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ROMNEY THE LIAR
Because there are lies, and DAMNED lies, and
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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Good News For Greedy Happy Gluttons! New Hamburger Grill Opens Up In Arizona!

There is a new hamburger grill that has recently opened up in Tempe Arizona, an excellent fast-food restaurant where all of us greedy happy gluttons will really enjoy hanging out as our big bellies hang down! It is called THE HEART ATTACK GRILL!


http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

The picture above depicts how enormously obese I hope to become some day. Presently I'm 57 years old, 5 feet 6 inches tall, and I only weigh 400 pounds, which is still way too skinny for me. I want to get really HUGE! At THE HEART ATTACK GRILL, they do NOT serve diet drinks, they only server regular Coke or regular Pepsi, but no diet sodas. Their French Fries are deep-fried in plane old fashion LARD, and their hamburgers have tomato slices, red onion slices, dill pickle slices, lots of cheese, but ABSOLUTELY NO LETTUCE! They only make hamburgers and fries, nothing else, just hamburgers and fries and dessert. Here are their specialties.



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Don't forget the side order of FLATLINER FRIES!



And don't forget to order dessert!


And the HEART ATTACK GRILL also has a very extra special bargain for us super super gluttons who have broken that magic 350 pound barrier!


WOW! You can't beat a deal like that!

They also sell extra, extra, extra, large T Shirts. But nothing smaller than a size 3XL!


Well, I'm not exactly "Macho" because I'm actually an obese sissy-boy, but even we timid and docile sissified super obese little wimps need to wear shirts in the more "Macho" sizes because we are such fat-ass lazy gluttons!

Lets face it! Most of us gluttons who weigh 400 pounds or more are great big sissies! We're great big fat cry-babies, especially when we are hungry and can't get enough to eat! But we can get so huge that we have to wear shirts and pants in the great big "Macho" sizes. Of course, I'm merely speaking for myself, anyway.

I hope they eventually come out with extra extra large shorts. I would like to get a pair of bright red shorts! Right now I need a size 6XL in shorts. I also think they should have sizes up to 12XL in both shirts and shorts.

The largest size I have ever seen in the BIG AND TALL or CASUAL MALE XL, or many other big men's clothing stores was up to a size 12XL.

Here I have created MY OWN CLOTHING SIZE CHART for us super super supper gluttons who hope someday to weight a ton or more!


Please click on the image above to see a much larger and easier to read view.

This chart, which I have created, shows sizes up to 56XL for a waist size of 264 inches! I kind of doubt if anyone will ever make clothing this large, but it would be nice if THE HEART ATTACK GRILL would feature shorts and shirt sizes up to a size 12XL at the very least, instead of just an 8XL. Now that would really be nice!


Also, bring the whole family, because it's fun for kids!



















Ah yes! Remember candy cigarettes? Just like we had when we were kids! Those were great times! Weren't they? Also, NO FILTER CIGARETTES, good ol' Lucky Strike as we had back in the day! Ah, the memories!

Here is more information on THE HEART ATTACK GRILL.

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The Heart Attack Grill is a hospital themed restaurant in Chandler Arizona, which has become internationally famous for embracing and promoting an unhealthy diet of incredibly large hamburgers. Customers are referred to as "patients," orders as "prescriptions," and the waitresses as "nurses."

The menu includes the Single Bypass Burger, Double Bypass Burger, Triple Bypass Burger, and the Quadruple Bypass Burger, ranging from half a pound to two pounds of beef. Also on the menu are "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), no filter cigarettes, hard liquor, beer, and full sugar coke.

The menu names imply coronary artery bypass surgery, and refer to the danger of developing atherosclerosis from the food's high proportion of saturated fat and excessive caloric content. The Quadruple Bypass Burger has been quoted at around 8,000 calories!

One the restaurants most celebrated (and widely publicized) gimmicks is the free wheelchair service provided to those "patients" who successfully finish the Triple or Quadruple Bypass Burger. Amidst a flurry of photography from tourist bystanders, the "patients" are pushed in a wheelchair out to their cars by the nurse of their choice.

