5d9I0TxWiFMqn7WEti_HyXfoRR49VJUk8CiK7p2I5HZySQ1tFY8R6Txvtoh14q8pBtfL_BT_1YqW2RbEOxOy56NG_RAdAuJ1ijJg_pDkwtxiInmXkkBh83xx8/s1600/MOONING+THE+WORLD.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIst6cuVUNw3oN13zE-cE5d9I0TxWiFMqn7WEti_HyXfoRR49VJUk8CiK7p2I5HZySQ1tFY8R6Txvtoh14q8pBtfL_BT_1YqW2RbEOxOy56NG_RAdAuJ1ijJg_pDkwtxiInmXkkBh83xx8/s400/MOONING+THE+WORLD.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521096938917579314" border="0" /></a>I guess you all remember this particular picture that I like to add to the very end of each of my articles. Well, NO MORE! He's not going to be around anymore. He's not going to go out mooning the world. That's because, as you may very well notice, his belly hangs down way below his knees and his love-handles hang down over his hips, so he really can't put on pants. In a cartoon drawing he can be depicted as wearing pants. But then, anything is possible in a cartoon drawing. But if this were in real life, he would be unable to wear pants. So, the next picture below will depict a more realistic version of our supper supper morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> male.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKojdeK1YlTMp-fgMysVHPDcr4qB-GQFVz-P9BxzD7ZsTrQOd8mPPSxzS0JJcHjfDNVXQXGI56KgcVWdX4S62DajACb9hNT_H_0ETkUtOJ86fIBzyLXMm-L0cUUY-dthnjbd9H_j1_nQtC/s1600/Apple+Shaped+Nude+Dude.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKojdeK1YlTMp-fgMysVHPDcr4qB-GQFVz-P9BxzD7ZsTrQOd8mPPSxzS0JJcHjfDNVXQXGI56KgcVWdX4S62DajACb9hNT_H_0ETkUtOJ86fIBzyLXMm-L0cUUY-dthnjbd9H_j1_nQtC/s400/Apple+Shaped+Nude+Dude.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521099677057091010" border="0" /></a>So, yes, he'll still be around, it's just that he won't be going out mooning the world anymore. He will just have to stay at home, naked as the day he was born, just sitting around in his home in the nude, never being able to go out ever again, unless he takes up residence in a nude colony. Also, since it has now become physically impossible for him to wear pants, then . . . why should he even bother to put on a shirt or a pair of shoes? Yeah! Like, sorry dude! But your clothes wearing days are over!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >==========================</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">SPECIAL REQUEST!!!</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Oh yes! It is truly most unfortunate, that ALL of these super super super morbidly obese </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">males can no longer go out in public to proudly display their huge massive bodies since they can't put on pants anymore. So, what is needed is to help these guys in anyway we can, by establishing more nude beaches or nude colonies, or what we shall call "Naked Cities" for the super obese where they can live and take up permanent residence so that they can walk the streets in the nude and that they may be able to again publicly and proudly put themselves on display for all to gaze upon with awesome wonder and astonishment! This is what is so desperately needed! </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >==========================</span><br /><br />Anyway . . . . . . .<br /><br />Here's another cartoon picture from one of my previous articles. Again, another super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> male, his belly hanging way down below his knees almost to the ground, and yet, he's depicted as wearing short pants, which in real life would be impossible.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9dX3IQr_YLAesRfGEIp9_HPmNCh2qZCz2mfzob7NICycfBZF80oYerzwRcXp2A3Jp0CeonaPFvCOHttmViq6IlIB7sdtXwDG9nZ4APGAdRm0WgXeL7IDfOtESNwAIE7LtwmskK-dtCGxB/s1600/Obesity+Challenge+3.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 384px; height: 234px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9dX3IQr_YLAesRfGEIp9_HPmNCh2qZCz2mfzob7NICycfBZF80oYerzwRcXp2A3Jp0CeonaPFvCOHttmViq6IlIB7sdtXwDG9nZ4APGAdRm0WgXeL7IDfOtESNwAIE7LtwmskK-dtCGxB/s400/Obesity+Challenge+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521149505524657442" border="0" /></a>When your belly hangs down almost to the ground, there is no way you can ever put on any pants. It just can't be done! Two or three strong guys would have to lift up on your belly and then someone would have to get behind to pull your pants up with all of his strength to get the front of your pants to go up into the skin-fold under your belly. It just can't be done. Your pants would just simply fall back down again.<br /><br />The next picture below depicts the same guy after some more weight gain, only this time, he is totally in the nude, as naked as the day he was born.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYmngWzr5WpHmtGY-2G8U0ntIQqqQNKtqIqDB9SdTVka-okGCpiGhTetEGVmfQ4ZUl0IJFKjzULPxuhrTUcdQAO98vBjxkg4OaTfBRj2nOBNdnr2GvTYd1yBCOoCwDZF8HeBaitarotU80/s1600/Obesity+Challenge+4.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 338px; height: 205px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYmngWzr5WpHmtGY-2G8U0ntIQqqQNKtqIqDB9SdTVka-okGCpiGhTetEGVmfQ4ZUl0IJFKjzULPxuhrTUcdQAO98vBjxkg4OaTfBRj2nOBNdnr2GvTYd1yBCOoCwDZF8HeBaitarotU80/s400/Obesity+Challenge+4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521332335368149394" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above<br /><div style="text-align: center;">for a much easier to read view<br /></div></div><br />As you can see, his huge round belly hangs way down below his knees almost down to the ground so it is certainly impossible for him to put on any pants.<br /><br />OK, if you can recall in one of my previous articles, I have referred to insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes as "<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Hidden Pants Disease</span>" because of the huge belly hanging down over the front of the shorts completely hiding the shorts from view. An example is given in the next picture below, as it was shown in one of my previous articles in this blog.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxtsDB7YZFG6wI9apEvU64FV_Y7wRKGWzsC3LYWpeYzYCT3dWBmTck3hyphenhyphenI1WqRDlVG8SAGE5NRuZM3QBNkG376N9MqWc3ux4tdZZaeWA9_fPtgeqI7pViEh663BYhOJoWhQwtDbeUFQVBk/s1600/Speedo+Boy+2.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 391px; height: 244px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxtsDB7YZFG6wI9apEvU64FV_Y7wRKGWzsC3LYWpeYzYCT3dWBmTck3hyphenhyphenI1WqRDlVG8SAGE5NRuZM3QBNkG376N9MqWc3ux4tdZZaeWA9_fPtgeqI7pViEh663BYhOJoWhQwtDbeUFQVBk/s400/Speedo+Boy+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521892974310421698" border="0" /></a>On the left is a kid about 12 years old standing on the beach wearing his little red speedo, and then at the age of 17 he is still wearing the same size little red speedo, but he has gained a massive amount of weight on his upper-body until his belly hangs down over the front of his speedo completely hiding it under his low hanging belly, and of course he now has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with some heart disease.<br /><br />In the next picture below he is now 19 years old and his belly hangs down almost to his feet!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhABFFIftxfMETorkwlfFcI-qTsbs3HWmwAX_AaFq_1spfHvHw1pNqnyMSsjRQbSVPZSKAlmNdJr986CT4RN1Q_12_7Y8beurcX9PKPHqfe72yLJRAyir4H56FbDNw5g89ZlQ2cTdDAAYsJ/s1600/Speedo+Boy+3.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 356px; height: 316px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhABFFIftxfMETorkwlfFcI-qTsbs3HWmwAX_AaFq_1spfHvHw1pNqnyMSsjRQbSVPZSKAlmNdJr986CT4RN1Q_12_7Y8beurcX9PKPHqfe72yLJRAyir4H56FbDNw5g89ZlQ2cTdDAAYsJ/s400/Speedo+Boy+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521892977062976114" border="0" /></a>Of course, it would now be physically impossible to wear his speedo anymore. He would be completely in the nude and would not be allowed on the beach, unless it were a nude beach. Here he is at the age of 19 on the day before he finally died from a massive heart attack.<br /><br />Now you know why I call Type 2 Diabetes the "<span style="font-weight: bold;">hidden Pants Disease</span>" but in the more advance stages, the belly becomes much larger and hangs down even lower until the pants fall down, as depicted in the next picture below.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTvBudWWRP0fQSCqobZLcMONwh3Rju5QhNisb3H-A1_2wl9kqXUzIypM_OmV2gbw1bKpKYOP6PETdApF1aFGZ2lZ93b4Mpu4nbgkosS2FEWrobyDgepCrjS88T8xHMV_1PiJYkcMQA3ihY/s1600/Diabetes+The+Falling+Pants+Disease.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 376px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTvBudWWRP0fQSCqobZLcMONwh3Rju5QhNisb3H-A1_2wl9kqXUzIypM_OmV2gbw1bKpKYOP6PETdApF1aFGZ2lZ93b4Mpu4nbgkosS2FEWrobyDgepCrjS88T8xHMV_1PiJYkcMQA3ihY/s400/Diabetes+The+Falling+Pants+Disease.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521992899104869394" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">for a much easier to read view<br /></div><br />With ever increasing obesity on the upper-body, the typical <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> obese male will usually develop insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes. In it's more advanced stage, Type 2 Diabetes will first become <span style="font-weight: bold;">"The Hidden Pants Disease</span>" and then, eventually, when Type 2 Diabetes reaches it's most advanced stage, it becomes the "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Falling Pants Disease</span>"! The symptoms of Type 2 Diabetes for extreme <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> obese males is first, massive weight gain on the upper-body which then always causes insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, then heart disease, and then, indecent exposure! First you gain a lot of weight on your upper-body, then you will lose your pants, and then, you will eventually lose your life! The super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> male usually dies from a massive heart attack about three to six months after his pants fell down. So, when ever you hear some lady saying that her husband "dropped his pants" that's a euphemism for, her morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> husband died from a massive heart attack. Another words, when ever some super super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> male has died from a massive heart attack, instead of saying "he kicked the bucket" or "he bought the farm" or he "croaked" instead, people will say he dropped his pants!<br /><br />Sometimes you might even overhear a couple of women talking about their super super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> husbands. One lady asks her friend "I hear that your husband is not doing so well these days. What was the results of his last visit to the doctor?" and her friend answers back "He's now hiding his shorts." and then she replies to her friend "Yeah, I can see you're really worried about him. It's been a few years now since my husband dropped his pants." which of course means, when one lady says her husband is "hiding his shorts" that means that her morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> husband has been diagnosed with insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with some heart disease, and when the other lady says it's been a few years since her husband "dropped his pants" that of course means that her super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> husband has died from a massive heart attack.<br /><br />The next cartoon picture below depicts two house wives, actually one house wife, and her widowed friend talking about their super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> husbands.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVO5WWWsPtiz3VZrJu6qhzdj33o5VzW9Ku5HrgerxmZIWtSz3guglY9Q1dLS0wXPVbuBNMVQhupZipXg1_0y3xDGHRBuOGPYXWxfk5DPtxj7iW_A3-j2U6SljPqFkk44MDd_UcnuzELJUy/s1600/Diabetic+Husband.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 399px; height: 205px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVO5WWWsPtiz3VZrJu6qhzdj33o5VzW9Ku5HrgerxmZIWtSz3guglY9Q1dLS0wXPVbuBNMVQhupZipXg1_0y3xDGHRBuOGPYXWxfk5DPtxj7iW_A3-j2U6SljPqFkk44MDd_UcnuzELJUy/s400/Diabetic+Husband.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522625914094349762" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above<br />for a much easier to read view</div><br />So, there you have it! When someone says that <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">you're</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">hiding your shorts</span>, that's just a euphemism for <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">y</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ou have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes with heart disease</span>, and when someone says that <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">you have finally drop your pants</span>, again, that's just another euphemism for <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">you have died from a massive heart attack!</span> Of course, on average, a super super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> male may live up to six months after he has <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">dropped his pants</span> before he finally dies from his massive heart attack.<br /><br />OK, the next two animations below, I had received in an E-mail sometime back in 2003, and I downloaded and saved them to my computer. I'm sure many of your are familiar with this animated graphic of the obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> dancing diabetic wearing his little blue speedo.<br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/FatDance1.gif"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 172px; height: 162px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/FatDance1.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/FatDance2.gif"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 171px; height: 171px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/FatDance2.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>From the front view, you can see that he is almost hiding his little blue speedo, and from the rear view, you'll notice that his love-handles are much wider than his butt. He most certainly has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and some heart disease.<br /><br />Now, the next two animations below are a much larger and even more obese version of the original animations above. These two animations are my own creation. It took me over a week to get it right, but these are my very own creations!<br /><br />Here's the first one as seen from the front view.<br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/BigFatDancingDiabetic1.gif"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 335px; height: 335px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/BigFatDancingDiabetic1.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>OK buddy! Lose the hat and proudly show off your bald head! Lose the dark eyeglasses! Lose the little gold medallion! And lose the speedo! Since your belly now hangs down below your knees and occasionally bounces on the floor, then from now on, you're going to be dancing in the nude! He has invented a new dance that he calls THE BELLY BOUNCE!<br /><br />And my next animation below shows our dancing diabetic from the rear view.<br /><br /><a href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/BigFatDancingDiabetic2.gif"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 334px; height: 334px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/BigFatDancingDiabetic2.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>You'll notice that his love-handles have become even wider and now hangs down much lower than his little butt, and his belly is bouncing on the floor! Yes, he as finally <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">dropped his pants! </span>He's a goner! He had been dancing in the nude at some night club, and then, one evening during his final performance,<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> he died from a massive heart attack</span> right there on the stage in front of over 250 onlookers in the audience! He was only 25 years old!<br /><br />OK, here is one more cartoon drawing. Do you all remember a comic book character by Harvey Comics of a fat girl named Little Lotta? Harvey Comics was popular among kids back in the 1960s, but I don't think they're published anymore.<br /><br />I have taken the original version of Little Lotta, when she was a kid in grad school, and I have created an adult version of her at the age of 19 and she has become even more obese, and now goes by the name of Big Lona! Here she is, both the original version of Little Lotta and my new improved version of Little Lotta as Big Lona!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8YSxes4fwDyDlgp7m6v2kA4R-KUjCvwpQVnrpRVStx1WuAwpEkUa7b_YtIzRW-AaKZfWAeiDN1-XIaWMqQ-S778Ujn-yvMZgZtZlW6I-arsw_STQC_G6sxwUd5cetMmzPIERf511fiZ-N/s1600/Little+Lotta+And+Big+Lona.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 397px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8YSxes4fwDyDlgp7m6v2kA4R-KUjCvwpQVnrpRVStx1WuAwpEkUa7b_YtIzRW-AaKZfWAeiDN1-XIaWMqQ-S778Ujn-yvMZgZtZlW6I-arsw_STQC_G6sxwUd5cetMmzPIERf511fiZ-N/s400/Little+Lotta+And+Big+Lona.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522646368381685714" border="0" /></a>Here she is! Big Lona! As you can see, she has become <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span>, which is rather unusual for females. Since her huge round belly now hangs down so low, she can't wear mini-skirts anymore, and so, she must wear skirts that are longer than knee length, or otherwise, a mini-skirt would be hidden under her low-hanging belly, and then, she would look as though she wasn't wearing a skirt at all. Also, the reason why she became <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> is because she is such an unmitigated glutton that she had stretched her stomach out so much that it would hang down over the front of her skirt after eating one of her really huge meals, and she has become an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic as a result. When she was just a little girl in grade school, she would go to an All You Can Eat Buffet and consume about 21 tray-loads of food. But now, she is able to consume at least 150 tray-load so food. Is it no wonder why her belly became so huge, and no wonder why she has become <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shape</span> instead of<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> pear-shaped</span> as most females tend to be?<br /><br />Well, there you have it!<br /><br />Anyway . . . . . once again!<br /><br />My new change in policy when it comes to creating any more new drawing of super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> males.<br /><br />From now on, from this day forth, when you see any of my drawings of a super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped</span> male, if his belly only hangs down over his groin or less then half-way down over his thighs, then he'll still be wearing shorts or pants.<br /><br />But if he is a super super super morbidly obese <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apple-shaped </span>male his belly hangs down more than half-way down over his thighs or down to his knees, or lower, then he will be in the nude, and naked as the day he was born!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKojdeK1YlTMp-fgMysVHPDcr4qB-GQFVz-P9BxzD7ZsTrQOd8mPPSxzS0JJcHjfDNVXQXGI56KgcVWdX4S62DajACb9hNT_H_0ETkUtOJ86fIBzyLXMm-L0cUUY-dthnjbd9H_j1_nQtC/s1600/Apple+Shaped+Nude+Dude.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKojdeK1YlTMp-fgMysVHPDcr4qB-GQFVz-P9BxzD7ZsTrQOd8mPPSxzS0JJcHjfDNVXQXGI56KgcVWdX4S62DajACb9hNT_H_0ETkUtOJ86fIBzyLXMm-L0cUUY-dthnjbd9H_j1_nQtC/s400/Apple+Shaped+Nude+Dude.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521099677057091010" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE END!<br /><br />====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:large;" >Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div></div><br /><br /></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com61tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-15519668869381779312010-05-01T21:11:00.002-06:002010-11-13T21:00:41.805-07:00ALL THE FAT CARTOONS ONE SEES ON THE INTERNET ARE WAY TOO THIN!<div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> <div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">FAT CARTOONS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">WITH<br />MY VERSIONS OF THE SAME AND ALSO SOME OF MY<br />VERY OWN ORIGINAL CREATIONS.</span><br /> </div><br /><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr-uv4wjjAy4CFn9A6LiCH1QWf9bTFBJz9x_PZUFbxkTYtjFcPklTnM8AO9Z4gHIxMF57M6vvtDepYW_toHXPDgamEJjipTn8wI__H5GcPfaWSR5viHp3BedtrhH-V1iUToYvoEugDu7EF/s1600-h/Pick+Wick+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr-uv4wjjAy4CFn9A6LiCH1QWf9bTFBJz9x_PZUFbxkTYtjFcPklTnM8AO9Z4gHIxMF57M6vvtDepYW_toHXPDgamEJjipTn8wI__H5GcPfaWSR5viHp3BedtrhH-V1iUToYvoEugDu7EF/s400/Pick+Wick+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431440166707996434" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">While cruising the Internet I have come across many editorial cartoons in the medical and the political web site articles about obesity, and some of the cartoons I have seen are from the cartoon stock web sites. But I feel that the editorial cartoons depicting people who are overweight, fat, or obese, well . . . to me, they are not fat enough for my taste. They are way way way too thin to satisfy me! So, I have re-edited many of these cartoons to make my characters much fatter, even more obese.<br /><br />These so-called professional cartoonists, well . . . they really do not know how to illustrate really good obesity cartoons. Their cartoon characters are way way way too thin to satisfy me! So, I like to make improvements or enhancements, and also colorizing the black & whit cartoons.<br /><br />These cartoonist on the Internet really do not know how to depict obesity. Nobody knows how to do obesity as I do here on my web blog, THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG! Here, only we know how to do obesity!<br /><br />And so . . . I will show the original version of each cartoon, and then my enhanced version. Some of the originals are in black & white, and I have colorized them while making the characters depicted even more and more obese than the originals. Also, I like to make up a little story to go with each enhanced version of the original cartoon.<br /><br />Before I go on to some of the latest cartoons from around the Internet, I will start with what my first two drawings that were inspired by an old drawing from a Charles Dickens novel titled The Pickwick Papers which was written back in 1836.<br /><br />The first picture below is an old 1836 illustration of "Joe, the fat boy" who was depicted in the Charles Dickens novel about the Pickwick Club.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimpD2VVBaX3gaTG6OUxN2wkdYpRuo3XEn_152FE6ad0PIEpCYzzXfB3Z3VaHhXUhJkA-OCjq_9KPkkvxV9pAwimLivKgHTDEbSYfgRlqp4Wyspk_r17kHis8KvzWQkDGjsg3AzUY7Uknwn/s1600-h/Pickwick+Club.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 237px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimpD2VVBaX3gaTG6OUxN2wkdYpRuo3XEn_152FE6ad0PIEpCYzzXfB3Z3VaHhXUhJkA-OCjq_9KPkkvxV9pAwimLivKgHTDEbSYfgRlqp4Wyspk_r17kHis8KvzWQkDGjsg3AzUY7Uknwn/s400/Pickwick+Club.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450644360416161026" border="0" /></a>Front wrapper from «The posthumous paper of the<br />Pickwick Club» by Charles Dickens and drawn of Joe<br /><br /></div>The illustration above is taken from a novel titled The Pickwick Papers First published serially from 1836 to 1837 under the pseudonym Boz and in book form in 1837. This first fictional work by Charles Dickens. Here is a quot from the posthumous paper of the Pickwick Club, Charles Dickens 1836 ". . . and on the box sat a fat and red-faced boy, in a state of somnolency . . . the fat boy rose, opened his eyes, swallowed a hugh piece of pie he had been in the act of masticating when he fell asleep . . . Joe-dams the boy he's gone to sleep again."<br /><br />It was necessary to wait more than 150 years so that Bickelmann et al found a patophysiological explanation to the "phenotype" of Joe, "this fat red-faced boy, that snores as his wait at table, becomes easily asleep and then stop to breath", when they described apneas and alveolar hypo-ventilation in these subjects.<br /><br />The link between obesity and respiratory failure is not fortuitous. Obesity, well known as a cardiovascular risk factor is also a "respiratory" risk factor. The respiratory consequences of obesity aggravated if patient suffers also of sleep apnea or COPD, may explain the occurrence of life-threatening respiratory failure.<br /><br />Moreover, in our modern society with 20-30% of the adult population being diagnosed with obesity, with a growing prevalence of this condition ,we can easily understand the more and more important place of obesity within the causes of respiratory failure.<br /><br />So, in the story written by Charles Dickens, we have this "Joe the fat boy" who nods off and falls asleep off and on throughout the day and snores loudly. This condition was known back in the 1800s as The Pickwickian Syndrome or what we today call Sleep Apnea.<br /><br />Of course, Sleep Apnea dose not necessarily occur exclusively in obese people. It can occur in people who are not overweight or even thin people and it's been know to occur in little children. Yes, obesity greatly increases the risk of getting Sleep Apnea. I does happen more often in people who are obese, and it happens more often to men than to woman.<br /><br />So, if you happen to have Sleep Apnea, you now know that your condition was described in a Charles Dickens novel written back in 1836 depicting "Joe the fat boy" and what was called The Pickwickian Syndrome back then is now called Sleep Apnea.<br /><br />Anyway, the illustration in the old Charles Dickens novel was my inspiration to create the following picture as depicted below.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg66yatTUkcaw3dQ7zdV-P-HVm5dodm7sZYbJ643ZfMzQA-8uSQT7xpAIchv4VAjbuAgDmed1zCbolFaBTiHCrbP3yNTUOYclQLYps6Nt9oHKokvo9XSA5opEuoJPx75GGjHlTvYO71zct5/s1600-h/Pick+Wick+Syndrome.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 333px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg66yatTUkcaw3dQ7zdV-P-HVm5dodm7sZYbJ643ZfMzQA-8uSQT7xpAIchv4VAjbuAgDmed1zCbolFaBTiHCrbP3yNTUOYclQLYps6Nt9oHKokvo9XSA5opEuoJPx75GGjHlTvYO71zct5/s400/Pick+Wick+Syndrome.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450651374577608258" border="0" /></a>My 21st century version of Joe the fat boy<br /></div><br />And so, here is my very own 21st century version of Joe the fat boy. Notice he is much more obese than the original as depicted by Charles Dickens back in 1836. In my 21 century version of Joe, he has a much bigger belly that hangs down much lower and I made him bald on top of his head. I like to make my fat cartoon characters bald because I'm also bald on top of my head.<br /><br />And now, in the next picture below, I make Joe the fat boy even more super super super morbidly obese. I know absolutely no limit!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZA9rkP_qEdxc4OItPZ91eu9xCNumPhHM28LJ7G-hMe-54Fg7nvdCNf_VCdXIoNogTt7mWVDwTE0bosi-1feqUhyzd2fgatBXtaULoQc18VLeQyMFOKfd6lRtsRMQ_OI_afWRBTS1Dcj5R/s1600-h/Pick+Wick.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZA9rkP_qEdxc4OItPZ91eu9xCNumPhHM28LJ7G-hMe-54Fg7nvdCNf_VCdXIoNogTt7mWVDwTE0bosi-1feqUhyzd2fgatBXtaULoQc18VLeQyMFOKfd6lRtsRMQ_OI_afWRBTS1Dcj5R/s400/Pick+Wick.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450653541537955442" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /></div><br />As my 21st century version of Joe becomes more and more obese his huge groin below the waist hangs down lower and lower. Since his enormous groin area hangs down over his thighs, down below his knees, and down to his feet, it has obviously become physically impossible for him to engage in sexual intercourse or to even have a partial erection because his gigantic groin hangs down over his penis. Back in the 18th and 19th centuries, young guys and gals were sometime forced to wear chastity belts to keep them from having sex. But my 21st century version of Joe doesn't need to wear a chastity belt to prevent him from engaging in sex. That's because he has a great big chastity belly! He can't get it up because his huge groin keeps it down!<br /><br />And now we return back to the very first picture that was first shown at the top of this article as depicted again below.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr-uv4wjjAy4CFn9A6LiCH1QWf9bTFBJz9x_PZUFbxkTYtjFcPklTnM8AO9Z4gHIxMF57M6vvtDepYW_toHXPDgamEJjipTn8wI__H5GcPfaWSR5viHp3BedtrhH-V1iUToYvoEugDu7EF/s1600-h/Pick+Wick+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr-uv4wjjAy4CFn9A6LiCH1QWf9bTFBJz9x_PZUFbxkTYtjFcPklTnM8AO9Z4gHIxMF57M6vvtDepYW_toHXPDgamEJjipTn8wI__H5GcPfaWSR5viHp3BedtrhH-V1iUToYvoEugDu7EF/s400/Pick+Wick+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431440166707996434" border="0" /></a><br />This 21st century of version of Joe the fat boy is obviously pear-shaped, and so, I was inspired to come up with an apple-shaped version of Joe The Fat Boy as in the next picture below.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeMujcJPT-hU8P3jF-p2aF49xI0C8vaKdPLPpbcphUiN3DgeqiUCRzZyBZlbnfPIyEkXrs3krHXhtdVDr5kv9wq-6mohjj4Nil3HSnvTAo2Bs52SB1KpfsVNtODEvE8bQbP9HG1bSx2pw5/s1600-h/Pick+Wick+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeMujcJPT-hU8P3jF-p2aF49xI0C8vaKdPLPpbcphUiN3DgeqiUCRzZyBZlbnfPIyEkXrs3krHXhtdVDr5kv9wq-6mohjj4Nil3HSnvTAo2Bs52SB1KpfsVNtODEvE8bQbP9HG1bSx2pw5/s400/Pick+Wick+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431440361368857810" border="0" /></a>In my apple-shaped 21st century version of Joe the fat boy, not only does he have Sleep Apnea or Pickwickian Syndrome, but he also has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. He's only 23 years old and suffered his first heart attack about 3 months after his 19th birthday and his second heart attack about 5 months after his 21st birthday.<br /><br />Of course, because he's apple-shaped, he dose not have that huge groin hanging down over his penis like the pear-shaped version of Joe, so he is able to have erections or at least partial erections. His groin is only somewhat enlarged but not large enough to hang down over his penis to interfere with having any erections, so his penis can press up against is groin. But his upper-belly above the waist hangs down over his groin and down over his thighs and down below his knees. So, he is able to have erections or at least partial erections with his penis pointing upward into the skin-fold between his groin and low-hanging belly, and he is able to ejaculate into the skin-fold. But he is unable to engage in any sexual intercourse because his belly above the groin area hangs down over the groin and erect penis, and down below the groin area, and down over his thighs to his knees. And so, all he can do is ejaculate into the skin-fold under his low-hanging upper-belly, therefore, in effect, fucking himself! But he is unable to engage in any sexual intercourse.<br /><br />And now . . . . . . .<br /><br />we shall continue with my series of more cartoons from various web sited around the Internet.<br /><br />First I show the original version of each cartoon, then I show my more enhanced version of each one. Some of the original cartoons are in black & white, and in my more enhanced versions, I have colorized them, adding color and making the cartoon characters even more obese than depicted in the originals .<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />You'll also notice that most of my obese cartoon characters are more apple-shaped than the originals and those who were not bald in the original versions, I made them go bald in my enhanced versions.<br /><br />I like depicting super morbidly obese apple-shaped bald-headed males. The apple-shape is more fun because being apple-shaped is far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped. Being apple-shaped greatly increases one's risk of having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but it's a lot more fun to be bald headed and apple-shaped.<br /><br />As I have said many times before in my articles, being apple-shaped is more fun than being pear-shaped. That is because, if you're apple-shaped, it's very hard to find shirts that are large enough to completely cover your great big belly, and your huge round belly hangs down over the waistband of your pants causing your pants to slide half-way down on your ass. So you get to go around out in public, showing off your bellybutton and your butt-crack, and mooning everybody around you. And so once again, although being apple-shape is far more dangerous to your health than being pear-shaped, that's OK because you will still have a lot more fun during your much shorter life expectancy.<br /><br />So, I guess that you could say, that I truly have a kind of a "morbid fascination" with the super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male body. And that is why I like to depict most of my super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with such extreme amounts of upper-body-fat until their upper arms and forearms, and even their necks are bigger around than their hips, and also, with a bald head. Another words, I like to depict the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male, who will always have Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease and a shorter life expectancy. And so, to me, the more apple-shaped morbidly obese bald-headed males are so much more fun to draw than the pear-shaped obese males. It's because they can't find shirts large enough to cover their bellybuttons and can't even keep their pants from sliding half-way down on their butts and showing off their butt-cracks. </div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">And now . . . . . . . we come to the first of our Internet cartoons of obesity. Here we have two guys working in a business type of environment. The guy on the right has and obvious paunch. Naturally he's apple-shaped since his belly is bigger around than his hips<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ12T3k1dGudMg55UgKpbJEEeJt711dhN9mK9tGw-PJQe3YqB_CpHlPNAsgPct3aYak9gROZY4M3TYAtnjpjm1RCW2yOL_sx5nNOaYkC2anWcmaKkEEnHLzeyIoMdq_SBUXU8lNJQAncKF/s1600-h/Cartoon+1.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ12T3k1dGudMg55UgKpbJEEeJt711dhN9mK9tGw-PJQe3YqB_CpHlPNAsgPct3aYak9gROZY4M3TYAtnjpjm1RCW2yOL_sx5nNOaYkC2anWcmaKkEEnHLzeyIoMdq_SBUXU8lNJQAncKF/s400/Cartoon+1.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431495859605592402" border="0" /></a>WOW! Do you call this a fat cartoon? Hell no! I don't call this a fat cartoon! No way! To me, he is not fat, not by any stretch of the imagination. Yeah, he's got a round little beer gut, but to me, he is way too skinny for me to call this a fat cartoon.<br /><br />Now, in the next image below he as gained weight and lost hair. Another words, he has an expanding waistline and a receding hairline, a huge round pot belly with a bald head, This is what every gluttonous male hopes to achieve. But he is still too thin. His belly should be hanging down to his knees.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIwlHfO0HpRuTGPTKD3tzLj0HxUgbyGUazk0QI5NVBFl_HG5HvApTiQPI-5VINB4FFCKVu4lnTbAmrf2cxb3xDI-igw_Wc99AqqY37vvmf_T75o-AVThhvwrNhpZt400Vv4RN9GLuXccRA/s1600-h/cartoon+2.GIF"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIwlHfO0HpRuTGPTKD3tzLj0HxUgbyGUazk0QI5NVBFl_HG5HvApTiQPI-5VINB4FFCKVu4lnTbAmrf2cxb3xDI-igw_Wc99AqqY37vvmf_T75o-AVThhvwrNhpZt400Vv4RN9GLuXccRA/s400/cartoon+2.GIF" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431496167798825890" border="0" /></a>You notice now, that he is no longer wearing his business suit. His belly had become so huge that he can't find any shirts large enough to completely cover his belly anymore. Also his belly hangs down over the waistband of his pants causing his pants to slide half-way down on his butt. He is now unemployed because at the work place nobody appreciates seeing him going around showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, so he now gets an unemployment check and just sits around the house eating and sleeping, watching TV and guzzling beer and growing fatter every day.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The next picture below is a colorized version of the enhanced cartoon. Yeah, he wears great big shirts and small shorts, a dangerous combination!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_HHdwMT8ryQBkPwF_2Pm_L7NdEBrqu-UU1LRfkFITbJ65cREN1Xu1M_GgHesB4gMAP36EGbLNHzuH5kvzKAaHofosAuUg2Ntcp589gc3znOQIUzwkBdF5gbQBEgvEbzTVPPB8Mo7LjQpj/s1600-h/Cartoon+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_HHdwMT8ryQBkPwF_2Pm_L7NdEBrqu-UU1LRfkFITbJ65cREN1Xu1M_GgHesB4gMAP36EGbLNHzuH5kvzKAaHofosAuUg2Ntcp589gc3znOQIUzwkBdF5gbQBEgvEbzTVPPB8Mo7LjQpj/s400/Cartoon+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431496484419704818" border="0" /></a>Notice how his arms are much bigger around than his legs! In fact, both his upper arms and forearms are even bigger around than his hips, so he has a huge round belly, a small butt, and skinny legs, which is very dangerous to ones health. He looks like he's only minutes away from having a massive heat attack. He has become diabetic and now requires insulin.<br /><br />The next picture below shows all three versions of the cartoon together in a single panel, the original version, the enhanced version, and the colorized enhanced version.<br /></div><br /><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOQMjjcJ0HoGvQCUGAtTve9ZzYjBqu2TgN3BXgTl8pjuuwXT9Q6qGi_csgo3NUaqClbMTwN2vcKwex7zFwk2MP9Fe6bVLgT3TSv-KEVQykSGmz4RfDnneS3M11lYYKqCU88FaHHZtmvTWa/s1600-h/Beer+Belly+Cartoon.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOQMjjcJ0HoGvQCUGAtTve9ZzYjBqu2TgN3BXgTl8pjuuwXT9Q6qGi_csgo3NUaqClbMTwN2vcKwex7zFwk2MP9Fe6bVLgT3TSv-KEVQykSGmz4RfDnneS3M11lYYKqCU88FaHHZtmvTWa/s400/Beer+Belly+Cartoon.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431579607468345794" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">About a couple of years after he lost his job, he died from a massive heart attack at the age of 36. He literally ate himself to death. Having a huge massive upper-body with a huge round belly, a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs, they apple-shape and put him at great risk of having type 2 diabetes and heart disease. Having skinny legs alone increased his risk of heart disease.<br /><br />It's actually healthier to be a fat man with fat legs than to be a fat man with skinny legs. but it's really more fun to be a fat man with skinny legs. While obesity might increase the risk of heart disease, having skinny legs along with obesity makes it even worse. If you're going to be fat, it's much healthier to have fat legs than to have skinny legs. A fat man with fat legs will live much longer than a fat man with skinny legs. But a fat man with skinny legs has a lot more fun during his much shorter life expectancy.<br /><br />Here are a couple of medical articles which explains all of this.<br /><br />========================================<span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Thinner thighs point to weak heart - study</span></span><br /><br />* From correspondents in Paris * From: AFP * September 04, 2009 9:59AM</span><br /><br />* Study links thin legs to heart disease<br />* Also links thin pins to premature death<br />* But Australian expert doubts findings<br /><br />WOMEN and men with thighs under 24 inches in circumference face a far higher risk of premature death and heart disease, according to new study. Although an Australian researcher doubts the findings will be useful. The surprising find could provide doctors with an additional barometer of cardiac risk, the authors said in the British Medical Journal.<br /><br />Berit Heitmann and Peder Frederiksen of Copenhagen University Hospital examined data for 1436 men and 1380 women whose body measurements were taken in Denmark in the late 1980s. Over the next dozen years, more than 400 participants died and another 540 suffered either cardiovascular or heart disorders.<br /><br />Men outnumbered women roughly two to one.<br /><br />Survivors without heart problems had significantly thicker thighs once other risk factors - obesity, smoking, high cholesterol - were taken into account, the investigators found. "A 'threshold effect' for thigh circumference was evident, with greatly increased risk of premature death below around 24 inches," the study concluded.<br /><br />The bad news, for those with ham-like upper legs, is that bigger thighs did not seem to offer any advantage. "Above the threshold there seemed to be no additional benefit ... for either sex," the study said. Those with the thinnest thighs were more than three times likelier to die compared with those with the 24 inch thighs and more than twice as likely to have heart problems.<br /><br />The Danish team suggest small thighs could be a pointer of low cardiac muscle mass, but further research is needed. Earlier studies have shown a clear link between heart disease and obesity or underweight, but this is the first to look at the implications of thigh size on coronary health. The authors suggest it could join other measures currently used to assess cardiac risks include body-mass index, as well as waist and hip circumference.<br /><br />But at least one independent expert was skeptical that the new findings will become a diagnostic tool. "It seems unlikely that thigh circumference will be clinically useful," wrote Australian Ian Scott of the Princess Alexandra Hospital in Brisbane in a commentary published in the BMJ.<br /><br />==============================<br /><br />And here is another article.<br /><br />========================================<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Skinny thighs linked to heart disease</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Research / Health Science<br />by Luci Elli</span>s<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">New University of Copenhagen report shows that thin legs raise the risk of premature death and heart disease in both men and women</span><br /><br /><br />With the current fashion for skin-tight leggings and skinny jeans, many young women would kill for catwalk-thin thighs. However, a new Copenhagen study has found a link between slim thighs and the risk of cardiovascular illness such as heart disease, writes the American news site ajc.com.<br /><br />A number of studies in the past have linked cardiovascular risk to obesity, measured either in body mass or waist circumference, but thigh circumference has never before been studied as a risk factor. This is the first time that someone has related thigh size to pathology, says study author Berit L Heitmann, professor of nutritional epidemiology at the University of Copenhagen Institute for Dietary Studies.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lack of muscle is the problem</span><br /><br />But do not be fooled into thinking that fat thighs are the way to longevity. Chubby legs do not give any survival benefits, according to the researchers. Indeed, the new study which observed nearly 3,000 men and women for more than 12 years, found that the ideal thigh measurement was in the neighbourhood of 60 centimetres, about 24 inches. It seems that it is not the lack of fat that is the problem, but the lack of muscle. According to the authors of the study, a lack of muscle mass can lead to insulin sensitivity and heart disease.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">More research needed</span><br /><br />The increased death risk for people with thin thighs was found to be independent of abdominal and general obesity, lifestyle, and cardiovascular risk factors such as blood pressure and lipids, the researchers wrote. More research is needed before the finding is put to medical use, Heitmann acknowledged.<br /><br />If it is shown by other studies that this is not just chance but that there is a clinical relationship, this would be a good marker for increased risk over the next 10 to 12 years, she said.<br /><br />==============================<br /><br />So, once again, here is my obese apple-shaped male with the skinny legs! Yes, being obese with skinny legs is more dangerous to your health than being obese with fat legs. But being an obese apple-shaped obese male with skinny legs is more fun, because it looks more comical.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_HHdwMT8ryQBkPwF_2Pm_L7NdEBrqu-UU1LRfkFITbJ65cREN1Xu1M_GgHesB4gMAP36EGbLNHzuH5kvzKAaHofosAuUg2Ntcp589gc3znOQIUzwkBdF5gbQBEgvEbzTVPPB8Mo7LjQpj/s1600-h/Cartoon+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_HHdwMT8ryQBkPwF_2Pm_L7NdEBrqu-UU1LRfkFITbJ65cREN1Xu1M_GgHesB4gMAP36EGbLNHzuH5kvzKAaHofosAuUg2Ntcp589gc3znOQIUzwkBdF5gbQBEgvEbzTVPPB8Mo7LjQpj/s400/Cartoon+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431496484419704818" border="0" /></a>Aw! Have you ever seen such a pathetic little butt and pathetically thin legs on such a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male!!! Ah! But it's really a lot of fun having a huge belly, a small butt, and skinny weak legs that must support a huge massive upper-body. He had a lot of fun, walking around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack. True, he didn't live very long, only 36 years, but, what the Hell!!! He did have some fun during his short life.<br /><br />Now the next cartoon below is a classic. I like this one, but I don't call that a beer belly! No way!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOqgYExsrmpwGrfsKj5-YoYw0j_U_4gL431dakMNqpPQZNrHbXzgq8D0wbtqMthp5vIYAJ6irPv2imVTNbE9n2Z44Xb65sKI1tg-jAXkzFMHLkCznvfNSxPntZKDFA75O7B6NNKpVRr6BV/s1600-h/Baby+Baby+And+Beer.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 353px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOqgYExsrmpwGrfsKj5-YoYw0j_U_4gL431dakMNqpPQZNrHbXzgq8D0wbtqMthp5vIYAJ6irPv2imVTNbE9n2Z44Xb65sKI1tg-jAXkzFMHLkCznvfNSxPntZKDFA75O7B6NNKpVRr6BV/s400/Baby+Baby+And+Beer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431503491459798594" border="0" /></a>So, I made made some improvements and enhancements as depicted in the next cartoon below.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCFjWo9uyo7v-t3pB2vd8yFoRWOQz0bL6Oh1qqkHv47Cg8gLtLn4DgtDnJi6m8Lm0daPuNst-8PaQVczFQ6zR3MqdKpSmUL4iM_xwqc3hWGN4wC91gKMzcAioyog_IU430AX4xh5H0VxE1/s1600-h/Baby+Baby+And+Beer+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 353px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCFjWo9uyo7v-t3pB2vd8yFoRWOQz0bL6Oh1qqkHv47Cg8gLtLn4DgtDnJi6m8Lm0daPuNst-8PaQVczFQ6zR3MqdKpSmUL4iM_xwqc3hWGN4wC91gKMzcAioyog_IU430AX4xh5H0VxE1/s400/Baby+Baby+And+Beer+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431567707511357570" border="0" /></a>Now, this is what I call a beer belly! He has a nice great big round belly that hangs down almost to his knees. Also, his arms are bigger around than his legs. But his arms are not yet as big around as his hips. To become the perfect apple-shaped obese male, he need to gain more weight on his upper-body until his arms are bigger around than his hips. Of course, he has lost the remaining hair on top of his head which is good. The perfect obese male is apple-shaped and bald on top of his head, and his arms should be bigger around than his hips.<br /><br />The next picture below shows the two cartoons side by side for a good comparison. The original on the left, and my improved and enhanced version on the right.<br /></div><br /><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8iBEnoYy3J1SyWXPM0P3SIB6ya-6A73O6VFsGQi6VYxJCwqtKTAR18n9YuT31SBndP8SSEYi1t4sIfbIbDFMa1dzyt-r1ZkXRZG2i4vwQx3Nb_Lz0B26q27U-OcnO5tFSWry1MbkudYF1/s1600-h/Baby+Baby+And+Beer+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8iBEnoYy3J1SyWXPM0P3SIB6ya-6A73O6VFsGQi6VYxJCwqtKTAR18n9YuT31SBndP8SSEYi1t4sIfbIbDFMa1dzyt-r1ZkXRZG2i4vwQx3Nb_Lz0B26q27U-OcnO5tFSWry1MbkudYF1/s400/Baby+Baby+And+Beer+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431574993971380338" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">YES! The cartoon on the right is much better! Every apple-shaped obese male should be proud to show off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public while walking the streets.<br /><br />The next picture below is another original cartoon from the Internet. I don't call this a fat cartoon. These guys are way too skinny. They need to be much fatter.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtCQcRpiZewxaFsS4pGtLE3ZG2uSI3jVdhtCxNEWvFnc3Ho-GRu6eEABN1BWzCjnMqLThwhd3BC7LBkbhCL5V9DjZZlfKUO-9VdOMcU67BajUvVS4ZIwsWhWgqjvj48GtNQlvjmirVo40s/s1600-h/Fat+And+Lazy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 215px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtCQcRpiZewxaFsS4pGtLE3ZG2uSI3jVdhtCxNEWvFnc3Ho-GRu6eEABN1BWzCjnMqLThwhd3BC7LBkbhCL5V9DjZZlfKUO-9VdOMcU67BajUvVS4ZIwsWhWgqjvj48GtNQlvjmirVo40s/s400/Fat+And+Lazy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431600885047695778" border="0" /></a>These guys are not fat yet, and the taller guy on the right still has way too much hair on his head. They both need to gain a lot more weight, and the guy on the right need to lose some of his hair, especially on top of his head. So, they are not yet true obese males. </div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Now, the next picture below shows my improved and enhanced version of the original cartoon. It is much better than the original. This is truly an obesity cartoon.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq32Dw4WQC2mH0w49W2zjBvr06G44ecKjncKIkKvLzwD4oeToFgfpXxKzwxSxfC7-UZXDE-1_J_50aWzNPa6FkJ8BuETSI6fLR6OA0NZrYzA6gD4-7rqf7J1MQXM9obcWxGMgjVTQjNFr8/s1600-h/Fat+And+Lazy+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 215px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq32Dw4WQC2mH0w49W2zjBvr06G44ecKjncKIkKvLzwD4oeToFgfpXxKzwxSxfC7-UZXDE-1_J_50aWzNPa6FkJ8BuETSI6fLR6OA0NZrYzA6gD4-7rqf7J1MQXM9obcWxGMgjVTQjNFr8/s400/Fat+And+Lazy+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431601039148464338" border="0" /></a>Yes, this is so much better. Their great big round bellies hang down below their knees, and the guy on the right has gone bald on top of his head, and his upper-arms are bigger around than his hips. But his forearms are still not yet bigger around then his hips. He still needs to gain more weight on his upper-body and the guy on the left is still too thin.<br /><br />The next picture below shows the two different versions of the cartoons compared.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc2RjcdEHQ1rDTfGJ2NFx7_KEtjzEWcxyJPjac5eAoFxMV6Y6nIBcohXrerjrvYNJS8_Caw6naYRfPo5XCjevndzflNpOO-EaiQKoq_nHO5R16MRyFDuPh55QT14dbzpJru-76f75JEzah/s1600-h/Big+Fat+Bald+Lazy+Slob.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 357px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc2RjcdEHQ1rDTfGJ2NFx7_KEtjzEWcxyJPjac5eAoFxMV6Y6nIBcohXrerjrvYNJS8_Caw6naYRfPo5XCjevndzflNpOO-EaiQKoq_nHO5R16MRyFDuPh55QT14dbzpJru-76f75JEzah/s400/Big+Fat+Bald+Lazy+Slob.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431601248981023906" border="0" /></a>Again, the cartoon on the top is the original version while the cartoon on the bottom is my much better improved and enhanced version. Now, this is what I call a fat cartoon.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next picture below is another cartoon I found while cruising the Internet. This one is titled, "Twins" but they certainly don't look alike.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHIRA3bfj-drg7WydOH26T6apY1-WNbV37OzvXt_pRunLST1TuWpb9ue3-PnpBXstDPj4P8MnIkQwTCWSomg9XvGaiiyrt2wcxmu3TxTBUq2WWmU2xpZ2xr0zb4RbiSZhwvIJbwCGDX21A/s1600-h/Diabetic+Twin.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 149px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHIRA3bfj-drg7WydOH26T6apY1-WNbV37OzvXt_pRunLST1TuWpb9ue3-PnpBXstDPj4P8MnIkQwTCWSomg9XvGaiiyrt2wcxmu3TxTBUq2WWmU2xpZ2xr0zb4RbiSZhwvIJbwCGDX21A/s400/Diabetic+Twin.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431614838371785954" border="0" /></a>Again, as usual, the cartoon on the left is the original version while the one on the right is another one of my improved and enhanced versions. In my improved version, the guy on the right is the younger brother. I would say the skinny guy on the left is about 32 years old while his younger brother on the right is only 27 years old. This was before the younger brother died from a massive heart attack. He had three heart attacks, his first one at the age of 21, and his second heart attack at the age of 25. He finally died from his third heart attack about a month after his 27th birthday. Yes, he was a true glutton. His belly hung down to his feet.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">And of course, here is another original cartoon from somewhere on the Internet.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPT7XR8bsuVB8Z7uf8FOo6jq5KMh0ZJBi5I4QVboPvhXWtTKH04wSEGKV6DaahtlTzjBghqKIwTHXt5vhxIikspMdcbroZXjekJRBtVSD3W6G4GCMTKtwv_s_qFQ-pcGzX7WJbdp3ALmtv/s1600-h/kscn643l.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 372px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPT7XR8bsuVB8Z7uf8FOo6jq5KMh0ZJBi5I4QVboPvhXWtTKH04wSEGKV6DaahtlTzjBghqKIwTHXt5vhxIikspMdcbroZXjekJRBtVSD3W6G4GCMTKtwv_s_qFQ-pcGzX7WJbdp3ALmtv/s400/kscn643l.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431620779361237858" border="0" /></a>Yes, he has a nice great big round belly and his arms are just slightly bigger around than his legs, but he's still way too skinny because his belly does not hang down to his knees. He seriously needs to become more obese.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Now, the next picture below is a side by side comparison of the original fat cartoon I had found on the Internet and my very own version of the cartoon.<br /><br /></div><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZoJ_CG0RyjNSKlZaIT5-TzM4SoBosMREblmpsYyF3vpt8DWVBNbVsvn24sZRs1q0q2kXLS5uz0KFg3dJSV8Ok81YctodhUtlWb9VHDLTsUmT8bTI6r3urGvWWIqUBQRsk5IX2vOySEf7D/s1600-h/Hoola+Hoop.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZoJ_CG0RyjNSKlZaIT5-TzM4SoBosMREblmpsYyF3vpt8DWVBNbVsvn24sZRs1q0q2kXLS5uz0KFg3dJSV8Ok81YctodhUtlWb9VHDLTsUmT8bTI6r3urGvWWIqUBQRsk5IX2vOySEf7D/s400/Hoola+Hoop.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431621970009950322" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The guy in the picture on the right is not merely and enhanced version of the guy on the left, but rather, he is the younger brother of the guy on the left. The picture on the left is of Freddy Kameahmeah, the uncrowned King of Hula Dancers. But his Hula hoop has not touched the ground in over six months. His belly is too big for him to do the Hula anymore. The picture on the right is of Freddy's younger brother. His younger brother is much taller, his arms are much fatter than his legs, and he has a much bigger belly that hangs down below his knees. He is also bald on top of his head while his older brother has a full head of hair. He doesn't even know what the Hell a Hula hoop is or what one is used for! All he knows is how to eat and sleep.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next picture below is of our all time favorite, Fat Albert.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhn1G3-lbsWaDPJwH52FZ_ys00Kl4ElZdJORj-uQZPO_60kAvE9QwxftyoxI8tq459xT9tl4aBfsXHOs4E7gYGsYZRAithMsoyi9W2piyZexwLt0dpPdumkhjn-CQQgd38ROhgp-CeuAtQu/s1600-h/Super+Fat+Albert.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhn1G3-lbsWaDPJwH52FZ_ys00Kl4ElZdJORj-uQZPO_60kAvE9QwxftyoxI8tq459xT9tl4aBfsXHOs4E7gYGsYZRAithMsoyi9W2piyZexwLt0dpPdumkhjn-CQQgd38ROhgp-CeuAtQu/s400/Super+Fat+Albert.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431628527993288594" border="0" /></a>Now, I believe in equal opportunity obesity. Blacks also have a right to eat as much as they like and to become as obese as they please, so our friend Fat Albert has gone from being just Fat Albert to Super Morbidly Obese Albert. His belly now hangs down almost to his feet and he has also gone bald on top of his head. Yeah! Good for him! Now he really knows how to do obesity!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">OK, the next fat cartoon below just goes without saying.<br /></div></div> <div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKCrDn1v5QtAYo9MuSkchN_vxz_HAzKsLyZDzqZuoWDVWWDn3d1NLiFt4WtIEY8pK8caQYJrD8Iz6byDRD5GQMeb5DcXScUT6MaKjndRi_LCroyTwOY3qZjYZSF9fKuy3G3tQDVJX43AKc/s1600-h/I+Want+That+Pie.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKCrDn1v5QtAYo9MuSkchN_vxz_HAzKsLyZDzqZuoWDVWWDn3d1NLiFt4WtIEY8pK8caQYJrD8Iz6byDRD5GQMeb5DcXScUT6MaKjndRi_LCroyTwOY3qZjYZSF9fKuy3G3tQDVJX43AKc/s400/I+Want+That+Pie.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431629967087232882" border="0" /></a>As usual, the one on the right is my improved and enhanced version of the one on the left. His huge round belly now hangs down to the floor and of course, he has gone bald on top of his head. His upper-arms have become bigger around than his hips and his jacket does not cover his bellybutton, and he has a big roll of fat on his lower back that protrudes out much further than his butt, and he now wears his pants down lower on his hips. His pants keep falling down and somebody has to pull his pants up for him since he can't do it himself. This is what every super morbidly obese apple-shaped male hopes to achieve.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next cartoon is titled "Politically Correct" but this blog is "politically Incorrect" because we are in rebellion against the established societal norms. The USA in on an anti-obesity crusade, while here at my blog, we promote gluttony and obesity.<br /><br />Here is the original version of the cartoon I found on the Internet.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyzefhzTE1VT-xkzxImD9kNz3fBUg31DqYihTe3nd0ZSVehg_LD7KkEmcp3qGFD9sXa_YUFilCIE_5fr5i2g43-C-fI7WL2krtL36-3fnYb4j-BUDdegEp6kFWa3A3R8dm8fAkys6qKVlE/s1600-h/Tall+Belly.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyzefhzTE1VT-xkzxImD9kNz3fBUg31DqYihTe3nd0ZSVehg_LD7KkEmcp3qGFD9sXa_YUFilCIE_5fr5i2g43-C-fI7WL2krtL36-3fnYb4j-BUDdegEp6kFWa3A3R8dm8fAkys6qKVlE/s400/Tall+Belly.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451494462522252002" border="0" /></a>The super obese guy laying on his back is reading a Newspaper and the headline reads "TALLER PEOPLE MORE SUCCESSFUL" and he says to the other guy stand over him "Hey look I'm taller than you!" and of course, he is much taller laying down than standing up because of his huge belly protruding out so far in front of him. The other guy standing up is holding a Newspaper with a headline that reads "AMERICANS GETTING FATTER" and he looks down on the fat guy with disgust. Hey there fat boy! You're not going to be successful in life just laying down on your back. Not unless your goal in life is to set a new world's record for weight gain and obesity.<br /><br />Which he does, as depicted in my enhanced and improved colorized version of the original.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpMSDKqktx6jAGzVq1kwDgFhC5IyhO1IQHp8A5u25IKUPpHysMoswfUGJf3BLXqDmHcf58E1_nVOPqnt9kuOhlhR-A8qvVuIPhfPLBAzAcs9Z5hbkgi2c0BpQgoRimz5pZj5o59kamkoC1/s1600-h/Tall+Belly+2.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpMSDKqktx6jAGzVq1kwDgFhC5IyhO1IQHp8A5u25IKUPpHysMoswfUGJf3BLXqDmHcf58E1_nVOPqnt9kuOhlhR-A8qvVuIPhfPLBAzAcs9Z5hbkgi2c0BpQgoRimz5pZj5o59kamkoC1/s400/Tall+Belly+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451494593516742994" border="0" /></a>He as finally achieved his goal, so now hes even taller while laying down. His huge round belly rises more than 12 feet tall while he's laying on his back, and he can only lay on his back because his belly now also extends more than 2 yards beyond his feet! Way to go! He now weighs more than 10,000 pounds. That's about 5 tons! And of course, in my enhanced version, he has gone bald on top of his head. Baldness and obesity just goes good together. And who says that you can't continue to grow taller when you're and adult? Only super morbidly obese people can do it!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next one in an original black & white version of a cartoon concerning an obesity challenge.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoKlADWreqFqCemKgzrdrgo4eTMdy7HTWSu9cy7rQWHRZD9YdA1MhX15CXBsLAlh-7WSkP6GRYNaYe-X5_xUjEb6XDC60SSc5QOKf4uJwubGK7X9Hzz7yo3V_kMeIUgbS1YopFcI-5TtlS/s1600/Obesity+Challenge+1.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoKlADWreqFqCemKgzrdrgo4eTMdy7HTWSu9cy7rQWHRZD9YdA1MhX15CXBsLAlh-7WSkP6GRYNaYe-X5_xUjEb6XDC60SSc5QOKf4uJwubGK7X9Hzz7yo3V_kMeIUgbS1YopFcI-5TtlS/s400/Obesity+Challenge+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465131789518131362" border="0" /></a>Now just who are they trying to kid with this cartoon? I don't know if he's bald on top of his head or not because he's wearing a cap. He has a big butt that protrudes way out, but his belly is way too small. I don't call this a fat cartoon! It's still way to skinny to satisfy me!<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Now, the next one below is my colorized, improved, and enhanced version of the cartoon above.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx0chEpbdHBraorgUv9ZjY9284my2yjPW2c1pQaetk6WCvHkbbH18U31_SrTguTKofTPW4IPDO-CaSP39_v3AldhpHyG78mdnE4j-J8mY9DydptpfOxgUnK-V0orfGonauU10icbVWCI4-/s1600/Obesity+Challenge+3.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 243px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx0chEpbdHBraorgUv9ZjY9284my2yjPW2c1pQaetk6WCvHkbbH18U31_SrTguTKofTPW4IPDO-CaSP39_v3AldhpHyG78mdnE4j-J8mY9DydptpfOxgUnK-V0orfGonauU10icbVWCI4-/s400/Obesity+Challenge+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465131796670564226" border="0" /></a>Ah! Now this is much better! There is no way this fat boy is ever going to be able to ride on that little motor scooter. The whole thing could easily fit inside that great big stomach of his, and he would still have room for a keg of beer besides!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Here's another original cartoon I found while cruising the Internet.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUjG8fxV-FuSefGMU8hho76_T2hQGTPRmeJvr3q3tWD8zKJr9ihz3d4YpE86eaAlP9wmf5lsTOeMhHanpHRa2g-7HUEP6mdsnsYMED1oeMk5ldLd76LfXiuJHD-YEkU2U9zk-BZx4VGBKO/s1600-h/Speedo+Limit+00.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUjG8fxV-FuSefGMU8hho76_T2hQGTPRmeJvr3q3tWD8zKJr9ihz3d4YpE86eaAlP9wmf5lsTOeMhHanpHRa2g-7HUEP6mdsnsYMED1oeMk5ldLd76LfXiuJHD-YEkU2U9zk-BZx4VGBKO/s400/Speedo+Limit+00.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431634475783921874" border="0" /></a>I certainly would NOT call this a "fat cartoon" at all. Yeah, here we have a typical middle-age male with a little bit of a paunch wearing a speedo on the beach, and the signs says nobody over the age of 21 is allowed to wear a speedo. Well to me that's discrimination. Anyway, to me, this guy is way too skinny.<br /><br />So, here is my enhanced and improved version.<br /></div><br /><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6WQUEv26kFfKMjwUgoB1wvGmI9elJZsfNa2PkVMGTe4VJejf-BA5UIodU5baKI6ZOlr0aY0hfdrB6U8l7OSLxIwbJF22fFxdpQaz6ru2ot5Rm78D5s7cIZXeyJZQ9BRbSe21B6nIuCQBU/s1600-h/Speedo+Limit+01.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6WQUEv26kFfKMjwUgoB1wvGmI9elJZsfNa2PkVMGTe4VJejf-BA5UIodU5baKI6ZOlr0aY0hfdrB6U8l7OSLxIwbJF22fFxdpQaz6ru2ot5Rm78D5s7cIZXeyJZQ9BRbSe21B6nIuCQBU/s400/Speedo+Limit+01.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431635198580236370" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Ah! Now this is much better! You see, these so called professional cartoonist really do not know how to depict fat people. Again, the cartoon on the left is the original version, and the much younger, much fatter, super morbidly obese apple-shaped bald-headed male is my new and improved version. The guy on the left is in his 50s while the guy on the right is only 17 years old and he's already bald on top of his head. Now, although I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself, I believe that all super morbidly obese males should be apple-shaped and prematurely bald on top of the head at a younger age, preferably during one's teen age years.<br /><br />The next cartoon below is my colorized version of the super morbidly obese apple-shaped male.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghB9uh2YvE67dJg3D6JZjrt8srBGV5czzEXjM2eCrM26YxUMY4lk0o3azcjWtS6r012sB8gZgG5HvyJ2O-uZOjeksty24AUzQklfuNLB1swfxLWvsofTrs0Z3R3A9ttMfvSWaJL3dAHX6D/s1600-h/Speedo+Limit+02.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghB9uh2YvE67dJg3D6JZjrt8srBGV5czzEXjM2eCrM26YxUMY4lk0o3azcjWtS6r012sB8gZgG5HvyJ2O-uZOjeksty24AUzQklfuNLB1swfxLWvsofTrs0Z3R3A9ttMfvSWaJL3dAHX6D/s400/Speedo+Limit+02.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451518252812713346" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Here he is at another beach, and here they allow males up to 25 years old to wear speedos but they have set a weight limit of 180 pounds. This kid is only 17 years old, and he's and insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease, so he feels that the rules on the beach discriminates against people with disabilities. I agree! I believe that he should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach. Also, he has almost achieved the perfect apple-shaped obese male body. His upper arms are bigger around than his hips, so he should be proud to wear his skimpy little speedo on the beach. Then he has gained enough weigh on his upper-body until his forearms are also bigger around then his hips, then he will have achieved the perfect apple-shaped obese male body. Of course, he won't live too much longer, because all perfect apple-shaped obese males die from heart attacks at a young age, but he will have achieved perfection.<br /><br />Here's another original cartoon with the "fat man in a speedo" theme.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6XsUpdy8_NtuOAg5UPzEY4TTIg0JKkeeCLpJcDHDUzeZmgzR7Sit4vB2FXsQDYEjvEwTNACcjaJ8nV7YJEYs9-A1vEatZBPnBGMNRPHmjGMCyPXsmWxtJpPkrsx4589JFPp0IWxHAr6pv/s1600-h/Speedo+Limit+03.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 380px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6XsUpdy8_NtuOAg5UPzEY4TTIg0JKkeeCLpJcDHDUzeZmgzR7Sit4vB2FXsQDYEjvEwTNACcjaJ8nV7YJEYs9-A1vEatZBPnBGMNRPHmjGMCyPXsmWxtJpPkrsx4589JFPp0IWxHAr6pv/s400/Speedo+Limit+03.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431637535112204610" border="0" /></a>Now, on this beach, the speedo rules are more liberal. Here they allow men up to age 30 to wear speedos on the beach, but this guy is getting busted because He's fat and bald and in his 60s. But again, I still say he should be allowed to wear a speedo. Actually, I really would not call this guy "fat" either. To me, he's still way too skinny!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Now, here another one of my improved and enhanced versions of the original cartoon.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNATZxeMqTZ8_ExLDGmjxXyc_Jo2EAlkrnkEaAdAochWSO7EWXk2pWGjK3vI5VytYETE1XQpKhZ9ixDWp2dWyE6GCs3X0VDcX28ZGsmWOV2EdNqX6W0g0QRdutWlBWnksibiyNjVcOih57/s1600-h/Speedo+Limit+04.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 380px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNATZxeMqTZ8_ExLDGmjxXyc_Jo2EAlkrnkEaAdAochWSO7EWXk2pWGjK3vI5VytYETE1XQpKhZ9ixDWp2dWyE6GCs3X0VDcX28ZGsmWOV2EdNqX6W0g0QRdutWlBWnksibiyNjVcOih57/s400/Speedo+Limit+04.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431638854169898562" border="0" /></a>The officer writing the guy a ticket thinks this that this fat kid is over the age of 30, but the great big fat kid explains to the officer that he is actually only 17 years old! But the officer still believes that the fat kid is over the age of 30 because of his prematurely bald head. Oh! Like, come on officer! Please give the kid a break! OK???<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next picture below is not exactly a cartoon, and certainly NOT a fat cartoon but rather some artwork that I found on the Internet.<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3dgSbHYFB4S471opxZ8vwSLjlX-FU9so8jGA1Tv9ZJyJZjaNAmtSuB-fqlUgfb7Bysuy-vN2D-7QfrH6KNKUB4M4Mzz2xkQ5uXSju1A5sNolYFfv7XrFjMIoairDN5w-r_eOVV36YuF0G/s1600-h/Speedo+Boy+1.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3dgSbHYFB4S471opxZ8vwSLjlX-FU9so8jGA1Tv9ZJyJZjaNAmtSuB-fqlUgfb7Bysuy-vN2D-7QfrH6KNKUB4M4Mzz2xkQ5uXSju1A5sNolYFfv7XrFjMIoairDN5w-r_eOVV36YuF0G/s400/Speedo+Boy+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451545046149328834" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZVO9CQ3w09PvZGOfO2KOy-nfTXkSZTMvZyBglvtSousuPKXU1MG48ubvdP1wRGPgfpwNmFFBHoluJhY6h5cHFkYfZZ77xR2tt4X74vTAxt2af3Nubmla6jwRmY1AUFFPHrUo9clSEU_pF/s1600-h/Speedo+Boy+2.JPG"><br /></a><div style="text-align: justify;">I would say that this a drawing of a kid around 12 years old. He spends most of the time on the beach and hes always guzzling sodas that are loaded with sugar, and he also eats a lot of junk food, and eventually it will catch up to him.<br /><br />The next picture below is another one of my improvements and enhancements into a fat cartoon.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZVO9CQ3w09PvZGOfO2KOy-nfTXkSZTMvZyBglvtSousuPKXU1MG48ubvdP1wRGPgfpwNmFFBHoluJhY6h5cHFkYfZZ77xR2tt4X74vTAxt2af3Nubmla6jwRmY1AUFFPHrUo9clSEU_pF/s1600-h/Speedo+Boy+2.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZVO9CQ3w09PvZGOfO2KOy-nfTXkSZTMvZyBglvtSousuPKXU1MG48ubvdP1wRGPgfpwNmFFBHoluJhY6h5cHFkYfZZ77xR2tt4X74vTAxt2af3Nubmla6jwRmY1AUFFPHrUo9clSEU_pF/s400/Speedo+Boy+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451545054487871218" border="0" /></a>On the left, he was about 12 years old. On the right is the same kid 5 years later at the age of about 17 years. The past 5 years of guzzling sodas loaded with sugar and eating junk food has finally paid of. He is now 17 years old guzzling beer instead of sodas, and already he's gone bald on top of his head. like, it's HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW! And he now has a huge round belly that hangs almost down to his knees completely hiding is speedo! NOW YOU SEE IT! NOW YOU DON'T! He has also developed insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, but he obviously does not care. He loves being super morbidly obese. He's a true happy glutton!<br /><br />In the next picture below is the same fat kid again, now 19 years old and even fatter!<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggDwEuL_aOVV2Q1ttZXAFvDDnrD11kgVZBdaGyW9cCTrDXqa9AM2Hdpeh-1GfMKqMTxQ0dfj5a32Yu1sOQhAAXwfN0o4XnXMQYwJXWTn5weHkvotyH7nn0gr6xP7n-2w53fX7a6e3yuK7U/s1600-h/Speedo+Boy+3.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 355px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggDwEuL_aOVV2Q1ttZXAFvDDnrD11kgVZBdaGyW9cCTrDXqa9AM2Hdpeh-1GfMKqMTxQ0dfj5a32Yu1sOQhAAXwfN0o4XnXMQYwJXWTn5weHkvotyH7nn0gr6xP7n-2w53fX7a6e3yuK7U/s400/Speedo+Boy+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451545059351121490" border="0" /></a>Here he is at 19 years old, still roaming the beach and guzzling beer. His huge round belly is even bigger now and hangs way down below his knees almost down to his feet! This was his last day on the beach when he died of a massive heart attack at only 19 years old. But he was perfectly happy and contented to the very end. He went out in a really big way like a true glutton.<br /><br /><br />The next series of cartoons is what I call my Father & Son series. Here is the first one.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNRAc-V_ZMtQ5MDqiJfAYVY3IwYUMdSZAbr-n-S9SXRA0IhCQMkjxHJIuOZ_uTOP_GXrXNN60CejpwHFfzQLrnw9jLt4zQ50DtwxMeHOFbngkDCsc6EYD-fQ5QMavA2JW4tzwLh1Ujd2uG/s1600-h/Growth+Chart+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNRAc-V_ZMtQ5MDqiJfAYVY3IwYUMdSZAbr-n-S9SXRA0IhCQMkjxHJIuOZ_uTOP_GXrXNN60CejpwHFfzQLrnw9jLt4zQ50DtwxMeHOFbngkDCsc6EYD-fQ5QMavA2JW4tzwLh1Ujd2uG/s400/Growth+Chart+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431941117789657682" border="0" /></a>This one is the original version that I found while cruising the Internet for more fat cartoons. The kid gets his vertical height marked on the wall while the father gets his weight gain marked on the wall horizontally as his belly protrudes out further while he continues to gain more weight. Eventually we all stop growing vertically but some of us continue growing horizontally. He is the typical apple-shaped overweight male having a big pot-belly and a small butt, however, he is not what I would call fat. Not yet.<br /><br />The next cartoon below is my improved and enhanced version of the original.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOyrM81EciKMbU5H_u9dqKBxZAPC7P_QqE6wNIenLyKVROi0HxawgeZDsQyT8J1hlUxxUe_UqMbmA0fnjjzcM9obdqYYE2L7k50ezRTr_IiVm8pEamXXglXA1YitMidNxmhO14f9Ulk-Ne/s1600-h/Growth+Chart+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOyrM81EciKMbU5H_u9dqKBxZAPC7P_QqE6wNIenLyKVROi0HxawgeZDsQyT8J1hlUxxUe_UqMbmA0fnjjzcM9obdqYYE2L7k50ezRTr_IiVm8pEamXXglXA1YitMidNxmhO14f9Ulk-Ne/s400/Growth+Chart+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431941122685732562" border="0" /></a>It's now a few years later. The kid has grown taller and his father as grown much fatter. Now he is obese and his belly protrudes out even further, and his arms are now bigger around than his legs, and he has gone bald on top of his head.<br /><br />The next picture below is aside by side comparison of the original version and my improved and enhanced version of the original.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilddLDSzDoZ2VmmJf7DpqDdRIFKHbd9ojVM3BoBfhfne6Noo21l941-ksSDnT0txfw4J6iMqnyzoLzOfnjGVPkmSbZqAQpcv8AFRZxfevg41Nd-wvt71kRNzGssNM4VIxfeuyFdZwg5ipg/s1600-h/Father+And+Son.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 286px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilddLDSzDoZ2VmmJf7DpqDdRIFKHbd9ojVM3BoBfhfne6Noo21l941-ksSDnT0txfw4J6iMqnyzoLzOfnjGVPkmSbZqAQpcv8AFRZxfevg41Nd-wvt71kRNzGssNM4VIxfeuyFdZwg5ipg/s400/Father+And+Son.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431941131138199538" border="0" /></a>The kid has grown from 4 feet tall to 5 feet tall while his ol' man has grown from 223 pounds to 750 pounds. He has also become diabetic and has developed heart disease.<br /><br />The next picture below shows even more improvements over the original version.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZwW61wYdSteSWsbYNAhQT3apLORPnaTSrpEcHez2bZULxEocxtcOPfMeaAA4NrAmF5kF73N4nkbTb9EBoZzZNsuhxrwTcMMHhYzzEHhLiQ3t8iTBFaxJRaChxW-NS-TZnTHtvJHavOK8d/s1600/Growth+Chart+3.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZwW61wYdSteSWsbYNAhQT3apLORPnaTSrpEcHez2bZULxEocxtcOPfMeaAA4NrAmF5kF73N4nkbTb9EBoZzZNsuhxrwTcMMHhYzzEHhLiQ3t8iTBFaxJRaChxW-NS-TZnTHtvJHavOK8d/s400/Growth+Chart+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452482939253988498" border="0" /></a>It a few more years later, the kid is now 5 feet 6 inches tall and his father now weighs more than a tom at 2,750 pounds, setting a new world's record. Good for him!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Here are some more Father & Son fat cartoons. The next one below is the original version. As I have said befor, I like to make up stories to go with the cartoons.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIwKBVaG0rjsDcOrsZW8La3kh5VL4MzMHbUVRcIBmD3j5uw8aS3aa64pmETB6TYVhtrzTJ-r3nVXi5NfPaxgghAKqqdH912wIGGHecoMq4JTXDKWvkHWPAIx5suI6dP64DLNOtQ9HNbcLO/s1600-h/Father+And+Son+01.