WHY I BELIEVE THAT ALL SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WEAR A SKIMPY SPEEDO ON THE BEACH AND WHY THEY SHOULD ALSO HAVE THE FREEDOM TO WEAR THEIR LOW HANGING PANTS ON THE CITY STREETS!
A morbidly obese apple-shaped diabeticmale wearing a red speedo on the beach
A Morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic malewearing his low hanging shorts on the streets
Recently, in flint Michigan, they have enacted a city ordinance against guys wearing low-hanging pants on the streets. I believe that this law in unfair because it actually discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males. If your belly hangs down over your belt and down over the front of your pants, and your love-handles hang down over your hips, then you can't help it if your pants slide about half-way down down on your butt exposing your butt-crack. You're not even able to pull your pants up, so your pants will just naturally keep sliding down on your butt. Should you get busted just simply because you are unable to keep your pant up? No, absolutely no!
This is from a web site at:
http://www.asdlabs.com/blog/2008/07/10/flint-mi-baggy-pants-law/
This is from a web site at:
http://www.asdlabs.com/blog/2008/07/10/flint-mi-baggy-pants-law/
THE FLINT MICHIGAN BAGGY PANTS LAW
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Crazy new and UNCONSTITUTIONAL laws being enacted around the country are nothing new. In the age of using fear to control, any law can get passed by convincing the sheep of the world that it somehow threatens their perfect rainbow and unicorn filled safety. The newest trend of absurd laws being enacted in the US is to make it a crime to wear "saggy trousers". Following in the footsteps of a few "redneck towns", Flint, MI has also enacted such a law. You know because anyone wearing their jeans below their belly button must be drug smoking, gun toting criminals (it certainly has nothing to do with creating a "reason" to search otherwise innocent civilians)! To help you understand the law, that could result in up to A YEAR in jail or $500.00 fine, the Detroit Free Press created the sweet illustration above. They also provided a special concealed message for MI residents: "Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout."
Source: [Detroit Free Press]
Source: [Detroit Free Press]
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As I have stated earlier, this law discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, because they are unable to "properly" wear their pants up higher as most people do.
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Now some authorities might argue, that if you are unable to keep your pants from falling down due to massive upper-body apple-shaped obesity, and if you don't what to get busted for wearing low hanging britches, then you should make every effort to lose weight.
YEAH RIGHT!!!
There is no law against obesity or being a glutton. The law can't tell us how much we should weigh or how much to eat. We are still free to eat as much as we please, and to get as fat as we please, and if that means having your pants slide halfway down on your butt and exposing your butt-crack, then so be it!!!
There is a lot of societal hostility toward guys wearing low hanging pants, and some of it is bordering on being absolutely moronic.
YEAH RIGHT!!!
There is no law against obesity or being a glutton. The law can't tell us how much we should weigh or how much to eat. We are still free to eat as much as we please, and to get as fat as we please, and if that means having your pants slide halfway down on your butt and exposing your butt-crack, then so be it!!!
There is a lot of societal hostility toward guys wearing low hanging pants, and some of it is bordering on being absolutely moronic.
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Again, this does not take into account apple-shaped males who are super morbidly obese, and who can't help it if their pants slide down low.
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Fortunately, some states have ruled that the low hanging pants law is unconstitutional, that the state has no right to dictate how we dress.
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Courts strike down saggy pants law in Florida; ACLU still
questions Flint enforcement
by Bryn Mickle | The Flint Journal
Wednesday September 17, 2008, 7:24 PM
FLINT, Michigan -- A southern smackdown of a ban on saggy pants in Florida has provided new ammunition for the fashion battle in Flint. Attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union of Michigan say a Florida judge's rebuke backs up their argument that Flint cops should stop looking for low-riding pants -- although the ruling has no direct impact on local law enforcement.
A judge in Palm Beach County on Monday called a saggy pants law unconstitutional after a 17-year-old spent the night in jail when police in Riviera Beach stopped him for riding a bike with about 5-inches of underwear exposed. "(The Florida ruling) highlights the incredible Constitutional difficulties with the police practice (in Flint)," said Kary L. Moss, executive director of the ACLU of Michigan.
Acting Flint Police Chief David R. Dicks could not be reached for comment by the Journal on Wednesday. But Dicks was quoted Wednesday on the Detroit Free Press Web site saying the his officers would make arrests "if the pants are at the knees and your underwear is exposed." The edict could eventually land the city in court if Dicks doesn't rescind the order, said the ACLU.
The ACLU has been at odds with Dicks since June when he announced that his officers would arrest people for wearing pants or shorts that exposed their rear ends, calling the fashion "immoral self-expression." The ACLU sent Dicks a letter asking him to stop targeting baggy pants as indecent exposure, but an ACLU attorney said the request was ignored. Flint ACLU attorney Gregory T. Gibbs said people have complained about the Flint policy but said information is still being gathered for a lawsuit.
"We're working on it," said Gibbs.
Dicks told the Free Press for Wednesday's story that his officers aren't patrolling the streets in search of baggy pants and aren't typically arresting first-time offenders. "We don't want to give kids a record or put them in jail because of their dress style or because they are being disorderly," Dicks told the Free Press.
Mark Fancher, an ACLU attorney in Detroit, said there is a big difference between the situations in Flint and Florida. Unlike the Florida case where voters passed a law against the fashion in March, Fancher said Dicks is trying to stretch a disorderly person ordinance to fit his purposes. "In Flint, we don't have a law (against saggy pants). We have a chief trying to create a law," said Fancher.
A judge in Palm Beach County on Monday called a saggy pants law unconstitutional after a 17-year-old spent the night in jail when police in Riviera Beach stopped him for riding a bike with about 5-inches of underwear exposed. "(The Florida ruling) highlights the incredible Constitutional difficulties with the police practice (in Flint)," said Kary L. Moss, executive director of the ACLU of Michigan.
Acting Flint Police Chief David R. Dicks could not be reached for comment by the Journal on Wednesday. But Dicks was quoted Wednesday on the Detroit Free Press Web site saying the his officers would make arrests "if the pants are at the knees and your underwear is exposed." The edict could eventually land the city in court if Dicks doesn't rescind the order, said the ACLU.
The ACLU has been at odds with Dicks since June when he announced that his officers would arrest people for wearing pants or shorts that exposed their rear ends, calling the fashion "immoral self-expression." The ACLU sent Dicks a letter asking him to stop targeting baggy pants as indecent exposure, but an ACLU attorney said the request was ignored. Flint ACLU attorney Gregory T. Gibbs said people have complained about the Flint policy but said information is still being gathered for a lawsuit.
"We're working on it," said Gibbs.
Dicks told the Free Press for Wednesday's story that his officers aren't patrolling the streets in search of baggy pants and aren't typically arresting first-time offenders. "We don't want to give kids a record or put them in jail because of their dress style or because they are being disorderly," Dicks told the Free Press.
Mark Fancher, an ACLU attorney in Detroit, said there is a big difference between the situations in Flint and Florida. Unlike the Florida case where voters passed a law against the fashion in March, Fancher said Dicks is trying to stretch a disorderly person ordinance to fit his purposes. "In Flint, we don't have a law (against saggy pants). We have a chief trying to create a law," said Fancher.
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Sagging Pants Law Unconstitutional
Final Call, News Report, Nisa Islam Muhammad, Posted: Oct 07, 2008
(FinalCall.com) - Palm Beach Circuit Judge Paul Moyle ruled Sept. 15 that a “sagging pants” ordinance in Riviera Beach, Fla., was unconstitutional after a 17-year-old was arrested and held overnight in jail. “We’re not talking about exposure of buttocks. No! We’re talking about someone who has on pants whose underwear are apparently visible to a police officer who then makes an arrest and the basis is he’s then held overnight, no bond,” said Judge Moyle. Supporters of an ordinance outlawing “sagging pants” gathered 5,000 signatures last March to put a proposed ban to a vote. It passed. “The ordinance was overwhelmingly passed by the citizens,” said Francis Muhammad, Nation of Islam student study group leader in nearby West Palm Beach. “That city is 80 percent Black and the people were just tired of seeing it. The elders and most of the homeowners were just tired of seeing it.” While many cities around the country are enacting ordinances and laws against the widely popular style of dress called “sagging” or “baggy pants,” Riviera Beach, Fla., had the distinction of being the first city to arrest someone for the offense and have the law ruled unconstitutional. With 11 arrests to date, eyes are on Riviera Beach to see what will happen next. Prior to the judge’s ruling, according to the law, anyone whose pants were so low that skin or underwear could be seen faced legal action. The first offense carried a $150 fine or community service. Repeat offenders could have been sentenced to as many as 60 days in jail.
Low slung pants a national nuisance?
