ANNOUNCING THE LATEST CHANGES IN MY WEB SITE POLICY!

ATTENTION EVERYBODY! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

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TO ALL MY BLOG VIEWERS . . . . . I HAVE MADE SOME CHANGES IN MY POLICIES WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING MY NEWEST CARTOON DRAWINGS OF SUPER SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES. THEREFORE FROM THIS DAY FORTH, ANY NEW DRAWINGS THAT I HAVE CREATED OF MY SUPER SUPER SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES, IF THE UPPER-BELLY ABOVE THE WAIST HANGS DOWN MORE THAN HALF-WAY DOWN OVER THE THIGHS, OR DOWN TO THE KNEES, OR LOWER, THEN . . . THEY WILL BE DEPICTED IN THE NUDE! ONLY THOSE MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES WHO'S BELLY ONLY HANG DOWN LESS THAN HALF-WAY OVER THE THIGHS WILL BE DEPICTED WEARING PANTS OR SHORTS, OTHERWISE, IF THE BELLY HANGS DOWN MUCH LOWER, LIKE HALF-WAY DOWN OVER THE THIGHS, OR DOWN TO THE KNEES, OR EVEN LOWER, THEN, THEY WILL ALL BE DEPICTED ONLY IN THE NUDE, AS NAKED AS THE DAY THEY WERE BORN!

OK, now you're all probably wondering why my recent change in policy. Well, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, then your huge round belly will hang down over the waistband of your pants, and your pants tend to slide down lower on your ass, about half-way down on your ass, and of course, your shirts won't completely cover your belly, in which case, you'll probably go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and exposing your butt-crack.

But if your belly hangs down much lower, say like, half-way down over your thighs or down to your knees, or even lower, then your love-handles will probably hang down over your hips, in which case, it will be virtually impossible for you to wear pants or shorts. You will not be able to pull your pants up, nor will anybody else be able to pull your pants up for you. Your pants will slide down below your butt and fall down and drop to the floor.

The animation below depicts what happens to a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male with with a big belly and small butt during his ever increasing weight gain.

You'll notice, that as he gains more and more weight on his upper-body, his belly hangs down lower and lower until he finally loses his shorts. Yeah, first he is losing his hair, then his pants, and eventually his life! When his belly hangs down to his knees, he can't keep his shorts from falling down, and then . . . well . . . when you can't wear pants anymore, then why even bother to wear shirts? You might as well go around naked, just sitting around the house in the nude.

That is why, from now on, any one of my apple-shaped super super morbidly obese males who's belly hangs down over his thighs almost to the knees will all be depicted only in the nude!

Now then . . . . . what about super super morbidly obese males who happen to be pear-shaped?

Well . . . if you have a great big fat ass, broad hips, big fat thighs, and a huge lower-belly or groin area below the waist, then you are still able to wear your pants up high around your waist, and you are still able to tuck in your shirts. The pear-shaped obese males can always wear pants no matter how obese they become, even if the huge groin region below the waist hangs down lower than the knees! But of course, they will need to wear huge big-ass pants. So, when my apple-shaped males as depicted in my drawings have become super super obese to the point to where the belly hangs down almost to the knees or lower, they will just have to go around naked, while my pear-shaped obese males as depicted in my drawings, they will all wear great big fat-ass pants, and some will wear pants with loud ridiculous patterns or great big fat-ass sissy pants, as depicted in the next picture below.

And of course, I will occasionally depict some pear-shaped super super super obese males in the nude, as in the next picture below.

So, yes! Sometimes I will depict super super morbidly obese pear-shaped males in the nude, but mostly, I will depict super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males in the nude if their bellies hang down to the knees and lower.

OK. To depict all of these super super super morbidly obese males in the nude, whether they be either apple-shaped or pear-shaped, would NOT be considered to be pornography. that is because, if you're so enormously obese that your belly hangs down over your thighs, or down to your knees, or lower, then your belly also hangs down over your penis completely hiding it from view. Then you will appear to be completely sexless!

