FAT CARTOONS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET WITH
MY VERSIONS OF THE SAME AND ALSO SOME OF MY
VERY OWN ORIGINAL CREATIONS.
MY VERSIONS OF THE SAME AND ALSO SOME OF MY
VERY OWN ORIGINAL CREATIONS.
While cruising the Internet I have come across many editorial cartoons in the medical and the political web site articles about obesity, and some of the cartoons I have seen are from the cartoon stock web sites. But I feel that the editorial cartoons depicting people who are overweight, fat, or obese, well . . . to me, they are not fat enough for my taste. They are way way way too thin to satisfy me! So, I have re-edited many of these cartoons to make my characters much fatter, even more obese.
These so-called professional cartoonists, well . . . they really do not know how to illustrate really good obesity cartoons. Their cartoon characters are way way way too thin to satisfy me! So, I like to make improvements or enhancements, and also colorizing the black & whit cartoons.
These cartoonist on the Internet really do not know how to depict obesity. Nobody knows how to do obesity as I do here on my web blog, THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG! Here, only we know how to do obesity!
And so . . . I will show the original version of each cartoon, and then my enhanced version. Some of the originals are in black & white, and I have colorized them while making the characters depicted even more and more obese than the originals. Also, I like to make up a little story to go with each enhanced version of the original cartoon.
Before I go on to some of the latest cartoons from around the Internet, I will start with what my first two drawings that were inspired by an old drawing from a Charles Dickens novel titled The Pickwick Papers which was written back in 1836.
The first picture below is an old 1836 illustration of "Joe, the fat boy" who was depicted in the Charles Dickens novel about the Pickwick Club.
Front wrapper from «The posthumous paper of the
Pickwick Club» by Charles Dickens and drawn of Joe
The illustration above is taken from a novel titled The Pickwick Papers First published serially from 1836 to 1837 under the pseudonym Boz and in book form in 1837. This first fictional work by Charles Dickens. Here is a quot from the posthumous paper of the Pickwick Club, Charles Dickens 1836 ". . . and on the box sat a fat and red-faced boy, in a state of somnolency . . . the fat boy rose, opened his eyes, swallowed a hugh piece of pie he had been in the act of masticating when he fell asleep . . . Joe-dams the boy he's gone to sleep again."
It was necessary to wait more than 150 years so that Bickelmann et al found a patophysiological explanation to the "phenotype" of Joe, "this fat red-faced boy, that snores as his wait at table, becomes easily asleep and then stop to breath", when they described apneas and alveolar hypo-ventilation in these subjects.
The link between obesity and respiratory failure is not fortuitous. Obesity, well known as a cardiovascular risk factor is also a "respiratory" risk factor. The respiratory consequences of obesity aggravated if patient suffers also of sleep apnea or COPD, may explain the occurrence of life-threatening respiratory failure.
Moreover, in our modern society with 20-30% of the adult population being diagnosed with obesity, with a growing prevalence of this condition ,we can easily understand the more and more important place of obesity within the causes of respiratory failure.
So, in the story written by Charles Dickens, we have this "Joe the fat boy" who nods off and falls asleep off and on throughout the day and snores loudly. This condition was known back in the 1800s as The Pickwickian Syndrome or what we today call Sleep Apnea.
Of course, Sleep Apnea dose not necessarily occur exclusively in obese people. It can occur in people who are not overweight or even thin people and it's been know to occur in little children. Yes, obesity greatly increases the risk of getting Sleep Apnea. I does happen more often in people who are obese, and it happens more often to men than to woman.
So, if you happen to have Sleep Apnea, you now know that your condition was described in a Charles Dickens novel written back in 1836 depicting "Joe the fat boy" and what was called The Pickwickian Syndrome back then is now called Sleep Apnea.
Anyway, the illustration in the old Charles Dickens novel was my inspiration to create the following picture as depicted below.
My 21st century version of Joe the fat boy
And so, here is my very own 21st century version of Joe the fat boy. Notice he is much more obese than the original as depicted by Charles Dickens back in 1836. In my 21 century version of Joe, he has a much bigger belly that hangs down much lower and I made him bald on top of his head. I like to make my fat cartoon characters bald because I'm also bald on top of my head.
And now, in the next picture below, I make Joe the fat boy even more super super super morbidly obese. I know absolutely no limit!
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read view
As my 21st century version of Joe becomes more and more obese his huge groin below the waist hangs down lower and lower. Since his enormous groin area hangs down over his thighs, down below his knees, and down to his feet, it has obviously become physically impossible for him to engage in sexual intercourse or to even have a partial erection because his gigantic groin hangs down over his penis. Back in the 18th and 19th centuries, young guys and gals were sometime forced to wear chastity belts to keep them from having sex. But my 21st century version of Joe doesn't need to wear a chastity belt to prevent him from engaging in sex. That's because he has a great big chastity belly! He can't get it up because his huge groin keeps it down!
And now we return back to the very first picture that was first shown at the top of this article as depicted again below.
This 21st century of version of Joe the fat boy is obviously pear-shaped, and so, I was inspired to come up with an apple-shaped version of Joe The Fat Boy as in the next picture below.
These so-called professional cartoonists, well . . . they really do not know how to illustrate really good obesity cartoons. Their cartoon characters are way way way too thin to satisfy me! So, I like to make improvements or enhancements, and also colorizing the black & whit cartoons.
These cartoonist on the Internet really do not know how to depict obesity. Nobody knows how to do obesity as I do here on my web blog, THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG! Here, only we know how to do obesity!
And so . . . I will show the original version of each cartoon, and then my enhanced version. Some of the originals are in black & white, and I have colorized them while making the characters depicted even more and more obese than the originals. Also, I like to make up a little story to go with each enhanced version of the original cartoon.
Before I go on to some of the latest cartoons from around the Internet, I will start with what my first two drawings that were inspired by an old drawing from a Charles Dickens novel titled The Pickwick Papers which was written back in 1836.
The first picture below is an old 1836 illustration of "Joe, the fat boy" who was depicted in the Charles Dickens novel about the Pickwick Club.
Front wrapper from «The posthumous paper of thePickwick Club» by Charles Dickens and drawn of Joe
It was necessary to wait more than 150 years so that Bickelmann et al found a patophysiological explanation to the "phenotype" of Joe, "this fat red-faced boy, that snores as his wait at table, becomes easily asleep and then stop to breath", when they described apneas and alveolar hypo-ventilation in these subjects.
The link between obesity and respiratory failure is not fortuitous. Obesity, well known as a cardiovascular risk factor is also a "respiratory" risk factor. The respiratory consequences of obesity aggravated if patient suffers also of sleep apnea or COPD, may explain the occurrence of life-threatening respiratory failure.
Moreover, in our modern society with 20-30% of the adult population being diagnosed with obesity, with a growing prevalence of this condition ,we can easily understand the more and more important place of obesity within the causes of respiratory failure.
So, in the story written by Charles Dickens, we have this "Joe the fat boy" who nods off and falls asleep off and on throughout the day and snores loudly. This condition was known back in the 1800s as The Pickwickian Syndrome or what we today call Sleep Apnea.
Of course, Sleep Apnea dose not necessarily occur exclusively in obese people. It can occur in people who are not overweight or even thin people and it's been know to occur in little children. Yes, obesity greatly increases the risk of getting Sleep Apnea. I does happen more often in people who are obese, and it happens more often to men than to woman.
So, if you happen to have Sleep Apnea, you now know that your condition was described in a Charles Dickens novel written back in 1836 depicting "Joe the fat boy" and what was called The Pickwickian Syndrome back then is now called Sleep Apnea.
Anyway, the illustration in the old Charles Dickens novel was my inspiration to create the following picture as depicted below.
My 21st century version of Joe the fat boyAnd so, here is my very own 21st century version of Joe the fat boy. Notice he is much more obese than the original as depicted by Charles Dickens back in 1836. In my 21 century version of Joe, he has a much bigger belly that hangs down much lower and I made him bald on top of his head. I like to make my fat cartoon characters bald because I'm also bald on top of my head.
And now, in the next picture below, I make Joe the fat boy even more super super super morbidly obese. I know absolutely no limit!
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewAs my 21st century version of Joe becomes more and more obese his huge groin below the waist hangs down lower and lower. Since his enormous groin area hangs down over his thighs, down below his knees, and down to his feet, it has obviously become physically impossible for him to engage in sexual intercourse or to even have a partial erection because his gigantic groin hangs down over his penis. Back in the 18th and 19th centuries, young guys and gals were sometime forced to wear chastity belts to keep them from having sex. But my 21st century version of Joe doesn't need to wear a chastity belt to prevent him from engaging in sex. That's because he has a great big chastity belly! He can't get it up because his huge groin keeps it down!
And now we return back to the very first picture that was first shown at the top of this article as depicted again below.
This 21st century of version of Joe the fat boy is obviously pear-shaped, and so, I was inspired to come up with an apple-shaped version of Joe The Fat Boy as in the next picture below.
In my apple-shaped 21st century version of Joe the fat boy, not only does he have Sleep Apnea or Pickwickian Syndrome, but he also has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. He's only 23 years old and suffered his first heart attack about 3 months after his 19th birthday and his second heart attack about 5 months after his 21st birthday.Of course, because he's apple-shaped, he dose not have that huge groin hanging down over his penis like the pear-shaped version of Joe, so he is able to have erections or at least partial erections. His groin is only somewhat enlarged but not large enough to hang down over his penis to interfere with having any erections, so his penis can press up against is groin. But his upper-belly above the waist hangs down over his groin and down over his thighs and down below his knees. So, he is able to have erections or at least partial erections with his penis pointing upward into the skin-fold between his groin and low-hanging belly, and he is able to ejaculate into the skin-fold. But he is unable to engage in any sexual intercourse because his belly above the groin area hangs down over the groin and erect penis, and down below the groin area, and down over his thighs to his knees. And so, all he can do is ejaculate into the skin-fold under his low-hanging upper-belly, therefore, in effect, fucking himself! But he is unable to engage in any sexual intercourse.
And now . . . . . . .
we shall continue with my series of more cartoons from various web sited around the Internet.
First I show the original version of each cartoon, then I show my more enhanced version of each one. Some of the original cartoons are in black & white, and in my more enhanced versions, I have colorized them, adding color and making the cartoon characters even more obese than depicted in the originals .
You'll also notice that most of my obese cartoon characters are more apple-shaped than the originals and those who were not bald in the original versions, I made them go bald in my enhanced versions.
I like depicting super morbidly obese apple-shaped bald-headed males. The apple-shape is more fun because being apple-shaped is far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped. Being apple-shaped greatly increases one's risk of having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but it's a lot more fun to be bald headed and apple-shaped.
As I have said many times before in my articles, being apple-shaped is more fun than being pear-shaped. That is because, if you're apple-shaped, it's very hard to find shirts that are large enough to completely cover your great big belly, and your huge round belly hangs down over the waistband of your pants causing your pants to slide half-way down on your ass. So you get to go around out in public, showing off your bellybutton and your butt-crack, and mooning everybody around you. And so once again, although being apple-shape is far more dangerous to your health than being pear-shaped, that's OK because you will still have a lot more fun during your much shorter life expectancy.
So, I guess that you could say, that I truly have a kind of a "morbid fascination" with the super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male body. And that is why I like to depict most of my super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with such extreme amounts of upper-body-fat until their upper arms and forearms, and even their necks are bigger around than their hips, and also, with a bald head. Another words, I like to depict the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male, who will always have Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease and a shorter life expectancy. And so, to me, the more apple-shaped morbidly obese bald-headed males are so much more fun to draw than the pear-shaped obese males. It's because they can't find shirts large enough to cover their bellybuttons and can't even keep their pants from sliding half-way down on their butts and showing off their butt-cracks.