In Flint, Mich., Chief of Police David Dicks had a similar negative sentiment about the low pants fashion statement. He announced in June that his officers would start arresting people wearing sagging pants that expose “skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms,” according to media reports. Asked if he was concerned about the Florida ruling, Chief Dicks told reporters that officers will keep making arrests, “if the pants are at the knees and your underwear is exposed. That is disorderly,” Chief Dicks said. “We’re not going to sit here and let that happen in Flint. Some people call it a fad,” Chief Dicks told the Detroit Free Press last summer while patrolling the streets of Flint. “But I believe it’s a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years.” Last summer, the chief said the crime was disorderly conduct or indecent exposure, misdemeanors punishable by 93 days to a year in jail and/or fines up to $500. Chief Dicks, 41, offered an interpretation of the laws: Pants pulled completely below the buttocks with underwear showing is disorderly conduct; saggy pants with skin of the buttocks showing is indecent exposure, and saggy pants, not completely below the buttocks with underwear exposed would merit a warning. Greg Gibbs, lawyer and chair of the ACLU Flint chapter, agreed with the Florida judge’s ruling. “You can’t arrest people because of their style of dress,” he said. “We are concerned that the enforcement of the chief’s memo may lead to some constitutional violations on a case-by-case basis due to the failure of his memo to define what constitutes indecent exposure,” he told reporters. Many also fear the policy could mean targeting of Black youth. “This is not a Black issue. This is an issue that’s all walks of life,” said Chief Dicks, who is Black. “Many people from different ethnic backgrounds and races are doing this fad.” Earlier this year the Department of Justice announced it had reached a settlement resolving allegations of racial discrimination against the owner of Kokoamos Island Bar, Grill and Yacht Club in Virginia Beach. Kokoamos at one point banned patrons who wore braids, twists, cornrows, or dreadlocks, excessively baggy pants and Timberland boots. After complaints of discrimination became public, local station WAVY-TV aired a news report in which two persons wearing the prohibited boots and loose-fitting pants tried to enter the club. One was Black and the other Caucasian. The Caucasian was allowed in, but not the Black patron. Several places have enacted baggy pants bans including localities in Georgia, Louisiana, New Jersey and Illinois. Penalties range from fines or warnings to jail time. Others communities are considering sagging pants bans. Bans have been rejected in Natchitoches, La.; Stratford, Conn.; and Pine Bluff, Ark.
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So, there we have it! The ban against wearing low hanging pants is actually unconstitutional. The law discriminated against young blacks who are into the "Hip Hop" look. They like to wear great big baggy pants way down low on their butts, and some like to wear over-sized shirts and they shave their heads. Now if they happen to be somewhat overweight with a round face, then the shaved head and the big baggy clothes makes them look larger and more intimidating.
Of course, many young people who are into the baggy pants and the "Hip Hop" look are not necessarily into street gangs. Some are, but not all. I have known many young people in their teens and 20s who just simply liked the style. Most are basically good kids, and it's just a silly fad like anything else.
So, not only dose the baggy low hanging pants ban discriminate against some minorities, but the low hanging pants ban also discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with great big massive upper-bodies, because they can't help it if their pants slide down on their butts and showing off their butt-cracks.
And so, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped greedy and happy glutton who loves to eat massive quantities of food and chug down great quantities of beer, then your belly is going to get bigger and more rounded out and hang down lower and lower over your belt and down over your thighs. Your love-handles are going to get wider and hang down over your hips, and you will eventually get a big roll of fat on your lower back that will protrude out much further than your butt.
When that happens, you won't be able to find shirts that are large enough to cover your bellybutton and your pants will slide halfway down on your ass exposing your butt-crack. It will be impossible for you to keep your pants up. Eventually your upper-body will become so huge and massive you won't be able to reach around over your love-handles to even put on your pants anymore. Someone else will have to pull your pants up for you. Also, you'll probably won't even be able to bathe yourself anymore and you will even be unable to wipe your own butt! This is exactly what every super supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male glutton hopes to achieve!!!
When you have achieved the ultimate perfectly apple-shaped super obese male body, then the odds are that you will have become an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease and you will probably have had a couple of heart attacks once you have achieved that absolutely perfect apple-shaped male body.
Then you can file a claim for disability and collect SSI checks from the Government, and you can also claim that the law against low hanging pants is a form of discrimination against people who are disabled.
Also, putting a super morbidly obese insulin dependent apple-shaped diabetic male in the slammer for violating any city ordinances against low hanging pants will only place his life in jeopardy, especially if he's diabetic and has heart disease. Therefore, if you are a super morbidly obese insulin dependent diabetic with heart disease, then you are disabled, and hence, you fall under the protection of the ADA, Americans with Disabilities Act. You can not be discriminated against, therefore, you would have to be exempt from the city ordinance against wearing low hanging pants, because as super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, it's physically impossible for you to keep your pants from sliding down on your ass in the first place and showing off your butt-crack.
There are some people out there who would even like to place a ban on obese males, or males over a certain age wearing speedos, skimpy swim shorts on the beach or at a public swimming pool. But again, that would be age discrimination and discrimination against people who are morbidly obese, and also, discrimination against the disabled, such as super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with diabetes and heart disease.
And so, to be fair then, either NOBODY is allowed to wear a speedo on the beach or at a public swimming pool, or else, EVERYBODY is allowed to wear a speedo regardless of age or weight or body shape.
OK, now we've been talking about apple-shapes obese males, but now, what about pear-shaped obese males?
Of course, many young people who are into the baggy pants and the "Hip Hop" look are not necessarily into street gangs. Some are, but not all. I have known many young people in their teens and 20s who just simply liked the style. Most are basically good kids, and it's just a silly fad like anything else.
So, not only dose the baggy low hanging pants ban discriminate against some minorities, but the low hanging pants ban also discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with great big massive upper-bodies, because they can't help it if their pants slide down on their butts and showing off their butt-cracks.
And so, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped greedy and happy glutton who loves to eat massive quantities of food and chug down great quantities of beer, then your belly is going to get bigger and more rounded out and hang down lower and lower over your belt and down over your thighs. Your love-handles are going to get wider and hang down over your hips, and you will eventually get a big roll of fat on your lower back that will protrude out much further than your butt.
When that happens, you won't be able to find shirts that are large enough to cover your bellybutton and your pants will slide halfway down on your ass exposing your butt-crack. It will be impossible for you to keep your pants up. Eventually your upper-body will become so huge and massive you won't be able to reach around over your love-handles to even put on your pants anymore. Someone else will have to pull your pants up for you. Also, you'll probably won't even be able to bathe yourself anymore and you will even be unable to wipe your own butt! This is exactly what every super supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male glutton hopes to achieve!!!
When you have achieved the ultimate perfectly apple-shaped super obese male body, then the odds are that you will have become an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease and you will probably have had a couple of heart attacks once you have achieved that absolutely perfect apple-shaped male body.
Then you can file a claim for disability and collect SSI checks from the Government, and you can also claim that the law against low hanging pants is a form of discrimination against people who are disabled.
Also, putting a super morbidly obese insulin dependent apple-shaped diabetic male in the slammer for violating any city ordinances against low hanging pants will only place his life in jeopardy, especially if he's diabetic and has heart disease. Therefore, if you are a super morbidly obese insulin dependent diabetic with heart disease, then you are disabled, and hence, you fall under the protection of the ADA, Americans with Disabilities Act. You can not be discriminated against, therefore, you would have to be exempt from the city ordinance against wearing low hanging pants, because as super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, it's physically impossible for you to keep your pants from sliding down on your ass in the first place and showing off your butt-crack.
What about wearing a speedo
on the beach or at the public
swimming pool?
on the beach or at the public
swimming pool?
There are some people out there who would even like to place a ban on obese males, or males over a certain age wearing speedos, skimpy swim shorts on the beach or at a public swimming pool. But again, that would be age discrimination and discrimination against people who are morbidly obese, and also, discrimination against the disabled, such as super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with diabetes and heart disease.
And so, to be fair then, either NOBODY is allowed to wear a speedo on the beach or at a public swimming pool, or else, EVERYBODY is allowed to wear a speedo regardless of age or weight or body shape.
OK, now we've been talking about apple-shapes obese males, but now, what about pear-shaped obese males?
APPLE-SHAPED AND PEAR-SHAPED
OBESE MEN ON THE BEACH
OBESE MEN ON THE BEACH
Now, I believe that we pear-shaped obese men should wear mostly sissy pants! I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself measuring only 56 inches around my chest, while I measure 64 inches around my waist and about 70 inches around my hips, and 36 inches around my thighs. When I sit down, my hips spread out to almost 80 inches around!
Those of us obese males who are more pear-shaped, we should be wearing big baggy shorts on the beach with wild patterns on them, and sissy pant underneath our regular street pants, but at home, we should just be sitting around the house wearing sissy pants, or pink ruffled under panties. Of course it's not legal to go out in the streets in under panties, but we pear-shaped guys should all wear great big baggy brightly colored sissy pants.
Now why is that? Well, being pear-shaped make us obese males look more effeminate because, like women, pear-shaped obese males also have broad round hips, a big fat ass, big thighs, and a huge lower-belly below the waist, the big groin area hanging down over the thighs, just like most super obese females.
So, being pear-shaped makes us obese males look more effeminate, and if we happen to be bald on top of out heads, then instead of looking effeminate, we look more infantile because of our bald heads and fat round baby-faces.
The next picture below depicts what we super morbidly obese pear-shaped males should be wearing on the beach.
Those of us obese males who are more pear-shaped, we should be wearing big baggy shorts on the beach with wild patterns on them, and sissy pant underneath our regular street pants, but at home, we should just be sitting around the house wearing sissy pants, or pink ruffled under panties. Of course it's not legal to go out in the streets in under panties, but we pear-shaped guys should all wear great big baggy brightly colored sissy pants.
Now why is that? Well, being pear-shaped make us obese males look more effeminate because, like women, pear-shaped obese males also have broad round hips, a big fat ass, big thighs, and a huge lower-belly below the waist, the big groin area hanging down over the thighs, just like most super obese females.
So, being pear-shaped makes us obese males look more effeminate, and if we happen to be bald on top of out heads, then instead of looking effeminate, we look more infantile because of our bald heads and fat round baby-faces.
