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Monday, August 31, 2009

SHOULD SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE MEN BE ALLOWED TO WEAR SPEEDOS ON THE BEACH? HOW ABOUT LOW HANGING PANTS ON THE CITY STREETS? YES! ABSOLUTELY YES!

WHY I BELIEVE THAT ALL SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WEAR A SKIMPY SPEEDO ON THE BEACH AND WHY THEY SHOULD ALSO HAVE THE FREEDOM TO WEAR THEIR LOW HANGING PANTS ON THE CITY STREETS!

A morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic
male wearing a red speedo on the beach


A Morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic male
wearing his low hanging shorts on the streets

Recently, in flint Michigan, they have enacted a city ordinance against guys wearing low-hanging pants on the streets. I believe that this law in unfair because it actually discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males. If your belly hangs down over your belt and down over the front of your pants, and your love-handles hang down over your hips, then you can't help it if your pants slide about half-way down down on your butt exposing your butt-crack. You're not even able to pull your pants up, so your pants will just naturally keep sliding down on your butt. Should you get busted just simply because you are unable to keep your pant up? No, absolutely no!

This is from a web site at:

http://www.asdlabs.com/blog/2008/07/10/flint-mi-baggy-pants-law/

THE FLINT MICHIGAN BAGGY PANTS LAW

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Crazy new and UNCONSTITUTIONAL laws being enacted around the country are nothing new. In the age of using fear to control, any law can get passed by convincing the sheep of the world that it somehow threatens their perfect rainbow and unicorn filled safety. The newest trend of absurd laws being enacted in the US is to make it a crime to wear "saggy trousers". Following in the footsteps of a few "redneck towns", Flint, MI has also enacted such a law. You know because anyone wearing their jeans below their belly button must be drug smoking, gun toting criminals (it certainly has nothing to do with creating a "reason" to search otherwise innocent civilians)! To help you understand the law, that could result in up to A YEAR in jail or $500.00 fine, the Detroit Free Press created the sweet illustration above. They also provided a special concealed message for MI residents: "Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout."

Source: [Detroit Free Press]

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As I have stated earlier, this law discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, because they are unable to "properly" wear their pants up higher as most people do.

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Now some authorities might argue, that if you are unable to keep your pants from falling down due to massive upper-body apple-shaped obesity, and if you don't what to get busted for wearing low hanging britches, then you should make every effort to lose weight.

YEAH RIGHT!!!

There is no law against obesity or being a glutton. The law can't tell us how much we should weigh or how much to eat. We are still free to eat as much as we please, and to get as fat as we please, and if that means having your pants slide halfway down on your butt and exposing your butt-crack, then so be it!!!

There is a lot of societal hostility toward guys wearing low hanging pants, and some of it is bordering on being absolutely moronic.

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Again, this does not take into account apple-shaped males who are super morbidly obese, and who can't help it if their pants slide down low.

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Fortunately, some states have ruled that the low hanging pants law is unconstitutional, that the state has no right to dictate how we dress.

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Courts strike down saggy pants law in Florida; ACLU still
questions Flint enforcement


by Bryn Mickle | The Flint Journal

Wednesday September 17, 2008, 7:24 PM

FLINT, Michigan -- A southern smackdown of a ban on saggy pants in Florida has provided new ammunition for the fashion battle in Flint. Attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union of Michigan say a Florida judge's rebuke backs up their argument that Flint cops should stop looking for low-riding pants -- although the ruling has no direct impact on local law enforcement.

A judge in Palm Beach County on Monday called a saggy pants law unconstitutional after a 17-year-old spent the night in jail when police in Riviera Beach stopped him for riding a bike with about 5-inches of underwear exposed. "(The Florida ruling) highlights the incredible Constitutional difficulties with the police practice (in Flint)," said Kary L. Moss, executive director of the ACLU of Michigan.

Acting Flint Police Chief David R. Dicks could not be reached for comment by the Journal on Wednesday. But Dicks was quoted Wednesday on the Detroit Free Press Web site saying the his officers would make arrests "if the pants are at the knees and your underwear is exposed." The edict could eventually land the city in court if Dicks doesn't rescind the order, said the ACLU.

The ACLU has been at odds with Dicks since June when he announced that his officers would arrest people for wearing pants or shorts that exposed their rear ends, calling the fashion "immoral self-expression." The ACLU sent Dicks a letter asking him to stop targeting baggy pants as indecent exposure, but an ACLU attorney said the request was ignored. Flint ACLU attorney Gregory T. Gibbs said people have complained about the Flint policy but said information is still being gathered for a lawsuit.

"We're working on it," said Gibbs.

Dicks told the Free Press for Wednesday's story that his officers aren't patrolling the streets in search of baggy pants and aren't typically arresting first-time offenders. "We don't want to give kids a record or put them in jail because of their dress style or because they are being disorderly," Dicks told the Free Press.

Mark Fancher, an ACLU attorney in Detroit, said there is a big difference between the situations in Flint and Florida. Unlike the Florida case where voters passed a law against the fashion in March, Fancher said Dicks is trying to stretch a disorderly person ordinance to fit his purposes. "In Flint, we don't have a law (against saggy pants). We have a chief trying to create a law," said Fancher.