And now . . . . . . . we come to the first of our Internet cartoons of obesity. Here we have two guys working in a business type of environment. The guy on the right has and obvious paunch. Naturally he's apple-shaped since his belly is bigger around than his hips
WOW! Do you call this a fat cartoon? Hell no! I don't call this a fat cartoon! No way! To me, he is not fat, not by any stretch of the imagination. Yeah, he's got a round little beer gut, but to me, he is way too skinny for me to call this a fat cartoon.Now, in the next image below he as gained weight and lost hair. Another words, he has an expanding waistline and a receding hairline, a huge round pot belly with a bald head, This is what every gluttonous male hopes to achieve. But he is still too thin. His belly should be hanging down to his knees.
You notice now, that he is no longer wearing his business suit. His belly had become so huge that he can't find any shirts large enough to completely cover his belly anymore. Also his belly hangs down over the waistband of his pants causing his pants to slide half-way down on his butt. He is now unemployed because at the work place nobody appreciates seeing him going around showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, so he now gets an unemployment check and just sits around the house eating and sleeping, watching TV and guzzling beer and growing fatter every day.The next picture below is a colorized version of the enhanced cartoon. Yeah, he wears great big shirts and small shorts, a dangerous combination!
Notice how his arms are much bigger around than his legs! In fact, both his upper arms and forearms are even bigger around than his hips, so he has a huge round belly, a small butt, and skinny legs, which is very dangerous to ones health. He looks like he's only minutes away from having a massive heat attack. He has become diabetic and now requires insulin.The next picture below shows all three versions of the cartoon together in a single panel, the original version, the enhanced version, and the colorized enhanced version.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewAbout a couple of years after he lost his job, he died from a massive heart attack at the age of 36. He literally ate himself to death. Having a huge massive upper-body with a huge round belly, a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs, they apple-shape and put him at great risk of having type 2 diabetes and heart disease. Having skinny legs alone increased his risk of heart disease.
It's actually healthier to be a fat man with fat legs than to be a fat man with skinny legs. but it's really more fun to be a fat man with skinny legs. While obesity might increase the risk of heart disease, having skinny legs along with obesity makes it even worse. If you're going to be fat, it's much healthier to have fat legs than to have skinny legs. A fat man with fat legs will live much longer than a fat man with skinny legs. But a fat man with skinny legs has a lot more fun during his much shorter life expectancy.
Here are a couple of medical articles which explains all of this.
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Thinner thighs point to weak heart - study
* From correspondents in Paris * From: AFP * September 04, 2009 9:59AM
* Study links thin legs to heart disease
* Also links thin pins to premature death
* But Australian expert doubts findings
WOMEN and men with thighs under 24 inches in circumference face a far higher risk of premature death and heart disease, according to new study. Although an Australian researcher doubts the findings will be useful. The surprising find could provide doctors with an additional barometer of cardiac risk, the authors said in the British Medical Journal.
Berit Heitmann and Peder Frederiksen of Copenhagen University Hospital examined data for 1436 men and 1380 women whose body measurements were taken in Denmark in the late 1980s. Over the next dozen years, more than 400 participants died and another 540 suffered either cardiovascular or heart disorders.
Men outnumbered women roughly two to one.
Survivors without heart problems had significantly thicker thighs once other risk factors - obesity, smoking, high cholesterol - were taken into account, the investigators found. "A 'threshold effect' for thigh circumference was evident, with greatly increased risk of premature death below around 24 inches," the study concluded.
The bad news, for those with ham-like upper legs, is that bigger thighs did not seem to offer any advantage. "Above the threshold there seemed to be no additional benefit ... for either sex," the study said. Those with the thinnest thighs were more than three times likelier to die compared with those with the 24 inch thighs and more than twice as likely to have heart problems.
The Danish team suggest small thighs could be a pointer of low cardiac muscle mass, but further research is needed. Earlier studies have shown a clear link between heart disease and obesity or underweight, but this is the first to look at the implications of thigh size on coronary health. The authors suggest it could join other measures currently used to assess cardiac risks include body-mass index, as well as waist and hip circumference.
But at least one independent expert was skeptical that the new findings will become a diagnostic tool. "It seems unlikely that thigh circumference will be clinically useful," wrote Australian Ian Scott of the Princess Alexandra Hospital in Brisbane in a commentary published in the BMJ.
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And here is another article.
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Skinny thighs linked to heart disease
Research / Health Science
by Luci Ellis
New University of Copenhagen report shows that thin legs raise the risk of premature death and heart disease in both men and women
With the current fashion for skin-tight leggings and skinny jeans, many young women would kill for catwalk-thin thighs. However, a new Copenhagen study has found a link between slim thighs and the risk of cardiovascular illness such as heart disease, writes the American news site ajc.com.
A number of studies in the past have linked cardiovascular risk to obesity, measured either in body mass or waist circumference, but thigh circumference has never before been studied as a risk factor. This is the first time that someone has related thigh size to pathology, says study author Berit L Heitmann, professor of nutritional epidemiology at the University of Copenhagen Institute for Dietary Studies.
Lack of muscle is the problem
But do not be fooled into thinking that fat thighs are the way to longevity. Chubby legs do not give any survival benefits, according to the researchers. Indeed, the new study which observed nearly 3,000 men and women for more than 12 years, found that the ideal thigh measurement was in the neighbourhood of 60 centimetres, about 24 inches. It seems that it is not the lack of fat that is the problem, but the lack of muscle. According to the authors of the study, a lack of muscle mass can lead to insulin sensitivity and heart disease.
More research needed
The increased death risk for people with thin thighs was found to be independent of abdominal and general obesity, lifestyle, and cardiovascular risk factors such as blood pressure and lipids, the researchers wrote. More research is needed before the finding is put to medical use, Heitmann acknowledged.
If it is shown by other studies that this is not just chance but that there is a clinical relationship, this would be a good marker for increased risk over the next 10 to 12 years, she said.
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So, once again, here is my obese apple-shaped male with the skinny legs! Yes, being obese with skinny legs is more dangerous to your health than being obese with fat legs. But being an obese apple-shaped obese male with skinny legs is more fun, because it looks more comical.
Aw! Have you ever seen such a pathetic little butt and pathetically thin legs on such a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male!!! Ah! But it's really a lot of fun having a huge belly, a small butt, and skinny weak legs that must support a huge massive upper-body. He had a lot of fun, walking around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack. True, he didn't live very long, only 36 years, but, what the Hell!!! He did have some fun during his short life.
Now the next cartoon below is a classic. I like this one, but I don't call that a beer belly! No way!
It's actually healthier to be a fat man with fat legs than to be a fat man with skinny legs. but it's really more fun to be a fat man with skinny legs. While obesity might increase the risk of heart disease, having skinny legs along with obesity makes it even worse. If you're going to be fat, it's much healthier to have fat legs than to have skinny legs. A fat man with fat legs will live much longer than a fat man with skinny legs. But a fat man with skinny legs has a lot more fun during his much shorter life expectancy.
Here are a couple of medical articles which explains all of this.
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Thinner thighs point to weak heart - study
* From correspondents in Paris * From: AFP * September 04, 2009 9:59AM
* Study links thin legs to heart disease
* Also links thin pins to premature death
* But Australian expert doubts findings
WOMEN and men with thighs under 24 inches in circumference face a far higher risk of premature death and heart disease, according to new study. Although an Australian researcher doubts the findings will be useful. The surprising find could provide doctors with an additional barometer of cardiac risk, the authors said in the British Medical Journal.
Berit Heitmann and Peder Frederiksen of Copenhagen University Hospital examined data for 1436 men and 1380 women whose body measurements were taken in Denmark in the late 1980s. Over the next dozen years, more than 400 participants died and another 540 suffered either cardiovascular or heart disorders.
Men outnumbered women roughly two to one.
Survivors without heart problems had significantly thicker thighs once other risk factors - obesity, smoking, high cholesterol - were taken into account, the investigators found. "A 'threshold effect' for thigh circumference was evident, with greatly increased risk of premature death below around 24 inches," the study concluded.
The bad news, for those with ham-like upper legs, is that bigger thighs did not seem to offer any advantage. "Above the threshold there seemed to be no additional benefit ... for either sex," the study said. Those with the thinnest thighs were more than three times likelier to die compared with those with the 24 inch thighs and more than twice as likely to have heart problems.
The Danish team suggest small thighs could be a pointer of low cardiac muscle mass, but further research is needed. Earlier studies have shown a clear link between heart disease and obesity or underweight, but this is the first to look at the implications of thigh size on coronary health. The authors suggest it could join other measures currently used to assess cardiac risks include body-mass index, as well as waist and hip circumference.
But at least one independent expert was skeptical that the new findings will become a diagnostic tool. "It seems unlikely that thigh circumference will be clinically useful," wrote Australian Ian Scott of the Princess Alexandra Hospital in Brisbane in a commentary published in the BMJ.
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And here is another article.
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Skinny thighs linked to heart disease
Research / Health Science
by Luci Ellis
New University of Copenhagen report shows that thin legs raise the risk of premature death and heart disease in both men and women
With the current fashion for skin-tight leggings and skinny jeans, many young women would kill for catwalk-thin thighs. However, a new Copenhagen study has found a link between slim thighs and the risk of cardiovascular illness such as heart disease, writes the American news site ajc.com.
A number of studies in the past have linked cardiovascular risk to obesity, measured either in body mass or waist circumference, but thigh circumference has never before been studied as a risk factor. This is the first time that someone has related thigh size to pathology, says study author Berit L Heitmann, professor of nutritional epidemiology at the University of Copenhagen Institute for Dietary Studies.
Lack of muscle is the problem
But do not be fooled into thinking that fat thighs are the way to longevity. Chubby legs do not give any survival benefits, according to the researchers. Indeed, the new study which observed nearly 3,000 men and women for more than 12 years, found that the ideal thigh measurement was in the neighbourhood of 60 centimetres, about 24 inches. It seems that it is not the lack of fat that is the problem, but the lack of muscle. According to the authors of the study, a lack of muscle mass can lead to insulin sensitivity and heart disease.
More research needed
The increased death risk for people with thin thighs was found to be independent of abdominal and general obesity, lifestyle, and cardiovascular risk factors such as blood pressure and lipids, the researchers wrote. More research is needed before the finding is put to medical use, Heitmann acknowledged.
If it is shown by other studies that this is not just chance but that there is a clinical relationship, this would be a good marker for increased risk over the next 10 to 12 years, she said.
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So, once again, here is my obese apple-shaped male with the skinny legs! Yes, being obese with skinny legs is more dangerous to your health than being obese with fat legs. But being an obese apple-shaped obese male with skinny legs is more fun, because it looks more comical.
Aw! Have you ever seen such a pathetic little butt and pathetically thin legs on such a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male!!! Ah! But it's really a lot of fun having a huge belly, a small butt, and skinny weak legs that must support a huge massive upper-body. He had a lot of fun, walking around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack. True, he didn't live very long, only 36 years, but, what the Hell!!! He did have some fun during his short life.Now the next cartoon below is a classic. I like this one, but I don't call that a beer belly! No way!
So, I made made some improvements and enhancements as depicted in the next cartoon below.