The next picture below depicts what we super morbidly obese pear-shaped males should be wearing on the beach.
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Every super morbidly obese pear-shaped male should wear shocking-pink or electric-pink shorts with chartreuse polka-dots or any bright colors with wild patterns on them, especially middle-ages bald-headed obese pear-shaped males.
Now, unlike obese apple-shaped males, we obese pear-shaped guys are able to wear our pants up high around the waist, so we don't have to worry about going around out in public and showing off our butt-cracks. Also since our upper-bodies are not as large as with apple-shaped guys, we can tuck in our shirts, and so we don't go around showing off our bellybuttons, unless we are on the beach and wearing no shirt. Of course, because of this, we pear-shaped guys don't have as much fun as apple-shaped obese males who go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks, damn it!!! True, we obese males who are pear-shaped live much longer than obese males who are apple-shaped, but we don't have as much fun. The only way we obese pear-shaped guys can enjoy our lives is to assume the more effeminate role in life, to be the more docile and submissive sissified obese little wimp!
The next picture below shows some examples of what we pear-shape obese male should be wearing on the beach and at home.
We pear-shaped obese males, we are all are sissified little wimps, especially us middle-aged bald-headed obese guys with plump round baby-faces, we are obese little wimps, and that is what makes us perfectly happy and contented.
Now as for wearing a speedo on the beach . . . well . . . I say that obese pear-shaped males are certainly welcome to try one on, because I believe that ALL obese males should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach. It makes no difference if you are an apple-shaped or a pear-shaped obese male, you should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach, and also, if you happen to be an apple-shaped obese male, then you should not be arrested for wearing low-hanging pants on the streets.
The next picture below depicts a super super morbidly obese pear-shaped male wearing a brightly colored speedo on the beach.
Now as for wearing a speedo on the beach . . . well . . . I say that obese pear-shaped males are certainly welcome to try one on, because I believe that ALL obese males should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach. It makes no difference if you are an apple-shaped or a pear-shaped obese male, you should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach, and also, if you happen to be an apple-shaped obese male, then you should not be arrested for wearing low-hanging pants on the streets.
The next picture below depicts a super super morbidly obese pear-shaped male wearing a brightly colored speedo on the beach.
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In this case, when wearing a speedo, then even a pear-shaped obese male can go around on the beach showing off his butt-crack. But unfortunately, unlike apple-shaped obese males, we pear-shaped obese males, we will never know the pleasures of showing off our bellybuttons and butt-cracks on the public streets, because nobody is allowed to wear a speedo on the streets. A speedo can only be worn on the beach or at a public swimming pool. Only obese apple-shaped males can show off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks out on the streets because they just naturally do so, while merely wearing ordinary streets clothes like pants and shirts. But a pear-shaped obese male would have to wear a speedo in order to show off his butt-crack, and he can only do that while on the beach or at a public swimming pool.
The next picture below depicts a super super morbidly obese pear-shaped male wearing regular street cloths, a T shirt and short pants.
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Just like an obese pear-shape female (as most obese females tend to be) the obese pear-shaped male can wear his pants up around his waist so that his ass is covered, and he can tuck in his shirt to cover his belly, and so, the obese pear-shaped male doesn't go around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, Therefore, he doesn't have to worry about getting busted for indecent exposure from wearing low-hanging pants.
The next picture below depicts a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, also wearing the same style street clothes, a T shirt and short pants.
The next picture below depicts a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, also wearing the same style street clothes, a T shirt and short pants.
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Notice how his huge round belly hangs down over the front of his short pants and down to his knees, that his shorts are completely covered under his low hanging belly so that as seen from the front view, he looks as though he as no pants on at all. Also notice that his love-handles hang down over his hips, and that he has a great big roll of fat on his lower back protrudes out much further than his butt. As a result, his pants slide about half-way down on his butt, and he is unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover his belly, so he can't help it if he goes around out in public on the streets showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, therefore, he should not be arrested for indecent exposure, because he can't help himself. That is why any city ordinance against wearing low-hanging pants should be ruled as unconstitutional, because in the case of the apple-shaped obese male, showing off the bellybutton and the butt-crack is clearly unavoidable.
Now, being somewhat pear-shaped myself, I actually envy the super obese apple-shaped male, because only the apple-shape obese male knows the absolute pleasure of showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public. True, obese males who are apple-shaped do not live as long as us obese people who are pear-shaped. The apple-shaped obese male usually dies at a much younger age than us great big fat-ass pear-shaped obese males, but they have a lot more fun during their much shorter lives, so I still envy the apple-shaped obese male.
Now the next picture below depicts how a pear-shaped obese male would have to deliberately put on a shirt that is way too short for him, and how he would deliberately have to pull his pants down low on his hips if he wanted show off his bellybutton and butt-crack.
Now, being somewhat pear-shaped myself, I actually envy the super obese apple-shaped male, because only the apple-shape obese male knows the absolute pleasure of showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public. True, obese males who are apple-shaped do not live as long as us obese people who are pear-shaped. The apple-shaped obese male usually dies at a much younger age than us great big fat-ass pear-shaped obese males, but they have a lot more fun during their much shorter lives, so I still envy the apple-shaped obese male.
Now the next picture below depicts how a pear-shaped obese male would have to deliberately put on a shirt that is way too short for him, and how he would deliberately have to pull his pants down low on his hips if he wanted show off his bellybutton and butt-crack.
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What the apple-shaped obese male just naturally does quite unintentionally, which is, showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public, the pear-shaped obese male would have to do deliberately. The pear-shaped obese male would have to deliberately put on a T-shirt that is not large enough to completely cover his belly, and he would have to deliberately pull his pants down low on his broad hips to expose his butt if he wanted to go around out on the streets to publicly show off his bellybutton and butt-crack, as the apple-shaped morbidly obese male just does naturally.
But, the law would probably take a rather dim view of that. The pear-shaped obese male would far more likely get arrested for indecent exposure for showing off his butt-crack than the obese apple-shaped male, because the apple-shaped male is not able to keep his pants from sliding half-way down on his butt, so he can't help it, whereas the pear-shaped obese male is perfectly capable of wearing his pants up higher around his waist to cover his ass, therefore, the pear-shaped obese male might be considered to be without excuse.
That's probably how the law might view it. Yeah! That sucks!
But I say, that would still be unconstitutional, because if an obese apple-shaped male might be excused for wearing low-hanging pants and unintentionally exposing his butt-crack, then the obese pear-shaped male should also not be busted either, not even for deliberately pulling his pants down low to intentionally expose his butt-crack.
The next four pictures in series below is a cartoon adventure of Apple Boy And Pear Man while walking down town. both of them are going around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks when the encounter a police officer.
THE ADVENTURES OF APPLE BOY
AND PEAR MAN DOWN TOWN
AND PEAR MAN DOWN TOWN
The much older Pear Man is jealous and envious of his much younger friend, Apple Boy, because Apple boy goes around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack while Pear Man can wear his pants up much higher around his waist and has no problem tucking in his shirts.
Apple Boy is bald on top of his head while he is only 25 years old! He's an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic, and he already has had three heart attacks, while Pear Man is 62 years old, still has a full head of hair, and is still in good health, and yet, he is still jealous and envious of his much younger friend, Apple Boy, because Apple Boy has more fun.
So then, one day, Pear Man decides to put on a shirt that is too small for him, and deliberately pulls his pants down low on his hips, so that he too may show off his bellybutton and butt-crack, and then, he even shaves the top of his head so that he is bald just like his younger friend, Apple Boy, so that he may also have the fun of looking ridiculous out in public like his much younger friend, Apple boy!
And so, Apple Boy and Pear Man go out together walking down town, having fun, until they encounter a police officer walking his beat in the down town area. Thus begins their adventure.
In the first picture below, as our two heros are out walking around down town, they encounter a police officer walking his beat in the down town area. The cop then tells Apple Boy in the blue shirt to go home and get some pants on, or else, he else will get arrested for indecent exposure. But Apple Boy says that he is wearing some short pants, it's only that his shorts are not visible because his huge round belly hangs down to his knees and down over the front his shorts so that his shorts hidden under his low hanging belly. Pear Man then tells Apple Boy to turn and show the officer that he is wearing some shorts.
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In the second picture below, when Apple Boy turns around, the cops then sees that Apple Boy is in fact wearing shorts, so the cop then allows our pair of intrepid heros to be on their way. They're in a big hurry to get to the All You Can Eat Buffet across the street.
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In the third picture below, the cop allows our pair of intrepid heros to be on their way. But then, as they turn around to walk (or waddle) away, the cop then notices that Pear Man is wearing his shorts down way too low on his great big fat ass exposing his butt-crack for all the world to see! So the cop hollers out to the Pear Man in the green shirt to pull his shorts back up or else he will get busted for indecent exposure. But Apple Boy is also wearing his shorts down low on his ass, and also exposing his butt-crack as well, but for some reason, the cops hollers out only to Pear Man while ignoring Apple Boy.
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And finally, in the fourth picture below, Pear Man asks the police officer why only he must pull his shorts up and why the cop doesn't tell his partner, Apple Boy, to also pull his shorts up. The cop then points out to Pear Man that his friend can't help it if his shorts slides down on his butt because of his low hanging belly, but the cop says to Pear Man the he is perfectly capable of wearing his shorts up much higher, therefore, Pear Man has no excuse for wearing his shorts down too low.