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 360px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIwKBVaG0rjsDcOrsZW8La3kh5VL4MzMHbUVRcIBmD3j5uw8aS3aa64pmETB6TYVhtrzTJ-r3nVXi5NfPaxgghAKqqdH912wIGGHecoMq4JTXDKWvkHWPAIx5suI6dP64DLNOtQ9HNbcLO/s400/Father+And+Son+01.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451628478238494290" border="0" /></a>The kid says to his father "When I grow up, I want to be fat like you." because he admires his father. His father is a big man, so he wants to grow up to be a big man. His father is flattered, but he advises his son to not deliberately gain weight until he is about 18 years old, because the CPS, Child Protective Services might intervene and accuse the father of child abuse by allowing or encouraging the kid to overeat to become obese. He feels that it's not until the kid is 18 that he would be mature enough to decide whether or not he still want's to be fat like his father.<br /><br />The next picture below is my enhanced version of the original.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh9fKl4ofvNGcuEA2e_Ytq-_NlAvbkQY5qqkb_6vpHBfGPf39hBQKl1vDfm0aVWBRrqlV8NW5QE_LAPWCpGaWWFZrWJgA6k4pv1StMB9DZyB-VJ88h2HkoWE7YshF6WZISaMRKLzu4fNC2/s1600-h/Father+And+Son+02.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 272px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh9fKl4ofvNGcuEA2e_Ytq-_NlAvbkQY5qqkb_6vpHBfGPf39hBQKl1vDfm0aVWBRrqlV8NW5QE_LAPWCpGaWWFZrWJgA6k4pv1StMB9DZyB-VJ88h2HkoWE7YshF6WZISaMRKLzu4fNC2/s400/Father+And+Son+02.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451628491031040770" border="0" /></a>It's now a few years later, the father has become even more obese and the kid has grown taller but he's still not fat like his ol' man yet, but he still says he wants to be fat like his father when he grows up despite the fact that his father had survived a severe heart attack. He asked his kid, "are you sure you still want to be fat like me when you grow up? I could have died from my recent heart attack. I'm lucky to still be alive." and the kid say that he still wants to be fat just like him, even if it means having a heart attack, he still want to be fat like his father when he grows up. Then the father asked his kid "what if I had died from my heart attack? Would you still want to be fat like me when you grow up?" and the kid answered that even if he had died form his heart attack, the he would still want to be fat like him when he grows up.<br /><br />The next picture below shows Father & Son a few more years later.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMjviSpZT7fBDb2ceKpT8X24WIbPTU6gG1EzOXeDnIJOlkMIjVug9RyU2iL2ekUr1opsaWDqPAI52-KzKlCXhW-6gEJWGo15OoR92pmfiGF6xH9icdvXjnEiz1GI8cfHzcFuR9fjBQaZuC/s1600-h/Father+And+Son+03.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 189px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMjviSpZT7fBDb2ceKpT8X24WIbPTU6gG1EzOXeDnIJOlkMIjVug9RyU2iL2ekUr1opsaWDqPAI52-KzKlCXhW-6gEJWGo15OoR92pmfiGF6xH9icdvXjnEiz1GI8cfHzcFuR9fjBQaZuC/s400/Father+And+Son+03.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451713089786886834" border="0" /></a>It's some more years later. The father is now even more super super morbidly obese and he managed to survive his second heart attack which was even worse than his first one. The kid has grown taller and is now 21 years old. When he had turned 18, he was at the age where he was legally adult enough to make his own decisions, and so, he still wanted to be fat like his father. He began eating more and more, making a total glutton of himself and gaining lots of weight, Now at the age of 21, he has become obese, not like his father yet, but he will eventually get there. He shaves his head so he is bald like his father, and he has grown a respectable pair of love-handles that are much wider than his hips and his shorts slide half-way down on his butt showing off his butt-crack and his belly now hangs down to his knees when standing up, and like his father, he had become diabetic when he was only 19 years old.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">OK, here's another so called "fat cartoon" from around the Internet. Ho hum! Boring! The following series of cartoons below are base on the Doctor & Patient theme.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPI1gNaI3wcBofuOhowyw-VhjCiaDrTwiYxnnzq-wYFEWCdYwcJ37c2TOuRbn0601c_d6Xyov75qBvUMVN-IGRIbxhieuGxxaHRbzjoAtz6YfWdbZlgIDkWSr6SlQPpDDSLxLH6i-Hrw8c/s1600-h/Eye+Doctor.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 311px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPI1gNaI3wcBofuOhowyw-VhjCiaDrTwiYxnnzq-wYFEWCdYwcJ37c2TOuRbn0601c_d6Xyov75qBvUMVN-IGRIbxhieuGxxaHRbzjoAtz6YfWdbZlgIDkWSr6SlQPpDDSLxLH6i-Hrw8c/s400/Eye+Doctor.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431913382638335378" border="0" /></a>Again I say, these these so called professional cartoonists really do not know how to do obesity. This guy is still way way way too thin. Hey! If you're going to to do fat cartoons, do it right! OK? Only I know how to do obesity!<br /><br />Again, as usual I have to show these guys how to do it right! My next picture below is my improved and enhanced version of the original.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtZV9Qjr6Hun4Z7-sw8o7TYFuu8ZsTbXqKvqJkcPtPWWrrPZLmSd298ylAMT0iX_5ony6tFWW9_trLyeZMBN0K0mTz7CuvF9Sqsb_k2JoJmGXxguPGnFyxFgvgoN3H-JgzK1aVvDwQLnGk/s1600-h/Eye+Doctor+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtZV9Qjr6Hun4Z7-sw8o7TYFuu8ZsTbXqKvqJkcPtPWWrrPZLmSd298ylAMT0iX_5ony6tFWW9_trLyeZMBN0K0mTz7CuvF9Sqsb_k2JoJmGXxguPGnFyxFgvgoN3H-JgzK1aVvDwQLnGk/s400/Eye+Doctor+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431913526040160962" border="0" /></a>Yes! This is so much better! This is my black & white version, Notice the much bigger belly, and being apple-shaped he has a massive upper-body with a huge round belly, a small butt, and pathetically skinny legs.<br /><br />The picture below is my colorized version of the same fat cartoon.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaQVF-PxUT1Yf-Yj4vOvr4dllI95aTmvB7g_cJ-bUuVRsOUKkCGnaZJay4g05x2Wq-9F9jGgyF3uU8NVrPOV0AN4SMaEV-P3I6EISsqnH4qmDVrPBKqSZ9FGw5b1xQbK4Ha0hXL-SGFuDV/s1600-h/Eye+Doctor+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaQVF-PxUT1Yf-Yj4vOvr4dllI95aTmvB7g_cJ-bUuVRsOUKkCGnaZJay4g05x2Wq-9F9jGgyF3uU8NVrPOV0AN4SMaEV-P3I6EISsqnH4qmDVrPBKqSZ9FGw5b1xQbK4Ha0hXL-SGFuDV/s400/Eye+Doctor+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431913671962459730" border="0" /></a>Yeah! This one is even better! I prefer drawing apple-shaped obese males with huge massive upper-bodies, great big round bellies, small butts and skinny legs. I also like drawing all of my fat guys wearing shorts instead of long pants.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Here is another original "fat cartoon" also based on the Patient & Doctor theme. Again, I would not call this a fat cartoon. Not yet anyway.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2YudXjLaTyk9EF4jUxJ4QyGIZcr8vbJwYwJ4xk9WKs_ATsKi3BYEenK1rvABttRT6MsGX0jT6qpmyUwsY064WM-fV19mZUzZQuPHOTLR8UyGxz02Iak_XGhKRkzGYlLzhDli3_7IXHFRe/s1600-h/Health+Lessons+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 302px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2YudXjLaTyk9EF4jUxJ4QyGIZcr8vbJwYwJ4xk9WKs_ATsKi3BYEenK1rvABttRT6MsGX0jT6qpmyUwsY064WM-fV19mZUzZQuPHOTLR8UyGxz02Iak_XGhKRkzGYlLzhDli3_7IXHFRe/s400/Health+Lessons+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431916057706324450" border="0" /></a>This is hardly what I would call a fat couple. Yes, a typical overweight couple but not really fat. In fact, to me they are the typical average American. With approximately 70% percent of the population in the USA being overweight to obese, then overweight is now the new normal.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next picture below is another one of my improved, enhanced, and colorized versions of the original cartoon.<br /><br /></div><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7b5nKYVL-rM6slveGbcFanvWDBZA2FGCCh4jLXnRomSenQep2WZG6QNEAvj7pyfRPsWc4EGHDKmy0fuAMd4EM1jRBXJceG4KBZbcnpI8ZCSwqSaESExgk7wx5EKklZ0IRdoUATJXC8cR_/s1600-h/Health+Lessons+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 237px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7b5nKYVL-rM6slveGbcFanvWDBZA2FGCCh4jLXnRomSenQep2WZG6QNEAvj7pyfRPsWc4EGHDKmy0fuAMd4EM1jRBXJceG4KBZbcnpI8ZCSwqSaESExgk7wx5EKklZ0IRdoUATJXC8cR_/s400/Health+Lessons+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431916058973235986" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Again, this one is much better! His belly is much bigger and hangs down lower. He's wearing shorts instead of long pants and his shorts are half-way down on his ass showing off his butt-crack, his arms are bigger around than his legs, and he has gone bald on top of his head. Yeah! This one is much better!<br /><br />The next one below is how the two cartoons compare. The original version and my improved and enhanced version.<br /></div><br /><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAs_mM-Z5MOBg1nEwBeljvX2sFvZXC5_CEiI1CLWJEqH9jwid0y421tIpOP7xnNi2XGKHUCumoEWZT8XcyY9-DL1DSwtTFAQR2_qq2TGEHhSU0lLHmuWZcFR3A9ypcR0bYn8uNY67sItPZ/s1600-h/Health+Lessons+Ignored.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAs_mM-Z5MOBg1nEwBeljvX2sFvZXC5_CEiI1CLWJEqH9jwid0y421tIpOP7xnNi2XGKHUCumoEWZT8XcyY9-DL1DSwtTFAQR2_qq2TGEHhSU0lLHmuWZcFR3A9ypcR0bYn8uNY67sItPZ/s400/Health+Lessons+Ignored.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431916069415982866" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next cartoon below is another one from Politically Correct. Yeah, this guy is kind of chubby, but still not obese enough to satisfy me!<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxK6SL6FB776cEK1gixqwlrQKUJ-jraw_uOpZa9pO3VazOPS2UYTIPOb8VXOhLT8g7pUB1e8UzykhNCIqhJTo2rYyYhn7D1zoyeeHRflRRl0Uh79XVxgpreZbIQNsRBo3ys75IIS2wxORP/s1600-h/Fat.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxK6SL6FB776cEK1gixqwlrQKUJ-jraw_uOpZa9pO3VazOPS2UYTIPOb8VXOhLT8g7pUB1e8UzykhNCIqhJTo2rYyYhn7D1zoyeeHRflRRl0Uh79XVxgpreZbIQNsRBo3ys75IIS2wxORP/s400/Fat.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431918387089993522" border="0" /></a>He wants to sue a fast food restaurant for millions of dollars because after eating their food for a number of years, he has become fat.<br /><br />Again, as usual, my own improved, enhanced, and colorized version of the original.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLmU_T691ytqXAiPjB9ApYFlBoNSYx1XZMOnT4pSBix07v6Qjs2YpcJ1Jf64YWX-Lt8NDLEmIk-z5bSwVTU2agqKh3C-FXIf1VPkn_IA6kzo7Qgd5BoM2Ht46L1QdTvZ5ckE1U9Dsk6Nxm/s1600-h/Fat+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLmU_T691ytqXAiPjB9ApYFlBoNSYx1XZMOnT4pSBix07v6Qjs2YpcJ1Jf64YWX-Lt8NDLEmIk-z5bSwVTU2agqKh3C-FXIf1VPkn_IA6kzo7Qgd5BoM2Ht46L1QdTvZ5ckE1U9Dsk6Nxm/s400/Fat+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431918392810877906" border="0" /></a>Now in this cartoon this guy is even more obese and he's gone bald, and in this version, he wants to sue the fast food restaurant for billions of dollars instead of just millions as in the previous original cartoon.<br /><br />Again, the next picture below is my side by side comparison of the original version on the left and my improved version on the right.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuNUt2UW_ZSIsqdaBJXmiSkGXhQbELl-_M9bJvyEgjC_MGDy2KYV7mh8vJA3NwqzO6PXVRRBC2fq4RrcDjEyybAmD1lxdWIQf7PYz6-xeR4USaRbuKX3wDc3iiF4dxMg6Agr2uhwY5q-zn/s1600-h/Lawsuit.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuNUt2UW_ZSIsqdaBJXmiSkGXhQbELl-_M9bJvyEgjC_MGDy2KYV7mh8vJA3NwqzO6PXVRRBC2fq4RrcDjEyybAmD1lxdWIQf7PYz6-xeR4USaRbuKX3wDc3iiF4dxMg6Agr2uhwY5q-zn/s400/Lawsuit.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431918402304025698" border="0" /></a>Yeah, I like my version of the cartoon much better. The one on the right is the true glutton. A true apple-shaped male glutton has a great big round belly that hangs down below his knees and is unable to keep his pants from sliding down on his ass showing off his butt-crack.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">And here is another one of my improved versions. This one is even better!<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8nroqX5XPySqBBbUhPdhn0_2Qz_QgvVcPg2XHl2mhpdMza-3ZDcuAc9WZnx1RwqXJB-EnKs0_UI2juZybzMqC40yF4gGVD9V349H3eFXNCSfbeDyEqdnjRZamRsoOcSWXDEezG96J6nuw/s1600-h/Lawsuit+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8nroqX5XPySqBBbUhPdhn0_2Qz_QgvVcPg2XHl2mhpdMza-3ZDcuAc9WZnx1RwqXJB-EnKs0_UI2juZybzMqC40yF4gGVD9V349H3eFXNCSfbeDyEqdnjRZamRsoOcSWXDEezG96J6nuw/s400/Lawsuit+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431923670526854482" border="0" /></a>Now he is even more super super super morbidly obese, and this time he wast to sue the fast food restaurant for trillions of dollars. Yeah right! Like that's gonna work! Hey buddy, you are a greedy glutton and we gluttons can't sue a restaurant just simply because we can't control how much we like to eat. Go home Fat Boy! Just go home and kick back and relax on your couch, let your great big belly hang down to the floor, eat some more and guzzle some beer and watch TV and just learn to be happy with yourself. OK?<br /><br />Here's another "fat cartoon" from around the Internet.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipprmnWJECjY-FfwoFwyhAw7jBbX2cxDdY4_sp6yknqbLxGhhNwANXXE3N38Y-FTiwy5JCmT3RsKGxmBNLcuAEJiy_5uxYd_igqy43NZov7DNEWIC5blxWZp3GmQvbt8XKauzormNJ0t8L/s1600-h/Had+Enough+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 347px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipprmnWJECjY-FfwoFwyhAw7jBbX2cxDdY4_sp6yknqbLxGhhNwANXXE3N38Y-FTiwy5JCmT3RsKGxmBNLcuAEJiy_5uxYd_igqy43NZov7DNEWIC5blxWZp3GmQvbt8XKauzormNJ0t8L/s400/Had+Enough+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431927273630778338" border="0" /></a>Again, as usual, it's in black & white and although this guy is quite obese, he is still not fat enough to satisfy me! He's still way way way too skinny for me to call this a fat cartoon. A chubby cartoon perhaps, but most definitely not a fat cartoon.<br /><br />The next cartoon below is my own improved, enhanced, and colorized version.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgws2tTzmcEu6_U0Uw5mbdnz3oSJGWYKARb5-eac-Ay2XfMuq_QYIuUV0BzXePKAalIfHqM8UGixzd-M9djm3Trmjwuv3hQJBjTkoHYpSts4IxtaNSrmtMqmT-qn961GPh9FwDw6ZRdgm_A/s1600-h/Had+Enough+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 347px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgws2tTzmcEu6_U0Uw5mbdnz3oSJGWYKARb5-eac-Ay2XfMuq_QYIuUV0BzXePKAalIfHqM8UGixzd-M9djm3Trmjwuv3hQJBjTkoHYpSts4IxtaNSrmtMqmT-qn961GPh9FwDw6ZRdgm_A/s400/Had+Enough+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431927277316781154" border="0" /></a>Now, again, this is much better! His huge belly hangs down just below his knees, his arms are fatter than his legs, and his shorts are sliding down on his ass showing off his butt-crack. He want's to buy some more hamburgers but the skinny little punk behind the cashiers counter says "Sorry sir, you've had enough." like, yeah right! Hey punk! It's my money and if I want to spend it on more food, then that's my choice. How can a restaurant stay in business when they turn customers away? If I want to eat until my belly hangs down to the floor and my shorts fall down around my ankles, then that's my own damn business!<br /><br />The next picture below is a side by side comparison between the original version and my own improved and enhanced colorized version. version.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguOpgWRuY3pR7QQSvPtRz2rvu511pwbOvqjS_NEKh7iOjuSLbMboLIj5vhZ-PtG2xqlLDrorS9ZckevZhm9om75FEX2nLsvShWEB5vQZtn971kHfAJnlfdEcbI8h4Zep4DBomtqRO0ihJC/s1600-h/Too+Much+Is+Not+Enough.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguOpgWRuY3pR7QQSvPtRz2rvu511pwbOvqjS_NEKh7iOjuSLbMboLIj5vhZ-PtG2xqlLDrorS9ZckevZhm9om75FEX2nLsvShWEB5vQZtn971kHfAJnlfdEcbI8h4Zep4DBomtqRO0ihJC/s400/Too+Much+Is+Not+Enough.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431927283147626498" border="0" /></a>This cartoon reflect the philosophy of my Biggest Fattest Blog. There is no such thing as too much food. Too much is never enough, and more is even better. We gluttons believe that no matter how much we eat it's still not enough. We must have more, and even that's is still not enough. The more food the better.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Here is another cartoon based on the "love handles" theme. This one is the original.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIsA0CtPVw4ioc8ahL8O2ejTKOSk5A1sXTEUqYI1rIyo-zks9kR0Wb-sMPfrEHRNIjv0ob1dzhPOM2zngvn_s3eAKhkawrddhbyijU2JrmPI22zhwBgSq-HJ2VqJyaOJHO2_CVZgNdO-GP/s1600-h/My+Love+Handles+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 349px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIsA0CtPVw4ioc8ahL8O2ejTKOSk5A1sXTEUqYI1rIyo-zks9kR0Wb-sMPfrEHRNIjv0ob1dzhPOM2zngvn_s3eAKhkawrddhbyijU2JrmPI22zhwBgSq-HJ2VqJyaOJHO2_CVZgNdO-GP/s400/My+Love+Handles+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431928686049307202" border="0" /></a>Hey skinny! You call those love handles? You don't just grab your belly and call it love handles. You love handles are out at your sides just above your hips. You don't have love handles yet. Just keep on gaining and you'll get 'em!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">This next one below is my improved version of the original cartoon.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7eosEvoVejfpaB8t9zZAkxBsoF9oWLj8lZGFrCdv2YBk4B3jBurSLDhAjFxRooApB-A1dlc5WKeo9M06c5NJJRZe4-5aJ962cvvUwQrmH8GnmrsmXla9OcLOtGY8hdLPNS3IVlr_HQdP_/s1600-h/My+Love+Handles+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 381px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7eosEvoVejfpaB8t9zZAkxBsoF9oWLj8lZGFrCdv2YBk4B3jBurSLDhAjFxRooApB-A1dlc5WKeo9M06c5NJJRZe4-5aJ962cvvUwQrmH8GnmrsmXla9OcLOtGY8hdLPNS3IVlr_HQdP_/s400/My+Love+Handles+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431928696643832450" border="0" /></a>Now, you're beginning to get some love handles and a nice roll of fat on your lower back that protrudes out further than your butt. Your love handles are suppose to be much wider than your hips and begin to hang down over your hips. A nice pair of love handle causes your pants to slide down low on your hips. You know you have a nice pair of love handles when you have to keep pulling your pants up and your pants keep sliding back down again. In fact, you have a perfect pair of love handles when you can no longer reach around them to pull your pants up and somebody has to follow behind you and pull your pants up for you since you can't do it yourself.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Again, as usual, another side by side comparison of the original and my own version.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyI47FtuWzzf7SRUC0TS6di3O0qSxbeFFpCbMugIqUQ0aud6x59PD9rzwdejJMykN1BORKz8BKiZlsNUCqFbJVYe_vPMqArReyFNwv3Hb5YMkizygwHY78YiAqCV7LNn_9srlDmPMZ85FA/s1600-h/Love+My+Love+Handles.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 277px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyI47FtuWzzf7SRUC0TS6di3O0qSxbeFFpCbMugIqUQ0aud6x59PD9rzwdejJMykN1BORKz8BKiZlsNUCqFbJVYe_vPMqArReyFNwv3Hb5YMkizygwHY78YiAqCV7LNn_9srlDmPMZ85FA/s400/Love+My+Love+Handles.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431928700545606210" border="0" /></a>Yes, much much better! And he's even gone bald on top of his head. When you can no longer reach around your love handles to pull up your pants anymore, and you can't even reach around wipe your own butt, then you have achieved the perfect love handles. We gluttons absolutely love our love handles.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Here is another original fat cartoon with the fast food theme.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilURc-qY94-dypwGRGTcRNdPlJ8jifHvVY6rbBVVA0gJT1J8yGfS1DP1Lz1RF1O0a0eBdVHDSKdqqfGm5FMV-2eHu9TfqryE43Z2TtoZlaLXdsR6fY3lca5k9GWJZOHSYESjU8hKe5viQi/s1600-h/Food.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilURc-qY94-dypwGRGTcRNdPlJ8jifHvVY6rbBVVA0gJT1J8yGfS1DP1Lz1RF1O0a0eBdVHDSKdqqfGm5FMV-2eHu9TfqryE43Z2TtoZlaLXdsR6fY3lca5k9GWJZOHSYESjU8hKe5viQi/s400/Food.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431929953871307842" border="0" /></a>After ordering all that food, he then orders a DIET soda. Let me guess . . . he's trying to lose some weight. Yeah right! Like, after ordering a 5000 calorie meal, a DIET soda is going to help you lose some weight? Hey buddy! The only thing you're going to lose is your pants! You're already beginning to show off some butt-crack!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next cartoon below is my improved, enhanced, colorize, and more honest version.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMAZEQA4f5KoBmpa-GMmyZIz-LtGWoOuD5LJig4zClWefxJzVYeefsMAL8xi0UxjCpQczH41-LOek3DbtjXieuLCUjVcTql7x0UaeUhxbv5y6FdrlSuzbkKdcHbmA0zi0ryQ9gdh_2c774/s1600-h/Food+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 336px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMAZEQA4f5KoBmpa-GMmyZIz-LtGWoOuD5LJig4zClWefxJzVYeefsMAL8xi0UxjCpQczH41-LOek3DbtjXieuLCUjVcTql7x0UaeUhxbv5y6FdrlSuzbkKdcHbmA0zi0ryQ9gdh_2c774/s400/Food+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431929957408304178" border="0" /></a>Now this guy is more honest! Instead of a DIET soda, he orders a double thick chocolate malt to go with the 5000 calorie meal. This guy is a winner! He as won a much bigger belly and even broader love handles. He's a true glutton who knows he's not going to lose weight, nor does he even want to. He chooses NOT to lose weight. The only thing he's lost is some hair off the top of his head and he's about to lose his shorts! Every true glutton wants to gain weight and the only thing a true glutton want to lose is some hair off the top of his head and his pants! Now that's true gluttony! Gain weight, lose some hair and lose your pants!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next one as usual is my side by side comparison of the original and my own version.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg0t-2V3tFgY7_0iiKBoUZary_J5XfrEGv6qNmOh1xlmsUnN90vlO_Y97rwVZb6d0N1tvmOuI6wAmX74QY9LQB3_CInQm7_XeAwarsx-HpG6rC2RQbrX14oAHk_AW2B7WvS55qEJO45Vu8/s1600-h/House+Of+Food.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 286px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg0t-2V3tFgY7_0iiKBoUZary_J5XfrEGv6qNmOh1xlmsUnN90vlO_Y97rwVZb6d0N1tvmOuI6wAmX74QY9LQB3_CInQm7_XeAwarsx-HpG6rC2RQbrX14oAHk_AW2B7WvS55qEJO45Vu8/s400/House+Of+Food.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431949947763870610" border="0" /></a>They guy on the left is a hypocrite, ordering a DIET soda to go with his 5000 calorie meal while the more obese bald-headed gentleman on the right is a true blue and honest glutton ordering a double chocolate malt to go with his 5000 calorie meal. Here at The Biggest Fatted Blog our philosophy is, gain lots of weight, lose some hair, and lose your pants!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next fat cartoon below is the talking scale theme. This one is the original version.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlHQki6ieYYYIQFGSOrh7ArZhRw88R_U8Qlk6WH2mY69IMRAE252vs1STp9ptyda03cgmSJpTqBnQzn8c1V0yDK6uUXteP3l0Qgw1zBeb5I2WJKcE14XSqwrskoO0jaUHLf-FJFSAdqzo6/s1600-h/Scale+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlHQki6ieYYYIQFGSOrh7ArZhRw88R_U8Qlk6WH2mY69IMRAE252vs1STp9ptyda03cgmSJpTqBnQzn8c1V0yDK6uUXteP3l0Qgw1zBeb5I2WJKcE14XSqwrskoO0jaUHLf-FJFSAdqzo6/s400/Scale+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431930998330561554" border="0" /></a>The talking scale says it's unsuitable for males born after 2021, so this is sometime in the future. Again the character in this so-called "fat cartoon" is still way too thin.<br /><br />The next one below is of course my own improved and enhanced version of the original.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc5TxF-S9arETD1MV1JDxraRdB2yl5q3IhEFWiAKTeW0Q3TdPyqKR8Pzz_CTKpxFfr8-1a9emmpc4QnuPoKfT_0FS4cX8uULnqPybwJ6gwMlDgRUc8GglpZclEZXy68PFFkn2HBUkzaMLO/s1600-h/Scale+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc5TxF-S9arETD1MV1JDxraRdB2yl5q3IhEFWiAKTeW0Q3TdPyqKR8Pzz_CTKpxFfr8-1a9emmpc4QnuPoKfT_0FS4cX8uULnqPybwJ6gwMlDgRUc8GglpZclEZXy68PFFkn2HBUkzaMLO/s400/Scale+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431931006380249698" border="0" /></a>Again, now this one is much better. Now, this guy is even more obese and has gone bald. The talking scale says "Your weight exceeds the maximum capacity of this scale! Please us the truck scale across the street! Have a nice day Piggy!" Now that's what every true glutton would love to hear as a talking scale publicly announcing his weight for everyone else around to hear as well. YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!<br /></div><br /><br /><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqTjR3wJNDJdC8vMD-lFsMEuZFhufvtFhtfspA7QJHEReRTvpbomcWmP6Qsnd1mxjs4SuN7Gz1iSBqsRQIpw3iPhJ8-vK7FzhrE3qxNWrvEDKj9Kj8C-hNVBn2TJ5JuawrYN9tuQoIUzbh/s1600-h/Talking+Scale.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 327px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqTjR3wJNDJdC8vMD-lFsMEuZFhufvtFhtfspA7QJHEReRTvpbomcWmP6Qsnd1mxjs4SuN7Gz1iSBqsRQIpw3iPhJ8-vK7FzhrE3qxNWrvEDKj9Kj8C-hNVBn2TJ5JuawrYN9tuQoIUzbh/s400/Talking+Scale.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431931019809144674" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">And again, another side by side comparison between the original on the left and my improved version on the right. These so-called professional cartoonists seriously need to learn how to do obesity and do it right!<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Here is another original "fat cartoon" cartoon from around the Internet<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLNOprbRrRkJBYJYkVPh3xU0NXMxX-flAVp7riHN2rP5WALCLgAkoeETs4HDmGqssD50fYbzTiY1FNqJQLm5-AgZoXPSQAYcaRM0lnGgG-QDe4nsINJYCS4S8aGTJSCFIMM3JE7hZ0xbvK/s1600-h/Lap+Top+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLNOprbRrRkJBYJYkVPh3xU0NXMxX-flAVp7riHN2rP5WALCLgAkoeETs4HDmGqssD50fYbzTiY1FNqJQLm5-AgZoXPSQAYcaRM0lnGgG-QDe4nsINJYCS4S8aGTJSCFIMM3JE7hZ0xbvK/s400/Lap+Top+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431933014831506994" border="0" /></a>Here he is getting a refund for his lap top computer because it's quite obvious that when he sits down his big belly completely covers his thighs and his lap, and the lap top computer thus rests on top of his belly, so he needs a belly top computer instead of a lap top. Of course, I still think this guy is way to skinny to be in a "fat cartoon" because his belly is not big enough and does not hang down low enough. His pants are sliding down on his ass showing off his butt-crack which is fine, and the skinny legs are OK, but his arms are too skinny. A super morbidly obese male should be a Hell of lot more apple-shaped with a more massive upper-body and his arms should be much fatter than his legs.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next cartoon below is my improved and enhanced version of the original.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj60nWnhY8DhqOYQSrPa1OQByW440w4CoWvH33NUcofXceK51d1Fxu2H_lpw3eseMXW0Z1PbQPXnBtdbLLeX4O3ibh5fpohBQK3bsLrADEIXWFJySzJQtQRNDrIa9hx9kKEqfm07C2IrMxn/s1600-h/Lap+Top+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj60nWnhY8DhqOYQSrPa1OQByW440w4CoWvH33NUcofXceK51d1Fxu2H_lpw3eseMXW0Z1PbQPXnBtdbLLeX4O3ibh5fpohBQK3bsLrADEIXWFJySzJQtQRNDrIa9hx9kKEqfm07C2IrMxn/s400/Lap+Top+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431933018799428962" border="0" /></a>Now this is much better! His huge round belly now hangs down below his knees almost to the floor, his love-handles hang down lower than his hips, and he's wearing shorts down low showing off his butt-crack and his skinny legs, and his arms are now much fatter than his legs, so he has become a true apple-shaped obese diabetic male glutton. Yes, this is much better!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next cartoon below as usual is another side by side comparison of the original cartoon on the left and my improved version on the right.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a display="" style="" border="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPCb_vkLN_yfKI8MPI_3uUQ9siHIpWl031OY9PQnVjPrcG8vXQfAMhqn-QMmkHQW45n31KhQuAPDdP8be6DNf0nMesRG5asKBgRU9y5I9D4fvhHpPj85S9ll6FolaljpgSUNxZBuCVGmc4/s1600-h/From+Laptop+To+Bellytop.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 312px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPCb_vkLN_yfKI8MPI_3uUQ9siHIpWl031OY9PQnVjPrcG8vXQfAMhqn-QMmkHQW45n31KhQuAPDdP8be6DNf0nMesRG5asKBgRU9y5I9D4fvhHpPj85S9ll6FolaljpgSUNxZBuCVGmc4/s400/From+Laptop+To+Bellytop.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431933025414661682" border="0" /></a>Yes! My version on the right is much better! Every true glutton hopes to have a great big round belly hanging down below his knees and love-handles hanging down lower than his hips and it he's an apple-shaped obese male, then he hopes to have arms bigger around than his legs or even bigger around than his hips.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next one below show the original version on the left, my improved and enhanced version in the center, and another improved fat cartoon on the right.<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl4fcMbzryZNUU9aEhTBloqV9tToo2J69nrW4ZBkz6-MLGZ0k_LVHTaomG2JnL1wDc0gkPlqpVsvw3OEHhyphenhyphenzCG9tIDAcvwJFdIg5rreqF4CPv2kn-yG-ISlLhohwpRDgssBixwDzjYPbjl/s1600-h/Docter+Belly.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 167px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl4fcMbzryZNUU9aEhTBloqV9tToo2J69nrW4ZBkz6-MLGZ0k_LVHTaomG2JnL1wDc0gkPlqpVsvw3OEHhyphenhyphenzCG9tIDAcvwJFdIg5rreqF4CPv2kn-yG-ISlLhohwpRDgssBixwDzjYPbjl/s400/Docter+Belly.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432030846603654802" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">In the cartoon on the left, we have an elderly professor about 65 years old. As he weighs himself on his bathroom scale, his wife says to him "Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that's expanding!" and in the next cartoon in the middle he's now 78 years old and has become even more obese. As he weighs himself on his bathroom scale his wife says "When we were young before we got married you were slim and athletic and had a million dollar body. It's too bad that inflation has set in! I should be concerned about your health, but you're 78 years old so I guess that you still have some good years left yet." Well, he is somewhat pear-shaped and obese people who are more pear-shaped actually live longer than obese people who are apple-shaped, like their grandson in the cartoon on the right for example: He is apple-shaped and he tries to weight himself but he cant see the scale because his belly hangs down to his feet. His grandmother comes in as says "Your grandfather is 78 years old and although he is overweight he's in fairly good health for his age and weight. But you're only 32 years old and you have had three heart attacks! You had your first heart attack when you were only 19 years old!" Eventually, a few months later he had his final heart attack. He had won $5,000 in a pie eating contest, and when he was told that he had won, he paid no attention and wanted to keep on eating. He was told to stop eating because the contest was over. That was the rules. So, he gave them back the $5,000 dollars so that he could just sit there and eat more pies. He had put away 385 pies when all of a sudden he started gasping for air, and clutching at his chest he collapsed and died from a massive heart attack after winning a pie eating contest! What a glutton! But he died, like a true glutton!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next picture below shows the original version and three more improved versions of the original cartoon. Actually, the last one is not an improvement, but rather a sad ending.<br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwDHrd5ADEbVRc2WRAeLBbhKmwqJxk_p5Is22IPLtsT1XrCE2wUUieFz-I9r0sLJOU2EkC-U6SuKWUY6Xg9siqLpLcTQJMNjPHBfDd2lr6bcMs26xubn5iOjuzhwOzNNsy3taDQ4rfLhbp/s1600-h/TV.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 248px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwDHrd5ADEbVRc2WRAeLBbhKmwqJxk_p5Is22IPLtsT1XrCE2wUUieFz-I9r0sLJOU2EkC-U6SuKWUY6Xg9siqLpLcTQJMNjPHBfDd2lr6bcMs26xubn5iOjuzhwOzNNsy3taDQ4rfLhbp/s400/TV.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431629064081558802" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">In cartoon #1 the overweight guy is sitting in his recliner front of his TV watching Sports and after he dropped his remote control he says to his wife "Help me Mary. The remote control has slipped from my grasp." so he expect his wife to pick it up for him. In cartoon #2 its a few years later, and like all obese apple-shaped males who are true gluttons, he is much fatter and his huge round belly rises up so high it blocks the view of his TV and his belly hangs down below his knees almost to his feet. He is unable to see the TV so he says to his wife "Help me Mary! I can't see the TV anymore! Can you have it mounted on the ceiling instead?" In cartoon #3 its a few more years later and his belly rises even higher and protrudes way out beyond his feet as he sits in his recliner. He is naked, no longer able to put on clothes anymore so he just sits around in the living room in the nude. He then says to his wife while gasping for air "Help me Mary! I'm having a heart attack! I'm gonna die!" and finally in cartoon #4, he has departed from the scene, and his widowed wife all dressed in black says to herself "Rest in peace Baby. I miss you so much." thus ends the story and the life on another super super morbidly obese diabetic glutton.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">And now finally, the next series of eight cartoon pictures below are not copied from the Internet like all the others above. These are my own original creations.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">MY OWN ORIGINAL CREATIONS!!!</span><br /></div><br />Please note: This in only a fantasy! This is something that I really don't believe can possibly ever happen. But still, it's a fun fantasy. Maybe the first 4 or 5 cartoons might be possible, but as for the last three cartoon pictures . . . well . . . definitely not!<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhYmsQJ0Z6TVFIwBUoDwj-6NMevSEGGNursNMLnUySFwgHBe90bYlHfLEopvakrNuegFuyx-cSqXJDf7vIgHgmuscLkVKx8OUpMc7ra5jXRLJ83JmaZcnd_D5UaTtUmWF97vA34XNn4Z9i/s1600/Immobile+01.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhYmsQJ0Z6TVFIwBUoDwj-6NMevSEGGNursNMLnUySFwgHBe90bYlHfLEopvakrNuegFuyx-cSqXJDf7vIgHgmuscLkVKx8OUpMc7ra5jXRLJ83JmaZcnd_D5UaTtUmWF97vA34XNn4Z9i/s400/Immobile+01.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455003578368797794" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">He is the world's biggest and greediest glutton, about 6 feet tall from head to toe but he is laying helplessly on his back completely immobile. His belly rises about 8 feet high and extend almost 2 years beyond his feet and he weighs about 5,700 pounds! He cries out "FEED ME! FEED ME! PLEASE SOMEBODY FEED ME! I'M SO HUNGRY! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE FEED ME? PLEASE!" Oh! How pathetic! But this is what every true glutton hopes to achieve.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTxM0ri1azBxMD-eQvvNyPX8JRvgzQxyvHhBvmbE4A8f69h2GK2zzU4Sul98YL4spSLT1I_vPJYV0qER-lFxwwQFvwAGgEIyEcwQOSP9o06VVyiodTt1RztkMej_FHmBRMDdoOsW8vMM33/s1600/Immobile+02.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTxM0ri1azBxMD-eQvvNyPX8JRvgzQxyvHhBvmbE4A8f69h2GK2zzU4Sul98YL4spSLT1I_vPJYV0qER-lFxwwQFvwAGgEIyEcwQOSP9o06VVyiodTt1RztkMej_FHmBRMDdoOsW8vMM33/s400/Immobile+02.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455003583685120370" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">It's a couple of years later, and he has become more super morbidly obese. His belly now rises more than 12 feet high and extend almost 3 yards beyond his feet while laying on his back, and he now weighs about 18,570 pounds! He weighs more than an elephant! And now he cries out "MORE! MORE! MORE! I MUST HAVE MORE FOOD! PLEASE FEED ME MORE FOOD! I'M SO HUNGRY! PLEASE FEED ME MORE FOOD! DON'T STOP NOW! I NEED MORE FOOD!" Yes, he is a true super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUzaDhYc1mNNp5b3WmxouUWHj_Ab_mFs51iSPaq10Qteet5SQ_OMUgMCpXvzRIJmcqBbcrlGUTdlag5cRkP6oFkx_uuCr-d_s82U2nm-9QKlLtH1zwCCNcBoLH-ZlC1tMn3WIXvFFhgFRp/s1600/Immobile+03.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 296px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUzaDhYc1mNNp5b3WmxouUWHj_Ab_mFs51iSPaq10Qteet5SQ_OMUgMCpXvzRIJmcqBbcrlGUTdlag5cRkP6oFkx_uuCr-d_s82U2nm-9QKlLtH1zwCCNcBoLH-ZlC1tMn3WIXvFFhgFRp/s400/Immobile+03.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455003590389000962" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">It's a few years later and his now rises almost 16 feet high and extends almost 4 yards beyond his feet and he now weighs about 23,850 pounds. Now he continues to cry out for more food saying "OK! I AD MIT IT! I'M JUST A SLOPPY, LAZY GLUTTON AND A BIG FAT UGLY PIG! OINK! OINK! AND ALL THAT! SO, WHAT ELSE IS NEW? NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED ME! OK? I NEED MORE FOOD! I'M GETTING EVEN HUNGRIER AND HUNGRIER AND I MUST NEVER STOP EATING! NOW GIVE ME MORE FOOD! PLEASE!!!" This guy is the most pathetic glutton there ever was or ever will be!<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0U8iWUvu9N_IGEPT12h09z1TBSQdNaGYkW4dO66HBCosHqXOCAShc821TSwNfmgj5zRwtGTeGKelT50ZjvgglLMzcVpoSf-iDN5xxfpwijjcliHl3Ec4nQn3WkLrGa14BsgzUoyQke_S6/s1600/Immobile+04.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0U8iWUvu9N_IGEPT12h09z1TBSQdNaGYkW4dO66HBCosHqXOCAShc821TSwNfmgj5zRwtGTeGKelT50ZjvgglLMzcVpoSf-iDN5xxfpwijjcliHl3Ec4nQn3WkLrGa14BsgzUoyQke_S6/s400/Immobile+04.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455003601962486962" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Now, a few more years later, his belly rises 23 feet high and extend 6 yards beyond his feet, and he weighs about 32,750 pounds! He continues to cry out some more saying "FEED ME! FEED ME! FEED ME! I MUST NOT STOP EATING! I MUST NEVER STOP EATING! I FEEL CONSTANT HUNGER NO MATTER HOW MUCH I EAT! YEAH, I KNOW I'M A SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE AND AN UGLY PIG, A LAZY SLOB AND A GREEDY GLUTTON! BUT I DON'T CARE HOW UGLY I MAY LOOK AS LONG AS I CAN HAVE MORE FOOD! PLEASE! KEEP ON FEEDING ME AND NEVER STOP FEEDING ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! I MUST HAVE MORE FOOD!" Wow! Like, when is this ever going to stop? Perhaps never!<br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRlFJOUCqSNJYY-O7ENExixSrYbDgzJB8iMwZOr2ZU6rC__jAkV9Q9hCAFUJvueY6rrfxj825nKjhirjWzmFb-7-heIs1hXYnMZyRE_ITSBRcqK7SDkCLEMawr6TKeFajeCj7lwM3433-F/s1600/Immobile+05.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRlFJOUCqSNJYY-O7ENExixSrYbDgzJB8iMwZOr2ZU6rC__jAkV9Q9hCAFUJvueY6rrfxj825nKjhirjWzmFb-7-heIs1hXYnMZyRE_ITSBRcqK7SDkCLEMawr6TKeFajeCj7lwM3433-F/s400/Immobile+05.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455003603778427986" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">After a few more years on continuous gluttony, his belly now rises 32 feet high and extend 12 yards beyond his feet and he now weighs about 58,360 pounds! Now he finds id very difficult to breath so he can't say much anymore. Now he only cries out "FEED ME! FEED ME! I'M STILL HUNGRY! PLEASE! PLEASE! FEED ME! FEED ME!" It looks like this is never going to stop. Not until he dies.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs791KY5qLom5NkxOg1HSIumGI3g5LEv1v0Qt2jpisubOhPpz-Li7Idb3aCanURi_Z9c_3A8WHIFxsAYASxEpy94gdlctLCndPHhujWpM4t1xQRgfgEgnxgMeVZUXD5MTjwb9pf_UqV64O/s1600/Immobile+06.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 277px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs791KY5qLom5NkxOg1HSIumGI3g5LEv1v0Qt2jpisubOhPpz-Li7Idb3aCanURi_Z9c_3A8WHIFxsAYASxEpy94gdlctLCndPHhujWpM4t1xQRgfgEgnxgMeVZUXD5MTjwb9pf_UqV64O/s400/Immobile+06.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455006076246721058" border="0" /></a>Oh wow! This has got to be the limit! This mountain range is about 12,000 feet high and his belly rises way up beyond the mountain range to over 18,000 feed above sea level. He now weighs billions of tons! All he can do now is gasp for air and scream out "FEED ME!" and gasp for air again. When will this ever end?<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2o_Yzt-Dk3rHsz4vG0tdGV9yZd_2i-Ed9eHfkkfCkI0-wfnGVTzO9DInPrANq175QbOBMj4azJIcCLpW1lHcXwQqPqTPidJrQnKbV71M6oU1_HhbtS3jTxa513z3JCoZ0JE4Iya25az-h/s1600/Immobile+06.jpg"><br /></a><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyixHC10jvDP5jCbtpeWuGoY-V_avpCj_U_EP_EfE0FCbpe8tSaGxLxh9sixl45zGSDHvpnfALT66QNKaGJ7NC-5jymk9ZygKudgDcCBkr9SnlkcxkVBio5MYOtFcRN31qPyyVCzvC6jaV/s1600/Immobile+07.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 298px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyixHC10jvDP5jCbtpeWuGoY-V_avpCj_U_EP_EfE0FCbpe8tSaGxLxh9sixl45zGSDHvpnfALT66QNKaGJ7NC-5jymk9ZygKudgDcCBkr9SnlkcxkVBio5MYOtFcRN31qPyyVCzvC6jaV/s400/Immobile+07.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455004027033763906" border="0" /></a>It a few more years, and his belly now rises about 300 miles high! Also, he now weighs trillions of tons, but this still has not come to an end!<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjykTIWzYOALZzln4MtFNl5l6OJNm6wHyZbgmzGIHNDzmzoT_FfhDS9fTb9VkAusAUW-pQYTz5t1sQwfPb5TXmJlb_TtUQ4_sFVuTWqoKlSKwnzEcQTxpO6cgb-EBi_l_tcr8yZKhH7SpZk/s1600/Immobile+08.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjykTIWzYOALZzln4MtFNl5l6OJNm6wHyZbgmzGIHNDzmzoT_FfhDS9fTb9VkAusAUW-pQYTz5t1sQwfPb5TXmJlb_TtUQ4_sFVuTWqoKlSKwnzEcQTxpO6cgb-EBi_l_tcr8yZKhH7SpZk/s400/Immobile+08.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455004030293423410" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">And finally, after a few more years, he has become so huge the the Earth's rotation has thrown him free! He is now a huge sphere of human flesh over 1,500 miles in diameter and has become a brand new moon in orbit around the Earth! Then he says "WOW! I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT! I HAVE BECOME MY OWN WORLD! I AM NOW MY OWN PLANET WITH MY VERY OWN ATMOSPHERE SO I CAN BREATH! I'M A BRAND NEW MOON!" But now he's all alone, and food has to be sent to him in space probes and roving robots have to bring the food to his mouth to feed him. But there is an upper limit to how much more massive he can become. His core temperature will rise higher and higher and he will become a dead sphere of boiling fat.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Anyway . . . . . this is just one of my weird fantasies.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">SOME MORE OF MY ORIGINAL CREATIONS!!!<br /><br />The next three cartoons are some more of my own original creations.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnAhOPisoW-4132nZx1X3fglyk2eGu2ueGgNo0MPFe7zn5g09oBxjkdN0FEGW_GoqA7V7P-dG45scQnLgl7O3oqZl6_ueB50VVeHmwdKp-fqDceBNia1N2ZZ1OsU5eMp6T_qdlJ1giiP-B/s1600/00+Improved+Enhanced+Male+Body.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnAhOPisoW-4132nZx1X3fglyk2eGu2ueGgNo0MPFe7zn5g09oBxjkdN0FEGW_GoqA7V7P-dG45scQnLgl7O3oqZl6_ueB50VVeHmwdKp-fqDceBNia1N2ZZ1OsU5eMp6T_qdlJ1giiP-B/s400/00+Improved+Enhanced+Male+Body.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460543743651754146" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view</div><br />Here we have a young prematurely bald super super morbidly obese apple-shaped young dude only 23 years old. He brags that he has the perfect apple-shaped obese male body, which of course, he does because his upper arms and forearms are bigger around than his hips. Even his fat neck is bigger around than his hips. Of course, to achieve this degree of obese apple-shaped male perfection, the price one pays it having insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. He was only 17 years old when he had gone bald on top of his head and was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. He was only 21 years old when he had his first heart attack while being awarded 1st prize in a pie eating contest and 23 years old when he had his second heart attack while being awarded 1st prize in a hot dog eating contest. He is a true glutton! He was warns that if he has his third heart attack he won't survive it. Eventually, at the age of 25, he died from his third and final heart attack while stuffing himself at an All You Can Eat Buffet, so he went out like a perfect apple-shape obese male and a true glutton!<br /><br />The next cartoon below is of twin brothers at the age of 25 about a month before the younger twin died from a massive heart attack.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZCrsduuJoRCI9hqdSAmyEFfYjO_LDDNTp3pE4VAP5lD7uQWyoXU9KnHLcVi9xmHvBWxPQrXUeI1wRiyqY9pUm7dxE3VNqhSfzh4qJ1gV4X_Dl1MSnVpnd8PubcMVDtnTVJpe0hIdas0Zc/s1600/05+Improved+Enhanced+Twin+Brothers.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 191px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZCrsduuJoRCI9hqdSAmyEFfYjO_LDDNTp3pE4VAP5lD7uQWyoXU9KnHLcVi9xmHvBWxPQrXUeI1wRiyqY9pUm7dxE3VNqhSfzh4qJ1gV4X_Dl1MSnVpnd8PubcMVDtnTVJpe0hIdas0Zc/s400/05+Improved+Enhanced+Twin+Brothers.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460543745782586514" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The guy on the left is the older twin. They're both 6 feet 4 inches tall, a couple of really big guys. The older twin weighs over a ton at 2,580 pounds while the younger twin on the right also weighs over a ton but at only 2,350 pounds, about 230 pounds less because he has a smaller butt and his legs are much thinner.<br /><br />The younger twin died from a massive heart attack, his third and final heart attack about about 2 months after his 25th birthday while the older twin is still living having survived his first heart attack about 9 months after his 25th birthday. The older twin was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes when he was 21 years old.<br /><br />On the other hand, the younger twin with the skinny legs was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes when he was only 17 years old, had his first heart attack at the age of 21, his second heart attack at the age of 23, and his third and final heart attack at the age of 25 just 2 months after his 25th birthday, while the older and heavier twin only had one heart attack so far.<br /><br />Now, you would naturally think that the older and heavier twin brother would be the first to die because he was 230 pounds heavier than his younger twin brother, but as it has been mentioned much earlier before in this article, but not only does massive upper-body obesity increases the risk of having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but also, having skinny legs even further increases the risk, especially if you're super super morbidly obese with a huge massive upper-body with a small butt and skinny legs.<br /><br />So, if you're going to be super supper morbidly obese, then it's better to also have a chubby butt and fat legs. But if you have a small butt and skinny legs while being super super morbidly obese, then you will develop Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease much sooner.<br /><br />Both brothers had Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but the younger twin brother had it much worse than his older twin brother because of his small butt and skinny legs. They were both perfect apple-shaped obese males since their arms and their necks were bigger around than their hips, but the younger brother had achieved an even higher degree of apple-shaped obese male perfection, however, he also paid a much higher price for that perfection.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />The next picture below depicts how the obese male body may come in different shapes.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGgJ3JAlSr8SNVgGV4VG3GWchV8uSpKHZbvYUT884jR6p_RWP42PwoZYnH68gSuz0qD9HTueYBifz0cT5WUtHZ_2F9cGAOVAqMDam-KICsQF-2wvTDuf0bTJVRjVwveTzrW1V3qkLmoAa6/s1600/Obese+Male+Body+Shapes.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGgJ3JAlSr8SNVgGV4VG3GWchV8uSpKHZbvYUT884jR6p_RWP42PwoZYnH68gSuz0qD9HTueYBifz0cT5WUtHZ_2F9cGAOVAqMDam-KICsQF-2wvTDuf0bTJVRjVwveTzrW1V3qkLmoAa6/s400/Obese+Male+Body+Shapes.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464006299668351186" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view</div><br />No doubt, you have noticed that in most of my drawings of super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, they always have a big roll of fat on the lower-back that protrudes out much further than the butt. Well, it real life, this is not always the case. I<br /><br />'m sure we have all seen some middle-aged bald-headed guy on the beach walking around with a huge round belly in front of him and a small butt that is kind of flat, being kind of flat on the back of his body while carrying most of his fat in front of him. I'm sure we've all seen guys like that.<br /><br />I know I have, and usually, these guys with the great big bellies carrying a lot of weight in front, I have noticed that most of them suffer from severe and chronic lower-back aches. That is because, having to carry that huge round belly in front places a lot of stress on the lower-back and that is why these guys usually have chronic lower-back aches.<br /><br />So, the solution to that problem is to have a nice great big roll of fat on the lower-back that protrudes out much further than the butt. This acts as a kind of counter-balance for the massive belly in front, thus, relieving some of the stress from the lower back.<br /><br />But having a lot of back-fat causes insulin resistance, and therefore, this excessive back-fat greatly increases the risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.<br /><br />So, we now know of three risk factors for getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.<br /><br />1.) Being apple-shape and having mostly upper-body fat.<br /><br />2.) Having skinny legs when you are super morbidly obese.<br /><br />3.) And finally, having a lot of fat on your upper-back and lower-back.<br /><br />Each one of these factors by themselves will put you at risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. But having skinny legs in addition to massive upper-body apple-shaped obesity almost doubles the risk. Even guys who are not obese but are actually of "normal" or "average" weight, just having skinny legs by itself increases the risk of heart disease, and then, adding some extra back-fat makes it a triple whammy!<br /><br />But, as I have said, if you would prefer NOT having chronic lower-back aches all the time, then it's good to have a nice great big roll of fat on your lower-back protruding out much further than your butt, to act as a counter-balance for your huge round belly in front. This will make it easier to carry that huge belly around and will also relieve the stress from your lower-back so that you won't be subject to lower-back pains anymore. Now, isn't it much better to have Type 2 Diabetes than it is to be having chronic lower-back aches?<br /><br />I would certainly think so!<br /><br />Now, in addition to Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, I also have something to say about hypothyroidism and Cushing's Syndrome.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">CUSHINGS SYNDROME</span><br /><br />A person who has a thyroid disorder, being hypothyroid or low levels of the thyroid hormone is subject to weight gain. In the case of Cushing's Syndrome, a person has a much slower metabolism and will require fewer calories to maintain weight, and if consuming the same amount of calories as and average person, this is enough to cause weight gain.<br /><br />Now, NOT ALL fat people are gluttons. Some fat people do have a much slower metabolism such that eating what and average person normally eats will be enough to cause obesity. In some extreme cases, a person eating only a thousand calories per day can become morbidly obese weighing from 300 to 500 pounds or even more.<br /><br />The average person consumes between 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day without become overweight. But a person afflicted with Cushing's Syndrome can become morbidly obese while consuming only a thousand calories or even less each day.<br /><br />Now . . . . . just imagine what would happen if you were to combine having Cushing's Syndrome with gluttony! If a person with Cushing's Syndrome can weigh up to 500 pounds while eating only a thousand calories per day, then just imagine what would happen if such a person with Cushing's Syndrome were to eat 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day like a normal size person. Now imagine what would happen if such a person were a super greedy glutton eating much more than an average size person. Then, a person so afflicted with Cushing's Syndrome could gain massive amounts of weight and grow to gargantuan proportions! It's mostly women who have Cushing's Syndrome, but it can also happen to men.<br /><br />The next picture below depict a typical case of Cushing's Syndrome in females.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK4YoooU2O6UULSaElvmIS_rCbV_gJ2c5AFS0Gqxs-AZv0iFwIwDA_XzszwA2CuKf5-XQzt2z_6Zdj8ZSf8koEvcDPsieybX68YFGn0l1nT-6gaWYVIkEKsySsXiEyh4iTOzoP1gnWlWMH/s1600/Cushing+Syndrome+1.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK4YoooU2O6UULSaElvmIS_rCbV_gJ2c5AFS0Gqxs-AZv0iFwIwDA_XzszwA2CuKf5-XQzt2z_6Zdj8ZSf8koEvcDPsieybX68YFGn0l1nT-6gaWYVIkEKsySsXiEyh4iTOzoP1gnWlWMH/s400/Cushing+Syndrome+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465479379590588866" border="0" /></a>The usual symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome<br /><br />1.) Fat pads on the upper back often referred to as Buffalo Hump<br /><br />2.) Plump round Moon Face<br /><br />3.) Reed cheeks on face<br /><br />4.) Thin skin<br /><br />5.) Skin bruises easily<br /><br />6.) Poor wound healing<br /><br />7.) Red striations on skin especially on the belly almost like stretch marks<br /><br />8.) High blood pressure<br /><br />9.) Pendulous abdomen or low hanging belly<br /><br />10.) A tendency to be more apple-shaped with a rather prominent belly and a small butt<br /><br />11. ) Relatively thin arms and legs in proportion to the body<br /><br />12.) Increased risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes<br /><br />Of course, not all persons with Cushing's Syndrome have thin arms and legs. With increasing obesity there may be some weight gain on the arms and legs, but weight gain is more prominent on the body and tends to be mostly on the upper-body with less weight gain on the lower body, the hips, butt and thighs.<br /><br />Also, some women and men may not have all of the symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome, but only the symptoms of weight gain, a rather prominent Buffalo Hump, an enormous belly, high blood pressure, and diabetes.<br /><br />The next picture below depicts a male with a very rare case of Advanced Cushing's Syndrome.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlWtJrZVbnpnIwULwZVTEcUcvrhq2w2otwYLM5yCVG6ml2GwFhnDT7CNO53x86C1g8yK4nmRgCxnUdD9rrrh0aZaX3ZS7q21v68iMvlTuCowOBQFBNTVXZng6Wp7XySZgvbLh0t7C-YsC3/s1600/Cushing+Syndrome+2.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 335px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlWtJrZVbnpnIwULwZVTEcUcvrhq2w2otwYLM5yCVG6ml2GwFhnDT7CNO53x86C1g8yK4nmRgCxnUdD9rrrh0aZaX3ZS7q21v68iMvlTuCowOBQFBNTVXZng6Wp7XySZgvbLh0t7C-YsC3/s400/Cushing+Syndrome+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465486470381339842" border="0" /></a>This super morbidly obese apple-shaped male does not have all the symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome. For example: he does have relatively thin legs, but he doesn't have thin arms, but rather, his arms are enormously fat being much bigger around than his legs. In fact, his arms are even bigger around than his hips. But he dose however, have a rare advanced case of Cushing's Syndrome because his much more prominent Buffalo Hump on his upper back than what usually occurs in most cases of Cushing's Syndrome. Also, in addition to his unusually large Buffalo Hump, he has an ever bigger roll of fat on his lower-back protruding out much further than his butt, and he as also gone prematurely bald on top of his head by the time he was only 17 years old, and he has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with high blood pressure and heart disease. And finally, because of his extreme hypothyroidism, he is able to maintain his present weight on less than a thousand calories per day, but since his appetite is way out of control eating as much as 15,000 calories per day, he is destine to grow to enormously gargantuan proportions.<br /><br />The next picture below depicts the most absolutely perfect, apple-shaped, super super super morbidly obese male with Advanced Cushing's Syndrome.<br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLIYPxY3p9COyd-RIzOqypRcbsVNR8hM9jSRUNqVMtilUyMNIqFeXV5cPqYjbvbE9nZDf5IiZWYd5plvvo4G5wPg3ZBxX9WK42fWKBvFoyr0pJFXjbMSY1pf0fqZTWbQ0CVdSsCYgals-h/s1600/03+Improved+Enhanced+Male+Body+With+Buffalo+Hump.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 252px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLIYPxY3p9COyd-RIzOqypRcbsVNR8hM9jSRUNqVMtilUyMNIqFeXV5cPqYjbvbE9nZDf5IiZWYd5plvvo4G5wPg3ZBxX9WK42fWKBvFoyr0pJFXjbMSY1pf0fqZTWbQ0CVdSsCYgals-h/s400/03+Improved+Enhanced+Male+Body+With+Buffalo+Hump.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460543750198117058" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Here is an extreme example of Advanced Cushing's Syndrome. Now he is one really great big fat boy who stands 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighs about 3,750 pounds and he is now 23 years old. He was about 9 years old when he started gaining a lot of weight becoming really obese and that was when he began to develop a "Buffalo Hump" on his upper back, and he was 12 years old when he was diagnosed with a rare form of Cushing's Syndrome and also a rare pituitary disorder. Because of the unusual pituitary disorder, his legs had stopped growing in length when he was about 10 years old, but his upper body continued to grow in length until he had stopped growing at the age of 15 at 6 feet 8 inches tall, and as a result, his legs are very short in proportion to his height.<br /><br />In school, the other kids use to teas him all the time because of his obesity and the "Buffalo Hump" on his upper back. They would call him names like "Buffalo Billy" or just "Buffalo" and also, because most of his weight gain was on his upper body, his belly hung down over the waistband of his pants causing his pants to slide half-way down on his ass exposing his butt-crack, and his shirts wouldn't completely cover his belly exposing his bellybutton, so he went around showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, and the kids in school teased him relentlessly about that as well, saying over and over again "Bellybutton butt-crack! Bellybutton butt-crack! bellybutton butt-crack!" and also, because of his short chubby legs which were unusually short for someone his height they would tease him about his fat little "baby legs" and they also teased him about his arms being bigger around than his legs . The teasing and harassment from all the other kids had gotten so bad that when he was 16 years old, he dropped out of school.<br /><br />After having been diagnosed with Advanced Cushing's Syndrome at age 12 and weighing over 500 pounds, his parents had to keep him on a strict diet of only 900 calories per day to prevent any further weight gain, and for a few years, he didn't gain any more weight. His height was catching up with his weight, but when he stopped growing in height at age 15 he began gaining weight again, and a year later he weighed over 900 pounds, so he had to be cut down to no more than 600 calories per day to prevent any further weight gain.<br /><br />But then, he complained of constant extreme hunger which resulted in temper tantrums and arguments with his parents. Because of his rare condition his parent filed a claim for disability and when he was 18 years old, and legally an adult, he left home to live on his own living on his disability check. He moved into his own apartment, and once free from his parents, he felt free to eat as much as he wanted, which he did, and in 6 months he was up to 1,730 pounds setting a new world's record.<br /><br />He was only 17 years old when he was bald on top of his head. After he had stopped growing in height at age 15 his hair began thinning out and by the time he was only 17 years old he had male pattern baldness on top of his head. So, after he turned 18 and was finally living on his own, he would go into the bars and liquor stores to buy beer and he was never asked to show an ID card to prove he was old enough to drink. The legal drinking age is 21 in most states in the USA, but because his prematurely bald head made him look much older than 21 then he was never asked to show any ID.<br /><br />So, in addition to eating like a glutton, he drank a lot of beer causing most of the weight gain to go to his belly, and because of his Advanced Cushing's Syndrome the fat on his upper-back developed into and even larger Buffalo Hump, and he also added a great big roll of fat to his lower-back that protruded out much further than his butt. Because of his massive weight gain on his upper-body, he became more and more apple-shaped until his upper arms, forearms, and even his neck became bigger around than his hips!<br /><br />He also became diabetic after living on his own. When he was still living with his parents, because they controlled what he ate, they were able to prevent him from getting diabetes, but after he moved out and was living on his own, eating as much as he pleased and guzzling beer, he developed insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and the insulin shots he took contributed even more to his massive weight gain.<br /><br />While he was living on his own, he made a couple of new friends who he met while eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet. They were also rather large super morbidly obese gluttons themselves who loved to eat, so these three guys would hang out together and hit the All You Can Eat Buffets around town. Every day they went to an All You Can Eat Buffet! One guy was 3 years older, age 21, and he was apple-shaped and his arms were almost as big around as his hips, but since he did not have Cushing's Syndrome he didn't have a Buffalo Hump on his upper back but he did have Type 2 Diabetes and some heart disease. The other guy was much older being 57 years old and he was pear-shaped with a great big butt, broad hips, a huge lower belly below his waist and big fat thighs. Despite his obesity, he was in fairly good health. He didn't have diabetes and his blood pressure was perfectly normal and there was no sign of any heart disease. But then, most pear-shaped obese guys have fewer health risks than obese guys who are apple-shaped.<br /><br />The younger guy went by the nickname, Apple Boy, and the older guy went by the nickname, Pear Man. His last name, coincidentally enough, happen to be Pearmen, yeah, Roberto W Pearmen, or Roberto Willoughby Pearman.<br /><br />After he met his new friends, since his two new friends went by the nicknames Apple Boy and Pear Man, he allowed his new friends to call him "Buffalo" the same name kids in school use to call him when teasing him all the time, but now, he didn't mind if his two new friends called him "Buffalo" as his nickname since the other two guys also had nicknames , and so, the happy gluttonous obese trio were known around town as Apple Boy, Pear Man, and Buffalo.<br /><br />Buffalo was 18 years old when he met his new friends, Apple Boy age 21, and Pear Man was 57 years old. Pear Man owned a large three-bedroom house, and he wanted to rent out a couple of rooms, so about six months after Buffalo met his new friends, Apple Boy and Pear Man, he moved out of his apartment and he and Apple Boy moved in to live with Pear Man. Together they were able to share living expenses and now they had more money to spend on food.<br /><br />Buffalo lived with his friends for almost 5 years until he finally died from a massive heart attack about three weeks after his 23rd birthday. At the time of his death, Apple boy was 26 years old going on 27 and Pear Man was 62 years old.<br /><br />The picture below depicts Buffalo at the age of 23 about a week before he died. In this picture, Apple Boy is almost 27 years old and Pear Man is 62 years old.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZNHOb6SxQ1f1jBymGWEWjSIDN34VoRytzqHniNdX2m3mfoy3HIDcfXQWQnvPV1Yh9e69AudgEJ7fKHr1Jrk619AOQketwQ5f96bJZvxRpcVUHjcc4kxOPXjC_rGBqv2ru8iLxD9RyK_-8/s1600/The+Three+Gluttons.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZNHOb6SxQ1f1jBymGWEWjSIDN34VoRytzqHniNdX2m3mfoy3HIDcfXQWQnvPV1Yh9e69AudgEJ7fKHr1Jrk619AOQketwQ5f96bJZvxRpcVUHjcc4kxOPXjC_rGBqv2ru8iLxD9RyK_-8/s400/The+Three+Gluttons.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465738677637020210" border="0" /></a>Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view</div><br />Apple Boy died a year later at the age of 27 from a massive heart attack leaving Pear Man to be all alone at the age of 63. Poor ol' Pear Man. He was now all alone in the world after his two much younger friends, Buffalo and Apple Boy had passed on.<br /><br />Buffalo had his very first heart attack when he was only 19 years old. He was celebrating his 19th birthday as he and his two friends, Apple Boy and Pear Man were eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet when he collapsed from his heart attack. Then Apple Boy had his first heart attack about a year later at the age of 23 two months after is birthday. Then Buffalo had his second heart attack at the age of 21, about six months after his 21st birthday, and again, he and his two friends happened to be eating at another All You Can Eat Buffet. Then Apple Boy had his second heart attack at the age of 25 about 3 months after his 25th birthday, and then, Buffalo had his third and final heart attack and died at the age of 23 almost a month after his birthday. He had just won a pie eating contest and just as he was being given his trophy for First Prize, as he was about to take his trophy, all of a sudden he had sharp stabbing pains in his chest. He dropped his trophy and clutched at his chest gasping for air then he collapsed and died, like a true glutton. Apple boy finally had his third and last heart attack a year later. He was 27 years old when he died, about 5 months after his birthday. Now, Pear Man was all alone in the world at the age of 63 after his two much younger friends had passed on, both from massive heart attacks.<br /><br />Buffalo was the perfect apple-shaped obese male, because his upper arms and his forearms were bigger around than his hips. Even his neck was bigger around than his hips. Also, having a great big fat Buffalo Hump on his upper back helped him to achieve ultimate perfection.<br /><br />Apple Boy almost achieved perfection, but not quite. His arms were only as big around as his hips and his neck was not as big around. If his arms and neck had been bigger around than his hips, then he would have achieved perfection, but unfortunately, he died before he could achieve that apple-shaped obese male perfection.<br /><br />Pear Man was almost the perfect pear-shaped obese male. His thighs were bigger around than his chest, but his lower legs were not quite as big around. If both his thighs and his lower legs had been bigger around than his chest, then he would have achieved the perfect pear-shape. Of course, he is still living, so he may yet achieve pear-shaped perfection and still have many good years left.<br /><br />Obese people who are pear-shaped with big butts, broad hips and big thunder-thighs do live much longer than obese people who are apple-shaped with fat arms, big breasts, huge round bellies, small butts, narrow hips, and much thinner legs.<br /><br />The perfect pear-shaped obese male or female may live a good long life, because lower-body fat is not as dangerous to one's health as upper-body fat.<br /><br />But the perfect apple-shaped obese male dose not live very long, so for those who tend to be apple-shaped, there is a much higher price to pay for perfection than there is for the perfect pear-shaped obese male, because upper-body fat as far more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat.<br /><br />But while being apple-shape with mostly upper-body fat is more dangerous to ones health, it's also a lot more fun. There is just something about that apple-shaped obese male that really fascinates me.<br /><br />As for me, I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself. I only measure 56 inches around my chest, and I measure 64 inches around my waist. But I measure 70 inches around my hips and 36 inches around my thighs, so I'm slightly pear-shaped.<br /><br />On the one hand, I'm glad I'm pear-shaped for health reasons, but I do envy the obese male who happens to be apple-shaped. We pear-shaped guys look somewhat effeminate having fat butts, broader more rounded out hips, and big thighs while being smaller in the chest. Also, I have noticed that most pear-shaped obese male, we are not as aggressive. We tend to be more gentle and docile. I have known obese guys who are pear-shaped, and I know from my own observations that pear-shaped guys are not as masculine or "Macho" as apple-shaped obese males tend to be.<br /><br />On the other hand, obese apple-shaped males tend to be more aggressive. They carry most of their fat in their upper-bodies being broad in the shoulders and narrow in the hips with smaller flat butts and thinner legs,and they also carry most of their fat in front of them. There's just something about carrying most of your weight up above. Apple-shaped obese males are top-heavy.<br /><br />But we pear-shaped obese male are bottom-heavy, and as we walk, or waddle, our big thighs rub against each other which hinders our walking, slowing us down. You really can't walk very fast when your thighs rub together.<br /><br />But again, apple-shaped obese males, since they tend to have much thinner legs they can walk faster, and they carry their huge round bellies above the waist protruding far out in front of them, and if that great big belly also hangs down over the waist band of the pants, then you are unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover your belly. When an apple-shaped obese male is walking down the street, as he approaches you, the first thing you'll notice is he's showing off his bellybutton. It's doesn't bother him in the least. He is not the least bit embarrassed about not being able to cover his bellybutton. He as a kind of IN-YOUR-FACE type of attitude, being rather aggressive at times. I have seen guys like this, swaggering into a bar room and guzzling pitchers of beer until their bellies protrude out even further, and belching after drinking so much beer and wanting even more. Then as he leave the bar room, his pants are half-way down on his ass exposing his butt-crack, and again, he's not the least bit embarrassed that he can't keep his pants from falling down. It's like he seems to enjoy literally mooning everybody around him. <br /><br />But, we pear-shaped obese guys, we are able to wear our pants up high around the waist and we are able to tuck in or shirts, so we don't go around out in public showing off our bellybuttons and our butt-cracks, while the apple-shaped obese male, he is an unmitigated and totally relentless slob! He doesn't care if his pants keep sliding down on his ass, and if he does try to pull his pants up, well, his pants just keeps sliding back down again, so most apple-shaped obese guys don't even bother to pull their pants up.<br /><br />I truly envy the obese apple-shaped male! I wish that I could be more aggressive and more self confident and self assertive with an IN-YOUR-FACE type of attitude, and go around out in public showing off my bellybutton and butt-crack.<br /><br />Despite all the health risks, being apple-shaped does have it's advantages. When you buy clothing, your clothes are much cheaper. You may wear great big shirts but you wear smaller pants, and shirts are much cheaper than large pants. Yes, your shirts may cost more than your smaller pants, but still, even big shirts are much cheaper that big pants.<br /><br />But for us pear shaped guys, we mar wear smaller shirts the are much cheaper than the big shirts worn by apple-shaped guys, but we have to wear much bigger pants which costs a Hell of a lot more, so clothing for us pear-shaped guys is a lot more expensive because of our much bigger pants.<br /><br />And apple-shaped obese male might wear shirts in a Size 12XL and pants in a Size 2XL or 3XL. But I wear shirts in a Size 2XL and pants in a Size 6XL, and some obese pear-shaped men wear pants in a Size 12XL which costs even more.<br /><br />1.) Apple-shaped guys wear great big shirts and smaller pants.<br /><br />2.) Pear-shaped guys wear great big pants and smaller shirts.<br /><br />Now, being pear-shaped, I can still buy shirts in any K Mart or Walmart, but I have to go to Casual Male XL or King Size to buy pants.<br /><br />An apple-shaped obese guy can go to any K Mart or Walmart to buy pants, but he has to go to Casual Male XL or King Size to buy shirts.<br /><br />Although, clothing for apple-shaped guys is much cheaper, their medical expenses are much higher since being apple-shaped is a much greater health risk than being pear-shaped.<br /><br />But, ah! To be the super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male! Imagine that your upper-body is so huger that your big fat arms lay almost straight out on the sides of your body, and you are unable to reach around your super wide love-handles to pull up your own pants, and you can't bathe yourself and you can't even wipe your own butt because you have a great big roll of fat on your lower-back that protrudes out much further than your butt. So, somebody else has to wipe your butt for you, to bathe you, and to pull your pants up for you. Such is the life of the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male.<br /><br />The next picture below is another one of my original creations. This one depict the super morbidly obese apple-shape male heading for a KING SIZE clothing store.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5gMMSyvqu7OJ9pweX0liN5Chckipd59yeoiENNNZu2RChfLsIe51vZacb-LxtrRs2W-CicRrzq-UxQlG8xuiBP_WTTtYmbOVW-z_0JtmyyGU2ehqZiGrDCVabTs6yxqvBnZQ4PAEX8foW/s1600/PANTS+HALF+OFF.JPG"><br /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVHjFw-0qaCjNpJKWQT5k2O5kKLyqCJPXv9T8gvugqyK9caHzihc4aMscT3tpePdfyrfduWhfSjx1AQiSAbT_5oyzO4YNbZiaGJLgh5R7AFQuWf5tnJdE3lV65luf05lCTb5msoMyMOF9B/s1600/PANTS+HALF+OFF.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVHjFw-0qaCjNpJKWQT5k2O5kKLyqCJPXv9T8gvugqyK9caHzihc4aMscT3tpePdfyrfduWhfSjx1AQiSAbT_5oyzO4YNbZiaGJLgh5R7AFQuWf5tnJdE3lV65luf05lCTb5msoMyMOF9B/s400/PANTS+HALF+OFF.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466441781398647330" border="0" /></a>Please click on image above for a much better view<br /></div><br />The sign on the window says "Special Summer Sale, Short Pants Half off" and of course, you can see that his short pants are almost half way down on his butt, exposing his butt-crack.<br /><br />So, his short pants are certainly, HALF OFF!!!<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMID7uUreqIN4x2rpExJn304DvNcIUPfz6TUjgagkWq5KvrV4N4-U-FYQ8eGOliUtZGdKusVARTln-7EK3lBxmhXC87yLiZ1iRaG9ZpyulZS7FGaj9Zfnbh62zss53IrO9Cs8vcGvRaEZN/s1600/MOONING+THE+WORLD.