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ROMNEY THE LIAR
Because there are lies, and DAMNED lies, and
then there's Mitt Romney

http://romneytheliar.blogspot.com/


Monday, November 12, 2012

BARACK OBAMA MOPS UP THE FLOOR WITH MITT ROMNEY!!!


THE FINAL VOTE TALLY HAS COME IN AND THE BIG BAD OBAMA MAN WON WITH 332 ELECTORAL VOTES WHILE PISS-POOR LITTLE ROMNEY LOST WITH ONLY 206 ELECTORAL VOTES!!! AW! POOR BABY!!!


I was at my local Democratic Headquarters watching the election on Tuesday, November 6,2012 when the President re-elect Barack Obama won the 2012 election against Presidential candidate, good ol' Nit-wit shit-for-brains Mitt Romney!

Yeah! It was really sweet!

Obama was the first to get 272 electoral votes, which was 2 more than the 270 electoral votes needed to win. Of course, it would be a few more days before all the votes were finally counted. We didn't know if we were going to win Florida yet. That one was still up in the air. Of course, even without Florida, Obama would have still won anyway.

But after the final vote counts came in, we won Florida!

For the past couple of months, I had been hanging out at my local Democratic Headquarters on Tuesdays and Thursdays, doing unpaid volunteer work, making phone calls to people in Florida, because it was one of those critical swing states. In the election polls, it had been a toss-up.

But now, the only tossing up was done by Romney when he lost the election!

Yeah! He was tossing up, and crapping in his diapers! Poor baby!

Anyway, here are the final election results after all the votes have come in.


As you can see, Florida turned blue on the map. So, we have 25 states that are a nice pretty Obama Blue and 25 states are are Retard Romney Red on the map!

Again, the final Electoral vote count.


Yeah! Clint Eastwood, you fucking retard! You really started something, when during the RNC Republican National Convention in Tampa Florida back in August 31,2012 when you got up there on the stage, talking to an empty chair, and pretending it was Obama!

Well, if Barack Obama is a chair, then  . . . . . Mitt Romney is a toilet! OK?

Two can play at this game! Eh?

Anyway . . . . .

When Barack Obama won in is re-election as President, he really mopped up the floor with poor pathetic little piss-pants Mitt Romney!

Yeah! We really rattled his tea-cups, and then . . . . .

 
. . . . . we sent Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan back home on the short-bus to get their diapers changed, and back to Kindergarten! 

Aw! Poor babies! The Big Bad Obama Man beat the ever-living crap outta you in the election, and he broke all your tea-cups! Sorry! But your little Mad Hatter's Tea Party is over! Yeah, we sent you back down the rabbit hole, and then we broke your magic looking glass, and smashed your tea cups!

Yes, I'm beginning to feel a little bit more optimistic now about the future of America. When the Democrats won the election, and defeated the Republicans, America just grew up a little more.

And the Republicans really got schooled!!!

Listen up Republicans! Listen good and listen tight!!!

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Ohio really did go to President Obama, he really did win!

He really was born in Hawaii, and he really is, legitimately, president of the United States again!

And The Bureau of Labor Statistics did not make up a fake unemployment rate last month!

And the Congressional Research Service really can find no evidence that cutting taxes on rich people grows the economy!

And the polls were not skewed to over-sample Democrats!

And Nate Silver was not making up fake projections about the election to make conservatives feel bad!

Nate Silver was doing math!

And climate change is real!

And rape really does cause pregnancy sometimes!

And evolution is a thing!

And Benghazi was an attack on us, it was not a scandal by us!

And nobody is taking away anyone's guns!

And taxes have not gone up!

And the deficit is dropping, actually!

And Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction!

And the moon landing was real!

And FEMA is not building concentration camps!

And UN election observers are not taking over Texas!

And moderate reforms of the regulations on the insurance industry and the financial services industry in this country are not the same thing as communism!

Yeah! The Republicans got schooled!

Also, I must add . . . . .