Founded in December of 2005 by Dr. Jon, a non AMA recognized physician. He has been glorified as the freedom fighting arch enemy of political correctness by some, and demonized as a charlatan "nutritional pornographer" by others. Dr. Jon can be found each day, at the griddle, actually flipping hamburgers in his white doctor's lab coat and stethoscope.

The restaurant has found itself in a continual state of self defense against various activist groups and branches of state government. Most notable was a very public threat of closure from the Arizona Attorney General's in late 2006.

The controversy hit a crescendo when Dr. Jon was arrested after having attempted to open a live fire hose on a group of picketing nurses. Rush Limbaugh, Geraldo Rivera, and major networks from over sixty countries went live with the story, in a non-stop media frenzy that lasted for months on end.

A compromise was finally reached when Dr. Jon put a disclaimer on his website stating, "The use of the word 'nurse' above is only intended as a parody. None of the women pictured on our website actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services. It should be made clear that the Heart Attack Grill and all its employees do not offer any therapeutic treatments".

Despite the obvious animosity between the Heart Attack Grill, and various Nursing Associations, Dr. Jon has always taken time in each and every television interview to point out that we are absolutely in the midst of a severe global nurse shortage. "It's a real crisis!" says Dr. Jon, "Each one of us has a duty to help. I view my part, is to draw attention to the problem by playing the role of the villain".

One may question whether Dr. Jon's kind words are sincere, considering the underlying motive that everyone can plainly see... money! No matter which side of the debate the general public finds itself, one thing is certain, upon visiting Arizona they all seem to make the pilgrimage for a burger and fries at what is perhaps the worlds most politically incorrect restaurant!

The future of the restaurant, according to Dr. Jon, lies in its ability to successfully transition into a diet center. With sights set firmly upon competing head to head with established weight loss giants such as Jenny Craig, Nutri-System, and Weight Watchers, he pays little attention to nay saying critics.

According to Dr. Jon, "The new Heart Attack Grill Diet Centers will offer the American public something that no other program has ever been able to do... a diet program that you actually enjoy and can stick with for a lifetime!" He did though, conveniently fail to mention just how long the "lifetime" of the clients might be.

Dr. Jon's most recent fitness book, the Heart Attack Grill Diet, which teaches readers how to "Eat, Drink, and Smoke their way to Better Health", has not been well received due to its actual advocating of cigarettes, hard liquor, and fornication with girls of a barely legal age.

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Well, there you have it!

The Doctor (chef) is there to examine and weigh the patients (costumers) and fill their prescriptions (food orders) and the nurses (Waitresses) are there to assist the patients, the customers.















For all of us super gluttons who have finished eating the Triple or the Quadruple Bypass Burgers, the nurse will assist you by taking you back out to your car in a wheelchair.

And for those of us happy gluttons who are super super obese, well, we can't possibly ask for better service that that! Eh?

As mentioned earlier "The future of the restaurant, according to Dr. Jon, lies in its ability to successfully transition into a diet center" But this "Diet Canter" is obviously NOT a center for weight loss diets, but specifically, a Diet Center for WEIGHT GAIN DIETS!

Now, that is a diet that should be really easy for me to stay on for life! That's one diet I will never give up on!

So, what more can I say?

Anyway, I truly would love to become as huge and the fat boy depicted in the next picture below.

Justify FullWhat I hope to become some day!

Now this would be really cool!!!


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Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Only We Have The Right Attitude!

Here at THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG, we are the only people in the entire world who have the right attitude toward life.

The image above sums up our philosophy and what we are all about. We believe that life should be lived to the fullest, and by that, we mean, with a full belly.

We do not believe in dieting or exercise. Humans beings are the only creatures on this planet who deny themselves food to deliberately lose weight. To us here at The Biggest Fattest Blog, we see that as a perversion. It us un-natural to starve yourself and to want to lose weight.