Now, this is what I call a beer belly! He has a nice great big round belly that hangs down almost to his knees. Also, his arms are bigger around than his legs. But his arms are not yet as big around as his hips. To become the perfect apple-shaped obese male, he need to gain more weight on his upper-body until his arms are bigger around than his hips. Of course, he has lost the remaining hair on top of his head which is good. The perfect obese male is apple-shaped and bald on top of his head, and his arms should be bigger around than his hips.The next picture below shows the two cartoons side by side for a good comparison. The original on the left, and my improved and enhanced version on the right.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewYES! The cartoon on the right is much better! Every apple-shaped obese male should be proud to show off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public while walking the streets.
The next picture below is another original cartoon from the Internet. I don't call this a fat cartoon. These guys are way too skinny. They need to be much fatter.
The next picture below is another original cartoon from the Internet. I don't call this a fat cartoon. These guys are way too skinny. They need to be much fatter.
These guys are not fat yet, and the taller guy on the right still has way too much hair on his head. They both need to gain a lot more weight, and the guy on the right need to lose some of his hair, especially on top of his head. So, they are not yet true obese males. Now, the next picture below shows my improved and enhanced version of the original cartoon. It is much better than the original. This is truly an obesity cartoon.
Yes, this is so much better. Their great big round bellies hang down below their knees, and the guy on the right has gone bald on top of his head, and his upper-arms are bigger around than his hips. But his forearms are still not yet bigger around then his hips. He still needs to gain more weight on his upper-body and the guy on the left is still too thin.The next picture below shows the two different versions of the cartoons compared.
Again, the cartoon on the top is the original version while the cartoon on the bottom is my much better improved and enhanced version. Now, this is what I call a fat cartoon.The next picture below is another cartoon I found while cruising the Internet. This one is titled, "Twins" but they certainly don't look alike.
Again, as usual, the cartoon on the left is the original version while the one on the right is another one of my improved and enhanced versions. In my improved version, the guy on the right is the younger brother. I would say the skinny guy on the left is about 32 years old while his younger brother on the right is only 27 years old. This was before the younger brother died from a massive heart attack. He had three heart attacks, his first one at the age of 21, and his second heart attack at the age of 25. He finally died from his third heart attack about a month after his 27th birthday. Yes, he was a true glutton. His belly hung down to his feet.And of course, here is another original cartoon from somewhere on the Internet.
Yes, he has a nice great big round belly and his arms are just slightly bigger around than his legs, but he's still way too skinny because his belly does not hang down to his knees. He seriously needs to become more obese.Now, the next picture below is a side by side comparison of the original fat cartoon I had found on the Internet and my very own version of the cartoon.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewThe guy in the picture on the right is not merely and enhanced version of the guy on the left, but rather, he is the younger brother of the guy on the left. The picture on the left is of Freddy Kameahmeah, the uncrowned King of Hula Dancers. But his Hula hoop has not touched the ground in over six months. His belly is too big for him to do the Hula anymore. The picture on the right is of Freddy's younger brother. His younger brother is much taller, his arms are much fatter than his legs, and he has a much bigger belly that hangs down below his knees. He is also bald on top of his head while his older brother has a full head of hair. He doesn't even know what the Hell a Hula hoop is or what one is used for! All he knows is how to eat and sleep.
The next picture below is of our all time favorite, Fat Albert.
Now, I believe in equal opportunity obesity. Blacks also have a right to eat as much as they like and to become as obese as they please, so our friend Fat Albert has gone from being just Fat Albert to Super Morbidly Obese Albert. His belly now hangs down almost to his feet and he has also gone bald on top of his head. Yeah! Good for him! Now he really knows how to do obesity!OK, the next fat cartoon below just goes without saying.
As usual, the one on the right is my improved and enhanced version of the one on the left. His huge round belly now hangs down to the floor and of course, he has gone bald on top of his head. His upper-arms have become bigger around than his hips and his jacket does not cover his bellybutton, and he has a big roll of fat on his lower back that protrudes out much further than his butt, and he now wears his pants down lower on his hips. His pants keep falling down and somebody has to pull his pants up for him since he can't do it himself. This is what every super morbidly obese apple-shaped male hopes to achieve.The next cartoon is titled "Politically Correct" but this blog is "politically Incorrect" because we are in rebellion against the established societal norms. The USA in on an anti-obesity crusade, while here at my blog, we promote gluttony and obesity.
Here is the original version of the cartoon I found on the Internet.
Here is the original version of the cartoon I found on the Internet.
The super obese guy laying on his back is reading a Newspaper and the headline reads "TALLER PEOPLE MORE SUCCESSFUL" and he says to the other guy stand over him "Hey look I'm taller than you!" and of course, he is much taller laying down than standing up because of his huge belly protruding out so far in front of him. The other guy standing up is holding a Newspaper with a headline that reads "AMERICANS GETTING FATTER" and he looks down on the fat guy with disgust. Hey there fat boy! You're not going to be successful in life just laying down on your back. Not unless your goal in life is to set a new world's record for weight gain and obesity.Which he does, as depicted in my enhanced and improved colorized version of the original.
He as finally achieved his goal, so now hes even taller while laying down. His huge round belly rises more than 12 feet tall while he's laying on his back, and he can only lay on his back because his belly now also extends more than 2 yards beyond his feet! Way to go! He now weighs more than 10,000 pounds. That's about 5 tons! And of course, in my enhanced version, he has gone bald on top of his head. Baldness and obesity just goes good together. And who says that you can't continue to grow taller when you're and adult? Only super morbidly obese people can do it!The next one in an original black & white version of a cartoon concerning an obesity challenge.
Now just who are they trying to kid with this cartoon? I don't know if he's bald on top of his head or not because he's wearing a cap. He has a big butt that protrudes way out, but his belly is way too small. I don't call this a fat cartoon! It's still way to skinny to satisfy me!Now, the next one below is my colorized, improved, and enhanced version of the cartoon above.
Ah! Now this is much better! There is no way this fat boy is ever going to be able to ride on that little motor scooter. The whole thing could easily fit inside that great big stomach of his, and he would still have room for a keg of beer besides!Here's another original cartoon I found while cruising the Internet.
I certainly would NOT call this a "fat cartoon" at all. Yeah, here we have a typical middle-age male with a little bit of a paunch wearing a speedo on the beach, and the signs says nobody over the age of 21 is allowed to wear a speedo. Well to me that's discrimination. Anyway, to me, this guy is way too skinny.So, here is my enhanced and improved version.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewAh! Now this is much better! You see, these so called professional cartoonist really do not know how to depict fat people. Again, the cartoon on the left is the original version, and the much younger, much fatter, super morbidly obese apple-shaped bald-headed male is my new and improved version. The guy on the left is in his 50s while the guy on the right is only 17 years old and he's already bald on top of his head. Now, although I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself, I believe that all super morbidly obese males should be apple-shaped and prematurely bald on top of the head at a younger age, preferably during one's teen age years.
The next cartoon below is my colorized version of the super morbidly obese apple-shaped male.
The next cartoon below is my colorized version of the super morbidly obese apple-shaped male.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewHere he is at another beach, and here they allow males up to 25 years old to wear speedos but they have set a weight limit of 180 pounds. This kid is only 17 years old, and he's and insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease, so he feels that the rules on the beach discriminates against people with disabilities. I agree! I believe that he should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach. Also, he has almost achieved the perfect apple-shaped obese male body. His upper arms are bigger around than his hips, so he should be proud to wear his skimpy little speedo on the beach. Then he has gained enough weigh on his upper-body until his forearms are also bigger around then his hips, then he will have achieved the perfect apple-shaped obese male body. Of course, he won't live too much longer, because all perfect apple-shaped obese males die from heart attacks at a young age, but he will have achieved perfection.
Here's another original cartoon with the "fat man in a speedo" theme.
Here's another original cartoon with the "fat man in a speedo" theme.
Now, on this beach, the speedo rules are more liberal. Here they allow men up to age 30 to wear speedos on the beach, but this guy is getting busted because He's fat and bald and in his 60s. But again, I still say he should be allowed to wear a speedo. Actually, I really would not call this guy "fat" either. To me, he's still way too skinny!Now, here another one of my improved and enhanced versions of the original cartoon.
The officer writing the guy a ticket thinks this that this fat kid is over the age of 30, but the great big fat kid explains to the officer that he is actually only 17 years old! But the officer still believes that the fat kid is over the age of 30 because of his prematurely bald head. Oh! Like, come on officer! Please give the kid a break! OK???The next picture below is not exactly a cartoon, and certainly NOT a fat cartoon but rather some artwork that I found on the Internet.
I would say that this a drawing of a kid around 12 years old. He spends most of the time on the beach and hes always guzzling sodas that are loaded with sugar, and he also eats a lot of junk food, and eventually it will catch up to him.
The next picture below is another one of my improvements and enhancements into a fat cartoon.
The next picture below is another one of my improvements and enhancements into a fat cartoon.
On the left, he was about 12 years old. On the right is the same kid 5 years later at the age of about 17 years. The past 5 years of guzzling sodas loaded with sugar and eating junk food has finally paid of. He is now 17 years old guzzling beer instead of sodas, and already he's gone bald on top of his head. like, it's HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW! And he now has a huge round belly that hangs almost down to his knees completely hiding is speedo! NOW YOU SEE IT! NOW YOU DON'T! He has also developed insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, but he obviously does not care. He loves being super morbidly obese. He's a true happy glutton!In the next picture below is the same fat kid again, now 19 years old and even fatter!
Here he is at 19 years old, still roaming the beach and guzzling beer. His huge round belly is even bigger now and hangs way down below his knees almost down to his feet! This was his last day on the beach when he died of a massive heart attack at only 19 years old. But he was perfectly happy and contented to the very end. He went out in a really big way like a true glutton.The next series of cartoons is what I call my Father & Son series. Here is the first one.
This one is the original version that I found while cruising the Internet for more fat cartoons. The kid gets his vertical height marked on the wall while the father gets his weight gain marked on the wall horizontally as his belly protrudes out further while he continues to gain more weight. Eventually we all stop growing vertically but some of us continue growing horizontally. He is the typical apple-shaped overweight male having a big pot-belly and a small butt, however, he is not what I would call fat. Not yet.The next cartoon below is my improved and enhanced version of the original.
It's now a few years later. The kid has grown taller and his father as grown much fatter. Now he is obese and his belly protrudes out even further, and his arms are now bigger around than his legs, and he has gone bald on top of his head.The next picture below is aside by side comparison of the original version and my improved and enhanced version of the original.
The kid has grown from 4 feet tall to 5 feet tall while his ol' man has grown from 223 pounds to 750 pounds. He has also become diabetic and has developed heart disease.The next picture below shows even more improvements over the original version.
It a few more years later, the kid is now 5 feet 6 inches tall and his father now weighs more than a tom at 2,750 pounds, setting a new world's record. Good for him!Here are some more Father & Son fat cartoons. The next one below is the original version. As I have said befor, I like to make up stories to go with the cartoons.
The kid says to his father "When I grow up, I want to be fat like you." because he admires his father. His father is a big man, so he wants to grow up to be a big man. His father is flattered, but he advises his son to not deliberately gain weight until he is about 18 years old, because the CPS, Child Protective Services might intervene and accuse the father of child abuse by allowing or encouraging the kid to overeat to become obese. He feels that it's not until the kid is 18 that he would be mature enough to decide whether or not he still want's to be fat like his father.The next picture below is my enhanced version of the original.