The earth really is 4.5 billion years old, and the universe really is about 14 billions years old, and not a mere 6,000 years!

There really was NO Genesis flood, and there was NO Noah, and even if there was, he did not have dinosaurs on the ark, and there was no ark! It really is just a fairy tale!

And evolution really is a fact!

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Yeah, Republicans! You have just been schooled!

Anyway . . . . .

I'm so very happy the Obama won in this crazy 2012 election.

I just want to shout out and cheer fore the Big Obama Man!!!

RAH! RAH! RAH!
OBAMA! OBAMA!
RAH! RAH RAH!

OBAMA! OBAMA! HE'S OUR MAN!
ROMNEY DIED IN AN OYSTER CAN!
THE OYSTER STUNK
AND HE GOT DRUNK!
DOWN WITH ROMNEY
THE DIRTY SKUNK!

RAH! RAH! RAH!
SOCK 'EM IN THE JAW!
RAH! RAH! RAH!
ROMNEY TOOK A FALL!

OBAMA! OBAMA!
HE'S OUR MAN!
IF HE CAN'T DO IT
THEN NOBODY CAN!

I would like to have had a blue mini-skirt to wear, and a couple of blue pom poms to wave while cheering for the Big Obama Man when he won his re-election for President.

OK, Mr. President!

Now get back out there and do some more Presidenting!


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Thursday, November 8, 2012

OBAMA WINS THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!


YEA OBAMA! HE'S DA MAN!!! MITT ROMNEY IS JUST A MORONIC RETARDED LITTLE BOY IN SHITTY DIAPERS! GO HOME ROMNEY YA FUCKIN' RETARD! STAND BACK ROMNEY AND LET OBAMA, A REAL MAN, SHOW YA HOW IT'S DONE!
 
OK, this is not going to be a really long article. That's because I'm really tired, and emotionally exhausted. This has been the craziest election year I have ever seen in my entire life!

Eventually, I will get around to posting a much longer article. But, I'm much too tired, and I need to rest.

But now, I feel very happy and contented, because OBAMA HAS WON!!!

Now, I can just kick back and relax, and just allow myself to go limp.

This past year, I have been mentally and emotionally stressed out. In addition to this being the craziest election year, it has also been the most frightening! Yeah, these right-wing religious extremists in the Republican party really scare the ever-livin' bee-jeebers outts me!

But, now I'm so happy that I can laugh and cry at the same time. I'm a merry as a school boy! I'm as giddy as a drunken man!

Here's to you Obama!


Here's to Barack Obama, and his lovely wife, Michelle Obama. Aren't they a cute couple! 

Yeah! I think Obama is the cutest President we have ever had! If I were to meet Obama in person, instead of shaking his hand, I would want to give him a hug myself, and even a little kiss on the cheek. And I'm not even gay! I'm straight, but I'm just very emotional and passionate. That's just the way I am.

I'm just so glad that Nit-wit shit-for-brains Mitt Romney did not win this 2012 Presidential election. That would have been and absolute disaster for America!



Yeah! We sent Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan back home to Kindergarten on the short bus! They both needed to go home and get their diapers changed!

Yea! Obama! He's da man!!! 


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Saturday, November 3, 2012

THIS 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY THE MAKERS OF HOT POCKETS!


NORMALLY I DON'T POST COMMERCIAL MESSAGES, BUT SINCE THIS WEB BLOG IS DEDICATED TO GLUTTONY AND FOOD, I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION IN THIS CASE.

THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS SPONSORED BY THE MAKERS OF . . . . .

HOT POCKETS!


SO, IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A LIAR LIAR WITH YOUR PANTS ON 
FIRE, THEN YOU HAVE NO NEED TO USE A MICROWAVE OVEN 
TO HEAT UP THIS DELICIOUS TREAT! NO, WHEN YOUR PANTS 
ARE ON FIRE, THEN YOU ALREADY HAVE . . . . .

HOT POCKETS!


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