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So, here's the situation . . . Apple Boy is allowed to wear his shorts down low on his butt, exposing his butt-crack, but Pear Man is not allowed to do the same. Pear Man must pull his shorts up just simply because he can, but Apple Boy is not told to pull his shorts up, simply because he can't.
But I believe this is unfair to Pear Man!!!
If Apple Boy is allowed to wear his shorts down low on his butt, and show off his butt-crack, then Pear Man must also be allowed to wear his shorts way down low on his great big fat ass! Pear Man must also be allowed to show off his butt-crack, even in public, as Apple Boy is allowed to publicly expose his butt-crack.
So, the police officer, as depicted in the above cartoon, he is discriminating against Pear Man, because Pear Man should be allowed the same freedom as Apple Boy. Either that, or nobody is allowed to wear low hanging pants out on the streets. But again, that would still be discrimination against morbidly obese Apple Boys with diabetes and heart disease. Apple-boy would be unable to get out of his home and go out to conduct business, such as shopping or eating in restaurants like everybody else.
Therefore, EVERYBODY should be allowed to go out into the streets wearing low-hanging pants, even if it means exposing their butt-cracks. As long as people don't expose their genitals, then merely exposing the butt-crack should not be classified as indecent exposure by the law, because super morbidly obese Apple Boys with diabetes and heart disease would be discriminated against, and then, the law would be in violation of the ADA, Americans with Disabilities Act. And so, morbidly obese Apple Boys should be allowed to go out into the streets wearing low-hanging pants, since it's impossible for them to pull their pants up, in which case, EVERYBODY should be allowed to wear low-hanging pant out in public.
We now return to the subject of wearing a speedo on the beach . . .
As I had mentioned previously, I believe that even the most super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male should be allowed to wear a speedo or even a thong on the beach, even if his huge round belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs, and even his speedo is completely hidden under his belly so that as seen from the front, he appears to have nothing on! Well, I don't care, he should still be allowed to wear a speedo!
Also, a super super super morbidly obese pear-shaped female should even be allowed to wear a skimpy bikini on the beach! We fat people should have the same civil rights as everybody else in the USA. It is wrong to discriminate against people regardless of race, age, sex, or even body-type, all forms of discrimination are wrong, even discrimination against us fat people, so let us fatties go out and wear speedos, sissy-pants, and bikinis on the beach, and all of us obese guys, either apple-shaped or pear-shape, was should also hit the city streets wearing shirts that are too short to cover our bellies, and wear our pants half-way down on our butts, and show off our bellybuttons and butt-cracks!
The next picture below depicts what I would truly love to see! The perfect pear-shape super obese female on the beach in a skimpy bikini!
But I believe this is unfair to Pear Man!!!
If Apple Boy is allowed to wear his shorts down low on his butt, and show off his butt-crack, then Pear Man must also be allowed to wear his shorts way down low on his great big fat ass! Pear Man must also be allowed to show off his butt-crack, even in public, as Apple Boy is allowed to publicly expose his butt-crack.
So, the police officer, as depicted in the above cartoon, he is discriminating against Pear Man, because Pear Man should be allowed the same freedom as Apple Boy. Either that, or nobody is allowed to wear low hanging pants out on the streets. But again, that would still be discrimination against morbidly obese Apple Boys with diabetes and heart disease. Apple-boy would be unable to get out of his home and go out to conduct business, such as shopping or eating in restaurants like everybody else.
Therefore, EVERYBODY should be allowed to go out into the streets wearing low-hanging pants, even if it means exposing their butt-cracks. As long as people don't expose their genitals, then merely exposing the butt-crack should not be classified as indecent exposure by the law, because super morbidly obese Apple Boys with diabetes and heart disease would be discriminated against, and then, the law would be in violation of the ADA, Americans with Disabilities Act. And so, morbidly obese Apple Boys should be allowed to go out into the streets wearing low-hanging pants, since it's impossible for them to pull their pants up, in which case, EVERYBODY should be allowed to wear low-hanging pant out in public.
We now return to the subject of wearing a speedo on the beach . . .
As I had mentioned previously, I believe that even the most super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male should be allowed to wear a speedo or even a thong on the beach, even if his huge round belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs, and even his speedo is completely hidden under his belly so that as seen from the front, he appears to have nothing on! Well, I don't care, he should still be allowed to wear a speedo!
Also, a super super super morbidly obese pear-shaped female should even be allowed to wear a skimpy bikini on the beach! We fat people should have the same civil rights as everybody else in the USA. It is wrong to discriminate against people regardless of race, age, sex, or even body-type, all forms of discrimination are wrong, even discrimination against us fat people, so let us fatties go out and wear speedos, sissy-pants, and bikinis on the beach, and all of us obese guys, either apple-shaped or pear-shape, was should also hit the city streets wearing shirts that are too short to cover our bellies, and wear our pants half-way down on our butts, and show off our bellybuttons and butt-cracks!
The next picture below depicts what I would truly love to see! The perfect pear-shape super obese female on the beach in a skimpy bikini!
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Here we have seen a good example the absolute perfect pear-shaped obese female! Her broad round hips and her great big butt are more than twice as wide as her shoulders. Her thighs, and even her lower legs are bigger around than her chest! Now, I have seen a few pear-shaped females who had thighs bigger around than the chest. But I have not yet seen a female who's lower legs were also bigger around then the chest. But if a pear-shaped female could gain enough weight to cause her lower legs to become bigger around than her chest, then she will have achieved ultimate perfection. The perfect female body!!!
Also, the perfect pear-shaped obese female has a big ass so huge that she is not able to reach around behind to wipe her own butt, so she must either use a toilet paper holder on a long stick, or else, have someone wipe her butt for her. Therefore, she should live like a queen and have servants who will wipe her butt for her and to bather her and to even help her to get her clothes on.
The same should hold true for all of us supper super morbidly obese fatties, whether we be male or female, apple-shaped or pear-shaped, we should all be treated like Royalty! Fat is actually, Royal Flesh!
The perfect apple-shaped obese male would have both the upper arms and the forearms being bigger around than his hips! Now, I have actually seen some obese apple-shaped guys who had arms that are bigger around than the legs, but I have not yet seen an apple-shaped obese male with his arms being bigger around than his hips. Since upper-body fat is far more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat, then any apple-shape male with arms bigger around than the legs has already developed Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease and has probably had a heart attack at some time during his life. So it is probably highly unlikely that some guy could gain enough weight on his upper-body until his arms were bigger around than his hips. And even if he could achieve that ultimate perfection of having both his upper arms and forearms bigger around than his hips, then he probably won't live more than a couple of years after he had achieved that ultimate apple-shaped obese male perfection. And so, the perfect apple-shaped obese male body is truly a body to die for!
Also, the perfect apple-shaped obese male, if his huge massive upper-body hangs down low enough, that is, if his belly hangs down lower than his knees, and if his love-handles hang down over his hips and down below his hips, and he has a great big roll of fat on his lower back protruding out further than his butt and hanging down over his butt, then just like the obese pear-shape female, the obese apple-shaped male will also be unable to wipe his own butt, or bathe himself or even put on his own clothes. In fact, it would be physically impossible for anyone to even put a pair of pants on him because it would be physically impossible for anyone to lift up the belly, love-handles, and the lower-back-fat up high enough to put his pants on for him, or to even wipe his butt for him or to bathe him, so unlike the super super morbidly obese pear-shaped female who can still wear pants or a bikini, the supper supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male will be unable to wear any pants at all, so he would just have to stay at home sitting around the house in the nude.
So, the perfect pear-shaped super morbidly obese female can still wear clothes, even though she might need help from other people getting them on, and to bathe her, and to wipe her great big butt for her.
But in the case of the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male, it would be impossible for anyone to put clothes on him, or to bathe him, or for anyone to wipe his butt for him, because his lower-body would be entirely concealed under his huge massive low hanging upper-body. He would have to go undressed, unwashed, and unwiped!
Therefore, the perfect pear-shaped obese female can still wear clothes and have her personal hygiene maintained by servants, while the perfect apple-shaped obese male would be unable to wear clothes and it will be impossible of other people to help him with his personal hygiene, so he would just fill the room with his strong musky male body odor. This is the price one must pay for apple-shaped obese male perfection!
The next picture below depicts a super super super obese pear-shaped male and female couple on the beach. Both the male and female are pear-shaped.
Also, the perfect pear-shaped obese female has a big ass so huge that she is not able to reach around behind to wipe her own butt, so she must either use a toilet paper holder on a long stick, or else, have someone wipe her butt for her. Therefore, she should live like a queen and have servants who will wipe her butt for her and to bather her and to even help her to get her clothes on.
The same should hold true for all of us supper super morbidly obese fatties, whether we be male or female, apple-shaped or pear-shaped, we should all be treated like Royalty! Fat is actually, Royal Flesh!
The perfect apple-shaped obese male would have both the upper arms and the forearms being bigger around than his hips! Now, I have actually seen some obese apple-shaped guys who had arms that are bigger around than the legs, but I have not yet seen an apple-shaped obese male with his arms being bigger around than his hips. Since upper-body fat is far more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat, then any apple-shape male with arms bigger around than the legs has already developed Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease and has probably had a heart attack at some time during his life. So it is probably highly unlikely that some guy could gain enough weight on his upper-body until his arms were bigger around than his hips. And even if he could achieve that ultimate perfection of having both his upper arms and forearms bigger around than his hips, then he probably won't live more than a couple of years after he had achieved that ultimate apple-shaped obese male perfection. And so, the perfect apple-shaped obese male body is truly a body to die for!