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Sagging Pants Law Unconstitutional

Final Call, News Report, Nisa Islam Muhammad, Posted: Oct 07, 2008

(FinalCall.com) - Palm Beach Circuit Judge Paul Moyle ruled Sept. 15 that a “sagging pants” ordinance in Riviera Beach, Fla., was unconstitutional after a 17-year-old was arrested and held overnight in jail. “We’re not talking about exposure of buttocks. No! We’re talking about someone who has on pants whose underwear are apparently visible to a police officer who then makes an arrest and the basis is he’s then held overnight, no bond,” said Judge Moyle. Supporters of an ordinance outlawing “sagging pants” gathered 5,000 signatures last March to put a proposed ban to a vote. It passed. “The ordinance was overwhelmingly passed by the citizens,” said Francis Muhammad, Nation of Islam student study group leader in nearby West Palm Beach. “That city is 80 percent Black and the people were just tired of seeing it. The elders and most of the homeowners were just tired of seeing it.” While many cities around the country are enacting ordinances and laws against the widely popular style of dress called “sagging” or “baggy pants,” Riviera Beach, Fla., had the distinction of being the first city to arrest someone for the offense and have the law ruled unconstitutional. With 11 arrests to date, eyes are on Riviera Beach to see what will happen next. Prior to the judge’s ruling, according to the law, anyone whose pants were so low that skin or underwear could be seen faced legal action. The first offense carried a $150 fine or community service. Repeat offenders could have been sentenced to as many as 60 days in jail.

Low slung pants a national nuisance?

In Flint, Mich., Chief of Police David Dicks had a similar negative sentiment about the low pants fashion statement. He announced in June that his officers would start arresting people wearing sagging pants that expose “skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms,” according to media reports. Asked if he was concerned about the Florida ruling, Chief Dicks told reporters that officers will keep making arrests, “if the pants are at the knees and your underwear is exposed. That is disorderly,” Chief Dicks said. “We’re not going to sit here and let that happen in Flint. Some people call it a fad,” Chief Dicks told the Detroit Free Press last summer while patrolling the streets of Flint. “But I believe it’s a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years.” Last summer, the chief said the crime was disorderly conduct or indecent exposure, misdemeanors punishable by 93 days to a year in jail and/or fines up to $500. Chief Dicks, 41, offered an interpretation of the laws: Pants pulled completely below the buttocks with underwear showing is disorderly conduct; saggy pants with skin of the buttocks showing is indecent exposure, and saggy pants, not completely below the buttocks with underwear exposed would merit a warning. Greg Gibbs, lawyer and chair of the ACLU Flint chapter, agreed with the Florida judge’s ruling. “You can’t arrest people because of their style of dress,” he said. “We are concerned that the enforcement of the chief’s memo may lead to some constitutional violations on a case-by-case basis due to the failure of his memo to define what constitutes indecent exposure,” he told reporters. Many also fear the policy could mean targeting of Black youth. “This is not a Black issue. This is an issue that’s all walks of life,” said Chief Dicks, who is Black. “Many people from different ethnic backgrounds and races are doing this fad.” Earlier this year the Department of Justice announced it had reached a settlement resolving allegations of racial discrimination against the owner of Kokoamos Island Bar, Grill and Yacht Club in Virginia Beach. Kokoamos at one point banned patrons who wore braids, twists, cornrows, or dreadlocks, excessively baggy pants and Timberland boots. After complaints of discrimination became public, local station WAVY-TV aired a news report in which two persons wearing the prohibited boots and loose-fitting pants tried to enter the club. One was Black and the other Caucasian. The Caucasian was allowed in, but not the Black patron. Several places have enacted baggy pants bans including localities in Georgia, Louisiana, New Jersey and Illinois. Penalties range from fines or warnings to jail time. Others communities are considering sagging pants bans. Bans have been rejected in Natchitoches, La.; Stratford, Conn.; and Pine Bluff, Ark.

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So, there we have it! The ban against wearing low hanging pants is actually unconstitutional. The law discriminated against young blacks who are into the "Hip Hop" look. They like to wear great big baggy pants way down low on their butts, and some like to wear over-sized shirts and they shave their heads. Now if they happen to be somewhat overweight with a round face, then the shaved head and the big baggy clothes makes them look larger and more intimidating.

Of course, many young people who are into the baggy pants and the "Hip Hop" look are not necessarily into street gangs. Some are, but not all. I have known many young people in their teens and 20s who just simply liked the style. Most are basically good kids, and it's just a silly fad like anything else.

So, not only dose the baggy low hanging pants ban discriminate against some minorities, but the low hanging pants ban also discriminates against super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with great big massive upper-bodies, because they can't help it if their pants slide down on their butts and showing off their butt-cracks.