Living things grow, including us humans. Growth is natural. Who wants to get smaller? We don't! We want to keep on growing bigger and fatter. We seek a life of continuous growth. We don't believe in losing weight. We don't believe in getting smaller. So, we don't believe in diet and exercise. Diets make us hungrier and exercise makes us tired and causes discomfort. We believe only in eating, sleeping, relaxing, and growing fatter and fatter. We believe in laziness, living a sedentary life-style, and we believe in gluttony, and growing fatter. The bigger, the better.

We also seek comfort and fulfillment. We avoid anything that causes us pain or discomfort, hence, we don't like to exercise because it is too much hard work. We prefer to kick back and relax. We hate hunger, so we love to eat whatever we feel like eating, and as much as we feel like eating. The only good thing about hunger is that it gives us the appetite to eat, and we love to eat to get rid of hunger, or stave it off until in comes around again, telling us that it's time to eat again.

But we also love to eat even when we are not hungry, and we love to sleep, even when we don't feel sleepy. Why? Because it feels good to lay down, and food tastes so good that we like to eat even when we are not hungry. We eat for the pleasure of eating. We don't eat to live, we live to eat!

We also love being fat! Actually, we love being, not merely fat, but absolutely OBESE, super super OBESE! For us, size is what counts. The bigger we get, the happier we feel. I know I love stepping into a room full of people and being the largest person in the room. At 5 ft 6 in and 400 pounds, the odds are pretty good that if I'm in a room with about 50 people in it, I will probably be the largest person there. Not the tallest, but the heaviest. I love looking up to people who are much taller than I am, and knowing that I weigh at least twice as much as they do. I love that feeling. It feels so good!

But when I see someone who is larger, and fatter than I am, I feel envious, but I also feel inspired to eat even more, to become fatter than the person I had just encountered. I love being a large person, and I want to keep on growing larger and larger, because the fatter I get, the more happy and contented I feel. I want to get really HUGE!!!

I also believe that premature male-pattern baldness is really cool. I was only 25 when my hair started thinning out on top of my head, and I became completely bald on top by the age of 28 with just a fringe of hair on the back and sides. I was disappointed, because I wished that it had happened during my teen age years, to become bald on top of my head by the age of 17, because it would have made me look old enough to go into any liquor store to purchase beer, and I would not have been asked to show an ID card to prove I was old enough to drink. Having a bald head, even with a fat round baby face, would have made me look older that 21, the legal drinking age in the USA. So, I believe that during your teen age years, that is the best time to go bald. It makes you look old enough to buy liquor, and you can get a really good head start on growing that great big beer belly of yours, before being an adult. By then you would have a really huge belly.

So, we love to eat and sleep, and we hate exercise, because exercising feels very uncomfortable and it can even be painful. Therefore, we avoid exercise because we like to avoid pain and discomfort.

Of course, we are really proud of our huge ever growing bodies, and so, we love to go out in public so other people can stare at us, to look upon us and wonder. Sometimes we do like to go out walking around town, or in a shopping mall, or a walk in the park. But NOT for exercise, but so that other people out there can see us, and stare at us, and make comments behind our backs. We like to be noticed.

I prefer walking in parks or malls because there are plenty of benches to sit on. I can walk a little distance, then sit down and rest for a few minutes, and then get up off my lazy fat ass and walk a little bit more, and sit down and rest again, etc. etc.

But as I have said, we get out to walk around, NOT for the exercise, but only so we can publicly display ourselves. And if I should ever get up to 700 pounds or more, then I will require a wheelchair to get around. I would like one of those bright red electric scooters, and I would install a radio and a CD player, and have fun getting around, being too fat to walk, having to use an electric scooter, and publicly display myself so other people can see how huge I have become.

So, sometimes involuntary exercise is inevitable. We have to rise up from our bed in the mornings and walk into the bathroom. Through-out the day, we have to rise up from the living-room couch and walk into the kitchen to get some food, and then walk back into the living-room couch again. And of course, to get out into public places to proudly show off our huge ever-growing bodies, that involves some walking. In those cases, some exercise is unavoidable. Otherwise, the only exercise we actually like doing, really enjoy doing, is to raise the fork to our mouths, and chewing our food, and swallowing it. That is the only exercise we like doing!

