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Wednesday, February 4, 2009



What's the good news you ask?

Is it about something that will restore your hair?

The answer is a resounding NO!!! Forget that!!!

Most hair restore products don't work, at least not for all men who are going bald or have gone bald on top of their heads.

So then, what is the good news?

The good news is this . . . . .

That if you happen to be a greedy happy glutton who really loves to eat, then male-pattern baldness is the best thing that can ever happen to you! It can be your key to perfect happiness and joyful bliss.

Here is a video that celebrates being fat and bald.

It is titled The Fat And Bald Song.

Anyway, being bald-headed can set you free from many so-called responsibilities, and you will no longer feel the need to account to anybody else for your life-style choices.

For example:

Have you ever had some young lady tell you, that you would look so much better, if only you would lose some weight? Have You ever been told, that she would even go out with you on a date after you have slimmed down?

And then . . . . . . .

After having lost a lot of weight, and working out at the gym, building up muscles and getting your body all toned up, and feeling that you look really fantastic, and finally, you ask this young lady if she would still like to go out on a date with you, and she says, "Well, your body does look a Hell of a lot better. In fact, it looks absolutely fantastic! But NO! I still won't go out with you, because you're head is bald and ugly, and I won't go out with any man with an ugly bald head! Not even if he has a good looking body. Sorry!" and then, she walks away, telling you to never call her again.

Now, isn't that nice?


First she tells you, that you would look much better if you weren't so fat, and then after losing all that weight, slimming down and working out, she then tells you that you're still too ugly because you're bald!

Now, that's real nice! Isn't it?

Yeah, we know, life is unfair, but the fact remains, that most people, both men and women, think that we bald-headed men are ugly! There have even been some cases where some women have actually divorced their husbands, just simply because they have gone bald. Of course, both men and women have divorced their spouses for being too fat, so sometimes we men can be just as guilty of being shallow and vane.

OK, to be fair, not all women are so shallow and vane. There are some women who think that bald men are handsome and good looking, and even more sexy. There are such "sex symbols "as Yule Brenner, and Patric Steward who plays Captain Jean Luc Picard on Star Trek The Next Generation. And of course in this future time, the 24th century, as depicted in the Star Trek series, people in the future will probably not be as vane and shallow as so many people are today. We can only hope that in the future, the human race will have outgrown its peddy prejudices.

So, there are some women who do think that bald-headed men are good looking and even sexy. But, unfortunately, such women are few and far between. The majority of women, and even most men, still think that bald-headed guys are ugly.

So, what are you going to do?

Well then, many people also think that you're ugly because you're too fat as well as there are many people will think you're ugly because you're bald.

You can always lose some weight, and if you're not bald-headed, then most people will think that you look a Hell of a lot better. They won't think you're ugly anymore. But if you're fat AND bald, then forget it!!! Even after losing a lot of weight, most people will still think you're ugly because of your bald head!

Yeah, you can always try to lose some weight, But if you also happen to be bald, then there is nothing you can do about that! So, why even bother to go on a diet and work out at a gym to lose weight? It really makes no difference whether you lose weight or not. If you're bald, then you'll be fat, bald, and ugly, and if you manage to get thin, then you'll be skinny, bald, and ugly! Therefore, it's really not worth the effort, and the struggle to lose weight, because fat or thin, you'll still be ugly, because you're bald, and there is nothing you can do to change that!

You can lose weight, but you can't grow back the hair you have lost after you have gone bald. So, if you're bald and ugly, then why even bother to go on some awful diet? Why put yourself through a lot of suffering, being hungry all the time from constant hunger? Especially if you love to eat!!!

And so . . . . .

Which is better?

To be thin, bald, and ugly, and suffer constant hunger after losing a lot of weight, or to be fat, bald, and ugly, and eat as much as you like and have a comfortably full belly?

Well, since I love to eat, and I can't stand being hungry all the time, then the answer is really quite simple.

If given a choice between being thin, bald, and ugly, and always feeling hungry, then, I would much rather be fat, bald, and ugly! If you get thin, bald and ugly, you will feel hungry all the time, and no lady will want to go out on a date with you because you're still ugly with that bald head of yours.

But if you're fat, bald and ugly, then don't even bother to do on a diet, or work out at a gym. Just go ahead and eat as much as you please, and just kick back and relax, and stay fat, and keep on growing fatter. So, if you're already ugly because of your bald head, then you might as well just go ahead and eat as much as you like, and just grow bigger, fatter, and uglier!

So now, you have a damn good excuse for being fat!

You're ugly because you're bald, so just go ahead and eat as much as you please, and get as big and fat as you please, and just kick back and relax, and enjoy your food, and enjoy your life!

You have been set free! Free at last! So, enjoy your new found freedom!

I am also bald and ugly, and I'm also fat! So, I'm fat, bald, and ugly! Therefore, I'm going to eat as much as I like and get as fat as I please, because no matter how much weight I may lose I will still be ugly because I'm bald. So, I would much rather be fat, bald, and ugly, instead of being thin, bald, and ugly! Since I'm bald, I know that I will always be ugly, fat or thin, I'll always be ugly because of my bald head!

Actually, I'm really very happy and glad that I'm bald and ugly! It has given me far more freedom. It has set me free! I don't have to go on a diet, and be unhappy and miserable trying to starve myself to stay thin, because I know that I'll still be ugly after losing weight since I have an ugly bald head.

And so, because I'm bald and ugly, I've been set free to eat as much as I like and to get
as fat as I please! And, since I'm already bald and ugly, then I may as well just go ahead and eat as much as I like to get even fatter than I am now! So, I'll just get bigger and fatter, and uglier to go along with my already ugly bald head!

Being bald and ugly gives you more freedom to eat as much as you like and grow fatter and fatter! Therefore, we bald-headed ugly people don't have to go on diets to lose weight., because we're free to eat as much as we like, and get as fat as we please.


Ah! I just love being fat, bald, and ugly!

Please click on this picture for a much
larger view that is a lot easier to read.

So, in conclusion . . . . .

If you happen to be bald and ugly, like me, then go ahead and add being fat, to being bald and ugly, and become FAT, bald and ugly instead of being just plane bald and ugly.


As long as your bald and ugly, then you do not need to go on a diet. You don't need to lose weight. If you're bald and ugly, it's OK to be a glutton and eat as much as you like. It's OK to be fat, and to keep on growing fatter and fatter.

Since you're already ugly because of your bald head, than it doesn't matter if getting bigger and fatter makes you even more ugly. You have a perfect excuse for not losing weight, and growing fatter and fatter every day.


We men who are bald and ugly, we have more freedom than good-looking people, and those of us guys who are FAT, bald, and ugly, we have even more freedom! We are free from all obligations and responsibilities, because it's harder for us fat, bald, and ugly men to get decent jobs. Men have been passed over for job promotions just for being bald while the promotion goes to some good looking guy with a full head of hair.

So, we don't owe society a damn thing! We don't have to do jack-shit! Because we can't get hired for decent jobs, and because we get passed over for promotions, then we might as well go on disability, and collect that check, and just stay home and watch TV, drink beer, and eat and sleep and grow fatter and fatter!

That is our right! Because we are FAT, bald,and UGLY!!!

And so, being bald and ugly gives you a license to eat as much as you please, to become . . . . .



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