It's now a few years later, the father has become even more obese and the kid has grown taller but he's still not fat like his ol' man yet, but he still says he wants to be fat like his father when he grows up despite the fact that his father had survived a severe heart attack. He asked his kid, "are you sure you still want to be fat like me when you grow up? I could have died from my recent heart attack. I'm lucky to still be alive." and the kid say that he still wants to be fat just like him, even if it means having a heart attack, he still want to be fat like his father when he grows up. Then the father asked his kid "what if I had died from my heart attack? Would you still want to be fat like me when you grow up?" and the kid answered that even if he had died form his heart attack, the he would still want to be fat like him when he grows up.The next picture below shows Father & Son a few more years later.
It's some more years later. The father is now even more super super morbidly obese and he managed to survive his second heart attack which was even worse than his first one. The kid has grown taller and is now 21 years old. When he had turned 18, he was at the age where he was legally adult enough to make his own decisions, and so, he still wanted to be fat like his father. He began eating more and more, making a total glutton of himself and gaining lots of weight, Now at the age of 21, he has become obese, not like his father yet, but he will eventually get there. He shaves his head so he is bald like his father, and he has grown a respectable pair of love-handles that are much wider than his hips and his shorts slide half-way down on his butt showing off his butt-crack and his belly now hangs down to his knees when standing up, and like his father, he had become diabetic when he was only 19 years old.OK, here's another so called "fat cartoon" from around the Internet. Ho hum! Boring! The following series of cartoons below are base on the Doctor & Patient theme.
Again I say, these these so called professional cartoonists really do not know how to do obesity. This guy is still way way way too thin. Hey! If you're going to to do fat cartoons, do it right! OK? Only I know how to do obesity!Again, as usual I have to show these guys how to do it right! My next picture below is my improved and enhanced version of the original.
Yes! This is so much better! This is my black & white version, Notice the much bigger belly, and being apple-shaped he has a massive upper-body with a huge round belly, a small butt, and pathetically skinny legs.The picture below is my colorized version of the same fat cartoon.
Yeah! This one is even better! I prefer drawing apple-shaped obese males with huge massive upper-bodies, great big round bellies, small butts and skinny legs. I also like drawing all of my fat guys wearing shorts instead of long pants.Here is another original "fat cartoon" also based on the Patient & Doctor theme. Again, I would not call this a fat cartoon. Not yet anyway.
This is hardly what I would call a fat couple. Yes, a typical overweight couple but not really fat. In fact, to me they are the typical average American. With approximately 70% percent of the population in the USA being overweight to obese, then overweight is now the new normal.The next picture below is another one of my improved, enhanced, and colorized versions of the original cartoon.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewAgain, this one is much better! His belly is much bigger and hangs down lower. He's wearing shorts instead of long pants and his shorts are half-way down on his ass showing off his butt-crack, his arms are bigger around than his legs, and he has gone bald on top of his head. Yeah! This one is much better!
The next one below is how the two cartoons compare. The original version and my improved and enhanced version.
The next one below is how the two cartoons compare. The original version and my improved and enhanced version.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewThe next cartoon below is another one from Politically Correct. Yeah, this guy is kind of chubby, but still not obese enough to satisfy me!
He wants to sue a fast food restaurant for millions of dollars because after eating their food for a number of years, he has become fat.Again, as usual, my own improved, enhanced, and colorized version of the original.
Now in this cartoon this guy is even more obese and he's gone bald, and in this version, he wants to sue the fast food restaurant for billions of dollars instead of just millions as in the previous original cartoon.Again, the next picture below is my side by side comparison of the original version on the left and my improved version on the right.
Yeah, I like my version of the cartoon much better. The one on the right is the true glutton. A true apple-shaped male glutton has a great big round belly that hangs down below his knees and is unable to keep his pants from sliding down on his ass showing off his butt-crack.And here is another one of my improved versions. This one is even better!
Now he is even more super super super morbidly obese, and this time he wast to sue the fast food restaurant for trillions of dollars. Yeah right! Like that's gonna work! Hey buddy, you are a greedy glutton and we gluttons can't sue a restaurant just simply because we can't control how much we like to eat. Go home Fat Boy! Just go home and kick back and relax on your couch, let your great big belly hang down to the floor, eat some more and guzzle some beer and watch TV and just learn to be happy with yourself. OK?Here's another "fat cartoon" from around the Internet.
Again, as usual, it's in black & white and although this guy is quite obese, he is still not fat enough to satisfy me! He's still way way way too skinny for me to call this a fat cartoon. A chubby cartoon perhaps, but most definitely not a fat cartoon.The next cartoon below is my own improved, enhanced, and colorized version.
Now, again, this is much better! His huge belly hangs down just below his knees, his arms are fatter than his legs, and his shorts are sliding down on his ass showing off his butt-crack. He want's to buy some more hamburgers but the skinny little punk behind the cashiers counter says "Sorry sir, you've had enough." like, yeah right! Hey punk! It's my money and if I want to spend it on more food, then that's my choice. How can a restaurant stay in business when they turn customers away? If I want to eat until my belly hangs down to the floor and my shorts fall down around my ankles, then that's my own damn business!The next picture below is a side by side comparison between the original version and my own improved and enhanced colorized version. version.
This cartoon reflect the philosophy of my Biggest Fattest Blog. There is no such thing as too much food. Too much is never enough, and more is even better. We gluttons believe that no matter how much we eat it's still not enough. We must have more, and even that's is still not enough. The more food the better.Here is another cartoon based on the "love handles" theme. This one is the original.
Hey skinny! You call those love handles? You don't just grab your belly and call it love handles. You love handles are out at your sides just above your hips. You don't have love handles yet. Just keep on gaining and you'll get 'em!This next one below is my improved version of the original cartoon.
Now, you're beginning to get some love handles and a nice roll of fat on your lower back that protrudes out further than your butt. Your love handles are suppose to be much wider than your hips and begin to hang down over your hips. A nice pair of love handle causes your pants to slide down low on your hips. You know you have a nice pair of love handles when you have to keep pulling your pants up and your pants keep sliding back down again. In fact, you have a perfect pair of love handles when you can no longer reach around them to pull your pants up and somebody has to follow behind you and pull your pants up for you since you can't do it yourself.Again, as usual, another side by side comparison of the original and my own version.
Yes, much much better! And he's even gone bald on top of his head. When you can no longer reach around your love handles to pull up your pants anymore, and you can't even reach around wipe your own butt, then you have achieved the perfect love handles. We gluttons absolutely love our love handles.Here is another original fat cartoon with the fast food theme.
After ordering all that food, he then orders a DIET soda. Let me guess . . . he's trying to lose some weight. Yeah right! Like, after ordering a 5000 calorie meal, a DIET soda is going to help you lose some weight? Hey buddy! The only thing you're going to lose is your pants! You're already beginning to show off some butt-crack!The next cartoon below is my improved, enhanced, colorize, and more honest version.
Now this guy is more honest! Instead of a DIET soda, he orders a double thick chocolate malt to go with the 5000 calorie meal. This guy is a winner! He as won a much bigger belly and even broader love handles. He's a true glutton who knows he's not going to lose weight, nor does he even want to. He chooses NOT to lose weight. The only thing he's lost is some hair off the top of his head and he's about to lose his shorts! Every true glutton wants to gain weight and the only thing a true glutton want to lose is some hair off the top of his head and his pants! Now that's true gluttony! Gain weight, lose some hair and lose your pants!The next one as usual is my side by side comparison of the original and my own version.
They guy on the left is a hypocrite, ordering a DIET soda to go with his 5000 calorie meal while the more obese bald-headed gentleman on the right is a true blue and honest glutton ordering a double chocolate malt to go with his 5000 calorie meal. Here at The Biggest Fatted Blog our philosophy is, gain lots of weight, lose some hair, and lose your pants!The next fat cartoon below is the talking scale theme. This one is the original version.
The talking scale says it's unsuitable for males born after 2021, so this is sometime in the future. Again the character in this so-called "fat cartoon" is still way too thin.The next one below is of course my own improved and enhanced version of the original.
Again, now this one is much better. Now, this guy is even more obese and has gone bald. The talking scale says "Your weight exceeds the maximum capacity of this scale! Please us the truck scale across the street! Have a nice day Piggy!" Now that's what every true glutton would love to hear as a talking scale publicly announcing his weight for everyone else around to hear as well. YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewAnd again, another side by side comparison between the original on the left and my improved version on the right. These so-called professional cartoonists seriously need to learn how to do obesity and do it right!
Here is another original "fat cartoon" cartoon from around the Internet
Here he is getting a refund for his lap top computer because it's quite obvious that when he sits down his big belly completely covers his thighs and his lap, and the lap top computer thus rests on top of his belly, so he needs a belly top computer instead of a lap top. Of course, I still think this guy is way to skinny to be in a "fat cartoon" because his belly is not big enough and does not hang down low enough. His pants are sliding down on his ass showing off his butt-crack which is fine, and the skinny legs are OK, but his arms are too skinny. A super morbidly obese male should be a Hell of lot more apple-shaped with a more massive upper-body and his arms should be much fatter than his legs.The next cartoon below is my improved and enhanced version of the original.
Now this is much better! His huge round belly now hangs down below his knees almost to the floor, his love-handles hang down lower than his hips, and he's wearing shorts down low showing off his butt-crack and his skinny legs, and his arms are now much fatter than his legs, so he has become a true apple-shaped obese diabetic male glutton. Yes, this is much better!The next cartoon below as usual is another side by side comparison of the original cartoon on the left and my improved version on the right.
Yes! My version on the right is much better! Every true glutton hopes to have a great big round belly hanging down below his knees and love-handles hanging down lower than his hips and it he's an apple-shaped obese male, then he hopes to have arms bigger around than his legs or even bigger around than his hips.The next one below show the original version on the left, my improved and enhanced version in the center, and another improved fat cartoon on the right.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewIn the cartoon on the left, we have an elderly professor about 65 years old. As he weighs himself on his bathroom scale, his wife says to him "Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that's expanding!" and in the next cartoon in the middle he's now 78 years old and has become even more obese. As he weighs himself on his bathroom scale his wife says "When we were young before we got married you were slim and athletic and had a million dollar body. It's too bad that inflation has set in! I should be concerned about your health, but you're 78 years old so I guess that you still have some good years left yet." Well, he is somewhat pear-shaped and obese people who are more pear-shaped actually live longer than obese people who are apple-shaped, like their grandson in the cartoon on the right for example: He is apple-shaped and he tries to weight himself but he cant see the scale because his belly hangs down to his feet. His grandmother comes in as says "Your grandfather is 78 years old and although he is overweight he's in fairly good health for his age and weight. But you're only 32 years old and you have had three heart attacks! You had your first heart attack when you were only 19 years old!" Eventually, a few months later he had his final heart attack. He had won $5,000 in a pie eating contest, and when he was told that he had won, he paid no attention and wanted to keep on eating. He was told to stop eating because the contest was over. That was the rules. So, he gave them back the $5,000 dollars so that he could just sit there and eat more pies. He had put away 385 pies when all of a sudden he started gasping for air, and clutching at his chest he collapsed and died from a massive heart attack after winning a pie eating contest! What a glutton! But he died, like a true glutton!
The next picture below shows the original version and three more improved versions of the original cartoon. Actually, the last one is not an improvement, but rather a sad ending.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewIn cartoon #1 the overweight guy is sitting in his recliner front of his TV watching Sports and after he dropped his remote control he says to his wife "Help me Mary. The remote control has slipped from my grasp." so he expect his wife to pick it up for him. In cartoon #2 its a few years later, and like all obese apple-shaped males who are true gluttons, he is much fatter and his huge round belly rises up so high it blocks the view of his TV and his belly hangs down below his knees almost to his feet. He is unable to see the TV so he says to his wife "Help me Mary! I can't see the TV anymore! Can you have it mounted on the ceiling instead?" In cartoon #3 its a few more years later and his belly rises even higher and protrudes way out beyond his feet as he sits in his recliner. He is naked, no longer able to put on clothes anymore so he just sits around in the living room in the nude. He then says to his wife while gasping for air "Help me Mary! I'm having a heart attack! I'm gonna die!" and finally in cartoon #4, he has departed from the scene, and his widowed wife all dressed in black says to herself "Rest in peace Baby. I miss you so much." thus ends the story and the life on another super super morbidly obese diabetic glutton.