In the meantime, for those who are still able to walk, despite their enormous obesity, one could use a device to carry one's huge belly around.

And so, if you have a really huge round belly that hangs down below your knees, then to make it easier to go out walking, and to proudly displaying yourself in public, then, there is an alternative, as depicted in the next image below.


Now, this is what we strive to achieve! This is what every happy obese glutton would like to accomplish, to have the biggest belly that can hold the most food.

Again I emphasize, THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG is not just another "Size Acceptance" web site or blog, it is an Obesity Loving blog. We don't merely accept being fat. We love being OBESE! Super super obese! And we want to become even more obese!!!

Obesity is fun! It feels good, being all soft and jiggly all over, and the food tastes good, and feels good when eating it, and sleeping feels so comfortable. Therefore, we only want to eat and sleep, and grow fatter and fatter.

Why? Because it feels good, and we like growing bigger and bigger, and becoming bigger than everybody else around us.

We are not nuts, or crazy or anything like that. We are perfectly sane!

It's because we love life! We love all the pleasures that life has to offer while avoiding anything that causes pain or discomfort. So, we love to eat and sleep, watch TV and movies, listen to music, read books, and I like to work on oil paintings, and someday get back to building radio controlled flying model planes.

I hate sports. Any idiot can chase a ball. When I'm working on oil paintings, or building models, I can accomplish far more while sitting on my lazy fat ass than some dumb jock chasing balls. I prefer the more sedentary type of activities, like reading books, watching TV, and listening to music, or just sitting on my great big lazy fat ass in front of my computer, working on web logs, such as this one.

And when I'm relaxing and eating, I can grow much larger, much faster, than some muscle-bound jock pumping iron or lifting weights and shooting up on steroids. It's much easier to grow fat, than it is to build up larger muscles. Also we fat people can become much larger than any muscle-man. If you're a big strong muscle-man, there is an upper limit to how big your muscles can become. An upper limit to how big your body can get.

But if you're a lazy glutton, then you don't have to pump iron or lift weights to become larger. You only have to eat and sleep and sit on your lazy fat ass all day. A big strong muscle-man can only get so big, and no bigger. But we soft and weak, gentle and docile, sissified obese little cream-puffs, we can become really HUGE!!!

For those of us who are more pear-shaped, next image below shows us what we all should strive to achieve. To become really really HUGE! To be huge and happy!

And for you guys who are apple-shaped, this is what all you guys should strive to achieve as depicted in the final image below.


Now this looks like fun! Gaining weight, losing hair, and losing your shorts! Having an expanding waistline and a receding hairline!

Damn! You apple-shaped guys have more fun!


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Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

How Having Diabetes Can Be Fun! But Only If You're A Happy Gaining Glutton!

TYPE 2 DIABETES IS FUN FOR GREEDY
AND HAPPY OBESE GLUTTONS!

OK! First of all, a word of warning here. A disclaimer actually.

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WARNING! If you have Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetes, it is absolutely essential that you keep your blood sugars under control, as close to the normal range as physically possible, if you wish to avoid having any of the complications that can come with diabetes.
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The medical experts say, that if you're a Type 2 Diabetic, you should try to lose some weight. They will tell you, that by losing enough weight, you might be able to get off of using insulin, or even oral medications, and that you might be able to control your blood sugars through diet and exercise only, without having to use insulin or oral medications.

This of course might only work for Type 2 Diabetes, but NOT for Type 1 Diabetes. This is because, in Type 2 Diabetes, your pancreas still produces insulin, but it either dose not produce enough, or if it still does produce enough, you have become insulin resistant, which causes obesity. Then you will need to take oral medications so your body can use the insulin more efficiently, and you may need to use more insulin since you have become insulin resistant.

But in Type 1 Diabetes, the pancreas produces no insulin at all, so Type 1 Diabetics will always need to use insulin. Oral medications don't work for them either. Also diet and exercise alone will not control Type 1 Diabetes as it might with Type 2 Diabetes.

