FROM ANOREXIA AND STARVATION!
an over-sized casket or in a shoe box?
But what if you had only two choices on how you were going to die? What if those two choices were to either die of anorexia, starving to death, or over-eating, to eventually die from your gluttony and obesity? Which would you chose, if those were the only these two choices?
I would choose to die from gluttony and massive obesity, because it's a lot more fun getting there! Yes, going out from a heart attack might be rather painful, but still, not as painful as say, dying in a house fire or a car crash, and it's a lot more fun than starving to death.
Also, we big fat greedy gluttons live much longer than anorexics. We may not live as long as average sized people but we do live longer than anorexics. A person can go up to 6 weeks without food, but no more than 3 or 4 days without water, and no more than 5 minutes without air. An enormously obese person can go more than 6 weeks without food, because we have more fat stored away on our bodies, so it would take an extremely obese person much longer to die from starvation. The agony of hunger and starving would be more prolonged, and take longer.
But most people would die after more than 6 weeks without food. Now some political prisoners have gone on hunger strikes for much longer. I believe the record was over 70 days. Anorexics have been known to starve themselves over a period of several years, but of course, they don't go totally without food. They do eat occasionally, which helps to prolong their years on their semi-starvation diets. But most anorexics die during their teen age years or in their 20s and very few anorexics live longer than that. There are some anorexics who are in their 30s and 4os but then, their eating disorder had started later in life. So, whatever age you happen to be when you started an anorexic life-style, you would be damn lucky if you lasted more the 5 years or so. Starving yourself will kill you much faster than gluttony and obesity.
A happy obese glutton may indulge in his gluttonous life-style for 20 or 30 years, or even another 40 years or so before it finally catches up with him. Also, the younger you are when you embark on the path of greedy gluttony, the earlier in life you'll go out. So, an enormously obese person who started his/her gluttonous life-style while in his/her teens might not live beyond his 30s or 40s while someone who started eating like a glutton in his 30s might live into his 50s or even his 60s before going out.
So, it does take many years before your gluttony finally takes you out. But if you chose to go down the path of Anorexia, then you probably won't last another 5 years or so, so it's better to follow the path of gluttony, which will give you a lot more years to enjoy your food.
Also, gluttony is lot more fun! You get to eat all your favorite foods that you enjoy so much, and that's really fun, especially if you love being obese and becoming fatter and fatter over the years. Gluttony makes you grow really HUGE! It feels good to have a full belly, and it makes you feel happy and contented, and you get really sleepy after eating a great big meal.
Anorexia is no fun at all. It really sucks! You feel hungry all the time, and you feel cold, even on warm days you feel like shivering, and it's a very uncomfortable way to live, and a painful way to die. When you're starving, you will feel too weak to get up out of your bed and to do much of anything else.
Of course, when you're an enormously obese glutton, you will also feel too weak to get up from your bed, but that is because you have become too fat to get up and move around, But it feels a Hell of a lot more comfortable than feeling too weak from starvation. When you're a big fat glutton, you feel lazy, and your body feels so nice and soft.
Gluttony can also a painful way to die, especially when you have your final heart attack, and your heart explodes in your chest. But the agony is not as prolonged as the pain of starvation for anorexics. When you have a massive heart attack, you go out much faster, so it is still a much better way to die than starving to death.
Also, when you die from gluttony, and especially from super super obesity, you will go out in a really big way. Your friends, relatives and neighbors will long remember you, and the funeral after you had been buried in a huge over-sized casket. There is a company that specializes in making super-size coffins for us really huge obese gluttons when our time finally comes.
The company is named Goliath Caskets, and here is an example of one of their over-sized caskets made for us super fatties.
The next pictures below depicts how every gluttons truly want's to go out! To go out in a really big way! To live big, to eat big, and to die big!
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Now that is the way every greedy and happy morbidly obese glutton should go out!
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Everybody will remember your funeral for a long time to come. For years your friends and neighbors will talk about the day you passed on and how it was a struggle to remove your massive body from your home.
People will remember you're funneral for many years afterward.
You are now having a fun life, eating all of your favorite foods, and eating as much as you please, and getting as enormously obese as you please. Your life of gluttony and super super massive obesity was a life of pleasure and fun! Shouldn't your eventual death also be fun?
Gluttony and super massive obesity puts the FUN in FUNneral!
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