And now finally, the next series of eight cartoon pictures below are not copied from the Internet like all the others above. These are my own original creations.
Please note: This in only a fantasy! This is something that I really don't believe can possibly ever happen. But still, it's a fun fantasy. Maybe the first 4 or 5 cartoons might be possible, but as for the last three cartoon pictures . . . well . . . definitely not!
MY OWN ORIGINAL CREATIONS!!!
Please note: This in only a fantasy! This is something that I really don't believe can possibly ever happen. But still, it's a fun fantasy. Maybe the first 4 or 5 cartoons might be possible, but as for the last three cartoon pictures . . . well . . . definitely not!
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewHe is the world's biggest and greediest glutton, about 6 feet tall from head to toe but he is laying helplessly on his back completely immobile. His belly rises about 8 feet high and extend almost 2 years beyond his feet and he weighs about 5,700 pounds! He cries out "FEED ME! FEED ME! PLEASE SOMEBODY FEED ME! I'M SO HUNGRY! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE FEED ME? PLEASE!" Oh! How pathetic! But this is what every true glutton hopes to achieve.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewIt's a couple of years later, and he has become more super morbidly obese. His belly now rises more than 12 feet high and extend almost 3 yards beyond his feet while laying on his back, and he now weighs about 18,570 pounds! He weighs more than an elephant! And now he cries out "MORE! MORE! MORE! I MUST HAVE MORE FOOD! PLEASE FEED ME MORE FOOD! I'M SO HUNGRY! PLEASE FEED ME MORE FOOD! DON'T STOP NOW! I NEED MORE FOOD!" Yes, he is a true super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewIt's a few years later and his now rises almost 16 feet high and extends almost 4 yards beyond his feet and he now weighs about 23,850 pounds. Now he continues to cry out for more food saying "OK! I AD MIT IT! I'M JUST A SLOPPY, LAZY GLUTTON AND A BIG FAT UGLY PIG! OINK! OINK! AND ALL THAT! SO, WHAT ELSE IS NEW? NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED ME! OK? I NEED MORE FOOD! I'M GETTING EVEN HUNGRIER AND HUNGRIER AND I MUST NEVER STOP EATING! NOW GIVE ME MORE FOOD! PLEASE!!!" This guy is the most pathetic glutton there ever was or ever will be!
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewNow, a few more years later, his belly rises 23 feet high and extend 6 yards beyond his feet, and he weighs about 32,750 pounds! He continues to cry out some more saying "FEED ME! FEED ME! FEED ME! I MUST NOT STOP EATING! I MUST NEVER STOP EATING! I FEEL CONSTANT HUNGER NO MATTER HOW MUCH I EAT! YEAH, I KNOW I'M A SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE AND AN UGLY PIG, A LAZY SLOB AND A GREEDY GLUTTON! BUT I DON'T CARE HOW UGLY I MAY LOOK AS LONG AS I CAN HAVE MORE FOOD! PLEASE! KEEP ON FEEDING ME AND NEVER STOP FEEDING ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! I MUST HAVE MORE FOOD!" Wow! Like, when is this ever going to stop? Perhaps never!
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewAfter a few more years on continuous gluttony, his belly now rises 32 feet high and extend 12 yards beyond his feet and he now weighs about 58,360 pounds! Now he finds id very difficult to breath so he can't say much anymore. Now he only cries out "FEED ME! FEED ME! I'M STILL HUNGRY! PLEASE! PLEASE! FEED ME! FEED ME!" It looks like this is never going to stop. Not until he dies.
Oh wow! This has got to be the limit! This mountain range is about 12,000 feet high and his belly rises way up beyond the mountain range to over 18,000 feed above sea level. He now weighs billions of tons! All he can do now is gasp for air and scream out "FEED ME!" and gasp for air again. When will this ever end?
It a few more years, and his belly now rises about 300 miles high! Also, he now weighs trillions of tons, but this still has not come to an end!
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewAnd finally, after a few more years, he has become so huge the the Earth's rotation has thrown him free! He is now a huge sphere of human flesh over 1,500 miles in diameter and has become a brand new moon in orbit around the Earth! Then he says "WOW! I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT! I HAVE BECOME MY OWN WORLD! I AM NOW MY OWN PLANET WITH MY VERY OWN ATMOSPHERE SO I CAN BREATH! I'M A BRAND NEW MOON!" But now he's all alone, and food has to be sent to him in space probes and roving robots have to bring the food to his mouth to feed him. But there is an upper limit to how much more massive he can become. His core temperature will rise higher and higher and he will become a dead sphere of boiling fat.
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Here we have a young prematurely bald super super morbidly obese apple-shaped young dude only 23 years old. He brags that he has the perfect apple-shaped obese male body, which of course, he does because his upper arms and forearms are bigger around than his hips. Even his fat neck is bigger around than his hips. Of course, to achieve this degree of obese apple-shaped male perfection, the price one pays it having insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. He was only 17 years old when he had gone bald on top of his head and was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. He was only 21 years old when he had his first heart attack while being awarded 1st prize in a pie eating contest and 23 years old when he had his second heart attack while being awarded 1st prize in a hot dog eating contest. He is a true glutton! He was warns that if he has his third heart attack he won't survive it. Eventually, at the age of 25, he died from his third and final heart attack while stuffing himself at an All You Can Eat Buffet, so he went out like a perfect apple-shape obese male and a true glutton!
The next cartoon below is of twin brothers at the age of 25 about a month before the younger twin died from a massive heart attack.
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The next picture below depicts how the obese male body may come in different shapes.
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No doubt, you have noticed that in most of my drawings of super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, they always have a big roll of fat on the lower-back that protrudes out much further than the butt. Well, it real life, this is not always the case. I
'm sure we have all seen some middle-aged bald-headed guy on the beach walking around with a huge round belly in front of him and a small butt that is kind of flat, being kind of flat on the back of his body while carrying most of his fat in front of him. I'm sure we've all seen guys like that.
I know I have, and usually, these guys with the great big bellies carrying a lot of weight in front, I have noticed that most of them suffer from severe and chronic lower-back aches. That is because, having to carry that huge round belly in front places a lot of stress on the lower-back and that is why these guys usually have chronic lower-back aches.
So, the solution to that problem is to have a nice great big roll of fat on the lower-back that protrudes out much further than the butt. This acts as a kind of counter-balance for the massive belly in front, thus, relieving some of the stress from the lower back.
But having a lot of back-fat causes insulin resistance, and therefore, this excessive back-fat greatly increases the risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.
So, we now know of three risk factors for getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.
1.) Being apple-shape and having mostly upper-body fat.
2.) Having skinny legs when you are super morbidly obese.
3.) And finally, having a lot of fat on your upper-back and lower-back.
Each one of these factors by themselves will put you at risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. But having skinny legs in addition to massive upper-body apple-shaped obesity almost doubles the risk. Even guys who are not obese but are actually of "normal" or "average" weight, just having skinny legs by itself increases the risk of heart disease, and then, adding some extra back-fat makes it a triple whammy!
But, as I have said, if you would prefer NOT having chronic lower-back aches all the time, then it's good to have a nice great big roll of fat on your lower-back protruding out much further than your butt, to act as a counter-balance for your huge round belly in front. This will make it easier to carry that huge belly around and will also relieve the stress from your lower-back so that you won't be subject to lower-back pains anymore. Now, isn't it much better to have Type 2 Diabetes than it is to be having chronic lower-back aches?
I would certainly think so!
Now, in addition to Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, I also have something to say about hypothyroidism and Cushing's Syndrome.
CUSHINGS SYNDROME
A person who has a thyroid disorder, being hypothyroid or low levels of the thyroid hormone is subject to weight gain. In the case of Cushing's Syndrome, a person has a much slower metabolism and will require fewer calories to maintain weight, and if consuming the same amount of calories as and average person, this is enough to cause weight gain.
Now, NOT ALL fat people are gluttons. Some fat people do have a much slower metabolism such that eating what and average person normally eats will be enough to cause obesity. In some extreme cases, a person eating only a thousand calories per day can become morbidly obese weighing from 300 to 500 pounds or even more.
The average person consumes between 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day without become overweight. But a person afflicted with Cushing's Syndrome can become morbidly obese while consuming only a thousand calories or even less each day.
Now . . . . . just imagine what would happen if you were to combine having Cushing's Syndrome with gluttony! If a person with Cushing's Syndrome can weigh up to 500 pounds while eating only a thousand calories per day, then just imagine what would happen if such a person with Cushing's Syndrome were to eat 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day like a normal size person. Now imagine what would happen if such a person were a super greedy glutton eating much more than an average size person. Then, a person so afflicted with Cushing's Syndrome could gain massive amounts of weight and grow to gargantuan proportions! It's mostly women who have Cushing's Syndrome, but it can also happen to men.
The next picture below depict a typical case of Cushing's Syndrome in females.
The usual symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome
1.) Fat pads on the upper back often referred to as Buffalo Hump
2.) Plump round Moon Face
3.) Reed cheeks on face
4.) Thin skin
5.) Skin bruises easily
6.) Poor wound healing
7.) Red striations on skin especially on the belly almost like stretch marks
8.) High blood pressure
9.) Pendulous abdomen or low hanging belly
10.) A tendency to be more apple-shaped with a rather prominent belly and a small butt
11. ) Relatively thin arms and legs in proportion to the body
12.) Increased risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes
Of course, not all persons with Cushing's Syndrome have thin arms and legs. With increasing obesity there may be some weight gain on the arms and legs, but weight gain is more prominent on the body and tends to be mostly on the upper-body with less weight gain on the lower body, the hips, butt and thighs.
Also, some women and men may not have all of the symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome, but only the symptoms of weight gain, a rather prominent Buffalo Hump, an enormous belly, high blood pressure, and diabetes.
The next picture below depicts a male with a very rare case of Advanced Cushing's Syndrome.
This super morbidly obese apple-shaped male does not have all the symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome. For example: he does have relatively thin legs, but he doesn't have thin arms, but rather, his arms are enormously fat being much bigger around than his legs. In fact, his arms are even bigger around than his hips. But he dose however, have a rare advanced case of Cushing's Syndrome because his much more prominent Buffalo Hump on his upper back than what usually occurs in most cases of Cushing's Syndrome. Also, in addition to his unusually large Buffalo Hump, he has an ever bigger roll of fat on his lower-back protruding out much further than his butt, and he as also gone prematurely bald on top of his head by the time he was only 17 years old, and he has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with high blood pressure and heart disease. And finally, because of his extreme hypothyroidism, he is able to maintain his present weight on less than a thousand calories per day, but since his appetite is way out of control eating as much as 15,000 calories per day, he is destine to grow to enormously gargantuan proportions.
The next picture below depicts the most absolutely perfect, apple-shaped, super super super morbidly obese male with Advanced Cushing's Syndrome.
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Anyway . . . . . this is just one of my weird fantasies.
SOME MORE OF MY ORIGINAL CREATIONS!!!
The next three cartoons are some more of my own original creations.