But then, most Type 1 Diabetics tend to be thin anyway, while many Type 2 Diabetics (not all) tend to be overweight or obese due to insulin resistance, which is why the insulin they use must also be accompanied by oral medications to help them use the insulin more efficiently.

Not all Type 2 Diabetics are insulin dependent. Some can control it with oral medications or through diet and exercise only, while keeping their weight under control.

But easier said than done!

Having Type 2 Diabetes actually makes it harder to lose weight, especially if you need to use insulin, because taking insulin shots can cause weight gain.

Now, if your blood sugars run way too high, you will have the classic symptoms of extreme thirst, fatigue, blurry vision, constant hunger, and frequent urination. All of these symptoms can cause drastic weight loss. A lot of Type 2 Diabetics discover that they only lose a lot of weight when their blood sugars run way too high. But then, when they start taking insulin shots and their blood sugars come back down toward more normal levels, they usually gain back the weight they had lost, and them some.

Therefore, most insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetics have great difficulty losing weight, and some may even find it difficult to prevent any further weight gain!

So, the fatter you are, the more insulin you will require to keep your blood sugars under control. But insulin increases your appetite causing you to want to eat more. Also, the more you eat, the more insulin you will need to cover what you eat to keep your blood sugar from going too high. That is why it is very difficult for many insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetics to lose weight, or even prevent more weight gain.

OK! Now comes the fun part of being a Type 2 Diabetic if you happen to be a gaining glutton who wishes to become more and more obese!

This is how being an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic can be fun! Lots of fun! A ton of fun!!!

Obviously, if you wish to gain a lot of weight, to become super super obese, you will need to eat a lot of calories, and lots of good fattening foods. But since you're are a Type 2 Diabetic who needs to take insulin, then the more you eat, the more insulin you will need to cover what you eat to keep your blood sugars under control. Then, the insulin makes you feel more hungry, so it will be easier to eat more since the insulin has stepped up your appetite.

Now you will begin gaining more weight.

But remember. The fatter you get, the more insulin you will need since your body has become larger and larger.

And now, you have set up the cycle of increasing obesity, requiring increasing amounts of insulin which cause more weight gain, which cause you to require more insulin, which cause more weight gain, and over and over again.

1.) The more you eat, the more insulin you will need.

2.) The more you eat, the fatter you will become.

3.) The fatter you become, the more insulin you will need.

4.) The more insulin you need to use, the fatter you will become.

5. ) The fatter you become, the more insulin you will need.

6. ) The more insulin you use, the fatter you will become.

7.) The fatter you become, the more insulin you will need.

8.) The more insulin you use, the fatter you become.

9.) Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Over and over again and again until you have finally induced run-away-weight-gain that once started, can never be stopped!

An insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic can become really HUGE!

Type 2 Diabetes can make you get so enormously obese, so huge, that you won't be able to get through the door, or even be able to leave your house anymore, and you will eventually become totally immobile and bed-fast.

Now, isn't that fun!?!

If you happen to be one of those obese guys who are apple-shaped, having a great big upper belly above your belt, fat arms, great big fat man boobs or "moobs", a huge round belly, small butt, narrow hips, and thiner legs, then your risk of developing Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease is much greater than for someone who is pear-shaped, having a big butt, broad hips, and big thighs. Of course being a pear-shaped obese person does not make one totally immune to diabetes, but if you're pear-shaped, then your risk is significantly lower than for someone who is apple shaped.

OK. If you happen to be apple-shaped, and a happy glutton who wishes to gain more weight to become more and more obese, you may want to try to achieve the Perfect Apple Shaped Male Body, despite the possible health risks involved.

The Perfect Apple Shaped Male Body


Please click on the images to see a larger version.



When a super super enormous Apple Shaped Obese Male as finally achieved perfection, he will have a really huge upper-body with great big fat arms, and fat neck, big man boobs, or "moobs", a really huge round belly, and still have a small lower-body with a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs!