And so, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped greedy and happy glutton who loves to eat massive quantities of food and chug down great quantities of beer, then your belly is going to get bigger and more rounded out and hang down lower and lower over your belt and down over your thighs. Your love-handles are going to get wider and hang down over your hips, and you will eventually get a big roll of fat on your lower back that will protrude out much further than your butt.

When that happens, you won't be able to find shirts that are large enough to cover your bellybutton and your pants will slide halfway down on your ass exposing your butt-crack. It will be impossible for you to keep your pants up. Eventually your upper-body will become so huge and massive you won't be able to reach around over your love-handles to even put on your pants anymore. Someone else will have to pull your pants up for you. Also, you'll probably won't even be able to bathe yourself anymore and you will even be unable to wipe your own butt! This is exactly what every super supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male glutton hopes to achieve!!!

When you have achieved the ultimate perfectly apple-shaped super obese male body, then the odds are that you will have become an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease and you will probably have had a couple of heart attacks once you have achieved that absolutely perfect apple-shaped male body.

Then you can file a claim for disability and collect SSI checks from the Government, and you can also claim that the law against low hanging pants is a form of discrimination against people who are disabled.

Also, putting a super morbidly obese insulin dependent apple-shaped diabetic male in the slammer for violating any city ordinances against low hanging pants will only place his life in jeopardy, especially if he's diabetic and has heart disease. Therefore, if you are a super morbidly obese insulin dependent diabetic with heart disease, then you are disabled, and hence, you fall under the protection of the ADA, Americans with Disabilities Act. You can not be discriminated against, therefore, you would have to be exempt from the city ordinance against wearing low hanging pants, because as super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, it's physically impossible for you to keep your pants from sliding down on your ass in the first place and showing off your butt-crack.

What about wearing a speedo
on the beach
or at the public
swimming pool?


There are some people out there who would even like to place a ban on obese males, or males over a certain age wearing speedos, skimpy swim shorts on the beach or at a public swimming pool. But again, that would be age discrimination and discrimination against people who are morbidly obese, and also, discrimination against the disabled, such as super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with diabetes and heart disease.

And so, to be fair then, either NOBODY is allowed to wear a speedo on the beach or at a public swimming pool, or else, EVERYBODY is allowed to wear a speedo regardless of age or weight or body shape.

OK, now we've been talking about apple-shapes obese males, but now, what about pear-shaped obese males?

APPLE-SHAPED AND PEAR-SHAPED
OBESE MEN ON THE BEACH


Now, I believe that we pear-shaped obese men should wear mostly sissy pants! I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself measuring only 56 inches around my chest, while I measure 64 inches around my waist and about 70 inches around my hips, and 36 inches around my thighs. When I sit down, my hips spread out to almost 80 inches around!

Those of us obese males who are more pear-shaped, we should be wearing big baggy shorts on the beach with wild patterns on them, and sissy pant underneath our regular street pants, but at home, we should just be sitting around the house wearing sissy pants, or pink ruffled under panties. Of course it's not legal to go out in the streets in under panties, but we pear-shaped guys should all wear great big baggy brightly colored sissy pants.

Now why is that? Well, being pear-shaped make us obese males look more effeminate because, like women, pear-shaped obese males also have broad round hips, a big fat ass, big thighs, and a huge lower-belly below the waist, the big groin area hanging down over the thighs, just like most super obese females.

So, being pear-shaped makes us obese males look more effeminate, and if we happen to be bald on top of out heads, then instead of looking effeminate, we look more infantile because of our bald heads and fat round baby-faces.

The next picture below depicts what we super morbidly obese pear-shaped males should be wearing on the beach.

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Every super morbidly obese pear-shaped male should wear shocking-pink or electric-pink shorts with chartreuse polka-dots or any bright colors with wild patterns on them, especially middle-ages bald-headed obese pear-shaped males.


Now, unlike obese apple-shaped males, we obese pear-shaped guys are able to wear our pants up high around the waist, so we don't have to worry about going around out in public and showing off our butt-cracks. Also since our upper-bodies are not as large as with apple-shaped guys, we can tuck in our shirts, and so we don't go around showing off our bellybuttons, unless we are on the beach and wearing no shirt. Of course, because of this, we pear-shaped guys don't have as much fun as apple-shaped obese males who go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks, damn it!!! True, we obese males who are pear-shaped live much longer than obese males who are apple-shaped, but we don't have as much fun. The only way we obese pear-shaped guys can enjoy our lives is to assume the more effeminate role in life, to be the more docile and submissive sissified obese little wimp!

The next picture below shows some examples of what we pear-shape obese male should be wearing on the beach and at home.

We pear-shaped obese males, we are all are sissified little wimps, especially us middle-aged bald-headed obese guys with plump round baby-faces, we are obese little wimps, and that is what makes us perfectly happy and contented.

Now as for wearing a speedo on the beach . . . well . . . I say that obese pear-shaped males are certainly welcome to try one on, because I believe that ALL obese males should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach. It makes no difference if you are an apple-shaped or a pear-shaped obese male, you should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach, and also, if you happen to be an apple-shaped obese male, then you should not be arrested for wearing low-hanging pants on the streets.