Also, the perfect apple-shaped obese male, if his huge massive upper-body hangs down low enough, that is, if his belly hangs down lower than his knees, and if his love-handles hang down over his hips and down below his hips, and he has a great big roll of fat on his lower back protruding out further than his butt and hanging down over his butt, then just like the obese pear-shape female, the obese apple-shaped male will also be unable to wipe his own butt, or bathe himself or even put on his own clothes. In fact, it would be physically impossible for anyone to even put a pair of pants on him because it would be physically impossible for anyone to lift up the belly, love-handles, and the lower-back-fat up high enough to put his pants on for him, or to even wipe his butt for him or to bathe him, so unlike the super super morbidly obese pear-shaped female who can still wear pants or a bikini, the supper supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male will be unable to wear any pants at all, so he would just have to stay at home sitting around the house in the nude.
So, the perfect pear-shaped super morbidly obese female can still wear clothes, even though she might need help from other people getting them on, and to bathe her, and to wipe her great big butt for her.
But in the case of the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male, it would be impossible for anyone to put clothes on him, or to bathe him, or for anyone to wipe his butt for him, because his lower-body would be entirely concealed under his huge massive low hanging upper-body. He would have to go undressed, unwashed, and unwiped!
Therefore, the perfect pear-shaped obese female can still wear clothes and have her personal hygiene maintained by servants, while the perfect apple-shaped obese male would be unable to wear clothes and it will be impossible of other people to help him with his personal hygiene, so he would just fill the room with his strong musky male body odor. This is the price one must pay for apple-shaped obese male perfection!
The next picture below depicts a super super super obese pear-shaped male and female couple on the beach. Both the male and female are pear-shaped.
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Here is our cute middle-aged married couple, Mr and Mrs Pear on the beach. Mr Pear is 58 years old and his younger wife Mrs Pear is 53 years old. Despite their obesity, both are in good health, because obese people who are pear-shaped are much healthier and live much longer lives than obese people who are apple-shaped.
The next picture below depicts a super super super obese apple-shaped male and female couple on the beach. Both the male and female are apple-shaped.
The next picture below depicts a super super super obese apple-shaped male and female couple on the beach. Both the male and female are apple-shaped.
As usual, click on image above for a much larger view.Here is our much younger married couple, Mr and Mrs Apple on the beach. In this picture, we see Mr Apple apple at the age of 25 about a month before he died from his third and final heart attack which took place about 3 months after his 25th birthday. His wife, Mrs Apple is 7 years older at the age of 32 and so far she has had one heart attack when she was 29 years old. Obese people who are apple-shaped do not live as long as obese people who are pear-shaped, because upper-body fat greatly increases the risk of having insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. Both Mr Apple and Mrs pear have Type 2 Diabetes and need to use insulin, and they both have been diagnosed with heart disease.
Of course, Mr and Mrs Apple were a perfectly happy couple living their lives of greedy gluttony going out every day together and hitting the All You Can Eat Buffets across town. They loved food and the loved being obese and growing fatter and fatter with each passing day.
Mr Apple got married to his wife when he was 18 and she was 25 and before they became too fat to have sexual intercourse they had two kids. It was a year after they were married they had a girl and a year later a boy. Then they become too fat to have sex anymore. When Mister apple died at the age of 25, their daughter was 6 years old and their son was 5 years old. Both kids became super obese. Their 6 year old daughter weighed 320 pounds and their 5 year old son weighed 380 pounds. Both kids were apple-shaped even at that young age. They had short fat little legs and fat little butts but their arms were fatter than their legs, and they had great big round bellies. The 6 year old daughter, her belly hung down to her knees, and the 5 year old son, his belly hung down below his knees. Both kids were just barely able to walk, and they could only walk about in their house, having to sit down to rest after taking only 10 to 20 steps. They were unable to run around to play outdoors like other children so they just sat around in the living room watching TV and playing video games, and eating all day long. Those two little kids got a good head start in their life of greedy gluttony and super super super morbid obesity, setting a new world's record for being the fattest children ever! But they were one happy family. One happy fat family! One happy super super super obese family!
But now, Mr Apple is no longer with us. He was only 20 years old when he had is first heart attack, 23 when he had is second heart attack, and 25 when he had is third and final hear attack from which he had died. So now, it's up to Mrs Apple to raise her two fat little kids.
Mr Apple did have a lot of fun during his short life. He and his wife, both being apple-shaped with their fat arms bigger around than their legs, low hanging bellies hanging down to their knees, love-handles hanging down over their hips, and great big rolls of fat on their lower-backs protruding further than their butts, they were both unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover their low hanging bellies, and they both went around out in public, walking the streets with their pants half-way down on their butts, having fun, showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks, and mooning the world around them.
As I have mentioned so many times before, being apple-shaped is far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped. Being apple-shaped greatly increases the risk of getting insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. But then, super super super morbidly obese people who are apple-shaped have a lot more fun during their short lives. The get to go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks.
Now, along with some cities enacting local city ordinances against wearing low-hanging pants on the streets, there are some so-called medical experts who advocate that plus-size clothing have warning labels on them.
Yeah! That's right! warning labels on extra large clothing warning about the health risks and dangers of being obese. This has been going on mostly in the UK which is well know for their Nanny State mentality.
Of course, Mr and Mrs Apple were a perfectly happy couple living their lives of greedy gluttony going out every day together and hitting the All You Can Eat Buffets across town. They loved food and the loved being obese and growing fatter and fatter with each passing day.
Mr Apple got married to his wife when he was 18 and she was 25 and before they became too fat to have sexual intercourse they had two kids. It was a year after they were married they had a girl and a year later a boy. Then they become too fat to have sex anymore. When Mister apple died at the age of 25, their daughter was 6 years old and their son was 5 years old. Both kids became super obese. Their 6 year old daughter weighed 320 pounds and their 5 year old son weighed 380 pounds. Both kids were apple-shaped even at that young age. They had short fat little legs and fat little butts but their arms were fatter than their legs, and they had great big round bellies. The 6 year old daughter, her belly hung down to her knees, and the 5 year old son, his belly hung down below his knees. Both kids were just barely able to walk, and they could only walk about in their house, having to sit down to rest after taking only 10 to 20 steps. They were unable to run around to play outdoors like other children so they just sat around in the living room watching TV and playing video games, and eating all day long. Those two little kids got a good head start in their life of greedy gluttony and super super super morbid obesity, setting a new world's record for being the fattest children ever! But they were one happy family. One happy fat family! One happy super super super obese family!
But now, Mr Apple is no longer with us. He was only 20 years old when he had is first heart attack, 23 when he had is second heart attack, and 25 when he had is third and final hear attack from which he had died. So now, it's up to Mrs Apple to raise her two fat little kids.
Mr Apple did have a lot of fun during his short life. He and his wife, both being apple-shaped with their fat arms bigger around than their legs, low hanging bellies hanging down to their knees, love-handles hanging down over their hips, and great big rolls of fat on their lower-backs protruding further than their butts, they were both unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover their low hanging bellies, and they both went around out in public, walking the streets with their pants half-way down on their butts, having fun, showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks, and mooning the world around them.
As I have mentioned so many times before, being apple-shaped is far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped. Being apple-shaped greatly increases the risk of getting insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. But then, super super super morbidly obese people who are apple-shaped have a lot more fun during their short lives. The get to go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks.
Now, along with some cities enacting local city ordinances against wearing low-hanging pants on the streets, there are some so-called medical experts who advocate that plus-size clothing have warning labels on them.
Yeah! That's right! warning labels on extra large clothing warning about the health risks and dangers of being obese. This has been going on mostly in the UK which is well know for their Nanny State mentality.
here is an article from a web site at:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20935305-1702,00.html
MDs want obesity helplines on clothes
AAP December 15, 2006 09:47pm
LARGE-sized clothing should carry tags with an obesity helpline number, a British Medical Journal report has said.
The report, compiled by a group of public health professionals, has recommended the phone numbers be placed on tags on women's garments sized 16 and above, and on those with a waist measurement of more than 100 centimetres ( 39 inches) for men.
Clothes with waist measurements of more than 92cm (36 in) for boys and 79cm (31 in) for girls should also have the helpline number, the report has said. The report has warned that rising levels of obesity could bankrupt Britain's National Health Service (NHS) if left unchecked.
Clothes with waist measurements of more than 92cm (36 in) for boys and 79cm (31 in) for girls should also have the helpline number, the report has said. The report has warned that rising levels of obesity could bankrupt Britain's National Health Service (NHS) if left unchecked.
Obesity treatment accounts for 9 per cent of the NHS budget.
Other measures recommended by the report to combat the problem include banning the placement of sweets near shop checkouts and at children's eye level, taxing processed foods high in sugar or saturated fat and allowing new urban roads only if they include cycle lanes. "Medical practice must adapt to the current epidemic of obesity and nutrition-related diseases," the report has said."The profession must unite the forces of public health and acute services to generate sustainable changes in food and lifestyles: matters at the heart of our cultural identities."
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YEAH RIGHT!!!
Warning labels on extra large clothing? What next?
Again, if the law is to be fair to everybody, then they should also put warning labels on small size clothing as well, such as a size 4 or smaller like a size 2 or a size zero! And recently they even came out with a size -2, negative size numbers if you can believe that. These super small sizes in clothing should also have warning labels on them warning about the dangers of Anorexia, because so many teenagers have bee deliberately starving themselves to get down to the more fashionable smaller sizes.