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMID7uUreqIN4x2rpExJn304DvNcIUPfz6TUjgagkWq5KvrV4N4-U-FYQ8eGOliUtZGdKusVARTln-7EK3lBxmhXC87yLiZ1iRaG9ZpyulZS7FGaj9Zfnbh62zss53IrO9Cs8vcGvRaEZN/s400/MOONING+THE+WORLD.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466501068013493938" border="0" /></a><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">*** THE END ***</span><br /> <br /></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span><br /></div><br /></div></div></div></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com40tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-30232997361360299892010-03-17T19:54:00.028-06:002010-11-13T21:03:03.512-07:00Old Bridge New Jersey Woman, 600 pound Donna Simpson, says she Hopes To Achieve 1000 Pounds!<div>Oh WOW! This is really fantastic! This lady is super cool!!! I think I'm in love! But she's already spoken for because she's married. Oh well.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />Now this is what THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG is all about.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">SUPER-SIZED 600 POUND NEW JERSEY MOTHER SAYS SHE IS DETERMINED TO BECOME THE WORLDS FATTEST WOMAN! </span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Donna Simpson already weighs about 600 pounds, but she is determined to nearly double her present size to become the world's fattest woman. The 42-year-old mother from Old Bridge New Jersey is set on reaching for the 1,000lb mark in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping.</div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihyphenhyphenf8wgyOEqDacQX9L4u6T0BXHnhUEug5_xFALQUHRYL7rEv09WgZ7YsYbXaqhBx7VEAKmqO7sNikXT8hVCTLODyB8i9WIkNr3VN-oi0XMkORbyRmF37tTs0tNXDuWEZc19byeUvrynX4N/s1600-h/Donna+Simpson+01.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 400px; display: block; height: 359px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449820594834641026" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihyphenhyphenf8wgyOEqDacQX9L4u6T0BXHnhUEug5_xFALQUHRYL7rEv09WgZ7YsYbXaqhBx7VEAKmqO7sNikXT8hVCTLODyB8i9WIkNr3VN-oi0XMkORbyRmF37tTs0tNXDuWEZc19byeUvrynX4N/s400/Donna+Simpson+01.jpg" border="0" /></a>Donna Simpson already weighs 600 pounds but<br />is consuming an astonishing 12,000 calories a day<br />in her quest to become the world's fattest woman<br /><br /></div>'My favorite food is Sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of Sushi in one go,' she said. 'I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite.' Donna, who wears a Size 7XL dress, eats mounds of junk food and tries to move as little as possible. Ms Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 weighing 532 pounds.<br /><br />She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Cesarean birth. Yet although she can only move 20ft before needing to sit down, she wants to be come even bigger. 'I'd love to be 1,000 pounds,' she said. 'It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.'<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3gxXIanlhc2FC_ezjbLetzZPCriXYdX1T5v-J3NPlA8to9qVpVOvklDAFkBReeSZq9YOHDmaq_najW8lSZsLT3_1oQJc7TaPpcilebpdKCBpL4oNF8g0abJq6I4Gstpbz-s185VIwaqmd/s1600-h/Donna+Simpson+02.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 400px; display: block; height: 314px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449820600200751282" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3gxXIanlhc2FC_ezjbLetzZPCriXYdX1T5v-J3NPlA8to9qVpVOvklDAFkBReeSZq9YOHDmaq_najW8lSZsLT3_1oQJc7TaPpcilebpdKCBpL4oNF8g0abJq6I4Gstpbz-s185VIwaqmd/s400/Donna+Simpson+02.jpg" border="0" /></a>Ms Simpson can no longer walk more than 20 feet before<br />she needs to sit down. She goes out to do all of her grocery<br />shopping in an electric battery powered mobility scooter<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">You might expect that her long-term partner Philippe, age 49, to advise her to slim down, but instead he encourages her to eat more. He met Donna on a dating site for plus-size people and is a self-confessed fat admirer, although he himself only weighs 150lbs. 'I think he'd like it if I was bigger,' said Donna. 'He's a real belly man, and completely supports me.' To achieve her goal, Donna says she will need to eat up to 12,000 calories a day (the average woman should consume only 2,000.) To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />Donna's weight problem began early. Her mother made big meals for Donna and her brothers and gave them lots of treats and fattening food. By the time Donna was nine, she weighed 182 pounds. 'Food was her way of showing she loved us, she wanted us to eat, and she was very protective of us,' Ms Simpson said. 'She wouldn't let anyone say anything bad to us about our weight. She would argue with doctors who said it was dangerous.'<br /><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-0978NDu24OzLDcT1ngJAR61HdUHAiHcLmH2Phtd8p6wGyQcM2vRa_TQ2LI8R656V3x2RVA03W-d7UClM8S0pKxxXAnssedXUdL6R3KE5yD3vlOakrHEj1evB_RvpOSc5QEkuTSkqSj1U/s1600-h/Donna+Simpson+03.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 400px; display: block; height: 368px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449820604144098290" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-0978NDu24OzLDcT1ngJAR61HdUHAiHcLmH2Phtd8p6wGyQcM2vRa_TQ2LI8R656V3x2RVA03W-d7UClM8S0pKxxXAnssedXUdL6R3KE5yD3vlOakrHEj1evB_RvpOSc5QEkuTSkqSj1U/s400/Donna+Simpson+03.jpg" border="0" /></a>Donna Simpson poses for a photograph with her little<br /><div style="text-align: center;">daughter, Jacqueline. It took 30 medics to deliver her<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Donna's mother died soon after, and her dad married a woman who put the children on a strict diet. 'I used to steal food from the cupboards, which were still full because my mum used to store food,' she said. But as she got older, Donna began to worry about her weight and started taking diet pills. Between the ages 14 and 18 she slimmed down to 11 stone, but was still unhappy.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />'Dieting just made me miserable because I was thinking about food all the time.,' she said. After she left school, Donna got a desk job and no longer felt the need to fit in with other girls. 'I felt so much better when the weight came back,' she said. 'It felt like who I was meant to be.' When Donna was 19 she met her first husband, who worked as a chef at a steak restaurant. 'He worked night shifts and would come home at 2 or 3 AM and bring the leftovers with him,' she said. 'We'd stay up and eat huge piles of steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy with butter. 'I started gaining weight quickly and my husband liked it. 'He said I was sexier when I was bigger, and I felt happier too.'<br /><br />When she was 27, Donna weighed 350 pounds, and fell pregnant with her eldest son, Devin. Her marriage ended soon after and she turned to food for comfort. By the age of 31, she weighed 602 pounds and decided to try and lose weight. She lost 70 pounds in six months and was due to have a gastric band operation.<br /><br />But just before she was due to go under the knife, her friend died during a similar operation. 'That was a sign for me,' Ms Simpson said. 'I decided it just wasn't worth it. I like being the way I am.' Donna, then 518 pounds, came across a website which celebrated obese women.<br /><br />When she admitted her real size, Donna was flooded with emails from men. 'They sent me gifts through the post, like protein shakes to help me put on weight faster,' she said. And she unrepentant of her weight-gain goal, despite risking her own life in the process. 'I love eating and people love watching me eat,' she said. 'It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone.'<br /><br /></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I'M EATING MY WAY TO 1000 POUNDS!</span><br /><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgax7njcUbPrrpffmwJNMjOuw3DJ6w8FteHXDmirvrIz4hBNjCw9GS-av4L1h-15EsIQZSZ0l_0H8RDJuNZd3uVYMr4epSbAI4vuNnAFIHM35cxGnKFmUo1UR2HakrQ1zimtQ9MbNkk9NLU/s1600-h/Donna+Simpson+00.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 176px; display: block; height: 300px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449822257805139122" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgax7njcUbPrrpffmwJNMjOuw3DJ6w8FteHXDmirvrIz4hBNjCw9GS-av4L1h-15EsIQZSZ0l_0H8RDJuNZd3uVYMr4epSbAI4vuNnAFIHM35cxGnKFmUo1UR2HakrQ1zimtQ9MbNkk9NLU/s400/Donna+Simpson+00.jpg" border="0" /></a>Super-size Donna Simpson has found a bizarre way to turn her passion for food into money. Hundreds of men pay to watch online as 630 pound Donna scoffs vast amounts of burgers, pizza, crisps and cakes in an attempt to hit her target weight of 1,000 pounds.<br /><br />Since setting up her website last November, Donna, who squeezes into size 40 clothes, has already attracted 260 subscribers and their fees net her an impressive $3,000 dollars a month – which she spends on food.<br /><br />Donna, who’s 39 and 5 feet 4 inches, hopes to become one of the world’s heaviest women by consuming up to 12,000 calories a day. To reach her target, ex-carer Donna, who already suffers from diabetes and high-blood pressure, needs to gain another 378 pounds and predicts it will take her until 2012 at her current weight gain of 98 pounds a year. “I don’t know why my target is 1,000 pounds – it’s just the weight I believe I was born to be,” she says. Donna has been obese since childhood. By nine, she weighed 182 pounds – she was bullied at school and dubbed “Fatty four-eyes.”<br /><br />At the age of 24 Donna married Robert Simpson, a chef who encouraged her eating by bringing home leftovers from work to feed her. “He’d come home with steak and desserts,” she recalls. “He liked me supersized.”<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNFgVbAIwqTvZdaC2OJhP_X2xNL6VI2bvoRUVvo9gZO54LLuXQGL-2JBD93MDvyrV0MrRDIamBvOMh-4ootduR7grkvgOt4ww_PttNaufRzf2s2DHRD-5_xYv4i7XY-vBwqoH_jLDFTCpy/s1600-h/Donna+Simpson+05.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 227px; display: block; height: 390px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449820615959612946" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNFgVbAIwqTvZdaC2OJhP_X2xNL6VI2bvoRUVvo9gZO54LLuXQGL-2JBD93MDvyrV0MrRDIamBvOMh-4ootduR7grkvgOt4ww_PttNaufRzf2s2DHRD-5_xYv4i7XY-vBwqoH_jLDFTCpy/s400/Donna+Simpson+05.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Robert – who was already a dad to son Sean, now 18 – and Donna had a child together, Devin, now 12, but divorced shortly after. By then Donna weighed 602 pounds. For the first time ever she went on a diet, urged on by her father who was concerned for her health, and lost 70 pounds in six months.<br /><br />But she soon lapsed when she met fat-lover Philippe Gouamba, 47, in an online chat room for oversized women in 2006. “When I ate enough for five people on our first date, it really impressed him,” says Donna, from New Jersey, USA. Philippe, who counts watching his girlfriend eat as one of his favourite hobbies, says: “I’ve always been attracted to big women, but Donna is my fantasy. The more she weighs, the sexier she is.”<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguE5JEG-v3NPynHKLPUcZehkyfm8ypTYehhQMAOAh9xlh14gRDsSPUCiiYFO-viFQgYOiw5bnAKolU-ptQ0ytFsi7ZfN-Nvi0nc3YXfOE0ipKkiSYTL2jEvj7SaVe08dyEJLbhm8X4j492/s1600-h/Donna+Simpson+04.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 400px; display: block; height: 266px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449820615812321842" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguE5JEG-v3NPynHKLPUcZehkyfm8ypTYehhQMAOAh9xlh14gRDsSPUCiiYFO-viFQgYOiw5bnAKolU-ptQ0ytFsi7ZfN-Nvi0nc3YXfOE0ipKkiSYTL2jEvj7SaVe08dyEJLbhm8X4j492/s400/Donna+Simpson+04.jpg" border="0" /></a>The couple, who plan to marry next year, say that Donna’s size makes their sex life even better. “Philippe goes on top so he can play with my fat belly,” says Donna. Regular gym-goer Philippe, who is 182 pounds and 6 feet 4 inches, also gets aroused by helping Donna, who is a bra size 56E, wash her rolls of fat in the shower.<br /><br />Although doctors had said her 532 pound frame would make it almost impossible to conceive, Donna fell pregnant within three months of dating Phillipe. But she developed diabetes and high-blood pressure during pregnancy and needed a team of 19 doctors and nurses to get through the high-risk Caesarean birth.<br /><br />When baby Jacqueline was born weighing 8lbs 14oz in February 2007, Donna became the world’s fattest woman to give birth – the previous largest had weighed 476 pounds. But she admits she struggles to care for her daughter, as she can barely walk 20ft without needing to sit down. “It’s difficult keeping up with Jacqueline, but we’re very closely bonded,” says Donna. “Fortunately, anything I can’t do with her, her dad can, so I don’t feel guilty.”<br /><br />It was six months after giving birth that Donna resolved to become one of the world’s heaviest women by weighing 1,000 pounds. “I decided that if I was healthy enough to have a baby, then my body could cope with an extra 476 pounds,” says Donna. “It will be a great achievement – not many other people have reached that weight.”<br /><br />And despite initial worries for Donna’s health, Philippe supports his fiancée. He says: “Gaining weight makes Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy.”<br /><br />But when Donna’s ambition proved to be rather expensive, she had then decided to set up a website after discovering that there were men willing to pay to watch large women eat. “My food costs $613 dollars a week,” says Donna. “In a typical day I’ll eat four burgers and fries, a loaf of bread with peanut butter and jam, four servings of meatloaf and mashed potato, a large pizza, a chocolate cake with ice cream and cream, 12 cupcakes, two cheesecakes and fizzy drinks. And I don’t want Philippe to foot the bill just because I’m too big to go out and work.”<br /><br />Donna charges $12 dollars a month for access to photos of her body and videos of her feasting and measuring her ever-expanding waistline. She has 260 “fat admirers” from as far away as Japan and Australia and their ages range from 20 to 68. She spends between six and 10 hours a day responding to emails or doing live chats online. And although she admits to getting some sexual requests, these are firmly ignored.<br /><br />Human resources executive Philippe is supportive of Donna’s venture. He says: “I don’t mind other men looking at her because I’m the only one who touches her.” Since launching her web site, Donna has gained 98 pounds. Incredibly, she doesn’t care that reaching 1000 pounds will probably confine her to a wheelchair and could kill her, leaving her daughter – who she feeds a healthy diet – motherless.<br /><br />“I’m well enough to cope with my target weight,” she says defiantly<br /><br />========================================<br /><br />YES!!! WAY TO GO BABY!!!<br /><br />Here's wishing her the very best. I for one, hope she is successful in achieving her goal of 1000 pounds. This is what we are all about!<br /><br />Who knows! But perhaps after she has achieved her goal of 1000 pounds, she might even want to set a new record for the worlds heavies woman, Carol Yager who weighed about 1600 pounds at 5 feet 7 inches. Maybe she might even beat that record as well.<br /><br />In fact, I would truly love to see some one achieve a weight of a full ton! That is 2000 pounds! I even hope someday that some one eventually weighs much more than a full ton! Now that is something I would really love to see!<br /><br />The heaviest man on record was Jon Brower Minnoch who weighed about 1400 pounds at 6 feet 1 inch. So he was about 6 inches taller than Carol Yager and weighed 200 pounds less. </div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1oVLleirTYeUjkGV9cQbCYdLAfzjd4rFzdb4exwgOrWPCGSBI6RO9XGZ-Coma-ifcmENs2RbcnpRaZuW5m_bzyI-lT_sZx8jlNr5-vaE57BkaDv1eQJbVPe-I2BpUZkDKmKdHzi-6hqdz/s1600-h/Fattest+People.JPG"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 400px; display: block; height: 270px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449916292423033234" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1oVLleirTYeUjkGV9cQbCYdLAfzjd4rFzdb4exwgOrWPCGSBI6RO9XGZ-Coma-ifcmENs2RbcnpRaZuW5m_bzyI-lT_sZx8jlNr5-vaE57BkaDv1eQJbVPe-I2BpUZkDKmKdHzi-6hqdz/s400/Fattest+People.JPG" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;">So, the heaviest women was 1600 pounds while the heaviest man was only 1400 pounds.<br /><br />AW! LIKE, COME ON GUYS! CAN'T WE DO BETTER THAN THAT?<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================</span></span></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span><br /></div><br /></div></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-51400032111852155042009-12-21T10:23:00.019-07:002010-11-13T21:03:48.351-07:00ANTHROMORPHOLOGY, MY VERY OWN STUDY OF ALL HUMAN BODY SHAPES, AND ENDOMORPHOLOGY, MY OWN STUDY OF THE OBESE ENDOMORPHIC HUMAN BODY SHAPE<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">THIS IS MY VERY OWN PERSONAL STUDY OF HUMAN BODY SHAPES THAT IS BASED ON MY OWN OBSERVATIONS AND MY OWN THEORIES OR HYPOTHESES. I CALL MY OWN PERSONAL STUDY OF HUMAN BODY SHAPES "</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >ANTHROMORPHOLOGY</span><span style="font-size:100%;">" WHICH IS MY OWN STUDY OF ALL KINDS OF HUMAN BODY SHAPES, AND ALSO IN PARTICULAR, MY OWN PERSONAL STUDY WHICH I CALL "</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >ENDOMORPHOLOGY</span><span style="font-size:100%;">" WHICH HAS TO DO WITH THE STUDY OF OBESE HUMAN BODY SHAPES, THE MAIN FOCUS OF THIS TOPIC, BECAUSE WE OBESE PEOPLE COME IN A MUCH WIDER VARIETY OF DIFFERENT SHAPES.</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />ANTHROMORPHOLOGY - </span>MY OWN STUDY OF ALL HUMAN BODY SHAPES.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ENDOMORPHOLOGY - </span>MY OWN STUDY OF OBESE HUMAN BODY SHAPES.<br /><br />First let us discuss </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Anthromorphology</span><span style="font-size:100%;">.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">We have all have heard about the three basic body types, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphs,</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Mesomorphs,</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> and </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Ectomorphs</span><span style="font-size:100%;">. I have always been fascinated by how we humans come in such a wide variety of shapes and sizes from tall and thin to short and fat, or tall and fat, to short and thin and everything in between. And so, we have the three basic body types, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphs</span><span style="font-size:100%;">, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Mesomorphs</span><span style="font-size:100%;">, and</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" > Ectomorphs</span><span style="font-size:100%;">.<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Here are some definitions that one can look up in the dictionary.<br /><br />==============================<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorph</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />en·do·morph [en-doe-mawrf]<br /><br />–noun<br />1.a mineral enclosed within another mineral. Compare perimorph.<br />2.a person of the endomorphic type. [Origin: 1880–85; endo + morph]<br /><br />n.<br />1. A mineral enclosed within another mineral, such as rutile or tourmaline in quartz.<br />2. An individual characterized by relative prominence of the abdomen and other soft<br />body parts developed from the embryonic endodermal layer.<br /><br />[endo(derm) + -morph.]<br /><br />Endomorph<br />1940 As one of W.H. Sheldon's three types of human bodies, from endo- + Gk. morph "form"<br /><br />noun<br />A heavy person with a soft and rounded body<br /><br />Endomorph<br />En"do*morph\, n. [Endo- + Gr. form.] (Min.) A crystal of one species inclosed within one of another, as one of rutile inclosed in quartz. Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.<br /><br />==============================<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Mesomorph</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />mes·o·morph [mez-uh-mawrf]<br /><br />–noun<br />A person of the mesomorphic type. [Origin: 1935–40; meso- + -morph]<br /><br />mes·o·morph<br /><br />n.<br />An individual with a robust, muscular body build caused by the predominance of structures developed from the embryonic mesodermal layer.<br /><br />mesomorph<br /><br />noun<br />A person with a well-developed muscular body.<br /><br />==============================<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Ectomorph</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />ec·to·morph [ek-tuh-mawrf]<br /><br />–noun<br />A person of the ectomorphic type. [Origin: 1935–40; ecto- + -morph]<br /><br />ec·to·morph<br /><br />n.<br />An individual having a lean, slightly muscular body build in which tissues derived from the embryonic ectoderm predominate. [ecto(derm) + -morph.]<br /><br />Ectomorph<br /><br />noun<br />A person with a thin body<br /><br />==============================<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Basically, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span> are long and slender, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span> are strong and athletic, and we <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> are plump, soft and round, but there are also other distinctions among the three basic body types in how the length of the limbs are proportioned to the torso length or height.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span> have the "standard" body proportions in how the length of the limbs are proportioned to the torso length. The <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorph</span> is considered the "ideal" body type that is usually depicted in human anatomy charts.<br /><br />For example Leonardo Da Vinci (1452 ~ 1519) did extensive studies of the human anatomy and we have all seen his classic drawings of the human body as in following example as depicted in the picture below.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPgMI7eqdda7GbZwzIoTE23Dw_-ahpFR6P2nCeL4Amwua5xoZPPbn8pS3ePLuLrO13lqWWRfsym6tTx65HY2qGR2-yjLjdf9E-jfELPP2csz8iezJtdVsxiFJURCmNomUlIfYfuwcLYODs/s1600-h/gold14.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 282px; height: 380px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPgMI7eqdda7GbZwzIoTE23Dw_-ahpFR6P2nCeL4Amwua5xoZPPbn8pS3ePLuLrO13lqWWRfsym6tTx65HY2qGR2-yjLjdf9E-jfELPP2csz8iezJtdVsxiFJURCmNomUlIfYfuwcLYODs/s400/gold14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387437047049348114" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above to see a much larger view<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">This represents the standard body proportions, which is basically the </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Mesomorphic </span><span style="font-size:100%;">body type. I don't know if Leonardo Da Vinci ever did any studies of the </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphic </span><span style="font-size:100%;">or </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Ectomorphic </span><span style="font-size:100%;">body types, so the </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Mesomorph</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> is used as the "gold standard" for studies in human anatomy.<br /><br />But if I had been Leonardo Da Vinci, I would have also created some drawings and diagrams of both the </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Ectomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> and the </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> human body types. Of course, I would naturally have focused most of my studies mainly on the </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> body type as depicted in the picture below.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhPOZn9rHzp2nas4Lq0Gi_UUP91qfMvzsXjSBCuaIEhG1VOE__lYzngbdaGqvUCytqeDW4p8x8TiQZvODecy-fsSSGrk9YIZ-ocBCgTnXjs-PkXjvHPWk9ZB-vIVQ8RFw1Pb-yeF6IgVON/s1600-h/vitruvian+man.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 299px; height: 359px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhPOZn9rHzp2nas4Lq0Gi_UUP91qfMvzsXjSBCuaIEhG1VOE__lYzngbdaGqvUCytqeDW4p8x8TiQZvODecy-fsSSGrk9YIZ-ocBCgTnXjs-PkXjvHPWk9ZB-vIVQ8RFw1Pb-yeF6IgVON/s400/vitruvian+man.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387442154816045106" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above to see a much larger view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Proportions of the Human Body</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">People come in all shapes and sizes. But here are some general rules about proportion that you can follow:<br /><br />1.) The average adult is 7 and a half heads tall, males usually 8 and females 7 heads tall, but the average comes out to about 7 and a half for human body proportions.<br /><br />2.) Shoulders are three heads wide.<br /><br />3.) Hips are half way between your head and your toes<br /><br />4.) Your arms straight out to your sides is equal to your height<br /><br />5.) With your arms down at your sides your finger tips are about halfway between your hips and your knees.<br /><br />Leonardo Da Vinci's drawings of the human body emphasized its proportion. The ratio of the following distances is the Golden Ratio:<br /><br />(foot to navel) : (navel to head) = Golden Ratio<br /><br />The Golden Ratio (or "Golden Section") is based on Fibonacci Numbers, where every number in the sequence (after the second) is the sum of the previous 2 numbers.<br /><br />1+1=2, 1+2=3, 2+3=5, 3+5=8, 5+8=13, 8+13=21, 13+21=34, 21+34=55, 34+55=89 . . . . .<br /><br />1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89 . . . . .<br /><br />We can see (below) how the Fibonacci Numbers lead to the Golden Ratio: Φ = 1.618033 . . . . .<br /><br />Let's look at the ratio of each number in the Fibonacci sequence to the one before it:<br /><br />1/1 = 1<br />2/1 = 2<br />3/2 = 1.5<br />5/3 = 1.666 . . .<br />8/5 = 1.6<br />13/8 = 1.625<br />21/13 = 1.61538 . . .<br />34/21 = 1.61905 . . .<br />55/34 = 1.61764 . . .<br />89/55 = 1.61861 . . .<br /><br />If we keep on going, then we produce a rather interesting number which mathematicians call "phi" (Golden Ratio or Golden Section): Φ = 1.6180339887 . . .<br /><br />The further along the Fibonacci series of numbers, the closer you get to Phi (Φ) but never quit reaching it. This ratio was used by architects and artists throughout history to produce objects of great beauty (like Michelangelo's "David" and the Greek temples.)<br /><br />Phi (Φ) is like pi (π) in the sense that it is an irrational number. There is no equivalent fraction for Φ and its decimal keeps going and never stops, just as pi (π) is approximately 22/7 but not exactly, because 22/7 is 3.142857142857 . . . while pi (π) = 3.141592653589 . . . Both Phi (Φ) and pi (π) are irrational numbers, or what is also known as transcendental numbers. The Golden Ratio also occurs in nature, in the patterns we see in sunflowers, pine cones, and so on. This is largely because one of the best ways to efficiently pack things tightly together is using the Fibonacci sequence.<br /><br />And so, the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphic </span>body type is used as the "standard" in all anatomy charts because it is considered the "ideal" body type. Of course, fashions do change from time to time, and in past centuries the ideal female was nice and plump, more <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic,</span> but in this so-called "modern enlightened" society, the thin <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphic</span> female is held up as the ideal body type for women. This image is being shoved down our throats by the media, Hollywood, and the fashion industry. But if the truth be known, most men today still prefer women with soft round curves, even if not necessarily plump but at least somewhere between the two extremes of being too thin or too fat.<br /><br />Let's face it! Most guys don't care for women who look like soda straws, or for the "Waif Look" as the fashion industry keeps pawning off on us. But there are also still some men who prefer women who are chubby and plump, and I happen to be one of them myself. Naturally the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphic</span> body type is still considered the "ideal" for males as depicted by images of male body builders.<br /><br />While the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphic</span> body type may be considered the "gold standard" when it come to publishing textbooks on human anatomy, the truth is that not all human bodies conform to what is considered to be the "standardize" body proportions. We have all seen some people who's arms and legs are short in proportion to their height with larger bodies and shorter limbs, and some people who's arms and legs are long in proportion to their height with smaller bodies and somewhat longer limbs, and with some people the waist is up a little higher and with some people the waist is down a little lower. </span><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Therefore, in those cases, the ratio of [(foot to navel) : (navel to head)] will not necessarily be equal to the Golden Ratio.<br /><br />In the case of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span>, the ratio of [(foot to navel) : (navel to head)] will be greater than the Golden Ratio.<br /><br />And in the case of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> the ratio of [(foot to navel) : (navel to head)] will be less than the Golden Ratio.<br /><br />As mentioned before, in the diagram by Leonardo Da Vinci, the h</span><span style="font-size:100%;">ips are half way between your head and your toes, your arms straight out to your sides is equal to your height, and with your arms down at your sides your finger tips are about halfway between your hips and your knees.<br /><br />But with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span>, having smaller bodies and longer limbs, then the length of the arms extended straight out to the sides is a little bit more than the height, and the hips are slightly higher due the the longer legs.<br /><br />And with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span>, having larger bodies and shorter limbs, the length of the out-stretched arms straight out to the sides is somewhat less than the height, and the hips are slightly lower due to the shorter legs.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Standardized Body Proportions For Males And Females </span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">By Height Based On United States Army Data </span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">To get an idea of how your own body proportions measure up, you can go to this web site at:<br /><br /><a class="postlink" title="http://robyn.faeriemanor.org/BodyProportions.phtml" href="http://robyn.faeriemanor.org/BodyProportions.phtml">http://robyn.faeriemanor.org/wiki/doku.php/bodyproportions</a><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">There you enter your height in either inches or centimeters, then it tells you how long your torso length from shoulder to crotch would usually be for someone of your height, and also your crotch height, or the length of your legs, and other body proportions.<br /><br />For example:<br /><br />I'm 5 ft 6 in or 66 inches tall, and according to the "standardized" body proportions, my torso length from shoulder to crotch should be about 22.70 inches for males and 23.23 for females, or approximately 23 inches for either sex. My crotch height should be about 31.81 for males and 30.69 for females or else approximately 32 inches for males and 31 inches for females.<br /><br />For example:<br /><br />Males - Height 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches<br /><br />Torso length from shoulder to crotch - 22.70 inches<br />Crotch height or leg length should be - 31.81 inches<br /><br />Females</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> - Height 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches<br /><br />Torso length from shoulder to crotch - 23.23 inches<br />Crotch height or leg length should be - 30.69 inches<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />As you can see, with males and females the same height, males have a slightly shorter torso length and slightly longer legs than female of the same height.<br /><br />But when you round off the numbers, then . . . . . . .<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Males - Height 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches<br /><br />Torso length from shoulder to crotch - 23 inches<br />Crotch height or leg length should be - 32 inches<br /><br />Females</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> - Height 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches<br /><br />Torso length from shoulder to crotch - 23 inches<br />Crotch height or leg length should be - 31 inches<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />There really isn't very much difference between male and female body proportions. When a male and female are both 66 inches tall, the male's legs will be approximately 32 inches long while the female's legs will be approximately 31 inches. Both will have a torso length approximately 23 inches from shoulder to crotch. The male will have a slightly shorter neck, about an inch shorter .<br /><br /></span> <span style="font-size:100%;">I prefer to round the numbers off because a fraction of an inch isn't going to make that much difference when it come to measuring human bodies since we are, after all, not machines, but living creatures. When God designed the human body, he did not use a micrometer to make sure that everything came out to within a tolerance of a thousand of an inch. It appears the females have slightly shorter legs and a slightly longer torso than males, but not by really very much difference.<br /><br />So, at 5 ft 6 in or 66 inches tall, my measurements should be . . . . .<br /><br />Torso length - 23 inches<br />Crotch height - 32 inches<br />Waist height - 40 inches<br /><br />Ratio of (Crotch height : Torso length) or 32/23=1.39<br /><br />As you can see, the torso length is usually less than the length of the legs.<br /><br />But when I actually measured my own body, I discovered that my torso length is much longer, and my legs are much shorter, and my waist is much lower than the "standardized" body proportions.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My own actual measurements:</span><br /><br />Torso length - 30 inches<br />Crotch height - 26 inches<br />Waist height - 36 inches<br /><br />Ratio of (Crotch height : Torso length) or 26/30=0.86<br /><br />So, my torso length is 7 inches longer, my legs are 6 inches shorter, and my waist is 4 inches lower than what is considered to be the "standard" proportions. Also, my arms and my neck is shorter. Normally the torso length should be less then the leg length, but in my case, my torso length is greater then the length of my short legs. We are not all alike, each person is unique even though most people might fall within the standard measurements, some people will significantly deviate from the standard.<br /><br />Some people will have a longer torso and shorter legs, a larger body and shorter limbs, but on the other hand, some people will have a shorter torso and longer legs, smaller body with longer limbs. This is were we have the three basic body types, E<span style="font-weight: bold;">ndomorphs</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span>, and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span>.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE THREE BODY TYPES - Ectos and Mesos and Endos! Oh my!</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">The next picture below depict the three basic body types.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9AAyf-Ak30qiZsXB6_UCwighSoOLLLjZXKN4WUFYJ6jrwzckrnEtVoFzDWvsA1mC6t7hmm94FfM_9jDB0xliYmKqVULBDf9h3hCcgXcuqPsfQ-eFiLst-kH32oPOrKCNJvE-7fL5sECBS/s1600-h/Body+Types.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9AAyf-Ak30qiZsXB6_UCwighSoOLLLjZXKN4WUFYJ6jrwzckrnEtVoFzDWvsA1mC6t7hmm94FfM_9jDB0xliYmKqVULBDf9h3hCcgXcuqPsfQ-eFiLst-kH32oPOrKCNJvE-7fL5sECBS/s400/Body+Types.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387518332688649122" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above to see a much larger view</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Ectomorph</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span> are tall and slender, with the chest and hips being about equal in circumference, their bodies are linear with a shorter torso length from shoulder to crotch, with longer arms and longer legs in proportion to their height. The legs are much longer than the torso length, and the arms are also somewhat longer. When the arms are straight out at the sides, the total length of the outstretched arms is somewhat greater than the height. So, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs </span>are not depicted in Leonardo Da Vinci's anatomical drawings since their body proportions do not completely conform to the Golden Ratio.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Mesomorph</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span> have a more athletic build. The torso is somewhat longer with somewhat shorter legs, but the legs are still longer than the torso length. When the arms are straight out at the sides, the total length of the outstretched arms is equal to the height. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs </span>are broader in the shoulders and narrow in the hips while <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphic</span> females have the classic "hourglass" shape. Yeah, it is the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorph</span> that is always depicted in all the standard anatomy charts and the model that Leonardo Da Vince used in his anatomical studies. So, it's the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorph</span> who's body corresponds so harmoniously with the Golden Ratio. Big deal! Good for them! What the Hell did he have against the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs </span>anyway? I'd sure as Hell would like to know!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Endomorph</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span>, my favorite body type. Ah! Behold, the cute little<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Endomorph</span>! We <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> are soft and round. The torso is even longer, and the legs even shorter, and the torso length and leg length are approximately equal. When the arms are straight out at the sides, the total length of the outstretched arms is somewhat less than the height. The chest is more narrow, the hips are broader, and the head is a little bit larger, and the face is wider and more rounded out, and the neck is shorter. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> females are more "pear-shaped" while <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> males are either proportional with the fat evenly distributed, or some tend to be "Apple-shaped" being bigger around the waist than around the hips. But then, there are also <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> males who are "pear-shaped" and a few <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> females who are slightly "apple-shaped" but not to the same extent as males. The skin tends to be soft and smooth. We <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs </span>also tend to be plump and many are inclined to become obese. Because of our body proportions, having a larger more rounded out body, and shorter limbs, we too are not depicted in all of the standard anatomy charts, and Leonardo Da Vinci also dose not depict <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> in his anatomical studies because, like the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs,</span> our body proportions also do not conform to the Golden Ratio.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Am I an Endomorph? Or what?</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">I also have the more Endomorphic body proportions, but in my case, my torso length is greater than the length of my legs. I'm short and fat. Actually, I'm obese, at 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds. Now if the torso length and the leg length are equal in <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span>, and since my legs are shorter than my torso length, then, what does the make me?<br /><br />I'm beyond being merely an <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorph</span>. I'm even more <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> than the typical <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorph</span>. Since my torso length is greater than the length of my legs, then what am I?<br /><br />Am I a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Super Endomorph</span>? How about <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>!!!<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHIc17yPf38AYM31cSYsfTmrifmItrSE_OS5v0x1C1T7EzGwRd2-5Z1Bym9NYLBk5A3uf3LesL3cf422CKU66vhIcA6O6j9Shdf9U6wVIUQlAeBqd3ofhssljs_9bbO1WeRtqA-TjoSV8U/s1600-h/Teddy+Bear+Body+Proportions.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 326px; height: 281px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHIc17yPf38AYM31cSYsfTmrifmItrSE_OS5v0x1C1T7EzGwRd2-5Z1Bym9NYLBk5A3uf3LesL3cf422CKU66vhIcA6O6j9Shdf9U6wVIUQlAeBqd3ofhssljs_9bbO1WeRtqA-TjoSV8U/s400/Teddy+Bear+Body+Proportions.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417563043476215986" border="0" /></a>My torso length is longer than my leg length<br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Yes, that is my own designation for people who's legs are shorter than the torso length.<br /><br />Therefore . . .<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Torso length < length =" Ectomorphic"><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Torso length = Leg length = Endomorphic </span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Torso Length > Leg length = Hyper-endomorphic</span><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphism And Hyper-endomorphism</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The picture below depicts a regular<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Endomorph</span><br />and a<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Hyper-endomorph</span>.</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx1dhMij32DooxB7qufgZ-ugAtg0Ubm7qzb2nprx0J4iEIOBxd3bh104Y-xdwXQqOM1zGDnHI3cZZXkWz8dicJLYaixxUV-lvt76oV_AH1sGZ3mFBIsMBmvc2t9H4uZU_Xf3ZWtOAG5ohB/s1600-h/Hyper+Endomorphism.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx1dhMij32DooxB7qufgZ-ugAtg0Ubm7qzb2nprx0J4iEIOBxd3bh104Y-xdwXQqOM1zGDnHI3cZZXkWz8dicJLYaixxUV-lvt76oV_AH1sGZ3mFBIsMBmvc2t9H4uZU_Xf3ZWtOAG5ohB/s400/Hyper+Endomorphism.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387524368025844370" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above to see a much larger view</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />The cute little </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorph</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> on the left, you will notice that his torso length and leg length are equal while in the case of the cute little </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorph </span><span style="font-size:100%;">on the right, his legs are shorter than his torso length, so, in my case, since my legs are shorter than my torso length, then I'm not just merely </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;">, I'm what I like to call, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;">! I have seen a lot of guys who are built like this, some guys with really large bodies and really short legs, so I'm not the only one.<br /><br /></span> <div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ENDOMORPHOLOGY - MY OWN PERSONAL STUDY OF THE<br />OBESE ENDOMORPHIC AND THE HYPER-ENDOMORPHIC<br />BODY TYPE</span></span><br /></div> <span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">OK, so far we have gone over the topic of what I call <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anthromorphology </span>which is basically a study of human body shapes in general. Now we shall go into the study of what I am pleased to call <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphology </span></span>which of course is my own personal study of obese human body shapes in particular. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphology</span> is actually a far more detailed and a far more complex study than <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anthromorphology</span> because we fat people, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphs</span>, we come in a much wider variety of different shapes.<br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span> look pretty much alike. They all have slender bodies with the circumference around the chest and hips being about the same while being slightly smaller around in the waist. Their bodies more linear in shaped.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span> also tend to look pretty much alike. They have a more athletic build. The males tend to be broad in the shoulders and narrow in the hips while the females tend to have the classic "hourglass" kind of shape.<br /><br />We <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span>, we are very special. While most <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs </span>tend to be somewhat bigger around the hips than around the chest we can also come in a far greater variety of different shapes. Most <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> males tend to have a lot of extra fat somewhat evenly distributed all over the body while the females tend to have a lot of extra fat around the hips, buttocks, and thighs, being more pear-shaped. But some <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> tend to have a lot more fat on the upper-body, being more apple-shaped. It is mostly <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> males who tend to be more apple-shaped while it is mostly <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> females who tend to be more pear-shaped. But one does see some pear-shaped males and apple-shape females. But most <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs </span>are somewhat proportional, meaning that the extra fat is more evenly distributed.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />ENDOMORPHIC AND HYPER-ENDOMORPHIC BODY SHAPES</span><br /><br />As for me, I truly love being an <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorph</span>, or as in my case, a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorph </span>just simply because we come in so many interesting body shapes. The world would be a very boring place without us <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs </span>or <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphs</span>. I love going out and observing other people walking around and I have always been fascinated by the many different shapes we see on fat people and really obese people. We fat people and obese people are actually fun to watch as we waddle about on the streets and in the shopping malls. And some of us <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> are so enormously obese we can't walk anymore and have to get around in wheelchairs or electric power chairs.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Apple Shape </span><br /><br />Some <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> have most of their extra fat on the upper-body with very little extra fat on the lower-body, thus being what is referred to as apple-shaped. In extreme cases, as in some apple-shaped males, they usually have great big fat man boobs or "moobs" and fat arms, a huge round belly above the waist, and in some really extreme, they may have very narrow hips, a really small butt, and skinny legs that are weak and wobbly having to support the weight of their huge massive upper-bodies. I have even seen some who's arms were actually bigger around than their legs! The perfect example is the guy you might see walking around out in public with his great big round belly that is so huge that he can't find any shirts large enough to completely cover his belly and his belly hangs down over the waistband of his pants causing his pants to slide halfway down on his butt, so that he goes around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack! The perfect apple-shaped obese male would have so much upper-body fat and has such a huge massive upper-body that both his upper arms and even his forearms being bigger around than his hips! Of course, I have not yet seen an apple-shaped obese male achieve such a degree of ultimate perfection.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Pear Shape</span><br /><br />Some <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> have most of their extra fat on the lower-body and less extra fat on the upper-body, thus being what is referred to as pear-shaped. In extreme cases as in some females, they have really broad hips about twice as wide as the shoulders or even more, a huge butt that protrudes way out far behind them, a huge massive lower-belly below the waist that hangs down over the thighs, and I have seen a few really extreme cases where the thighs are bigger around than the chest! Now the perfect pear-shaped obese female would have so much lower-body fat that, not only her thighs, but even her lower legs would also be bigger around than her chest! But I have not yet seen a pear-shaped obese female achieve that ultimate degree of perfection.<br /><br />Now, we <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> are not the only people to become overweight. While <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> are more likely to become fat or obese, both <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span> may sometimes become overweight, but when they do, they can lose the extra weight more easily and keep it off, where as we <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> have greater difficulty in losing weight and keeping it off.<br /><br />When an <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorph</span> becomes overweight, most of the extra weight settles in the belly. An <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorph</span> may develope a little bit of a pot belly or beer belly, but they do not gain much weight anywhere else, and they only become only slightly overweight. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span> don't become obese or even fat, nor even chubby, but only slightly overweight by about 10 or 20 pounds or so, and that's about it. Also, they can lose the extra weight very easily and keep it off more easily than most people.<br /><br />When a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorph</span> becomes overweight, for males most of the extra weight gain is on the upper-body and he becomes slightly apple-shaped while for females, the weight gain is more evenly distributed and she still retains her "hourglass" shaped. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span> may become kind of chubby getting up to around 50 pounds overweight but they very seldom become really obese. They also can lose the extra weight very easily and keep it off more easily.<br /><br />Generally speaking, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span> are a lot more muscular than both <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span>. We <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> are also more muscular than <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span> but not as muscular at <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span>. Most athletic body builders tend to be <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs,</span> and through lifting weights or "pumping iron" some male body builders have been able to get up to around 300 to 350 pounds or so, but they are not fat. The extra weight is mostly muscle.<br /><br />Now we <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span>, we can gain weight far more easily than the other body types, and we have far greater difficulty losing the weight or keeping it off, and we can become super super obese. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> hold the world's records for weight gain with some getting up to way over a thousand pounds or more! Most <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> tend to be soft and weak but when weight lifting or pumping iron, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> can build up muscles very easily. We <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> are very good at gaining weight, whether it be gaining fat from the foods we eat, or building muscles from weight lifting. we can do both very well. Gaining weight is what we <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> do best. Sumo Wrestlers tend to be pear-shaped <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs </span>and they hold the worlds record for being the largest and heaviest athletes. A Sumo Wrestler can weigh up to 700 pounds and still not be immobile, therefore, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> can become even stronger than <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span>. The strongest <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> on record weigh twice as much as the strongest <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesopmorphs</span> on record. but <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs </span>carry a lot of fat to cover their muscles so that no matter how strong and muscular <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> become, they still look like great big soft round cream-puffs.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span> <div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">MORE EXAMPLES OF ENDOMORPHISM<br />AND HYPER-ENDOMORPHISM</span><br /></div> </div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Next picture below shows a handsome Male and Female couple. Both are nice and plump, an <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> couple. Actually, the female is only <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> while the Male is actually <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsQVgDVUqZDTWVsBx8_YbZqb96CmbgwPvtfvFANSyxO40XrT3Ky2ksXMKj1OclmLVdtZZkhi5PP58iSYKbdL-qDfCM0pmly2s4qzpnxC6wnCVAV2-ryC02cDvym6XKiMdhTVfIQUtaypmn/s1600-h/Endomorphic+Couple.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsQVgDVUqZDTWVsBx8_YbZqb96CmbgwPvtfvFANSyxO40XrT3Ky2ksXMKj1OclmLVdtZZkhi5PP58iSYKbdL-qDfCM0pmly2s4qzpnxC6wnCVAV2-ryC02cDvym6XKiMdhTVfIQUtaypmn/s400/Endomorphic+Couple.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387531052643173586" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above to see a much larger view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">I have taken the original photo, and using my Photo Base 3 Program, I adjusted the contrast and brightness, because the gentleman is wearing dark blue shorts, so I had to lighten the colors to better determine his crotch height.<br /><br />The result is the next photo below.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiooo9dXG9YYEZnwW-FQTnz6cpNblNY4b6pZtm1aYBp5bUvornSI86RZ1UPkWTikuqoTj2jG79NK65jmcNLxose6OkcxsXUYHMypRsdzkz7neFuRirMZt0izrQwd5Mx9JkRtbhqfJsnH7HG/s1600-h/Endomorphic+Couple+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiooo9dXG9YYEZnwW-FQTnz6cpNblNY4b6pZtm1aYBp5bUvornSI86RZ1UPkWTikuqoTj2jG79NK65jmcNLxose6OkcxsXUYHMypRsdzkz7neFuRirMZt0izrQwd5Mx9JkRtbhqfJsnH7HG/s400/Endomorphic+Couple+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387532187565687810" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above to see a much larger view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Then I added the yellow lines showing their body proportions.<br /><br />T=Torso length<br />L=Leg length<br />S=Shoulder height<br />W=Waist height<br />C=Crotch height<br /><br />As you can see, the male on the left is taller than his female companion, so naturally, his torso length is going to be longer. But even though he is taller, his legs are shorter and his waist and crotch are lower than those of his shorter female companion. His arms are probably the same length as the arms of his female companion, but shorter in proportion to his larger body and his height.<br /><br />The female's torso length and leg length are approximately equal, so she's just an </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorph</span><span style="font-size:100%;">, while the male's torso length is greater than the length of his legs, and so, he's </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;">, having a much larger body and even shorter limbs.<br /><br />So, if your torso length and the length of your legs are approximately equal then you're just an </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorph</span><span style="font-size:100%;">. But if your torso length is greater than the length of your legs, then you're </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" > Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;">.<br /><br />T = Torso Length<br />L = Leg length<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">T < l =" Ectomorphic"><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">T = L = Endomorphic </span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">T > L = Hyper-endomorphic</span><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Here are some more photographic examples of </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphs</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> and </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphs</span><span style="font-size:100%;">.</span></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div></div></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9zb-49IBYGCfjWkGEWgcN5isSsx35N0BfoBZ0KO8eqQ28DIF0xoX_YxBNH-Py8HRtXSrysR9OFizf1U7I63TA5BWopYTEWjL_iLKRZbc1Ps8pS_uYoEPQgkvHfgl2cz0eWh6QWISWIvbF/s1600-h/Endomorphic+Female.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 157px; height: 241px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9zb-49IBYGCfjWkGEWgcN5isSsx35N0BfoBZ0KO8eqQ28DIF0xoX_YxBNH-Py8HRtXSrysR9OFizf1U7I63TA5BWopYTEWjL_iLKRZbc1Ps8pS_uYoEPQgkvHfgl2cz0eWh6QWISWIvbF/s400/Endomorphic+Female.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387534685515045682" border="0" /></a></span></div> <span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlSXl4T4ndihqlquz1qv0mGGFhlyN7oavD3XV_G8IhslUlpq3Wx-hAjMOPcSuLjBecsXT87NMtS0M_ScAE_E47X0YrC0DUpX42wl0cB1M4Pal935MF906yhyphenhyphenEMeifLBjs9dsVXHKD_chyphenhyphenE/s1600-h/Endomorphic+Male.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 198px; height: 227px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlSXl4T4ndihqlquz1qv0mGGFhlyN7oavD3XV_G8IhslUlpq3Wx-hAjMOPcSuLjBecsXT87NMtS0M_ScAE_E47X0YrC0DUpX42wl0cB1M4Pal935MF906yhyphenhyphenEMeifLBjs9dsVXHKD_chyphenhyphenE/s400/Endomorphic+Male.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387535433335553650" border="0" /></a><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /></span></div></div></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-size:100%;">The female in the photo on the left and the male in the photo on the right are only just </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphs</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> because their torso lengths and leg lengths are approximately equal.<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcnA4DJMeOmzN-W-FRCX8fI22ttsJykoiJSlInn-y-ytTLSC2n9wqLEEo2KvPbW5jk8xCouiLJakFANfQLzhNvV0oUWhYLPzFmYsnKBjop3pg_oYGGJD3tki2SU2QstrShzyskLfixAT-k/s1600-h/Hyper-endomorphic+Male+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 211px; height: 220px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcnA4DJMeOmzN-W-FRCX8fI22ttsJykoiJSlInn-y-ytTLSC2n9wqLEEo2KvPbW5jk8xCouiLJakFANfQLzhNvV0oUWhYLPzFmYsnKBjop3pg_oYGGJD3tki2SU2QstrShzyskLfixAT-k/s400/Hyper-endomorphic+Male+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387538625085281890" border="0" /></a></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGlAAGt8VKwa91DlEPfNDVpb_BltHNuofPZj3RrbtuFB7CCBKLCcuoMEsVd1b-jNFx0TxNOLgm8pIX9pIvKPvBpaceKtbiCQMt2qq2659GCEjLCd3nb_vjNyU-neG2sghDlgTxSS_mRdzS/s1600-h/Hyper-endomorphic+Male+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 134px; height: 206px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGlAAGt8VKwa91DlEPfNDVpb_BltHNuofPZj3RrbtuFB7CCBKLCcuoMEsVd1b-jNFx0TxNOLgm8pIX9pIvKPvBpaceKtbiCQMt2qq2659GCEjLCd3nb_vjNyU-neG2sghDlgTxSS_mRdzS/s400/Hyper-endomorphic+Male+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387538907570981746" border="0" /></a></span></div><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">The male wearing the little black speedo on the left, and the male wearing the big baggy shorts on the right, they are both </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic </span>because their torso lengths are greater than the length of their legs.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidgxbU6Axh5waP89zxHVNaPRtXzOVVwDIVm-SRm1bDIfRlW2HPM8xvN4nY4NEahKVCSkoezJsSWkoI7DhuGEGreSpaF63F85W_S2X9pMvSX0iy4spAntL60qVdH8UwlzLPY1Dwp9aGfFoi/s1600-h/Hyper-endomorphic+Male+4.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 352px; height: 254px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidgxbU6Axh5waP89zxHVNaPRtXzOVVwDIVm-SRm1bDIfRlW2HPM8xvN4nY4NEahKVCSkoezJsSWkoI7DhuGEGreSpaF63F85W_S2X9pMvSX0iy4spAntL60qVdH8UwlzLPY1Dwp9aGfFoi/s400/Hyper-endomorphic+Male+4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387542343136021842" border="0" /></a>The male is </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> because of his longer torso and shorter legs that are less than his torso length. His female companion is an athletic </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Mesomorph</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> having the typical "hourglass" shape and her legs are longer than her torso. The male is much taller than his female companion, yet his legs are slightly shorter than her legs. He also has that somewhat "effeminate" looking pear-shape because of his broad hips which are much broader than his chest.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfp0x82NPd3I3-3x4lsnl-5E_Vqrxq7vpUrblVahwGQIge2hQYcntRzOL1hgS1V8-BdEkCZwItbF5eA77OKTaqOwK6jQpp9BR1NBUaCtvwGj4Cyf4etrwjrayBnK8jmrV-6reZ5Ufdo8tF/s1600-h/Three+Fatties+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 372px; height: 287px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfp0x82NPd3I3-3x4lsnl-5E_Vqrxq7vpUrblVahwGQIge2hQYcntRzOL1hgS1V8-BdEkCZwItbF5eA77OKTaqOwK6jQpp9BR1NBUaCtvwGj4Cyf4etrwjrayBnK8jmrV-6reZ5Ufdo8tF/s400/Three+Fatties+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387544234379251570" border="0" /></a>In this photo of the happy looking chubby trio, the two females are </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphs </span><span style="font-size:100%;"> because their torso lengths and leg lengths are approximately equal, while the male is </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic </span><span style="font-size:100%;">because his torso is longer than his legs. Although he is the tallest of the three, his legs are slightly shorter than the legs of the shortest female on the far left.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Now I Know! I Am Hyper-endomorphic!</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">And finally, in the next photo, this one taken of myself back in April 2007 when I weighed about 375 pounds. I now weigh 400 pounds at 5 feet 6 inches tall.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdLjhmoBspG8Xjf8hIgIBvQDH7endkLAm51ULAHmogZLVyZ3J2HzwvJ_Zd8yXYXBdCqJdx-GI65HH7CnfUqo8le-EJaRFg3T2FEAtpNlykkDgMEPpv4gd7wL2yT1USHDjkzMiEFShpYst0/s1600-h/Teddy+Bear+Body+Proportions.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 304px; height: 262px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdLjhmoBspG8Xjf8hIgIBvQDH7endkLAm51ULAHmogZLVyZ3J2HzwvJ_Zd8yXYXBdCqJdx-GI65HH7CnfUqo8le-EJaRFg3T2FEAtpNlykkDgMEPpv4gd7wL2yT1USHDjkzMiEFShpYst0/s400/Teddy+Bear+Body+Proportions.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387545411675077506" border="0" /></a></span>I added some black lines to my photo to show my height and body proportions, and as you can see, my torso length is greater than the length of my legs, so I'm also <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>.<br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">My hips are bigger around than my chest so my measurements are . . .</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Chest - 56 inches<br />Waist - 64 inches<br />Hips - 70 inches<br />Thighs - 36 inches<br /><br />So, I'm only slightly pear-shaped, actually more proportional, bordering on pear-shaped.<br /><br />As I have mentioned before, my height is 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches tall, so normally a male my height would have a torso length of 23 inches from shoulder to crotch, and a crotch height, or leg length of 32 inches, but in my particular case, as I have said before, my torso is 30 inches long and my legs only 26 inches long.<br /><br />So, going back the the web site at:<br /><br /><a class="postlink" title="http://robyn.faeriemanor.org/BodyProportions.phtml" href="http://robyn.faeriemanor.org/BodyProportions.phtml">http://robyn.faeriemanor.org/BodyProportions.phtml</a><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">If I keep entering different numbers to determine the height of someone with a torso length of 30 inches, or a leg length of only 26 inches, then I get some rather surprising results.<br /><br />A male with a torso length of 30 inches would normally have legs that are approximately 42 inches long, and normally, he would be about 88 inches or 7 feet 4 inches tall.<br /><br />A male who's legs are only 26 inches long would normally have a torso length of 18.5 inches, and normally, he would be only 54 inches or 4 feet 6 inches tall.<br /><br />So, from this, am I to understand, that I have the torso of a male who is 7 feet 4 inches tall, and the legs of a male who is only 4 feet 6 inches tall?<br /><br />It appears that my torso is 7 inches longer than it should be for my height and that my legs are 6 inches shorter than what they would normally be for my height, and that as a compromise, I turned out to be 5 feet 6 inches tall instead.<br /><br />Indeed, I am most definitely<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Hyper-endomorphic</span>! And I have noticed that more and more males that I see out on the streets have <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> body proportions with longer torsos and shorter legs, while most females continue to retain more somewhat normal body proportions. I just haven't seen any <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> females. Lots of nice chubby and plump <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> females, but no <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic </span>females.<br /><br />But I have been seeing more and more really obese men who are <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>. It appears that in the future, over the years, men will get taller while their legs will get shorter and they will become more and more obese.<br /><br />Now, all of this is based on my own personal observations, but I have seen a lot of male and female chubby couples, or couples where the male is obese while his female companion is of average size or thin, and I have seen many of these cases where the male is taller than his female companion, and yet, his arms and legs are shorter than those of his female companion.<br /><br />So far, I haven't come across any examples of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> females. I suppose there might be some out there, but I haven't seen any. In <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphic</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphic</span> males and females, the legs are longer than the torso length, but with females, the torso is slightly longer and the legs slightly shorter, but not by very much. The differences are too small to be noticed by the casual observer. Also, males are 8 heads high and females are 7 heads high.<br /><br />In both <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> males and females, the torso length and leg length are equal, and both male and female <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> are about 7 heads high, so we <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span> have slightly larger heads in proportion to our height with shorter necks and shorter limbs.<br /><br />But it appears that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphism</span>, where the legs are shorter than the torso length, seems to occur mostly in males, with the exception being in cases of Achondroplastic or Hypochondroplastic Dwarfism, where in both males and females, the arms and legs are very short in proportion to the body, and the legs are much shorter than the torso. But the head is also much larger in proportion to the height.<br /><br />Dwarfs are only about 5 heads tall, and the forehead is more prominent, tending to bulge forward. So dwarfs are naturally <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> with a stocky build and they tend to become obese for their height. The exception being in rare cases of Primal Dwarfism where they have the same proportions as full grown adults, but they tend to be thin and frail, and much shorter. They are all little <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span>, and miniaturized versions of full grown adults.<br /><br />But while all Achondroplastic and Hypochondroplastic dwarfs are just naturally <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>, not all <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> people are Achondroplastic or Hypochondroplastic, because with full grown adults who are <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>, their heads are of a normal size in proportion to their height. Therefore, while all dwarfs with Achondroplasia or Hypochondroplasia are <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>, being <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Hyper-endomorphic </span>by itself does not mean you have Achondroplasia or Hypochondroplasia. It only means that you have a large body and shorter limbs becausethe head is still normally proportioned to your height.<br /><br />Now I have seen a few guys who were not overweight, but still had a long torso and short legs. I once saw some guy in his 20s who was about 6 feet tall and somewhat slender with really short legs, but his arms were only somewhat shorter in proportion to his height. In my opinion, that looks kind of weird, but then, that is only my own opinion. To me, it looks more natural to see shorter arms and shorter legs attached to a nice plump round body, but to see short arms and really short legs attached to a long slender body, well, that just looks way out of proportion. But it is quite possible, that as he gets much older, in his 30s or 40s, he might become really obese. When you have a really long torso and really short legs and short arms, you already have the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> body proportions, even if you're not yet overweight, but with proportions like that, you are set up to become obese sooner or later.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A LONG TORSO WITH SHORT LEGS, AND WHY </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">OBESE GUYS</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> WITH REALLY</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">SHORT LEGS SHOULD </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ABSOLUTELY NEVER</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> ATTEMPT TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!</span><br /><br />I once saw a really tall guy, about 6 feet 4 inches with a very long body and really short legs! He was not skinny or fat, rather, he was of average build. But to me, in my opinion, he looked really weird! He was young, probably in his late teens or early 20s. I predict, that as he gets older he will probably become obese, because I have noticed that super obese people with great big plump round bodies usually have really short fat legs. Their legs tend to be rather short in proportion to their height.<br /><br />Now, it looks perfectly natural for an obese male with a great big plump round body to have really short legs, short fat little legs and short fat arms. But to see really short legs on a long slender body, well . . . . . . . that just looks too fucking weird!<br /><br />In the picture below, we can see that this is one of those typical "Before And After" photos that we often see in so many commercials for diet and weight loss products.<br /><br /></span> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheUwQrhsmj_zK9mHJTaw8rtUx2PEE_UpfcBThMiX6zrHGR3oaTuyMjiX3rR6sxx-fsO0e4w9Itx804VqDeNna0OpsLluGnc6Wc5S8PzbSP10La_p34rA4ooBVTs9JsfnaU_UOMQqJDUe-y/s1600-h/Before+And+After+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 314px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheUwQrhsmj_zK9mHJTaw8rtUx2PEE_UpfcBThMiX6zrHGR3oaTuyMjiX3rR6sxx-fsO0e4w9Itx804VqDeNna0OpsLluGnc6Wc5S8PzbSP10La_p34rA4ooBVTs9JsfnaU_UOMQqJDUe-y/s400/Before+And+After+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387563415926100354" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above to see a much larger view</span></div><br />In my opinion, he looked much better when he was fat. Now, after losing a lot of weight, he looks more like an old rag that has been wrung out and hung up to dry! Forget it buddy! You should never have lost all the weight. You looked so much better when your were fat. Now you look more like one of those stupid wiener-dogs with the really long bodies and really short legs. When you were fat, you actually looked more human! Please! Take back the fat! OK???<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">SOME OBESE GUYS SHOULD NEVER ATTEMPT TO LOSE<br />ANY WEIGHT! ABSOLUTELY NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!</span><br /><br />I believe that if you have a really long torso and really short legs and short arms, then you absolutely need to fatten up!<br /><br />Of course, I have noticed that most obese people, especially obese males tend to have short legs in proportion to their height. I have a theory as to why people with really short legs tend to be more obese.<br /><br />If you happen to be <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>, having an extra long torso and really short legs, then you just naturally going to fatten up real easy. I longer torso or larger body means that you have a larger internal organs, a bigger stomach to hold more food, and longer intestinal length to absorb more nutriants and calories from the foods you eat, so your body is designed to take in more food.