The next picture below depicts a super super morbidly obese pear-shaped male wearing a brightly colored speedo on the beach.

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In this case, when wearing a speedo, then even a pear-shaped obese male can go around on the beach showing off his butt-crack. But unfortunately, unlike apple-shaped obese males, we pear-shaped obese males, we will never know the pleasures of showing off our bellybuttons and butt-cracks on the public streets, because nobody is allowed to wear a speedo on the streets. A speedo can only be worn on the beach or at a public swimming pool. Only obese apple-shaped males can show off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks out on the streets because they just naturally do so, while merely wearing ordinary streets clothes like pants and shirts. But a pear-shaped obese male would have to wear a speedo in order to show off his butt-crack, and he can only do that while on the beach or at a public swimming pool.

The next picture below depicts a super super morbidly obese pear-shaped male wearing regular street cloths, a T shirt and short pants.

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Just like an obese pear-shape female (as most obese females tend to be) the obese pear-shaped male can wear his pants up around his waist so that his ass is covered, and he can tuck in his shirt to cover his belly, and so, the obese pear-shaped male doesn't go around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, Therefore, he doesn't have to worry about getting busted for indecent exposure from wearing low-hanging pants.

The next picture below depicts a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, also wearing the same style street clothes, a T shirt and short pants.

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Notice how his huge round belly hangs down over the front of his short pants and down to his knees, that his shorts are completely covered under his low hanging belly so that as seen from the front view, he looks as though he as no pants on at all. Also notice that his love-handles hang down over his hips, and that he has a great big roll of fat on his lower back protrudes out much further than his butt. As a result, his pants slide about half-way down on his butt, and he is unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover his belly, so he can't help it if he goes around out in public on the streets showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack, therefore, he should not be arrested for indecent exposure, because he can't help himself. That is why any city ordinance against wearing low-hanging pants should be ruled as unconstitutional, because in the case of the apple-shaped obese male, showing off the bellybutton and the butt-crack is clearly unavoidable.

Now, being somewhat pear-shaped myself, I actually envy the super obese apple-shaped male, because only the apple-shape obese male knows the absolute pleasure of showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public. True, obese males who are apple-shaped do not live as long as us obese people who are pear-shaped. The apple-shaped obese male usually dies at a much younger age than us great big fat-ass pear-shaped obese males, but they have a lot more fun during their much shorter lives, so I still envy the apple-shaped obese male.

Now the next picture below depicts how a pear-shaped obese male would have to deliberately put on a shirt that is way too short for him, and how he would deliberately have to pull his pants down low on his hips if he wanted show off his bellybutton and butt-crack.

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What the apple-shaped obese male just naturally does quite unintentionally, which is, showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack in public, the pear-shaped obese male would have to do deliberately. The pear-shaped obese male would have to deliberately put on a T-shirt that is not large enough to completely cover his belly, and he would have to deliberately pull his pants down low on his broad hips to expose his butt if he wanted to go around out on the streets to publicly show off his bellybutton and butt-crack, as the apple-shaped morbidly obese male just does naturally.

But, the law would probably take a rather dim view of that. The pear-shaped obese male would far more likely get arrested for indecent exposure for showing off his butt-crack than the obese apple-shaped male, because the apple-shaped male is not able to keep his pants from sliding half-way down on his butt, so he can't help it, whereas the pear-shaped obese male is perfectly capable of wearing his pants up higher around his waist to cover his ass, therefore, the pear-shaped obese male might be considered to be without excuse.

That's probably how the law might view it. Yeah! That sucks!

But I say, that would still be unconstitutional, because if an obese apple-shaped male might be excused for wearing low-hanging pants and unintentionally exposing his butt-crack, then the obese pear-shaped male should also not be busted either, not even for deliberately pulling his pants down low to intentionally expose his butt-crack.

The next four pictures in series below is a cartoon adventure of Apple Boy And Pear Man while walking down town. both of them are going around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks when the encounter a police officer.


THE ADVENTURES OF APPLE BOY
AND PEAR MAN DOWN TOWN

The much older Pear Man is jealous and envious of his much younger friend, Apple Boy, because Apple boy goes around out in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack while Pear Man can wear his pants up much higher around his waist and has no problem tucking in his shirts.

Apple Boy is bald on top of his head while he is only 25 years old! He's an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic, and he already has had three heart attacks, while Pear Man is 62 years old, still has a full head of hair, and is still in good health, and yet, he is still jealous and envious of his much younger friend, Apple Boy, because Apple Boy has more fun.

So then, one day, Pear Man decides to put on a shirt that is too small for him, and deliberately pulls his pants down low on his hips, so that he too may show off his bellybutton and butt-crack, and then, he even shaves the top of his head so that he is bald just like his younger friend, Apple Boy, so that he may also have the fun of looking ridiculous out in public like his much younger friend, Apple boy!

And so, Apple Boy and Pear Man go out together walking down town, having fun, until they encounter a police officer walking his beat in the down town area. Thus begins their adventure.