The next three cartoons are some more of my own original creations.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewHere we have a young prematurely bald super super morbidly obese apple-shaped young dude only 23 years old. He brags that he has the perfect apple-shaped obese male body, which of course, he does because his upper arms and forearms are bigger around than his hips. Even his fat neck is bigger around than his hips. Of course, to achieve this degree of obese apple-shaped male perfection, the price one pays it having insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. He was only 17 years old when he had gone bald on top of his head and was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. He was only 21 years old when he had his first heart attack while being awarded 1st prize in a pie eating contest and 23 years old when he had his second heart attack while being awarded 1st prize in a hot dog eating contest. He is a true glutton! He was warns that if he has his third heart attack he won't survive it. Eventually, at the age of 25, he died from his third and final heart attack while stuffing himself at an All You Can Eat Buffet, so he went out like a perfect apple-shape obese male and a true glutton!
The next cartoon below is of twin brothers at the age of 25 about a month before the younger twin died from a massive heart attack.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewThe guy on the left is the older twin. They're both 6 feet 4 inches tall, a couple of really big guys. The older twin weighs over a ton at 2,580 pounds while the younger twin on the right also weighs over a ton but at only 2,350 pounds, about 230 pounds less because he has a smaller butt and his legs are much thinner.
The younger twin died from a massive heart attack, his third and final heart attack about about 2 months after his 25th birthday while the older twin is still living having survived his first heart attack about 9 months after his 25th birthday. The older twin was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes when he was 21 years old.
On the other hand, the younger twin with the skinny legs was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes when he was only 17 years old, had his first heart attack at the age of 21, his second heart attack at the age of 23, and his third and final heart attack at the age of 25 just 2 months after his 25th birthday, while the older and heavier twin only had one heart attack so far.
Now, you would naturally think that the older and heavier twin brother would be the first to die because he was 230 pounds heavier than his younger twin brother, but as it has been mentioned much earlier before in this article, but not only does massive upper-body obesity increases the risk of having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but also, having skinny legs even further increases the risk, especially if you're super super morbidly obese with a huge massive upper-body with a small butt and skinny legs.
So, if you're going to be super supper morbidly obese, then it's better to also have a chubby butt and fat legs. But if you have a small butt and skinny legs while being super super morbidly obese, then you will develop Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease much sooner.
Both brothers had Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but the younger twin brother had it much worse than his older twin brother because of his small butt and skinny legs. They were both perfect apple-shaped obese males since their arms and their necks were bigger around than their hips, but the younger brother had achieved an even higher degree of apple-shaped obese male perfection, however, he also paid a much higher price for that perfection.
The younger twin died from a massive heart attack, his third and final heart attack about about 2 months after his 25th birthday while the older twin is still living having survived his first heart attack about 9 months after his 25th birthday. The older twin was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes when he was 21 years old.
On the other hand, the younger twin with the skinny legs was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes when he was only 17 years old, had his first heart attack at the age of 21, his second heart attack at the age of 23, and his third and final heart attack at the age of 25 just 2 months after his 25th birthday, while the older and heavier twin only had one heart attack so far.
Now, you would naturally think that the older and heavier twin brother would be the first to die because he was 230 pounds heavier than his younger twin brother, but as it has been mentioned much earlier before in this article, but not only does massive upper-body obesity increases the risk of having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but also, having skinny legs even further increases the risk, especially if you're super super morbidly obese with a huge massive upper-body with a small butt and skinny legs.
So, if you're going to be super supper morbidly obese, then it's better to also have a chubby butt and fat legs. But if you have a small butt and skinny legs while being super super morbidly obese, then you will develop Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease much sooner.
Both brothers had Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but the younger twin brother had it much worse than his older twin brother because of his small butt and skinny legs. They were both perfect apple-shaped obese males since their arms and their necks were bigger around than their hips, but the younger brother had achieved an even higher degree of apple-shaped obese male perfection, however, he also paid a much higher price for that perfection.
The next picture below depicts how the obese male body may come in different shapes.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewNo doubt, you have noticed that in most of my drawings of super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, they always have a big roll of fat on the lower-back that protrudes out much further than the butt. Well, it real life, this is not always the case. I
'm sure we have all seen some middle-aged bald-headed guy on the beach walking around with a huge round belly in front of him and a small butt that is kind of flat, being kind of flat on the back of his body while carrying most of his fat in front of him. I'm sure we've all seen guys like that.
I know I have, and usually, these guys with the great big bellies carrying a lot of weight in front, I have noticed that most of them suffer from severe and chronic lower-back aches. That is because, having to carry that huge round belly in front places a lot of stress on the lower-back and that is why these guys usually have chronic lower-back aches.
So, the solution to that problem is to have a nice great big roll of fat on the lower-back that protrudes out much further than the butt. This acts as a kind of counter-balance for the massive belly in front, thus, relieving some of the stress from the lower back.
But having a lot of back-fat causes insulin resistance, and therefore, this excessive back-fat greatly increases the risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.
So, we now know of three risk factors for getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.
1.) Being apple-shape and having mostly upper-body fat.
2.) Having skinny legs when you are super morbidly obese.
3.) And finally, having a lot of fat on your upper-back and lower-back.
Each one of these factors by themselves will put you at risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. But having skinny legs in addition to massive upper-body apple-shaped obesity almost doubles the risk. Even guys who are not obese but are actually of "normal" or "average" weight, just having skinny legs by itself increases the risk of heart disease, and then, adding some extra back-fat makes it a triple whammy!
But, as I have said, if you would prefer NOT having chronic lower-back aches all the time, then it's good to have a nice great big roll of fat on your lower-back protruding out much further than your butt, to act as a counter-balance for your huge round belly in front. This will make it easier to carry that huge belly around and will also relieve the stress from your lower-back so that you won't be subject to lower-back pains anymore. Now, isn't it much better to have Type 2 Diabetes than it is to be having chronic lower-back aches?
I would certainly think so!
Now, in addition to Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, I also have something to say about hypothyroidism and Cushing's Syndrome.
CUSHINGS SYNDROME
A person who has a thyroid disorder, being hypothyroid or low levels of the thyroid hormone is subject to weight gain. In the case of Cushing's Syndrome, a person has a much slower metabolism and will require fewer calories to maintain weight, and if consuming the same amount of calories as and average person, this is enough to cause weight gain.
Now, NOT ALL fat people are gluttons. Some fat people do have a much slower metabolism such that eating what and average person normally eats will be enough to cause obesity. In some extreme cases, a person eating only a thousand calories per day can become morbidly obese weighing from 300 to 500 pounds or even more.
The average person consumes between 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day without become overweight. But a person afflicted with Cushing's Syndrome can become morbidly obese while consuming only a thousand calories or even less each day.
Now . . . . . just imagine what would happen if you were to combine having Cushing's Syndrome with gluttony! If a person with Cushing's Syndrome can weigh up to 500 pounds while eating only a thousand calories per day, then just imagine what would happen if such a person with Cushing's Syndrome were to eat 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day like a normal size person. Now imagine what would happen if such a person were a super greedy glutton eating much more than an average size person. Then, a person so afflicted with Cushing's Syndrome could gain massive amounts of weight and grow to gargantuan proportions! It's mostly women who have Cushing's Syndrome, but it can also happen to men.
The next picture below depict a typical case of Cushing's Syndrome in females.
The usual symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome1.) Fat pads on the upper back often referred to as Buffalo Hump
2.) Plump round Moon Face
3.) Reed cheeks on face
4.) Thin skin
5.) Skin bruises easily
6.) Poor wound healing
7.) Red striations on skin especially on the belly almost like stretch marks
8.) High blood pressure
9.) Pendulous abdomen or low hanging belly
10.) A tendency to be more apple-shaped with a rather prominent belly and a small butt
11. ) Relatively thin arms and legs in proportion to the body
12.) Increased risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes
Of course, not all persons with Cushing's Syndrome have thin arms and legs. With increasing obesity there may be some weight gain on the arms and legs, but weight gain is more prominent on the body and tends to be mostly on the upper-body with less weight gain on the lower body, the hips, butt and thighs.
Also, some women and men may not have all of the symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome, but only the symptoms of weight gain, a rather prominent Buffalo Hump, an enormous belly, high blood pressure, and diabetes.
The next picture below depicts a male with a very rare case of Advanced Cushing's Syndrome.
This super morbidly obese apple-shaped male does not have all the symptoms of Cushing's Syndrome. For example: he does have relatively thin legs, but he doesn't have thin arms, but rather, his arms are enormously fat being much bigger around than his legs. In fact, his arms are even bigger around than his hips. But he dose however, have a rare advanced case of Cushing's Syndrome because his much more prominent Buffalo Hump on his upper back than what usually occurs in most cases of Cushing's Syndrome. Also, in addition to his unusually large Buffalo Hump, he has an ever bigger roll of fat on his lower-back protruding out much further than his butt, and he as also gone prematurely bald on top of his head by the time he was only 17 years old, and he has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with high blood pressure and heart disease. And finally, because of his extreme hypothyroidism, he is able to maintain his present weight on less than a thousand calories per day, but since his appetite is way out of control eating as much as 15,000 calories per day, he is destine to grow to enormously gargantuan proportions.The next picture below depicts the most absolutely perfect, apple-shaped, super super super morbidly obese male with Advanced Cushing's Syndrome.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewHere is an extreme example of Advanced Cushing's Syndrome. Now he is one really great big fat boy who stands 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighs about 3,750 pounds and he is now 23 years old. He was about 9 years old when he started gaining a lot of weight becoming really obese and that was when he began to develop a "Buffalo Hump" on his upper back, and he was 12 years old when he was diagnosed with a rare form of Cushing's Syndrome and also a rare pituitary disorder. Because of the unusual pituitary disorder, his legs had stopped growing in length when he was about 10 years old, but his upper body continued to grow in length until he had stopped growing at the age of 15 at 6 feet 8 inches tall, and as a result, his legs are very short in proportion to his height.
In school, the other kids use to teas him all the time because of his obesity and the "Buffalo Hump" on his upper back. They would call him names like "Buffalo Billy" or just "Buffalo" and also, because most of his weight gain was on his upper body, his belly hung down over the waistband of his pants causing his pants to slide half-way down on his ass exposing his butt-crack, and his shirts wouldn't completely cover his belly exposing his bellybutton, so he went around showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, and the kids in school teased him relentlessly about that as well, saying over and over again "Bellybutton butt-crack! Bellybutton butt-crack! bellybutton butt-crack!" and also, because of his short chubby legs which were unusually short for someone his height they would tease him about his fat little "baby legs" and they also teased him about his arms being bigger around than his legs . The teasing and harassment from all the other kids had gotten so bad that when he was 16 years old, he dropped out of school.
After having been diagnosed with Advanced Cushing's Syndrome at age 12 and weighing over 500 pounds, his parents had to keep him on a strict diet of only 900 calories per day to prevent any further weight gain, and for a few years, he didn't gain any more weight. His height was catching up with his weight, but when he stopped growing in height at age 15 he began gaining weight again, and a year later he weighed over 900 pounds, so he had to be cut down to no more than 600 calories per day to prevent any further weight gain.
But then, he complained of constant extreme hunger which resulted in temper tantrums and arguments with his parents. Because of his rare condition his parent filed a claim for disability and when he was 18 years old, and legally an adult, he left home to live on his own living on his disability check. He moved into his own apartment, and once free from his parents, he felt free to eat as much as he wanted, which he did, and in 6 months he was up to 1,730 pounds setting a new world's record.