With The Perfect Apple Shaped Obese Male Body the . . . . .

1.) The chest is at least twice as big around as the hips.

2.) The belly is at least five times as big around as the hips.

3. The upper arms, and even the forearms are bigger around than the hips!

4.) The neck is also bigger around than the hips!

Perfection is achieved when your shirt sleeve is much bigger than your pants, and the waistband of your shorts won't even go around your forearm!

But there is a very heavy price to pay for achieving this ultimate Apple Shaped obese Male Perfection!

When you finally achieve this perfection, you absolutely will have Type 2 Diabetes, and heart disease! There is no way to avoid it, and don't expect to live very long after you have achieved the Perfect Apple Shaped Obese Male Body.

Please click on the image above to see a
much larger view that is easier to read.


You know that you are a happy Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetic glutton if:

1.) You have mostly upper-body fat, and your belly above your waist is at least twice as big around as your hips!

2.) Your upper arms are bigger around than your thighs!

3.) Your upper belly above the waists hangs way down over the waistband of your pants and down over your groin.

4.) Your love-handles are at least twice as wide as your hips, and hangs down over your hips!

5.) You have a big roll of fat on your lower back that protrudes out much further than your butt!

7.) Your belly is three times as big around as your hips!

8.) Your upper arms are as big around as your hips!

9.) Your upper arms are bigger around than your hips!

10.) Your upper arms AND your forearms are bigger around than your hips!

11.) Your neck is as big around as your hips!

12.) Your neck is bigger around than your hips!

13.) Your chest is twice as big around as your hips, and your belly is at least five times as big around as your hips!

14.) Your upper belly above the waist hangs down over your thighs and down below your knees!

15.) Your love-handles hang down much lower than your hips!

16.) The roll of fat on your lower back hangs down over your butt!

17.) Your have a big chest with great big fat man-boobs, big fat arms, a huge round belly, a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs!

18.) You can't find any shirts that are big enough to cover your belly, and you can't keep your pants from falling halfway down on your ass!

19.) You go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack!

20.) You wear really large shirts and small pants!

21.) Your shirt sleeve is much bigger than your pants!

22.) You can't even wear pants anymore because your upper-body hangs down over your lower-body!

The risk of having Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease is much greater for apple-shaped men having mostly upper-body fat than it is for pear-shaped obese persons with mostly lower-body fat.

Here is a possible risk assessment of having Type 2 Diabetes and a heart attack, and how long you may live after achieving the following apple-shaped male body proportions through gluttony and weight gain.

1.) If your belly is bigger around than your hips, then you will have a much higher risk of having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.

2.) If your belly has now become at least twice as big around as your hips, you might die from a heat attack within the next 20 years.

3.) If your upper arms are as big around as your thighs, you might still live another 18 years.

4.) If your upper arms are bigger around than your thighs, you might live another 16 years.

5.) If your forearms are bigger around than your thighs, you might live another 12 years.

6.) If your belly is at least three times as big around as your hips, then you might only live for another 10 years.

7.) If your upper arms are as big around as your hips, you might live another 6 years.

8.) If your upper arms are bigger around than your hips, then you will only have about 4 years left to live.

9.) If your forearms are as big around as your hips, you will only have 2 years left to live.

10.) If your forearms have just become bigger around than your hips, you will be damn lucky if you manage to live for another 6 months!

11.) If you neck has just become as big around as your hips, then you will not live more than another 3 months!

12.) If your neck has just become bigger around than your hips, you would be damn lucky to live another month!


Super-obese apple-shaped guys who's forearms have become bigger around than their hips usually only live another 2 to 3 months before they die from a massive heart attack. The majority of them die from a heart attack within a month after their forearms have become bigger around than their hips. Only a very small percentage manage to live another 6 months at the most. None have ever survived more than 6 months after their forearms had become bigger around than their hips!

When you have gained so much upper-body fat that your forearms are bigger around than your hips, then you have finally achieved the Perfect Apple Shaped Male Body! But you will not live more than another 6 months. There is a price to pay for perfection!