<br /><br />Because you have shorter legs, then your legs have shorter muscles, and shorter limbs with shorter muscles burn fewer calories and at a slower rate when in motion, and if you have really short legs and short arms, then you can not move your limbs fast enough to use up all the calories you take in.<br /><br />It's as if the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> body is deliberately designed by nature to fatten up, to take in more food and burn off less calories. The <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> body is designed for a lifetime of continuous weight gain. Those of us who are <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>, we are predestined to grow fatter and fatter for the rest of our lives. We are like the mighty oak trees. We don't stop growing. Yes, we stop growing in height when we become adults, but we continue to grow wider and heavier. We just keep on growing fatter and fatter.<br /><br />That's because our great big round bodies are designed to take in more food and our short fat little arms and legs are designed to move about too slowly to burn calories. We are designed to store away calories, not to burn calories.<br /><br />We are suppose to grow fatter and fatter!!!<br /><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">AN EXAMPLE OF <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">EXTREME</span> HYPER-ENDOMORPHISM<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span>I have also seen some extreme examples of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphism</span>. One day I was out with a friend of mine, and we went out to have lunch, and while he was driving me home, we went through a residential area, when we saw this short fat Hispanic guy who looked like he was in his late 40s or early 50s.<br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">He could not have been more than 5 feet tall. He had a big round body and really short fat little baby legs! Normally a male who is 5 feet tall will have a torso length of approximately 21 inches and legs approximately 29 inches long, or if he is merely </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;">, his torso length and leg length would both be about 25 inches, both being equal. But since he was an extreme </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorph</span><span style="font-size:100%;">, his fat little baby legs looked like they could not have been more than one third of his </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;">torso </span><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">length or no more than 12 inches long, or about 17 inches shorter than they normally would have been for his</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> height, so his torso length had to be about 17 inches longer than what would be expected for his height, or approximately 38 inches. Also, his fat little baby arms were so short he could not reach the waistband of his shorts.<br /><br />He looked like the Extreme </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> male as depicted in the next picture below.</span><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgosgrnOu7vDmzFHI4nEqV9dQRg3befEQrHjr9OsbpvvUEavGu0Chns4vOX1FW1cyLqCpW3zret8U4e1oitmSfAa2RsCS-8RReYH_xMTbZGP8afQfYjd2aUN_mp67IiT0CDHKgUNfC6RC58/s1600-h/Hyper+Endomorphic.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgosgrnOu7vDmzFHI4nEqV9dQRg3befEQrHjr9OsbpvvUEavGu0Chns4vOX1FW1cyLqCpW3zret8U4e1oitmSfAa2RsCS-8RReYH_xMTbZGP8afQfYjd2aUN_mp67IiT0CDHKgUNfC6RC58/s400/Hyper+Endomorphic.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417577392719748002" border="0" /></a>As you can see, his fat little baby legs are only about one third of his torso length, and with his short fat little baby arms, he can't reach the waistband of his shorts.<br /><br />Of course, when we saw this guy walking the streets, he was wearing a bright green T shirt and dark blue shorts as depicted in the next picture below.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiJVGzj1OLcDdvx3aLbAxLMbSVnh82EkEdjLhfvqopDujE7xhdYvuXO8rrH7J3ZrnjPAN0jVTeEss73tp2sJ4WCLjMkS85Ovv-H87AF60cd_Tq3oi-fAWeH4IA9Ldw4utnT9MSvkUNUiCP/s1600-h/Hyper+Endomorphic+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiJVGzj1OLcDdvx3aLbAxLMbSVnh82EkEdjLhfvqopDujE7xhdYvuXO8rrH7J3ZrnjPAN0jVTeEss73tp2sJ4WCLjMkS85Ovv-H87AF60cd_Tq3oi-fAWeH4IA9Ldw4utnT9MSvkUNUiCP/s400/Hyper+Endomorphic+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417578852434239378" border="0" /></a>Yes, I had actually seen a fat little <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorph</span> like the picture above.<br /><br />Although his arms and legs have the same proportions to his body as those of an Achondroplastic or Hypochondroplastic dwarf, he dose not have Achondroplasia or Hypochondroplasia, because his head is still of a size normally proportioned to the height of an adult male. He just happened to be a short adult male only 5 feet tall.<br /><br />As we watched him waddle along the sidewalk, he looked like he was struggling to walk, huffing and puffing, and beads of sweat breaking out on his plump round baby face, but he had a great big happy smile as though he didn't have a care in all the world! Although he wasn't immobile, which was quite obvious because he was out walking the streets, he did look rather helpless, but he also looked happy.<br /><br />We both wondered, how he was able to put on his own clothes, or how he was able to wipe his own butt or bathe himself, because his arms were not long enough for his hands to reach the waistband of his shorts. He probably had somebody at home who took care of him, and tended to all of his personal needs, perhaps the reason for the happy expression on his face.<br /><br />My friend said that he looked like an obese little leprechaun because of the bright green T-shirt he was wearing and his dark blue shorts, and of course, we both thought he looked really cute! Naturally! Yeah, he looked just like a cute obese little leprechaun!<br /><br />It seems that I have been noticing more and more young guys who are taller than their female companions, and yet, their arms and legs are shorter. Something is happening to us guys. Obesity is on the increase all over the world, especially here in the USA. For many decades, the percentage of obesity among woman as always been much higher than it was among men, but then, during the 1980s, obesity has been increasing faster among men than among women, and now the percentage of obesity among men has finally become higher than among women.<br /><br />Being<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Hyper-endomorphic</span> does have it's advantages. Having shorter legs and a larger body gives a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> male a lower center of gravity so he can stand his ground more firmly on his feet. Among <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs,</span> females have a lower center of gravity. Males tend to have more upper-body strength while females tend to have more lower-body strength. But males who are <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>, because of our much shorter and thicker legs, we have a lower center of gravity and more lower-body strength, especially us <span style="font-weight: bold;">hyper-endomorphic</span> males who are somewhat more pear-shaped. It appears that we males who are <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> have more in common with females than we do with other males who are either <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphic</span> or <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphic</span>.<br /><br />I have also noticed, that we <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic </span>males and not as aggressive as other males. We tend to be more laid back and easy going, more gentle and docile. I guess when you have a big soft plump round body, really short chunky legs, and waddle like an obese little penguin when you walk, we would look kind of silly, if not ridiculous, trying to put on a tuff Macho act. Yes, some<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Hyper-endomorphic </span>males can be incredibly strong, be even then, it is still our nature to be more gentle and nonaggressive. When you have a great big round body standing on short chunky legs then your size and weight alone can be intimidating to others around you, so we really have no need to be aggressive. We can be very peaceful and calm, as gentle and docile as fat little lambs, and yet, because of our size and heaviness on our feet as we walk, or waddle, we can still be intimidating without being aggressive.<br /><br />I should know from personal experience, because at 400 pounds, when I step aboard a bus, or walk into a room full of people, I'm usually the largest person there out of 30 or 40 other people, and sometimes my presence can be very intimidating. But I'm gentle and harmless. I'm actually an obese sissy boy. I'm a straight guy, but I'm a sissified straight guy, and yet, people are often intimidated by my size, even people who are taller than I am are still intimidated. But I'm actually a rather timid person myself, and yet, I can still be the most dominant person in a crowd just because of my size.<br /><br />I believe that the reason why there is so much prejudice against us fat people is because, deep down at some primeval or subconscious level, they are actually envious, and wish they were larger in size. We great big fat people are God's special creations. We are magnificent, monumental, and Majestic. Even the poorest among us, we are still Royalty! I like to think of fat as being Royal Flesh. In ages past, it was only Kings and Queens, Dukes and Duchesses, etc. etc. who where were able to become very fat! But now, even the poorest among us can become magnificently, monumentally, and Majestically Obese! Yes, we are truly giants! Even if you're only 4 feet tall, if you weigh at least 300 pounds, then you have earned the right, to call yourself, a giant!<br /><br />I have noticed that there are a lot of young guys who actually wish they're were much bigger. Take for example some guys who are in street gangs. Notice how they like to wear big baggy pants or shorts halfway down on their hips, and a large over-sized shirt that goes way down below their hips, giving them the appearance of having larger bodies, and much shorter and thicker legs, what is known as the Hip Hop style. And if they happen to have round faces and shaved heads, then it makes the Hip Hop style look even more intimidating.<br /><br />Well, for those of us who happen to be <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>, we already have larger bodies, shorter and thicker legs, lower hips and a lower waist, so we don't have to wear our pants or shorts halfway down on our hips. We can wear our pants or shorts up around the waist above our hips, and we would still have that Hip Hop look. Those of use who are pear-shaped that is. Of course obese males who are apple-shaped can't keep their pants from falling halfway down on their butts, so they dress Hip Hop wether they want to or not.<br /><br />But we pear-shaped obese males, we can still wear our pants up high around the waist above the hips and still have the Hip Hop look!<br /><br />That is because we <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> males already have Hip Hop bodies! Yeah, I guess since I'm <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> then I also have a Hip Hop body!<br /><br />Now, I think that is really cool!!!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DR WHILLIAM SHELDON'S SOMATO-TYPES<br />OR</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> BODY TYPE AND TEMPERAMENT TYPES</span><br /><br />William Sheldon (1898-1977) was an American psychologist who devoted his life to observing the variety of human bodies and temperaments. He taught and did research at a number of U.S. universities and is best known for his series of books on the human constitution. He was a keen observer of animals and birds as a child, and he turned this talent to good effect by becoming an avid people-watcher, and out of his observations he gradually elaborated his typology.<br /><br />In the 1940s, Sheldon developed a theory that there are three basic body types, or somatotypes (based on the three tissue layers: endoderm, mesoderm, and ectoderm), each associated with personality characteristics, representing a correlation between physique and temperament.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphy</span> - focused on the nervous system and the brain (ectoderm) - the tendency towards slightness, corresponds to Cerebrotonia temperament artistic, sensitive, apprehensive, introvert.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesophorphy</span> - focused on musculature and the circulatory system (mesoderm), has the tendency towards muscularity, corresponds to the Somatotonia temperament courageous, energetic, active, dynamic, assertive, aggressive, risk taker<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphy</span> - focused on the digestive system, particularly the stomach (endoderm); has the tendency toward plumpness, corresponds to Viscerotonia temperament tolerant, love of comfort and luxury, extravert.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphic Body Type:</span><br /><br />* thin<br />* flat chest<br />* delicate build<br />* young appearance<br />* tall<br />* lightly muscled<br />* stoop-shouldered<br />* large brain<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Associated personality traits:</span><br /><br />* self-conscious<br />* preference for privacy<br />* introverted<br />* inhibited<br />* socially anxious<br />* artistic<br />* mentally intense<br />* emotionally restrained<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphic Body Type:</span><br /><br />* hard, muscular body<br />* overly mature appearance<br />* rectangular shaped<br />* thick skin<br />* upright posture<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Associated personality traits:</span><br /><br />* adventurous<br />* desire for power and dominance<br />* courageous<br />* indifference to what others think or want<br />* assertive, bold<br />* zest for physical activity<br />* competitive<br />* love of risk and chance<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic Body Type:</span><br /><br />* soft body<br />* underdeveloped muscles<br />* round shaped<br />* over-developed digestive system<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Associated personality traits:</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">* love of food<br />* tolerant<br />* evenness of emotions<br />* love of comfort<br />* sociable<br />* good humored<br />* relaxed<br />* need for affection<br /><br /></div>========================================<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Of course, much of Dr William Sheldon's theories have been called into question, but personally, I think that it might be valid, because I have noticed, from my own personal experience, that a lot of thin people or <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ectomorphs</span> that I have known tend to be nervous and high-strung and, while muscular and athletic people or <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mesomorphs</span> I have known tend to be demanding, and sometimes rude and arrogant bullies while most fat people I have known, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs </span>tend to be more gentle and docile, not as aggressive and sometime even timid.<br /></div><br />So, I guess that there must be something to Dr William Sheldon's theories on body types and personality traits, because I have seen so many perfect examples.<br /><br />Personally, I think more research needs to be done on this.<br /><br />I also have my own theories on body proportions and Hyper-endomorphism.<br /><br />I have noticed that most people who's legs are short for their height tend to be overweight, as in my case for example: my having the torso length of 30 inches, the torso of a male being 7 ft 4 in tall, the legs only about 26 inches, the legs of a male only 4 ft 6 in tall.<br /><br />As I had mentioned before, the shorter limbs of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">hyper-endomorphic</span> male has shorter and thicker bones, and shorter muscles, so that shorter limbs burn fewer calories and at a slower rate when in motion. A longer torso has larger internal organs, a larger stomach to hold more food, and longer intestinal length to absorb more nutrients and calories from the foods we eat, so it appears that the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> body type with a much longer torso and much shorter limbs, has been deliberately designed by nature for taking in more calories and burning them off at a much slower rate, resulting in a very easy weight gain. It's like nature intended for some of us to be fat.<br /><br />I also have theory as to why <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphism </span>occurs mostly in men, why more men are <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span> while most plump women are only <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span>.<br /><br />I believe an evolutionary change is happening to the human species, causing more men to have larger bodies and shorter limbs so that in the future, more and more males, even when taller than their female companions, most of the males will have shorter arms and shorter legs than their female companions.<br /><br />It will mean that in the future, all humans will be obese, but males will be more obese than the females. For ages it has been that women were more likely to be obese than men, but now, it's beginning to be the opposite way around. It will be the males who will become more obese than the females.<br /><br />Since women in the future will have longer legs than the men, women will be able to walk faster while their taller male companions having much larger bodies and shorter legs will find it difficult to keep up with the female. In the future, only women will be able to walk and run while men will only be able to waddle about on their short fat legs.<br /><br />Because of this, in the future, men will become the weaker sex. Men will become less aggressive, more passive and docile, while women will become stronger and be able to move faster than the men, even though both men and women will be obese, women will only be <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span> while men will be <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>.<br /><br />I believe that the reason for this turn-about is because nature has found a way to keep the human race from becoming extinct, because for thousands and thousands of years, men have been the aggressors, waging war, and ruining the planet, and women have all too often been the victims of male aggression. So, what better way to render men more passive and docile? Some evolutionary process is happening to enlarge the male bodies, and shorten their limbs, so that eventually, males won't be able run anymore, and will only be able to waddle about like big fat penguins when they walk.<br /><br />It will mean, that in the future, that as more and more men become <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hyper-endomorphic</span>, men will be too soft and weak to want to wage war, and will have to depend more on their intelligence to solve the world's problems. It also means that if a man gets angry, he won't be able to do much in the way of aggression, and the women will be able to outrun him anyway.<br /><br />In the future, men who are mean and aggressive will become a thing of the past. In the future, men will all become as gentle and docile as fat little lambs.<br /><br />The next picture below depict a typical male and female couple in the future.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqzt3r5d_x6KYizBhuQbaq4M-z0doNhgXVWD8k9ZCmq2tuXGMxCxbftlMYOk5zKfCeazBHks-oikVyc-tQk-6unRtB2MPyMxTAauaDBtojwl0GdPJcmwbQCEm9u8Lyg2lyPiM8pqM7sFXn/s1600-h/Future+Men+And+Women.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqzt3r5d_x6KYizBhuQbaq4M-z0doNhgXVWD8k9ZCmq2tuXGMxCxbftlMYOk5zKfCeazBHks-oikVyc-tQk-6unRtB2MPyMxTAauaDBtojwl0GdPJcmwbQCEm9u8Lyg2lyPiM8pqM7sFXn/s400/Future+Men+And+Women.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418357523180170354" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above to see<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">a much larger and easier to read view</span></div><br />As a result of future males becoming more and more <span style="font-weight: bold;">hyper-endomorphic</span>, having larger bodies and shorter arms and shorter legs, the future male will be unable to bathe himself, to wipe his own butt, and to put on his own clothes because his arms will be too short to even reach the waistband of his pants. He will have to depend more on his female companion to take care of him, to bathe him, and to put his clothes on for him.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">The next picture below depicts both the <span style="font-weight: bold;">hyper-endomorphic</span><br />apple-shaped and pear-shaped obese males in the future.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqI9tSg3BjWOUZuqXh6hcABfdYI1ts9Xg8H9Fp3tLwfRqTu8v-mIknIsCQlPKtGLEGYS1dvk0JFW8c8nfFky_LYe6aL9-bRgUSzVr5xIkyRg5vkWvIFv9_O7fXP4N1VxJlX32tWE36lOBp/s1600-h/Hyper+Endomorphic+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqI9tSg3BjWOUZuqXh6hcABfdYI1ts9Xg8H9Fp3tLwfRqTu8v-mIknIsCQlPKtGLEGYS1dvk0JFW8c8nfFky_LYe6aL9-bRgUSzVr5xIkyRg5vkWvIFv9_O7fXP4N1VxJlX32tWE36lOBp/s400/Hyper+Endomorphic+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418220334265545666" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above to see<br />a much larger and easier to read view</span></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US MEN?</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />I have noticed over the years that young men are taller now, but their legs are shorter. Like, what's going on? What is happening to us males?<br /><br />I'm 58 years old, and when I was in my 20's the average male was about 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighed 175 pounds while the average woman was 5 feet 4 inches tall and weighed about 140 pounds. Now the average male is about 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighs about 195 pounds and the average femals is 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighs about 160 pounds.<br /><br />So, on average, we are getting taller and heavier, but weight has been increasing faster than height. When I was in my 20s, about 45% percent of the US population was overweight to some degree with maybe 10% percent being obese. Now, about 70% percent of the US population is overweight with almost 45% percent being obese.<br /><br />For a long time, the obesity rate among woman was higher than among men. But all during the last half of the 20th Century, the obesity rates had been increasing among both males and females. In the 1980s the increase in the obesity rates in males had been catching up with the increase in obesity among females, and in the 1990s the rate of increase among both men and women was about equal. Then ever since the early 2000s the obesity rates among men started to increase faster than among women. As a result, the obesity rate among men is now higher than among women. Men are becoming more obese than women on average now and while men make up less than half of the total population of the USA, there are actually now, more obese males than obese females, and we males are becoming more obese than the females.<br /><br />Also, even though males are getting taller, their legs are getting shorter. Here lately I have been seeing more and more male and female couples where the male is taller than his female companion, yet, his arms and legs are shorter than those of his female companion!<br /><br />What's going on here?<br /><br />As mentioned earlier before, normally the length of the legs is longer than the torso length, while in </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphs</span>,</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> the leg length and torso length are approximately equal, while in the </span><span style="font-size:100%;"> Hyper-<span style="font-weight: bold;">endomorphic</span> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">males the legs are shorter than the torso length.<br /><br />But I have also been noticing more and more younger men who are not overweight, yet their legs are shorter than the torso length. I have seen a lot of tall guys with a low waist and really short legs. It looks kind of weird. I'm sure these guys will eventually become more overweight or even obese as the get older.<br /><br />And why is this only happening to men?<br /><br />Why are obese males becoming </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> while obese females remain only</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Endomorphic</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;">? Why are we seeing more and more obese </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> males with larger bodies and shorter legs, and shorter arms?<br /><br />The only time I have ever seen </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphism</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> in females is in cases of </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Achondroplastic Dwarfism or Achondroplasia where the legs are shorter than the torso length, but in cases of Achondorplasia, the head is large in proportion to the height.<br /><br />Notice in the photo below that her legs are shorter than her torso length.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr-LkOo6pIfqvDrRZMhgcO9IQfb9XyVJOCH7M93_H0-QDk5SW4Uk6EvgDpRu_ELoUBwxmtjR1c_N_tdPNoXgR15Ul3p_cnqk8GlYwjw8JP7pH86mXX4vDwvISs9uDT3L4_TWUXV5_gC6Mi/s1600-h/Achondroplasia.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr-LkOo6pIfqvDrRZMhgcO9IQfb9XyVJOCH7M93_H0-QDk5SW4Uk6EvgDpRu_ELoUBwxmtjR1c_N_tdPNoXgR15Ul3p_cnqk8GlYwjw8JP7pH86mXX4vDwvISs9uDT3L4_TWUXV5_gC6Mi/s400/Achondroplasia.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418314424850043794" border="0" /></a><br />Achrondroplastic Dwarfs are just naturally</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">hyper-endomorphic</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;">. The next picture below depicts a perfect example of an obese </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> female dwarf.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEOHBRkOFYZWQpbZNcgc0kAZahG2gvPEV2i4qd2YAx4niOnsjUvTDkPXDi4z9I5QvX4Ni5mz-N4reNsOG7jXukzDZtKeRPRiUZv-fy3F73-F1OwHX0M8otWk4YKWSdHU8T8xAud9ieaUHR/s1600-h/Obese+Dwarf.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEOHBRkOFYZWQpbZNcgc0kAZahG2gvPEV2i4qd2YAx4niOnsjUvTDkPXDi4z9I5QvX4Ni5mz-N4reNsOG7jXukzDZtKeRPRiUZv-fy3F73-F1OwHX0M8otWk4YKWSdHU8T8xAud9ieaUHR/s400/Obese+Dwarf.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418315970907198658" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above to see<br />a much larger and easier to read view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Aw! Now I think she is really cute! She was only 34 inches tall, yet she weighed 309 pounds! Most children who are only 3 feet tall weigh about 40 to 50 pounds on average. So this sweet babe weighed as much as 6 children her height!<br /><br />Hey! when you weigh at least 300 pounds, you have earned the right to call yourself a giant, even if you're only a dwarf that is less then 3 feet tall, if you weigh at least twice as much as an adult of average height, then you are a giant!<br /></span></div> </div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />So, I consider myself a giant, even though I'm only 5 feet 6 inches tall, about 3 inches shorter than the average male at 5 feet 9 inches tall. Therefor I consider myself a giant because I weigh about 400 pounds!<br /><br />And I'm<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> because my legs are shorter than my torso length.<br /><br />I have always been </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> because my legs have always been shorter than my torso length. When I was born, my mother said the my legs and arms were kind of short in proportion to the size of my round little body, so I was just naturally born<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;">.<br /><br />And now, we are beginning to see more and more males who, even if not yet overweight, their legs are shorter than their torso lengths, and when standing next to their female companions, even though taller than their female companions, their legs and arms are shorter, and the waistline and hips are lower than those of their female companions.<br /><br />With each new generation, males will be taller, but their arms and legs will be shorter while their bodies will get bigger and more rounded out. If this trend continues into the future, males will have really huge round bodies and short fat baby legs and short fat arms.<br /><br />Once again, notice the picture below.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqzt3r5d_x6KYizBhuQbaq4M-z0doNhgXVWD8k9ZCmq2tuXGMxCxbftlMYOk5zKfCeazBHks-oikVyc-tQk-6unRtB2MPyMxTAauaDBtojwl0GdPJcmwbQCEm9u8Lyg2lyPiM8pqM7sFXn/s1600-h/Future+Men+And+Women.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqzt3r5d_x6KYizBhuQbaq4M-z0doNhgXVWD8k9ZCmq2tuXGMxCxbftlMYOk5zKfCeazBHks-oikVyc-tQk-6unRtB2MPyMxTAauaDBtojwl0GdPJcmwbQCEm9u8Lyg2lyPiM8pqM7sFXn/s400/Future+Men+And+Women.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418357523180170354" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above to see<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">a much larger and easier to read view</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />This is how young males and females might appear in the future toward the end of the 21st Century. Notice how helpless the male has become. His fat little baby arms are too short to reach the waistband of his shorts. He is unable to put on his own clothes and he is unable to bathe himself or even wipe is own butt. He is dependent on his female companion to dress him, to bathe him, and to wipe his butt for him. Notice how short his legs are. His legs are only about 1/3 of his torso length, even though he is much taller than his female companion, his legs and arms are much shorter. His female companion can walk much faster than he can run, assuming he could run at all, which is rather doubtful. Actually, he can't even walk, but can only waddle instead.<br /><br />The obese female is also unable to wipe her own butt without having to use a pair of tongs as a toilet paper holder. At least, she can use a pair of tongs. But the male doesn't even have that option! That's because his arms are so short and his hips are so low that there are not even any tongs that are long enough for him to use as a toilet paper holder. So, his female companion must tend to his personal hygiene for him.<br /><br />Again, notice the next picture below, depicting how both apple-shaped and pear-shaped future males will become more </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>or even </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Super-hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;">!<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqI9tSg3BjWOUZuqXh6hcABfdYI1ts9Xg8H9Fp3tLwfRqTu8v-mIknIsCQlPKtGLEGYS1dvk0JFW8c8nfFky_LYe6aL9-bRgUSzVr5xIkyRg5vkWvIFv9_O7fXP4N1VxJlX32tWE36lOBp/s1600-h/Hyper+Endomorphic+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqI9tSg3BjWOUZuqXh6hcABfdYI1ts9Xg8H9Fp3tLwfRqTu8v-mIknIsCQlPKtGLEGYS1dvk0JFW8c8nfFky_LYe6aL9-bRgUSzVr5xIkyRg5vkWvIFv9_O7fXP4N1VxJlX32tWE36lOBp/s400/Hyper+Endomorphic+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418220334265545666" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above to see<br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">a much larger and easier to read view</span></div><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">If the trend continues, and I believe it will, then some time by the mid to late 22ed Century, the </span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Super-hyper-endomorphic</span> </span><span style="font-size:130%;">obese males, both apple-shaped and pear-shaped, will have even bigger bodies and even shorter limbs, and become even more helpless and dependent on their female companions who will continue to be merely </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, but will probably not become </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> as males will surly become. The future males will have even larger bodies and shorter limbs with the legs being only 1/5 the torso length.<br /><br />Why is this happening to us males? What evolutionary process is causing this?<br /><br />I have a theory as to why this is happening.<br /><br />For centuries, men have been the aggressors. I was men who made war, and it is men who are still making war with more and more destructive results. We now have nuclear weapons and biological weapons that could very well destroy all life on this planet. So, it appears that the evolutionary forces are acting to prevent the extinction of life. What better way, than to cause men to become too helpless to act out their aggression? Or if you don't believe in evolution, then you could say that God himself decided to intervene to counter male aggression in order to save humanity from destruction. Personally, I believe in evolution, but I also believe there's a God.<br /><br />Anyway . . . . . . .<br /><br />When men can no longer bathe themselves, nor put on their own clothes, nor even wipe their own butts, and having to depend on their female companions to bathe them, wipe their butts for them, and help them get their clothes on, then the women will rule the world and the men will serve as drones, donating sperm to women who will artificially inseminate themselves, because the men will be physically unable to engage in sexual intercourse.<br /><br />Women will essentially rule the world. Yes, both men and women will go to schools to be well educated. Men will be able to do some jobs, like being teachers or office workers while women will be in politics and in construction work since men will be physically unable to work at construction, being much too large to move about very much.<br /><br />But best of all, there will be no more wars, because even if some men still have an aggressive attitude, they will be physically incapable to act out on their aggressive feelings. A man will be unable to attack a women, because of his really short fat baby legs. A woman will not have to run away from him, but will be able to get away simply by walking, because women will have longer legs and will be able to walk much faster than the a man could ever run. But men won't be able to run anyway, but only waddle about on their short fat baby legs.<br /><br />Also, if any guy who refuses to co-operate with his female companion, then she might refuse to help him get his clothes on, and just let him sit around at home in the nude, as naked as the day he was born, like a big fat baby boy. Then he would not be able to go out when he wanted to. Woman will virtually have men over the proverbial barrel.<br /><br />Yes, I actually like what's happening to us men!<br /><br />I like that we men are becoming more and more obese, that there is now more obese men than there are obese women. I like how each in successive future generation, men will have bigger bodies and shorter limbs and become more and more </span><span style="font-size:130%;">Super-<span style="font-weight: bold;">hyper-endomorphic</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;">.<br /><br />As I have said much earlier, I'm also </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:130%;">, and I like it. It actually feels quit comfortable having a larger body and shorter limbs. It gives a guy a more relaxed and laid back kind of appearance.<br /><br />Some might think that for my height, my torso is 7 inches too long and my legs are 6 inches too short, but I say, I'm not too anything. I'm built the way nature intended for me to be built. With my larger body and shorter limbs, I'm built like a Teddy Bear, so I'm going to be plump and round like a fat Teddy Bear.<br /><br />I'm glad that I'm </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:130%;">. The </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Hyper-endomorphic</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> body is the most comfortable type of body to have.<br /><br />I have seen the future and . . . . .<br /><br />. . . . . it is fat.</span><br /></span><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span></div></div></div></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com52tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-82180748198601642442009-08-31T07:01:00.018-06:002009-09-01T16:07:30.094-06:00SHOULD SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE MEN BE ALLOWED TO WEAR SPEEDOS ON THE BEACH? HOW ABOUT LOW HANGING PANTS ON THE CITY STREETS? YES! ABSOLUTELY YES!<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">WHY I BELIEVE THAT ALL SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WEAR A SKIMPY SPEEDO ON THE BEACH AND WHY THEY SHOULD ALSO HAVE THE FREEDOM TO WEAR THEIR LOW HANGING PANTS ON THE CITY STREETS!</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ381xr2xSFemo1nzgvLIQyXyntV3N1jgKz3yJAF7XRw5BoVfXU61sWkaOY8DnHu0naqcUwed_Ei4ROC41vZ6E2WUVvvUzQCvI7S4IqA94mgOTV1HjsiOfdEo4_4mzKJiDvAITOaFeOiqq/s1600-h/Diabetic+Apple+Boy+In+A+Speedo.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ381xr2xSFemo1nzgvLIQyXyntV3N1jgKz3yJAF7XRw5BoVfXU61sWkaOY8DnHu0naqcUwed_Ei4ROC41vZ6E2WUVvvUzQCvI7S4IqA94mgOTV1HjsiOfdEo4_4mzKJiDvAITOaFeOiqq/s400/Diabetic+Apple+Boy+In+A+Speedo.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376621955329592610" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">A morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">male wearing a red speedo on the beach<br /><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaxRuqqpiS8JWTlARxeRgDL2BPeD3Qe1gw1NOShLXBblTHN2YTRbGcs2ub8CJezEg9wjvoyt9yrCtfM2MruRMYLG31WGajBSAlF50bV3dQfTGJ5SzOAEhEUO2N4Dh8N0SofWzWRqFjer_U/s1600-h/Diabetic+Apple+Boy+In+Low+Hanging+Shorts.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 343px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaxRuqqpiS8JWTlARxeRgDL2BPeD3Qe1gw1NOShLXBblTHN2YTRbGcs2ub8CJezEg9wjvoyt9yrCtfM2MruRMYLG31WGajBSAlF50bV3dQfTGJ5SzOAEhEUO2N4Dh8N0SofWzWRqFjer_U/s400/Diabetic+Apple+Boy+In+Low+Hanging+Shorts.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376411754640925394" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">A Morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic male<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">wearing his low hanging shorts on the streets<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Recently, in flint Michigan, they have enacted a city ordinance against guys wearing low-hanging pants on the streets. I believe that this law in unfair because it actually discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males. If your belly hangs down over your belt and down over the front of your pants, and your love-handles hang down over your hips, then you can't help it if your pants slide about half-way down down on your butt exposing your butt-crack. You're not even able to pull your pants up, so your pants will just naturally keep sliding down on your butt. Should you get busted just simply because you are unable to keep your pant up? No, absolutely no!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">This is from a web site at:<br /><br />http://www.asdlabs.com/blog/2008/07/10/flint-mi-baggy-pants-law/<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >THE FLINT MICHIGAN BAGGY PANTS LAW</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnNJVF0ehUvwFYXlMBYHDe6QurEatZeUzHK8g53xHzd_K8JjqQ5yRdBs7lzwB3F1Lxvcr-1WpSmXNXmhAjKVPftoyBjwFYr3iliVZA_08mx_T0YwSoThbhTnmKi-QuTMc_hhEIbIq4MGkK/s1600-h/Low+Hanging+Pants+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 371px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnNJVF0ehUvwFYXlMBYHDe6QurEatZeUzHK8g53xHzd_K8JjqQ5yRdBs7lzwB3F1Lxvcr-1WpSmXNXmhAjKVPftoyBjwFYr3iliVZA_08mx_T0YwSoThbhTnmKi-QuTMc_hhEIbIq4MGkK/s400/Low+Hanging+Pants+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367319190400769314" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Crazy new and UNCONSTITUTIONAL laws being enacted around the country are nothing new. In the age of using fear to control, any law can get passed by convincing the sheep of the world that it somehow threatens their perfect rainbow and unicorn filled safety. The newest trend of absurd laws being enacted in the US is to make it a crime to wear "saggy trousers". Following in the footsteps of a few "redneck towns", Flint, MI has also enacted such a law. You know because anyone wearing their jeans below their belly button must be drug smoking, gun toting criminals (it certainly has nothing to do with creating a "reason" to search otherwise innocent civilians)! To help you understand the law, that could result in up to A YEAR in jail or $500.00 fine, the Detroit Free Press created the sweet illustration above. They also provided a special concealed message for MI residents: "Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout."<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Source: [Detroit Free Press]</span><br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">* * * * * * *<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">As I have stated earlier, this law discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, because they are unable to "properly" wear their pants up higher as most people do.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghIKzdlS7flnQOE3aNFJs5jOojer_qn1Kgr-6NM65xu91HADjC8QeBF-dV1p8BsA58OcpgG-hco2HsmQzel0HuvmiqES-w3yUspYZyAO7Ms0jkV8wG9LO5rb1SCbTYIY64-xGouBykTGTd/s1600-h/Low+Hanging+Pants.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghIKzdlS7flnQOE3aNFJs5jOojer_qn1Kgr-6NM65xu91HADjC8QeBF-dV1p8BsA58OcpgG-hco2HsmQzel0HuvmiqES-w3yUspYZyAO7Ms0jkV8wG9LO5rb1SCbTYIY64-xGouBykTGTd/s400/Low+Hanging+Pants.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367433287651865954" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Now some authorities might argue, that if you are unable to keep your pants from falling down due to massive upper-body apple-shaped obesity, and if you don't what to get busted for wearing low hanging britches, then you should make every effort to lose weight.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">YEAH RIGHT!!!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">There is no law against obesity or being a glutton. The law can't tell us how much we should weigh or how much to eat. We are still free to eat as much as we please, and to get as fat as we please, and if that means having your pants slide halfway down on your butt and exposing your butt-crack, then so be it!!!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">There is a lot of societal hostility toward guys wearing low hanging pants, and some of it is bordering on being absolutely moronic.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiziWBaudZk-VO2YdKtpgCZBvtbEJ4pqmShYA3qpAOuNK2BxCaQXxyuDoW9tWzYttgKgqPhtg0UrZex8qG3ZDwhfyy_jSJwofuQWL3LA3NoZPfvhBwD6Gp5xY0brJhFstdFdfWrH-513jMQ/s1600-h/Low+Hanging+Pants+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiziWBaudZk-VO2YdKtpgCZBvtbEJ4pqmShYA3qpAOuNK2BxCaQXxyuDoW9tWzYttgKgqPhtg0UrZex8qG3ZDwhfyy_jSJwofuQWL3LA3NoZPfvhBwD6Gp5xY0brJhFstdFdfWrH-513jMQ/s400/Low+Hanging+Pants+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367527520172083154" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Again, this does not take into account apple-shaped males who are super morbidly obese, and who can't help it if their pants slide down low.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqFDygVvGNTksVFDIRzmB83axKhDncEwYu-zh_MuM_u-nMZvGt_qLlCRGzL_MJTyCEh_BjvE4dwrHP1GWuNMUs0gr975jvVkbhMECqT73pK_57b1wByHXZpXdkL6WlfWW5KuIkY_aHO5jv/s1600-h/Low+Hanging+Pants+4.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqFDygVvGNTksVFDIRzmB83axKhDncEwYu-zh_MuM_u-nMZvGt_qLlCRGzL_MJTyCEh_BjvE4dwrHP1GWuNMUs0gr975jvVkbhMECqT73pK_57b1wByHXZpXdkL6WlfWW5KuIkY_aHO5jv/s400/Low+Hanging+Pants+4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367528471174940546" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >Fortunately, some states have ruled that the low hanging pants law is unconstitutional, that the state has no right to dictate how we dress.</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >* * * * * * *</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Courts strike down saggy pants law in Florida; ACLU still<br />questions Flint enforcement</span><br /><br />by Bryn Mickle | The Flint Journal<br /><br />Wednesday September 17, 2008, 7:24 PM<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:85%;">FLINT, Michigan -- A southern smackdown of a ban on saggy pants in Florida has provided new ammunition for the fashion battle in Flint. Attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union of Michigan say a Florida judge's rebuke backs up their argument that Flint cops should stop looking for low-riding pants -- although the ruling has no direct impact on local law enforcement.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">A judge in Palm Beach County on Monday called a saggy pants law unconstitutional after a 17-year-old spent the night in jail when police in Riviera Beach stopped him for riding a bike with about 5-inches of underwear exposed. "(The Florida ruling) highlights the incredible Constitutional difficulties with the police practice (in Flint)," said Kary L. Moss, executive director of the ACLU of Michigan.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Acting Flint Police Chief David R. Dicks could not be reached for comment by the Journal on Wednesday. But Dicks was quoted Wednesday on the Detroit Free Press Web site saying the his officers would make arrests "if the pants are at the knees and your underwear is exposed." The edict could eventually land the city in court if Dicks doesn't rescind the order, said the ACLU.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The ACLU has been at odds with Dicks since June when he announced that his officers would arrest people for wearing pants or shorts that exposed their rear ends, calling the fashion "immoral self-expression." The ACLU sent Dicks a letter asking him to stop targeting baggy pants as indecent exposure, but an ACLU attorney said the request was ignored. Flint ACLU attorney Gregory T. Gibbs said people have complained about the Flint policy but said information is still being gathered for a lawsuit.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">"We're working on it," said Gibbs.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Dicks told the Free Press for Wednesday's story that his officers aren't patrolling the streets in search of baggy pants and aren't typically arresting first-time offenders. "We don't want to give kids a record or put them in jail because of their dress style or because they are being disorderly," Dicks told the Free Press.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Mark Fancher, an ACLU attorney in Detroit, said there is a big difference between the situations in Flint and Florida. Unlike the Florida case where voters passed a law against the fashion in March, Fancher said Dicks is trying to stretch a disorderly person ordinance to fit his purposes. "In Flint, we don't have a law (against saggy pants). We have a chief trying to create a law," said Fancher.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">* * * * * * *<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Sagging Pants Law Unconstitutional</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br />Final Call, News Report, Nisa Islam Muhammad, Posted: Oct 07, 2008<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">(FinalCall.com) - Palm Beach Circuit Judge Paul Moyle ruled Sept. 15 that a “sagging pants” ordinance in Riviera Beach, Fla., was unconstitutional after a 17-year-old was arrested and held overnight in jail. “We’re not talking about exposure of buttocks. No! We’re talking about someone who has on pants whose underwear are apparently visible to a police officer who then makes an arrest and the basis is he’s then held overnight, no bond,” said Judge Moyle. Supporters of an ordinance outlawing “sagging pants” gathered 5,000 signatures last March to put a proposed ban to a vote. It passed. “The ordinance was overwhelmingly passed by the citizens,” said Francis Muhammad, Nation of Islam student study group leader in nearby West Palm Beach. “That city is 80 percent Black and the people were just tired of seeing it. The elders and most of the homeowners were just tired of seeing it.” While many cities around the country are enacting ordinances and laws against the widely popular style of dress called “sagging” or “baggy pants,” Riviera Beach, Fla., had the distinction of being the first city to arrest someone for the offense and have the law ruled unconstitutional. With 11 arrests to date, eyes are on Riviera Beach to see what will happen next. Prior to the judge’s ruling, according to the law, anyone whose pants were so low that skin or underwear could be seen faced legal action. The first offense carried a $150 fine or community service. Repeat offenders could have been sentenced to as many as 60 days in jail.</span><br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Low slung pants a national nuisance?</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">In Flint, Mich., Chief of Police David Dicks had a similar negative sentiment about the low pants fashion statement. He announced in June that his officers would start arresting people wearing sagging pants that expose “skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms,” according to media reports. Asked if he was concerned about the Florida ruling, Chief Dicks told reporters that officers will keep making arrests, “if the pants are at the knees and your underwear is exposed. That is disorderly,” Chief Dicks said. “We’re not going to sit here and let that happen in Flint. Some people call it a fad,” Chief Dicks told the Detroit Free Press last summer while patrolling the streets of Flint. “But I believe it’s a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years.” Last summer, the chief said the crime was disorderly conduct or indecent exposure, misdemeanors punishable by 93 days to a year in jail and/or fines up to $500. Chief Dicks, 41, offered an interpretation of the laws: Pants pulled completely below the buttocks with underwear showing is disorderly conduct; saggy pants with skin of the buttocks showing is indecent exposure, and saggy pants, not completely below the buttocks with underwear exposed would merit a warning. Greg Gibbs, lawyer and chair of the ACLU Flint chapter, agreed with the Florida judge’s ruling. “You can’t arrest people because of their style of dress,” he said. “We are concerned that the enforcement of the chief’s memo may lead to some constitutional violations on a case-by-case basis due to the failure of his memo to define what constitutes indecent exposure,” he told reporters. Many also fear the policy could mean targeting of Black youth. “This is not a Black issue. This is an issue that’s all walks of life,” said Chief Dicks, who is Black. “Many people from different ethnic backgrounds and races are doing this fad.” Earlier this year the Department of Justice announced it had reached a settlement resolving allegations of racial discrimination against the owner of Kokoamos Island Bar, Grill and Yacht Club in Virginia Beach. Kokoamos at one point banned patrons who wore braids, twists, cornrows, or dreadlocks, excessively baggy pants and Timberland boots. After complaints of discrimination became public, local station WAVY-TV aired a news report in which two persons wearing the prohibited boots and loose-fitting pants tried to enter the club. One was Black and the other Caucasian. The Caucasian was allowed in, but not the Black patron. Several places have enacted baggy pants bans including localities in Georgia, Louisiana, New Jersey and Illinois. Penalties range from fines or warnings to jail time. Others communities are considering sagging pants bans. Bans have been rejected in Natchitoches, La.; Stratford, Conn.; and Pine Bluff, Ark.</span><br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">* * * * * * *<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">So, there we have it! The ban against wearing low hanging pants is actually unconstitutional. The law discriminated against young blacks who are into the "Hip Hop" look. They like to wear great big baggy pants way down low on their butts, and some like to wear over-sized shirts and they shave their heads. Now if they happen to be somewhat overweight with a round face, then the shaved head and the big baggy clothes makes them look larger and more intimidating.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Of course, many young people who are into the baggy pants and the "Hip Hop" look are not necessarily into street gangs. Some are, but not all. I have known many young people in their teens and 20s who just simply liked the style. Most are basically good kids, and it's just a silly fad like anything else.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">So, not only dose the baggy low hanging pants ban discriminate against some minorities, but the low hanging pants ban also discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with great big massive upper-bodies, because they can't help it if their pants slide down on their butts and showing off their butt-cracks.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">And so, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped greedy and happy glutton who loves to eat massive quantities of food and chug down great quantities of beer, then your belly is going to get bigger and more rounded out and hang down lower and lower over your belt and down over your thighs. Your love-handles are going to get wider and hang down over your hips, and you will eventually get a big roll of fat on your lower back that will protrude out much further than your butt.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">When that happens, you won't be able to find shirts that are large enough to cover your bellybutton and your pants will slide halfway down on your ass exposing your butt-crack. It will be impossible for you to keep your pants up. Eventually your upper-body will become so huge and massive you won't be able to reach around over your love-handles to even put on your pants anymore. Someone else will have to pull your pants up for you. Also, you'll probably won't even be able to bathe yourself anymore and you will even be unable to wipe your own butt! This is exactly what every super supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male glutton hopes to achieve!!!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">When you have achieved the ultimate perfectly apple-shaped super obese male body, then the odds are that you will have become an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease and you will probably have had a couple of heart attacks once you have achieved that absolutely perfect apple-shaped male body.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Then you can file a claim for disability and collect SSI checks from the Government, and you can also claim that the law against low hanging pants is a form of discrimination against people who are disabled.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Also, putting a super morbidly obese insulin dependent apple-shaped diabetic male in the slammer for violating any city ordinances against low hanging pants will only place his life in jeopardy, especially if he's diabetic and has heart disease. Therefore, if you are a super morbidly obese insulin dependent diabetic with heart disease, then you are disabled, and hence, you fall under the protection of the ADA, Americans with Disabilities Act. You can not be discriminated against, therefore, you would have to be exempt from the city ordinance against wearing low hanging pants, because as super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, it's physically impossible for you to keep your pants from sliding down on your ass in the first place and showing off your butt-crack.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">What about wearing a speedo<br />on the beach</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> or at the public<br />swimming pool?</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">There are some people out there who would even like to place a ban on obese males, or males over a certain age wearing speedos, skimpy swim shorts on the beach or at a public swimming pool. But again, that would be age discrimination and discrimination against people who are morbidly obese, and also, discrimination against the disabled, such as super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with diabetes and heart disease.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">And so, to be fair then, either NOBODY is allowed to wear a speedo on the beach or at a public swimming pool, or else, EVERYBODY is allowed to wear a speedo regardless of age or weight or body shape.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">OK, now we've been talking about apple-shapes obese males, but now, what about pear-shaped obese males?<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >APPLE-SHAPED AND PEAR-SHAPED<br />OBESE MEN ON THE BEACH</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Now, I believe that we pear-shaped obese men should wear mostly sissy pants! I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself measuring only 56 inches around my chest, while I measure 64 inches around my waist and about 70 inches around my hips, and 36 inches around my thighs. When I sit down, my hips spread out to almost 80 inches around!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Those of us obese males who are more pear-shaped, we should be wearing big baggy shorts on the beach with wild patterns on them, and sissy pant underneath our regular street pants, but at home, we should just be sitting around the house wearing sissy pants, or pink ruffled under panties. Of course it's not legal to go out in the streets in under panties, but we pear-shaped guys should all wear great big baggy brightly colored sissy pants.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Now why is that? Well, being pear-shaped make us obese males look more effeminate because, like women, pear-shaped obese males also have broad round hips, a big fat ass, big thighs, and a huge lower-belly below the waist, the big groin area hanging down over the thighs, just like most super obese females.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">So, being pear-shaped makes us obese males look more effeminate, and if we happen to be bald on top of out heads, then instead of looking effeminate, we look more infantile because of our bald heads and fat round baby-faces.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below depicts what we super morbidly obese pear-shaped males should be wearing on the beach.<br /></span></div><h3 style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGNJv89QTko0jRuv-I2pE6kUt26R5eL7AXfIKqE7A2SNUIxsRhLC69-d8yvtS893Y7HR1p8oeZHGHW-SWpJCqQxwUlKyxMGedkLp_tnEExHePuCtGvKqKLldyv54BZ5l1j9hXIbbF007rz/s1600-h/Pearman+In+Sissy+Pants.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGNJv89QTko0jRuv-I2pE6kUt26R5eL7AXfIKqE7A2SNUIxsRhLC69-d8yvtS893Y7HR1p8oeZHGHW-SWpJCqQxwUlKyxMGedkLp_tnEExHePuCtGvKqKLldyv54BZ5l1j9hXIbbF007rz/s400/Pearman+In+Sissy+Pants.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373632435086829058" border="0" /></a></span></h3> <div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Every super morbidly obese pear-shaped male should wear shocking-pink or electric-pink shorts with chartreuse polka-dots or any bright colors with wild patterns on them, especially middle-ages bald-headed obese pear-shaped males.</span></span><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Now, unlike obese apple-shaped males, we obese pear-shaped guys are able to wear our pants up high around the waist, so we don't have to worry about going around out in public and showing off our butt-cracks. Also since our upper-bodies are not as large as with apple-shaped guys, we can tuck in our shirts, and so we don't go around showing off our bellybuttons, unless we are on the beach and wearing no shirt. Of course, because of this, we pear-shaped guys don't have as much fun as apple-shaped obese males who go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks, damn it!!! True, we obese males who are pear-shaped live much longer than obese males who are apple-shaped, but we don't have as much fun. The only way we obese pear-shaped guys can enjoy our lives is to assume the more effeminate role in life, to be the more docile and submissive sissified obese little wimp!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below shows some examples of what we pear-shape obese male should be wearing on the beach and at home.<br /></span></div><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6rUzURTOwUC1b2m6NtuzLgM9thz_srG12gt5K7faC7mxzSVVtcB2ZOWK_9-ioNp-GWvMkHiYiCGeZfpQdN6nKsikhjj5Kt4Nkqz16e2nfPzRD0HDIKTtqXUQwBQxvV91yre_AwhMHfTSL/s1600-h/Sissy+Pants.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6rUzURTOwUC1b2m6NtuzLgM9thz_srG12gt5K7faC7mxzSVVtcB2ZOWK_9-ioNp-GWvMkHiYiCGeZfpQdN6nKsikhjj5Kt4Nkqz16e2nfPzRD0HDIKTtqXUQwBQxvV91yre_AwhMHfTSL/s400/Sissy+Pants.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372494530975614450" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">We pear-shaped obese males, we are all are sissified little wimps, especially us middle-aged bald-headed obese guys with plump round baby-faces, we are obese little wimps, and that is what makes us perfectly happy and contented.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Now as for wearing a speedo on the beach . . . well . . . I say that obese pear-shaped males are certainly welcome to try one on, because I believe that ALL obese males should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach. It makes no difference if you are an apple-shaped or a pear-shaped obese male, you should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach, and also, if you happen to be an apple-shaped obese male, then you should not be arrested for wearing low-hanging pants on the streets.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below depicts a super super morbidly obese pear-shaped male wearing a brightly colored speedo on the beach.<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><h3 style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvtVzCFxjyoMPX4BNGW4LgHdG0evGXSWkijfcFKPsXNxrAkfd8W4Det7lmxw3386cnf5PtjYvBm1zRsOiF19msJfz_5G25Z3-w-7CC5ATJRLofruqhhpJtTHv38AdQfv5wbkSe72Sz69Vb/s1600-h/Pearman+In+Speedo.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvtVzCFxjyoMPX4BNGW4LgHdG0evGXSWkijfcFKPsXNxrAkfd8W4Det7lmxw3386cnf5PtjYvBm1zRsOiF19msJfz_5G25Z3-w-7CC5ATJRLofruqhhpJtTHv38AdQfv5wbkSe72Sz69Vb/s400/Pearman+In+Speedo.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373635110095552194" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />In this case, when wearing a speedo, then even a pear-shaped obese male can go around on the beach showing off his butt-crack. But unfortunately, unlike apple-shaped obese males, we pear-shaped obese males, we will never know the pleasures of showing off our bellybuttons and butt-cracks on the public streets, because nobody is allowed to wear a speedo on the streets. A speedo can only be worn on the beach or at a public swimming pool. Only obese apple-shaped males can show off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks out on the streets because they just naturally do so, while merely wearing ordinary streets clothes like pants and shirts. But a pear-shaped obese male would have to wear a speedo in order to show off his butt-crack, and he can only do that while on the beach or at a public swimming pool.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >The next picture below depicts a super super morbidly obese pear-shaped male wearing regular street cloths, a T shirt and short pants.</span><br /></div><h3 style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGzUipdQrlmTYX4R9VW34f0ZvXh5Ei7FhWbIWAULEQy7Aiou6R_4xkRNmBJJrEI4FNVM-B5ECl-KbmMFMqsYyEUBpRqfVykWlsgswquDJnmawNWjl6GQP8CjMtRyK9oErKNcuIeVk0ZmXO/s1600-h/Pearman+In+Red+Shorts.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGzUipdQrlmTYX4R9VW34f0ZvXh5Ei7FhWbIWAULEQy7Aiou6R_4xkRNmBJJrEI4FNVM-B5ECl-KbmMFMqsYyEUBpRqfVykWlsgswquDJnmawNWjl6GQP8CjMtRyK9oErKNcuIeVk0ZmXO/s400/Pearman+In+Red+Shorts.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373640306438247378" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Please click on image above to see</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">a much larger easier to read view</span><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Just like an obese pear-shape female (as most obese females tend to be) the obese pear-shaped male can wear his pants up around his waist so that his ass is covered, and he can tuck in his shirt to cover his belly, and so, the obese pear-shaped male doesn't go around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, Therefore, he doesn't have to worry about getting busted for indecent exposure from wearing low-hanging pants.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The next picture below depicts a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, also wearing the same style street clothes, a T shirt and short pants.</span></span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL-0cXfWe4zhoPHR82bhzo-fjdIWZ0GxgFd5_naBWzPpTLSO4Nb0kyYszpYWInV_pxJa5TXNR_xKs6enRRNHJgvnAZvlZaz2bebgC9LlHFiAqseuCbiYCKiFwjBaH_o4DUkqe3BIXrw0cf/s1600-h/Apple+Boy+In+Red+Shorts.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL-0cXfWe4zhoPHR82bhzo-fjdIWZ0GxgFd5_naBWzPpTLSO4Nb0kyYszpYWInV_pxJa5TXNR_xKs6enRRNHJgvnAZvlZaz2bebgC9LlHFiAqseuCbiYCKiFwjBaH_o4DUkqe3BIXrw0cf/s400/Apple+Boy+In+Red+Shorts.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373642963547531906" border="0" /></a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >Please click on image above to see</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >a much larger easier to read view</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >Notice how his huge round belly hangs down over the front of his short pants and down to his knees, that his shorts are completely covered under his low hanging belly so that as seen from the front view, he looks as though he as no pants on at all. Also notice that his love-handles hang down over his hips, and that he has a great big roll of fat on his lower back protrudes out much further than his butt. As a result, his pants slide about half-way down on his butt, and he is unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover his belly, so he can't help it if he goes around out in public on the streets showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, therefore, he should not be arrested for indecent exposure, because he can't help himself. That is why any city ordinance against wearing low-hanging pants should be ruled as unconstitutional, because in the case of the apple-shaped obese male, showing off the bellybutton and the butt-crack is clearly unavoidable.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >Now, being somewhat pear-shaped myself, I actually envy the super obese apple-shaped male, because only the apple-shape obese male knows the absolute pleasure of showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public. True, obese males who are apple-shaped do not live as long as us obese people who are pear-shaped. The apple-shaped obese male usually dies at a much younger age than us great big fat-ass pear-shaped obese males, but they have a lot more fun during their much shorter lives, so I still envy the apple-shaped obese male.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >Now the next picture below depicts how a pear-shaped obese male would have to deliberately put on a shirt that is way too short for him, and how he would deliberately have to pull his pants down low on his hips if he wanted show off his bellybutton and butt-crack.</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8CCe7jqeqwC9Z2Beqh-Sm2oubKLE3bxCivAkyNF8UsY_R9ZN7qgMmSq6X0cpkA_VMLFxivJqLKG9gHsHYqCdTNIHGOyvs5f0mU9snvDNft_nMKmPOCxodzWvEE8JC_2aXA8ZdxQ5OJECt/s1600-h/Pearman+In+Low-hanging+Red+Shorts.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8CCe7jqeqwC9Z2Beqh-Sm2oubKLE3bxCivAkyNF8UsY_R9ZN7qgMmSq6X0cpkA_VMLFxivJqLKG9gHsHYqCdTNIHGOyvs5f0mU9snvDNft_nMKmPOCxodzWvEE8JC_2aXA8ZdxQ5OJECt/s400/Pearman+In+Low-hanging+Red+Shorts.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373643501766940642" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >What the apple-shaped obese male just naturally does quite unintentionally, which is, showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public, the pear-shaped obese male would have to do deliberately. The pear-shaped obese male would have to deliberately put on a T-shirt that is not large enough to completely cover his belly, and he would have to deliberately pull his pants down low on his broad hips to expose his butt if he wanted to go around out on the streets to publicly show off his bellybutton and butt-crack, as the apple-shaped morbidly obese male just does naturally.</span><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">But, the law would probably take a rather dim view of that. The pear-shaped obese male would far more likely get arrested for indecent exposure for showing off his butt-crack than the obese apple-shaped male, because the apple-shaped male is not able to keep his pants from sliding half-way down on his butt, so he can't help it, whereas the pear-shaped obese male is perfectly capable of wearing his pants up higher around his waist to cover his ass, therefore, the pear-shaped obese male might be considered to be without excuse.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">That's probably how the law might view it. Yeah! That sucks!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">But I say, that would still be unconstitutional, because if an obese apple-shaped male might be excused for wearing low-hanging pants and unintentionally exposing his butt-crack, then the obese pear-shaped male should also not be busted either, not even for deliberately pulling his pants down low to intentionally expose his butt-crack.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next four pictures in series below is a cartoon adventure of Apple Boy And Pear Man while walking down town. both of them are going around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks when the encounter a police officer.<br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >THE ADVENTURES OF APPLE BOY</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >AND PEAR MAN DOWN TOWN</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The much older Pear Man is jealous and envious of his much younger friend, Apple Boy, because Apple boy goes around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack while Pear Man can wear his pants up much higher around his waist and has no problem tucking in his shirts.</span><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Apple Boy is bald on top of his head while he is only 25 years old! He's an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic, and he already has had three heart attacks, while Pear Man is 62 years old, still has a full head of hair, and is still in good health, and yet, he is still jealous and envious of his much younger friend, Apple Boy, because Apple Boy has more fun.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">So then, one day, Pear Man decides to put on a shirt that is too small for him, and deliberately pulls his pants down low on his hips, so that he too may show off his bellybutton and butt-crack, and then, he even shaves the top of his head so that he is bald just like his younger friend, Apple Boy, so that he may also have the fun of looking ridiculous out in public like his much younger friend, Apple boy!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">And so, Apple Boy and Pear Man go out together walking down town, having fun, until they encounter a police officer walking his beat in the down town area. Thus begins their adventure.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">In the first picture below, as our two heros are out walking around down town, they encounter a police officer walking his beat in the down town area. The cop then tells Apple Boy in the blue shirt to go home and get some pants on, or else, he else will get arrested for indecent exposure. But Apple Boy says that he is wearing some short pants, it's only that his shorts are not visible because his huge round belly hangs down to his knees and down over the front his shorts so that his shorts hidden under his low hanging belly. Pear Man then tells Apple Boy to turn and show the officer that he is wearing some shorts.<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-3ath918AYGuGIYO-xkA2tGhoWsBNnjulry5DXWQBs_zd1LEXSyFl5x1QZJ8saebuwIWrxlPdytP0b9KioaLZEaA0-j7o21_d1Wo0RdsTL4OsOEOT_LPR1xXMzH2Ni7oCz8tVtqm9gfFE/s1600-h/Apple+Boy+And+Pear+Man+Down+Town+01.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-3ath918AYGuGIYO-xkA2tGhoWsBNnjulry5DXWQBs_zd1LEXSyFl5x1QZJ8saebuwIWrxlPdytP0b9KioaLZEaA0-j7o21_d1Wo0RdsTL4OsOEOT_LPR1xXMzH2Ni7oCz8tVtqm9gfFE/s400/Apple+Boy+And+Pear+Man+Down+Town+01.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374294976106105714" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />In the second picture below, when Apple Boy turns around, the cops then sees that Apple Boy is in fact wearing shorts, so the cop then allows our pair of intrepid heros to be on their way. They're in a big hurry to get to the All You Can Eat Buffet across the street.</span><br /></div><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWLztCyP64WtRuhHF9b2XNJws9pTRRte3mjkZrC1wLPRCOH5b1cuj7_Z4raeOqecsGaDmUYnM-V8OH66GvZC47vH36wtWyT5LZ1_Tz4vuleB3DGLteTDlClfYlow3GnSMA9ZwKM1RX4qW5/s1600-h/Apple+Boy+And+Pear+Man+Down+Town+02.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWLztCyP64WtRuhHF9b2XNJws9pTRRte3mjkZrC1wLPRCOH5b1cuj7_Z4raeOqecsGaDmUYnM-V8OH66GvZC47vH36wtWyT5LZ1_Tz4vuleB3DGLteTDlClfYlow3GnSMA9ZwKM1RX4qW5/s400/Apple+Boy+And+Pear+Man+Down+Town+02.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374297103734484962" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">In the third picture below, the cop allows our pair of intrepid heros to be on their way. But then, as they turn around to walk (or waddle) away, the cop then notices that Pear Man is wearing his shorts down way too low on his great big fat ass exposing his butt-crack for all the world to see! So the cop hollers out to the Pear Man in the green shirt to pull his shorts back up or else he will get busted for indecent exposure. But Apple Boy is also wearing his shorts down low on his ass, and also exposing his butt-crack as well, but for some reason, the cops hollers out only to Pear Man while ignoring Apple Boy.<br /></span></div><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWGqB5LSjDV_OLzjcJXUJIQ_Dp7KVXQoT4bjebCFbEthML5fb5rJCV8d7lripS_JrjkLtgcG5PBK883MR7rR8UkYeOPpgGirJ9ah4gcLFggbXnl-K9kRkZgOLhro7apILXDZY3aHGFXfHB/s1600-h/Apple+Boy+And+Pear+Man+Down+Town+03.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWGqB5LSjDV_OLzjcJXUJIQ_Dp7KVXQoT4bjebCFbEthML5fb5rJCV8d7lripS_JrjkLtgcG5PBK883MR7rR8UkYeOPpgGirJ9ah4gcLFggbXnl-K9kRkZgOLhro7apILXDZY3aHGFXfHB/s400/Apple+Boy+And+Pear+Man+Down+Town+03.