The next picture below, which you may have seen in one of my previous articles, depicts BOTH the super super super morbidly obese pear-shaped AND apple-shaped males wearing business suits and neck ties.

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Naturally, since the apple-shaped obese male's belly hangs down lower than his knees it would actually be physically impossible for him to wear pants, so he will just have to go naked as in the next picture below.

So, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male with a huge round belly and a small butt and thinner legs, and if your belly hangs down over your thighs almost to your knees, then you are no longer able to put on any pants, because your pants will just keep falling down and somebody will have to keep pulling them back up again only to have them fall back down again, so you may as well forget about wearing pants entirely. That's why, from now on, in all of my drawings of apple-shaped males who's belly hangs down almost to the knees, they will be depicted only in the nude. Only those apple-shaped obese males who's belly does not yet hang down to the knees, only they will be shown wearing pants.

Now, as for us pear-shaped super super obese males with great big butts, broad hips, and great big thunder-thighs, even if the huge groin area below the waist hangs down lower than the knees, we can still wear great big fat-ass pants.

But apple-shaped super super morbidly obese males wear great big shirts the size of tents and small kiddie-sized pants because they have great big huge round bellies above the waist, a pathetically small butt, and much thinner legs. The pear-shaped obese male is bottom-heavy with his huge Majestic Royal Rump while the apple-shaped super morbidly obese male is rather top-heavy with a huge tank sized belly and a little baby-butt!

Also, obese people who are more pear-shaped tend to live much longer lives than obese people who are more apple-shaped because upper-body fat tends to be far more unhealthy or pathogenic than lower-body fat which is relatively harmless compared to upper-body fat.

OK, in many of my previous articles, I have referred to obese pear-shaped males and females as Pear Men and Pear women while I have referred to obese apple-shaped males and females as Apple Boys and Apple Girls.

But one of the blog members here, in posting in one of my forums, he has used the opposite designations, Apple Men, Apple Women, Pear Boys, and Pear Girls. His reason being, that we obese pear-shaped males tend to be more gentle and docile, and sometimes take on a more effeminate or even an infantile appearance while many of the apple-shaped males tend to be more Macho and more aggressive.

But I use the designations Pear Men, Pear Women, Apple Boys, and Apple Girls, because, as I have said repeatedly, obese people who are pear-shaped tend to live much longer than obese people who are apple-shaped. I have seen many pear-shaped obese males living into their 70s and 80s while most apple-shaped obese males are lucky if they live past their 60s and many of them die at a much younger age, like, in their 30s, 40s, or 50s, hence, my designation, Apple Boys and Pear Men.

I mean, like, face it guys! If you're an apple-shaped obese male who's upper-arms and forearms are bigger around than your thighs, and you have great big fat man-boobs or "moobs" that are much bigger than your butt-cheeks, and your belly is much bigger around than your hips, and you have narrow hips, a small butt, and skinny legs, then . . . you're not going to live very long. But you will have a lot more fun during your much shorter lives because you all get to go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and exposing your butt-crack, which is a great pleasure that is forever denied to us obese males who are more pear-shaped. We pear-shaped obese males may live much longer than you apple-shaped obese males, but we really don't have as much fun.

OK, getting back on topic again.

As I have been saying, hence forth, from this day on, from now on, any new cartoon drawings that I have created of super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, if the belly hangs down more than half-way over the thighs and/or down to the knees, or lower, then they will ALL be depicted only in the nude.

Here are some of my past examples of super morbidly apple-shaped males who were still able to wear pants or shorts in the next pictures below.

I guess you all remember this particular picture that I like to add to the very end of each of my articles. Well, NO MORE! He's not going to be around anymore. He's not going to go out mooning the world. That's because, as you may very well notice, his belly hangs down way below his knees and his love-handles hang down over his hips, so he really can't put on pants. In a cartoon drawing he can be depicted as wearing pants. But then, anything is possible in a cartoon drawing. But if this were in real life, he would be unable to wear pants. So, the next picture below will depict a more realistic version of our supper supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male.