Out of 100 apple-shaped obese men who's forearms had just become bigger around than their hips, another words, achieved Apple Shaped obese Male Perfection, about 62 of them died within 1 month after they become a perfect apple-shaped obese male.

About 21 of them lived for 2 more months after achieving perfection.

About 9 of them lived for 3 months after they achieved perfection.

Only 5 of them lived another 4 months after they achieved perfection.

Only 2 of them lived another 5 months after they had achieved perfection.

Only 1 of them lived for another 6 full months after achieving the perfect apple-shaped obese male body.

Of the 100 males in our sample, about 35 of them had a neck that was as big around as his hips. Only 1 of them lived for 3 months, about 5 or them lived for 2 months, and 29 of them died within a month.

Of the 100 males in our sample, only 27 of them had a neck that was bigger around than his hips, and they all died within a month of achieving the perfect obese male neck. 0nly 2 of them lived a full month, about 2 of them died within 3 weeks, about 5 of them died within 2 weeks, and 18 of them died within a week after they had achieved the perfect obese male neck.

All of them had developed Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and all of them had died from massive heart attacks after their forearms and necks had become bigger around than their hips, after they had achieved the apple-shaped obese male perfection.

There is a very high price to pay for achieving the perfect apple-shaped obese male body!

But if you are a happy glutton who loves gaining more weight to become super super obese, and if you truly wish to achieve The Perfect Apple Shaped Obese Male Body, then it is worth the risk to achieve that ultimate perfection. It's a lot of fun getting there!

Again Remember . . . . .

If you have Type 2 Diabetes, and you wish to achieve the perfect apple-shaped obese male body, then you must absolutely keep your blood sugars under control, if you wish to avoid any complications, such as blindness, kidney failure, limb amputations, etc. etc.

To keep your blood sugars as close to the normal levels as possible while gaining weight, then the more obese you become, the more insulin you'll need. Because if you blood sugars run too high, it might cause weight loss, and that would defeat the purpose. Also, if you blood sugars run dangerously high, you might slip into a diabetic coma and die from it.

No obese male who wishes to achieve the perfect apple-shaped obese male body should ever die from slipping into a diabetic coma.

NO! The super super obese male, after having achieved the perfect apple-shaped obese male body, if he has any sense of pride in himself, then he should die proudly, ONLY from a massive heat attack! NOT from any other cause! But, ONLY from a massive heart attack!

The perfect apple-shaped obese male should go out, gasping for air, sharp stabbing pains in his chest and arms, breaking out in a sweat, clutching at his chest, falling forward over on his huge round belly, rolling over on his back, and slowly being crushed under the weight of his huge massive belly as it squeezes the wind out of him, as he finally stops breathing, his heart comes to a sudden stop., with one last explosive pain in his chest! That is how the perfect apple-shaped obese male should go out! Like the true greedy glutton that he was!

At least, you will be very happy and proud to know, that you have achieved that ultimate apple-shaped obese male perfection before your short life is over. The average life expectancy of the perfect apple-shaped obese male is about 35 to 45 years, but many hope to achieve that ultimate obese apple-shaped male perfection while still in their early to mid 20s. The younger you are at the time of your departure from this life, the closer to perfection you life of greedy gluttony has been. The most perfect glutton would be someone still in his mid teens striving to achieve the perfect apple-shaped obese male body before he reaches the age of 20, and hopes to go out on his 20th birthday from gluttony and super obesity.


Also, remember this!

Even though being apple-shape is far more dangerous to your health than being pear-shaped, being apple-shaped is actually a lot more fun.

Why Having The Apple Shaped Male Body Is More Fun Despite The Dangers

1.) You won't be able to find shirts that are big enough to completely cover your belly and you will go around in public showing off your bellybutton!

2.) Because your belly hangs down over the waistband of your pants, your pants will slide half-way down on your ass showing off your butt-crack!

3.) You will then get to go out in public, showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack, and have fun mooning everybody around you!

Anyway, now you know how having Type 2 Diabetes can be lots of fun!