In the first picture below, as our two heros are out walking around down town, they encounter a police officer walking his beat in the down town area. The cop then tells Apple Boy in the blue shirt to go home and get some pants on, or else, he else will get arrested for indecent exposure. But Apple Boy says that he is wearing some short pants, it's only that his shorts are not visible because his huge round belly hangs down to his knees and down over the front his shorts so that his shorts hidden under his low hanging belly. Pear Man then tells Apple Boy to turn and show the officer that he is wearing some shorts.

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In the second picture below, when Apple Boy turns around, the cops then sees that Apple Boy is in fact wearing shorts, so the cop then allows our pair of intrepid heros to be on their way. They're in a big hurry to get to the All You Can Eat Buffet across the street.

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In the third picture below, the cop allows our pair of intrepid heros to be on their way. But then, as they turn around to walk (or waddle) away, the cop then notices that Pear Man is wearing his shorts down way too low on his great big fat ass exposing his butt-crack for all the world to see! So the cop hollers out to the Pear Man in the green shirt to pull his shorts back up or else he will get busted for indecent exposure. But Apple Boy is also wearing his shorts down low on his ass, and also exposing his butt-crack as well, but for some reason, the cops hollers out only to Pear Man while ignoring Apple Boy.

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And finally, in the fourth picture below, Pear Man asks the police officer why only he must pull his shorts up and why the cop doesn't tell his partner, Apple Boy, to also pull his shorts up. The cop then points out to Pear Man that his friend can't help it if his shorts slides down on his butt because of his low hanging belly, but the cop says to Pear Man the he is perfectly capable of wearing his shorts up much higher, therefore, Pear Man has no excuse for wearing his shorts down too low.

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So, here's the situation . . . Apple Boy is allowed to wear his shorts down low on his butt, exposing his butt-crack, but Pear Man is not allowed to do the same. Pear Man must pull his shorts up just simply because he can, but Apple Boy is not told to pull his shorts up, simply because he can't.

But I believe this is unfair to Pear Man!!!

If Apple Boy is allowed to wear his shorts down low on his butt, and show off his butt-crack, then Pear Man must also be allowed to wear his shorts way down low on his great big fat ass! Pear Man must also be allowed to show off his butt-crack, even in public, as Apple Boy is allowed to publicly expose his butt-crack.

So, the police officer, as depicted in the above cartoon, he is discriminating against Pear Man, because Pear Man should be allowed the same freedom as Apple Boy. Either that, or nobody is allowed to wear low hanging pants out on the streets. But again, that would still be discrimination against morbidly obese Apple Boys with diabetes and heart disease. Apple-boy would be unable to get out of his home and go out to conduct business, such as shopping or eating in restaurants like everybody else.

Therefore, EVERYBODY should be allowed to go out into the streets wearing low-hanging pants, even if it means exposing their butt-cracks. As long as people don't expose their genitals, then merely exposing the butt-crack should not be classified as indecent exposure by the law, because super morbidly obese Apple Boys with diabetes and heart disease would be discriminated against, and then, the law would be in violation of the ADA, Americans with Disabilities Act. And so, morbidly obese Apple Boys should be allowed to go out into the streets wearing low-hanging pants, since it's impossible for them to pull their pants up, in which case, EVERYBODY should be allowed to wear low-hanging pant out in public.

We now return to the subject of wearing a speedo on the beach . . .

As I had mentioned previously, I believe that even the most super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male should be allowed to wear a speedo or even a thong on the beach, even if his huge round belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs, and even his speedo is completely hidden under his belly so that as seen from the front, he appears to have nothing on! Well, I don't care, he should still be allowed to wear a speedo!

Also, a super super super morbidly obese pear-shaped female should even be allowed to wear a skimpy bikini on the beach! We fat people should have the same civil rights as everybody else in the USA. It is wrong to discriminate against people regardless of race, age, sex, or even body-type, all forms of discrimination are wrong, even discrimination against us fat people, so let us fatties go out and wear speedos, sissy-pants, and bikinis on the beach, and all of us obese guys, either apple-shaped or pear-shape, was should also hit the city streets wearing shirts that are too short to cover our bellies, and wear our pants half-way down on our butts, and show off our bellybuttons and butt-cracks!

The next picture below depicts what I would truly love to see! The perfect pear-shape super obese female on the beach in a skimpy bikini!

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Here we have seen a good example the absolute perfect pear-shaped obese female! Her broad round hips and her great big butt are more than twice as wide as her shoulders. Her thighs, and even her lower legs are bigger around than her chest! Now, I have seen a few pear-shaped females who had thighs bigger around than the chest. But I have not yet seen a female who's lower legs were also bigger around then the chest. But if a pear-shaped female could gain enough weight to cause her lower legs to become bigger around than her chest, then she will have achieved ultimate perfection. The perfect female body!!!

Also, the perfect pear-shaped obese female has a big ass so huge that she is not able to reach around behind to wipe her own butt, so she must either use a toilet paper holder on a long stick, or else, have someone wipe her butt for her. Therefore, she should live like a queen and have servants who will wipe her butt for her and to bather her and to even help her to get her clothes on.