So, yes, he'll still be around, it's just that he won't be going out mooning the world anymore. He will just have to stay at home, naked as the day he was born, just sitting around in his home in the nude, never being able to go out ever again, unless he takes up residence in a nude colony. Also, since it has now become physically impossible for him to wear pants, then . . . why should he even bother to put on a shirt or a pair of shoes? Yeah! Like, sorry dude! But your clothes wearing days are over!

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SPECIAL REQUEST!!!

Oh yes! It is truly most unfortunate, that ALL of these super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males can no longer go out in public to proudly display their huge massive bodies since they can't put on pants anymore. So, what is needed is to help these guys in anyway we can, by establishing more nude beaches or nude colonies, or what we shall call "Naked Cities" for the super obese where they can live and take up permanent residence so that they can walk the streets in the nude and that they may be able to again publicly and proudly put themselves on display for all to gaze upon with awesome wonder and astonishment! This is what is so desperately needed!

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Anyway . . . . . . .

Here's another cartoon picture from one of my previous articles. Again, another super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, his belly hanging way down below his knees almost to the ground, and yet, he's depicted as wearing short pants, which in real life would be impossible.

When your belly hangs down almost to the ground, there is no way you can ever put on any pants. It just can't be done! Two or three strong guys would have to lift up on your belly and then someone would have to get behind to pull your pants up with all of his strength to get the front of your pants to go up into the skin-fold under your belly. It just can't be done. Your pants would just simply fall back down again.

The next picture below depicts the same guy after some more weight gain, only this time, he is totally in the nude, as naked as the day he was born.

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As you can see, his huge round belly hangs way down below his knees almost down to the ground so it is certainly impossible for him to put on any pants.

OK, if you can recall in one of my previous articles, I have referred to insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes as "The Hidden Pants Disease" because of the huge belly hanging down over the front of the shorts completely hiding the shorts from view. An example is given in the next picture below, as it was shown in one of my previous articles in this blog.

On the left is a kid about 12 years old standing on the beach wearing his little red speedo, and then at the age of 17 he is still wearing the same size little red speedo, but he has gained a massive amount of weight on his upper-body until his belly hangs down over the front of his speedo completely hiding it under his low hanging belly, and of course he now has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with some heart disease.

In the next picture below he is now 19 years old and his belly hangs down almost to his feet!

Of course, it would now be physically impossible to wear his speedo anymore. He would be completely in the nude and would not be allowed on the beach, unless it were a nude beach. Here he is at the age of 19 on the day before he finally died from a massive heart attack.

Now you know why I call Type 2 Diabetes the "hidden Pants Disease" but in the more advance stages, the belly becomes much larger and hangs down even lower until the pants fall down, as depicted in the next picture below.

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With ever increasing obesity on the upper-body, the typical apple-shaped obese male will usually develop insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes. In it's more advanced stage, Type 2 Diabetes will first become "The Hidden Pants Disease" and then, eventually, when Type 2 Diabetes reaches it's most advanced stage, it becomes the "Falling Pants Disease"! The symptoms of Type 2 Diabetes for extreme apple-shaped obese males is first, massive weight gain on the upper-body which then always causes insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, then heart disease, and then, indecent exposure! First you gain a lot of weight on your upper-body, then you will lose your pants, and then, you will eventually lose your life! The super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male usually dies from a massive heart attack about three to six months after his pants fell down. So, when ever you hear some lady saying that her husband "dropped his pants" that's a euphemism for, her morbidly obese apple-shaped husband died from a massive heart attack. Another words, when ever some super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male has died from a massive heart attack, instead of saying "he kicked the bucket" or "he bought the farm" or he "croaked" instead, people will say he dropped his pants!