The next picture below shows clothing, T-shirts and shorts, for the regular average sized male, the healthy obese pear-shaped male, and the unhealthy obese apple-shaped greedy diabetic male glutton with heart disease.
The next picture below shows clothing, T-shirts and shorts, for the regular average sized male, the healthy obese pear-shaped male, and the unhealthy obese apple-shaped greedy diabetic male glutton with heart disease.
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a much larger easier to read view
OK, if they're going to put warning labels on large size clothing, then it should only be on super-sized shirts, because a pear-shaped obese male who wears smaller shirts and great big fat-ass pants is going to live much longer than an apple-shaped obese male who wears great big super-sized T shirts and little shorts. Face it Apple Boy! If you have so much fat on your huge massive upper-body that one of your shirt sleeves is bigger around than your shorts, then you're not long for this world! If your arms are bigger around than your hips, then you probably have only about six months to a year at the most to live before your heart finally gives out on you and then you'll finally go to that great All You Can Eat Buffet in the sky!
Now, here are some real-life photos of obese apple-shaped and pear-shaped men and women.
Photos of pear-shaped men. They do exist you know!
I like this one. Father and son out fishing on a nice sunny afternoon.
Another typical pear-shaped male.
And another typical pear-shaped male.
Sometimes obese pear-shaped males take on a more effeminate appearance.
This obese pear-shaped male has broad hips and big thighs like pear-shaped females have.
Here is another pear-shaped obese male with broad hips. If he were wearing a shirt and grew his hair long, then he could easily be mistaken for a fat woman. Now I think he looks really cool!!!
When ever you see obese people living to an old age, they tend to be more pear-shaped. Obese males who are apple-shaped usually do not live as long as pear-shaped males.
This photo looks familiar. I believe it was taken from one of those afternoon TV talkshows and the black dude is some famous weight loss "expert" and diet Guru. I think he should just mind his own damn business and leave us fatties alone!
This guy is not exactly pear-shaped, but he's not exactly apple-shaped either. He has both a large upper-body and a large lower-body so he is big all over. His fat is more evenly distributed throughout his body so he is somewhere between being apple-shape and pear-shaped, or what is called proportional.
I think we fat guys look really cool wearing kilts! To bad kilts are not popular here in the USA as they are in the UK. Pear-shaped fat men should all wear kilts.
Photos of pear-shaped women
with some extreme examples
of really huge thighs!
WOW! Nice legs Grandma! Actually, It's hard to guess her age. I would say she's in her 60s because of her gray hair, but her skin is so soft and smooth almost like baby skin. If it weren't for her gray hair I would say she's in her 30s. She looks ageless! Sometimes we fat people take on an other-worldly kind of appearance, like we exist outside of time, because sometimes it's hard to guess a fat person's age by appearance alone. I have seen fat people in their 70s and 80s who had an infantile appearance. We fat people sometimes look like beings from some alternate world or parallel universe.
A typical pear-shaped lady with really broad hips and a small upper-body.
This is one of my all time favorite photos from off the internet, and the one most often sent through the E-mails.
Who says that all obese pear-shaped people always wear their pants up high around the waist? Eh? This pear-shape obese lady is wearing her pants down low on her hips and butt as a lot of obese apple-shaped males usually do.
The female on the left is pear-shaped while the female in the middle is almost apple-shaped and the male on the right is almost pear-shaped.
Another typical pear-shaped female.
When obese people are pear-shaped, the lower belly below the waist is larger than the upper belly above the waist
Photos of some extreme examples
of apple-shaped obese males.
This great big obese apple boy has a huge massive upper-body, and it's quite obvious by his baggy loose fitting shorts that he has a small butt and narrow hips. He's probably at least twice as big around his belly as he is around his hips.
Another typical apple boy with a large massive upper-body and a small lower-body.
Another typical apple-shaped fat male.
A typical apple-shaped fat male showing off his bellybutton.
A couple of butt-crack photos.
A typical overweight apple-shaped male showing off his butt-crack.
This photo was taken at THE CANADIAN CLAY AND GLASS GALLERY. No! It is not really called THE CANADIAN LAY AN ASS GALLERY! But it is most appropriate considering the obese apple-shaped male sitting on a rock and showing off his butt-crack.
So, once again, we are back on the subject of wearing low-hanging pants.
Now then, as for the laws concerning the wearing of low-hanging pants on the city streets, or for wearing a speedo on the beach, for the perfect apple-shape super super morbidly obese male, well . . . . . the question is moot.
The following pictures below are some "SPEEDO LIMIT" cartoons from around the Internet concerning older men and/or fat men wearing a speedo on the beach. These are pictures that I have taken from the Internet, which I have enhanced.
Here are the originals AND my enhanced versions.
An original versionThe next one below is taken from both the original version and my enhanced version
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Here are some more cartoon drawings concerning fat guys in speedos.
This one is the original version of the "SPEEDO LIMIT" cartoon.
This is my improved and enhanced version of the original.The next four cartoons below are my own original creations.
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Actually, in the picture above, the life guard on the right is taken from another cartoon from the Internet, but the background and the great big fat boy on the left are my own original creations. I find fat people much easier to draw than thin people, because fat people have more nice smooth round curves while thin people have sharp angular features making them much harder to draw than fat people.
The next picture below is my own original creation.
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This is an example of a PERFECT APPLE-SHAPED OBESE MALE BODY! He has a huge massive upper-body supported on thin weak legs. His upper arms and even his forearms are bigger around than his hips and thighs! Also, he is only 17 years old, and yet, he is prematurely bald on top of his head. Ah! The perfect male body!
Although most guys would think that it sucks to go bald, I say that the best time to go bald is during your teen age years before you reach the age of 21 years. I have known some guys who went prematurely bald in their early 20s. For example: when I was going to a technical school up in Albuquerque New Mexico where I majored in Civil Drafting, I knew another student who was only 22 years old and he had the typical male pattern baldness. He was bald on top of his head with only a fringe of hair on the sides and the back. Of course, it didn't look good on him because he was skinny. A bald head looks cute on a fat guy with a nice plump round baby face, but on a thin guy it makes him look really old.
I also went bald at a relatively young age. When I was 19 years old, my hairline receded back about a half inch. At first I didn't think too much about it, but then when I was 20, I had a small bald spot on top of my head about the size of a quarter. I just combed my hair over to cover it, but a year later at the age of 21, my bald spot was 3 inches in diameter and my hair was thinning out on top of my head and my hairline was back about 2 inches. I was really bummed out about that, and it was getting harder to do a comb-over to cover it. by the time I was 27 years old, I was completely bald on top of my head with only a fringe of hair on the sides and the back. It really sucked, so I wore a cap to cover my bald head.
For most guys who go bald, it usually doesn't begin to happen until their late 30s or early to mid 40s, and sometimes male pattern baldness doesn't begin to happen until after the age of 50 or 60, but it can happen at a much younger age.
Now, if you're going to have premature male pattern baldness, the best time to get it is during your teen age years. I once knew a chubby 13 year old boy with blond hair that was thinning out on top of his head. It rarely happens at such a young age, but it can happen.
So, I say, if your an obese happy greedy glutton , then the best time to be completely bald on top of your head with just a fringe of hair on the sides and back is when you are about 16 or 17 years old!!!
Now, why do I say that?
Because the legal drinking age in most states here in the USA is 21, and when you have just reached the age of 21, then you can go into any liquor store or bar to buy beer. Of course, if you're young in your early 20s they will ask you to show them an ID card, like a drivers license, or something to prove that you're 21 years old.
But if you are bald on top of your head at the age of 16 or 17, then even with a fat round baby face, people will still think that you're older than 21, and when you go into a bar or liquor store, they won't ask you to show them some ID before you make your purchase. That way, you can get a good head start on growing your beer-belly when you are still just a teen age kid.
And so, premature male pattern baldness during the teen age years is the very best thing that can happen to a happy obese greedy glutton! Yeah, some people might think you're ugly or unattractive, but what the Hell, you can start guzzling beer while you're still just a kid and by the time you're in your early to mid 20s you will have a huge round beer belly that is much larger than what is usually possible at that age.
Now then . . . . . getting back to the subject of obese apple-shaped guys wearing a speedo on the beach . . . . .
In the next picture below, our obese hero of the beach is confronted by another person who warns him that if he doesn't put on a pair of shorts, the he'll be arrested for indecent exposure.
Although most guys would think that it sucks to go bald, I say that the best time to go bald is during your teen age years before you reach the age of 21 years. I have known some guys who went prematurely bald in their early 20s. For example: when I was going to a technical school up in Albuquerque New Mexico where I majored in Civil Drafting, I knew another student who was only 22 years old and he had the typical male pattern baldness. He was bald on top of his head with only a fringe of hair on the sides and the back. Of course, it didn't look good on him because he was skinny. A bald head looks cute on a fat guy with a nice plump round baby face, but on a thin guy it makes him look really old.
I also went bald at a relatively young age. When I was 19 years old, my hairline receded back about a half inch. At first I didn't think too much about it, but then when I was 20, I had a small bald spot on top of my head about the size of a quarter. I just combed my hair over to cover it, but a year later at the age of 21, my bald spot was 3 inches in diameter and my hair was thinning out on top of my head and my hairline was back about 2 inches. I was really bummed out about that, and it was getting harder to do a comb-over to cover it. by the time I was 27 years old, I was completely bald on top of my head with only a fringe of hair on the sides and the back. It really sucked, so I wore a cap to cover my bald head.