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374297652376420146" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">And finally, in the fourth picture below, Pear Man asks the police officer why only he must pull his shorts up and why the cop doesn't tell his partner, Apple Boy, to also pull his shorts up. The cop then points out to Pear Man that his friend can't help it if his shorts slides down on his butt because of his low hanging belly, but the cop says to Pear Man the he is perfectly capable of wearing his shorts up much higher, therefore, Pear Man has no excuse for wearing his shorts down too low.<br /></span></div><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHlkjVaM0zP8jD2iCkgyIbGjpXXxhsqGJO9lLyUPm9yk4iSLAYib0jvxO9xEtaxbOh_rgoDSRE78DIUmcO83YdrzHCzeIcITa4zz7BOBINom4ER9843tlvL5W3ccLO81d1EbHfsZWNtRX3/s1600-h/Apple+Boy+And+Pear+Man+Down+Town+04.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHlkjVaM0zP8jD2iCkgyIbGjpXXxhsqGJO9lLyUPm9yk4iSLAYib0jvxO9xEtaxbOh_rgoDSRE78DIUmcO83YdrzHCzeIcITa4zz7BOBINom4ER9843tlvL5W3ccLO81d1EbHfsZWNtRX3/s400/Apple+Boy+And+Pear+Man+Down+Town+04.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374299332211293570" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">So, here's the situation . . . Apple Boy is allowed to wear his shorts down low on his butt, exposing his butt-crack, but Pear Man is not allowed to do the same. Pear Man must pull his shorts up just simply because he can, but Apple Boy is not told to pull his shorts up, simply because he can't.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">But I believe this is unfair to Pear Man!!!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">If Apple Boy is allowed to wear his shorts down low on his butt, and show off his butt-crack, then Pear Man must also be allowed to wear his shorts way down low on his great big fat ass! Pear Man must also be allowed to show off his butt-crack, even in public, as Apple Boy is allowed to publicly expose his butt-crack.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">So, the police officer, as depicted in the above cartoon, he is discriminating against Pear Man, because Pear Man should be allowed the same freedom as Apple Boy. Either that, or nobody is allowed to wear low hanging pants out on the streets. But again, that would still be discrimination against morbidly obese Apple Boys with diabetes and heart disease. Apple-boy would be unable to get out of his home and go out to conduct business, such as shopping or eating in restaurants like everybody else.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Therefore, EVERYBODY should be allowed to go out into the streets wearing low-hanging pants, even if it means exposing their butt-cracks. As long as people don't expose their genitals, then merely exposing the butt-crack should not be classified as indecent exposure by the law, because super morbidly obese Apple Boys with diabetes and heart disease would be discriminated against, and then, the law would be in violation of the ADA, Americans with Disabilities Act. And so, morbidly obese Apple Boys should be allowed to go out into the streets wearing low-hanging pants, since it's impossible for them to pull their pants up, in which case, EVERYBODY should be allowed to wear low-hanging pant out in public.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">We now return to the subject of wearing a speedo on the beach . . .<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">As I had mentioned previously, I believe that even the most super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male should be allowed to wear a speedo or even a thong on the beach, even if his huge round belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs, and even his speedo is completely hidden under his belly so that as seen from the front, he appears to have nothing on! Well, I don't care, he should still be allowed to wear a speedo!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Also, a super super super morbidly obese pear-shaped female should even be allowed to wear a skimpy bikini on the beach! We fat people should have the same civil rights as everybody else in the USA. It is wrong to discriminate against people regardless of race, age, sex, or even body-type, all forms of discrimination are wrong, even discrimination against us fat people, so let us fatties go out and wear speedos, sissy-pants, and bikinis on the beach, and all of us obese guys, either apple-shaped or pear-shape, was should also hit the city streets wearing shirts that are too short to cover our bellies, and wear our pants half-way down on our butts, and show off our bellybuttons and butt-cracks!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below depicts what I would truly love to see! The perfect pear-shape super obese female on the beach in a skimpy bikini!<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirWk3NZpDLkpiEDHKOhk61xXg8qRMtjyKg0c9GdKueuYhYnR8k7O5lmUZQMt97ki1K-hNjgjNGffEkYNvBTxQRMYDHZdIqOSqH8wZntr9wsgT_gqSQLMiaeeS2VnlehaW4EF8kw1dNVCLr/s1600-h/Giant+Butt.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirWk3NZpDLkpiEDHKOhk61xXg8qRMtjyKg0c9GdKueuYhYnR8k7O5lmUZQMt97ki1K-hNjgjNGffEkYNvBTxQRMYDHZdIqOSqH8wZntr9wsgT_gqSQLMiaeeS2VnlehaW4EF8kw1dNVCLr/s400/Giant+Butt.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375880312406281554" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Here we have seen a good example the absolute perfect pear-shaped obese female! Her broad round hips and her great big butt are more than twice as wide as her shoulders. Her thighs, and even her lower legs are bigger around than her chest! Now, I have seen a few pear-shaped females who had thighs bigger around than the chest. But I have not yet seen a female who's lower legs were also bigger around then the chest. But if a pear-shaped female could gain enough weight to cause her lower legs to become bigger around than her chest, then she will have achieved ultimate perfection. The perfect female body!!!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Also, the perfect pear-shaped obese female has a big ass so huge that she is not able to reach around behind to wipe her own butt, so she must either use a toilet paper holder on a long stick, or else, have someone wipe her butt for her. Therefore, she should live like a queen and have servants who will wipe her butt for her and to bather her and to even help her to get her clothes on.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The same should hold true for all of us supper super morbidly obese fatties, whether we be male or female, apple-shaped or pear-shaped, we should all be treated like Royalty! Fat is actually, Royal Flesh!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The perfect apple-shaped obese male would have both the upper arms and the forearms being bigger around than his hips! Now, I have actually seen some obese apple-shaped guys who had arms that are bigger around than the legs, but I have not yet seen an apple-shaped obese male with his arms being bigger around than his hips. Since upper-body fat is far more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat, then any apple-shape male with arms bigger around than the legs has already developed Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease and has probably had a heart attack at some time during his life. So it is probably highly unlikely that some guy could gain enough weight on his upper-body until his arms were bigger around than his hips. And even if he could achieve that ultimate perfection of having both his upper arms and forearms bigger around than his hips, then he probably won't live more than a couple of years after he had achieved that ultimate apple-shaped obese male perfection. And so, the perfect apple-shaped obese male body is truly a body to die for!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Also, the perfect apple-shaped obese male, if his huge massive upper-body hangs down low enough, that is, if his belly hangs down lower than his knees, and if his love-handles hang down over his hips and down below his hips, and he has a great big roll of fat on his lower back protruding out further than his butt and hanging down over his butt, then just like the obese pear-shape female, the obese apple-shaped male will also be unable to wipe his own butt, or bathe himself or even put on his own clothes. In fact, it would be physically impossible for anyone to even put a pair of pants on him because it would be physically impossible for anyone to lift up the belly, love-handles, and the lower-back-fat up high enough to put his pants on for him, or to even wipe his butt for him or to bathe him, so unlike the super super morbidly obese pear-shaped female who can still wear pants or a bikini, the supper supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male will be unable to wear any pants at all, so he would just have to stay at home sitting around the house in the nude.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">So, the perfect pear-shaped super morbidly obese female can still wear clothes, even though she might need help from other people getting them on, and to bathe her, and to wipe her great big butt for her.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">But in the case of the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male, it would be impossible for anyone to put clothes on him, or to bathe him, or for anyone to wipe his butt for him, because his lower-body would be entirely concealed under his huge massive low hanging upper-body. He would have to go undressed, unwashed, and unwiped!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Therefore, the perfect pear-shaped obese female can still wear clothes and have her personal hygiene maintained by servants, while the perfect apple-shaped obese male would be unable to wear clothes and it will be impossible of other people to help him with his personal hygiene, so he would just fill the room with his strong musky male body odor. This is the price one must pay for apple-shaped obese male perfection!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below depicts a super super super obese pear-shaped male and female couple on the beach. Both the male and female are pear-shaped.<br /></span></div><h3 style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUWB9XmFMCv-edis2JU1_eBBZZVFBB7hutkJBiwtD_-tayE3NkK0TLcllTK9bdSN_6wGwTh5AF7RlJx16mB1zUM8YbaYscCMKUyYE9Wqo0G79cplImqa28FC-x8cN1pD7S_1xtWg-ZKRya/s1600-h/Pear-shaped+Obese+Couple+On+The+Beach.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUWB9XmFMCv-edis2JU1_eBBZZVFBB7hutkJBiwtD_-tayE3NkK0TLcllTK9bdSN_6wGwTh5AF7RlJx16mB1zUM8YbaYscCMKUyYE9Wqo0G79cplImqa28FC-x8cN1pD7S_1xtWg-ZKRya/s400/Pear-shaped+Obese+Couple+On+The+Beach.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375578521748200978" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >As usual, click on image above for a much larger view.</span><br /></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Here is our cute middle-aged married couple, Mr and Mrs Pear on the beach. Mr Pear is 58 years old and his younger wife Mrs Pear is 53 years old. Despite their obesity, both are in good health, because obese people who are pear-shaped are much healthier and live much longer lives than obese people who are apple-shaped.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below depicts a super super super obese apple-shaped male and female couple on the beach. Both the male and female are apple-shaped.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpsXN_KXb6y7sYS0V1V8meRsfzudQ4YwXGDDFES8KD7YdxPLpBJ4RMv16mOVaA_LQCMY8TiScXTCK4PZyrOotira502O6Qc1RUW8GMPEVjIiQonigJ8A54wqync5-bnp96M8FpNcuFRd3b/s1600-h/Apple-shaped+Obese+Couple+On+The+Beach.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpsXN_KXb6y7sYS0V1V8meRsfzudQ4YwXGDDFES8KD7YdxPLpBJ4RMv16mOVaA_LQCMY8TiScXTCK4PZyrOotira502O6Qc1RUW8GMPEVjIiQonigJ8A54wqync5-bnp96M8FpNcuFRd3b/s400/Apple-shaped+Obese+Couple+On+The+Beach.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375581347782590786" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">As usual, click on image above for a much larger view.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Here is our much younger married couple, Mr and Mrs Apple on the beach. In this picture, we see Mr Apple apple at the age of 25 about a month before he died from his third and final heart attack which took place about 3 months after his 25th birthday. His wife, Mrs Apple is 7 years older at the age of 32 and so far she has had one heart attack when she was 29 years old. Obese people who are apple-shaped do not live as long as obese people who are pear-shaped, because upper-body fat greatly increases the risk of having insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. Both Mr Apple and Mrs pear have Type 2 Diabetes and need to use insulin, and they both have been diagnosed with heart disease.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Of course, Mr and Mrs Apple were a perfectly happy couple living their lives of greedy gluttony going out every day together and hitting the All You Can Eat Buffets across town. They loved food and the loved being obese and growing fatter and fatter with each passing day.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Mr Apple got married to his wife when he was 18 and she was 25 and before they became too fat to have sexual intercourse they had two kids. It was a year after they were married they had a girl and a year later a boy. Then they become too fat to have sex anymore. When Mister apple died at the age of 25, their daughter was 6 years old and their son was 5 years old. Both kids became super obese. Their 6 year old daughter weighed 320 pounds and their 5 year old son weighed 380 pounds. Both kids were apple-shaped even at that young age. They had short fat little legs and fat little butts but their arms were fatter than their legs, and they had great big round bellies. The 6 year old daughter, her belly hung down to her knees, and the 5 year old son, his belly hung down below his knees. Both kids were just barely able to walk, and they could only walk about in their house, having to sit down to rest after taking only 10 to 20 steps. They were unable to run around to play outdoors like other children so they just sat around in the living room watching TV and playing video games, and eating all day long. Those two little kids got a good head start in their life of greedy gluttony and super super super morbid obesity, setting a new world's record for being the fattest children ever! But they were one happy family. One happy fat family! One happy super super super obese family!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">But now, Mr Apple is no longer with us. He was only 20 years old when he had is first heart attack, 23 when he had is second heart attack, and 25 when he had is third and final hear attack from which he had died. So now, it's up to Mrs Apple to raise her two fat little kids.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Mr Apple did have a lot of fun during his short life. He and his wife, both being apple-shaped with their fat arms bigger around than their legs, low hanging bellies hanging down to their knees, love-handles hanging down over their hips, and great big rolls of fat on their lower-backs protruding further than their butts, they were both unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover their low hanging bellies, and they both went around out in public, walking the streets with their pants half-way down on their butts, having fun, showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks, and mooning the world around them.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">As I have mentioned so many times before, being apple-shaped is far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped. Being apple-shaped greatly increases the risk of getting insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. But then, super super super morbidly obese people who are apple-shaped have a lot more fun during their short lives. The get to go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Now, along with some cities enacting local city ordinances against wearing low-hanging pants on the streets, there are some so-called medical experts who advocate that plus-size clothing have warning labels on them.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Yeah! That's right! warning labels on extra large clothing warning about the health risks and dangers of being obese. This has been going on mostly in the UK which is well know for their Nanny State mentality.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />here is an article from a web site at:<br /><br />http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20935305-1702,00.html<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">MDs want obesity helplines on clothes</span><br /><br />AAP December 15, 2006 09:47pm<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">LARGE-sized clothing should carry tags with an obesity helpline number, a British Medical Journal report has said.</span><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:85%;">The report, compiled by a group of public health professionals, has recommended the phone numbers be placed on tags on women's garments sized 16 and above, and on those with a waist measurement of more than 100 centimetres ( 39 inches) for men.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Clothes with waist measurements of more than 92cm (36 in) for boys and 79cm (31 in) for girls should also have the helpline number, the report has said. The report has warned that rising levels of obesity could bankrupt Britain's National Health Service (NHS) if left unchecked.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><br />Obesity treatment accounts for 9 per cent of the NHS budget.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Other measures recommended by the report to combat the problem include banning the placement of sweets near shop checkouts and at children's eye level, taxing processed foods high in sugar or saturated fat and allowing new urban roads only if they include cycle lanes. "Medical practice must adapt to the current epidemic of obesity and nutrition-related diseases," the report has said."The profession must unite the forces of public health and acute services to generate sustainable changes in food and lifestyles: matters at the heart of our cultural identities."</span><br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >* * * * * * *</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />YEAH RIGHT!!!<br /><br />Warning labels on extra large clothing? What next?<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Again, if the law is to be fair to everybody, then they should also put warning labels on small size clothing as well, such as a size 4 or smaller like a size 2 or a size zero! And recently they even came out with a size -2, negative size numbers if you can believe that. These super small sizes in clothing should also have warning labels on them warning about the dangers of Anorexia, because so many teenagers have bee deliberately starving themselves to get down to the more fashionable smaller sizes.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below shows clothing, T-shirts and shorts, for the regular average sized male, the healthy obese pear-shaped male, and the unhealthy obese apple-shaped greedy diabetic male glutton with heart disease.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWOnbXSsVN__9bP2vrYy6fN74qjR_Ra0gNyb8mf4d4dND8_Shpnuq-njUK9EKHzXNf2wycbZ9D95x0BKFdqW2ziythxPG5sJ1Dd3mSpf8fGoEoQ_b-LiK4E7yRrXbmkuAcK9q5qdB3AlR-/s1600-h/Clothing.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 233px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWOnbXSsVN__9bP2vrYy6fN74qjR_Ra0gNyb8mf4d4dND8_Shpnuq-njUK9EKHzXNf2wycbZ9D95x0BKFdqW2ziythxPG5sJ1Dd3mSpf8fGoEoQ_b-LiK4E7yRrXbmkuAcK9q5qdB3AlR-/s400/Clothing.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375880843290615378" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">OK, if they're going to put warning labels on large size clothing, then it should only be on super-sized shirts, because a pear-shaped obese male who wears smaller shirts and great big fat-ass pants is going to live much longer than an apple-shaped obese male who wears great big super-sized T shirts and little shorts. Face it Apple Boy! If you have so much fat on your huge massive upper-body that one of your shirt sleeves is bigger around than your shorts, then you're not long for this world! If your arms are bigger around than your hips, then you probably have only about six months to a year at the most to live before your heart finally gives out on you and then you'll finally go to that great All You Can Eat Buffet in the sky!<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br />Now, here are some real-life photos of obese apple-shaped and pear-shaped men and women.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Photos of pear-shaped men. They do exist you know!</span><br /><br /></span></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiilP9w62cCbfP9QUPyaszMTF5AxkJcGlAzPxvh9aukwGEk8eNCaaYmix8MN-KdR6-ob_b98z4Sdlpu97dAuEr5JLn-UE0WX4BnMpavfiDDb4tLKG3FbYXH6dMAnDb6UMq4uS8YJ8YJku81/s1600-h/Big+Butt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 279px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiilP9w62cCbfP9QUPyaszMTF5AxkJcGlAzPxvh9aukwGEk8eNCaaYmix8MN-KdR6-ob_b98z4Sdlpu97dAuEr5JLn-UE0WX4BnMpavfiDDb4tLKG3FbYXH6dMAnDb6UMq4uS8YJ8YJku81/s400/Big+Butt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376027046437560306" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">I like this one. Father and son out fishing on a nice sunny afternoon.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu7IRyJP6wm_5IivfZaKraHRxTbyZ-o6TziSr5wnXNtRUcvwSwIHmArzAKwad_QkDIxoEWlp6JrpeGkC5NBoV6IgLP6UWD4j3qSG0s214FwOlVXvTJDujlZwuXKW6S_epEcOs5OfBsdFta/s1600-h/Big+Butt+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 186px; height: 215px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu7IRyJP6wm_5IivfZaKraHRxTbyZ-o6TziSr5wnXNtRUcvwSwIHmArzAKwad_QkDIxoEWlp6JrpeGkC5NBoV6IgLP6UWD4j3qSG0s214FwOlVXvTJDujlZwuXKW6S_epEcOs5OfBsdFta/s400/Big+Butt+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376027292798287810" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Another typical pear-shaped male.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_SK8HDjy6KUBjVf8M8obx81finUdELlk0n7kW5k2S2ixTX9KOgMAii4Ab_v2rkmc6wUanPN2s5qgWRWGj5Sq_0xvm-HDWG_SootUYmYUe6mHKaI4VnZ8dl04mXdaePZPofgkmNvqqEyrC/s1600-h/Big+Butt+4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 271px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_SK8HDjy6KUBjVf8M8obx81finUdELlk0n7kW5k2S2ixTX9KOgMAii4Ab_v2rkmc6wUanPN2s5qgWRWGj5Sq_0xvm-HDWG_SootUYmYUe6mHKaI4VnZ8dl04mXdaePZPofgkmNvqqEyrC/s400/Big+Butt+4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376027968555800914" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">And another typical pear-shaped male.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfy3C9scqouG35XW8jUxQoBKR94HE1pYEvog6iIfIiX4R-WuiAjt2mLC60K1wH-w0Sno_ZMKwqiAkFODeq5Vi94TQJAS1CFgVM3qCLMMPAjEmB_b1ROiYyTTsLdiCk3f9OoXzHFU3CYAuk/s1600-h/Big+Butt+3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 215px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfy3C9scqouG35XW8jUxQoBKR94HE1pYEvog6iIfIiX4R-WuiAjt2mLC60K1wH-w0Sno_ZMKwqiAkFODeq5Vi94TQJAS1CFgVM3qCLMMPAjEmB_b1ROiYyTTsLdiCk3f9OoXzHFU3CYAuk/s400/Big+Butt+3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376027494201736194" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Sometimes obese pear-shaped males take on a more effeminate appearance.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgXUD52sSCgWnrr_2HrvVvkiGLQYZKpiZjq1CJQi7gjrSQAt199ZDv9hK6DE_KKEE8Oc7zzNlufkDjPtSpM6tIguxOgwVFQ11GKDKMXZ3c9hOL_-dnS8nW8vO-ViplMmyzOqEzbPNGZ_xT/s1600-h/fatguythong2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 370px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgXUD52sSCgWnrr_2HrvVvkiGLQYZKpiZjq1CJQi7gjrSQAt199ZDv9hK6DE_KKEE8Oc7zzNlufkDjPtSpM6tIguxOgwVFQ11GKDKMXZ3c9hOL_-dnS8nW8vO-ViplMmyzOqEzbPNGZ_xT/s400/fatguythong2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376035151224064578" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >This obese pear-shaped male has broad hips and big thighs like pear-shaped females have.</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilTqBFmCWEpeIde6zhArQCdyYQGSd5CHwngg_GXqNXLHlM8MRyn5GD-feihPJsF6OSDXVME5l69ky5hC3QWkpdluMs0h8Jxdvl7rdIJDCmoW6pBuqujwqNRX9orQ986VQlWl1QYdCzbi0L/s1600-h/hotshit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 287px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilTqBFmCWEpeIde6zhArQCdyYQGSd5CHwngg_GXqNXLHlM8MRyn5GD-feihPJsF6OSDXVME5l69ky5hC3QWkpdluMs0h8Jxdvl7rdIJDCmoW6pBuqujwqNRX9orQ986VQlWl1QYdCzbi0L/s400/hotshit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376039190829704594" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Here is another pear-shaped obese male with broad hips. If he were wearing a shirt and grew his hair long, then he could easily be mistaken for a fat woman. Now I think he looks really cool!!!<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNmclJFo4mVpB9VL57V2NXptYgb4tyYk_V1RYdsPR3VKMJtuQ9RWaYcTnFgm73il-4qdu02Roajz1kasPfr0s5uXhtGV51lThwuZ5uHBUn5-3dev0rnRwphe-dgif0gx-Vw5Jo_OMMd4cC/s1600-h/Old+Fat+Guy+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNmclJFo4mVpB9VL57V2NXptYgb4tyYk_V1RYdsPR3VKMJtuQ9RWaYcTnFgm73il-4qdu02Roajz1kasPfr0s5uXhtGV51lThwuZ5uHBUn5-3dev0rnRwphe-dgif0gx-Vw5Jo_OMMd4cC/s400/Old+Fat+Guy+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376040825941529554" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">When ever you see obese people living to an old age, they tend to be more pear-shaped. Obese males who are apple-shaped usually do not live as long as pear-shaped males.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfQCPutkMK8mOUlZm5uW9O5jCTDsyBaviKDRQlVzcl2MXJrJV6zA3ExrJ5I4wEDoe2h5uCsvUyH3eGyYY-EAQbcvjWbWi3YYjWJikmUXaVFf2TTRy-UVKCpTatxrZDtqyjyoNDovK2Q6Wd/s1600-h/obese_men.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 384px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfQCPutkMK8mOUlZm5uW9O5jCTDsyBaviKDRQlVzcl2MXJrJV6zA3ExrJ5I4wEDoe2h5uCsvUyH3eGyYY-EAQbcvjWbWi3YYjWJikmUXaVFf2TTRy-UVKCpTatxrZDtqyjyoNDovK2Q6Wd/s400/obese_men.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376040150112889666" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">This photo looks familiar. I believe it was taken from one of those afternoon TV talkshows and the black dude is some famous weight loss "expert" and diet Guru. I think he should just mind his own damn business and leave us fatties alone!<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMAbnnWn6gbNgPXPISjVsr5iiWeI8FEiRrTD7WhIn2HyOxKXRV1XvkxuUwTt6tP8rq96Bf7rrFRlrnAqsTUOfng-UDtDqDSZ7JV6L_bcMPFScVlM03sNqFn35rzuGu7B6L_sz1RA47_43l/s1600-h/Fat+Man+900+Pounds.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 355px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMAbnnWn6gbNgPXPISjVsr5iiWeI8FEiRrTD7WhIn2HyOxKXRV1XvkxuUwTt6tP8rq96Bf7rrFRlrnAqsTUOfng-UDtDqDSZ7JV6L_bcMPFScVlM03sNqFn35rzuGu7B6L_sz1RA47_43l/s400/Fat+Man+900+Pounds.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376033437413567490" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >This guy is not exactly pear-shaped, but he's not exactly apple-shaped either. He has both a large upper-body and a large lower-body so he is big all over. His fat is more evenly distributed throughout his body so he is somewhere between being apple-shape and pear-shaped, or what is called proportional.</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6RtFzjui3ICN7YwT8OP6loHxfulDMCzoswij1SA5irzzECggEA0XNDFbKKdG36NR3o79xdJYXWAph_6Wompd5LhBWG0y9hst7jF10FVrj2zH4KkMjeNi49wSuEDl0bcZzGIXrRHNxfWzJ/s1600-h/whh4dy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 324px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6RtFzjui3ICN7YwT8OP6loHxfulDMCzoswij1SA5irzzECggEA0XNDFbKKdG36NR3o79xdJYXWAph_6Wompd5LhBWG0y9hst7jF10FVrj2zH4KkMjeNi49wSuEDl0bcZzGIXrRHNxfWzJ/s400/whh4dy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376041997368150354" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >I think we fat guys look really cool wearing kilts! To bad kilts are not popular here in the USA as they are in the UK. Pear-shaped fat men should all wear kilts.</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Photos of pear-shaped women<br />with some extreme examples<br />of really huge thighs!</span><br /><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisx64g5sjZLyMJvtWCfHYvACAF5uYyK2HcaVAXZ7XUloLei9rfaYqpIiIBrBFIcZ4dLJsODJUnohW05mwNde4muBUuAm359rcbCg0QzD4zw1PVA9qnWp57KpuOZns2yDji5LjaiX0v-sQy/s1600-h/nice+gams+gammy.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 377px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisx64g5sjZLyMJvtWCfHYvACAF5uYyK2HcaVAXZ7XUloLei9rfaYqpIiIBrBFIcZ4dLJsODJUnohW05mwNde4muBUuAm359rcbCg0QzD4zw1PVA9qnWp57KpuOZns2yDji5LjaiX0v-sQy/s400/nice+gams+gammy.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376039762769615122" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">WOW! Nice legs Grandma! Actually, It's hard to guess her age. I would say she's in her 60s because of her gray hair, but her skin is so soft and smooth almost like baby skin. If it weren't for her gray hair I would say she's in her 30s. She looks ageless! Sometimes we fat people take on an other-worldly kind of appearance, like we exist outside of time, because sometimes it's hard to guess a fat person's age by appearance alone. I have seen fat people in their 70s and 80s who had an infantile appearance. We fat people sometimes look like beings from some alternate world or parallel universe.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsWpkY4RolR5u6m0LK8dCup9vGzVbwHWgXoe5j6cDfUsEEE1iUx4cXqyPMelZ0SJsc-rS7MgN6Vbyw1Ko2oJpi9NDes5XQiWQ4XL0cmaZf6tQ4KkZILQNmeVu6EyEjr-suXRhQVupktbRH/s1600-h/fatt5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 295px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsWpkY4RolR5u6m0LK8dCup9vGzVbwHWgXoe5j6cDfUsEEE1iUx4cXqyPMelZ0SJsc-rS7MgN6Vbyw1Ko2oJpi9NDes5XQiWQ4XL0cmaZf6tQ4KkZILQNmeVu6EyEjr-suXRhQVupktbRH/s400/fatt5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376035853100274354" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">A typical pear-shaped lady with really broad hips and a small upper-body.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrWXK3pMzatM67bFci-cuke5cVp3R4ezY6p91N9JMpDgWHVfqNMX_cRDOi3UqwlDaHS65d9QXcWJIC-AFZRZLFwu4es3Ry_OHSf-WCgfvmD5cmAeWtR_oqtQZwm30NGor-Fe9aXZnGvsYl/s1600-h/Fat+Butt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 390px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrWXK3pMzatM67bFci-cuke5cVp3R4ezY6p91N9JMpDgWHVfqNMX_cRDOi3UqwlDaHS65d9QXcWJIC-AFZRZLFwu4es3Ry_OHSf-WCgfvmD5cmAeWtR_oqtQZwm30NGor-Fe9aXZnGvsYl/s400/Fat+Butt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376032302001468674" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >This is one of my all time favorite photos from off the internet, and the one most often sent through the E-mails.</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimNlchOm4WuCaGBdU7_7ryhGa0JUEoYYZaTcQeSWnogxjW_b8MjG3A4EikpLRgQSOAl-bJDclbAv2IaminAuvdOKb0qQsLSym1HV-Tqr_OEq3EhuflyNDAQu9cSdM2O0aBfJjRFdmR14Wh/s1600-h/phoca_thumb_l_no.more.diet.coke.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 308px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimNlchOm4WuCaGBdU7_7ryhGa0JUEoYYZaTcQeSWnogxjW_b8MjG3A4EikpLRgQSOAl-bJDclbAv2IaminAuvdOKb0qQsLSym1HV-Tqr_OEq3EhuflyNDAQu9cSdM2O0aBfJjRFdmR14Wh/s400/phoca_thumb_l_no.more.diet.coke.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376041355019672242" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >Who says that all obese pear-shaped people always wear their pants up high around the waist? Eh? This pear-shape obese lady is wearing her pants down low on her hips and butt as a lot of obese apple-shaped males usually do.</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx7mf06Gr6PCf7uHtz0zdAcD15dFBTO7eHbfl97H-RsKZzNKETcGZtZQnceJcQbIMlBdwgOyFX4phOnMoxHYBJSAw3nwQEcs5zwjilmCUU1FkAPN-uNQG4bXtD1_BI2TNKFfrK5UeQyzU_/s1600-h/fireman1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx7mf06Gr6PCf7uHtz0zdAcD15dFBTO7eHbfl97H-RsKZzNKETcGZtZQnceJcQbIMlBdwgOyFX4phOnMoxHYBJSAw3nwQEcs5zwjilmCUU1FkAPN-uNQG4bXtD1_BI2TNKFfrK5UeQyzU_/s400/fireman1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376036381248024370" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">The female on the left is pear-shaped while the female in the middle is almost apple-shaped and the male on the right is almost pear-shaped.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilLH4CnsaGkxlfwKoH8yFbX6HlqaiEqmnzcYzEEKZ9OKofH_VencLdlLbAkq8rf8bb9LD1WztMuFNeyoEyICSzqpi-vqpqkKAgyu4UOqLjb58auhFeORSZiodnGi3N_gIwG8tbEgv6EP4B/s1600-h/extremely+fat+ass2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 311px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilLH4CnsaGkxlfwKoH8yFbX6HlqaiEqmnzcYzEEKZ9OKofH_VencLdlLbAkq8rf8bb9LD1WztMuFNeyoEyICSzqpi-vqpqkKAgyu4UOqLjb58auhFeORSZiodnGi3N_gIwG8tbEgv6EP4B/s400/extremely+fat+ass2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376031472471538306" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Another typical pear-shaped female.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXEiz2_4l4nskG1sH7FswbGYjH29I_hQ62SB03Wjmx3yQ-NfKCb6crnqcfLxTAGF1sMm7BkrvWGVY5TwTmkdGKxCKCEaKILy1vpBXIWy8aAaVtWuzwFMkdoa2rjhfSevoOdbV5udCFcZvI/s1600-h/fat11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 236px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXEiz2_4l4nskG1sH7FswbGYjH29I_hQ62SB03Wjmx3yQ-NfKCb6crnqcfLxTAGF1sMm7BkrvWGVY5TwTmkdGKxCKCEaKILy1vpBXIWy8aAaVtWuzwFMkdoa2rjhfSevoOdbV5udCFcZvI/s400/fat11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376032052263096674" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;">When obese people are pear-shaped, the lower belly below the waist is larger than the upper belly above the waist</span><br /></div><h3><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxwPxbC05xSquYZAYiyr1G12M8vl3U-Zo-iARpITtmX8UBO2fR6VUSz4PMd2ZAUbee8BUZoT5QoZujQsDos8iSzSSzmzX-vYlwNVLgc9pQMVn089b3BFY5ix5h-C645mQQNBuBUWbYF08b/s1600-h/fatbiatch.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxwPxbC05xSquYZAYiyr1G12M8vl3U-Zo-iARpITtmX8UBO2fR6VUSz4PMd2ZAUbee8BUZoT5QoZujQsDos8iSzSSzmzX-vYlwNVLgc9pQMVn089b3BFY5ix5h-C645mQQNBuBUWbYF08b/s400/fatbiatch.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376034818203104530" border="0" /></a></span></h3><span style="font-size:85%;">This pear-shaped female has a most magnificent lower belly below the waist that hangs down to her knees, or perhaps a little bit lower. I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself and I hope someday that my lower belly below my waist grows as big as her's and hangs down as low. WOW! She is truly magnificent! I am envious!!!<br /></span></div><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTnQspBoncZW6AzFTdnP6J04idJHtkpkhRSdsYs6AyezhHAdQQrUTTp7v1z5UOA_fZbLPLBmXZgWWxbTzYve9yV75kTXuEBEY8smS9zikAQ08bb5xQPTHljqV4O5Md4D-9vHubdWb5ipFN/s1600-h/fat8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTnQspBoncZW6AzFTdnP6J04idJHtkpkhRSdsYs6AyezhHAdQQrUTTp7v1z5UOA_fZbLPLBmXZgWWxbTzYve9yV75kTXuEBEY8smS9zikAQ08bb5xQPTHljqV4O5Md4D-9vHubdWb5ipFN/s400/fat8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376031706518699570" border="0" /></a></span></h3><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >Although most obese women tend to be more pear-shaped, sometimes one dose come across a few apple-shaped obese women.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Photos of some extreme examples<br />of apple-shaped obese males.</span><br /><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTKDN-RvQ9bEfindNmJiyKXmvALozQoJKiHRJ2pIDzH-Pj1iHb27z8i5tkXuBSGRVXabN3Oksbn71TZHYH2I0ZmVKynkTzjWmJQYAQZqJZMCocsW_3tjY1mxQm2aMv5eWSNeSGGaVGVWZg/s1600-h/Big+Shirt+Small+Shorts.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 248px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTKDN-RvQ9bEfindNmJiyKXmvALozQoJKiHRJ2pIDzH-Pj1iHb27z8i5tkXuBSGRVXabN3Oksbn71TZHYH2I0ZmVKynkTzjWmJQYAQZqJZMCocsW_3tjY1mxQm2aMv5eWSNeSGGaVGVWZg/s400/Big+Shirt+Small+Shorts.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376028735266689362" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">This great big obese apple boy has a huge massive upper-body, and it's quite obvious by his baggy loose fitting shorts that he has a small butt and narrow hips. He's probably at least twice as big around his belly as he is around his hips.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnwX3N4y-89l_de84-KK39HV1atnM6BIeKVujzXHzyaJMMjF4VhJcvQCAYvkHIrbii8hCpAKn3FtUYnfOdfaZZWThF9cBZW6rUu3c_Kx5nvuzYVxpQbzFeERn8XgrrHVVRm2yPwxayBcjP/s1600-h/Adbusters.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnwX3N4y-89l_de84-KK39HV1atnM6BIeKVujzXHzyaJMMjF4VhJcvQCAYvkHIrbii8hCpAKn3FtUYnfOdfaZZWThF9cBZW6rUu3c_Kx5nvuzYVxpQbzFeERn8XgrrHVVRm2yPwxayBcjP/s400/Adbusters.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376051642165192626" border="0" /></a></span></h3><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >This is from an Internet Newsletter to which I have subscribed. Another extreme example of an apple-shaped obese male.<br /><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaExi64Zxtmp-0DtYjgyqigZEoyaPKl8HxFBJ6n7Wyw_XaA_tiQrveN5i007kIUY31R_HHdeKBz8K236mL9utn_3rrvZf4764jWPfFbdKW-HBL3rfaNRHelSuDwPie4LvP-f4U0P5kdPUy/s1600-h/Big+Upper+Body.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaExi64Zxtmp-0DtYjgyqigZEoyaPKl8HxFBJ6n7Wyw_XaA_tiQrveN5i007kIUY31R_HHdeKBz8K236mL9utn_3rrvZf4764jWPfFbdKW-HBL3rfaNRHelSuDwPie4LvP-f4U0P5kdPUy/s400/Big+Upper+Body.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376029468422379586" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Another typical apple boy with a large massive upper-body and a small lower-body.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA9ZwRvJgGxClkTmFKt8wkFLH05oB2UmpVHtqQlG-2CMfc297_RBB2f2edTCCYWh6cmiKp55Kzf5p0WV80wGdyRHIloBZqUMV2XsEekYDdhhEO9aQweVpGWro90h8wQP6F7CknK1cP3sUN/s1600-h/Fat+Guy+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 195px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA9ZwRvJgGxClkTmFKt8wkFLH05oB2UmpVHtqQlG-2CMfc297_RBB2f2edTCCYWh6cmiKp55Kzf5p0WV80wGdyRHIloBZqUMV2XsEekYDdhhEO9aQweVpGWro90h8wQP6F7CknK1cP3sUN/s400/Fat+Guy+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376032784632288338" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Another typical apple-shaped fat male.<br /></span></div><h3 style="text-align: left; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPN-kICT4iFazaXjFxA6BDnqq4OA6t7MfgPOtTrJlbRAG_xJtspT_1hy9MwBAzjS4RR8RHREOxzD_kygEQ0t7p4Khn9ivfATP4IGU9SzzHTAzQSSzedP71YsBkKeXZqqTAHGY7Y5qbmoBc/s1600-h/Fat+Guy+On+Beach.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPN-kICT4iFazaXjFxA6BDnqq4OA6t7MfgPOtTrJlbRAG_xJtspT_1hy9MwBAzjS4RR8RHREOxzD_kygEQ0t7p4Khn9ivfATP4IGU9SzzHTAzQSSzedP71YsBkKeXZqqTAHGY7Y5qbmoBc/s400/Fat+Guy+On+Beach.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376033124855068978" border="0" /></a></span></h3> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >An apple-shaped obese male on the beach with a big belly and a small flat butt.</span><br /><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvT0y_wh4DeHLyGR4dGTG3Ej7qVFLoGSmHrkcETUJ0MPpMqSK-OiHFGbEyYKkZj2i6BMd29whVLrihXWXZX9XLI5IBuhp_uapoo8wtQY1S4n6N4yZ-fMt1Qtv79LnchaFK3er1k5Sy3NnS/s1600-h/dc50.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 387px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvT0y_wh4DeHLyGR4dGTG3Ej7qVFLoGSmHrkcETUJ0MPpMqSK-OiHFGbEyYKkZj2i6BMd29whVLrihXWXZX9XLI5IBuhp_uapoo8wtQY1S4n6N4yZ-fMt1Qtv79LnchaFK3er1k5Sy3NnS/s400/dc50.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376031117381425730" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">A typical apple-shaped fat male showing off his bellybutton.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">A couple of butt-crack photos.</span><br /><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6ZxOvjku7Q0qeiRyZx6hxXuENYGRrv1qx-Bxh80gtLWmrx8SOwEyT3ayZCFYjUh_yNnKSZ9XQS9IBqYGWA38d4ZuTC-hOfdSnVUYGpeTG3gfz6xFnMn1IyWIQ1v02uW6QcBVKqQV7_2v-/s1600-h/Butt-crack.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 252px; height: 336px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6ZxOvjku7Q0qeiRyZx6hxXuENYGRrv1qx-Bxh80gtLWmrx8SOwEyT3ayZCFYjUh_yNnKSZ9XQS9IBqYGWA38d4ZuTC-hOfdSnVUYGpeTG3gfz6xFnMn1IyWIQ1v02uW6QcBVKqQV7_2v-/s400/Butt-crack.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376030339619643362" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">A typical overweight apple-shaped male showing off his butt-crack.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><h3 style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPZwxJ5oK0RrkMqW95Qw88NP1BfuXKKqprZdb40y69sH1zOHwLxETI6VHAEQ8r6G0cbIznO1bmVQp8Nzcw7WH2Ifjes7COKOE5uCttdKkJQT-4RkBjD6dGQTGcJxGbb5dIfH6Np6YWsaZX/s1600-h/Butt+Crack.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 361px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPZwxJ5oK0RrkMqW95Qw88NP1BfuXKKqprZdb40y69sH1zOHwLxETI6VHAEQ8r6G0cbIznO1bmVQp8Nzcw7WH2Ifjes7COKOE5uCttdKkJQT-4RkBjD6dGQTGcJxGbb5dIfH6Np6YWsaZX/s400/Butt+Crack.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376030039322361090" border="0" /></a></span></h3><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">This photo was taken at THE CANADIAN CLAY AND GLASS GALLERY. No! It is not really called THE CANADIAN LAY AN ASS GALLERY! But it is most appropriate considering the obese apple-shaped male sitting on a rock and showing off his butt-crack.<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >So, once again, we are back on the subject of wearing low-hanging pants.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Now then, as for the laws concerning the wearing of low-hanging pants on the city streets, or for wearing a speedo on the beach, for the perfect apple-shape super super morbidly obese male, well . . . . . the question is moot.<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">The following pictures below are some "SPEEDO LIMIT" cartoons from around the Internet concerning older men and/or fat men wearing a speedo on the beach. These are pictures that I have taken from the Internet, which I have enhanced.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />Here are the originals AND my enhanced versions.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1W0sMyrKtL-UeIHaWbnGbAN9e9FXRpwYAEu4PFzpYAR2Si6OtAFjkGNUdRfybN7Hqgxn0U-hG730SlXA8MIB8FoybrrkVE38Odv-KRLR2ka2uImxIurM0FuWHyzbgxabjlmxiJFBweBKg/s1600-h/Speedo+Limit+00.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1W0sMyrKtL-UeIHaWbnGbAN9e9FXRpwYAEu4PFzpYAR2Si6OtAFjkGNUdRfybN7Hqgxn0U-hG730SlXA8MIB8FoybrrkVE38Odv-KRLR2ka2uImxIurM0FuWHyzbgxabjlmxiJFBweBKg/s400/Speedo+Limit+00.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367576504689637954" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">An original version<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />The next one below is taken from both the original version and my enhanced version<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXfYFRAveCKbiJs5HawIZihMGEXTH0Nv0FvYygW_LhT6Q5dvrZG4tE3YMRRNeASsmLRAMpQsriTWCjbbA92Al_hAmtBkD7PLbd2CBisoGn8gOd7K_t1P3wFWxRqo5Mamr8ZsD8K1B10l5u/s1600-h/Speedo+Limit+01.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXfYFRAveCKbiJs5HawIZihMGEXTH0Nv0FvYygW_LhT6Q5dvrZG4tE3YMRRNeASsmLRAMpQsriTWCjbbA92Al_hAmtBkD7PLbd2CBisoGn8gOd7K_t1P3wFWxRqo5Mamr8ZsD8K1B10l5u/s400/Speedo+Limit+01.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367577073308027794" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />Here are some more cartoon drawings concerning fat guys in speedos.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfB8WFvke0kSC1l6_uITVb-SUNj2zbEiyZcd-_I1uq_AQDpXFmFBvejHqU_ihivxQMGtBGBZcq546YKnR1P3wnAG3QPI4lQiokaujk3mEcglI_7ke_keKNw8WcGt9C3BpYTD7vcesmUsfP/s1600-h/Speedo+Limit+03.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 380px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfB8WFvke0kSC1l6_uITVb-SUNj2zbEiyZcd-_I1uq_AQDpXFmFBvejHqU_ihivxQMGtBGBZcq546YKnR1P3wnAG3QPI4lQiokaujk3mEcglI_7ke_keKNw8WcGt9C3BpYTD7vcesmUsfP/s400/Speedo+Limit+03.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376136086526811650" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">This one is the original version of the "SPEEDO LIMIT" cartoon.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidA5bDYm09wXjnrv2EDu5IWe3t8GkjqUVE_0eHESgaX-xdDVWAhKQB6wFhsAiPFSKGGGbFadt8OcRsd25lKcPli251sHISmzRAXo8t7TZw3Aigl3vpafKlVJRy51y2amuIIRzgFqmoZo93/s1600-h/Speedo+Limit+04.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 380px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidA5bDYm09wXjnrv2EDu5IWe3t8GkjqUVE_0eHESgaX-xdDVWAhKQB6wFhsAiPFSKGGGbFadt8OcRsd25lKcPli251sHISmzRAXo8t7TZw3Aigl3vpafKlVJRy51y2amuIIRzgFqmoZo93/s400/Speedo+Limit+04.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376136447241525954" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">This is my improved and enhanced version of the original.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br />The next four cartoons below are my own original creations.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiNTla5KN5_WlixgHE-S8zIO0KCtt6jtjzpuQ7or3lBfbewgm2_0rtKlTmJir5A4fSDLLJ64RSzPVRj-RsXEYBYXKPEKzTFkYjty5i3TeJHA0EzU9x_rTwESGIUl0Azf8RsBhNrLG7L1Qf/s1600-h/Speedo+Limit+02.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiNTla5KN5_WlixgHE-S8zIO0KCtt6jtjzpuQ7or3lBfbewgm2_0rtKlTmJir5A4fSDLLJ64RSzPVRj-RsXEYBYXKPEKzTFkYjty5i3TeJHA0EzU9x_rTwESGIUl0Azf8RsBhNrLG7L1Qf/s400/Speedo+Limit+02.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367580234692141538" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Actually, in the picture above, the life guard on the right is taken from another cartoon from the Internet, but the background and the great big fat boy on the left are my own original creations. I find fat people much easier to draw than thin people, because fat people have more nice smooth round curves while thin people have sharp angular features making them much harder to draw than fat people.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br />The next picture below is my own original creation.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmT7RhNz2wEB9oRytLJsoGd8PaIXwpAilGOONrT1HgSN3Z9R8rlREYkzAjfHqZcge4kcVoIMDl_DN33b5SK4oK6PtQkw_EZXv75GYHLRsOKBLaYTNmz1F5_XXUxYz6zONV6GnrOgCt-Y0i/s1600-h/Perfect+Male+On+The+Beach+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmT7RhNz2wEB9oRytLJsoGd8PaIXwpAilGOONrT1HgSN3Z9R8rlREYkzAjfHqZcge4kcVoIMDl_DN33b5SK4oK6PtQkw_EZXv75GYHLRsOKBLaYTNmz1F5_XXUxYz6zONV6GnrOgCt-Y0i/s400/Perfect+Male+On+The+Beach+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368188225870332226" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">This is an example of a PERFECT APPLE-SHAPED OBESE MALE BODY! He has a huge massive upper-body supported on thin weak legs. His upper arms and even his forearms are bigger around than his hips and thighs! Also, he is only 17 years old, and yet, he is prematurely bald on top of his head. Ah! The perfect male body!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Although most guys would think that it sucks to go bald, I say that the best time to go bald is during your teen age years before you reach the age of 21 years. I have known some guys who went prematurely bald in their early 20s. For example: when I was going to a technical school up in Albuquerque New Mexico where I majored in Civil Drafting, I knew another student who was only 22 years old and he had the typical male pattern baldness. He was bald on top of his head with only a fringe of hair on the sides and the back. Of course, it didn't look good on him because he was skinny. A bald head looks cute on a fat guy with a nice plump round baby face, but on a thin guy it makes him look really old.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">I also went bald at a relatively young age. When I was 19 years old, my hairline receded back about a half inch. At first I didn't think too much about it, but then when I was 20, I had a small bald spot on top of my head about the size of a quarter. I just combed my hair over to cover it, but a year later at the age of 21, my bald spot was 3 inches in diameter and my hair was thinning out on top of my head and my hairline was back about 2 inches. I was really bummed out about that, and it was getting harder to do a comb-over to cover it. by the time I was 27 years old, I was completely bald on top of my head with only a fringe of hair on the sides and the back. It really sucked, so I wore a cap to cover my bald head.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">For most guys who go bald, it usually doesn't begin to happen until their late 30s or early to mid 40s, and sometimes male pattern baldness doesn't begin to happen until after the age of 50 or 60, but it can happen at a much younger age.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Now, if you're going to have premature male pattern baldness, the best time to get it is during your teen age years. I once knew a chubby 13 year old boy with blond hair that was thinning out on top of his head. It rarely happens at such a young age, but it can happen.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">So, I say, if your an obese happy greedy glutton , then the best time to be completely bald on top of your head with just a fringe of hair on the sides and back is when you are about 16 or 17 years old!!!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Now, why do I say that?<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Because the legal drinking age in most states here in the USA is 21, and when you have just reached the age of 21, then you can go into any liquor store or bar to buy beer. Of course, if you're young in your early 20s they will ask you to show them an ID card, like a drivers license, or something to prove that you're 21 years old.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">But if you are bald on top of your head at the age of 16 or 17, then even with a fat round baby face, people will still think that you're older than 21, and when you go into a bar or liquor store, they won't ask you to show them some ID before you make your purchase. That way, you can get a good head start on growing your beer-belly when you are still just a teen age kid.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">And so, premature male pattern baldness during the teen age years is the very best thing that can happen to a happy obese greedy glutton! Yeah, some people might think you're ugly or unattractive, but what the Hell, you can start guzzling beer while you're still just a kid and by the time you're in your early to mid 20s you will have a huge round beer belly that is much larger than what is usually possible at that age.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Now then . . . . . getting back to the subject of obese apple-shaped guys wearing a speedo on the beach . . . . .<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">In the next picture below, our obese hero of the beach is confronted by another person who warns him that if he doesn't put on a pair of shorts, the he'll be arrested for indecent exposure.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2mCnvDpG64nmKxPUNhwWcdjJU_M_JGZF4MQydJVQqO8QX9WeHxe0AvrnHcERGIsGn7_PsTB5uAOlTv8wQas3lTcT4y2Mon67bWLuzxai6Dom9VRwws0Im-NkvDNZflKo_6-k0RTwFkmLx/s1600-h/Perfect+Male+On+The+Beach+2+b.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2mCnvDpG64nmKxPUNhwWcdjJU_M_JGZF4MQydJVQqO8QX9WeHxe0AvrnHcERGIsGn7_PsTB5uAOlTv8wQas3lTcT4y2Mon67bWLuzxai6Dom9VRwws0Im-NkvDNZflKo_6-k0RTwFkmLx/s400/Perfect+Male+On+The+Beach+2+b.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368188902006574850" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">But he only appears to be in the nude when you see him from the front, because his huge round belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs, so as seen from the front, he appears to have nothing on. But if you see him from behind, then you'll see that he is wearing a speedo. Yes, he is showing off his butt-crack, but he really can't help that.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">In the next picture below, our obese hero finally gets his own backyard pool built so the he may enjoy a cool refreshing swim on a hot summer day.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbrp0pnjbs9bsGnnVnsi1B31zXjuRBkHMg8HUkln4t5FIMgnZ_qVJEXUfrGDU36Rg7oA-f5_8gxq21d7kXkVkcJJ_k470nNku5T8bAzdPqHMbTJbuxBZpXOIrdpgdl-wBm6M-jTfQNbFM5/s1600-h/Perfect+Males+At+Swimming+Pool++2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbrp0pnjbs9bsGnnVnsi1B31zXjuRBkHMg8HUkln4t5FIMgnZ_qVJEXUfrGDU36Rg7oA-f5_8gxq21d7kXkVkcJJ_k470nNku5T8bAzdPqHMbTJbuxBZpXOIrdpgdl-wBm6M-jTfQNbFM5/s400/Perfect+Males+At+Swimming+Pool++2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367697544162672626" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Since he is no longer allowed at the beach or a public swimming pool, he had no choice but to invest in his own backyard pool, and now, he invites his super obese friends to join him where they are free to wear speedos the slide halfway down on their butts. They are even allowed to swim in the nude.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">I believe that super morbidly obese apple-shaped males can not and should not be arrested for indecent exposure, because if your belly hangs down over your thighs, it covers your male genitals, so indecent exposure is actually physically impossible, unless you define showing off the butt-crack as indecent exposure.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below is taken from the Internet.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_rLJ-UlPd3GxPr1c10KU9C7OKD1-llKifLl5S6muCjpNt5NxZkNM0BXglSaSoep1z1xKLLt9L3yg4dAnnyFj1vEyPiHIsODrtm8Eu_S8CpqRjZIlXOo3z2jB__urIoCmic0GLYl-8L-Mr/s1600-h/Speedo+Boy+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_rLJ-UlPd3GxPr1c10KU9C7OKD1-llKifLl5S6muCjpNt5NxZkNM0BXglSaSoep1z1xKLLt9L3yg4dAnnyFj1vEyPiHIsODrtm8Eu_S8CpqRjZIlXOo3z2jB__urIoCmic0GLYl-8L-Mr/s400/Speedo+Boy+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367778759264937202" border="0" /></a><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">He's just a kid only 12 years old, standing on the beach wearing a speedo and drinking a Coke. It's his 12th Coke (not diet) and he has eaten 20 hot dogs during a picnic so he's just a young greedy and happy glutton.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below depicts the result of his gluttony in a few years as he become a super morbidly obese apple-shaped young man in his teens.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4a7Kxe-KI1VqKXf7NokqgKAJaF9Yu2Q9b4ddTYNU09boqZv1-rBTofd-os36qZSP9R6xAQ2nMD1r0k8EEBUnmtut7fRF_hCnxc8zd7EXPlnFmGa4UX8m3LaPSXga6EDl6GdN_qLi1Jzkk/s1600-h/Speedo+Boy.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4a7Kxe-KI1VqKXf7NokqgKAJaF9Yu2Q9b4ddTYNU09boqZv1-rBTofd-os36qZSP9R6xAQ2nMD1r0k8EEBUnmtut7fRF_hCnxc8zd7EXPlnFmGa4UX8m3LaPSXga6EDl6GdN_qLi1Jzkk/s400/Speedo+Boy.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367783223740649330" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Due to a bad diet of mostly junk foods, he has gone prematurely bald on top of his head by the age of 17 years, so he can now drink a beer because his bald head make him look older than 21 which is the legal drinking age in most states, and his belly now hangs down over his speedo, and he has become diabetic. But he does not care because he's a happy greedy glutton!</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Here are some animated graphics from around the Internet.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Animations/fat_guy_in_speedo_dancing.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Animations/fat_guy_in_speedo_dancing.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">He's got nice chubby thighs that rub together when he dances. Hopefully, he will continue to gain weight and become more and more obese. I also sincerely hope that he will become more apple-shaped until his belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs almost down to his knees.<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Here's a couple more animations that I had received in an E-mail a few years ago.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Animations/FatDance1.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 168px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Animations/FatDance1.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Animations/FatDance2.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Animations/FatDance2.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">First I got the one on the left, then a year later I got the one on the right. It's really awesome to see a morbidly obese apple-shaped male dancing in a speedo, or better still, in a little thong! In the animation on the right, I like the way his love-handles are much wider than his hips and are beginning to hang down over his chubby little butt.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />The next two animations below are my own creations using a GIF Animator that I downloaded from the Internet.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Animations/GrowFat.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 300px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Animations/GrowFat.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >This obese male on is pear-shaped, so as he grows bigger and fatter, he needs to buy larger and larger shorts which cost more and more.<br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Animations/GrowFat2.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 300px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Fat%20Animations/GrowFat2.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">But this obese male, since he is apple-shaped, then, as he grows bigger and fatter on his upper-body, he doesn't gain much weight on his lower-body, so he continues to wear the same size shorts even as he grows more and more obese, thus he saves money in buying shorts or pants. But he has much higher medical expenses. You also notice how the apple-shaped obese male had an expanding waistline and a receding hairline as he gains weight, he loses his hair, then his shorts, and eventually his life. And so, in the future, when an an obese apple-shaped male passes on, his friends will say, "he dropped his pants" which will become the euphemism for saying that he just passed on.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Eventually, every apple-shaped obese male hopes to have so much upper-body fat hanging down so low that it will become physically impossible for him to put on a pair of pants anymore.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">The next series of pictures below depict a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male diabetic glutton with heart disease gaining more and more fat on his upper-body until his entire upper-body eventually hangs down lower and lower over his lower-body, down over the knees, hips, and butt!<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />here's the first picture in the series.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga6Bb03ygIGT0it76nmJQYO0szJ-PawVX9jF7hTFaoxQLvmY0kxe0u7IK53029jknOJawsmeij5xru8oA3SEmMmEitaDXAP0mOR5idZk3kHZUL3yldHw3TnOvmfGOoaBKJ8XihKPhpfjG8/s1600-h/Male+Body+01+c.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 164px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga6Bb03ygIGT0it76nmJQYO0szJ-PawVX9jF7hTFaoxQLvmY0kxe0u7IK53029jknOJawsmeij5xru8oA3SEmMmEitaDXAP0mOR5idZk3kHZUL3yldHw3TnOvmfGOoaBKJ8XihKPhpfjG8/s400/Male+Body+01+c.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370043162726927730" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">This guy is my hero! I admire him and I truly envy him! He is a morbidly obese apple-shaped greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease. But does he care? Like, HELL NO! He loves being morbidly obese and walking along the beach in his skimpy red speedo. He is only 17 years old and already he is bald on top of his head. He loves being bald because it makes him look older that 21, the legal drinking age in most states here in the USA, so because he looks older than 21, thanks to his bald head, when he can go into liquor store or any bar to purchase beer, they don't even bother to ask him to show an ID card to prove he's old enough to drink. being bald on top of your head during your teen age years is the very best thing that can happen to you, because looking older the 21 when you're only 17 allows you to get a really good head start on growing a huge round beer belly. I actually wish I had gone bald when I was only 17, but NO, I didn't go bald on top of my head until is was about 25 years old. So, I had to wait until I was 21 before I could legally purchase beer. That sucked!!!<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />here is the second picture in the series.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilStlaDIFKFMnA9jMk3zVja1Rw2DhmdTKPx24YywdlX_LR8_BSov6IkfpX24DUja-Y_uV4X0G2mkzWvc7ZUIEid8g56Oto1Adz4XbMD-imNTmw4q94nu4IePTIHZVTCmEXQ8Ad5z-8Pbtj/s1600-h/Male+Body+02+c.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 164px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilStlaDIFKFMnA9jMk3zVja1Rw2DhmdTKPx24YywdlX_LR8_BSov6IkfpX24DUja-Y_uV4X0G2mkzWvc7ZUIEid8g56Oto1Adz4XbMD-imNTmw4q94nu4IePTIHZVTCmEXQ8Ad5z-8Pbtj/s400/Male+Body+02+c.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370045912027498098" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Here he is at the age of 18 and he's much fatter now. He has already had one heart attack about 3 months before his 18th birthday! But he did not let that stop him from pursuing his life of gluttony. Hid great big round belly now hangs down over the front of his skimpy red speedo completely covering it from view so that he looks like he is in the nude when seen from the front. He has a great big roll of fat on his lower back which is beginning to hang down over his butt, and his love-handles hang down over his hips as seen from behind. The only exercise He ever gets is walking along the beach and loves to walk along the beach or at a public swimming pool and showing off his huge massive upper-body. And, why not? I say, if you got it, then flaunt it!<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />Here is the third picture in the series.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmZiWgrGq9-ly3xRd19BLIwTKOWTmtgTrjzj_3xMUQoeXDs3upks5-f-A_bSECjy57fmt1u44rs_BWtG-wi45P4Tyyz_n9XHuKjEhnI_sYwv12t8ZhBW4G9RcWUwceln-6-6oUz9spIeWY/s1600-h/Male+Body+03+c.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 164px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmZiWgrGq9-ly3xRd19BLIwTKOWTmtgTrjzj_3xMUQoeXDs3upks5-f-A_bSECjy57fmt1u44rs_BWtG-wi45P4Tyyz_n9XHuKjEhnI_sYwv12t8ZhBW4G9RcWUwceln-6-6oUz9spIeWY/s400/Male+Body+03+c.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370046259780533362" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">He is now 19 years old, and about 6 months after his 19th birthday, he had his second heart attack! But he still doesn't care because he is a lazy super super morbidly obese diabetic glutton who simply loves to eat and he still wants to grow fatter and fatter. His huge round belly now hangs down to his knees and it's now physically impossible for him to engage in sexual intercourse. He can't even get an erection anymore. But that is exactly what he likes! He love being much too morbidly obese to have sex. His love-handles now hang down lower than his hips and the great big roll of fat on his lower back hangs down over his butt. So, it's now physically impossible for him to put on pants anymore. Because of this, he can't go to the beach anymore because he can't even put on his speedo. So now, he just sits around the house in the nude, eating and sleeping and guzzling beer all day long and growing fatter and fatter with each passing day. But I still envy him, and I truly wish I could be just like him! WAY TO GO FAT BOY!!!<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />here is the fourth picture in the series.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXdao3WWp4J3io6CnVLo_KtIBpMR1zZrwqC8CtetmHlTmSTnDq257R7aGdxi4jfmvlRM_gwCXwgOS_BX1-Yf2yQpHZVfQA0-FgOtTLewqAuALO_2NJW05sMlWjbV5-2nEuvQJOJHp5U33A/s1600-h/Male+Body+04+c.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 164px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXdao3WWp4J3io6CnVLo_KtIBpMR1zZrwqC8CtetmHlTmSTnDq257R7aGdxi4jfmvlRM_gwCXwgOS_BX1-Yf2yQpHZVfQA0-FgOtTLewqAuALO_2NJW05sMlWjbV5-2nEuvQJOJHp5U33A/s400/Male+Body+04+c.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370047133921776066" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Here is our morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic gluttonous hero at the age of 20 years. His huge round belly now hangs way down below the knees, his love-handles hang way down below his hips, and that great big roll of fat on his lower back now hangs way down below his butt. So now, because his massive upper-body hangs so far down over and below his lower-body, we can not see his hips and butt anymore.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Before he became this enormously obese, he had to have a soft flexible rubber tube slipped over his penis like a condom, and a proctologist had to insert another tube into his rectum . The tubes curry away the urine and solid waste products. But he has deep sweaty skin-folds so there is absolutely nothing that can be done about his strong heavy musky body odor.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below is an animation showing the hidden features underneath his huge massive low-hanging upper-body.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Apple-shapedObeseMaleDiabetic.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 1024px; height: 421px;" src="http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Fat-Man-photos/Apple-shapedObeseMaleDiabetic.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >Please click on the image above to see the whole picture!<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">The flashing dotted lines indicate the hidden features of his lower-body, his groin, his hips, and his butt. This shows how his huge massive upper-body hangs down over everything and the deep skin-folds which are probably moist and sweaty<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">When he had finally achieved this level of obesity he was 20 years old, and it was about a month after his 20th birthday when he had his third and final heart attack! But he died perfectly happy and contented. He died a true glutton's death, the way every super super super morbidly obese greedy glutton hopes to die.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Before he died at the age of 20, his huge round belly hung way down below his knees! His love-handles hung way down below his hips, down over his thighs to just below his knees, and that great big roll of fat he had on his lower back hung way down below his butt and down over the backs of his thighs and over the backs of his knees, and so, his butt and the back of his thighs were completely hidden under his lower-back-fat! Despite his diabetes and his heart disease and early death at the age of 20, I still envy him, and I still want very much to be just like him! I truly admire this super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton. He was truly a greedy greedy glutton and a lazy slob!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Now then, because his massive upper-body hung down so freakin' low over his lower-body, it completely hid his bare ass and his private male parts. And so, he had reasoned it out in his mind, that it would be OK for him to walk completely naked out in the city streets, because his private parts were so well hidden by all of his upper-body-fat hanging down so low.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">One day, about a week before he died fron a massive heart attack, he had attempted to go out walking in public out into the city streets and he was imeadiately aressted for indecent exposure. But the judge however, had actually ruled in his favor! The judge delared, that because all that can be seen was his huge massive upper-body, then going out into the streets was no worse than being without a shirt on because his lower-body with it's private male parts was completely hidden from view as it normally would be while wearing pants, thus "indecent exposure" was physically impossible for him.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">And so, he's allowed to go out into the strees without any clothes on. There is no law against going out in public without a shirt. There is a law against exposing the lower-body and it private parts, but his upper-body had hung down low enough to cover his lower-body, therefore, the judge ruled that it was, technically speaking, perfectly legal for him to go out in public without any clothes on.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Of course, you can't go into a resaturant or a supermarket or a lot of other public building without a shirt or any shoes on, but there is no law against walking the city streets bearfooted or without a shirt on, as long as the lower-body is not exposed, which in his particular case, it was physically impossible for him to expose his lower-body since his upper-body hung down so low and covered his lower-body so very well as it naturally would if he could have worn pants.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">But, if he had wanted to eat in a restaurant or go into a supermarket, then he would have to at least put on a shirt and have someone put his shoes on for him. He could have gotten a pair of boots, and had someone attach some bluejeans-type of cuffs to them so that it would appear as if he was wearing pants underneath.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnssspVM9hp7AKY4dbp8_jnEgp7P0BNo2pZ6FXcfx925Bt_ry0f2RcXWX7Tem38pOSgskMXxS6H51m8bji7YQNQqm_sUH8FCQwl3KGekhaIQybhyphenhyphenZc9CQdV0utTPRwtb76UtYhfQ6qnqVE/s1600-h/Boot.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnssspVM9hp7AKY4dbp8_jnEgp7P0BNo2pZ6FXcfx925Bt_ry0f2RcXWX7Tem38pOSgskMXxS6H51m8bji7YQNQqm_sUH8FCQwl3KGekhaIQybhyphenhyphenZc9CQdV0utTPRwtb76UtYhfQ6qnqVE/s400/Boot.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370083464719758258" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">And of course, he could have put on a shirt. But there were no shirts that were large enough to completely cover his huge round low-hanging belly, and so naturally, his bellybutton would have been exposed. But then, there are no laws against showing off your bellybutton. We have all seen a lot of super morbidly obese apple-shaped males showing off their bellybuttons. No big deal!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below shows our hero, the apple-shaped super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic male glutton wearing a sleeveless tank-top shirt and a pair of boots with 8 inch blue jean cuffs attached to them. This what he wore during his last week before he died.<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimgIALgrLeJgVU0iIEimmW-GlYDMt5DbpiIRfR_WKlmv9Vov4Q-9OcobuC9aoWYU0by-lEluClZgD3XMHYuES6-1y9UFcl6bh1645u_UW-_1mdf1z3USyFll5KlE4_f_y4Pgc2kNinwsbo/s1600-h/Street+Legal.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 343px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimgIALgrLeJgVU0iIEimmW-GlYDMt5DbpiIRfR_WKlmv9Vov4Q-9OcobuC9aoWYU0by-lEluClZgD3XMHYuES6-1y9UFcl6bh1645u_UW-_1mdf1z3USyFll5KlE4_f_y4Pgc2kNinwsbo/s400/Street+Legal.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370111227167106674" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >He was not actually wearing pants because it was physically impossible for him to put on any pants, so he was only wearing a pair of boots with blue jean cuffs attached to them so that it would only look like he was wearing pants. Also, his arms were so fat he could only wear sleeveless tank-top shirts, and of course, he couldn't get any shirts that are large enough to completely cover his huge low-hanging belly, and so, he went around out in public showing off his bellybutton. But there are no laws against exposing your bellybutton. And of course, all city ordinances against showing off your butt-crack in public should also be stricken from the law books.</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">And so, thanks to the boots with the blue jean cuffs attached and the shirt he wore, he was finally "street legal" and he was able to go out in public during the last week of his life before he died.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">On the day he died, he was eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet. He had arrived at the buffet about 12:00 PM noon and sat there and ate until 6:00 PM, so that was about 6 hours of continous eating. Then he got up for the last time to get another tray of food, and on the way back, he started gasping for air and had sharp stabbing pains in his chest and arms. As he clutched at his chest, and while gasping for air he dropped his tray of food, and then, he collapsed and died from a massive heart attack!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The owner of the buffet estimated that he had eaten about 150 pounds of food and drank 12 pichers of dark beer. He was still sober because of his enormous size. Not even 12 pichers of dark beer were enough to get him drunk. To him, drinking beer was like drinking soda pop.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">While he was eating at the buffet, because of his huge massive upper-body hanging down so low, he could not sit down on a chair with a backrest. Instead, he had to sit his butt down on a stool. He would spread his legs just wide enough apart so that someone could tilt the stool horizontally under him, then once under his massive body, the stool could then be turned upright where it was hidden under his low-hanging belly, low-hanging love-handles, and low-hanging back-fat. And when he stood up, the stool was lodged in place so that when we walked to get another tray of food, the stool being stuck in place went with him. And when he sat down, his belly, love-handles, and lower-back-fat made contact with the floor and nobody could see his feet or the stool he was sitting on.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">As he would sit down again to resume eating, some teen age kids were sitting at a table not far from his, and they were constantly harassing him, saying things like "Oink! Oink! Oink! Lookit the great big fat piggy! Pig, pig, pig, SUUUUUEEEEE! SUUUUEEE! Pig, pig, pig, SUUUUUEEEEE! SUUUUEEEEE! Hey Piggy! How much beer can the belly hold?" and while they were teasing him, it did not bother him in the least. He just smiled and laughed back at them. He actually enjoyed their rude and sarcastic comments.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">And then, when he was having his heart attack, the teen age kids continued with their rude comments saying more stuff like "What's the matter Piggy? You've been hungry for food, now your gasping, hungry for air! Aw! Poor Piggy is gonna die! That's what you geet for eating too much! Serves you right, Piggy, Piggy Piggy!" and as he died, his knees buckled under him and he died in an almost standing position, his belly, love-handles, and lower-back-fat making contact with the floor and his feet were hidden. He looked like he had no legs. He had died like a true super morbidly obese apple-shaped male and greedy diabetic glutton as all happy gluttons hope to someday die. And that is from a massive heart attack while making a big fat greedy pig of himself at an All You Can Eat Buffet.