Sometimes you might even overhear a couple of women talking about their super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped husbands. One lady asks her friend "I hear that your husband is not doing so well these days. What was the results of his last visit to the doctor?" and her friend answers back "He's now hiding his shorts." and then she replies to her friend "Yeah, I can see you're really worried about him. It's been a few years now since my husband dropped his pants." which of course means, when one lady says her husband is "hiding his shorts" that means that her morbidly obese apple-shaped husband has been diagnosed with insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with some heart disease, and when the other lady says it's been a few years since her husband "dropped his pants" that of course means that her super morbidly obese apple-shaped husband has died from a massive heart attack.

The next cartoon picture below depicts two house wives, actually one house wife, and her widowed friend talking about their super super morbidly obese apple-shaped husbands.

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So, there you have it! When someone says that you're hiding your shorts, that's just a euphemism for you have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes with heart disease, and when someone says that you have finally drop your pants, again, that's just another euphemism for you have died from a massive heart attack! Of course, on average, a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male may live up to six months after he has dropped his pants before he finally dies from his massive heart attack.

OK, the next two animations below, I had received in an E-mail sometime back in 2003, and I downloaded and saved them to my computer. I'm sure many of your are familiar with this animated graphic of the obese apple-shaped dancing diabetic wearing his little blue speedo.

From the front view, you can see that he is almost hiding his little blue speedo, and from the rear view, you'll notice that his love-handles are much wider than his butt. He most certainly has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and some heart disease.

Now, the next two animations below are a much larger and even more obese version of the original animations above. These two animations are my own creation. It took me over a week to get it right, but these are my very own creations!

Here's the first one as seen from the front view.

OK buddy! Lose the hat and proudly show off your bald head! Lose the dark eyeglasses! Lose the little gold medallion! And lose the speedo! Since your belly now hangs down below your knees and occasionally bounces on the floor, then from now on, you're going to be dancing in the nude! He has invented a new dance that he calls THE BELLY BOUNCE!

And my next animation below shows our dancing diabetic from the rear view.

You'll notice that his love-handles have become even wider and now hangs down much lower than his little butt, and his belly is bouncing on the floor! Yes, he as finally dropped his pants! He's a goner! He had been dancing in the nude at some night club, and then, one evening during his final performance, he died from a massive heart attack right there on the stage in front of over 250 onlookers in the audience! He was only 25 years old!

OK, here is one more cartoon drawing. Do you all remember a comic book character by Harvey Comics of a fat girl named Little Lotta? Harvey Comics was popular among kids back in the 1960s, but I don't think they're published anymore.

I have taken the original version of Little Lotta, when she was a kid in grad school, and I have created an adult version of her at the age of 19 and she has become even more obese, and now goes by the name of Big Lona! Here she is, both the original version of Little Lotta and my new improved version of Little Lotta as Big Lona!

Here she is! Big Lona! As you can see, she has become apple-shaped, which is rather unusual for females. Since her huge round belly now hangs down so low, she can't wear mini-skirts anymore, and so, she must wear skirts that are longer than knee length, or otherwise, a mini-skirt would be hidden under her low-hanging belly, and then, she would look as though she wasn't wearing a skirt at all. Also, the reason why she became apple-shaped is because she is such an unmitigated glutton that she had stretched her stomach out so much that it would hang down over the front of her skirt after eating one of her really huge meals, and she has become an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic as a result. When she was just a little girl in grade school, she would go to an All You Can Eat Buffet and consume about 21 tray-loads of food. But now, she is able to consume at least 150 tray-load so food. Is it no wonder why her belly became so huge, and no wonder why she has become apple-shape instead of pear-shaped as most females tend to be?

Well, there you have it!

Anyway . . . . . once again!

My new change in policy when it comes to creating any more new drawing of super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males.

From now on, from this day forth, when you see any of my drawings of a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, if his belly only hangs down over his groin or less then half-way down over his thighs, then he'll still be wearing shorts or pants.

But if he is a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male his belly hangs down more than half-way down over his thighs or down to his knees, or lower, then he will be in the nude, and naked as the day he was born!

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