He was only 17 years old when he was bald on top of his head. After he had stopped growing in height at age 15 his hair began thinning out and by the time he was only 17 years old he had male pattern baldness on top of his head. So, after he turned 18 and was finally living on his own, he would go into the bars and liquor stores to buy beer and he was never asked to show an ID card to prove he was old enough to drink. The legal drinking age is 21 in most states in the USA, but because his prematurely bald head made him look much older than 21 then he was never asked to show any ID.
So, in addition to eating like a glutton, he drank a lot of beer causing most of the weight gain to go to his belly, and because of his Advanced Cushing's Syndrome the fat on his upper-back developed into and even larger Buffalo Hump, and he also added a great big roll of fat to his lower-back that protruded out much further than his butt. Because of his massive weight gain on his upper-body, he became more and more apple-shaped until his upper arms, forearms, and even his neck became bigger around than his hips!
He also became diabetic after living on his own. When he was still living with his parents, because they controlled what he ate, they were able to prevent him from getting diabetes, but after he moved out and was living on his own, eating as much as he pleased and guzzling beer, he developed insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and the insulin shots he took contributed even more to his massive weight gain.
While he was living on his own, he made a couple of new friends who he met while eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet. They were also rather large super morbidly obese gluttons themselves who loved to eat, so these three guys would hang out together and hit the All You Can Eat Buffets around town. Every day they went to an All You Can Eat Buffet! One guy was 3 years older, age 21, and he was apple-shaped and his arms were almost as big around as his hips, but since he did not have Cushing's Syndrome he didn't have a Buffalo Hump on his upper back but he did have Type 2 Diabetes and some heart disease. The other guy was much older being 57 years old and he was pear-shaped with a great big butt, broad hips, a huge lower belly below his waist and big fat thighs. Despite his obesity, he was in fairly good health. He didn't have diabetes and his blood pressure was perfectly normal and there was no sign of any heart disease. But then, most pear-shaped obese guys have fewer health risks than obese guys who are apple-shaped.
The younger guy went by the nickname, Apple Boy, and the older guy went by the nickname, Pear Man. His last name, coincidentally enough, happen to be Pearmen, yeah, Roberto W Pearmen, or Roberto Willoughby Pearman.
After he met his new friends, since his two new friends went by the nicknames Apple Boy and Pear Man, he allowed his new friends to call him "Buffalo" the same name kids in school use to call him when teasing him all the time, but now, he didn't mind if his two new friends called him "Buffalo" as his nickname since the other two guys also had nicknames , and so, the happy gluttonous obese trio were known around town as Apple Boy, Pear Man, and Buffalo.
Buffalo was 18 years old when he met his new friends, Apple Boy age 21, and Pear Man was 57 years old. Pear Man owned a large three-bedroom house, and he wanted to rent out a couple of rooms, so about six months after Buffalo met his new friends, Apple Boy and Pear Man, he moved out of his apartment and he and Apple Boy moved in to live with Pear Man. Together they were able to share living expenses and now they had more money to spend on food.
Buffalo lived with his friends for almost 5 years until he finally died from a massive heart attack about three weeks after his 23rd birthday. At the time of his death, Apple boy was 26 years old going on 27 and Pear Man was 62 years old.
The picture below depicts Buffalo at the age of 23 about a week before he died. In this picture, Apple Boy is almost 27 years old and Pear Man is 62 years old.
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Apple Boy died a year later at the age of 27 from a massive heart attack leaving Pear Man to be all alone at the age of 63. Poor ol' Pear Man. He was now all alone in the world after his two much younger friends, Buffalo and Apple Boy had passed on.
Buffalo had his very first heart attack when he was only 19 years old. He was celebrating his 19th birthday as he and his two friends, Apple Boy and Pear Man were eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet when he collapsed from his heart attack. Then Apple Boy had his first heart attack about a year later at the age of 23 two months after is birthday. Then Buffalo had his second heart attack at the age of 21, about six months after his 21st birthday, and again, he and his two friends happened to be eating at another All You Can Eat Buffet. Then Apple Boy had his second heart attack at the age of 25 about 3 months after his 25th birthday, and then, Buffalo had his third and final heart attack and died at the age of 23 almost a month after his birthday. He had just won a pie eating contest and just as he was being given his trophy for First Prize, as he was about to take his trophy, all of a sudden he had sharp stabbing pains in his chest. He dropped his trophy and clutched at his chest gasping for air then he collapsed and died, like a true glutton. Apple boy finally had his third and last heart attack a year later. He was 27 years old when he died, about 5 months after his birthday. Now, Pear Man was all alone in the world at the age of 63 after his two much younger friends had passed on, both from massive heart attacks.
Buffalo was the perfect apple-shaped obese male, because his upper arms and his forearms were bigger around than his hips. Even his neck was bigger around than his hips. Also, having a great big fat Buffalo Hump on his upper back helped him to achieve ultimate perfection.
Apple Boy almost achieved perfection, but not quite. His arms were only as big around as his hips and his neck was not as big around. If his arms and neck had been bigger around than his hips, then he would have achieved perfection, but unfortunately, he died before he could achieve that apple-shaped obese male perfection.
Pear Man was almost the perfect pear-shaped obese male. His thighs were bigger around than his chest, but his lower legs were not quite as big around. If both his thighs and his lower legs had been bigger around than his chest, then he would have achieved the perfect pear-shape. Of course, he is still living, so he may yet achieve pear-shaped perfection and still have many good years left.
Obese people who are pear-shaped with big butts, broad hips and big thunder-thighs do live much longer than obese people who are apple-shaped with fat arms, big breasts, huge round bellies, small butts, narrow hips, and much thinner legs.
The perfect pear-shaped obese male or female may live a good long life, because lower-body fat is not as dangerous to one's health as upper-body fat.
But the perfect apple-shaped obese male dose not live very long, so for those who tend to be apple-shaped, there is a much higher price to pay for perfection than there is for the perfect pear-shaped obese male, because upper-body fat as far more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat.
But while being apple-shape with mostly upper-body fat is more dangerous to ones health, it's also a lot more fun. There is just something about that apple-shaped obese male that really fascinates me.
As for me, I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself. I only measure 56 inches around my chest, and I measure 64 inches around my waist. But I measure 70 inches around my hips and 36 inches around my thighs, so I'm slightly pear-shaped.
On the one hand, I'm glad I'm pear-shaped for health reasons, but I do envy the obese male who happens to be apple-shaped. We pear-shaped guys look somewhat effeminate having fat butts, broader more rounded out hips, and big thighs while being smaller in the chest. Also, I have noticed that most pear-shaped obese male, we are not as aggressive. We tend to be more gentle and docile. I have known obese guys who are pear-shaped, and I know from my own observations that pear-shaped guys are not as masculine or "Macho" as apple-shaped obese males tend to be.
On the other hand, obese apple-shaped males tend to be more aggressive. They carry most of their fat in their upper-bodies being broad in the shoulders and narrow in the hips with smaller flat butts and thinner legs,and they also carry most of their fat in front of them. There's just something about carrying most of your weight up above. Apple-shaped obese males are top-heavy.
But we pear-shaped obese male are bottom-heavy, and as we walk, or waddle, our big thighs rub against each other which hinders our walking, slowing us down. You really can't walk very fast when your thighs rub together.
But again, apple-shaped obese males, since they tend to have much thinner legs they can walk faster, and they carry their huge round bellies above the waist protruding far out in front of them, and if that great big belly also hangs down over the waist band of the pants, then you are unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover your belly. When an apple-shaped obese male is walking down the street, as he approaches you, the first thing you'll notice is he's showing off his bellybutton. It's doesn't bother him in the least. He is not the least bit embarrassed about not being able to cover his bellybutton. He as a kind of IN-YOUR-FACE type of attitude, being rather aggressive at times. I have seen guys like this, swaggering into a bar room and guzzling pitchers of beer until their bellies protrude out even further, and belching after drinking so much beer and wanting even more. Then as he leave the bar room, his pants are half-way down on his ass exposing his butt-crack, and again, he's not the least bit embarrassed that he can't keep his pants from falling down. It's like he seems to enjoy literally mooning everybody around him.
But, we pear-shaped obese guys, we are able to wear our pants up high around the waist and we are able to tuck in or shirts, so we don't go around out in public showing off our bellybuttons and our butt-cracks, while the apple-shaped obese male, he is an unmitigated and totally relentless slob! He doesn't care if his pants keep sliding down on his ass, and if he does try to pull his pants up, well, his pants just keeps sliding back down again, so most apple-shaped obese guys don't even bother to pull their pants up.
I truly envy the obese apple-shaped male! I wish that I could be more aggressive and more self confident and self assertive with an IN-YOUR-FACE type of attitude, and go around out in public showing off my bellybutton and butt-crack.
Despite all the health risks, being apple-shaped does have it's advantages. When you buy clothing, your clothes are much cheaper. You may wear great big shirts but you wear smaller pants, and shirts are much cheaper than large pants. Yes, your shirts may cost more than your smaller pants, but still, even big shirts are much cheaper that big pants.
But for us pear shaped guys, we mar wear smaller shirts the are much cheaper than the big shirts worn by apple-shaped guys, but we have to wear much bigger pants which costs a Hell of a lot more, so clothing for us pear-shaped guys is a lot more expensive because of our much bigger pants.
And apple-shaped obese male might wear shirts in a Size 12XL and pants in a Size 2XL or 3XL. But I wear shirts in a Size 2XL and pants in a Size 6XL, and some obese pear-shaped men wear pants in a Size 12XL which costs even more.
1.) Apple-shaped guys wear great big shirts and smaller pants.
2.) Pear-shaped guys wear great big pants and smaller shirts.
Now, being pear-shaped, I can still buy shirts in any K Mart or Walmart, but I have to go to Casual Male XL or King Size to buy pants.
An apple-shaped obese guy can go to any K Mart or Walmart to buy pants, but he has to go to Casual Male XL or King Size to buy shirts.
Although, clothing for apple-shaped guys is much cheaper, their medical expenses are much higher since being apple-shaped is a much greater health risk than being pear-shaped.
But, ah! To be the super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male! Imagine that your upper-body is so huger that your big fat arms lay almost straight out on the sides of your body, and you are unable to reach around your super wide love-handles to pull up your own pants, and you can't bathe yourself and you can't even wipe your own butt because you have a great big roll of fat on your lower-back that protrudes out much further than your butt. So, somebody else has to wipe your butt for you, to bathe you, and to pull your pants up for you. Such is the life of the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male.
The next picture below is another one of my original creations. This one depict the super morbidly obese apple-shape male heading for a KING SIZE clothing store.
Please click on image above for a much better view
The sign on the window says "Special Summer Sale, Short Pants Half off" and of course, you can see that his short pants are almost half way down on his butt, exposing his butt-crack.
So, his short pants are certainly, HALF OFF!!!
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In school, the other kids use to teas him all the time because of his obesity and the "Buffalo Hump" on his upper back. They would call him names like "Buffalo Billy" or just "Buffalo" and also, because most of his weight gain was on his upper body, his belly hung down over the waistband of his pants causing his pants to slide half-way down on his ass exposing his butt-crack, and his shirts wouldn't completely cover his belly exposing his bellybutton, so he went around showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, and the kids in school teased him relentlessly about that as well, saying over and over again "Bellybutton butt-crack! Bellybutton butt-crack! bellybutton butt-crack!" and also, because of his short chubby legs which were unusually short for someone his height they would tease him about his fat little "baby legs" and they also teased him about his arms being bigger around than his legs . The teasing and harassment from all the other kids had gotten so bad that when he was 16 years old, he dropped out of school.