For most guys who go bald, it usually doesn't begin to happen until their late 30s or early to mid 40s, and sometimes male pattern baldness doesn't begin to happen until after the age of 50 or 60, but it can happen at a much younger age.
Now, if you're going to have premature male pattern baldness, the best time to get it is during your teen age years. I once knew a chubby 13 year old boy with blond hair that was thinning out on top of his head. It rarely happens at such a young age, but it can happen.
So, I say, if your an obese happy greedy glutton , then the best time to be completely bald on top of your head with just a fringe of hair on the sides and back is when you are about 16 or 17 years old!!!
Now, why do I say that?
Because the legal drinking age in most states here in the USA is 21, and when you have just reached the age of 21, then you can go into any liquor store or bar to buy beer. Of course, if you're young in your early 20s they will ask you to show them an ID card, like a drivers license, or something to prove that you're 21 years old.
But if you are bald on top of your head at the age of 16 or 17, then even with a fat round baby face, people will still think that you're older than 21, and when you go into a bar or liquor store, they won't ask you to show them some ID before you make your purchase. That way, you can get a good head start on growing your beer-belly when you are still just a teen age kid.
And so, premature male pattern baldness during the teen age years is the very best thing that can happen to a happy obese greedy glutton! Yeah, some people might think you're ugly or unattractive, but what the Hell, you can start guzzling beer while you're still just a kid and by the time you're in your early to mid 20s you will have a huge round beer belly that is much larger than what is usually possible at that age.
Now then . . . . . getting back to the subject of obese apple-shaped guys wearing a speedo on the beach . . . . .
In the next picture below, our obese hero of the beach is confronted by another person who warns him that if he doesn't put on a pair of shorts, the he'll be arrested for indecent exposure.
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But he only appears to be in the nude when you see him from the front, because his huge round belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs, so as seen from the front, he appears to have nothing on. But if you see him from behind, then you'll see that he is wearing a speedo. Yes, he is showing off his butt-crack, but he really can't help that.
In the next picture below, our obese hero finally gets his own backyard pool built so the he may enjoy a cool refreshing swim on a hot summer day.
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Since he is no longer allowed at the beach or a public swimming pool, he had no choice but to invest in his own backyard pool, and now, he invites his super obese friends to join him where they are free to wear speedos the slide halfway down on their butts. They are even allowed to swim in the nude.
I believe that super morbidly obese apple-shaped males can not and should not be arrested for indecent exposure, because if your belly hangs down over your thighs, it covers your male genitals, so indecent exposure is actually physically impossible, unless you define showing off the butt-crack as indecent exposure.
The next picture below is taken from the Internet.
He's just a kid only 12 years old, standing on the beach wearing a speedo and drinking a Coke. It's his 12th Coke (not diet) and he has eaten 20 hot dogs during a picnic so he's just a young greedy and happy glutton.
The next picture below depicts the result of his gluttony in a few years as he become a super morbidly obese apple-shaped young man in his teens.
I believe that super morbidly obese apple-shaped males can not and should not be arrested for indecent exposure, because if your belly hangs down over your thighs, it covers your male genitals, so indecent exposure is actually physically impossible, unless you define showing off the butt-crack as indecent exposure.
The next picture below is taken from the Internet.
He's just a kid only 12 years old, standing on the beach wearing a speedo and drinking a Coke. It's his 12th Coke (not diet) and he has eaten 20 hot dogs during a picnic so he's just a young greedy and happy glutton.
The next picture below depicts the result of his gluttony in a few years as he become a super morbidly obese apple-shaped young man in his teens.
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Due to a bad diet of mostly junk foods, he has gone prematurely bald on top of his head by the age of 17 years, so he can now drink a beer because his bald head make him look older than 21 which is the legal drinking age in most states, and his belly now hangs down over his speedo, and he has become diabetic. But he does not care because he's a happy greedy glutton!
Here are some animated graphics from around the Internet.
He's got nice chubby thighs that rub together when he dances. Hopefully, he will continue to gain weight and become more and more obese. I also sincerely hope that he will become more apple-shaped until his belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs almost down to his knees.Here's a couple more animations that I had received in an E-mail a few years ago.
First I got the one on the left, then a year later I got the one on the right. It's really awesome to see a morbidly obese apple-shaped male dancing in a speedo, or better still, in a little thong! In the animation on the right, I like the way his love-handles are much wider than his hips and are beginning to hang down over his chubby little butt.
The next two animations below are my own creations using a GIF Animator that I downloaded from the Internet.
This obese male on is pear-shaped, so as he grows bigger and fatter, he needs to buy larger and larger shorts which cost more and more.
But this obese male, since he is apple-shaped, then, as he grows bigger and fatter on his upper-body, he doesn't gain much weight on his lower-body, so he continues to wear the same size shorts even as he grows more and more obese, thus he saves money in buying shorts or pants. But he has much higher medical expenses. You also notice how the apple-shaped obese male had an expanding waistline and a receding hairline as he gains weight, he loses his hair, then his shorts, and eventually his life. And so, in the future, when an an obese apple-shaped male passes on, his friends will say, "he dropped his pants" which will become the euphemism for saying that he just passed on.Eventually, every apple-shaped obese male hopes to have so much upper-body fat hanging down so low that it will become physically impossible for him to put on a pair of pants anymore.
The next series of pictures below depict a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male diabetic glutton with heart disease gaining more and more fat on his upper-body until his entire upper-body eventually hangs down lower and lower over his lower-body, down over the knees, hips, and butt!
here's the first picture in the series.
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This guy is my hero! I admire him and I truly envy him! He is a morbidly obese apple-shaped greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease. But does he care? Like, HELL NO! He loves being morbidly obese and walking along the beach in his skimpy red speedo. He is only 17 years old and already he is bald on top of his head. He loves being bald because it makes him look older that 21, the legal drinking age in most states here in the USA, so because he looks older than 21, thanks to his bald head, when he can go into liquor store or any bar to purchase beer, they don't even bother to ask him to show an ID card to prove he's old enough to drink. being bald on top of your head during your teen age years is the very best thing that can happen to you, because looking older the 21 when you're only 17 allows you to get a really good head start on growing a huge round beer belly. I actually wish I had gone bald when I was only 17, but NO, I didn't go bald on top of my head until is was about 25 years old. So, I had to wait until I was 21 before I could legally purchase beer. That sucked!!!
here is the second picture in the series.
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Here he is at the age of 18 and he's much fatter now. He has already had one heart attack about 3 months before his 18th birthday! But he did not let that stop him from pursuing his life of gluttony. Hid great big round belly now hangs down over the front of his skimpy red speedo completely covering it from view so that he looks like he is in the nude when seen from the front. He has a great big roll of fat on his lower back which is beginning to hang down over his butt, and his love-handles hang down over his hips as seen from behind. The only exercise He ever gets is walking along the beach and loves to walk along the beach or at a public swimming pool and showing off his huge massive upper-body. And, why not? I say, if you got it, then flaunt it!
Here is the third picture in the series.
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He is now 19 years old, and about 6 months after his 19th birthday, he had his second heart attack! But he still doesn't care because he is a lazy super super morbidly obese diabetic glutton who simply loves to eat and he still wants to grow fatter and fatter. His huge round belly now hangs down to his knees and it's now physically impossible for him to engage in sexual intercourse. He can't even get an erection anymore. But that is exactly what he likes! He love being much too morbidly obese to have sex. His love-handles now hang down lower than his hips and the great big roll of fat on his lower back hangs down over his butt. So, it's now physically impossible for him to put on pants anymore. Because of this, he can't go to the beach anymore because he can't even put on his speedo. So now, he just sits around the house in the nude, eating and sleeping and guzzling beer all day long and growing fatter and fatter with each passing day. But I still envy him, and I truly wish I could be just like him! WAY TO GO FAT BOY!!!
here is the fourth picture in the series.
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Here is our morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic gluttonous hero at the age of 20 years. His huge round belly now hangs way down below the knees, his love-handles hang way down below his hips, and that great big roll of fat on his lower back now hangs way down below his butt. So now, because his massive upper-body hangs so far down over and below his lower-body, we can not see his hips and butt anymore.
Before he became this enormously obese, he had to have a soft flexible rubber tube slipped over his penis like a condom, and a proctologist had to insert another tube into his rectum . The tubes curry away the urine and solid waste products. But he has deep sweaty skin-folds so there is absolutely nothing that can be done about his strong heavy musky body odor.
The next picture below is an animation showing the hidden features underneath his huge massive low-hanging upper-body.
Before he became this enormously obese, he had to have a soft flexible rubber tube slipped over his penis like a condom, and a proctologist had to insert another tube into his rectum . The tubes curry away the urine and solid waste products. But he has deep sweaty skin-folds so there is absolutely nothing that can be done about his strong heavy musky body odor.
The next picture below is an animation showing the hidden features underneath his huge massive low-hanging upper-body.
Please click on the image above to see the whole picture!The flashing dotted lines indicate the hidden features of his lower-body, his groin, his hips, and his butt. This shows how his huge massive upper-body hangs down over everything and the deep skin-folds which are probably moist and sweaty
When he had finally achieved this level of obesity he was 20 years old, and it was about a month after his 20th birthday when he had his third and final heart attack! But he died perfectly happy and contented. He died a true glutton's death, the way every super super super morbidly obese greedy glutton hopes to die.