The same should hold true for all of us supper super morbidly obese fatties, whether we be male or female, apple-shaped or pear-shaped, we should all be treated like Royalty! Fat is actually, Royal Flesh!

The perfect apple-shaped obese male would have both the upper arms and the forearms being bigger around than his hips! Now, I have actually seen some obese apple-shaped guys who had arms that are bigger around than the legs, but I have not yet seen an apple-shaped obese male with his arms being bigger around than his hips. Since upper-body fat is far more dangerous to one's health than lower-body fat, then any apple-shape male with arms bigger around than the legs has already developed Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease and has probably had a heart attack at some time during his life. So it is probably highly unlikely that some guy could gain enough weight on his upper-body until his arms were bigger around than his hips. And even if he could achieve that ultimate perfection of having both his upper arms and forearms bigger around than his hips, then he probably won't live more than a couple of years after he had achieved that ultimate apple-shaped obese male perfection. And so, the perfect apple-shaped obese male body is truly a body to die for!

Also, the perfect apple-shaped obese male, if his huge massive upper-body hangs down low enough, that is, if his belly hangs down lower than his knees, and if his love-handles hang down over his hips and down below his hips, and he has a great big roll of fat on his lower back protruding out further than his butt and hanging down over his butt, then just like the obese pear-shape female, the obese apple-shaped male will also be unable to wipe his own butt, or bathe himself or even put on his own clothes. In fact, it would be physically impossible for anyone to even put a pair of pants on him because it would be physically impossible for anyone to lift up the belly, love-handles, and the lower-back-fat up high enough to put his pants on for him, or to even wipe his butt for him or to bathe him, so unlike the super super morbidly obese pear-shaped female who can still wear pants or a bikini, the supper supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male will be unable to wear any pants at all, so he would just have to stay at home sitting around the house in the nude.

So, the perfect pear-shaped super morbidly obese female can still wear clothes, even though she might need help from other people getting them on, and to bathe her, and to wipe her great big butt for her.

But in the case of the perfect apple-shaped super morbidly obese male, it would be impossible for anyone to put clothes on him, or to bathe him, or for anyone to wipe his butt for him, because his lower-body would be entirely concealed under his huge massive low hanging upper-body. He would have to go undressed, unwashed, and unwiped!

Therefore, the perfect pear-shaped obese female can still wear clothes and have her personal hygiene maintained by servants, while the perfect apple-shaped obese male would be unable to wear clothes and it will be impossible of other people to help him with his personal hygiene, so he would just fill the room with his strong musky male body odor. This is the price one must pay for apple-shaped obese male perfection!

The next picture below depicts a super super super obese pear-shaped male and female couple on the beach. Both the male and female are pear-shaped.

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Here is our cute middle-aged married couple, Mr and Mrs Pear on the beach. Mr Pear is 58 years old and his younger wife Mrs Pear is 53 years old. Despite their obesity, both are in good health, because obese people who are pear-shaped are much healthier and live much longer lives than obese people who are apple-shaped.

The next picture below depicts a super super super obese apple-shaped male and female couple on the beach. Both the male and female are apple-shaped.

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Here is our much younger married couple, Mr and Mrs Apple on the beach. In this picture, we see Mr Apple apple at the age of 25 about a month before he died from his third and final heart attack which took place about 3 months after his 25th birthday. His wife, Mrs Apple is 7 years older at the age of 32 and so far she has had one heart attack when she was 29 years old. Obese people who are apple-shaped do not live as long as obese people who are pear-shaped, because upper-body fat greatly increases the risk of having insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. Both Mr Apple and Mrs pear have Type 2 Diabetes and need to use insulin, and they both have been diagnosed with heart disease.

Of course, Mr and Mrs Apple were a perfectly happy couple living their lives of greedy gluttony going out every day together and hitting the All You Can Eat Buffets across town. They loved food and the loved being obese and growing fatter and fatter with each passing day.

Mr Apple got married to his wife when he was 18 and she was 25 and before they became too fat to have sexual intercourse they had two kids. It was a year after they were married they had a girl and a year later a boy. Then they become too fat to have sex anymore. When Mister apple died at the age of 25, their daughter was 6 years old and their son was 5 years old. Both kids became super obese. Their 6 year old daughter weighed 320 pounds and their 5 year old son weighed 380 pounds. Both kids were apple-shaped even at that young age. They had short fat little legs and fat little butts but their arms were fatter than their legs, and they had great big round bellies. The 6 year old daughter, her belly hung down to her knees, and the 5 year old son, his belly hung down below his knees. Both kids were just barely able to walk, and they could only walk about in their house, having to sit down to rest after taking only 10 to 20 steps. They were unable to run around to play outdoors like other children so they just sat around in the living room watching TV and playing video games, and eating all day long. Those two little kids got a good head start in their life of greedy gluttony and super super super morbid obesity, setting a new world's record for being the fattest children ever! But they were one happy family. One happy fat family! One happy super super super obese family!

But now, Mr Apple is no longer with us. He was only 20 years old when he had is first heart attack, 23 when he had is second heart attack, and 25 when he had is third and final hear attack from which he had died. So now, it's up to Mrs Apple to raise her two fat little kids.