After having been diagnosed with Advanced Cushing's Syndrome at age 12 and weighing over 500 pounds, his parents had to keep him on a strict diet of only 900 calories per day to prevent any further weight gain, and for a few years, he didn't gain any more weight. His height was catching up with his weight, but when he stopped growing in height at age 15 he began gaining weight again, and a year later he weighed over 900 pounds, so he had to be cut down to no more than 600 calories per day to prevent any further weight gain.
But then, he complained of constant extreme hunger which resulted in temper tantrums and arguments with his parents. Because of his rare condition his parent filed a claim for disability and when he was 18 years old, and legally an adult, he left home to live on his own living on his disability check. He moved into his own apartment, and once free from his parents, he felt free to eat as much as he wanted, which he did, and in 6 months he was up to 1,730 pounds setting a new world's record.
He was only 17 years old when he was bald on top of his head. After he had stopped growing in height at age 15 his hair began thinning out and by the time he was only 17 years old he had male pattern baldness on top of his head. So, after he turned 18 and was finally living on his own, he would go into the bars and liquor stores to buy beer and he was never asked to show an ID card to prove he was old enough to drink. The legal drinking age is 21 in most states in the USA, but because his prematurely bald head made him look much older than 21 then he was never asked to show any ID.
So, in addition to eating like a glutton, he drank a lot of beer causing most of the weight gain to go to his belly, and because of his Advanced Cushing's Syndrome the fat on his upper-back developed into and even larger Buffalo Hump, and he also added a great big roll of fat to his lower-back that protruded out much further than his butt. Because of his massive weight gain on his upper-body, he became more and more apple-shaped until his upper arms, forearms, and even his neck became bigger around than his hips!
He also became diabetic after living on his own. When he was still living with his parents, because they controlled what he ate, they were able to prevent him from getting diabetes, but after he moved out and was living on his own, eating as much as he pleased and guzzling beer, he developed insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and the insulin shots he took contributed even more to his massive weight gain.
While he was living on his own, he made a couple of new friends who he met while eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet. They were also rather large super morbidly obese gluttons themselves who loved to eat, so these three guys would hang out together and hit the All You Can Eat Buffets around town. Every day they went to an All You Can Eat Buffet! One guy was 3 years older, age 21, and he was apple-shaped and his arms were almost as big around as his hips, but since he did not have Cushing's Syndrome he didn't have a Buffalo Hump on his upper back but he did have Type 2 Diabetes and some heart disease. The other guy was much older being 57 years old and he was pear-shaped with a great big butt, broad hips, a huge lower belly below his waist and big fat thighs. Despite his obesity, he was in fairly good health. He didn't have diabetes and his blood pressure was perfectly normal and there was no sign of any heart disease. But then, most pear-shaped obese guys have fewer health risks than obese guys who are apple-shaped.
The younger guy went by the nickname, Apple Boy, and the older guy went by the nickname, Pear Man. His last name, coincidentally enough, happen to be Pearmen, yeah, Roberto W Pearmen, or Roberto Willoughby Pearman.
After he met his new friends, since his two new friends went by the nicknames Apple Boy and Pear Man, he allowed his new friends to call him "Buffalo" the same name kids in school use to call him when teasing him all the time, but now, he didn't mind if his two new friends called him "Buffalo" as his nickname since the other two guys also had nicknames , and so, the happy gluttonous obese trio were known around town as Apple Boy, Pear Man, and Buffalo.
Buffalo was 18 years old when he met his new friends, Apple Boy age 21, and Pear Man was 57 years old. Pear Man owned a large three-bedroom house, and he wanted to rent out a couple of rooms, so about six months after Buffalo met his new friends, Apple Boy and Pear Man, he moved out of his apartment and he and Apple Boy moved in to live with Pear Man. Together they were able to share living expenses and now they had more money to spend on food.
Buffalo lived with his friends for almost 5 years until he finally died from a massive heart attack about three weeks after his 23rd birthday. At the time of his death, Apple boy was 26 years old going on 27 and Pear Man was 62 years old.
The picture below depicts Buffalo at the age of 23 about a week before he died. In this picture, Apple Boy is almost 27 years old and Pear Man is 62 years old.
Please click on the picture above for an easier to read viewApple Boy died a year later at the age of 27 from a massive heart attack leaving Pear Man to be all alone at the age of 63. Poor ol' Pear Man. He was now all alone in the world after his two much younger friends, Buffalo and Apple Boy had passed on.
Buffalo had his very first heart attack when he was only 19 years old. He was celebrating his 19th birthday as he and his two friends, Apple Boy and Pear Man were eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet when he collapsed from his heart attack. Then Apple Boy had his first heart attack about a year later at the age of 23 two months after is birthday. Then Buffalo had his second heart attack at the age of 21, about six months after his 21st birthday, and again, he and his two friends happened to be eating at another All You Can Eat Buffet. Then Apple Boy had his second heart attack at the age of 25 about 3 months after his 25th birthday, and then, Buffalo had his third and final heart attack and died at the age of 23 almost a month after his birthday. He had just won a pie eating contest and just as he was being given his trophy for First Prize, as he was about to take his trophy, all of a sudden he had sharp stabbing pains in his chest. He dropped his trophy and clutched at his chest gasping for air then he collapsed and died, like a true glutton. Apple boy finally had his third and last heart attack a year later. He was 27 years old when he died, about 5 months after his birthday. Now, Pear Man was all alone in the world at the age of 63 after his two much younger friends had passed on, both from massive heart attacks.
Buffalo was the perfect apple-shaped obese male, because his upper arms and his forearms were bigger around than his hips. Even his neck was bigger around than his hips. Also, having a great big fat Buffalo Hump on his upper back helped him to achieve ultimate perfection.
Apple Boy almost achieved perfection, but not quite. His arms were only as big around as his hips and his neck was not as big around. If his arms and neck had been bigger around than his hips, then he would have achieved perfection, but unfortunately, he died before he could achieve that apple-shaped obese male perfection.
Pear Man was almost the perfect pear-shaped obese male. His thighs were bigger around than his chest, but his lower legs were not quite as big around. If both his thighs and his lower legs had been bigger around than his chest, then he would have achieved the perfect pear-shape. Of course, he is still living, so he may yet achieve pear-shaped perfection and still have many good years left.
Obese people who are pear-shaped with big butts, broad hips and big thunder-thighs do live much longer than obese people who are apple-shaped with fat arms, big breasts, huge round bellies, small butts, narrow hips, and much thinner legs.
The perfect pear-shaped obese male or female may live a good long life, because lower-body fat is not as dangerous to one's health as upper-body fat.
But the perfect apple-shaped obese male dose not live very long, so for those who tend to be apple-shaped, there is a much higher price to pay for perfection than there is for the perfect pear-shaped obese male, because upper-body fat as far more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat.
But while being apple-shape with mostly upper-body fat is more dangerous to ones health, it's also a lot more fun. There is just something about that apple-shaped obese male that really fascinates me.
As for me, I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself. I only measure 56 inches around my chest, and I measure 64 inches around my waist. But I measure 70 inches around my hips and 36 inches around my thighs, so I'm slightly pear-shaped.
On the one hand, I'm glad I'm pear-shaped for health reasons, but I do envy the obese male who happens to be apple-shaped. We pear-shaped guys look somewhat effeminate having fat butts, broader more rounded out hips, and big thighs while being smaller in the chest. Also, I have noticed that most pear-shaped obese male, we are not as aggressive. We tend to be more gentle and docile. I have known obese guys who are pear-shaped, and I know from my own observations that pear-shaped guys are not as masculine or "Macho" as apple-shaped obese males tend to be.
On the other hand, obese apple-shaped males tend to be more aggressive. They carry most of their fat in their upper-bodies being broad in the shoulders and narrow in the hips with smaller flat butts and thinner legs,and they also carry most of their fat in front of them. There's just something about carrying most of your weight up above. Apple-shaped obese males are top-heavy.
But we pear-shaped obese male are bottom-heavy, and as we walk, or waddle, our big thighs rub against each other which hinders our walking, slowing us down. You really can't walk very fast when your thighs rub together.
But again, apple-shaped obese males, since they tend to have much thinner legs they can walk faster, and they carry their huge round bellies above the waist protruding far out in front of them, and if that great big belly also hangs down over the waist band of the pants, then you are unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover your belly. When an apple-shaped obese male is walking down the street, as he approaches you, the first thing you'll notice is he's showing off his bellybutton. It's doesn't bother him in the least. He is not the least bit embarrassed about not being able to cover his bellybutton. He as a kind of IN-YOUR-FACE type of attitude, being rather aggressive at times. I have seen guys like this, swaggering into a bar room and guzzling pitchers of beer until their bellies protrude out even further, and belching after drinking so much beer and wanting even more. Then as he leave the bar room, his pants are half-way down on his ass exposing his butt-crack, and again, he's not the least bit embarrassed that he can't keep his pants from falling down. It's like he seems to enjoy literally mooning everybody around him.
But, we pear-shaped obese guys, we are able to wear our pants up high around the waist and we are able to tuck in or shirts, so we don't go around out in public showing off our bellybuttons and our butt-cracks, while the apple-shaped obese male, he is an unmitigated and totally relentless slob! He doesn't care if his pants keep sliding down on his ass, and if he does try to pull his pants up, well, his pants just keeps sliding back down again, so most apple-shaped obese guys don't even bother to pull their pants up.
I truly envy the obese apple-shaped male! I wish that I could be more aggressive and more self confident and self assertive with an IN-YOUR-FACE type of attitude, and go around out in public showing off my bellybutton and butt-crack.
Despite all the health risks, being apple-shaped does have it's advantages. When you buy clothing, your clothes are much cheaper. You may wear great big shirts but you wear smaller pants, and shirts are much cheaper than large pants. Yes, your shirts may cost more than your smaller pants, but still, even big shirts are much cheaper that big pants.
But for us pear shaped guys, we mar wear smaller shirts the are much cheaper than the big shirts worn by apple-shaped guys, but we have to wear much bigger pants which costs a Hell of a lot more, so clothing for us pear-shaped guys is a lot more expensive because of our much bigger pants.
And apple-shaped obese male might wear shirts in a Size 12XL and pants in a Size 2XL or 3XL. But I wear shirts in a Size 2XL and pants in a Size 6XL, and some obese pear-shaped men wear pants in a Size 12XL which costs even more.
1.) Apple-shaped guys wear great big shirts and smaller pants.
2.) Pear-shaped guys wear great big pants and smaller shirts.
Now, being pear-shaped, I can still buy shirts in any K Mart or Walmart, but I have to go to Casual Male XL or King Size to buy pants.
An apple-shaped obese guy can go to any K Mart or Walmart to buy pants, but he has to go to Casual Male XL or King Size to buy shirts.
Although, clothing for apple-shaped guys is much cheaper, their medical expenses are much higher since being apple-shaped is a much greater health risk than being pear-shaped.
But, ah! To be the super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male! Imagine that your upper-body is so huger that your big fat arms lay almost straight out on the sides of your body, and you are unable to reach around your super wide love-handles to pull up your own pants, and you can't bathe yourself and you can't even wipe your own butt because you have a great big roll of fat on your lower-back that protrudes out much further than your butt. So, somebody else has to wipe your butt for you, to bathe you, and to pull your pants up for you. Such is the life of the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male.
The next picture below is another one of my original creations. This one depict the super morbidly obese apple-shape male heading for a KING SIZE clothing store.
Please click on image above for a much better viewThe sign on the window says "Special Summer Sale, Short Pants Half off" and of course, you can see that his short pants are almost half way down on his butt, exposing his butt-crack.
So, his short pants are certainly, HALF OFF!!!
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