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">A super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease is only happy when eating as much as he pleases, just sitting around the house in the nude, watching TV, guzzling beer all day long, eating and sleeping. A true lazy obese greedy glutton likes to spend about 8 hours each day, constantly eating, and then sleeping for 16 hours, waking up in the middle of the night to have another big meal, then going back to sleep again. Greedy obese gluttons hate to exercise, and they don't even care to have sex because it sounds too much like strenuous exercise. A greedy glutton love having a huge round belly that hangs down over his penis and down below his knees. A true glutton actually hates having sex and is very happy that he can't have sex. He would much rather eat and sleep instead.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Also, a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic male glutton with heart disease actually loves the way his groin hangs down over his penis, the way his enormous round belly hangs down over his groin and way down below his knees, the way his love-handles hang way down below his hips, and the way that great big roll of fat on his lower back hangs way down below his butt. He actually loves shaving those deep sweaty skin-folds under his huge massive upper-body, and thoroughly enjoys how his heavy strong musky body odor just fills an entire room, with his enormous size and heavy strong body odor making him the most dominant person in a room full of people.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next picture below is another example of the perfect apple-shaped obese male male greedy diabetic glutton.<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxPVKMPwwcFoNx2uc0F-bTdUeFECoR-XE4naKG8Ir5BaallLlFqlzgS8uv5tb5zjYF2kHGuXZq7DddQH657B1-PW_3PvuYNmLNAEIYwgoc353NVXc78sDzK_qwA2vvhOkWRPKWcYDMeom6/s1600-h/Becoming+A+Diabetic.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxPVKMPwwcFoNx2uc0F-bTdUeFECoR-XE4naKG8Ir5BaallLlFqlzgS8uv5tb5zjYF2kHGuXZq7DddQH657B1-PW_3PvuYNmLNAEIYwgoc353NVXc78sDzK_qwA2vvhOkWRPKWcYDMeom6/s400/Becoming+A+Diabetic.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370397934983937954" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">You know you are an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease if you are 17 years old and still wear the same size shorts that you wore when you were only 12 years old and only weighing only 100 pounds, but your shirts are much larger now and even a SIZE 12 XL shirt will not completely cover your huge round belly because of your super super super huge and massive upper-body.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">And now, I shall end this article here and I would like to introduce you all to . . .<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">THE BIG FAT BAD APPLE BOYS!<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEQmpVZRiZleot2lyoJqc5by7gH4B5o_9qUoVqdIeYcdZK2_7ljl9lSRjktJY6ZSWjHE-kjHQ70GDgoZiDmd4WS0IRzZG9jm_IXd7Kreduy16jL2a5ze9S5q8pbIL7xISwZzud7UOn4tdA/s1600-h/Morbidly+Obese+Greedy+Diabetic+Glutton.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEQmpVZRiZleot2lyoJqc5by7gH4B5o_9qUoVqdIeYcdZK2_7ljl9lSRjktJY6ZSWjHE-kjHQ70GDgoZiDmd4WS0IRzZG9jm_IXd7Kreduy16jL2a5ze9S5q8pbIL7xISwZzud7UOn4tdA/s400/Morbidly+Obese+Greedy+Diabetic+Glutton.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370395496936374930" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaLB6kL4ZMYrxn1tMBgZaLjphd3fVPzcBuhhwPWliv5A1TJSkSYOGCpXLlJGnGFiAxqGomLcYXvpHRfYnUeim-v9P49SFvtMiwIEZIUdgE2xxRHy_-a-u3dxGaK92c4ibWXlZTcEtVFVYK/s1600-h/We+Are+Big+Fat+Ugly+Diabetic+Gluttons+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaLB6kL4ZMYrxn1tMBgZaLjphd3fVPzcBuhhwPWliv5A1TJSkSYOGCpXLlJGnGFiAxqGomLcYXvpHRfYnUeim-v9P49SFvtMiwIEZIUdgE2xxRHy_-a-u3dxGaK92c4ibWXlZTcEtVFVYK/s400/We+Are+Big+Fat+Ugly+Diabetic+Gluttons+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371450692402699538" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Please click on image above to see<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjuHMAPcekLyTJIt-G5dshWbnmLxL4geHhn9Xi-imGnwyPbb-RJYwMuTL5gczTsqngwKDwO1G3cGVfGFPUw7PReOUKfhFEoqjBUzTXAm9cqOrarXSBnIz9EiGwoIlVNxQDAYGsyEdKUkIv/s1600-h/Butt-crack+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjuHMAPcekLyTJIt-G5dshWbnmLxL4geHhn9Xi-imGnwyPbb-RJYwMuTL5gczTsqngwKDwO1G3cGVfGFPUw7PReOUKfhFEoqjBUzTXAm9cqOrarXSBnIz9EiGwoIlVNxQDAYGsyEdKUkIv/s400/Butt-crack+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376087433181191010" border="0" /></a><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE END</span></span><br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com42tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-63764814632757534672009-06-02T04:59:00.023-06:002010-11-13T21:04:51.379-07:00Apple Shape Vs Pear Shaped - Being Apple Shaped A Greater Health Risk, But Also A Lot More Fun!<div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;">THE APPLE-SHAPED OBESE MALE BODY</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"> VERSES THE OBESE PEAR-SHAPED BODY.</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"> WHICH SHAPE WOULD YOU PREFER TO BE?</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGDeznmz003zC-KuuwhZvWsa20QSHiQ2zWmbUAqZct07TPUZAFf7vTjCAoFKm9KPMK7s-BPlAXjPgibBvM9kO75drnNv-pDK5LNTxAl1USKAFrFgfcgcMZyjWJHWGlqgL0w9VlYJO1siHb/s1600-h/Ugly+Obese+Diabetic+Glutton.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 360px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGDeznmz003zC-KuuwhZvWsa20QSHiQ2zWmbUAqZct07TPUZAFf7vTjCAoFKm9KPMK7s-BPlAXjPgibBvM9kO75drnNv-pDK5LNTxAl1USKAFrFgfcgcMZyjWJHWGlqgL0w9VlYJO1siHb/s400/Ugly+Obese+Diabetic+Glutton.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342665328540844610" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">The picture above is an extreme example of the apple-shaped obese male body. Most obese males tend to be more apple-shaped while most obese females are usually pear-shaped. Of course, one dose see some obese females who are somewhat apple-shaped, but not to the same extreme as obese males might be, and sometimes one does see pear-shaped obese males.<br /><br />This article is all about how being an obese apple-shaped male glutton is lots of fun! Yes, being apple-shape greatly increases your risk of becoming an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease while being pear-shape greatly reduces the risk of obesity related disease, but despite the health risks and the dangers, being an apple-shape obese male is a lot of fun!<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div> <span style="text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><br /></span> <div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiftOb8mYMPRgxaIJVtiG2XzkhxRF5nI0busRwh1EwuqRlyXpha_nFCcLa3o8z4PH0_wAbN72ApX3mzGVKbkOgnS0CSRn3dw9bWlkvjBDI7E1eqgL9gbwEGYz47CdrIJy90FDxfROgdHb_/s1600-h/BodyShape+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiftOb8mYMPRgxaIJVtiG2XzkhxRF5nI0busRwh1EwuqRlyXpha_nFCcLa3o8z4PH0_wAbN72ApX3mzGVKbkOgnS0CSRn3dw9bWlkvjBDI7E1eqgL9gbwEGYz47CdrIJy90FDxfROgdHb_/s400/BodyShape+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306958146681224354" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">If you are broad in the shoulders and chest and have big fat man boobs or "moobs" have fat arms, a huge round belly above the waist-band of your pants, love-handles that are broader than your hips, a roll of fat on your lower back that protrudes out further than your butt, a small butt, narrow hips, and thinner legs, then you are apple-shaped, having mostly upper-body fat.<br /><br />If you are more narrow in the shoulders and smaller in the chest, somewhat larger around the waist, but much bigger around the hips and having broad round hips, a big fat butt, and big fat thunder-thighs, then you are more pear-shaped, having mostly lower-body fat.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0vljBkV1nkOA_UAvkEsoMNW9ZXn1HQ2KdcX491mEiaGPjPYccyvuL_ucjlpqw6cEtaAJYBb6JCQstD37165tzrmAhKvzqvC9vN-nNyUQB2IUj8puJQcl2TDQqeM1dXGeRkxdlogM-Itks/s1600-h/BodyShape+2+b.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0vljBkV1nkOA_UAvkEsoMNW9ZXn1HQ2KdcX491mEiaGPjPYccyvuL_ucjlpqw6cEtaAJYBb6JCQstD37165tzrmAhKvzqvC9vN-nNyUQB2IUj8puJQcl2TDQqeM1dXGeRkxdlogM-Itks/s400/BodyShape+2+b.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307280209337167042" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view.</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Most obese men tend to be more apple-shaped while most obese women tend to be more pear-shaped. Of course, there are some obese men who are pear-shaped and some obese women who are some-what apple-shaped, while many obese people are "proportional" meaning that the body-fat is more evenly distributed, but as a general rule, most obese men tend to be more apple-shaped while obese women tend to be more pear-shaped.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1gnpDrw390dFRMCgbJbHBn8Rqor1i4W0416Sc8vCWAaEUhyphenhyphenN-BT5AHwpq7bsIawJz8e_61rfNKLCGOuTjONhGxE47r7OiHuYi5sFSj2h3yLnwncQl_iPZMgAQacGurO-0EOoMSOar2QIx/s1600-h/BodyShape+2+c.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1gnpDrw390dFRMCgbJbHBn8Rqor1i4W0416Sc8vCWAaEUhyphenhyphenN-BT5AHwpq7bsIawJz8e_61rfNKLCGOuTjONhGxE47r7OiHuYi5sFSj2h3yLnwncQl_iPZMgAQacGurO-0EOoMSOar2QIx/s400/BodyShape+2+c.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307280812345023922" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">With increasing obesity, apple-shaped males will continue to gain more weight on the upper-body, the neck, arms, chest, belly, and love-handles, with very little weight, or almost no weight gain on the butt, hips, and thighs. Those who are pear-shaped will continue to gain most of their weight on the lower-body, on the groin area below the waist, the butt, hips and thighs, with less weight gain on the upper-body.<br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJKHLifFWlFRiGy_iYV4LDdGdpfp9AhSW9aYr1tOJ5OGNBfCpk5F-zTQCt7IrYMbC8RxAPGGR2eRwAmEBvXsYz4oWYgtBx0LBvYsQxk-b23DGOxO3cLQ56ifBrUIfDioYIrCX1kO4VYusd/s1600-h/BodyShape+2+d.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJKHLifFWlFRiGy_iYV4LDdGdpfp9AhSW9aYr1tOJ5OGNBfCpk5F-zTQCt7IrYMbC8RxAPGGR2eRwAmEBvXsYz4oWYgtBx0LBvYsQxk-b23DGOxO3cLQ56ifBrUIfDioYIrCX1kO4VYusd/s400/BodyShape+2+d.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312102956773916018" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">As an apple-shape male continues to gain more and more weight, his upper-belly will hang down over his groin, his love-handles will become much wider than his hips, and may even hang down over the hips, and he'll get a big roll of fat on his lower-back that will even protrude out further than his butt, and his breasts or his great big fat man-boobs, or "moobs" will get larger, even larger than a woman's breasts! And his arms will get fatter, and in extreme cases, his arms my even get to be bigger around than his legs!<br /><br />As a pear-shape person, male or female, continues to gain more weight, the lower groin area becomes larger, and hangs down lower over the genitalia, making it physically impossible to have sexual intercourse, and the hips will get broader and more rounded out, and the butt will become so huge that it will be physically impossible for a person to reach around behind to wipe with toilet paper! And the thunder-thighs will become so big that the pear-shaped obese person will walk bull-legged.<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHlFhs2OrFUX0Onhd1I7bYYArYiqONc6QdIRCKvUNKF2hvIRHt3uGNunTWsUeo6dKZOQRnEhUtYknnrQhXn33MLa2RmoI7EN1KVLiuTHSpSbtzIqHgCWblpNSmE8dptf-MeGxGTmMwG9KN/s1600-h/BodyShape+2+e.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHlFhs2OrFUX0Onhd1I7bYYArYiqONc6QdIRCKvUNKF2hvIRHt3uGNunTWsUeo6dKZOQRnEhUtYknnrQhXn33MLa2RmoI7EN1KVLiuTHSpSbtzIqHgCWblpNSmE8dptf-MeGxGTmMwG9KN/s400/BodyShape+2+e.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312107584900733474" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">As an apple-shaped male become more and more obese, his belly which hangs down over his groin, will eventually hang down over his thighs and down to his knees, or even lower! As a pear-shape person become more obese, it is the huge groin area below the waist that will eventually hang down over the thighs and down to the knees, or lower.<br /><br />In the case of the apple-shaped obese male, his upper-body may eventually even hang down over his lower-body, while in the case of an obese person who is pear-shaped, it is the lower-body that will eventually hang down lower over the legs.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh73R0aV52_szL3Sxl1Ogy7H57otjhbv8hERmz4_iGNIkwySM5UaP5fOCzUk2gX-lOOBPMuDILUi42IepHiZN2vio-16G0tYSYS1xXQSdzI_2NDmOIoSLxhjRO4k6Kf3ynvCC8cFsGeF6ME/s1600-h/BodyShape+2+f.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh73R0aV52_szL3Sxl1Ogy7H57otjhbv8hERmz4_iGNIkwySM5UaP5fOCzUk2gX-lOOBPMuDILUi42IepHiZN2vio-16G0tYSYS1xXQSdzI_2NDmOIoSLxhjRO4k6Kf3ynvCC8cFsGeF6ME/s400/BodyShape+2+f.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312110270042204514" border="0" /></a><br />Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">And finally, as obesity continues to increase in apple-shaped males, the love-handles will hang down over the hips, and even lower than the hips, making it physically impossible to put on a pair of pants anymore. He will be unable to wipe his own butt with toilet paper, not because of a big ass, no, he will still have a small butt. It will be because his upper-body has become so huge and massive that he will not be able to reach around it to wipe his own butt!<br /><br />As obesity continues to increase in a person who is pear-shaped, the butt will become too wide to get through doorways, and the thighs will become so big around that it will become physically impossible to bend the knees or even walk anymore.<br /><br />As obesity increases in an apple-shaped male, it is his love-handles above his hips that will become too wide to get through doorways. His legs will still be thin enough and flexible enough to bend at the knees, but his legs may become too weak to support the weight of his huge massive upper-body. But his arms will become too fat to bend at the elbows and his arms will lay straight out on the side of his massive upper-body.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >MOST OBESE MALES ARE APPLE-SHAPED WHILE</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >MOST OBESE FEMALES ARE PEAR-SHAPED</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRnIuoOj1CKl4ASQqoE79ouI-6P6ruylSysvPyWBklzYi-__ERU91kLEVw1dF0YpHkF3d1WEfPmI08BUNm2U_gI2F4DferOAHpafYleziUtWVR5l2XtqVB9h9sEvkrzfsT1Zd9NBf29RkD/s1600-h/Body+Shape+7.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRnIuoOj1CKl4ASQqoE79ouI-6P6ruylSysvPyWBklzYi-__ERU91kLEVw1dF0YpHkF3d1WEfPmI08BUNm2U_gI2F4DferOAHpafYleziUtWVR5l2XtqVB9h9sEvkrzfsT1Zd9NBf29RkD/s400/Body+Shape+7.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312115732307382658" border="0" /></a>Occasionally there will be some obese males who are pear-shaped almost like females, and some obese females who are somewhat apple-shaped almost like obese males, but usually not to the same extreme as one may see in obese males. The two photos above are some extreme examples of an apple-shaped obese male, and a pear-shaped obese female.<br /><br />The next picture below are examples of the typical overweight apple-shaped male, and a typical overweight apple-shaped female, and a typical pear-shape female. They are not exactly what one would classify as being obese, but merely overweight. The pear-shaped female is not even overweight as of yet.<br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUAb-4SbrZejso01jIH6iuSFLE3-_tUH_HaC3pcxjgcvQMZV9fnjHzYgcGvhyphenhyphenWKf6m5SeTQIFxDc9rIfI7JK4i4TAMkUZc7NPnVqAEaDHZnoIbmnuE03TN_7wEXUhezObupppj1XcXHvhz/s1600-h/Body+Shape+6.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUAb-4SbrZejso01jIH6iuSFLE3-_tUH_HaC3pcxjgcvQMZV9fnjHzYgcGvhyphenhyphenWKf6m5SeTQIFxDc9rIfI7JK4i4TAMkUZc7NPnVqAEaDHZnoIbmnuE03TN_7wEXUhezObupppj1XcXHvhz/s400/Body+Shape+6.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312117552744095266" border="0" /></a><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The male and one of the females, they are only slightly apple-shaped, while the second female has the typical pear-shaped body. This is what we normally see. They are actually perfect examples of the average male and females in the USA. Another words the average person is somewhat overweight, making up about 65% percent of the total population. About half of all overweight people are actually obese, or "morbidly" obese, but the average person is merely overweight and not yet obese.<br /><br />Hopefully, in the future, ALL overweight people will be come OBESE!<br /><br />With the typical apple-shaped male, his waist is at least slightly bigger around than his hips, while with the apple-shaped female, her waist and hips are approximately equal, and with the pear-shaped female, her hips are much bigger around then her waist, which is also typical.<br /><br />The next picture below is of a typical apple-shape female, and a typical pear-shaped female.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh61Dq868AJEE17NfO9c6qQjvQMc5nVs-sv1H5uM9locRlEgmpbKUwgbYGshTsb8k11d6E5iGOYh9ZggDvifbrhF0MAVIAznDnGFGnihlBUCUqBTqMxMsdDJoXCqWbVVpY7QLS0X6sx4Xi/s1600-h/Body+Shape+4.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 307px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh61Dq868AJEE17NfO9c6qQjvQMc5nVs-sv1H5uM9locRlEgmpbKUwgbYGshTsb8k11d6E5iGOYh9ZggDvifbrhF0MAVIAznDnGFGnihlBUCUqBTqMxMsdDJoXCqWbVVpY7QLS0X6sx4Xi/s400/Body+Shape+4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312120545688739250" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Although the female on the left is somewhat apple-shape, her waist is not as big around as her hips, but still smaller than her hips. As usual, the pear-shaped female's hips are much bigger around than her waist.<br /><br />The next picture below shows some rather extreme examples of the apple-shaped male and the extreme apple-shape female as compared to the typical apple-shaped female and the typical pear-shaped female.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVN7QslSSNCNv1CW3I_OTSOGL6sdXw8D0x_wl-al4_dlKHBEvFkM768DFOjII6QQ884bA722QM2YMdSjsomzjTHeMP2HvItZL-Ziyr4wFEvnWL4F3Im1ImQK23OebDMQZsM4O2l3um3gKn/s1600-h/Body+Shape+5.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVN7QslSSNCNv1CW3I_OTSOGL6sdXw8D0x_wl-al4_dlKHBEvFkM768DFOjII6QQ884bA722QM2YMdSjsomzjTHeMP2HvItZL-Ziyr4wFEvnWL4F3Im1ImQK23OebDMQZsM4O2l3um3gKn/s400/Body+Shape+5.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312123982225893586" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The picture above shows an extreme example of an apple-shaped male and an extreme example of an apple-shaped female, along with the typical apple-shape and pear-shaped female. While it is not uncommon to see obese apple-shape males with a belly much bigger around than the hips, one rarely sees an apple-shape female who's belly is a lot bigger around than her hips.<br /><br />With most apple-shape females, the waist is usually still smaller than her hips, or equal to her hips, but very seldom do we see apple-shaped females with a belly much bigger around than the hips. Yes, it does happen, but not very often. The belly being a lot bigger around than the hips, mostly occurs in apple-shaped males.<br /><br />If a male's waist is equal to his hips, he is still not yet considered to be apple-shape. A female would be considered apple-shaped, but not a male. With most males, the waist is only slightly smaller than the hips, or about equal to the hips. Only when the belly is somewhat bigger around than the hips, is a male considered to be apple-shaped. Also, it's not uncommon to see obese apple-shaped males with a belly significantly bigger around than the hips.<br /><br />The next picture below shows what is meant by being apple-shaped or pear-shaped.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7bfhzufhlgTE0P1j_iZnFL0Bj591Fk57CLrNmZj88mfN_TPLJmtOmSn6RvF_Fz1YwHMEjPIZvLHnyo8IdPgOt3hFW8ygGlOaTBW8or3MEHt-apbpfK9GkVWe9dUIfHvPFzPILAf2zZS75/s1600-h/Body+Shape+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7bfhzufhlgTE0P1j_iZnFL0Bj591Fk57CLrNmZj88mfN_TPLJmtOmSn6RvF_Fz1YwHMEjPIZvLHnyo8IdPgOt3hFW8ygGlOaTBW8or3MEHt-apbpfK9GkVWe9dUIfHvPFzPILAf2zZS75/s400/Body+Shape+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312129762039608674" border="0" /></a><br />An apple is bigger around at the upper half and smaller around at the lower half, so if your belly is bigger around than your hips, you are an apple.<br /><br />A pear is smaller around at the upper half and bigger around at the lower half, so if your waist has a much smaller circumference than your hips, you are a pear.<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">How to determine if you are an apple or a pear, or<br />how to </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">calculate your WHR, your Hip to Waist Ratio</span><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span>To determine if you are apple-shaped or pear-shaped, all you need is a tape measure. If you are a typical male who is not yet overweight, or a female, overweight or not, then first you measure yourself around your waist where it is at it's smallest circumference, then you measure yourself around your hips at it's broadest circumference.<br /><br />Then you divide your waist circumference by your hip circumference.<br /><br />Using myself as an example:<br /><br />I'm obese, about 5 feet 6 inches tall and 400 pounds, and I measure 64 inches around my waist and 70 inches around my hips. Therefore, because my waist is still smaller than my hips, I can still measure myself around my waist at it smallest circumference, which happens to be 64 inches, which is smaller than my 70 inch hips.<br /><br />Then I divide my waist circumference by my hip circumference.<br /><br />Waist = 64 inches<br />Hips = 70 inches<br /><br />WAIST/HIPS = 64/70 = 0.9<br /><br />WHR = 0.9<br /><br />And so, my WHR, my Waist to Hip Ratio, is o.9 therefore, I'm not considered apple-shaped yet, that is because I'm a male. If I were a female with a WHR of 0.9, then I would be considered to be apple-shaped, but for males, that still not yet apple-shaped. Even if my waist were equal to my hips, since I'm a male, I still would not be considered apple-shaped, but a female would be classified as apple-shaped.<br /><br />I actually have an ideal WHR for males, even though I'm obese, my WHR is still in the ideal range.<br /><br />The ideal WHR for males is 0.9 not to exceed 1.0<br /><br />The ideal WHR for females is 0.7 not to exceed 0.8<br /><br />If a male's WHR were to exceed 1.0 or a female's WHR were to exceeds 0.8 then they would both be considered apple-shaped.<br /><br />For males, as long as your waist circumference is still less than or equal to your hip circumference, then you can still calculate your WHR by measuring around your hips at it's greatest circumference, and around your waist at it's smallest circumference.<br /><br />But what if your belly is bigger around than your hip? Then what?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Your WHR or your BHR? Your Waist to Hip Ratio or<br />your Belly to Hip Ratio?<br /><br /></span>If your belly is bigger around than your hips, then you really don't have a wasitline anymore! And so, you can no longer measure yourself around your waist, because you have no waist, only a big round belly above your hips.<br /><br />So now, since you don't have a waistline anymore, then you can not measure around your "waist" at its smallest circumference because you have no waist! Instead, you must now measure yourself around your belly at its greatest circumference, and of course, you still measure yourself around your hips at it's broadest circumference.<br /><br />And so, for example:<br /><br />If your belly is bigger around than your hips, and it measures 56 inches around at its greatest circumference, and your hips measure 42 inches around at its greatest circumference, then you calculate your BHR, Belly to Hip Ratio, instead of the WHR, Waist to Hip Ratio. And then, you divide your belly circumference by your hip circumference.<br /><br />For example:<br /><br />Belly = 56 inches<br />Hips - 42 inches<br /><br />BELLY/HIPS = 56/42 = 1.3<br /><br />BHR = 1.3<br /><br />Therefore, if you are an apple-shaped male, then you must calculate your BHR instead of the WHR, because your belly is bigger around than your hips.<br /><br />If your WHR is less than 1.0 for males or less than o.8 for females, then you have a low Waist to Hip Ratio or a low WHR. If a female has a WHR that is greater than 0.8 then she is said to have a higher Waist to Hip Ratio or a higher WHR. So, we have what is refered to as either a low WHR and a high WHR, and of course, for health reasons, it's better to have a low WHR instead of a high WHR. In the case of apple-shaped males, it would be a high BHR, Belly to Hip Ratio instead of WHR, Waist to Hip Ratio.<br /><br />Remember: extreme apple-shaped obese males do not have a waistline anymore!<br /><br />If your belly is muich bigger around than your hips, you do not have a waistline!<br /><br />Sorry guys! But the waistband of your pants DOES NOT COUNT as your "waistline" anymore, if your belly above the waistband of your pants hangs down over the belt and down over the front of your pants.<br /><br />Again, you no longer have a waistline. you only have a big belly above your hips!<br /><br />Now, for mostly males (and on rare instances for females) if your belly is bigger around than your hips, that is, if you have a BHR, not a WHR, but a BHR that is greater than 1.0 then you have a high ratio, a high BHR, or Belly to Hip Ratio. There is no such thing as a low BHR, only a low WHR or a high WHR, but NEVER a low BHR, because the Belly to Hip Ratio designates any number that is higher than 1.0 which is on the borderline between having a WHR or a BHR. As long as your waist is smaller than your hips, then you have a WHR, but if your belly is bigger around than your hips, then you can't have a WHR, because you don't have a waistline. You can only have a BHR.<br /><br />Therefore, the WHR can be either low or high, but the BHR can only be high since it exceeds 1.0 the borderline between having a WHR or a BHR. The WHR is less than 1.0 and the BHR is greater than 1.0 which is the borderline between the two designations, WHR and BHR.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The next picture below shows a typical athletic looking male and a typical athletic looking female, and how to measure the WHR, the Waist to Hip Ratio on a male and a female.<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjM__ar2E8uFjJRC2zLe7m-AvsXqtdHw-ii5VDtKNppIok6-Tvgrj_J75SjsF1SgggiVoUjTcXM_J7gdZRoD2H6V4gWKe5-jmc3jTU9bn7NQLqHob01J92BDu21O2T0QeY4o07XCC2egaih/s1600-h/Calculate+Your+WHR+01.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjM__ar2E8uFjJRC2zLe7m-AvsXqtdHw-ii5VDtKNppIok6-Tvgrj_J75SjsF1SgggiVoUjTcXM_J7gdZRoD2H6V4gWKe5-jmc3jTU9bn7NQLqHob01J92BDu21O2T0QeY4o07XCC2egaih/s400/Calculate+Your+WHR+01.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312183050780490098" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The next picture below is an example of an extreme apple-shaped obese male as compared to the athletic male and the athletic female.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZGmpfZFeVDzrXXpS1M9rZjvI2mnA_LO54m4y9IXfFzf3-Ijvo6X2jPiftNjSXo8SxTK7VBdkdHXhsY9LNzKXfGtIdO9TyV4jpxaKot1PqVtWm7BRMEbGAMagIfyGE42dOmOAY4eYwsfB9/s1600-h/Calculate+Your+WHR+02.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZGmpfZFeVDzrXXpS1M9rZjvI2mnA_LO54m4y9IXfFzf3-Ijvo6X2jPiftNjSXo8SxTK7VBdkdHXhsY9LNzKXfGtIdO9TyV4jpxaKot1PqVtWm7BRMEbGAMagIfyGE42dOmOAY4eYwsfB9/s400/Calculate+Your+WHR+02.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312185870954672178" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The athletic male is able to measure his WHR and the athletic female is also able to measure her WHR, but the obese apple-shape male can only measure his BHR instead.<br /><br />Again: the waistband of his shorts DOES NOT COUNT as being his "waistline" because he doesn't have a waistline anymore, but only a great big belly above his hips.<br /><br />You notice that his belly is at least twice as big around as his hips, that his chest is also much bigger around than his hips, and his arms are even bigger around than his legs!<br /><br />YES! I have actually seen a few extreme apple-shaped men with fat arms and skinny legs, their arms actually being bigger around than the legs! It does happen. I once saw a young man with a huge belly hanging down over his the waistband of his short pants causing his shorts to slide halfway down on his butt, and he could not find any shirts big enough to cover his belly, so he want around out in public, showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack.<br /><br />He had big fat arms, a huge round belly, a small butt, and skinny legs, and as he was walking the streets, I could hear him huffing and puffing, breathing heavily, with beads of sweat breaking out on his fat face. He looked like he was going to have a heart attack at any moment.<br /><br />The next picture below shows the same apple-shaped obese male as seen from the front view, the side view, and the rear view.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn_UGpvoH-gsiE4S7whEoKWZffl-094jown3RqgxCSovR6AuVPBUmenAbrXax9OnAmRyNX8qKIrUJYLfgOYknngDtldqSHXXOhBBbHT6cU0KOf3NuC4YL-cAb5MIxm7kT3pUjgSAjXMHk9/s1600-h/Calculate+Your+WHR+03.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn_UGpvoH-gsiE4S7whEoKWZffl-094jown3RqgxCSovR6AuVPBUmenAbrXax9OnAmRyNX8qKIrUJYLfgOYknngDtldqSHXXOhBBbHT6cU0KOf3NuC4YL-cAb5MIxm7kT3pUjgSAjXMHk9/s400/Calculate+Your+WHR+03.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312193400689741698" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">From the front view you can see that his chest is much bigger around than his hips, that his belly is even bigger around than his chest and at least twice as big around as his hips, and that he has fat arms and skinny legs.<br /><br />From the side view you notice he has a big roll of fat on his lower back the protrudes out much further than his butt, the he has a great big round belly, and a small butt.<br /><br />From the rear view, you notice that his love-handles are much broader than his hips, and are even beginning to hang down over his hips and his butt. Also, his love-handles are much larger than his butt-cheeks.<br /><br />That sure is a massive amount of upper-body fat that he has to carry around on his short, skinny little legs. I would say, he's not long for this world.<br /><br />This is the the shape that every obese male glutton should try to achieve at the very least!<br /><br />The next picture below shows the athletic male again, the apple-shape obese male, and the same apple-shaped obese male after gaining even more weight to become even more obese.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP65OUUo9HqTI7uYEHmRJLOjpjHXDCdZZ59rrOfXapaLRN5H0TscWFVc_UcjrblZwlhdSinu9nX5zGE4kj7ZCmcAld0y7H0ArnCtjldVqHGI1bgly8a0cpa5xpWPx1zK-FLNrZAJFQgtKi/s1600-h/Calculate+Your+WHR+04.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP65OUUo9HqTI7uYEHmRJLOjpjHXDCdZZ59rrOfXapaLRN5H0TscWFVc_UcjrblZwlhdSinu9nX5zGE4kj7ZCmcAld0y7H0ArnCtjldVqHGI1bgly8a0cpa5xpWPx1zK-FLNrZAJFQgtKi/s400/Calculate+Your+WHR+04.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312204963154156098" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">a much larger easier to read view<br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Again, it shows the athletic male who can measure his waist and hips to calculate his WHR and the apple-shaped obese male who must measure around his belly and hips to calculate his BHR instead, because as mentioned earlier, he dosesn't have a "waist" any more! Only a big belly!<br /><br />The athletic male on the left, he measures 36 inches around and his waist and 42 inches around around his hips, so his waist circumference is smaller than the circumference of his hips.<br /><br />Waist = 36 inches<br />Hips = 42 inches<br /><br />WAIST/HIPS = 36/42 = o.85<br /><br />WHR = o.85<br /><br />The obese apple-shaped male in the middle of the picture, he measures 156 inches around his belly but only 48 inches around his hips. Therefore his belly is much bigger around than his hips. Also, he weighs about 930 pounds!<br /><br />Belly = 156 inches<br />Hips = 48 inches<br /><br />BELLY/HIPS = 156/48 = 3.25<br /><br />BHR = 3.25<br /><br />And finally, after the apple-shape male has gained more weight on his upper-body, as depicted my the obese male on the right, he now measures 264 inches around his belly, but still only 48 inches around his hips! And he now weighs about 1,850 pounds, setting a New World's Record!<br /><br />Belly = 264 inches<br />Hips = 48 inches<br /><br />BELLY/HIPS = 264/48 = 5.50<br /><br />BHR = 5.50<br /><br />And so, as you can see, after nearly doubling his weight, he still only has 48 inch hips! And get this!!! He still wears the same size shorts that he wore over 10 years earlier when he only weighed about 230 pounds!!!<br /><br />You also notice that his upper arms, and even his forearms are now bigger around than his hips! Now, as I had mentioned before, I have actually seen a few obese apple-shaped males who's arms were bigger around than their legs, and even an apple-shaped obese female with really fat arms, and real skinny legs, and her arms were also bigger around than her legs!<br /><br />But I have never actually seen an obese apple-shaped person, male or female, who's arms were bigger around than the hips. Now that is something that I would really love to see, and I would truly love to be!!!<br /><br />I once saw an obese pear-shape female who's thighs were bigger around than her chest, so she was almost a perfect pear-shape. If her lower-legs, or calves had also been bigger around than her chest, then she would have been the perfect pear-shaped obese person. She was close to perfection, but not quite.<br /><br />The perfect apple-shaped obese male would have upper arms, and forearms, that are bigger around than his hips, and even his neck being bigger around than his hips. That would be the perfect apple-shaped obese male!<br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Health Risks And The Consequences Of<br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Being Apple-Shaped And The Much </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lower<br />Health Risks Of Being More Pear-Shaped<br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Now, we have all heard about how obesity is dangerous to one's health, that it increases the health risks of getting Type 2 Diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, etc. etc. and how obesity can greatly shorten one's lifespan. This of course all depends on whether one is apple-shaped or pear-shaped.<br /><br />So, it's not merely a simple matter of how much you weigh, or how overweight you are, or how fat you are, or even how obese you are. It's not just how much fat you have on your body, but rather, how the fat is distributed on your body, where you carry most of your fat. Therfore, for health reasons, if one is obese, then it is far better to be pear-shaped than it is to be apple-shaped.<br /><br />It is a well established medical fact, that being apple-shaped, having mostly upper-body fat, or being "top heavy" is far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped, having mostly lower-body fat, or being "bottom heavy" and therefore, it is much safer to be pear-shaped instead of being apple-shaped.<br /><br />Of course, this dose not necessarily mean, that obese people who are pear-shaped are totally immune to having any obesity related diseases, but only that being pear-shape places you at a much lower risk, that's why it is better to be pear-shaped.<br /><br />There is a bio-chemical or hormonal difference between upper-body fat and lower-body fat. The fat on the lower-body, on the hips, butt, and thighs holds higher levels of Omega-3 fatty acids which are good for the heart and the brain, while the fat on the upper-body, on the chest, arms, and the belly above the waist may have higher levels of Omega-6 fatty acids, which is far less beneficial for the heart and brain. Excessive levels of Omega-6 fatty acids may actually be damaging to the heart and can even impair brain function, while having mostly lower-body fat, on the hips, butt, and thighs, may actually protect you against many obesity related diseases because of the higher contrations of Omega-3 fatty acides in the lower-body fat cells.<br /><br />There are also some more benifits to being pear-shaped as an obese person.<br /><br />For example:<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Here is a recent article from Times On Like written by Roger Dobsin and Roger Waite.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">* * * * * * *<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Curvy women are cleverer too</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">It was already known that men find curvy women more attractive and that they live longer. Now research suggests that women with an hourglass figure are brighter and have cleverer children, too. The study found that women with large hips and small waists are more intelligent than those with either “apple-shaped” or linear bodies.<br /><br />The paper, to be published in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour, suggests that such women give birth to more intelligent children - possibly a result of higher levels of omega 3 fatty acids on the hips. The researchers believe that the results offer a new explanation for why many men find curvy women more alluring. Nigella Lawson, the cookery presenter and Oxford University graduate, has one of Britain’s most famous hourglass figures, while Rachel Weisz, the curvy actress who won an Oscar for her role in The Constant Gardener, completed an English degree at Cambridge University while embarking on the first stages of her acting career.<br /><br />In the research, scientists at the Universities of Pittsburgh and California, Santa Barbara, used data from a study of 16,000 women and girls, which collected details of their body measurements and their scores in cognitive tests. They found that those women with a greater difference between the waist and hips scored significantly higher on the tests, as did their children. Such women are not necessarily skinny. What is important is that their waist should be smaller than their hips, with the ideal ratio being between 0.6 and 0.7.<br /><br />The researchers suggest that the fat around fuller hips and thighs holds higher levels of omega 3 fatty acids which are essential for the growth of the brain during pregnancy. Fat around the waist may have higher levels of omega 6 fatty acids, which are less suited to brain growth. Waist fat can also be a contributory factor in diabetes and heart disease. Thinner or linear-shaped women would simply lack enough of either type of fat.<br /><br />Although these theories await confirmation, Paula Hall, a sexual and relationship psychologist with Relate, said: “Having research that proves you can be sexy and intelligent is really positive. It shows that curvy women may be better at things other than raising children and doing cooking and housework.”<br /><br />The research may also explain why children born to teenage mothers do worse in cognitive tests: their mothers may have had insufficient stores of the best fatty acids. “The cognitive development of their children is reduced, and their own cognitive development is impaired compared with those mothers with a later first birth,” say the researchers.<br /><br />The study noted, however, that children born to teenage girls with traditional hourglass figures seemed to be protected from this phenomenon and did better in tests. A number of scientific studies have shown that men are “hard-wired” to find women with a greater waist-hip differential the most attractive. No one has yet been able to explain this, although theories include enhanced fertility, better childbearing abilities and longer life expectancy.<br /><br />Dr Harry Witchel, a senior lecturer in physiology at the Brighton and Sussex Medical School and a body language expert on the television programme Big Brother, said: “Until this point the only thing we have accepted is that they [curvy women] are at an advantage in contemporary western society. What these people are saying is that they also have an advantage biologically.”<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">* * * * * * *<br /><br /></span></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;">So, it appears that pear-shaped women my actually be more intelligent than women who are somewhat more apple-shaped since lower-body fat stores up more of the Omega-3 fatty acids, while upper-body fat stores up more of the Omega-6 fatty acids.<br /><br />The same could also hold true for pear-shaped men as well, since even in men, there is a hormonal or chamicel difference between lower-body fat and upper-body fat, and one dose see some pear-shaped men. A number of tests have shown that obese people who are pear-shaped often score higher in standard IQ tests than obese people who are apple-shaped, and obese people who are pear-shaped do live much longer than obese people who are more apple-shaped.<br /><br />I guess, one can conclude that . . . . . fat-ass = smart-ass!<br /><br />While a huge pot belly or beer belly with a small ass = dumb ass!<br /><br />And so, it appears the obese pear-shaped females not only live much longer than obese apple-shaped males, but obese pear-shaped females are also more intelligent than obese apple-shaped males. The obese pear-shaped female is highly intelligent while the obese apple-shaped male is dumb and happy!<br /><br />And that's the way it should be!<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Also, here is some more news for obese males who are apple-shaped with massive upper-bodies. This is an article from Science News.<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">* * * * * * * *<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Fat On Chest And Upper Back Increases Risk Of Insulin Resistance</span><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">August 17, 2007 (EurekAlert) - Upper trunk fat –– deposits of fat on the chest and back –– is associated with an increased risk of insulin resistance, a condition that is a precursor of type 2 diabetes, according to a study led by researchers at the San Francisco VA Medical Center (SFVAMC).<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">It is the first time such an association has been demonstrated, say the researchers.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">* * * * * * *<br /></span></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Therefore, it appears that obese apple-shaped males with excess fat on the chest, having great big breasts, or big fat man-boobs, or "moobs" and also, excess fat on the back, are at a much higher risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. One also has to wonder about that great big roll of fat that some obese apple-shaped males have on the lower-back that protrudes out over the butt.<br /><br />Here are some more articles about the much higher health risk of the apple-shaped male upper-body fat and the much lower health-risks, and even benefits, of pear-shaped lower-body fat.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Butt Fat Outdoes Gut Fat in Protecting Against Diabetes</span><br />Jan 16, 2009<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN25pz0eWtRNNbXOegRPQsNLly44hYpZgLwfFJfFWC6tjYdQ-SRJ0toM4prkwWqBHnwCT9bEt3FIZLn9BKh90DUOm11JxkI1xhwWb5WdmkGgHhy3oZtXUls2Tv2TkNAfHrqXaz742whrRV/s1600-h/Fat+Butt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 390px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN25pz0eWtRNNbXOegRPQsNLly44hYpZgLwfFJfFWC6tjYdQ-SRJ0toM4prkwWqBHnwCT9bEt3FIZLn9BKh90DUOm11JxkI1xhwWb5WdmkGgHhy3oZtXUls2Tv2TkNAfHrqXaz742whrRV/s400/Fat+Butt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342568041065799234" border="0" /></a>The fat that surrounds the hips and buttocks may<br />actually protect against developing type 2 diabetes<br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;">Tell this to your non-diabetic friends and relatives: The next time they look in a full-length mirror, they shouldn't be too quick to dismiss their ample hips and bottoms.<br /><br />A Harvard Medical School study has concluded that the fat that surrounds the hips and buttocks may actually protect against developing type 2 diabetes. That's because the fat that accumulates at the hips and buttocks, known as "subcutaneous fat," is different from, and more benign than the "visceral" fat, that amasses around the abdomen and causes a "beer belly."<br /><br />Subcutaneous fat on the hips and bottoms creates the rounded look known as the "pear-shape." It turns out that this kind of fat may actually improve a person's sensitivity to insulin. An insensitivity to or inability to use insulin correctly is a hallmark of type 2.<br /><br />Visceral fat, on the other hand, lowers insulin sensitivity and adds substantially to a person's risk for diabetes and heart disease.<br /><br />The researchers' conclusions were based on studies in which the two kinds of fat were artificially moved around in mice to see what would happen. Even when visceral fat was moved away from the abdomen, it remained insulin-resistant. But subcutaneous fat, even when it was moved to the abdomen, continued to be insulin-sensitive.<br /><br />Because moving the two types of fat around the body seemed to have no effect on how they functioned, scientists are not sure why subcutaneous fat is so beneficial and are continuing their research into finding out why. If they are successful in isolating the substances that produce this effect, their findings could lead to new type 2 treatments.<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">* * * * * * *<br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Here's another interesting article<br /><br /></span></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gut Check: Why Doctors Say Not All Fat Is Created Equal </span><br /><br />The recent report that having a pot belly in your 40s roughly triples your risk of dementia in later life is just the tip of an ominous adipose iceberg.<br /><br />Belly fat -- the visceral kind that accumulates around internal organs -- has also been linked to diabetes, high blood pressure, stroke, heart disease, gallbladder disease, sleep apnea and numerous cancers.<br /><br />Having a big belly is even more closely correlated with health problems than obesity in general. Last week, researchers from Harvard Medical School and Brigham and Women's Hospital reported that in a study of 44,636 women, those with waists larger than 35 inches were 79% more likely to die prematurely than those with waists less than 27 inches, even if their weight was normal.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsxZIONbemSwPYAQ7SzbZJmk8a1V7-45a2AVvTsER0mFheKj1ISYMM6eFNjRujpBrIm6ka8t0xkb1hZkAxsGs1tErnIdxUOOWQaoTzMoSVThv_LfYPhfM_wT6J13yoPC-tqy5YBPhdfXgX/s1600-h/Abdominal+Fat.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 360px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsxZIONbemSwPYAQ7SzbZJmk8a1V7-45a2AVvTsER0mFheKj1ISYMM6eFNjRujpBrIm6ka8t0xkb1hZkAxsGs1tErnIdxUOOWQaoTzMoSVThv_LfYPhfM_wT6J13yoPC-tqy5YBPhdfXgX/s400/Abdominal+Fat.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342574413699048258" border="0" /></a>For men, the danger point seems to be 40 inches or more. "These guys with small behinds but big 'beer guts' are at greater risk for health problems than men with higher Body Mass Index, but relatively less fat in the abdominal region," says Rudolph L. Leibel, co-director of the Naomi Berrie Diabetes Center at Columbia University Medical Center in New York.<br /><br />What makes abdominal fat so sinister isn't completely understood. One body of research suggests that visceral fat may make metabolic mischief in its own right, promoting insulin resistance, a precursor to diabetes, and inflammation, which may lead to heart disease.<br /><br />Another theory suggests that a big gut is essentially a marker -- an all-too-visible sign of psychological stress and other health problems, since the stress hormone cortisol seems to send fat into the abdomen. "It's possible it's a semi-innocent bystander, like a canary in the coal mine," says Dr. Leibel, who notes that if fat is building up inside the belly, it's probably also collecting in the liver, where it can lead to cirrhosis.<br /><br />The connection with dementia is also not well-understood; it could be that belly fat is linked to high blood pressure and poor vascular function, which then leads to Alzheimer's disease; or it could be a more random association, like gray hair going hand in hand with heart disease.<br /><br />Experts now think that subcutaneous fat -- the flabby variety under the skin in areas like the buttocks, legs and arms -- while unfashionable, is fairly benign. Researchers at the Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis demonstrated that when they removed an average of 22 pounds of subcutaneous fat via liposuction from 15 overweight women, they found no change in the women's cholesterol levels, triglycerides, insulin sensitivity or other health risks. "If they had lost that much fat by dieting, they would have substantially improved their metabolic profile, but they didn't," says Samuel Klein, director of WUSM's Center for Human Nutrition and the study's principal investigator. "It did make them thinner, though."<br /><br />Surgically removing visceral fat has been done on animals and some humans experimentally, but it is far more difficult and isn't likely to be a weight-loss option anytime soon.<br /><br />Of course, people generally can't choose where their fat is stored. That's determined mostly by heredity, hormones and aging. Men tend to deposit more fat in the gut than women, though after menopause, women start accumulating fat in the abdomen, too.<br /><br />The good news for both sexes is that visceral fat is often the first to go when someone loses weight in general. Aerobic exercise, like walking or running, is particularly effective. Doing sit-ups, abdominal crunches and pilates can strengthen your abdominal muscles, and help hold your stomach in, but they won't target visceral fat specifically.<br /><br />I've seen guys at the gym with impressive six-pack abs, but their gut is sticking out," says Michael D. Jensen, an endocrinologist at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn. "The minute they stop working out four hours a day, they'll be in big trouble."<br /><br />Is beer particularly destined to become belly fat? Only because it's an excellent vehicle for calories, and typically accompanies pretzels, peanuts and other salty, high-calorie food, experts say. "As far as I know, there's no good evidence that alcohol is like a cruise missile, headed for your intra-abdominal fat," says Dr. Leibel, employing yet another metaphor.<br /><br />Reducing stress also may be helpful. But supplements that promise to flatten your belly by reducing cortisol could be harmful, some experts warn. "Your adrenal gland is like a power tool," Dr. Leibel says. "You don't want to be messing around in the garage with it without supervision."<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Gut Instincts</span><br /><br />* A waist circumference of more than 40 inches for men, or 35 inches for a woman, is a sign of potentially dangerous girth.<br />* To measure accurately, lie down and run a tape measure around your midsection at the level of your navel.<br />* Flesh that is flabby and can be pinched between your fingers -- like "love handles" -- is likely to be subcutaneous fat. If your belly is firm but distended, that's likely to be visceral fat that is linked to many health problems.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">* * * * * * *<br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />So it appears that if you have a huge round belly above the belt, if it is soft and flabby, then it's mostly subcutaneous fat which is harmless, but if you big round pot-belly is firm and solid, then it's due visceral fat under the muscle wall of the abdomen which collect around the internal organs greatly increasing the risk of Type 2 Diabetes and hear disease.<br /><br />Now there are many apple-shape obese males who have really soft flabby bellies above the belt and hanging down over the belt, the the soft flabby subcutaneous fat is still harmless, even it it's on the upper belly, but you may still have a lot of visceral fat under the muscle wall as depicted in the next picture below.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzbr0ZS5ID4zri0JhIc1uZEXPUhYmFv7W5DBcP6dj76CC23yDVoWDFr3fhPASK8OG4wULqgh-oImlRG0yk_Qdk1I8wU75qqkTlXytWNFzTkvi6acHKChHPSXojayH2Gemh7jTKni8I9Pc5/s1600-h/Dangerous+Belly+Fat.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 344px; height: 153px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzbr0ZS5ID4zri0JhIc1uZEXPUhYmFv7W5DBcP6dj76CC23yDVoWDFr3fhPASK8OG4wULqgh-oImlRG0yk_Qdk1I8wU75qqkTlXytWNFzTkvi6acHKChHPSXojayH2Gemh7jTKni8I9Pc5/s400/Dangerous+Belly+Fat.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343005169047746962" border="0" /></a>Visceral fat is kind of hard and waxy and collects on the internal organs under the muscle wall of the abdomen and it is this visceral fat which gives some men a firm round "ball belly" that is not very soft, but more firm and solid. It is this visceral fat that causes Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, and most apple-shaped obese males tend to have this build-up of visceral fat.<br /><br />Subcutaneous fat is soft and flabby and more jelly-like and is relatively harmless compared to the more dangerous visceral fat. Many apple-shaped obese males may have a huge round belly above the belt and hanging down over the belt that is soft and flabby and jiggles and quivers like jelly. This type of belly fat is harmless, but it does not let apple-shaped obese males completely off the hook, because they may still have a great accumulation of visceral fat deep inside under the muscle wall of the abdomen and collecting around the heart and internal organs.<br /><br />This is why being an apple-shaped obese male is more dangerous to one's health while being a more pear-shaped obese person is less risky. If you are pear-shaped, then you have a much lower risk of getting any obesity related disease.<br /><br />But even though being apple-shaped is more dangerous, if you are a greedy happy glutton, it's still a lot more fun because you'll be walking around out in public with your pants sliding half-way down on your ass, and you get to show off your bellybutton and butt-crack.<br /><br />So, even though being apple-shaped is more dangerous than being pear-shaped, it's still a Hell of a lot more fun than being pear-shaped.<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Now here is some good news for super obese apple-shaped male gluttons who love to eat! Yes, despite the dangers of upper-body fat on the belly above the belt, it's still more fun because it actually increases your appetite and makes you want to eat even more!!!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">A FAT BELLY MAY FUEL DESIRE TO EAT MORE</span></span><br /><br /></span></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk5VMRFGw9EGKpxTsO4VZu_SLM-Dhne0GuH4Y7W_7c_g9Dxr4EWB8szB1rTbTdcN2ke3OGA-dZxVDrKbcUoGhZdZN9X-E0DZ73rfV7lLdi4dPpbleoJyhCEiawZFORIs2sjXfHwT2hpDUg/s1600-h/Hungry+Fat+Belly.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk5VMRFGw9EGKpxTsO4VZu_SLM-Dhne0GuH4Y7W_7c_g9Dxr4EWB8szB1rTbTdcN2ke3OGA-dZxVDrKbcUoGhZdZN9X-E0DZ73rfV7lLdi4dPpbleoJyhCEiawZFORIs2sjXfHwT2hpDUg/s400/Hungry+Fat+Belly.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342579894725226818" border="0" /></a>From the London Free Press...<br /><br />"Belly fat breeds fat"<br /><br />by John Miner, Sun Media<br />Tue, April 15, 2008<br /><br />Your belly fat could be making you hungrier, triggering you to eat more and making you even fatter, London scientists have discovered. “It is a vicious cycle,” said Lawson Health Research’s Dr. Kaiping Yang, a professor at the Schulich School of Medicine and Dentistry.<br /><br />Yang and his colleagues have discovered the hormone that stimulates appetite in the brain, neuropeptide, is also produced in abdominal fat. Previously it was believed it was made only in the brain.<br /><br />If, as the Lawson scientists now suspect, neuropeptide from belly fat makes it into the blood stream and to the brain, it could explain why some people just get fatter and fatter. “You put on pounds and produce more NPY (neuropeptide) and more NPY and it travels to the brain. Now you are hungry and need to eat,” Yang said. “This could explain why obese people are constantly hungry.” There’s more bad news.<br /><br />Neuropeptide also increases the number of fat cells by stimulating the replication of fat cell precursor cells. The precursor cells then change into fat cells.<br /><br />The Lawson researchers are working to confirm neuropeptide produced in abdominal fat makes its way into the blood stream, Yang said. If that’s proven, it could open the door to new treatments for obesity that block neuropeptide production in fat cells. “To get into the area of the brain where NPY is produced, it is very, very difficult. Targeting fat is much easier. With fat we could inject a chemical to inhibit NPY production,” Yang said. Abdominal fat has been identified as more dangerous than other fat, raising the risk for Type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease and some cancers.<br /><br />It would be much easier to use drugs to prevent obesity than to treat the diseases caused by fat, Yang said."<br /><br />And from Newstrack India:<br /><br />Yang said, “This may lead to a vicious cycle where NPY produced in the brain causes you to eat more and therefore gain more fat around your middle. And then that fat produces more NYP hormone, which leads to even more fat cells.”<br /><br />“If you can detect NPY early and identify those at risk for abdominal obesity, we can then target therapy to turn off NPY,” Yang said. "It would be much easier to use drugs to prevent obesity than to treat the diseases caused by obesity," he added."<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">* * * * * * *<br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Yeah, well, they may considere it bad new, but for us greedy happy obese gluttons, it's good news! The fatter your belly becomes, the more belly-fat your have, the higher your neuropeptides levels become, and the hungrier you feel, the more you will eat, and the bigger and fatter your belly becomes causing you to want to eat even more, causing you to grow and even bigger and fatter belly, causing you to want to eat even more, and round and round it goes, over and over again, until both, the growth of your ever-expanding belly, and your ever-increasing appetite both rages out of control!<br /><br />Who knows? Your belly may eventually hang all the way down to the floor about 10 feet in front of you, and you will die a happy supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male glutton!<br /><br />Here is what every greedy, happy, super morbidly obese, apple-shaped male glutton hope to accomplish!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiLfw3-FC-gkaUv8HKC23xbT1mWJKyLPG7ZhDll-IZygmNjQeYygcGI08pGMrVJS5ykmb2FODoYoQ02sEp1KG66uIouFHI2tWe755Ckf9JDCDuwynmN3hMD_kEtOFIPrc6FHYTFn4nOdPx/s1600-h/Bellytop+Computer.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 333px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiLfw3-FC-gkaUv8HKC23xbT1mWJKyLPG7ZhDll-IZygmNjQeYygcGI08pGMrVJS5ykmb2FODoYoQ02sEp1KG66uIouFHI2tWe755Ckf9JDCDuwynmN3hMD_kEtOFIPrc6FHYTFn4nOdPx/s400/Bellytop+Computer.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342584675937038850" border="0" /></a>The first stage is to become so enormously obese that you can't us a desktop or a laptop computer, that you must us a belly-top computer instead!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpY62tfIcHryarKyysXuoo-i4EYZlOqjwgmAbLsfhi1h4Gmow00MJSUzGM2gRRKiO-il7ibbXGMhbARnX14rn9rDL9rAtjdsVrMlf7yMUQPIaHJKMIib4edhAzRvXZ5SyOyZq3jtkEjZO2/s1600-h/Moobtop+Computer.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 333px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpY62tfIcHryarKyysXuoo-i4EYZlOqjwgmAbLsfhi1h4Gmow00MJSUzGM2gRRKiO-il7ibbXGMhbARnX14rn9rDL9rAtjdsVrMlf7yMUQPIaHJKMIib4edhAzRvXZ5SyOyZq3jtkEjZO2/s400/Moobtop+Computer.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342585075438902306" border="0" /></a></span> <span style="font-size:100%;">The second stage is too become so obese that you can't even use a belly-top computer, the you need to go from a belly-top to a moob-top computer.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwrb9niFrKXxQxvgqBNw3kebVbErlYm_Nqf0QhjNoWzKFCfmU5dnUsVw6z006-76tlcy5tCyMBwW6tRFs-S3oncO4hjAMIY4POjVpQ3pPkPsk_cFdt9ToJ2X5tvjzsgc0Mmto_oKejg29C/s1600-h/Highrise+Moobs+And+Belly+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 343px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwrb9niFrKXxQxvgqBNw3kebVbErlYm_Nqf0QhjNoWzKFCfmU5dnUsVw6z006-76tlcy5tCyMBwW6tRFs-S3oncO4hjAMIY4POjVpQ3pPkPsk_cFdt9ToJ2X5tvjzsgc0Mmto_oKejg29C/s400/Highrise+Moobs+And+Belly+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342589466924592578" border="0" /></a>The third stage, and hopefull not the final stage is to get to where you belly extends at least 10 feet out in front of you, and that your belly and you moobs rises high above your head so that you can't even use a computer at all, nor even watch TV. All you can see is your boobs rising up in your face! You won't even care about anything else at all except to eat and eat and eat as your belly grows bigger and bigger and bigger causing you to feel hungrier and hungrier and hungrier so the you will want to eat more and more and more which causes your belly to grpow even bigger and bigger, wheinc in turn causes you to want to eat more and more.<br /><br />You are now happily trapped in the cycle of an ever-expanding belly and an ever-increasing appetite until you can feel your heart pounding like a sledge-hammer inside your chest and skipping a beat as it become harder to breath and you're gasping for air. Your huge belly will hunger for food while your lungs hunger for air. Your heart pounding faster and harder until it suddenly stops beating, and you suddenly stop breathing, and you then feel a crushing sensation around your heat and lungs, sharp stabbing pains in your heart, and then, you will finally die a happy, super morbidly obese, and greedy glutton!<br /><br />If you are a true glutton, then you hope to become more and more obese. You don't care how much it might shorten your life expectancy, especially if your an apple-shape obese male glutton. Your main goal in life to to eat like a glutton, gain as much weight as possible like a glutton, live like a glutton, smell like a glutton, and die like a glutton. If you manage to go out while you're only in your mid to late 20s, than you are a true glutton!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE PERFECT PEAR-SHAPED OBESE FEMALE (OR MALE) BODY</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">AND THE PERFECT APPLE-SHAPED OBESE MALE BODY</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">REMEMBER:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">To have the perfect pear-shaped obese female (or male) body, your thighs AND your lower legs must be bigger around than your chest!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Also, your hips must be at least twice as broad as your shoulders and you must be unable to reach around behind yourself to wipe your own butt!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">An obese person (female or male) who is pear-shaped is much healthier and will live much longer than an apple-shaped obese male.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">To have the perfect apple-shaped obese male body, your upper arms AND your forearms AND your neck must be bigger around than your hips!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Also, your chest must be at lease three times as big around as your hips and your belly must be at least five times as big around as your hips, and you must be completely unable to reach around your upper-body to wipe your own butt!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">And finally, every perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease and has probably already had two heart attacks before the age of 25 years, has gone bald on top of his head by the time he is only 19 years old, and most likely will not live beyond 30 years.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">There is a price to pay for being the perfect apple-shaped obese male!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Are you willing to pay that price?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">If so, then good for you!</span><br /><br /></span>Now then, it is highly doubtful if an obese male will ever achieve the perfect pear-shaped body. There are some obese males who are pear-shaped with broad round hips, a big fat ass, and short fat thighs, but I doubt if a pear-shape male will ever achieve perfection by having his thighs and lower legs being bigger around than his chest. Most obese males tend to be more apple-shaped.<br /><br />I have seen obese pear-shape females who's thighs were bigger around than the chest, and if the legs can become fatter until even the lower legs are bigger around than the chest, then she will have achieved total perfection.<br /><br />Also, it is doubtful, if an obese female can ever achieve the perfect apple-shaped body. There are some obese females who are apple-shaped with the waist being equal to the hips, and on some rare occasions, I have seen a few obese apple-shaped females having a belly bigger around than the hips, and I have even seen an obese apple-shaped female who's upper-arms were bigger around than her thighs, having fat arms and thin legs, but this is very rare. It happens mostly in apple-shaped super obese males. Most obese females tend to be more pear-shaped.<br /><br />It appears that the extreme apple-shape is the soul province of super morbidly obese males. I have seen a few apple-shaped males who's arms were much bigger around than their legs, having really fat arms and thin legs. But so far, I have not yet seen the perfect apple-shaped obese male who's arms were bigger around than his hips.<br /><br />That is something I would dearly love to see!<br /><br />I would truly love to see some super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, his big belly hanging down to his knees, his arms bigger around than his hips, his thin weak legs having to support his huge massive upper-body, huffing and puffing and breathing heavily, beads of perspiration breaking out on his plump round face and on top of his balding head, gasping for air with every step he takes, his shirt unable to cover his bellybutton and his pants sliding halfway down on his ass revealing his butt-crack, looking like he could keel over from a heart attack at any moment, and crying out "I'm hungry! I'm Hungry!" while struggling to even breath!<br /><br />Now, that is somebody I would love to see, and what I would even love to be!!!<br /><br /><br /></span></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >WEIGHT AND LIFESPAN</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Now we have all heard that most fat people do not live as long as thinner people, but I have seen some really fat people in their 70s and 80s, some who even weighed over 400 pounds. But when I have seen fat people at such an old age, the tend to be more pear-shaped.<br /><br />I had once seen an elderly pear-shaped gentleman who looked like he weighed well over 400 pounds and he was about 85 years old. He was not very big in the chest, and had a small round belly above his belt, with and even bigger lower belly below his belt that hung down over his short fat thighs. He wore his pants up high around his waist, unlike apple-shaped guys who's pants tend to slide about halfway down on their butts. This elderly pear-shape old gentleman wore his pants up high, held up with suspenders. He had broad round hips, and a big fat butt.<br /><br />There was once a gentleman known as Happy Jack Eckert who weighed about 740 pounds. He was born way back in 1877 and died sometime in 1939 at the age of 62 years. But he did not die from obesity. He died when the truck he was driving collided with a freight truck at Flomaton, Ala.<br /><br />Ten men succeeded in carrying Happy Jack into a hospital and placing him on two beds lashed together. Jack died of fractured ribs and internal injuries. His body was placed in a 500 pound cypress coffin, and hauled to Mobile and buried by his fellow lodge brothers, the Elks and Woodmen of the World.<br /><br />Who knows? If it had not been for the tragic accident, me may very well have lived another 10 years or so, despite his enormous obesity at 740 pounds.<br /><br />Here are some photos of Happy Jack Eckert.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN7GKThyYqg9Qeqs5b52_YSjNft8EsXjzRh0PA0US8o9yizMmCNUK6hqPAh7ZwBkR88rCQ0LKZYAqfYM7UVqB7Z9dD7pNDg-5gzre6VpYl3NYdfqQCWInaZgYEkvNDfrJkBe8XEseRXWRE/s1600-h/Happy+Jack+Eckert+4.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 332px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN7GKThyYqg9Qeqs5b52_YSjNft8EsXjzRh0PA0US8o9yizMmCNUK6hqPAh7ZwBkR88rCQ0LKZYAqfYM7UVqB7Z9dD7pNDg-5gzre6VpYl3NYdfqQCWInaZgYEkvNDfrJkBe8XEseRXWRE/s400/Happy+Jack+Eckert+4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312908603011463554" border="0" /></a>He liked to dress up like a great big fat baby boy! I think he looks really cute in this photo. He's a rather handsome gentleman, I think.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7VZ_cROuZv4Qj-9dikEAXC6RdnRm2Gu0HChiWjcDORIbCFpxFWSRYL5rT8XA6CXNzeXPF3B95FtbTZjA5cXUF8a-kLnxAV8GePEiHLigIr8RLIHKKUrirbObpkmHfOHHGrGWkpU1uc6Qu/s1600-h/Happy+Jack+Eckert.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7VZ_cROuZv4Qj-9dikEAXC6RdnRm2Gu0HChiWjcDORIbCFpxFWSRYL5rT8XA6CXNzeXPF3B95FtbTZjA5cXUF8a-kLnxAV8GePEiHLigIr8RLIHKKUrirbObpkmHfOHHGrGWkpU1uc6Qu/s400/Happy+Jack+Eckert.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312908800633267826" border="0" /></a>Here is a nude photo of Happy Jack Eckert. Yeah, he does look just like a great big fat giant baby boy! Personally, I think he was kind of cute!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnlOWF9jaqXNFoNEQo626wCV0EwRemAaaT9AKhDWMLNrrS5EjPNGIO3FKb4LUmlaNeUC1W5BzaZIgYa-QwXZ3hc109lFSS6j5lO24lOHMvHwBosbyzG3ncNWoSI_ND8iTpGbgxG6DOt1uy/s1600-h/Happy+Jack+Eckert+Painting.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 305px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnlOWF9jaqXNFoNEQo626wCV0EwRemAaaT9AKhDWMLNrrS5EjPNGIO3FKb4LUmlaNeUC1W5BzaZIgYa-QwXZ3hc109lFSS6j5lO24lOHMvHwBosbyzG3ncNWoSI_ND8iTpGbgxG6DOt1uy/s400/Happy+Jack+Eckert+Painting.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312908964717396914" border="0" /></a>And here is a nude oil painting of good ol' Happy Jack Eckert. The name Happy Jack was most appropriate, because he truly was very happy and contented during his life. Being super super obese did not get him down. He was actually proud of his size and put himself on public display, even happy to pose in the nude for photos and a painting.<br /><br />He was obviously some-what pear-shaped, becuae he had a big butt and big thighs, more lower-body fat, and less upper-body fat, being relatively small in the chest compared to his lower body. So, if one is going to be obese, it is best to carry most of your fat down below, to be more bottom-heavy instead of being top-heavy.<br /><br />He's a perfect example of how pear-shaped obese people live much longer than apple-shaped obese people. Too bad he was in a motor vehicle accident, otherwise he may very well have lived well into his 70s of even his 80s because he was in fairly good health despite his massive obesity.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body-shape And Lifespan<br /><br /></span>As we have all been told by the medical "experts" the more you weigh, the shorter will be your lifespan. Another words, if you weigh 500 pounds, you probably won't live as long as someone who weighs 400 pounds, and if you weigh 400 pounds, you won't live as long as someone who weighs 300 pounds, and if you weigh 300 pounds, you won't live as long as someone who weighs only 200 pounds. etc. etc.<br /><br />But again, it's not simply a matter of how fat you are, but rather, where you carry most of your fat, so it is quit possible that a pear-shape obese male who weighs 500 pounds or even more may still live much longer than an apple-shaped obese male who only weighs 300 pounds.<br /><br />The next picture below shows more examples of being pear-shape and apple-shaped.<br /></span></div></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvCGU7Tw5IddOSCrCAJFFlL7muhppwVlgjKb1Cz3EECAXIcDHysaPDeD0FaeoSzTFRRclLWbi1oBFn1CQbL3hBpE4bMquE8a5LM-rlSmPZm9oT9M0x2fYz9R4xwjq8uJp_hrdf8VvZyxXv/s1600-h/Upper+Body+Fat+Vs+Lower+Body+Fat+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvCGU7Tw5IddOSCrCAJFFlL7muhppwVlgjKb1Cz3EECAXIcDHysaPDeD0FaeoSzTFRRclLWbi1oBFn1CQbL3hBpE4bMquE8a5LM-rlSmPZm9oT9M0x2fYz9R4xwjq8uJp_hrdf8VvZyxXv/s400/Upper+Body+Fat+Vs+Lower+Body+Fat+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312900140682893314" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">a much larger easier to read view</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">While it is mostly obese females who tend to be pear-shaped and mostly obese males who tend to be apple-shaped, this picture is a prime example of an obese pear-shaped male as compared to an obese apple-shaped male.<br /><br />The obese pear-shaped male on the left in the great big green shorts, he is 53 years old and weighs about 950 pounds. The obese apple-shaped male in the middle wearing the tiny little red speedo, he was 25 years old and only weighed 530 pounds, so he was much younger, and weighed much less. So, who do you think is goining to be the first to die.<br /><br />You might at first think, that the obese pear-shape male in the great big green shorts would be the first to die becaus he is much older, and much bigger and fatter, and much heavier, and because of that, he already has two strikes against him! Right?<br /><br />WRONG!!!<br /><br />Notice that the super obese pear-shape male on the left in the great big green shorts, and the apple-shaped obese male in the middle wearing the tiny red speedo, that they both have the same size upper-bodies. They both measure 34 inches around their upper arms, 26 inches around their forearms, 84 inches around the chest, and 128 inches around the upper belly.