I actually envy obese guys who are apple-shaped. I'm somewhat pear-shaped, so I will probably live much longer than guys who are apple-shaped.

But I still envy apple-shaped guys, because they have a lot more fun, even though they don't live as long!



And so . . . . .

To become the absolute perfect apple-shaped super obese male you must . . .

1.) Have really fat arms, great big fat man boobs or moobs, a huge round belly hanging down over the waistband of your pants, love-handles hanging down over your hips, a big roll of fat on your lower back that protrudes out much further than your butt, a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs!

2.) Go around in public showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack.

3.) Have Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.

4.) A short life expectancy of only 30 to 40 years.

5,) Die ONLY from a massive heart attack and from no other cause. A real man's death!


So, you must . . .

A.) Live like an obese apple-shaped man.

B.) Eat and drink like an obese apple-shaped gluttonous man.

C.) DIE like an obese apple-shaped REAL man!

Remember:

Being apple-shaped is far far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped.

But being apple-shaped is also a lot more fun! Enjoy it! Live your short life to the fullest, and die happy, knowing that you have achieved absolute super obese apple-shaped male perfection!

Oh how I wish I were apple-shaped instead of pear-shaped!


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Sunday, January 11, 2009

OK! This Blog Is Not For Everybody!

WHAT WE ARE ABOUT


As I have mentioned previously a few times before, this is NOT just merely another Size Acceptance web site, such as Size Wise, or NAAFA, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance.

No! This blog goes way beyond mere Size Acceptance to absolutely Loving Obesity!

This is not even just another Gainer/Encourager or Feeder/Feedee web site that simply endorses Feederism.

No, this Blog goes even way way way beyond that!

I don't care if you're straight or Gay, or if your Macho or a sissified wimp. All who are into gaining or encouraging someone to gain, all are welcome here.

But know this!

Some of us embrace fetishes that you may or may not see on the other Gainer/Encourager or Feeder/Feedee web sites, and some of you might be offend by the fetishes we embrace on this Blog.

We acknowledge, and we and proudly proclaim, that we are lazy gluttons! We don't care how ridiculous we might look. We just love being, not just fat, but super super obese, and we desire to become even more obese, setting no upper limit!

We are super obese men who happily acknowledge that we are the weaker sex, and that all women, especially obese women are the stronger sex.

We are super obese men who wish to take on a more effeminate or even infantile appearance through our ever increasing obesity.

We are super obese men who are proud to be sissified, timid, and docile wimps! We believe that women, especially obese women should be the boss in the home.

Most obese men tend to be apple-shaped, having mostly upper-body fat, while some obese men are more pear-shaped, having more more lower-body fat.

Those of us who are more pear-shaped, we tend to take on a somewhat effeminate appearance, or even a more infantile appearance with increasing obesity, which is what we happily embrace.

Obese men who are apple-shaped tend to be broad in the shoulders and chest, having a huge round upper-belly above the belt causing their pants to slide halfway down on their butts, love-handles that are wider than their hips, small butts, narrow hips, and thinner legs.

Apple-shaped men who are super super obese can not find shirts that are large enough to cover their huge round bellies and they can't keep their pants from falling halfway down on their butts, so they usually go around in public, showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks.

Therefore, apple-shaped obese men should step down, let their wives rule the home and let their wives "wear the pants" in the family, because apple-shaped obese men can't keep their own pants from falling down!

But, we obese men who happen to be more pear-shaped with big round lower bellies below the belt, broad round hips, big fat butts, and short fat thighs, because we look more effeminate, we should also step down and let our wives rule the home, and "wear the pants" in the family while we pear-shaped obese men should sit round the house wearing only pink ruffled panties! That is because we are timid, gentile and docile, sissified obese little wimps!

And we are perfectly happy with that arrangement, happily acknowledging that women are the stronger sex, while we super obese men are the weaker sex.

That is what this blog is all about!

We lend emotional support to super super obese men who are happy little wimps!

In the meantime, please do scroll all the way down this web page to view my Fat Art Gallery.

Thank you.


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