Before he died at the age of 20, his huge round belly hung way down below his knees! His love-handles hung way down below his hips, down over his thighs to just below his knees, and that great big roll of fat he had on his lower back hung way down below his butt and down over the backs of his thighs and over the backs of his knees, and so, his butt and the back of his thighs were completely hidden under his lower-back-fat! Despite his diabetes and his heart disease and early death at the age of 20, I still envy him, and I still want very much to be just like him! I truly admire this super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton. He was truly a greedy greedy glutton and a lazy slob!
Now then, because his massive upper-body hung down so freakin' low over his lower-body, it completely hid his bare ass and his private male parts. And so, he had reasoned it out in his mind, that it would be OK for him to walk completely naked out in the city streets, because his private parts were so well hidden by all of his upper-body-fat hanging down so low.
One day, about a week before he died fron a massive heart attack, he had attempted to go out walking in public out into the city streets and he was imeadiately aressted for indecent exposure. But the judge however, had actually ruled in his favor! The judge delared, that because all that can be seen was his huge massive upper-body, then going out into the streets was no worse than being without a shirt on because his lower-body with it's private male parts was completely hidden from view as it normally would be while wearing pants, thus "indecent exposure" was physically impossible for him.
And so, he's allowed to go out into the strees without any clothes on. There is no law against going out in public without a shirt. There is a law against exposing the lower-body and it private parts, but his upper-body had hung down low enough to cover his lower-body, therefore, the judge ruled that it was, technically speaking, perfectly legal for him to go out in public without any clothes on.
Of course, you can't go into a resaturant or a supermarket or a lot of other public building without a shirt or any shoes on, but there is no law against walking the city streets bearfooted or without a shirt on, as long as the lower-body is not exposed, which in his particular case, it was physically impossible for him to expose his lower-body since his upper-body hung down so low and covered his lower-body so very well as it naturally would if he could have worn pants.
But, if he had wanted to eat in a restaurant or go into a supermarket, then he would have to at least put on a shirt and have someone put his shoes on for him. He could have gotten a pair of boots, and had someone attach some bluejeans-type of cuffs to them so that it would appear as if he was wearing pants underneath.
When he had finally achieved this level of obesity he was 20 years old, and it was about a month after his 20th birthday when he had his third and final heart attack! But he died perfectly happy and contented. He died a true glutton's death, the way every super super super morbidly obese greedy glutton hopes to die.
Before he died at the age of 20, his huge round belly hung way down below his knees! His love-handles hung way down below his hips, down over his thighs to just below his knees, and that great big roll of fat he had on his lower back hung way down below his butt and down over the backs of his thighs and over the backs of his knees, and so, his butt and the back of his thighs were completely hidden under his lower-back-fat! Despite his diabetes and his heart disease and early death at the age of 20, I still envy him, and I still want very much to be just like him! I truly admire this super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton. He was truly a greedy greedy glutton and a lazy slob!
Now then, because his massive upper-body hung down so freakin' low over his lower-body, it completely hid his bare ass and his private male parts. And so, he had reasoned it out in his mind, that it would be OK for him to walk completely naked out in the city streets, because his private parts were so well hidden by all of his upper-body-fat hanging down so low.
One day, about a week before he died fron a massive heart attack, he had attempted to go out walking in public out into the city streets and he was imeadiately aressted for indecent exposure. But the judge however, had actually ruled in his favor! The judge delared, that because all that can be seen was his huge massive upper-body, then going out into the streets was no worse than being without a shirt on because his lower-body with it's private male parts was completely hidden from view as it normally would be while wearing pants, thus "indecent exposure" was physically impossible for him.
And so, he's allowed to go out into the strees without any clothes on. There is no law against going out in public without a shirt. There is a law against exposing the lower-body and it private parts, but his upper-body had hung down low enough to cover his lower-body, therefore, the judge ruled that it was, technically speaking, perfectly legal for him to go out in public without any clothes on.
Of course, you can't go into a resaturant or a supermarket or a lot of other public building without a shirt or any shoes on, but there is no law against walking the city streets bearfooted or without a shirt on, as long as the lower-body is not exposed, which in his particular case, it was physically impossible for him to expose his lower-body since his upper-body hung down so low and covered his lower-body so very well as it naturally would if he could have worn pants.
But, if he had wanted to eat in a restaurant or go into a supermarket, then he would have to at least put on a shirt and have someone put his shoes on for him. He could have gotten a pair of boots, and had someone attach some bluejeans-type of cuffs to them so that it would appear as if he was wearing pants underneath.
And of course, he could have put on a shirt. But there were no shirts that were large enough to completely cover his huge round low-hanging belly, and so naturally, his bellybutton would have been exposed. But then, there are no laws against showing off your bellybutton. We have all seen a lot of super morbidly obese apple-shaped males showing off their bellybuttons. No big deal!The next picture below shows our hero, the apple-shaped super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic male glutton wearing a sleeveless tank-top shirt and a pair of boots with 8 inch blue jean cuffs attached to them. This what he wore during his last week before he died.
He was not actually wearing pants because it was physically impossible for him to put on any pants, so he was only wearing a pair of boots with blue jean cuffs attached to them so that it would only look like he was wearing pants. Also, his arms were so fat he could only wear sleeveless tank-top shirts, and of course, he couldn't get any shirts that are large enough to completely cover his huge low-hanging belly, and so, he went around out in public showing off his bellybutton. But there are no laws against exposing your bellybutton. And of course, all city ordinances against showing off your butt-crack in public should also be stricken from the law books.And so, thanks to the boots with the blue jean cuffs attached and the shirt he wore, he was finally "street legal" and he was able to go out in public during the last week of his life before he died.
On the day he died, he was eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet. He had arrived at the buffet about 12:00 PM noon and sat there and ate until 6:00 PM, so that was about 6 hours of continous eating. Then he got up for the last time to get another tray of food, and on the way back, he started gasping for air and had sharp stabbing pains in his chest and arms. As he clutched at his chest, and while gasping for air he dropped his tray of food, and then, he collapsed and died from a massive heart attack!
The owner of the buffet estimated that he had eaten about 150 pounds of food and drank 12 pichers of dark beer. He was still sober because of his enormous size. Not even 12 pichers of dark beer were enough to get him drunk. To him, drinking beer was like drinking soda pop.
While he was eating at the buffet, because of his huge massive upper-body hanging down so low, he could not sit down on a chair with a backrest. Instead, he had to sit his butt down on a stool. He would spread his legs just wide enough apart so that someone could tilt the stool horizontally under him, then once under his massive body, the stool could then be turned upright where it was hidden under his low-hanging belly, low-hanging love-handles, and low-hanging back-fat. And when he stood up, the stool was lodged in place so that when we walked to get another tray of food, the stool being stuck in place went with him. And when he sat down, his belly, love-handles, and lower-back-fat made contact with the floor and nobody could see his feet or the stool he was sitting on.
As he would sit down again to resume eating, some teen age kids were sitting at a table not far from his, and they were constantly harassing him, saying things like "Oink! Oink! Oink! Lookit the great big fat piggy! Pig, pig, pig, SUUUUUEEEEE! SUUUUEEE! Pig, pig, pig, SUUUUUEEEEE! SUUUUEEEEE! Hey Piggy! How much beer can the belly hold?" and while they were teasing him, it did not bother him in the least. He just smiled and laughed back at them. He actually enjoyed their rude and sarcastic comments.
And then, when he was having his heart attack, the teen age kids continued with their rude comments saying more stuff like "What's the matter Piggy? You've been hungry for food, now your gasping, hungry for air! Aw! Poor Piggy is gonna die! That's what you geet for eating too much! Serves you right, Piggy, Piggy Piggy!" and as he died, his knees buckled under him and he died in an almost standing position, his belly, love-handles, and lower-back-fat making contact with the floor and his feet were hidden. He looked like he had no legs. He had died like a true super morbidly obese apple-shaped male and greedy diabetic glutton as all happy gluttons hope to someday die. And that is from a massive heart attack while making a big fat greedy pig of himself at an All You Can Eat Buffet.
A super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease is only happy when eating as much as he pleases, just sitting around the house in the nude, watching TV, guzzling beer all day long, eating and sleeping. A true lazy obese greedy glutton likes to spend about 8 hours each day, constantly eating, and then sleeping for 16 hours, waking up in the middle of the night to have another big meal, then going back to sleep again. Greedy obese gluttons hate to exercise, and they don't even care to have sex because it sounds too much like strenuous exercise. A greedy glutton love having a huge round belly that hangs down over his penis and down below his knees. A true glutton actually hates having sex and is very happy that he can't have sex. He would much rather eat and sleep instead.
Also, a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic male glutton with heart disease actually loves the way his groin hangs down over his penis, the way his enormous round belly hangs down over his groin and way down below his knees, the way his love-handles hang way down below his hips, and the way that great big roll of fat on his lower back hangs way down below his butt. He actually loves shaving those deep sweaty skin-folds under his huge massive upper-body, and thoroughly enjoys how his heavy strong musky body odor just fills an entire room, with his enormous size and heavy strong body odor making him the most dominant person in a room full of people.
The next picture below is another example of the perfect apple-shaped obese male male greedy diabetic glutton.
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You know you are an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease if you are 17 years old and still wear the same size shorts that you wore when you were only 12 years old and only weighing only 100 pounds, but your shirts are much larger now and even a SIZE 12 XL shirt will not completely cover your huge round belly because of your super super super huge and massive upper-body.
And now, I shall end this article here and I would like to introduce you all to . . .
And now, I shall end this article here and I would like to introduce you all to . . .
THE BIG FAT BAD APPLE BOYS!
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