<br /><br />But there, the similarity between the two of them ends. That is because the obese pear-shape male has a massive lower-body while the obese apple-shape male has a much smaller lower-body. The pear-shape male measure a whopping 146 inches around his huge broad hips, and his great big fat ass! But the apple-shaped male only measures a measly little 32 inches around his narrow hip and pathetic tiny little butt! The pear-shaped male measures 64 inches around his great big thunder-thighs, while the apple-shaped male only measures 20 inches around his skinny thighs. And finally, the pear-shaped male measures 40 inches around his lower legs, or calves while the apple-shaped male only measure 12 inches around his lower legs.<br /><br />OK, since they both carry the same amount of fat on their upper-bodies, one could easily argue that they both have the same high levels of the Omega 6 fatty acids, which is known to be damaging to the heart, and to the brain.<br /><br />But since the pear-shaped male also has even more fat on his lower-body, and since lower-body fat stores up more of the beneficial Omega 3 fatty acids, then the amount of Omega 3 fatty acids he has stored up is more than enough to cancel out the harmful effect of the Omega 6 fatty acids, and So, he still has a much lower risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.<br /><br />The apple-shape male with the small pathetic little butt, and the skinny tooth-pick legs, since he has very little lower-body fat, then he has very little of the good Omega 3 fatty acids stored up, and has massive amounts of the bad omega 6 fatty acids stored away. So, he already has developed Type 2 Diabetes, and heart disease! But the pear-shaped male, he is still in good health, he does not have diabetes or heart disease.<br /><br />The apple-shaped obese male on the right, it is the same person, but only about 2 years later. He has gained a lot of weight, but only on his upper-body while he has gained no weight at all on his lower-body. He then weighed 940 pounds, about 10 pounds less the the pear-shape male in the big green shorts. His upper arms increased from 34 inches to 56 inches around. His forearms increased from 26 to 40 inches around. His chest increast from 84 to 124 inches around. And his belly increased from 128 to a whopping 176 inches around! And so, his belly became much bigger than the 146 inch hips of the pear-shape male in the green shorts. And yet, he still weighed slightly less then the pear-shaped male, because he gained no more weigth on his lower body. His hips were still only 32 inches around. His thighs were still only 20 inches around. And his lower legs were still only 12 inches around.<br /><br />And so, his upper arms, and even his forearms, were bigger around than his hips! And he died at the age of only 27 years from a massive heart attack, while the pear-shaped male was still alive at 53 years old. That's what happens when you have a massive amount of upper-body fat and narrow hips, a small butt, and skinny legs!<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">WARNING!!!<br /><br />BEING APPLE-SHAPED IS FAR MORE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH THAN BEING PEAR-SHAPED! YOU WILL GET TYPE 2 DIABETES AND DIE FROM A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">AH! BUT BEING APPLE-SHAPED IS ALSO A LOT MORE FUN! YOU WON'T LIVE NEARLY AS LONG AS SOMEONE WHO IS PEAR-SHAPED, BUT YOU WILL HAVE A LOT MORE FUN BEFORE YOU DIE!<br /><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">OK! So you happen to be apple-shaped! And so, you're probably wondering, how that is that more fun than being pear-shaped?<br /><br /><br />Well, here are the reasons why the more dangerous apple-shaped fat distrubition is more fun.<br /><br /><br />1.) You have a huge round belly that is so enormous that you won't be able to find any shirts that are big enough to completely cover your great big round belly!<br /><br /><br />2.) That huge belly of yours hangs down over the waistband of your pants, down over your goin, down over the front of your pants, down over your thighs, almost down to your knees!<br /><br /><br />3. You have a great big pair of love-handles that are much broader than your hips, and your love-handles are much bigger than your butt-cheeks, and your love-handles are beginning to hang down over your hips,<br /><br />4.) You have a great big roll of fat on your lower back that protrudes out much further than your pathetic little butt! So, you now look really ridiculous!!! And it's going to be FUN!!!<br /><br />5.) because of your huge massive upper-body, your belly hanging down over your pants, then your pants will slide halfway down on your butt. You will not be able to pull your pants up high enough to completely cover your pathetic little butt!<br /><br />6.) your thin weak legs will barely be able to carry your huge massive upper-body around. You will look really amusing with your huge round massive upper-body and your little butt, and toothpick legs. It will look really funny, and you might even laugh at yourself when looking into a full-length mirror!<br /><br />7.) Because you are now unable to find any shirts big enough to cover your belly, and will be unable to pull your pants up high enough to completely cover your butt, then you get to go around out in public, SHOWING OFF YOUR BELLYBUTTON AND BUTT-CRACK!!!<br /><br />NOW, DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE FUN!!!<br /><br />You get to publicly expose your butt-crack, MOONING EVERYBODY AROUND YOU!!!<br /><br />It's lots of fun, being a great big huge super morbidly obese apple-shaped ugly slob! Your huge round belly way our in front of you, and hanging down to your knees, and bouncing on your knees as your walk down the street, and people staring at you, and whispering rude comments behind your broad back.<br /><br />If you have a huge belly that hangs down to your knees, it can hold massive quantities of food and drink. You get to eat lots and lots of delicious food, and drink gallons of beer!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HOW TO HAVE LOTS OF FUN WITH YOUR DANGEROUSLY<br />OBESE AND MASSIVE APPLE-SHAPED MALE UPPER-BODY<br /><br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Now that you have a huge round belly hanging down to your knees, whatever you do, NEVER, ABSOLUTELY NEVER, WEAR ANY LONG PANTS!!!<br /><br />ONLY wear SHORT PANTS! Do not even wear knee-length pants, not unless your belly is big enough to hang down below your knees! Only then may you wear knee-length pants, otherwise, only wear shorts that do not reach the knees.<br /><br />The reason for this, is because you will have more fun walking around out in public.<br /><br />If your belly hangs down to your knees, and you are wearing long pants, then people will be able to see the legs of your long trousers and the pants cuffs, and people will have no doubt that you're wearing pants, even if they can only see the cuffs.<br /><br />But on the other hand, if you're only wearing shorts, your belly will hang down over the front of your shorts, and completely concealing your shorts as people see you from the front as you approach them. You will look like you are walking around out in public with no pants on! They will only be able to see your skinny, hairy lower legs and your shoes, but they won't be able to see your shorts that are hidden under your low hanging belly! People might think that you have no pants on, and that where the fun come in!<br /><br />Only when you walk past other people, and they see you from the side, only then, will they be able to see that you are actually wearing a pair of shorts! And when you are walking away from the onlookers, and they see your back, they will notice how your short are halfway down on your ass, exposing your butt-crack!<br /><br />The next three pictures below is a cartoon sequence showing a perfect example of exactly what I'm talking about. The cartoon is about a really huge morbidly obese happy lazy slob walking around in the downtown area.</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><span style="text-decoration: underline;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEMuZ0QYWh5vbWxZ2xg_GV3tVmCtUnr40V_RVKOuKl67wsL_y4wsDA8uM8eFLy3bSaWUmh1xr4DlQodobBWCZ1OlVsCT6UKIX-7N2INc1YlB3VR_tX0EkJvJ-tZDgjRlOTEivIef95zQ_4/s1600-h/Down+Town+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEMuZ0QYWh5vbWxZ2xg_GV3tVmCtUnr40V_RVKOuKl67wsL_y4wsDA8uM8eFLy3bSaWUmh1xr4DlQodobBWCZ1OlVsCT6UKIX-7N2INc1YlB3VR_tX0EkJvJ-tZDgjRlOTEivIef95zQ_4/s400/Down+Town+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306398492901073586" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpVSkvtQU5ov6gKD-r7Zr0pr8GET9RdcaSVKSRuit7ZNAoSY6ABhkzOAun5YEijLVzHREOKQTboYT4R3BdEGj4Pv-2TQ-1QOHs5mSNzeJbjhJrYtf9ImlreknDG4CRSJpqrvjWM-k3icrf/s1600-h/Down+Town+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpVSkvtQU5ov6gKD-r7Zr0pr8GET9RdcaSVKSRuit7ZNAoSY6ABhkzOAun5YEijLVzHREOKQTboYT4R3BdEGj4Pv-2TQ-1QOHs5mSNzeJbjhJrYtf9ImlreknDG4CRSJpqrvjWM-k3icrf/s400/Down+Town+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306537413770005378" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXmPLU2TDf73bXIJ0kTT6QljMyHyeUawjjTFJaMu92BuwxjuxsiV1B7Ku-4i-f-28zQF_rtHIC876DZxdHjlIzv30UUGRTtjpvCfve5Bk0nnKSmd5PLG7vpXjbmaEKCHu-ytBax85hJubJ/s1600-h/Down+Town+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXmPLU2TDf73bXIJ0kTT6QljMyHyeUawjjTFJaMu92BuwxjuxsiV1B7Ku-4i-f-28zQF_rtHIC876DZxdHjlIzv30UUGRTtjpvCfve5Bk0nnKSmd5PLG7vpXjbmaEKCHu-ytBax85hJubJ/s400/Down+Town+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306537700762528706" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">As you have seen in the cartoon sequence above, he is one great big ugly disgusting but happy lazy slob, and he loves being a great big ugly disgusting lazy slob! He is lazy! He is a greedy glutton! He is even too lazy to take a bath or a shower, and he smells, having a strong obese male type of body odor, giving off a rather heavy musky aroma.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">CLOTHING STYLES FOR THE OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALE BODY<br />AND WHAT TYPE OF CLOTHES THE OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALE<br />SHOULD BE WEARING</span><br /></span></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />How many times have we heard, the we fat people should not wear light colors, or bright colors, or wild patterns, because they tend to make a large fat person appear even larger, and fatter, while dark colors, or more conservative colors and styles might make you appear more slender.<br /><br />Pay no attention! Don't listen to such advice! Completely ignore and disregard any such advice, and wear only bright colors, or lights colors, and find the most loudest patterns or designs you can find. Only the most ridiculous looking colors and patterns should be worn to make you look even bigger and fatter!<br /><br />Now, since you're an obese apple-shaped male with a huge massive upper-body, let us first talk about shirts since your shirts will be much larger than your pants. In fact, your pants or shorts will not be visible at all unless people are looking at you from behind.<br /><br />Wear only T-shirts. No shirts the buttons on the front. No shirts with any pocket on them. No V-neck shirts or shirts with a collar. Wear only round-neck T-shirts. Wear light colored T-shirts or bright colored T-shirts! No dark colors, only light colors, or bright colors. It you can find T-shirts with horizontal stripes then that's even better, because horizontal stripes will make your huge massive upper-body look even broader. T-shirts with horizontal stripes will make you look like a great big fat kid! Avoid any shirts with vertical strips. Only horizontal stripes should be worn. Also sleeve-less shirts or tank-top shirts are good, because you will show off your great big soft round shoulders. Also, never, but absolutely never, wear shirt long enough to tuck in even cover your bellybutton. You must publicly, and proudly show off your bellybutton!<br /><br />If you are bald on top of your head, do not cover it with a hat or a cap. Show off your bald head. Also, no beards or mustaches. Shave them off! You want to have a fat round baby face to go with that bald head.<br /><br />Now for your pants. Again, never, never, absolutely never wear long pants or even knee-length pants. Not unless you're lucky enough to have a huge round belly that hangs way down below your knees! Only then is it permited to wear knee-length pants. Wear only shorts. Bright red shorts are great, but also plaid or checkered shorts, or light gray shorts that show off your sweat stains is also good. When on the beach, wear a speedo! Bright yellow shorts with red polka-dots is really cool, or any kind of swim trunks with bright colors or crazy wild patterns. You want to wear the most ridiculous looking shorts you can find. Also, never wear your shorts up around your waist. Of course, if you're apple-shaped, that's not even possible. Your shorts should be worn halfway down on your butt to publicly and proudly show off your butt-crack!<br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span>CLOTHING FOR APPLE-SHAPED OBESE MALES IS MUCH CHEAPER<br />THAN CLOTHING FOR OBESE PEOPLE WHO ARE PEAR-SHAPED.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span>The next picture below shows how it's much cheaper to buy clothes when you're apple-shaped while clothing for obese people who are pear-shaped is more expensive.<br /><br /></span></span></span></span> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio_AuAg31nPDXmbDkRZNcDZw7SgxOTEpGDUeW7e4hwEUQVmBBMhp3tFzLTyxv1FvFfe_M-sAQyXPo0def4tkALyAIX4FD98UQ5i6ntphV3OCZ_jxIwza2uKQaufktF_j4tPWf9Fyh6tNUD/s1600-h/Apple+Boys+And+Pear+Men+Clothing.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio_AuAg31nPDXmbDkRZNcDZw7SgxOTEpGDUeW7e4hwEUQVmBBMhp3tFzLTyxv1FvFfe_M-sAQyXPo0def4tkALyAIX4FD98UQ5i6ntphV3OCZ_jxIwza2uKQaufktF_j4tPWf9Fyh6tNUD/s400/Apple+Boys+And+Pear+Men+Clothing.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313492823330969666" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for<br />a much larger easier to read view</span></div> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span><br />Notice how I refer to obese males who are apple-shaped as "Apple Boys" and to obese males who pear-shaped as "Pear Men" and so, you're probably wondering why I use that designation. It's because, as I have mentioned earlier, that obese people who are pear-shaped live much longer, while extremely obese males who are a lot more apple-shaped tend to die off at a much younger age, hence, the designations, Apple Boys and Pear Men.<br /><br />Obese males who are apple-shaped wear really big shirts, but they can still wear much smaller pants. Extra large shirts might cost more than the shirts worn by obese people who are pear-shaped, because apple-shaped obese males need much larger shirts, but even still, your super large shirts will be much cheaper than the great big fat-ass pants worn by people who are pear-shaped.<br /><br />So, obese apple-shaped males wear great big shirts and small pants while people who are pear-shaped wear smaller shirts and great big pants. If you're apple-shaped, your shirts may cost more than your pants, and more than the shirts worn by those who are pear-shaped, but your shirts are still much cheaper than the pants for pear-shaped people. Also, since you will pay a lot less for pants, the the total cost of your clothing will be much less than it would be for somebody who is pear-shaped. </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />1.) Apple-shaped obese males wear great big shirts and small pants.<br /><br />2.) Apple-shaped obese males pay more for their shirts than they do for their pants, but total clothing costs are still much cheaper for apple-shaped guys than for people who are pear-shaped.<br /><br />3.) Pear-shaped obese people wear smaller shirts and great big pants.<br /><br />4.) Pear-shaped obese people pay less for their shirts and more for their pants. They even pay less for their shirts the obese males who are apple-shaped, but pants for pear-shaped people cost a Hell of lot more, and their pants alone may cost significantly more than the total clothing costs of obese apple-shaped obese males.<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />So, as far as the cost of clothing is concerned, clothes for apple-shaped obese males is much cheaper than clothing for obese people who are pear-shaped.<br /><br />But the medical cost of being apple-shaped is much greater than it is for being pear-shaped. Also apple-shaped obese males die much younger than obese pear-shaped people, however, obese apple-shaped males do have a Hell of a lot more fun during their much shorter lives.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MORE WAYS TO HAVE FUN BEING A SLOPPY AND LAZY<br />SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALE SLOB<br /><br /></span>Since you are an apple-shaped obese male with a huge massive upper body, you are now unable to reach around your great big round upper-body to even put on your own pants. You can't even bathe yourself or even wipe your own butt. You will need somebody else to put your pants on for you, to bathe you, and to wipe your butt for you. You can live like a King while other people serve you and take care of you.<br /><br />Here are some more rules to follow to have more fun being and obese apple-shaped lazy slob.<br /><br />Be an absolute lazy slob! Never take a shower or a bath more often than once every two weeks! You will then give of a heavy strong musky body odor.<br /><br />As for footwear. Wear only sandals, or any kind of shoe that will not make your feet sweat. You don't want foot odor. There are skinny people who have foot odor. You only want to give off a heavy musky fat body odor. Then as you enter a large room occupied by many people, your musky BO will fill the room, and you will be the most dominant person in the entire crowd. People will find you even more intimidating, not only because of your enormous size, but also because of your smell. You are a great big fat lazy slob, you should smell like a great big fat lazy slob!<br /><br />So, imagine this scenario . . . . .<br /><br />You are a huge morbidly obese apple-shaped male. You stand about 6 feet 4 inches tall. You're about 4 feet wide across your chest, about 7 feet wide across your belly which hangs down over the front of your short pants and almost down to your knees and your 7 feet wide love-handle hang down over your hips, and your hips are only about 2 feet wide and your legs are no bigger around than on an average size person, while your arms are much fatter than your legs!<br /><br />The shirt you are wearing won't completely cover your belly and the shorts you are wearing are halfway down on your ass, and everybody around you can see your bellybutton and butt-crack. Your arms lay straight out on the sides of your huge round massive upper-body, and as you are walking down the street, you're huffing and puffing, breathing heavily, beads of perspiration breaking out on top of your balding head and flowing down on your plump around face.<br /><br />As you enter a public building with double doors, some other people has to hold both doors open for you so you can enter the building, and you have to struggle to get through the doors. You haven't taken a shower in over a week, and your strong heavy musky male body odor fills the room, and everybody there is intimidated by your enormous size and your smell, making you the most dominant presence there.<br /><br />As you walk past other people, you can hear them whispering behind your broad back. You are probably wondering what they are saying about you, and so, you would like to know exactly what they are saying.<br /><br />Well, here is a little something to greatly enhance the fun you are having . . . . .<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;"><span>HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED, WHAT PEOPLE ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT YOU</span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;"><span> BEHIND YOUR BROAD BACK, AS THEY'RE WHISPERING</span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;"><span> QUIETLY AMONG THEMSELVES???<br /><br />WELL, WONDER NO MORE!!!</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKswUPUG7ugo5G0xzTicexZl5IrRO3Zm0qXTE4Bw3siuvlDGVgNvIY8rmZQSmr1BQDE8P7UmxbjgHpYe6Igy0nvTyp4ogN80WPqXUVsXBPquBgVWwwfF1zdmCRapQpGTxU6MeV489b4Vi0/s1600-h/LOUD+N+CLEAR.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKswUPUG7ugo5G0xzTicexZl5IrRO3Zm0qXTE4Bw3siuvlDGVgNvIY8rmZQSmr1BQDE8P7UmxbjgHpYe6Igy0nvTyp4ogN80WPqXUVsXBPquBgVWwwfF1zdmCRapQpGTxU6MeV489b4Vi0/s400/LOUD+N+CLEAR.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313519461761337506" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above for</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />a much larger easier to read view<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">You can order this simple inexpensive and fun device from BEST BUY at:<br /><a href="http://www.besttvbuys.com/loudandclear/"><br />https://www.besttvbuys.com/loudandclear/</a><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">When you are wearing this little device in your ear, it amplifies conversations around you so that you will be able to hear exactly what other people are whispering about you behind your broad back! You will hear them making all kinds of rude comments, about how enormously obese you are, how ridiculous you look because your shirts doh't fit you, and your pants are down low on your ass. You will hear comments about you showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack, all kinds of rude comments and insulting remarks about your obesity and your body odor. You get to take in everything they are saying about you. Now doesn't that sound really cool!!!<br /><br />Of course, some people might notice that it's a LOUD N CLEAR that you're using and they might clam up, so you should also be carrying a little CD player or a Walkman so that they'll think you're only listening to music. Then they won't know that you are actually listening to their conversations and comments about you behind your back.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HAVING MORE FUN AS AN APPLE-SHAPED OBESE MALE<br /></span><br />While a lot of obese males are apple-shaped, I have yet to see THE PERFECT APPLE-SHAPED MALE!<br /><br />Now, I have actually seen some apple-shaped obese male having arms that are bigger around than their legs, having great big fat arms and skinny legs. But I have not yet seen some apple-shaped obese male who's arms were bigger around than his hips! Not yet. But it's something I would really love to see! So, in a lot of my pictures, I depict some apple-shaped obese males as having their arms bigger around than their hips!<br /><br />A picture is worth a thousand words! So, what more can I say?<br /><br />And so, here are some more pictures showing how to have more fun as a perfect apple-shaped obese male.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiOWl1VNm_0c_3R6hCuZ3WEb0USdPKERRSbH6BJOBe8nl4EeKCoAcoxaLel4irzVyfiqCkYzsanuT1TnuT1u6sk0BROr3t4GqaTvWzaqK24eqaV-4WARsQ8A7s0LaeHOZwWOp_iVv2CoI8/s1600-h/Perfect+Male+On+The+Beach+1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiOWl1VNm_0c_3R6hCuZ3WEb0USdPKERRSbH6BJOBe8nl4EeKCoAcoxaLel4irzVyfiqCkYzsanuT1TnuT1u6sk0BROr3t4GqaTvWzaqK24eqaV-4WARsQ8A7s0LaeHOZwWOp_iVv2CoI8/s400/Perfect+Male+On+The+Beach+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313655531033268610" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />a much larger easier to read view</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi50nmHciQQ88uGij9tp1K7GMKYd-V39Tl1b3TxmzrS-EUA7v1oyl6ycIvI6P247puonyI612FIEOhsUgsr1wM5UPeMO28oCSuwggZK6ylF7BRJgIQ2ka95ExJ9q9eXLNrULVuoTYAG_S66/s1600-h/Perfect+Male+On+The+Beach+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi50nmHciQQ88uGij9tp1K7GMKYd-V39Tl1b3TxmzrS-EUA7v1oyl6ycIvI6P247puonyI612FIEOhsUgsr1wM5UPeMO28oCSuwggZK6ylF7BRJgIQ2ka95ExJ9q9eXLNrULVuoTYAG_S66/s400/Perfect+Male+On+The+Beach+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313655852298619058" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYjYZnT_KDSC3RVKTrzABkYX-wz_FIpYIC1HEmqo3HeukXw4DKJfaiYmCA63C78Yga_QlMHfU5ySdclPaEMhXzHIEEr6cB3OPbqfGdhH71tNagiLMaAdWO-e307dN90IvxadW2JPlHYyby/s1600-h/Perfect+Males+At+Swimming+Pool++2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYjYZnT_KDSC3RVKTrzABkYX-wz_FIpYIC1HEmqo3HeukXw4DKJfaiYmCA63C78Yga_QlMHfU5ySdclPaEMhXzHIEEr6cB3OPbqfGdhH71tNagiLMaAdWO-e307dN90IvxadW2JPlHYyby/s400/Perfect+Males+At+Swimming+Pool++2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313657391448002178" border="0" /></a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />a much larger easier to read view<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1a8wF-3fErwAjHt-4wt13O_2V6QxydcmLjKGQCxcM0mxF2An-7hxrAPE47XwQIE2P6ocoPpgII3UeTX5yHrqeJXXY9AlsZgcFvsy6lBiYLavVgLk9a4_z83GhO4SAzavyQpNxX0PY6-S_/s1600-h/The+Perfect+Male+Body+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1a8wF-3fErwAjHt-4wt13O_2V6QxydcmLjKGQCxcM0mxF2An-7hxrAPE47XwQIE2P6ocoPpgII3UeTX5yHrqeJXXY9AlsZgcFvsy6lBiYLavVgLk9a4_z83GhO4SAzavyQpNxX0PY6-S_/s400/The+Perfect+Male+Body+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313669830088076786" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />a much larger easier to read view<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSXrfTwh7ylP1Z9FqrZf7oTcHwizjeNwtNpcwcL4GHgpI2d6iw7gGtfi8F6Cqpx0fy5sqPMZp6giPP97JLpsQD0BTMojzPQWzjv6Ft-J1jlVTrQ53ySpbINRj39BdgskZhMao_SFSWZFhe/s1600-h/Perfect+Apple+Shaped+Obese+Male.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSXrfTwh7ylP1Z9FqrZf7oTcHwizjeNwtNpcwcL4GHgpI2d6iw7gGtfi8F6Cqpx0fy5sqPMZp6giPP97JLpsQD0BTMojzPQWzjv6Ft-J1jlVTrQ53ySpbINRj39BdgskZhMao_SFSWZFhe/s400/Perfect+Apple+Shaped+Obese+Male.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313670964457056178" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />a much larger easier to read view</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiHvLA9An4cVwh41GgepUcosI0RJkjZreGOKdzXz5mQ984c2ZFvVk7kjyhec6SU7047da7t5gzvuDVqK6LieiaCGab0igIOEC3KRHuen_VRKqGkUUFzvEIhg9eGsRf_qtR4uA6dGlhFJXp/s1600-h/Indecent+Exposure.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 255px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiHvLA9An4cVwh41GgepUcosI0RJkjZreGOKdzXz5mQ984c2ZFvVk7kjyhec6SU7047da7t5gzvuDVqK6LieiaCGab0igIOEC3KRHuen_VRKqGkUUFzvEIhg9eGsRf_qtR4uA6dGlhFJXp/s400/Indecent+Exposure.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313726640543699698" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />a much larger easier to read view</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />The next picture below says it all. It's what we are all about! We love being fat and lazy, bald and ugly, morbidly obese greedy diabetic gluttons with heart disease and body odor!<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMWdgRCr9dKqndtFou7fsHCqqXV2N9ZpsodEDlQdz_tcl_GQBLxCbgh_iV6OBtB-SzOckvTeYRV_xBr-9ldTK7iPmW2c2kyQVx3UHHt7JRhwk3_fPG8Q8Xg_-c9c1hwEM_o6GI6JkLNNZ-/s1600-h/Morbidly+Obese+Greedy+Diabetic+Glutton+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMWdgRCr9dKqndtFou7fsHCqqXV2N9ZpsodEDlQdz_tcl_GQBLxCbgh_iV6OBtB-SzOckvTeYRV_xBr-9ldTK7iPmW2c2kyQVx3UHHt7JRhwk3_fPG8Q8Xg_-c9c1hwEM_o6GI6JkLNNZ-/s400/Morbidly+Obese+Greedy+Diabetic+Glutton+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342790909769371858" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Please click on the image above for</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />a much larger easier to read view</span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />The guy in the picture above has the right attitude! Just eat as much as you please, eat and sleep, don't exercise, and don't even bother to take a shower! The only walking you should do is when you go out to proudly display your huge body in public, and to show off your bellybutton and butt-crack!<br /><br />Here is another interesting article about the male pot-belly. It is the patriotic duty of every American male in the USA to grow a huge round pot-belly. A man without a great bigt round belly is like a woman without breasts! Of course, all apple-shaped super obese males should also have big breasts, great bigt fat man-boobs, or moobs, that are much larger than any woman's breasts. Dolly Parton, eat your heart out!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Every potbelly tells a story</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Don't snicker. The male potbelly is as American as apple pie, as diverse </span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">as our great country (Girth of a Nation?) and is cultivated with pride by </span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">the afficionado.</span><br /><br />©Washington Post<br />June 25, 2002<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7aoNHZBHWMy14U7BepmMAf-4WTNfF64c6HELpDU-BC6IWN3WbxbuXNKr6NJRz_T-EUIFdVLiXu5HEN7XoGocVg64HTdyJT2zVV5OOY6ixeg0E1oREnXTM6f69F4JBzVOLDeIDQnvujc07/s1600-h/Patriotic+Pot+Belly.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 380px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7aoNHZBHWMy14U7BepmMAf-4WTNfF64c6HELpDU-BC6IWN3WbxbuXNKr6NJRz_T-EUIFdVLiXu5HEN7XoGocVg64HTdyJT2zVV5OOY6ixeg0E1oREnXTM6f69F4JBzVOLDeIDQnvujc07/s400/Patriotic+Pot+Belly.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342597731900611890" border="0" /></a>You don't have to be a father to have a potbelly. But if you're a well-fed American male older than 40, chances are you do have one, even if you happen to be hiding it beneath a Hawaiian shirt or that baggy, raggy old XXXL T-shirt that your wife keeps threatening to throw out. There's a reason for this: Men tend to store excess fat in the gut, while women tend to store it in the butt and the thighs. Medical researchers don't know why this happens but it does.<br /><br />There are, of course, women with potbellies. Frequently they attribute them to the aftereffects of pregnancy, even if they last gave birth during the Ford administration. Men have no such excuses. They can blame their bellies only on chowing down or drinking up. "Mine is beer," says Jerry O'Brien, 63, a Rockville, Md., barber. "It's all beer in here." He pats his belly, then slaps it a little. It responds with a friendly noise, like the sound you'd get if you thumped a nice, ripe cantaloupe packed in blubber. "My father always said it should sound like you're patting a horse's neck," O'Brien says. "My dad had a big one. He looked like he was about eight months' pregnant. He was a plumber and he drank a lot of beer. My dad could shake his belly like Santa Claus and it would roll in waves. I can shake mine, too, but I can't make it wave like his."<br /><br />Wave or no wave, O'Brien has an impressive belly. It's large and firm, billowing out in front of him like the mainsail of a clipper ship. "Kids like it," he says. "They want to rub it for good luck." Somewhere between a third and half of his customers have potbellies, he says.<br /><br />"They don't like to talk about their bellies, but they'll talk about mine," he says. "They say, "You have to stand back when you give me a haircut, Jerry, because you can't get any closer.' Or they say, "I bet you can't see your privates unless you stand on a mirror and look down.' And that's true."<br /><br />The potbelly is a many-splendored thing. It is as diverse and multifaceted as this great nation, coming in all colors, sizes and shapes. There are little potbellies that look like cannonballs and bigger ones that look like bowling balls and jumbo guts that resemble a basketball. There are stately, plump potbellies and enormous potbellies that make the owner look like a man shoplifting a watermelon. There are potbellies that remind you of sacks of flour and potbellies that swell like the biggest bubble gum bubble ever blown. There are those flabby potbellies that inspired the oke about Dunlop's disease -- Your belly done lopped over your belt -- and tight, taut potbellies that look like a subcutaneous suit of armor. There's the "Puttin' on a few pounds, eh, Joe?" potbelly and the "Jeez, Joe has really let himself go" potbelly. And there's the top-of-the-line potbelly that makes you sigh with awe, saying "Whew, that thing's probably got its own Zip code!"<br /><br />Every potbelly is unique and each has its own story, like the good-belly-gone-to-seed described by Zora Neale Hurston in her classic novel Their Eyes Were Watching God: "Joe wasn't so young as he used to be ... His prosperous-looking belly that used to thrust out so pugnaciously and intimidate folks, sagged like a load suspended from his loins. It didn't seem to be part of him anymore."<br /><br />In America, there are two main varieties of bodybuilders -- those who lift weights and those who hoist beers. The weightlifter's biceps are a monument to asceticism, narcissism, self-denial, strength, gyms and dumbbells. The beer guzzler's potbelly is a monument to great dinners and fine wines, to Mom's meatloaf and the wife's home cooking, to the corner bar and the keg party, to the simple American pleasure of basking in the Barcalounger with a Bud and bag of chips, watching athletes sweat on TV.<br /><br />The potbelly is 100 percent natural. Babies have them. So do such prominent Americans as comedian John Goodman, the Rev. Jerry Falwell, Redskins announcer Sonny Jurgensen, D.C. police Chief Charles Ramsey and the singer-rapper Cee-Lo, who wraps his naked belly in a feather boa and slaps it affectionately in his Closet Freak video.<br /><br />The potbelly is as American as apple pie, the Big Mac, the Big Gulp, cotton candy, hot dogs, corn dogs, chili dogs, the Hungry Man's Breakfast Special and the all-you-can-eat buffet. The potbelly is as much a part of the landscape of America as amber waves of grain. Our noble yeoman farmers advertise their food-producing prowess by cultivating their bellies along with their crops.<br /><br />"Men wear their belts low here, there being so many outstanding bellies, some big enough to have names of their own and be formally introduced," Garrison Keillor wrote of his mythic Minnesota farm town, Lake Wobegon. "Those men don't suck them in or hide them in loose shirts; they let them hang free, they pat them, they stroke them as they stand around and talk. How could a man be so vain as to ignore this old friend who's been with him at the great moments of his life?"<br /><br />The potbelly forces men who detest shopping to go out and buy new pants, new belts, loafers to replace the shoes they can't quite bend down to tie anymore, and new shirts to replace the ones whose lower buttons abruptly popped off under the unrelenting pressure of an expanding abdomen.<br /><br />The potbelly has been the subject of countless scientific studies. In Boston, researchers identified an enzyme that causes fat to accumulate in the abdomen. In England, scientists are hunting for a "beer-gut gene." And Swedish researchers found that stress causes the body to produce cortisol, a hormone that encourages the storage of fat in the gut.<br /><br />Unfortunately, having a few drinks to relieve your stress doesn't help: Alcohol also causes the body to produce cortisol. All these scientists agree that a potbelly is unhealthy. In fact, a fat gut is far worse than a fat butt. "The abdomen is probably the worst place to store fat metabolically," says James Hill, director of the Center for Human Nutrition at the University of Colorado, "because it increases the risk of diabetes and heart disease."<br /><br />More research needs to be done. Scientists have not yet discerned the difference between beer guts created by drinking beer and those whose origins are from products elsewhere on the food pyramid, Hill says. Nor have they discovered why some potbellies are taut while others suffer from Dunlop's disease.<br /><br />But there are men who claim to know these things, men who have studied the potbelly closely by living with one for decades -- men like Jack Germond, the veteran political reporter and author of an autobiography titled Fat Man in a Middle Seat. "There's a difference between a pot created with good steak and good whiskey and one you get eating lemon meringue pie," Germond says.<br /><br />What's the difference?<br /><br />"It's firmer."<br /><br />And how did he create his?<br /><br />"It wasn't eating pie," he says.<br /><br />Chris Zimmerman, a wine salesman who lives outside Seattle, claims that his potbelly has actually begun to resemble a case of wine. "My gut is about the size of a 12-bottle case -- with rounded edges on the box," he says. "The wine-case gut is a different gut depending on what kind of wine you drink. I sell exclusively Italian wines, so I have a gut that was developed by drinking copious quantities of Barolo and Chianti and eating pasta and risotto. Basically, it sits higher than the beer gut, and it's firmer than a gut created by eating chicken-fried steaks and lemon meringue pie."<br /><br />Occasionally, Zimmerman announces to his wife and kids that he's decided to shrink his potbelly by dieting. This is not popular with his daughters, who are 4 and 7 years old. "My daughters like my gut," he says. "They call it "the big pillow.' They think of it as a place to cuddle up while I read a story." His wife may have a different opinion. "I think she'd probably be happy if the big pillow was a little pillow."<br /><br />When it comes to caring for the big pillow, Zimmerman believes in the wisdom of the Potbelly Credo, formulated by his friend Todd Ruby, a wine importer who lives in Silver Spring. "Get out in the sun because tan fat looks better than white fat," Ruby says. "And do a modest amount of stomach-strengthening exercises because fat in a cardboard box looks better than fat in a Hefty bag."<br /><br />"The perfect potbelly has to have shape, form, presence, firmness and most of all character," says Jim "Hoolie" Decaire.<br /><br />Decaire should know. He's the Bert Parks of the potbelly, a man who organizes the annual Ultimate Beer Gut contest and serenades the audience with his song Beer Gut, an anthem with a rousing chorus:<br /><br />Your beer gut is your buddy<br />It's a friend who's always near<br />And all you ever have to do<br />Is feed it lots of beer<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">* * * * * * *<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Here is another fine article all about the male pot-belly! Every male should have a great big round belly to be proud of!<br /></span></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Potbelly once signaled prestige</span><br /><br />©Washington Post<br />June 25, 2002<br /><br />For much of history, the potbelly was a mark of distinction, proof that God had bestowed his bounty upon you. "It was a sign of prestige to have enough food to get fat," says anthropologist David Givens. "And a large belly was a way to display your wealth."<br /><br />In England in 1600, a man who didn't eat enough to grow his own potbelly would wear a fake one made of quilted canvas -- a "belly piece" that hung over his belt in a faux Dunlop. His wife padded her hips with a sausagelike accessory that was called, believe it or not, a "bumroll."<br /><br />In America in 1900, a man with a belly was a "man of substance," and he called attention to his gut by using it as a display pillow for his fancy gold pocket watch.<br /><br />In cultures around the world, a folk hero emerged -- a jolly fat man who dispenses gifts to children. In the West, he's called Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas, and he possesses a "little round belly that shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly." In Asia, he's known as Putai or Hotei, the squatting fat man depicted in statues in countless Chinese restaurants.<br /><br />"He's like the Buddhist Santa Claus -- he carries a sack and gives out candy to kids," says Jeff Wilson, author of The Buddhist Guide to New York. "That big fat belly is a symbol of abundance and wealth -- spiritual wealth and material wealth."<br /><br />But fat also came to symbolize the spiritual diseases of greed and gluttony -- a sign that the pleasures of the flesh had triumphed over the cultivation of the spirit. In the late 1800s, American political cartoonists were depicting evil capitalists and corrupt politicians as fat men with cigars, top hats and enormous bellies who sat, literally and figuratively, atop the scrawny, starving masses.<br /><br />These days, the masses are neither scrawny nor starving, at least not in the United States, where obesity is epidemic, particularly among the poor. Today, capitalists and national politicians are likely to be thinner than hoi polloi. "I'm trying to think of the last time we had a politician with a real good potbelly -- it's been a while," Germond laments. "They all seem to want to look like Robert Redford."<br /><br />Today's capitalists tend to be thin, too, says Bill Regardie, the former fat man, former businessman and former publisher of several business magazines named after himself. "If you can afford spas and personal trainers and plastic surgery, you're not going to have a potbelly," he says. "The higher you go on the socioeconomic scale, the thinner people are."<br /><br />Regardie used to have a serious gut, but in the late '80s he had it removed by liposuction. It hurt like hell, he says, but still recommends it to friends.<br /><br />"Absolutely!" he says. "It's the American way!"<br /><br />Now we are living in the Age of Abs. Magazines regularly tout a new beauty standard for the American gut -- a rippled, muscular look known as the "six-pack."<br /><br />"A flat stomach is the Holy Grail of fitness," proclaims Self magazine in an article titled "Wow Abs Now!"<br /><br />Many men have succumbed to this insidious propaganda campaign, and they now spend hours working to create abs of their very own through a regimen of sit-ups, crunches, leg lifts and torso twists. These abs guys tend to fall into three main categories:<br /><br />1. Single guys<br /><br />2. Divorced guys<br /><br />3. Gay guys<br /><br />Married guys tend to be skeptical of the whole abs thing. Given a choice between six-pack abs and a six-pack of beer, your average married man will go for the brewski every time. Ask the average married dad about abs and he'll tell you he's not fully convinced that they actually exist. "Abs? My high school biology teacher never mentioned them. Were they just discovered or what?"<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">* * * * * * *<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Well, there you have it.<br /><br />The pot-belly use to be a simbol of wealth and prestege, but now, it's become a symbol of poverty since in this day and age, rich people are slimming down and becoming thinner, while obesity is increasing among the poor.<br /><br />I SAY, GOOD!!!<br /><br />For far too many centuries, poor people were always starving, and always way too thin. It's about time that we poor folk all got nice and fat, even super super obese, with huge round bellies that we are just barely able to carry around, or so huge we can't carry them around at all!<br /><br />Thos rich guys who are trying to slim down, and build up hard muscular six-pack abs, they are unpatriotic. Every patriotic American male should have a belly that is like a great big beer keg instead of a six-pack!<br /><br />Also, every American male shoud strive to have a huge round belly that is so big that no shirt will completely cover his belly, and his belly should hang down over his belt, down over the front of his pants, and even down to his knees!<br /><br />His low hanging belly should cause his pants to slide halfway down on his butt. So, it is the patriotic duty of every obese apple-shaped American male go around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack!!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYxDtzLfziM22zA2nT3cIIituJJvpePxiD7CP_Fienp74cIU_mOn2JW6n9NMFA-EBCSnb6C3MYoSxpF-qk65HpZt_rd7onMDqCXOKf7HPfXBUzqt87M3W5D22Ubiia1dVF2pmheFf4sZTJ/s1600-h/Butt-crack+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYxDtzLfziM22zA2nT3cIIituJJvpePxiD7CP_Fienp74cIU_mOn2JW6n9NMFA-EBCSnb6C3MYoSxpF-qk65HpZt_rd7onMDqCXOKf7HPfXBUzqt87M3W5D22Ubiia1dVF2pmheFf4sZTJ/s400/Butt-crack+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342609816190141586" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">REMEMBER!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">While it's far more dangerous to your health to be apple-shaped, which greatly increases your risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, then . . .<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">ALSO REMEMBER . . .<br /><br />It's a lot more fun being apple-shaped instead of pear-shaped, because . . .<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">You get to go around out in public, showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack!<br /><br />True, as an obese apple-shaped male, you won't live as long as an obese person who is more pear-shaped, but you will have a Hell of a lot more fun, mooning the world around you!!!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" > </span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" > </span></div></div></div></div></div></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-37154893744105501052009-02-07T13:28:00.053-07:002010-11-13T21:06:17.229-07:00IT IS A LOT MORE FUN TO DIE FROM GLUTTONY AND OBESITY THAN IT IS TO DIE OF ANOREXIA AND STARVATION!<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">IT'S FAR BETTER TO DIE FROM GLUTTONY</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >AND MASSIVE OBESITY</span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> THAN IT IS TO DIE<br />FROM</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> ANOREXIA AND STARVATION!</span></span></span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjMdHnJueEZ-kr-AFK0A72CeQJLiCpSR8NSjgl1PoeaHKH_Ss0jxaFvrjLtEJzDF3DpXMBL9Sq6Ne69Naw3tK4hN5Y769KmNIhPUL8wIGnLBReRA9_BB9j2XYDF9jSkqXR_d0M_xqQhRNj/s1600-h/Caskets+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjMdHnJueEZ-kr-AFK0A72CeQJLiCpSR8NSjgl1PoeaHKH_Ss0jxaFvrjLtEJzDF3DpXMBL9Sq6Ne69Naw3tK4hN5Y769KmNIhPUL8wIGnLBReRA9_BB9j2XYDF9jSkqXR_d0M_xqQhRNj/s400/Caskets+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300548711221230514" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Would you much rather be buried in<br />an over-sized casket or in a shoe box?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">There are far worse ways to die, than from gluttony and obesity. One way to die is from starvation or anorexia. There are also many other ways to die, some of them not so pleasant, and ways that are either extremely painful, or even violent. Most of us hope to die of old age, after living a good long life, to die peacefully in bed. To die of old age is, of course, much better than dying in a car accident, or in a house fire, or a plane crash, or being the victim of a violent crime. We prefer to die in ways that are the least painful.<br /><br />But what if you had only two choices on how you were going to die? What if those two choices were to either die of anorexia, starving to death, or over-eating, to eventually die from your gluttony and obesity? Which would you chose, if those were the only these two choices?<br /><br />I would choose to die from gluttony and massive obesity, because it's a lot more fun getting there! Yes, going out from a heart attack might be rather painful, but still, not as painful as say, dying in a house fire or a car crash, and it's a lot more fun than starving to death.<br /><br />Also, we big fat greedy gluttons live much longer than anorexics. We may not live as long as average sized people but we do live longer than anorexics. A person can go up to 6 weeks without food, but no more than 3 or 4 days without water, and no more than 5 minutes without air. An enormously obese person can go more than 6 weeks without food, because we have more fat stored away on our bodies, so it would take an extremely obese person much longer to die from starvation. The agony of hunger and starving would be more prolonged, and take longer.<br /><br />But most people would die after more than 6 weeks without food. Now some political prisoners have gone on hunger strikes for much longer. I believe the record was over 70 days. Anorexics have been known to starve themselves over a period of several years, but of course, they don't go totally without food. They do eat occasionally, which helps to prolong their years on their semi-starvation diets. But most anorexics die during their teen age years or in their 20s and very few anorexics live longer than that. There are some anorexics who are in their 30s and 4os but then, their eating disorder had started later in life. So, whatever age you happen to be when you started an anorexic life-style, you would be damn lucky if you lasted more the 5 years or so. Starving yourself will kill you much faster than gluttony and obesity.<br /><br />A happy obese glutton may indulge in his gluttonous life-style for 20 or 30 years, or even another 40 years or so before it finally catches up with him. Also, the younger you are when you embark on the path of greedy gluttony, the earlier in life you'll go out. So, an enormously obese person who started his/her gluttonous life-style while in his/her teens might not live beyond his 30s or 40s while someone who started eating like a glutton in his 30s might live into his 50s or even his 60s before going out.<br /><br />So, it does take many years before your gluttony finally takes you out. But if you chose to go down the path of Anorexia, then you probably won't last another 5 years or so, so it's better to follow the path of gluttony, which will give you a lot more years to enjoy your food.<br /><br />Also, gluttony is lot more fun! You get to eat all your favorite foods that you enjoy so much, and that's really fun, especially if you love being obese and becoming fatter and fatter over the years. Gluttony makes you grow really HUGE! It feels good to have a full belly, and it makes you feel happy and contented, and you get really sleepy after eating a great big meal.<br /><br />Anorexia is no fun at all. It really sucks! You feel hungry all the time, and you feel cold, even on warm days you feel like shivering, and it's a very uncomfortable way to live, and a painful way to die. When you're starving, you will feel too weak to get up out of your bed and to do much of anything else.<br /><br />Of course, when you're an enormously obese glutton, you will also feel too weak to get up from your bed, but that is because you have become too fat to get up and move around, But it feels a Hell of a lot more comfortable than feeling too weak from starvation. When you're a big fat glutton, you feel lazy, and your body feels so nice and soft.<br /><br />Gluttony can also a painful way to die, especially when you have your final heart attack, and your heart explodes in your chest. But the agony is not as prolonged as the pain of starvation for anorexics. When you have a massive heart attack, you go out much faster, so it is still a much better way to die than starving to death.<br /><br />Also, when you die from gluttony, and especially from super super obesity, you will go out in a really big way. Your friends, relatives and neighbors will long remember you, and the funeral after you had been buried in a huge over-sized casket. There is a company that specializes in making super-size coffins for us really huge obese gluttons when our time finally comes.<br /><br />The company is named Goliath Caskets, and here is an example of one of their over-sized caskets made for us super fatties.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI4fWxtgelwHmO3NvEg7e5InZ29xLYRFRGm3xZHuEIRxd1cwkgzqJPJNlbLgS0VcMCUJJqimiM0zLUjTLUSn-Maw_7zHe0yfcnMZBqxcN7YNkyTwOdYvv4ieaBaODymEkmRNcuMOJ_8-qg/s1600-h/Huge+Casket.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 143px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI4fWxtgelwHmO3NvEg7e5InZ29xLYRFRGm3xZHuEIRxd1cwkgzqJPJNlbLgS0VcMCUJJqimiM0zLUjTLUSn-Maw_7zHe0yfcnMZBqxcN7YNkyTwOdYvv4ieaBaODymEkmRNcuMOJ_8-qg/s400/Huge+Casket.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300360595552650818" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Check out the video below. It is all about this Great Obesity Epidemic that is presently sweeping across the nation, and how the makers of Goliath Caskets will be able to accommodate us when our time finally comes.<br /></div></div><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwRfK5-9BG15kYdK1kU7KaWFkqHO8m3hoLMTlKsbSnEcGz2WlSRuG0M-0GtHXJGy21TkSmcGpwleNpLcsLBgw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;">We happy obese gluttons should all want to go out in a big way. A life of gluttony and ever increasing obesity is the happiest life-style there is. Anorexia in not natural. We humans are the only living creatures on this planet to deliberately starve ourselves to lose weight, and some even go to the extremes becoming anorexic. This phenomena does not occur among all other livig creatures. Their natural instinct drives them to search for food, and to fatten up in order to survive through times when food is scarce.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">So, we gluttons are only following our natural instincts. Gluttony is natural. Every living creatures loves to eat, so it's perfectly natural for us to be gluttons. The so-called medical "experts" today are all saying that over-eating is a symptom of some kind of mental illness, and of course, they also say the same thing about anorexia, that it is an eating disorder, and a form of mental illness.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But we gluttons are perfectly sane. We love to eat, and we are perfectly happy and contented, and we love growing bigger and bigger. In nature, growth is natural. Nothing get's smaller. No, all livig things grow bigger, and that should include us humans. Therefore, we gluttons are perfectly sane, because we do what is natural for us, to eat and grow bigger.<br /></div><br />The next pictures below depicts how every gluttons truly want's to go out! To go out in a really big way! To live big, to eat big, and to die big!<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXcEbDOATAEjOOq96eNsZ1INwMyXG0BNc6aWG9NWjDnblev83FN5UePyvMlNPpXz5JByoz901_yFsNUbmOmYgtpf3Hc2xZwJjd9XJ0Z7eN6SeL_6nAZnvtF_HmnYlp2ed11-RTf7awzDAG/s1600-h/Heart+Attack.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXcEbDOATAEjOOq96eNsZ1INwMyXG0BNc6aWG9NWjDnblev83FN5UePyvMlNPpXz5JByoz901_yFsNUbmOmYgtpf3Hc2xZwJjd9XJ0Z7eN6SeL_6nAZnvtF_HmnYlp2ed11-RTf7awzDAG/s400/Heart+Attack.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300379160362445698" border="0" /></a>Please click on image above to see<br />a much larger easier to read view.<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">This greedy morbidly obese little glutton was 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighed 2,850 pounds! He was born September 30, 1981 and he died of a massive heart attack on December 27, 2006 just two days past Christmas. He was only 25 years old. But he died happy, because he died of gluttony and super super morbid obesity. On the day he died, he ate a 34 pound turkey with stuffing, a 25 pound ham, 15 pounds of bacon, 10 dozen fried eggs, 3 dozen hamburgers with cheese, 12 pepperoni pizzas, 10 pounds of mashed potatoes with gravy, 10 pounds of yams or sweet potatoes all covered with 5 pounds of butter, a dozen cans of cranberry sauce, a dozen pecan pies, a dozen pumpkin pies, a dozen apple pies, a dozen blueberry pies, a dozen coconut cream pies, 10 gallons of ice cream, drank 5 gallons of eggnog milk, a dozen chocolate cakes, 10 pounds of strawberries with homemade whipped cream, and he washed it all down with 3 cases of dark beer! Then he got up from his living-room couch to get some more beer from his fridge, and on his way back into the living-room he died from a sudden massive heart attack.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The next two pictures below is of his younger brother who was 6 feet 9 inches tall and weighed 3,780 pounds! He was born October 5, 1983 and he also died from a sudden massive heart attack while at a public beach on July 15, 2003 at the age of 19 years!<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRtFmWYhRbG7-cpPDsrsWJHEu3ts4Y6fGkz9-DBn5ZZzW18Bb_SPk7rupxeS6g4EOxz0f45lkdsF1KFW72HTEpKb8jQqRV5YlNTYXKOpJ99UMPCvL0py8s9Jl5q-bK0C3Nxjku-CLoD2At/s1600-h/Glutton+On+The+Beach.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRtFmWYhRbG7-cpPDsrsWJHEu3ts4Y6fGkz9-DBn5ZZzW18Bb_SPk7rupxeS6g4EOxz0f45lkdsF1KFW72HTEpKb8jQqRV5YlNTYXKOpJ99UMPCvL0py8s9Jl5q-bK0C3Nxjku-CLoD2At/s400/Glutton+On+The+Beach.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301467699259270978" border="0" /></a>Please click on image above to see<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">a much larger easier to read view.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">He was walking along the beach, his great big belly hanging down over a bright yellow pair of shorts with red polka-dots, and his shorts slid about halfway down on his ass, showing off his butt-crack, and he was taunted by some younger kid about 11 years old who said to him "WOW! That sure is one really great big "pant-dropping-heart-stopper" that you're carrying around in front of you.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">When the kid referred to his huge round belly as a "heart-stopper" his words turned out to be prophetic because during the conversation, he had sharp stabbing pains in his chest and he was gasping for air as he collapsed from a massive heart attack, right there on the beach!<br /></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj15xQfXmP-t5sz-CnfwTXA5Ad7aTgdv0x2GBLoPUAHsKBVUVxOwsMwtNN8Z7k1UAqDg9tZ3Zdwn3u4G8Xxz_goIdxc7Ga8TSi124QvIT7PRgMZ9DbIEoct0_Y-Lsp6rVfdV6XGyTMVPJ2m/s1600-h/Heart+Attack+On+The+Beach.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj15xQfXmP-t5sz-CnfwTXA5Ad7aTgdv0x2GBLoPUAHsKBVUVxOwsMwtNN8Z7k1UAqDg9tZ3Zdwn3u4G8Xxz_goIdxc7Ga8TSi124QvIT7PRgMZ9DbIEoct0_Y-Lsp6rVfdV6XGyTMVPJ2m/s400/Heart+Attack+On+The+Beach.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301074413077729586" border="0" /></a>Please click on image above to see<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">a much larger easier to read view.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">As he lay there helplessly on his back, gasping for his last breaths of air, the kid continued to taunt him with some more cruel remarks, saying that his great big heart-stopper is finally doing it's job, and that is, that it was stopping his heart! The kid continued to taunt him some more, asking him if he was still hungry and if the would like some big greasy hamburgers with some greasy fries. Oddly enough, even though he was dying from an extremely painful heart attack, and his lungs starving for air, his belly was still grumbling with severe hunger pangs! Even after his heart suddenly stopped, he gasped for one last breath of air and his last words were "YES! I'M STILL HUNGRY!" and then he slipped into unconsciousness, and died on the beach under the hot summer sun.<br /><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;">He went out, just like a true greedy obese glutton! Even though he had sharp stabbing pains in his chest and both arms, and was gasping for his last breaths of air, his belly still felt great hunger, and even though he could no longer breath, he still wanted food!<br /></div><br />Now that is the way every greedy and happy morbidly obese glutton should go out!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Every super massively obese glutton loves to live big, eating big meals, wearing big clothes, sitting on big furniture, sleeping on a big bed, and eventually dying of a big heart attack! And of course, if you do manage to set a new world's record, and become as enormously obese like the dying glutton as depicted in the above cartoon, and after you finally go out, then even Goliath Caskets will have to build something much larger than all of their previous designs as in the next picture below.<br /></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj27OQh5ibU52dB35o48m9ZZeymvUM4fiO3-qeSPYnUdYqghpS1nudUm3h76tAMUcCm6iYzaG6SQv5bzZB97PFqRnRd3nizD3Tuoo0L4envTAiP2VfvrtRlH6jMdvpTu0gQoYThIoTnO-tu/s1600-h/Huge+Casket+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj27OQh5ibU52dB35o48m9ZZeymvUM4fiO3-qeSPYnUdYqghpS1nudUm3h76tAMUcCm6iYzaG6SQv5bzZB97PFqRnRd3nizD3Tuoo0L4envTAiP2VfvrtRlH6jMdvpTu0gQoYThIoTnO-tu/s400/Huge+Casket+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300597764180849874" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Here is a special casket that is about 7 feet long, 9 feet wide, and 8 feet tall. You will have to be buried about 14 feet deep instead of the standard 6 feet. Also, your casket will have to be carried to the burial plot on a flat-bed truck, and a Hydraulic crane will be needed to lower you into the ground. But isn't that much better than dying of anorexia and being buried in a shoe box?<br /></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;">This is how every glutton truly wants to go out. You're sitting on your living-room couch watching TV as usual, and your coffee table is loaded with all kinds of food. Then you struggle to rise up on your feet to go into the kitchen to get some more beer from your fridge. It's very hard for you to walk because your huge round belly comes down to your knees when standing up. Your love-handles hang down over your hips, and your shorts are about half-way down on your ass, showing off your butt-crack, and your shirt does not completely cover your belly and you're showing off your bellybutton. You are a real slob! It's a real struggle to walk into the kitchen because of your huge belly hanging down over your short fat thighs and down to your knees.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">You walk back to the living room with another 12 pack of beer, huffing and puffing, breathing heavily, and breaking out in a sweat as usual, beads of perspiration breaking out on your plump round face. Then, all of a sudden your chest feels tight and you find it very difficult to breath. Your heart starts pounding like a sledge-hammer in your chest, faster and faster, sharp stabbing pains with every heart beat. The sharp stabbing pains travel down your arms. You begin to feel a crushing sensation in your chest, like a tremendous weight pressing down on your chest, and you feel a crushing sensation around your heart as you have to struggle for every breath.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Then you fall forward on your huge round belly, and roll over on your back, the weight of your huge massive belly squeezing the wind out of you. And then, one last stabbing pain in your heart as your heart comes to a sudden stop, and literally explodes inside your chest. And finally, you slip away into unconsciousness, and then, all is peaceful and quiet. As you lay there on your back, your huge belly rises almost up to the ceiling! You have died the happy obese glutton's death.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But it's better to die a glutton's death than to die from anorexia. Nobody remembers an anorexic after he or she dies, and having been buried in a shoe box.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Ah! But when you die the glutton's death, you will go out in a really big way! When your family calls for the ambulance they won't be able to get your huge massive body out through the door. They will have to break down a wall to get you out. It will take at least a dozen big strong men to get your huge body up onto an over-sized gurney, and as you lay there on the gurney, your huge round belly towers high above their heads! Then they discover that your body is even too big to fit into a Bariatric Ambulance! See picture below.<br /></div></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdam6b2FVp_vDzw5jokhhPfXC0EkcjkvugC5QwQkoIZ9ZE3Plq7Hqj3EAOrv4iyy62FAnnZloY6P49UdKhBvMfkUS8Qflr0fZqX-03eCFPZTlOOHwd-cW8L_y99Hc1huCzIhX7CKn8LmPd/s1600-h/Bariatric+Ambulance.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdam6b2FVp_vDzw5jokhhPfXC0EkcjkvugC5QwQkoIZ9ZE3Plq7Hqj3EAOrv4iyy62FAnnZloY6P49UdKhBvMfkUS8Qflr0fZqX-03eCFPZTlOOHwd-cW8L_y99Hc1huCzIhX7CKn8LmPd/s400/Bariatric+Ambulance.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300281175221085442" border="0" /></a></div>Please click on image above to see<br />a much larger easier to read view.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">So now, they have to put you on a flatbed truck to take you to the morgue. As your huge massive body is being taken out of your house, your neighbors will look on in wonder as to how you become so big. They may even need to break down one of the walls of the morgue to get your huge body inside. Then your family and relatives will have to order a special built coffin from Goliath Caskets. Your casket will have to be loaded on a large flatbed truck, and lowered into the ground with a hydraulic crane.<br /><br />Everybody will remember your funeral for a long time to come. For years your friends and neighbors will talk about the day you passed on and how it was a struggle to remove your massive body from your home.<br /><br />People will remember you're funneral for many years afterward.<br /><br />Remember:<br /><br />You are now having a fun life, eating all of your favorite foods, and eating as much as you please, and getting as enormously obese as you please. Your life of gluttony and super super massive obesity was a life of pleasure and fun! Shouldn't your eventual death also be fun?<br /><br />Gluttony and super massive obesity puts the FUN in FUNneral!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span></div></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com123tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-72199920373714199392009-02-04T17:11:00.030-07:002010-11-13T21:07:25.132-07:00GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF US MEN WHO ARE GREEDY HAPPY BALD-HEADED GLUTTONS!<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">GOOD NEWS FOR BALD HEADED GLUTTONS</span>!</span><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUPwcTSMJkOlJ1X14iSaizFLbwfFZ5uUxSnFMO9YHDMgvwTNX8OIlEJgybBR7jhjdw4llODLlFJHU11tATnU-BPu7OvYMnNAHtxY4gBXY0UYrkx-1oVeqtSRaXn2jB__DSn9WDC1ssjhui/s1600-h/Bald+Head+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUPwcTSMJkOlJ1X14iSaizFLbwfFZ5uUxSnFMO9YHDMgvwTNX8OIlEJgybBR7jhjdw4llODLlFJHU11tATnU-BPu7OvYMnNAHtxY4gBXY0UYrkx-1oVeqtSRaXn2jB__DSn9WDC1ssjhui/s400/Bald+Head+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299797621282689282" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuj1vkC2l6Ymk0Gsc-1Yxo2cuhqKkmAA0AxvVaHAV1CctTwpf5doUU695IOsvtRqEDXsVoCLXtYrON0Zk8w9UpIyDZ0D0QkLc52uFhxJxh2OZIntN72YfwUC4oLRSMefKTBVl1xSYRVxpc/s1600-h/Bald+Head+3.JPG"><br /></a></div><div> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div>What's the good news you ask?<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuj1vkC2l6Ymk0Gsc-1Yxo2cuhqKkmAA0AxvVaHAV1CctTwpf5doUU695IOsvtRqEDXsVoCLXtYrON0Zk8w9UpIyDZ0D0QkLc52uFhxJxh2OZIntN72YfwUC4oLRSMefKTBVl1xSYRVxpc/s1600-h/Bald+Head+3.JPG"><br /></a></div><br />Is it about something that will restore your hair?<br /><br />The answer is a resounding NO!!! Forget that!!!<br /><br />Most hair restore products don't work, at least not for all men who are going bald or have gone bald on top of their heads.<br /><br />So then, what is the good news?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The good news is this . . . . .<br /><br />That if you happen to be a greedy happy glutton who really loves to eat, then male-pattern baldness is the best thing that can ever happen to you! It can be your key to perfect happiness and joyful bliss.<br /><br />Here is a video that celebrates being fat and bald.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dx2GB4LWQ2d3nKX3Wr2cop07vfcAKl7bskgrh_BOjx7TbkRRJVyNYLyNyb-AZX0YjJ5yqHENV5wTVnhHtIg0A' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />It is titled The Fat And Bald Song.<br /><br /><br />Anyway, being bald-headed can set you free from many so-called responsibilities, and you will no longer feel the need to account to anybody else for your life-style choices.<br /><br />For example:<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Have you ever had some young lady tell you, that you would look so much better, if only you would lose some weight? Have You ever been told, that she would even go out with you on a date after you have slimmed down?<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div><div> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">And then . . . . . . .<br /><br />After having lost a lot of weight, and working out at the gym, building up muscles and getting your body all toned up, and feeling that you look really fantastic, and finally, you ask this young lady if she would still like to go out on a date with you, and she says, "Well, your body does look a Hell of a lot better. In fact, it looks absolutely fantastic! But NO! I still won't go out with you, because you're head is bald and ugly, and I won't go out with any man with an ugly bald head! Not even if he has a good looking body. Sorry!" and then, she walks away, telling you to never call her again.<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Now, isn't that nice?<br /><br />YEAH RIGHT!<br /><br />First she tells you, that you would look much better if you weren't so fat, and then after losing all that weight, slimming down and working out, she then tells you that you're still too ugly because you're bald!<br /><br />Now, that's real nice! Isn't it?<br /><br />Yeah, we know, life is unfair, but the fact remains, that most people, both men and women, think that we bald-headed men are ugly! There have even been some cases where some women have actually divorced their husbands, just simply because they have gone bald. Of course, both men and women have divorced their spouses for being too fat, so sometimes we men can be just as guilty of being shallow and vane.<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">OK, to be fair, not all women are so shallow and vane. There are some women who think that bald men are handsome and good looking, and even more sexy. There are such "sex symbols "as Yule Brenner, and Patric Steward who plays Captain Jean Luc Picard on Star Trek The Next Generation. And of course in this future time, the 24th century, as depicted in the Star Trek series, people in the future will probably not be as vane and shallow as so many people are today. We can only hope that in the future, the human race will have outgrown its peddy prejudices.<br /><br />So, there are some women who do think that bald-headed men are good looking and even sexy. But, unfortunately, such women are few and far between. The majority of women, and even most men, still think that bald-headed guys are ugly.<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">So, what are you going to do?<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Well then, many people also think that you're ugly because you're too fat as well as there are </span><span style="font-size:100%;">many people will think you're ugly because you're bald.<br /><br />You can always lose some weight, and if you're not bald-headed, then most people will think that you look a Hell of a lot better. They won't think you're ugly anymore. But if you're fat AND bald, then forget it!!! Even after losing a lot of weight, most people will still think you're ugly because of your bald head!<br /><br />Yeah, you can always try to lose some weight, But if you also happen to be bald, then there is nothing you can do about that! So, why even bother to go on a diet and work out at a gym to lose weight? It really makes no difference whether you lose weight or not. If you're bald, then you'll be fat, bald, and ugly, and if you manage to get thin, then you'll be skinny, bald, and ugly! Therefore, it's really not worth the effort, and the struggle to lose weight, because fat or thin, you'll still be ugly, because you're bald, and there is nothing you can do to change that!<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">You can lose weight, but you can't grow back the hair you have lost after you have gone bald. So, if you're bald and ugly, then why even bother to go on some awful diet? Why put yourself through a lot of suffering, being hungry all the time from constant hunger? Especially if you love to eat!!!<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">And so . . . . .<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Which is better?<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">To be thin, bald, and ugly, and suffer constant hunger after losing </span><span style="font-size:100%;">a lot of weight, or to be </span><span style="font-size:100%;">fat, bald, and ugly, and eat as much as you like and have a </span><span style="font-size:100%;">comfortably full belly?<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Well, since I love to eat, and I can't stand being hungry all the time, then the answer is really quite simple.<br /><br />If given a choice between being thin, bald, and ugly, and always feeling hungry, then, I would much rather be fat, bald, and ugly! If you get thin, bald and ugly, you will feel hungry all the time, and no lady will want to go out on a date with you because you're still ugly with that bald head of yours.<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />But if you're fat, bald and ugly, then don't even bother to do on a diet, or work out at a gym. Just go ahead and eat as much as you please, and just kick back and relax, and stay fat, and keep on growing fatter. So, if you're already ugly because of your bald head, then you might as well just go ahead and eat as much as you like, and just grow bigger, fatter, and uglier!<br /><br />So now, you have a damn good excuse for being fat!<br /><br />You're ugly because you're bald, so just go ahead and eat as much as you please, and get as big and fat as you please, and just kick back and relax, and enjoy your food, and enjoy your life!<br /><br />You have been set free! Free at last! So, enjoy your new found freedom!<br /><br />I am also bald and ugly, and I'm also fat! So, I'm fat, bald, and ugly! Therefore, I'm going to eat as much as I like and get as fat as I please, because no matter how much weight I may lose I will still be ugly because I'm bald. So, I would much rather be fat, bald, and ugly, instead of being thin, bald, and ugly! Since I'm bald, I know that I will always be ugly, fat or thin, I'll always be ugly because of my bald head!<br /><br />Actually, I'm really very happy and glad that I'm bald and ugly! It has given me far more freedom. It has set me free! I don't have to go on a diet, and be unhappy and miserable trying to starve myself to stay thin, because I know that I'll still be ugly after losing weight since I have an ugly bald head.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />And so, because I'm bald and ugly, I've been set free to eat as much as I like and to get </span><span style="font-size:100%;">as fat as I please! And, since I'm already bald and ugly, then I may as well just go ahead and eat as much as I like to get even </span><span style="font-size:100%;">fatter than I am now! So, I'll just get bigger and fatter, and uglier to go along with my already ugly bald head! </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div face="Arial" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div face="Arial" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Being bald and ugly gives you more freedom to eat as much as you like and grow fatter and fatter! Therefore, we bald-headed ugly people don't have to go on diets to lose weight., because we're free to eat as much as we like, and get as fat as we please.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div face="Arial" style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div face="Arial" style="text-align: justify;"><br />I'M FREE! I'M FREE! FREE AT LAST!