Mr Apple did have a lot of fun during his short life. He and his wife, both being apple-shaped with their fat arms bigger around than their legs, low hanging bellies hanging down to their knees, love-handles hanging down over their hips, and great big rolls of fat on their lower-backs protruding further than their butts, they were both unable to find shirts large enough to completely cover their low hanging bellies, and they both went around out in public, walking the streets with their pants half-way down on their butts, having fun, showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks, and mooning the world around them.

As I have mentioned so many times before, being apple-shaped is far more dangerous to one's health than being pear-shaped. Being apple-shaped greatly increases the risk of getting insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease. But then, super super super morbidly obese people who are apple-shaped have a lot more fun during their short lives. The get to go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks.

Now, along with some cities enacting local city ordinances against wearing low-hanging pants on the streets, there are some so-called medical experts who advocate that plus-size clothing have warning labels on them.

Yeah! That's right! warning labels on extra large clothing warning about the health risks and dangers of being obese. This has been going on mostly in the UK which is well know for their Nanny State mentality.

here is an article from a web site at:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20935305-1702,00.html

MDs want obesity helplines on clothes

AAP December 15, 2006 09:47pm

LARGE-sized clothing should carry tags with an obesity helpline number, a British Medical Journal report has said.

The report, compiled by a group of public health professionals, has recommended the phone numbers be placed on tags on women's garments sized 16 and above, and on those with a waist measurement of more than 100 centimetres ( 39 inches) for men.

Clothes with waist measurements of more than 92cm (36 in) for boys and 79cm (31 in) for girls should also have the helpline number, the report has said. The report has warned that rising levels of obesity could bankrupt Britain's National Health Service (NHS) if left unchecked.

Obesity treatment accounts for 9 per cent of the NHS budget.

Other measures recommended by the report to combat the problem include banning the placement of sweets near shop checkouts and at children's eye level, taxing processed foods high in sugar or saturated fat and allowing new urban roads only if they include cycle lanes. "Medical practice must adapt to the current epidemic of obesity and nutrition-related diseases," the report has said."The profession must unite the forces of public health and acute services to generate sustainable changes in food and lifestyles: matters at the heart of our cultural identities."

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YEAH RIGHT!!!

Warning labels on extra large clothing? What next?

Again, if the law is to be fair to everybody, then they should also put warning labels on small size clothing as well, such as a size 4 or smaller like a size 2 or a size zero! And recently they even came out with a size -2, negative size numbers if you can believe that. These super small sizes in clothing should also have warning labels on them warning about the dangers of Anorexia, because so many teenagers have bee deliberately starving themselves to get down to the more fashionable smaller sizes.

The next picture below shows clothing, T-shirts and shorts, for the regular average sized male, the healthy obese pear-shaped male, and the unhealthy obese apple-shaped greedy diabetic male glutton with heart disease.

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OK, if they're going to put warning labels on large size clothing, then it should only be on super-sized shirts, because a pear-shaped obese male who wears smaller shirts and great big fat-ass pants is going to live much longer than an apple-shaped obese male who wears great big super-sized T shirts and little shorts. Face it Apple Boy! If you have so much fat on your huge massive upper-body that one of your shirt sleeves is bigger around than your shorts, then you're not long for this world! If your arms are bigger around than your hips, then you probably have only about six months to a year at the most to live before your heart finally gives out on you and then you'll finally go to that great All You Can Eat Buffet in the sky!


Now, here are some real-life photos of obese apple-shaped and pear-shaped men and women.

Photos of pear-shaped men. They do exist you know!

I like this one. Father and son out fishing on a nice sunny afternoon.

Another typical pear-shaped male.


And another typical pear-shaped male.

Sometimes obese pear-shaped males take on a more effeminate appearance.


This obese pear-shaped male has broad hips and big thighs like pear-shaped females have.


Here is another pear-shaped obese male with broad hips. If he were wearing a shirt and grew his hair long, then he could easily be mistaken for a fat woman. Now I think he looks really cool!!!

When ever you see obese people living to an old age, they tend to be more pear-shaped. Obese males who are apple-shaped usually do not live as long as pear-shaped males.

This photo looks familiar. I believe it was taken from one of those afternoon TV talkshows and the black dude is some famous weight loss "expert" and diet Guru. I think he should just mind his own damn business and leave us fatties alone!

This guy is not exactly pear-shaped, but he's not exactly apple-shaped either. He has both a large upper-body and a large lower-body so he is big all over. His fat is more evenly distributed throughout his body so he is somewhere between being apple-shape and pear-shaped, or what is called proportional.

I think we fat guys look really cool wearing kilts! To bad kilts are not popular here in the USA as they are in the UK. Pear-shaped fat men should all wear kilts.

Photos of pear-shaped women
with some extreme examples
of really huge thighs!