<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Ah! I just love being fat, bald, and ugly!<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMxCrQkuZPP7Fo7pZWpMwZfib6X0KLEDIXQa8XuI0wJ_FPmyCB-V0FmiC-v-xL72JD5AzKXI_w2zi1NqPPSkqf6cNzAFJ7XZCeV3Ds8CPRpUeM_0Dk5UxyVTfC3iVn0de9H18FqTcypmgN/s1600-h/My+Unhealthy+Apple+Shaped+Obese+Body+02.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMxCrQkuZPP7Fo7pZWpMwZfib6X0KLEDIXQa8XuI0wJ_FPmyCB-V0FmiC-v-xL72JD5AzKXI_w2zi1NqPPSkqf6cNzAFJ7XZCeV3Ds8CPRpUeM_0Dk5UxyVTfC3iVn0de9H18FqTcypmgN/s400/My+Unhealthy+Apple+Shaped+Obese+Body+02.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299166295263739730" border="0" /></a>Please click on this picture for a much<br />larger view that is a lot easier to read.<br /></div><br /><br />So, in conclusion . . . . .<br /><br />If you happen to be bald and ugly, like me, then go ahead and add being fat, to being bald and ugly, and become FAT, bald and ugly instead of being just plane bald and ugly.<br /><br />EAT! EAT! EAT! ENJOY YOUR FOOD AND DRINK!<br /><br />As long as your bald and ugly, then you do not need to go on a diet. You don't need to lose weight. If you're bald and ugly, it's OK to be a glutton and eat as much as you like. It's OK to be fat, and to keep on growing fatter and fatter.<br /><br />Since you're already ugly because of your bald head, than it doesn't matter if getting bigger and fatter makes you even more ugly. You have a perfect excuse for not losing weight, and growing fatter and fatter every day.<br /><br />REMEMBER . . .<br /><br />We men who are bald and ugly, we have more freedom than good-looking people, and those of us guys who are FAT, bald, and ugly, we have even more freedom! We are free from all obligations and responsibilities, because it's harder for us fat, bald, and ugly men to get decent jobs. Men have been passed over for job promotions just for being bald while the promotion goes to some good looking guy with a full head of hair.<br /><br />So, we don't owe society a damn thing! We don't have to do jack-shit! Because we can't get hired for decent jobs, and because we get passed over for promotions, then we might as well go on disability, and collect that check, and just stay home and watch TV, drink beer, and eat and sleep and grow fatter and fatter!<br /><br />That is our right! Because we are FAT, bald,and UGLY!!!<br /><br />And so, being bald and ugly gives you a license to eat as much as you please, to become . . . . .<br /><br />BIG, FAT, BALD AND UGLY!!!<br /><br />ENJOY IT!<br /><br />******* FTW!!! *******<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span></div></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-35465792062543941682009-01-29T23:02:00.071-07:002010-11-13T21:08:10.468-07:00Good News For Greedy Happy Gluttons! New Hamburger Grill Opens Up In Arizona!<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:arial;">There is a new hamburger grill that has recently opened up in Tempe Arizona, an excellent fast-food restaurant where all of us greedy happy gluttons will really enjoy hanging out as our big bellies hang down!</span> It is called THE HEART ATTACK GRILL!<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div> <a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkeHjTQPunigIuw_Bf2IUpSlV1c6Q1aMNLZdzg8dmYsNpeOQ1CdRAyy5Zk0yGZHI0wB8nIBFMLWwVwWwWov2P6Cdr5ueU8w15WKOEvvIdLsBdgbtZwIzzAHBFNgoYwBA8QaMbHK8Rdizcb/s1600-h/Happy+Glutton+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkeHjTQPunigIuw_Bf2IUpSlV1c6Q1aMNLZdzg8dmYsNpeOQ1CdRAyy5Zk0yGZHI0wB8nIBFMLWwVwWwWov2P6Cdr5ueU8w15WKOEvvIdLsBdgbtZwIzzAHBFNgoYwBA8QaMbHK8Rdizcb/s400/Happy+Glutton+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297006752419975026" border="0" /></a><br />http://www.heartattackgrill.com/<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:arial;">The picture above depicts how enormously obese I hope to become some day. Presently I'm 57 years old, 5 feet 6 inches tall, and I only weigh 400 pounds, which is still way too skinny for me. </span> <span style="font-family:arial;">I want to get really HUGE!</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">At THE HEART ATTACK GRILL, they do NOT serve diet drinks, they only server regular Coke or regular Pepsi, but no diet sodas. Their French Fries are deep-fried in plane old fashion LARD, and their hamburgers have tomato slices, red onion slices, dill pickle slices, lots of cheese, but ABSOLUTELY NO LETTUCE!</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">They only make hamburgers and fries, nothing else, just hamburgers and fries and dessert. Here are their specialties.</span><br /></div><a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIxh2w503eV2OcQOjfaivZrMVN-T4vpioL_GEhTexrhZofWv55kMYq7RUi3sDuaMdPOdZSPN9TwgXHDduP3me2ECW5eshRjMjP-RupN0cxyPEVLqDDeIQ1mTvf5alH43nqVHBmtADnUQbr/s1600-h/Heart+Attack+Grill.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 77px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIxh2w503eV2OcQOjfaivZrMVN-T4vpioL_GEhTexrhZofWv55kMYq7RUi3sDuaMdPOdZSPN9TwgXHDduP3me2ECW5eshRjMjP-RupN0cxyPEVLqDDeIQ1mTvf5alH43nqVHBmtADnUQbr/s400/Heart+Attack+Grill.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297032955479284130" border="0" /></a> <a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7mFlmw4nP9Bm-i5EvKzhlWeaVSYFSXoAug3aLltHFdgr-iBSP7bhJ4FRkQNiE_0BVo16s9EmmUp7LN0RuqTYrcIdTlQL7aB8_G7X-hK2q1FEv_TXqef7Tpg9SxNV9frNT4ijSaVbHPAuQ/s1600-h/Single+Bypass+Burger.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 143px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7mFlmw4nP9Bm-i5EvKzhlWeaVSYFSXoAug3aLltHFdgr-iBSP7bhJ4FRkQNiE_0BVo16s9EmmUp7LN0RuqTYrcIdTlQL7aB8_G7X-hK2q1FEv_TXqef7Tpg9SxNV9frNT4ijSaVbHPAuQ/s400/Single+Bypass+Burger.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297029225249629170" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLkBotO-24ZHY2PguO5uuh8ZWmtvkq-WPfwWPRKtyJpSWh9-rg_5IAX4td0DieMTImWIPbvuNrpgSnyWTxmPyFPsCJ74MC_MaEV0vwLarmIBagE-NmDXoFCpFYAas6eZXvrhsA09bFygVh/s1600-h/Double+Bypass+Burger.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 151px; height: 163px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLkBotO-24ZHY2PguO5uuh8ZWmtvkq-WPfwWPRKtyJpSWh9-rg_5IAX4td0DieMTImWIPbvuNrpgSnyWTxmPyFPsCJ74MC_MaEV0vwLarmIBagE-NmDXoFCpFYAas6eZXvrhsA09bFygVh/s400/Double+Bypass+Burger.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297397639891373794" border="0" /></a><br /><a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2cAD5oyVDmrbdH1hgvPzZT6GRaXeXVzNzqMgO1ue2V5M-fu3iIbfcbliUffhemFB7Q4s9xLY7e8GDDTjuieALzU0t9FNgrnHdBh6aL3YpkV_Sh1xRfjsh-R2wzLB7FqMM9HLmhSdBwe0E/s1600-h/Triple+Bypass+Burger.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 153px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2cAD5oyVDmrbdH1hgvPzZT6GRaXeXVzNzqMgO1ue2V5M-fu3iIbfcbliUffhemFB7Q4s9xLY7e8GDDTjuieALzU0t9FNgrnHdBh6aL3YpkV_Sh1xRfjsh-R2wzLB7FqMM9HLmhSdBwe0E/s400/Triple+Bypass+Burger.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297030730195037762" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhORClXJ27E7FBJPbCt3nufRzhIx34-EXTsjJ8PyVO-fj-ZmKwiN4c8qUJr7XayuOQ319zIaQ0a8d6dr9hvkAhM_-4tszEcrXgf3RNbJfRh8-jjX4MfasLN5-4yf8DVXA9tzjhMvWx-0E6b/s1600-h/Quadruple+Bypass+Burger.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 153px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhORClXJ27E7FBJPbCt3nufRzhIx34-EXTsjJ8PyVO-fj-ZmKwiN4c8qUJr7XayuOQ319zIaQ0a8d6dr9hvkAhM_-4tszEcrXgf3RNbJfRh8-jjX4MfasLN5-4yf8DVXA9tzjhMvWx-0E6b/s400/Quadruple+Bypass+Burger.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297466317863924738" border="0" /></a><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxIMzx4LMrI2V5LnsWteQViigNtoRLvCzwq4Kgz6t-h-_M4XSCd-ShhY0QIRIvcLZXNGvPLUrOvbOhv14pOpQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Don't forget the side order of FLATLINER FRIES!</span><br /><br /><a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMlYDc8ONFOfyTKzQh-inDUSvQB8jDe6QBE9CwmcS-UG5tmRb6ZME2txM0iyKKFu4ZktQwEfxPVfEL2LUpKr5zTh2sfC0aJIlGJMlL7LA-D8hQnCill99bf0ldqW3hUb-GIuxVMvNqnLBv/s1600-h/Flatliner+Fries.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 206px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMlYDc8ONFOfyTKzQh-inDUSvQB8jDe6QBE9CwmcS-UG5tmRb6ZME2txM0iyKKFu4ZktQwEfxPVfEL2LUpKr5zTh2sfC0aJIlGJMlL7LA-D8hQnCill99bf0ldqW3hUb-GIuxVMvNqnLBv/s400/Flatliner+Fries.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297034420336740066" border="0" /></a> <a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfYUyGJVhDkzBC8EPvVlmeQAp2CS6U4Wcu4k_JRTao-sCQ9prFQLcLQGoT-F6Y2-Rv2j91G8E2tbt937hWqjgIdEWQk7SM9VcZsNxdbCHopooKHqdl0tWoOK6S4kJ9iW96ZZNAPd9Glf0R/s1600-h/Happy+To+Eat+Lard.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 116px; height: 208px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfYUyGJVhDkzBC8EPvVlmeQAp2CS6U4Wcu4k_JRTao-sCQ9prFQLcLQGoT-F6Y2-Rv2j91G8E2tbt937hWqjgIdEWQk7SM9VcZsNxdbCHopooKHqdl0tWoOK6S4kJ9iW96ZZNAPd9Glf0R/s400/Happy+To+Eat+Lard.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297279462416243970" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And don't forget to order dessert!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz_5stDwuSO9oBO1h_2GMrul_xufrxnz0eqXLFLEKJLRNF70G69bNG9er54jrYVLsOYDjhAQ6Horv3sYZbxqqd4N6UsaEcq2fDVq4Va5vUwdU7jtELpVzZGy76F6wGu_la8zGDiXdTzENF/s1600-h/Refreshments.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz_5stDwuSO9oBO1h_2GMrul_xufrxnz0eqXLFLEKJLRNF70G69bNG9er54jrYVLsOYDjhAQ6Horv3sYZbxqqd4N6UsaEcq2fDVq4Va5vUwdU7jtELpVzZGy76F6wGu_la8zGDiXdTzENF/s400/Refreshments.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297399237377593458" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:arial;">And the HEART ATTACK GRILL also has a very extra special bargain for us super super gluttons who have broken that magic 350 pound barrier!</span><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFfEa5esJgeTq1UloIaolRoOXq8xgF2DYW27PTSyLsQfEv0-4yxhjn7xbY_plltytO4CKXVs8ez5_3Os3fYJNcbawKl1Nv3o2wK2zNI7jXDR7spnUgxschlgNB2L2FeHgckj8mJz7bxTL3/s1600-h/Scale+Over+350+Pounds.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 143px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFfEa5esJgeTq1UloIaolRoOXq8xgF2DYW27PTSyLsQfEv0-4yxhjn7xbY_plltytO4CKXVs8ez5_3Os3fYJNcbawKl1Nv3o2wK2zNI7jXDR7spnUgxschlgNB2L2FeHgckj8mJz7bxTL3/s400/Scale+Over+350+Pounds.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298299761573567506" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU9yNc3B2lbk9lwSDfOCsU6g0rpKWV0VBH93vokeTmc2dEYqy9RORkM0Lsvt2vzyr2Az0CVUyWUVJHT2-IO5yHMX6Tp2uZwMlYUZqhwlINtIu8UEAGXGmyoEJtWVwE5rsWIYwdJ0NN5QD_/s1600-h/Over+350+Pounds.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU9yNc3B2lbk9lwSDfOCsU6g0rpKWV0VBH93vokeTmc2dEYqy9RORkM0Lsvt2vzyr2Az0CVUyWUVJHT2-IO5yHMX6Tp2uZwMlYUZqhwlINtIu8UEAGXGmyoEJtWVwE5rsWIYwdJ0NN5QD_/s400/Over+350+Pounds.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297245823260434226" border="0" /></a>WOW! You can't beat a deal like that!<br /><br />They also sell extra, extra, extra, large T Shirts. But nothing smaller than a size 3XL!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjD1eaoiaaYY95BJDSJqCkaE_n_WmBzdsbpU2kVmvbp0XWnrJoCZCUePg0kcVSHj0zNeAb0VuZ0TseMuRopHEhlaVSCosL1xWAk6ZKPog_ji15PJ4agA57vDvFJrZk2wc4UwTbR9Vt6earh/s1600-h/T+Shirts.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjD1eaoiaaYY95BJDSJqCkaE_n_WmBzdsbpU2kVmvbp0XWnrJoCZCUePg0kcVSHj0zNeAb0VuZ0TseMuRopHEhlaVSCosL1xWAk6ZKPog_ji15PJ4agA57vDvFJrZk2wc4UwTbR9Vt6earh/s400/T+Shirts.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297039497143199698" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Well, I'm not exactly "Macho" because I'm actually an obese sissy-boy, but even we timid and docile sissified super obese little wimps need to wear shirts in the more "Macho" sizes because we are such fat-ass lazy gluttons!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Lets face it! Most of us gluttons who weigh 400 pounds or more are great big sissies! We're great big fat cry-babies, especially when we are hungry and can't get enough to eat! But we can get so huge that we have to wear shirts and pants in the great big "Macho" sizes. Of course, I'm merely speaking for myself, anyway.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">I hope they eventually come out with extra extra large shorts. I would like to get a pair of bright red shorts! Right now I need a size 6XL in shorts. I also think they should have sizes up to 12XL in both shirts and shorts.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">The largest size I have ever seen in the BIG AND TALL or CASUAL MALE XL, or many other big men's clothing stores was up to a size 12XL.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Here I have created MY OWN CLOTHING SIZE CHART for us super super supper gluttons who hope someday to weight a ton or more!</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWkWl-bZRhn2SICodUfFD41U1h4AA_04e5HL3m8eo4F7StzVRc6R8_tJE9KimQvGBG2NaBSGx0-XPDop6rSrRzJVh_cxXs1B38bjJ6WJmggRJva2fqILUe-Z-hmjZSzXB-E0c3RONeuO1K/s1600-h/Super+Gluttons+Clothing+Size+Chart.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWkWl-bZRhn2SICodUfFD41U1h4AA_04e5HL3m8eo4F7StzVRc6R8_tJE9KimQvGBG2NaBSGx0-XPDop6rSrRzJVh_cxXs1B38bjJ6WJmggRJva2fqILUe-Z-hmjZSzXB-E0c3RONeuO1K/s400/Super+Gluttons+Clothing+Size+Chart.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297391474145443026" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above to see a much larger and easier to read view.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">This chart, which I have created, shows sizes up to 56XL for a waist size of 264 inches! I kind of doubt if anyone will ever make clothing this large, but it would be nice if THE HEART ATTACK GRILL would feature shorts and shirt sizes up to a size 12XL at the very least, instead of just an 8XL. Now that would really be nice!</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Also, bring the whole family, because it's fun for kids!</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVTpJr0E_LSiOL2XP8Niyu0gV6LQE6DH1lJ88ldP-eAmW_JbZ6gt87ROBpMneSF9Y9Q-_BwhRu6Q3j1g1yWGMgbaCGEre7mrGkRAdEXDFNQEmaVpqIiuyaTceM5ani6ioN-sR4zF0HPA6B/s1600-h/Candy+Cigarettes.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 190px; height: 290px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVTpJr0E_LSiOL2XP8Niyu0gV6LQE6DH1lJ88ldP-eAmW_JbZ6gt87ROBpMneSF9Y9Q-_BwhRu6Q3j1g1yWGMgbaCGEre7mrGkRAdEXDFNQEmaVpqIiuyaTceM5ani6ioN-sR4zF0HPA6B/s400/Candy+Cigarettes.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297280197709826834" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3M9k6a_sOUY2DJlCpzjRr6ymRTQ1aPhnUETtLyMDghuOH9F6jqU8h01CG-Jdk_mBAHFVS6muSyusQT4UIG3ouTH8UiPkjUPe1Kjej22EXH88E0x-8adIbrHw5SmJjIkkYMl4CFbh4nlit/s1600-h/Cola+And+Cigarettes.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 124px; height: 166px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3M9k6a_sOUY2DJlCpzjRr6ymRTQ1aPhnUETtLyMDghuOH9F6jqU8h01CG-Jdk_mBAHFVS6muSyusQT4UIG3ouTH8UiPkjUPe1Kjej22EXH88E0x-8adIbrHw5SmJjIkkYMl4CFbh4nlit/s400/Cola+And+Cigarettes.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297280396897855170" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Ah yes! Remember candy cigarettes? Just like we had when we were kids! Those were great times! Weren't they? Also, NO FILTER CIGARETTES, good ol' Lucky Strike as we had back in the day! Ah, the memories!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Here is more information on THE HEART ATTACK GRILL.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">==========</span><br /></div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The Heart Attack Grill is a hospital themed restaurant in Chandler Arizona, which has become internationally famous for embracing and promoting an unhealthy diet of incredibly large hamburgers. Customers are referred to as "patients," orders as "prescriptions," and the waitresses as "nurses."</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The menu includes the Single Bypass Burger, Double Bypass Burger, Triple Bypass Burger, and the Quadruple Bypass Burger, ranging from half a pound to two pounds of beef. Also on the menu are "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), no filter cigarettes, hard liquor, beer, and full sugar coke. </span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The menu names imply coronary artery bypass surgery, and refer to the danger of developing atherosclerosis from the food's high proportion of saturated fat and excessive caloric content. The <span style="font-weight: bold;">Quadruple Bypass Burger</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> has been quoted at around 8,000 calories!</span> </span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">One the restaurants most celebrated (and widely publicized) gimmicks is the free wheelchair service provided to those "patients" who successfully finish the Triple or Quadruple Bypass Burger. Amidst a flurry of photography from tourist bystanders, the "patients" are pushed in a wheelchair out to their cars by the nurse of their choice. </span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Founded in December of 2005 by Dr. Jon, a non AMA recognized physician. He has been glorified as the<span style="font-weight: bold;"> freedom fighting arch enemy of political correctness</span> by some, and demonized as a charlatan "nutritional pornographer" by others. Dr. Jon can be found each day, at the griddle, actually flipping hamburgers in his white doctor's lab coat and stethoscope.</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The restaurant has found itself in a continual state of self defense against various activist groups and branches of state government. Most notable was a very public threat of closure from the Arizona Attorney General's in late 2006.</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The controversy hit a crescendo when Dr. Jon was arrested after having attempted to open a live fire hose on a group of picketing nurses. Rush Limbaugh, Geraldo Rivera, and major networks from over sixty countries went live with the story, in a non-stop media frenzy that lasted for months on end. </span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> A compromise was finally reached when Dr. Jon put a disclaimer on his website stating, "<em>The use of the word 'nurse' above is only intended as a parody. None of the women pictured on our website actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services. It should be made clear that the Heart Attack Grill and all its employees do not offer any therapeutic treatments</em>".</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Despite the obvious animosity between the Heart Attack Grill, and various Nursing Associations, Dr. Jon has always taken time in each and every television interview to point out that we are absolutely in the midst of a severe global nurse shortage. "<em>It's a real crisis!</em>" says Dr. Jon, "<em>Each one of us has a duty to help. I view my part, is to draw attention to the problem by playing the role of the villain</em>".</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">One may question whether Dr. Jon's kind words are sincere, considering the underlying motive that everyone can plainly see... money! No matter which side of the debate the general public finds itself, one thing is certain, upon visiting Arizona they all seem to make the pilgrimage for a burger and fries at what is perhaps the <span style="font-weight: bold;">worlds most politically incorrect restaurant!</span> </span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The future of the restaurant, according to Dr. Jon, lies in its ability to successfully transition into a diet center. With sights set firmly upon competing head to head with established weight loss giants such as Jenny Craig, Nutri-System, and Weight Watchers, he pays little attention to nay saying critics. </span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">According to Dr. Jon, "<em>The new Heart Attack Grill Diet Centers will offer the American public something that no other program has ever been able to do... a diet program that you actually enjoy and can stick with for a lifetime!</em>" He did though, conveniently fail to mention just how long the "lifetime" of the clients might be.</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Dr. Jon's most recent fitness book, the Heart Attack Grill Diet, which teaches readers how to "Eat, Drink, and Smoke their way to Better Health", has not been well received due to its actual advocating of cigarettes, hard liquor, and fornication with girls of a barely legal age.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">==========<br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Well, there you have it!<br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The Doctor (chef) is there to examine and weigh the patients (costumers) and fill their prescriptions (food orders) and the nurses (Waitresses) are there to assist the patients, the customers.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiw9bjbNbaDjKmrQFCyUwX5zGdaO0S8pyorg0WCghTMDF3wcxtAk5UPf4u6eosXEfEN2_XH59f22HUR_myjCbEu2J5MWixzD6cRs62KyZ0bP6SL9RQmj3iiv_I25rjU4dC1__y4ISPyWuc3/s1600-h/Doctor.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 205px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiw9bjbNbaDjKmrQFCyUwX5zGdaO0S8pyorg0WCghTMDF3wcxtAk5UPf4u6eosXEfEN2_XH59f22HUR_myjCbEu2J5MWixzD6cRs62KyZ0bP6SL9RQmj3iiv_I25rjU4dC1__y4ISPyWuc3/s400/Doctor.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297322327140057346" border="0" /></a></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7tAdthKKw34v29xnPzpZM4nb37lnkF5WSoSSCCMzhuVGhIliy3VMiIUVLFNisNwwkrGa2RBSaceJdvdMD89DWed9gESh8zTPbaF12og5W1XtTQ6qDKWmnWuyhNwl8lZlnDuMbAZ4e6V2L/s1600-h/Nurse.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 148px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7tAdthKKw34v29xnPzpZM4nb37lnkF5WSoSSCCMzhuVGhIliy3VMiIUVLFNisNwwkrGa2RBSaceJdvdMD89DWed9gESh8zTPbaF12og5W1XtTQ6qDKWmnWuyhNwl8lZlnDuMbAZ4e6V2L/s400/Nurse.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297322490954743618" border="0" /></a></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">For all of us super gluttons who have finished eating the Triple or the Quadruple Bypass Burgers, the nurse will assist you by taking you back out to your car in a wheelchair.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivKL94fBxalyWQv-cuD5E-50_kq35fTqieqm-Myht2DnOmrjSUhr2Q8lxLYbT3iFAi_8ujL4jOSeK7LetJMG8xvnkicJN_CMnH8yVCq306YpJ0EBc-80CWnp72JqTM466Eg8nR-V3buhD6/s1600-h/Wheelchair.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 161px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivKL94fBxalyWQv-cuD5E-50_kq35fTqieqm-Myht2DnOmrjSUhr2Q8lxLYbT3iFAi_8ujL4jOSeK7LetJMG8xvnkicJN_CMnH8yVCq306YpJ0EBc-80CWnp72JqTM466Eg8nR-V3buhD6/s400/Wheelchair.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297325180579303218" border="0" /></a>And for those of us happy gluttons who are super super obese, well, we can't possibly ask for better service that that! Eh?<br /><br />As mentioned earlier <span style="font-style: italic;">"</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >The future of the restaurant, according to Dr. Jon, lies in its ability to successfully transition into a diet center</span><span style="font-style: italic;">"</span> But this "Diet Canter" is obviously NOT a center for weight loss diets, but specifically, a Diet Center for WEIGHT GAIN DIETS!<br /><br />Now, that is a diet that should be really easy for me to stay on for life! That's one diet I will never give up on!<br /><br />So, what more can I say?<br /><br />Anyway, I truly would love to become as huge and the fat boy depicted in the next picture below.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi45jPi0ZFejX4z2oUNHg4DUWbzC0LXtJu6Ew7TgCp9o3eXW12APZ0XOG_u13wVIxKKfW65cMP9SqodsLIQkNzaTSZCiIXT7YKQha32F4J6MNV6NxawVwKshzcayISWpTJHmj3qATocBurM/s1600-h/My+Apple+Shaped+Obese+Body.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi45jPi0ZFejX4z2oUNHg4DUWbzC0LXtJu6Ew7TgCp9o3eXW12APZ0XOG_u13wVIxKKfW65cMP9SqodsLIQkNzaTSZCiIXT7YKQha32F4J6MNV6NxawVwKshzcayISWpTJHmj3qATocBurM/s400/My+Apple+Shaped+Obese+Body.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297396071314979474" border="0" /><span style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Buttons"><span class="" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_JustifyFull" title="Justify Full" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 13);ButtonMouseDown(this);"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif" alt="Justify Full" class="gl_align_full" border="0" /></span></span></a>What I hope to become some day!<br /><br />Now this would be really cool!!!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span><br /></div><br /></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-18040309649823434242009-01-14T20:20:00.012-07:002010-11-13T21:09:21.726-07:00Only We Have The Right Attitude!<div style="text-align: justify;">Here at THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG, we are the only people in the entire world who have the right attitude toward life.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsq0qShCZMZQEBgrNVVCEJIHNixYghm0sjd4Vj0kPL_e41jCtyj8QGFy8xgOjcscc2o5v9HrcghhDDO1D7FN13WXvLsylGbT_7Y70UVdoeRWynkJVxMIM0CBCzi_366IDqEAZsALcFIpn5/s1600-h/Fuck+You+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsq0qShCZMZQEBgrNVVCEJIHNixYghm0sjd4Vj0kPL_e41jCtyj8QGFy8xgOjcscc2o5v9HrcghhDDO1D7FN13WXvLsylGbT_7Y70UVdoeRWynkJVxMIM0CBCzi_366IDqEAZsALcFIpn5/s400/Fuck+You+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291356937982051682" border="0" /></a>The image above sums up our philosophy and what we are all about. We believe that life should be lived to the fullest, and by that, we mean, with a full belly.<br /><br />We do not believe in dieting or exercise. Humans beings are the only creatures on this planet who deny themselves food to deliberately lose weight. To us here at The Biggest Fattest Blog, we see that as a perversion. It us un-natural to starve yourself and to want to lose weight.<br /><br />Living things grow, including us humans. Growth is natural. Who wants to get smaller? We don't! We want to keep on growing bigger and fatter. We seek a life of continuous growth. We don't believe in losing weight. We don't believe in getting smaller. So, we don't believe in diet and exercise. Diets make us hungrier and exercise makes us tired and causes discomfort. We believe only in eating, sleeping, relaxing, and growing fatter and fatter. We believe in laziness, living a sedentary life-style, and we believe in gluttony, and growing fatter. The bigger, the better.<br /><br />We also seek comfort and fulfillment. We avoid anything that causes us pain or discomfort, hence, we don't like to exercise because it is too much hard work. We prefer to kick back and relax. We hate hunger, so we love to eat whatever we feel like eating, and as much as we feel like eating. The only good thing about hunger is that it gives us the appetite to eat, and we love to eat to get rid of hunger, or stave it off until in comes around again, telling us that it's time to eat again.<br /><br />But we also love to eat even when we are not hungry, and we love to sleep, even when we don't feel sleepy. Why? Because it feels good to lay down, and food tastes so good that we like to eat even when we are not hungry. We eat for the pleasure of eating. We don't eat to live, we live to eat!<br /><br />We also love being fat! Actually, we love being, not merely fat, but absolutely OBESE, super super OBESE! For us, size is what counts. The bigger we get, the happier we feel. I know I love stepping into a room full of people and being the largest person in the room. At 5 ft 6 in and 400 pounds, the odds are pretty good that if I'm in a room with about 50 people in it, I will probably be the largest person there. Not the tallest, but the heaviest. I love looking up to people who are much taller than I am, and knowing that I weigh at least twice as much as they do. I love that feeling. It feels so good!<br /><br />But when I see someone who is larger, and fatter than I am, I feel envious, but I also feel inspired to eat even more, to become fatter than the person I had just encountered. I love being a large person, and I want to keep on growing larger and larger, because the fatter I get, the more happy and contented I feel. I want to get really HUGE!!!<br /><br />I also believe that premature male-pattern baldness is really cool. I was only 25 when my hair started thinning out on top of my head, and I became completely bald on top by the age of 28 with just a fringe of hair on the back and sides. I was disappointed, because I wished that it had happened during my teen age years, to become bald on top of my head by the age of 17, because it would have made me look old enough to go into any liquor store to purchase beer, and I would not have been asked to show an ID card to prove I was old enough to drink. Having a bald head, even with a fat round baby face, would have made me look older that 21, the legal drinking age in the USA. So, I believe that during your teen age years, that is the best time to go bald. It makes you look old enough to buy liquor, and you can get a really good head start on growing that great big beer belly of yours, before being an adult. By then you would have a really huge belly.<br /><br />So, we love to eat and sleep, and we hate exercise, because exercising feels very uncomfortable and it can even be painful. Therefore, we avoid exercise because we like to avoid pain and discomfort.<br /><br />Of course, we are really proud of our huge ever growing bodies, and so, we love to go out in public so other people can stare at us, to look upon us and wonder. Sometimes we do like to go out walking around town, or in a shopping mall, or a walk in the park. But NOT for exercise, but so that other people out there can see us, and stare at us, and make comments behind our backs. We like to be noticed.<br /><br />I prefer walking in parks or malls because there are plenty of benches to sit on. I can walk a little distance, then sit down and rest for a few minutes, and then get up off my lazy fat ass and walk a little bit more, and sit down and rest again, etc. etc.<br /><br />But as I have said, we get out to walk around, NOT for the exercise, but only so we can publicly display ourselves. And if I should ever get up to 700 pounds or more, then I will require a wheelchair to get around. I would like one of those bright red electric scooters, and I would install a radio and a CD player, and have fun getting around, being too fat to walk, having to use an electric scooter, and publicly display myself so other people can see how huge I have become.<br /><br />So, sometimes involuntary exercise is inevitable. We have to rise up from our bed in the mornings and walk into the bathroom. Through-out the day, we have to rise up from the living-room couch and walk into the kitchen to get some food, and then walk back into the living-room couch again. And of course, to get out into public places to proudly show off our huge ever-growing bodies, that involves some walking. In those cases, some exercise is unavoidable. Otherwise, the only exercise we actually like doing, really enjoy doing, is to raise the fork to our mouths, and chewing our food, and swallowing it. That is the only exercise we like doing!<br /><br />In the meantime, for those who are still able to walk, despite their enormous obesity, one could use a device to carry one's huge belly around.<br /><br />And so, if you have a really huge round belly that hangs down below your knees, then to make it easier to go out walking, and to proudly displaying yourself in public, then, there is an alternative, as depicted in the next image below.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge2RzMs5PhGC5_u0YyvNlWf3n7GKlJqwOg-1lPxxWCtjx9CN0qRY0WDXoUBInflFHzxnhLkmep1lrWJfjcvm2Hglknr75BIBQn5lKdvjKilOx71DNs93fsSW3KLYXUbqJeP6gMiz1BL-Bz/s1600-h/Belly+Mobile+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge2RzMs5PhGC5_u0YyvNlWf3n7GKlJqwOg-1lPxxWCtjx9CN0qRY0WDXoUBInflFHzxnhLkmep1lrWJfjcvm2Hglknr75BIBQn5lKdvjKilOx71DNs93fsSW3KLYXUbqJeP6gMiz1BL-Bz/s400/Belly+Mobile+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291363412022530178" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Now, this is what we strive to achieve! This is what every happy obese glutton would like to accomplish, to have the biggest belly that can hold the most food.<br /><br />Again I emphasize, THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG is not just another "Size Acceptance" web site or blog, it is an Obesity Loving blog. We don't merely accept being fat. We love being OBESE! Super super obese! And we want to become even more obese!!!<br /><br />Obesity is fun! It feels good, being all soft and jiggly all over, and the food tastes good, and feels good when eating it, and sleeping feels so comfortable. Therefore, we only want to eat and sleep, and grow fatter and fatter.<br /><br />Why? Because it feels good, and we like growing bigger and bigger, and becoming bigger than everybody else around us.<br /><br />We are not nuts, or crazy or anything like that. We are perfectly sane!<br /><br />It's because we love life! We love all the pleasures that life has to offer while avoiding anything that causes pain or discomfort. So, we love to eat and sleep, watch TV and movies, listen to music, read books, and I like to work on oil paintings, and someday get back to building radio controlled flying model planes.<br /><br />I hate sports. Any idiot can chase a ball. When I'm working on oil paintings, or building models, I can accomplish far more while sitting on my lazy fat ass than some dumb jock chasing balls. I prefer the more sedentary type of activities, like reading books, watching TV, and listening to music, or just sitting on my great big lazy fat ass in front of my computer, working on web logs, such as this one.<br /><br />And when I'm relaxing and eating, I can grow much larger, much faster, than some muscle-bound jock pumping iron or lifting weights and shooting up on steroids. It's much easier to grow fat, than it is to build up larger muscles. Also we fat people can become much larger than any muscle-man. If you're a big strong muscle-man, there is an upper limit to how big your muscles can become. An upper limit to how big your body can get.<br /><br />But if you're a lazy glutton, then you don't have to pump iron or lift weights to become larger. You only have to eat and sleep and sit on your lazy fat ass all day. A big strong muscle-man can only get so big, and no bigger. But we soft and weak, gentle and docile, sissified obese little cream-puffs, we can become really HUGE!!!<br /><br />For those of us who are more pear-shaped, next image below shows us what we all should strive to achieve. To become really really HUGE! To be huge and happy!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnIrgfxPkWSSxmjalacjV23aBQ4cwlladz-wSgeDy59P0PRLLtSR4vcKMNfS1XcFOXIdOv6e9S_Z9-RUaEHrOXMksM2wKrYUpGrdGHvwvzFbtMNhIXDjMpn-KvhSIT2F-wyT7Q8fgcuDD-/s1600-h/Ultimate+Perfection+4.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnIrgfxPkWSSxmjalacjV23aBQ4cwlladz-wSgeDy59P0PRLLtSR4vcKMNfS1XcFOXIdOv6e9S_Z9-RUaEHrOXMksM2wKrYUpGrdGHvwvzFbtMNhIXDjMpn-KvhSIT2F-wyT7Q8fgcuDD-/s400/Ultimate+Perfection+4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291382837879631714" border="0" /></a>And for you guys who are apple-shaped, this is what all you guys should strive to achieve as depicted in the final image below.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFZoRrgvVNJc8pg8j1YihewtiY5dwPgopFRa5r6ef66KbgzBPdHgxJJBycaH_whkzdrm4be_FcWL5tYZPbjXahf7_OgpNJcP6DQPA51c-L-FpDQ8Lcn_AL4jQqxz2NxrIHhFqntEweOXO-/s1600-h/Growing+Fatter+And+Going+Bald.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFZoRrgvVNJc8pg8j1YihewtiY5dwPgopFRa5r6ef66KbgzBPdHgxJJBycaH_whkzdrm4be_FcWL5tYZPbjXahf7_OgpNJcP6DQPA51c-L-FpDQ8Lcn_AL4jQqxz2NxrIHhFqntEweOXO-/s400/Growing+Fatter+And+Going+Bald.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291664846049622162" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Now this looks like fun! Gaining weight, losing hair, and losing your shorts! Having an expanding waistline and a receding hairline!<br /><br />Damn! You apple-shaped guys have more fun!<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span></div></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-85514243116937078302009-01-13T17:37:00.030-07:002010-11-13T21:10:43.852-07:00How Having Diabetes Can Be Fun! But Only If You're A Happy Gaining Glutton!<div style="text-align: center;">TYPE 2 DIABETES IS FUN FOR GREEDY<br />AND HAPPY OBESE GLUTTONS!<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoXWqTHcdePhxoA_Xd6hLOjMXKPu288PiRhjnrRLFrrrtFWMPp0Mc0FRrvQXGIRs1dW1Hvzni6rcyhWwKNk1XzHj2Wvs0JdWZGjdl784CfS6fEjUQe-VuZY1qHyzcNQStYAUA0QAGqad-r/s1600-h/Fun+For+Gluttons.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 343px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoXWqTHcdePhxoA_Xd6hLOjMXKPu288PiRhjnrRLFrrrtFWMPp0Mc0FRrvQXGIRs1dW1Hvzni6rcyhWwKNk1XzHj2Wvs0JdWZGjdl784CfS6fEjUQe-VuZY1qHyzcNQStYAUA0QAGqad-r/s400/Fun+For+Gluttons.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299910850439505970" border="0" /></a>OK! First of all, a word of warning here. A disclaimer actually.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">========================================</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">WARNING!</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">If you have Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetes, it is absolutely essential that you keep your blood sugars under control, as close to the normal range as physically possible, if you wish to avoid having any of the complications that can come with diabetes.</span><br /></div> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">========================================</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The medical experts say, that if you're a Type 2 Diabetic, you should try to lose some weight. They will tell you, that by losing enough weight, you might be able to get off of using insulin, or even oral medications, and that you might be able to control your blood sugars through diet and exercise only, without having to use insulin or oral medications.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">This of course might only work for Type 2 Diabetes, but NOT for Type 1 Diabetes. This is because, in Type 2 Diabetes, your pancreas still produces insulin, but it either dose not produce enough, or if it still does produce enough, you have become insulin resistant, which causes obesity. Then you will need to take oral medications so your body can use the insulin more efficiently, and you may need to use more insulin since you have become insulin resistant.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But in Type 1 Diabetes, the pancreas produces no insulin at all, so Type 1 Diabetics will always need to use insulin. Oral medications don't work for them either. Also diet and exercise alone will not control Type 1 Diabetes as it might with Type 2 Diabetes.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But then, most Type 1 Diabetics tend to be thin anyway, while many Type 2 Diabetics (not all) tend to be overweight or obese due to insulin resistance, which is why the insulin they use must also be accompanied by oral medications to help them use the insulin more efficiently.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Not all Type 2 Diabetics are insulin dependent. Some can control it with oral medications or through diet and exercise only, while keeping their weight under control.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But easier said than done!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Having Type 2 Diabetes actually makes it harder to lose weight, especially if you need to use insulin, because taking insulin shots can cause weight gain.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Now, if your blood sugars run way too high, you will have the classic symptoms of extreme thirst, fatigue, blurry vision, constant hunger, and frequent urination. All of these symptoms can cause drastic weight loss. A lot of Type 2 Diabetics discover that they only lose a lot of weight when their blood sugars run way too high. But then, when they start taking insulin shots and their blood sugars come back down toward more normal levels, they usually gain back the weight they had lost, and them some.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Therefore, most insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetics have great difficulty losing weight, and some may even find it difficult to prevent any further weight gain!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">So, the fatter you are, the more insulin you will require to keep your blood sugars under control. But insulin increases your appetite causing you to want to eat more. Also, the more you eat, the more insulin you will need to cover what you eat to keep your blood sugar from going too high. That is why it is very difficult for many insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetics to lose weight, or even prevent more weight gain.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;">OK! Now comes the <span style="font-style: italic;">fun part</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>of being a Type 2 Diabetic if you happen to be a gaining glutton who wishes to become more and more obese!</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">This is how being an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic can be fun! Lots of fun! A ton of fun!!! </span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Obviously, if you wish to gain a lot of weight, to become super super obese, you will need to eat a lot of calories, and lots of good fattening foods. But since you're are a Type 2 Diabetic who needs to take insulin, then the more you eat, the more insulin you will need to cover what you eat to keep your blood sugars under control. Then, the insulin makes you feel more hungry, so it will be easier to eat more since the insulin has stepped up your appetite.<br /></div><br />Now you will begin gaining more weight.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;">But remember. The fatter you get, the more insulin you will need since your body has become larger and larger.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">And now, you have set up the cycle of increasing obesity, requiring increasing amounts of insulin which cause more weight gain, which cause you to require more insulin, which cause more weight gain, and over and over again.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">1.) The more you eat, the more insulin you will need.<br /><br />2.) The more you eat, the fatter you will become.<br /><br />3.) The fatter you become, the more insulin you will need.<br /><br />4.) The more insulin you need to use, the fatter you will become.<br /><br />5. ) The fatter you become, the more insulin you will need.<br /><br />6. ) The more insulin you use, the fatter you will become.<br /><br />7.) The fatter you become, the more insulin you will need.<br /><br />8.) The more insulin you use, the fatter you become.<br /><br />9.) Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Over and over again and again until you have finally induced run-away-weight-gain that once started, can never be stopped!<br /><br />An insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic can become really HUGE!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Type 2 Diabetes can make you get so enormously obese, so huge, that you won't be able to get through the door, or even be able to leave your house anymore, and you will eventually become totally immobile and bed-fast.<br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Now, isn't that fun!?!</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">If you happen to be one of those obese guys who are apple-shaped, having a great big upper belly above your belt, fat arms, great big fat man boobs or "moobs", a huge round belly, small butt, narrow hips, and thiner legs, then your risk of developing Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease is much greater than for someone who is pear-shaped, having a big butt, broad hips, and big thighs. Of course being a pear-shaped obese person does not make one totally immune to diabetes, but if you're pear-shaped, then your risk is significantly lower than for someone who is apple shaped.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">OK. If you happen to be apple-shaped, and a happy glutton who wishes to gain more weight to become more and more obese, you may want to try to achieve the Perfect Apple Shaped Male Body, despite the possible health risks involved.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">The Perfect Apple Shaped Male Body</span><br /><br /><br />Please click on the images to see a larger version.<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij3qPXAGSuztXtqXXLE3xipwJdECszCeHh6x47RtSFVxED_ltUKMMwzFBWjszgckTcGc6k9WH2pML9rtY0D32fzI2301ChP3ieprRcFO3uCq1_GcSgkgccbgPJRhi3eJBjqwPtp8ayb9h5/s1600-h/Perfect+Male+Body+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij3qPXAGSuztXtqXXLE3xipwJdECszCeHh6x47RtSFVxED_ltUKMMwzFBWjszgckTcGc6k9WH2pML9rtY0D32fzI2301ChP3ieprRcFO3uCq1_GcSgkgccbgPJRhi3eJBjqwPtp8ayb9h5/s320/Perfect+Male+Body+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290960021972737890" border="0" /></a>When a super super enormous Apple Shaped Obese Male as finally achieved perfection, he will have a really huge upper-body with great big fat arms, and fat neck, big man boobs, or "moobs", a really huge round belly, and still have a small lower-body with a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">With The Perfect Apple Shaped Obese Male Body the . . . . .<br /><br />1.) The chest is at least twice as big around as the hips.<br /><br />2.) The belly is at least five times as big around as the hips.<br /><br />3. The upper arms, and even the forearms are bigger around than the hips!<br /><br />4.) The neck is also bigger around than the hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Perfection is achieved when your shirt sleeve is much bigger than your pants, and the waistband of your shorts won't even go around your forearm!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">But there is a very heavy price to pay for achieving this ultimate Apple Shaped obese Male Perfection!</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">When you finally achieve this perfection, you absolutely will have Type 2 Diabetes, and heart disease! There is no way to avoid it, and don't expect to live very long after you have achieved the Perfect Apple Shaped Obese Male Body.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpaDfedgerhQOq4MAHIz_sFv_LC_6HVrvgpHU9jEjQ1jEKtus2eNwGuu5_pddvivgrxyG_VjUEn6lHtdtis5XpP75dNmk0X-a93eCbHnk-X_Hfwi3XLyOIBExkI_e_cBTSfsu7t5p1WjKd/s1600-h/Becoming+A+Diabetic.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpaDfedgerhQOq4MAHIz_sFv_LC_6HVrvgpHU9jEjQ1jEKtus2eNwGuu5_pddvivgrxyG_VjUEn6lHtdtis5XpP75dNmk0X-a93eCbHnk-X_Hfwi3XLyOIBExkI_e_cBTSfsu7t5p1WjKd/s400/Becoming+A+Diabetic.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299909418462203890" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above to see a<br />much larger view that is easier to read.<br /></div><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">You know that you are a happy Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetic glutton if:</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">1.) You have mostly upper-body fat, and your belly above your waist is at least twice as big around as your hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">2.) Your upper arms are bigger around than your thighs!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">3.) Your upper belly above the waists hangs way down over the waistband of your pants and down over your groin.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">4.) Your love-handles are at least twice as wide as your hips, and hangs down over your hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">5.) You have a big roll of fat on your lower back that protrudes out much further than your butt!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">7.) Your belly is three times as big around as your hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">8.) Your upper arms are as big around as your hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">9.) Your upper arms are bigger around than your hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">10.) Your upper arms AND your forearms are bigger around than your hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">11.) Your neck is as big around as your hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">12.) Your neck is bigger around than your hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">13.) Your chest is twice as big around as your hips, and your belly is at least five times as big around as your hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">14.) Your upper belly above the waist hangs down over your thighs and down below your knees!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">15.) Your love-handles hang down much lower than your hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">16.) The roll of fat on your lower back hangs down over your butt!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">17.) Your have a big chest with great big fat man-boobs, big fat arms, a huge round belly, a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">18.) You can't find any shirts that are big enough to cover your belly, and you can't keep your pants from falling halfway down on your ass!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">19.) You go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">20.) You wear really large shirts and small pants!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">21.) Your shirt sleeve is much bigger than your pants!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">22.) You can't even wear pants anymore because your upper-body hangs down over your lower-body!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The risk of having Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease is much greater for apple-shaped men having mostly upper-body fat than it is for pear-shaped obese persons with mostly lower-body fat.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Here is a possible risk assessment of having Type 2 Diabetes and a heart attack, and how long you may live after achieving the following apple-shaped male body proportions through gluttony and weight gain.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">1.) If your belly is bigger around than your hips, then you will have a much higher risk of having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">2.) If your belly has now become at least twice as big around as your hips, you might die from a heat attack within the next 20 years.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">3.) If your upper arms are as big around as your thighs, you might still live another 18 years.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">4.) If your upper arms are bigger around than your thighs, you might live another 16 years.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">5.) If your forearms are bigger around than your thighs, you might live another 12 years.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">6.) If your belly is at least three times as big around as your hips, then you might only live for another 10 years.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">7.) If your upper arms are as big around as your hips, you might live another 6 years.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">8.) If your upper arms are bigger around than your hips, then you will only have about 4 years left to live.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">9.) If your forearms are as big around as your hips, you will only have 2 years left to live.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">10.) If your forearms have just become bigger around than your hips, you will be damn lucky if you manage to live for another 6 months!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">11.) If you neck has just become as big around as your hips, then you will not live more than another 3 months!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">12.) If your neck has just become bigger around than your hips, you would be damn lucky to live another month!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Super-obese apple-shaped guys who's forearms have become bigger around than their hips usually only live another 2 to 3 months before they die from a massive heart attack. The majority of them die from a heart attack within a month after their forearms have become bigger around than their hips. Only a very small percentage manage to live another 6 months at the most. None have ever survived more than 6 months after their forearms had become bigger around than their hips!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">When you have gained so much upper-body fat that your forearms are bigger around than your hips, then you have finally achieved the<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"> Perfect Apple Shaped Male Body! </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">But you will not live more than another 6 months. There is a price to pay for perfection!</span></span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Out of 100 apple-shaped obese men who's forearms had just become bigger around than their hips, another words, achieved <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Apple Shaped obese Male Perfection</span>, about 62 of them died within 1 month after they become a perfect apple-shaped obese male.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">About 21 of them lived for 2 more months after achieving perfection.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">About 9 of them lived for 3 months after they achieved perfection.<br /></div><br />Only 5 of them lived another 4 months after they achieved perfection.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Only 2 of them lived another 5 months after they had achieved perfection.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Only 1 of them lived for another 6 full months after achieving the perfect apple-shaped obese male body.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Of the 100 males in our sample, about 35 of them had a neck that was as big around as his hips. Only 1 of them lived for 3 months, about 5 or them lived for 2 months, and 29 of them died within a month.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Of the 100 males in our sample, only 27 of them had a neck that was bigger around than his hips, and they all died within a month of achieving the perfect obese male neck. 0nly 2 of them lived a full month, about 2 of them died within 3 weeks, about 5 of them died within 2 weeks, and 18 of them died within a week after they had achieved the perfect obese male neck.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">All of them had developed Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and all of them had died from massive heart attacks after their forearms and necks had become bigger around than their hips, after they had achieved the apple-shaped obese male perfection.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">There is a very high price to pay for achieving the perfect apple-shaped obese male body!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But if you are a happy glutton who loves gaining more weight to become super super obese, and if you truly wish to achieve The Perfect Apple Shaped Obese Male Body, then it is worth the risk to achieve that ultimate perfection. It's a lot of fun getting there!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Again Remember . . . . .</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">If you have Type 2 Diabetes, and you wish to achieve the perfect apple-shaped obese male body, then you must absolutely keep your blood sugars under control, if you wish to avoid any complications, such as blindness, kidney failure, limb amputations, etc. etc.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">To keep your blood sugars as close to the normal levels as possible while gaining weight, then the more obese you become, the more insulin you'll need. Because if you blood sugars run too high, it might cause weight loss, and that would defeat the purpose. Also, if you blood sugars run dangerously high, you might slip into a diabetic coma and die from it.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">No obese male who wishes to achieve the perfect apple-shaped obese male body should ever die from slipping into a diabetic coma.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">NO! The super super obese male, after having achieved the perfect apple-shaped obese male body, if he has any sense of pride in himself, then he should die proudly, ONLY from a massive heat attack! NOT from any other cause! But, ONLY from a massive heart attack!</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The perfect apple-shaped obese male should go out, gasping for air, sharp stabbing pains in his chest and arms, breaking out in a sweat, clutching at his chest, falling forward over on his huge round belly, rolling over on his back, and slowly being crushed under the weight of his huge massive belly as it squeezes the wind out of him, as he finally stops breathing, his heart comes to a sudden stop., with one last explosive pain in his chest! That is how the perfect apple-shaped obese male should go out! Like the true greedy glutton that he was! </span></span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">At least, you will be very happy and proud to know, that you have achieved that ultimate apple-shaped obese male perfection before your short life is over. The average life expectancy of the perfect apple-shaped obese male is about 35 to 45 years, but many hope to achieve that ultimate obese apple-shaped male perfection while still in their early to mid 20s. The younger you are at the time of your departure from this life, the closer to perfection you life of greedy gluttony has been. The most perfect glutton would be someone still in his mid teens striving to achieve the perfect apple-shaped obese male body before he reaches the age of 20, and hopes to go out on his 20th birthday from gluttony and super obesity. </span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkw0Jqq0AF1sFCJC28tQgqsVGJzWMYQQBMX8yRuOkGPQf7yh-PCw6Zy1YN7Ay58CCntnXIFelDMDrecODrQTRsIjrQNIDxDCgnC_xEsJsohwVIQ5E6sLcWopu-RZUMJE2Tf4CRnwWYLncm/s1600-h/Apple+Shape+And+Pear+Shape+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 343px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkw0Jqq0AF1sFCJC28tQgqsVGJzWMYQQBMX8yRuOkGPQf7yh-PCw6Zy1YN7Ay58CCntnXIFelDMDrecODrQTRsIjrQNIDxDCgnC_xEsJsohwVIQ5E6sLcWopu-RZUMJE2Tf4CRnwWYLncm/s400/Apple+Shape+And+Pear+Shape+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291426846640862530" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Also, remember this!<br /><br />Even though being apple-shape is far more dangerous to your health than being pear-shaped, being apple-shaped is actually a lot more fun.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Why Having The Apple Shaped Male Body Is More Fun Despite The Dangers</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">1.) You won't be able to find shirts that are big enough to completely cover your belly and you will go around in public showing off your bellybutton!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">2.) Because your belly hangs down over the waistband of your pants, your pants will slide half-way down on your ass showing off your butt-crack!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">3.) You will then get to go out in public, showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack, and have fun mooning everybody around you!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Anyway, now you know how having Type 2 Diabetes can be lots of fun!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I actually envy obese guys who are apple-shaped. I'm somewhat pear-shaped, so I will probably live much longer than guys who are apple-shaped.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But I still envy apple-shaped guys, because they have a lot more fun, even though they don't live as long!<br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKKbbPbiuYOd-CTClbtJQzp0_xGAiOSU_TF-zQGCJ2vmskQpiCIkoSMnMkxInbTdOcjoJVd_gga9rVoWlSZzxBoj0qVFUwBTj_Wj2XbzuXqU00E9ip1SFcMDFDgBnJO2DNFIzjrKbHoqR6/s1600-h/Butt-crack+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 321px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKKbbPbiuYOd-CTClbtJQzp0_xGAiOSU_TF-zQGCJ2vmskQpiCIkoSMnMkxInbTdOcjoJVd_gga9rVoWlSZzxBoj0qVFUwBTj_Wj2XbzuXqU00E9ip1SFcMDFDgBnJO2DNFIzjrKbHoqR6/s400/Butt-crack+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290972775450857826" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">And so . . . . .<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">To become the absolute perfect apple-shaped super obese male you must . . .</span><br /></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">1.) Have really fat arms, great big fat man boobs or moobs, a huge round belly hanging down over the waistband of your pants, love-handles hanging down over your hips, a big roll of fat on your lower back that protrudes out much further than your butt, a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs!<br /></div><br />2.) Go around in public showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div>3.) Have Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div>4.) A short life expectancy of only 30 to 40 years.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div>5,) Die ONLY from a <span style="font-weight: bold;">massive heart attack</span> and from no other cause. A real man's death!<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><br />So, you must . . .<br /><br />A.) Live like an obese apple-shaped man.<br /><br />B.) Eat and drink like an obese apple-shaped gluttonous man.<br /><br />C.) DIE like an obese apple-shaped REAL man!<br /><br />Remember:<br /><br />Being apple-shaped is far far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But being apple-shaped is also a lot more fun! Enjoy it! Live your short life to the fullest, and die happy, knowing that you have achieved absolute super obese apple-shaped male perfection!<br /></div><br />Oh how I wish I were apple-shaped instead of pear-shaped!<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span></div><br /></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-26042058855608302782009-01-11T22:13:00.008-07:002010-11-13T21:11:42.419-07:00OK! This Blog Is Not For Everybody!<div style="text-align: center;">WHAT WE ARE ABOUT<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgY-bz34mJAOqRRVCulm6MBWbuDLhav_P-p6-pGyA2aB_jV3_oylVZeCAvF8ksa0EvdcdYTlkkm-wIm9n2uBEwz4J0X9TbOyPURUvNbj3prrowiCl8WzE-2xEm6DxS433poMnnCfv-axUjM/s1600-h/Two+Obese+Lazy+Gluttons.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 310px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgY-bz34mJAOqRRVCulm6MBWbuDLhav_P-p6-pGyA2aB_jV3_oylVZeCAvF8ksa0EvdcdYTlkkm-wIm9n2uBEwz4J0X9TbOyPURUvNbj3prrowiCl8WzE-2xEm6DxS433poMnnCfv-axUjM/s400/Two+Obese+Lazy+Gluttons.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299947453797802578" border="0" /></a><br />As I have mentioned previously a few times before, this is NOT just merely another Size Acceptance web site, such as Size Wise, or NAAFA, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance.<br /><br />No! This blog goes way beyond mere Size Acceptance to absolutely Loving Obesity!<br /><br />This is not even just another Gainer/Encourager or Feeder/Feedee web site that simply endorses Feederism.<br /><br />No, this Blog goes even way way way beyond that!<br /><br />I don't care if you're straight or Gay, or if your Macho or a sissified wimp. All who are into gaining or encouraging someone to gain, all are welcome here.<br /><br />But know this!<br /><br />Some of us embrace fetishes that you may or may not see on the other Gainer/Encourager or Feeder/Feedee web sites, and some of you might be offend by the fetishes we embrace on this Blog.<br /><br />We acknowledge, and we and proudly proclaim, that we are lazy gluttons! We don't care how ridiculous we might look. We just love being, not just fat, but super super obese, and we desire to become even more obese, setting no upper limit!<br /><br />We are super obese men who happily acknowledge that we are the weaker sex, and that all women, especially obese women are the stronger sex.<br /><br />We are super obese men who wish to take on a more effeminate or even infantile appearance through our ever increasing obesity.<br /><br />We are super obese men who are proud to be sissified, timid, and docile wimps! We believe that women, especially obese women should be the boss in the home.<br /><br />Most obese men tend to be apple-shaped, having mostly upper-body fat, while some obese men are more pear-shaped, having more more lower-body fat.<br /><br />Those of us who are more pear-shaped, we tend to take on a somewhat effeminate appearance, or even a more infantile appearance with increasing obesity, which is what we happily embrace.<br /><br />Obese men who are apple-shaped tend to be broad in the shoulders and chest, having a huge round upper-belly above the belt causing their pants to slide halfway down on their butts, love-handles that are wider than their hips, small butts, narrow hips, and thinner legs.<br /><br />Apple-shaped men who are super super obese can not find shirts that are large enough to cover their huge round bellies and they can't keep their pants from falling halfway down on their butts, so they usually go around in public, showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks.<br /><br />Therefore, apple-shaped obese men should step down, let their wives rule the home and let their wives "wear the pants" in the family, because apple-shaped obese men can't keep their own pants from falling down!<br /><br />But, we obese men who happen to be more pear-shaped with big round lower bellies below the belt, broad round hips, big fat butts, and short fat thighs, because we look more effeminate, we should also step down and let our wives rule the home, and "wear the pants" in the family while we pear-shaped obese men should sit round the house wearing only pink ruffled panties! That is because we are timid, gentile and docile, sissified obese little wimps!<br /><br />And we are perfectly happy with that arrangement, happily acknowledging that women are the stronger sex, while we super obese men are the weaker sex.<br /><br />That is what this blog is all about!<br /><br />We lend emotional support to super super obese men who are happy little wimps!<br /><br />In the meantime, please do scroll all the way down this web page to view my Fat Art Gallery.<br /><br />Thank you.<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span></div></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-4027208478831306302008-11-29T19:55:00.007-07:002010-11-13T21:12:14.000-07:00My Big Fat Art Gallery<div style="text-align: center;">ALL ABOUT MY GREAT BIG FAT ART GALLERY<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvbPaznuaCw82S-myD1C4EHPDzVPcYgw1wBfSeGrrkxdS86wPpOR8Wbn8l55HraRgdSALhUII6RqrK9G9XwL7MEiIHGP8Jbdz9SVSeht4d3yl2qTkQ6VCHizqtd_Z3TJ_PokTrdkxxZ_Yq/s1600-h/Apple+Boys+And+Pear+Men.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvbPaznuaCw82S-myD1C4EHPDzVPcYgw1wBfSeGrrkxdS86wPpOR8Wbn8l55HraRgdSALhUII6RqrK9G9XwL7MEiIHGP8Jbdz9SVSeht4d3yl2qTkQ6VCHizqtd_Z3TJ_PokTrdkxxZ_Yq/s400/Apple+Boys+And+Pear+Men.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299948749235640978" border="0" /></a>Please click on the image above to see a<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">much larger view that is easier to read.<br /></div><br />I have always been fascinated by how we fat people come in so many different shapes and sizes. some fat people are pear-shaped, having broad hips, big fat butts, and great big thunder-thighs. It's mostly women who tend to be pear-shaped, but there are also some pear-shaped men.<br /><br />But most fat men tend to be apple-shaped, having fat arms, great big man-boobs, or "moobs" a great big round belly hanging down over the waistband of the pants, love-handles that are wider than the hips, a small butt, and thinner legs.<br /><br />Then, most fat people are "proportional" with the body fat being more evenly distributed all over. so we fat people come in a wide variety od different shapes.<br /><br />Being apple-shaped place one at a much higher risk of having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, while being pear-shaped places one at a much lower risk of having any obesity related diseases. Of course, pear-shape fat people are not totally immune, but they are at a much lower risk.<br /><br />Fat people who are pear-shaped live much longer than fat people who are apple-shaped, and in my drawing above, you can see that most of the super apple-shaped men had passed on at a much younger age, while all the pear-shaped men are still living, as depicted in my cartoon drawing, hence the terms, Apple-Boys and Pear-Men!<br /></div><br />I'm in the process of adding more and more of my fat drawings to my Art Gallery which you can see as you scroll down this web page.<br /><br />Please do keep coming back, because I will continue to add more and more of my cartoon drawings and/or photos to my ever growing Art Gallery.<br /><br />It covers various themes or different aspects of obesity, and the pleasurable and erotic aspects thereof, as well as the health issues and some of the more humiliating aspects which I still find to be pleasurable and erotic.<br /><br />First part of the exhibit on my gallery is of the heaviest man and woman on record, and also what I hope to achieve for myself, as depicted in some cartoon drawings that I have made from one of my own photos of myself.<br /><br />The next part is some drawings I have created of the Perfect Apple-Shaped and the Perfect Pear-Shaped super super obese bodies.<br /><br />Then my exhibits go on to show the advantages and disadvantages of being either apple-shaped or pear-shaped, how being apple-shaped is more dangerous to one's health, but also how it's more fun to be apple-shaped despite the health dangers. Most obese women tend to be pear-shaped, and some obese men are also pear-shaped, but most obese men are apple-shaped. The apple-shape super super obese male can't find shirts big enough to cover his belly, and he is also unable to keep his pants from falling halfway down on his ass, so he goes around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack and mooning the world around him! Therefore, the apple-shaped obese male has more fun even though it's more dangerous to his health than being pear-shaped.<br /><br />Then my exhibits goes on to show many more cartoon drawing that are perfect examples of how much fun it is to be an apple-shaped super super obese male as well as the health risks involved. But the happy glutton is perfectly willing to take his chances.<br /><br />As you continue to scroll down, you see more examples of apple-shaped and pear-shaped obese men, which I call, Apple-Boys and Pear-Men, the designations I use since apple-shaped obese men do not live as long as pear-shaped obese men, hence the terms, Apple-Boys and Pear-Men.<br /><br />Then my Art Gallery takes a side trip showing how pear-shaped obese women are superior to apple-shaped obese men, how apple-shape obese men should step down and let their pear-shaped obese wives rule the home and "wear the pants" in the family since apple-shaped obese men can't keep their own pants from falling down. Also, obese men who are pear-shaped should also let let their wives rule them since we obese men look kind of effeminate, or even infantile, compared to apple-shaped obese men.<br /><br />And then, my exhibits goes on to show how super super obese gluttons have the right attitude, since they don't care how ridiculous they might look. All we care about is how much food we can eat, and how much bigger and fatter we can become. For us, size is all that matters.<br /><br />As I have mentioned earlier, I shall continue to add more and more exhibits to my ever growing Big Fat Art Gallery.<br /><br />Please do keep coming back!<br /><br />Thank you!<br /><br /><br />Teddy Bear<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span></div></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006906763830751532.post-31208334364926124952008-10-31T00:04:00.004-06:002010-11-13T21:12:49.296-07:00FREEDOM FROM GUILT!<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">FREEDOM FROM DIETING! FREEDOM FROM EXERCISE! </span><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">FREEDOM TO EAT AND FREEDOM FROM GUILT!</span><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiASuWwhyPoDQaGcpSH_2hgmhiLt1mddGJSmFZ1DFLY-LLO9pxLb5sdg6GJQ2y-Omp7GszuMsH3dN-4ysRFRYkAnVqFFCh6ojGC86Fs_Tq5sN8l4cz5HYcxdPUwCCyL81wXMLI5B-DKJRvx/s1600-h/Food+For+Freedom.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiASuWwhyPoDQaGcpSH_2hgmhiLt1mddGJSmFZ1DFLY-LLO9pxLb5sdg6GJQ2y-Omp7GszuMsH3dN-4ysRFRYkAnVqFFCh6ojGC86Fs_Tq5sN8l4cz5HYcxdPUwCCyL81wXMLI5B-DKJRvx/s400/Food+For+Freedom.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299945175439494418" border="0" /></a>This is THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG, on the internet. First came NAAFA, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, which I thought was very good at the time, because I have always believed that one should learn to accept oneself. Then on the Internet came Size Wise, and then, The Big Fat Blog, which was also about size acceptance.<br /><br />But for some of us, mere size acceptance is NOT good enough. How about loving your size and weight! How about wanting to gain even more weight, to keep on growing fatter and fatter!<br /><br />Well, the problem is, associations like NAAFA or Size Wise, or the Big Fat Blog, are not willing to go to that extreme, to be willing to accept outright gluttony and deliberate weight gain.<br /><br />So, after the Big Fat Blog, came BIGGER FATTER BLOG which goes way beyond mere size acceptance and endorses feederism and gluttony, and deliberate weight gain!<br /><br />And now, the BIGGER FATTER BLOG has inspired me to come out with my very own blog which also endorses gluttony, and deliberate weight gain to achieve total immobility.<br /><br />My blog is about achieving PERFECT OBESITY. For men, that would be the perfect Apple-Shape and for women, the perfect Pear-Shape. Of course, there are some men who are also pear-shaped, but most men are apple-shaped.<br /><br />PERFECT OBESITY also means, being unable to wipe your own butt or bathing yourself and needing assistance from another person to help you with your personal hygiene.<br /><br />But most of all, PERFECT OBESITY, means total immobility.<br /><br />And so, my blog is anti-exercise, and endorses totally gluttony and laziness.<br /><br />To this end, I have created my very own blog.<br /><br />THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG!!!<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">====================<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON! </span></span></div></div>Big Fat Heretichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15888926899840952208noreply@blogger.com5