WOW! Nice legs Grandma! Actually, It's hard to guess her age. I would say she's in her 60s because of her gray hair, but her skin is so soft and smooth almost like baby skin. If it weren't for her gray hair I would say she's in her 30s. She looks ageless! Sometimes we fat people take on an other-worldly kind of appearance, like we exist outside of time, because sometimes it's hard to guess a fat person's age by appearance alone. I have seen fat people in their 70s and 80s who had an infantile appearance. We fat people sometimes look like beings from some alternate world or parallel universe.

A typical pear-shaped lady with really broad hips and a small upper-body.

This is one of my all time favorite photos from off the internet, and the one most often sent through the E-mails.

Who says that all obese pear-shaped people always wear their pants up high around the waist? Eh? This pear-shape obese lady is wearing her pants down low on her hips and butt as a lot of obese apple-shaped males usually do.

The female on the left is pear-shaped while the female in the middle is almost apple-shaped and the male on the right is almost pear-shaped.

Another typical pear-shaped female.

When obese people are pear-shaped, the lower belly below the waist is larger than the upper belly above the waist

This pear-shaped female has a most magnificent lower belly below the waist that hangs down to her knees, or perhaps a little bit lower. I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself and I hope someday that my lower belly below my waist grows as big as her's and hangs down as low. WOW! She is truly magnificent! I am envious!!!

Although most obese women tend to be more pear-shaped, sometimes one dose come across a few apple-shaped obese women.

Photos of some extreme examples
of apple-shaped obese males.


This great big obese apple boy has a huge massive upper-body, and it's quite obvious by his baggy loose fitting shorts that he has a small butt and narrow hips. He's probably at least twice as big around his belly as he is around his hips.

This is from an Internet Newsletter to which I have subscribed. Another extreme example of an apple-shaped obese male.

Another typical apple boy with a large massive upper-body and a small lower-body.

Another typical apple-shaped fat male.

An apple-shaped obese male on the beach with a big belly and a small flat butt.

A typical apple-shaped fat male showing off his bellybutton.


A couple of butt-crack photos.

A typical overweight apple-shaped male showing off his butt-crack.

This photo was taken at THE CANADIAN CLAY AND GLASS GALLERY. No! It is not really called THE CANADIAN LAY AN ASS GALLERY! But it is most appropriate considering the obese apple-shaped male sitting on a rock and showing off his butt-crack.

So, once again, we are back on the subject of wearing low-hanging pants.

Now then, as for the laws concerning the wearing of low-hanging pants on the city streets, or for wearing a speedo on the beach, for the perfect apple-shape super super morbidly obese male, well . . . . . the question is moot.

The following pictures below are some "SPEEDO LIMIT" cartoons from around the Internet concerning older men and/or fat men wearing a speedo on the beach. These are pictures that I have taken from the Internet, which I have enhanced.

Here are the originals AND my enhanced versions.

An original version

The next one below is taken from both the original version and my enhanced version

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Here are some more cartoon drawings concerning fat guys in speedos.

This one is the original version of the "SPEEDO LIMIT" cartoon.


This is my improved and enhanced version of the original.


The next four cartoons below are my own original creations.

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Actually, in the picture above, the life guard on the right is taken from another cartoon from the Internet, but the background and the great big fat boy on the left are my own original creations. I find fat people much easier to draw than thin people, because fat people have more nice smooth round curves while thin people have sharp angular features making them much harder to draw than fat people.


The next picture below is my own original creation.

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This is an example of a PERFECT APPLE-SHAPED OBESE MALE BODY! He has a huge massive upper-body supported on thin weak legs. His upper arms and even his forearms are bigger around than his hips and thighs! Also, he is only 17 years old, and yet, he is prematurely bald on top of his head. Ah! The perfect male body!

Although most guys would think that it sucks to go bald, I say that the best time to go bald is during your teen age years before you reach the age of 21 years. I have known some guys who went prematurely bald in their early 20s. For example: when I was going to a technical school up in Albuquerque New Mexico where I majored in Civil Drafting, I knew another student who was only 22 years old and he had the typical male pattern baldness. He was bald on top of his head with only a fringe of hair on the sides and the back. Of course, it didn't look good on him because he was skinny. A bald head looks cute on a fat guy with a nice plump round baby face, but on a thin guy it makes him look really old.

I also went bald at a relatively young age. When I was 19 years old, my hairline receded back about a half inch. At first I didn't think too much about it, but then when I was 20, I had a small bald spot on top of my head about the size of a quarter. I just combed my hair over to cover it, but a year later at the age of 21, my bald spot was 3 inches in diameter and my hair was thinning out on top of my head and my hairline was back about 2 inches. I was really bummed out about that, and it was getting harder to do a comb-over to cover it. by the time I was 27 years old, I was completely bald on top of my head with only a fringe of hair on the sides and the back. It really sucked, so I wore a cap to cover my bald head.

For most guys who go bald, it usually doesn't begin to happen until their late 30s or early to mid 40s, and sometimes male pattern baldness doesn't begin to happen until after the age of 50 or 60, but it can happen at a much younger age.

Now, if you're going to have premature male pattern baldness, the best time to get it is during your teen age years. I once knew a chubby 13 year old boy with blond hair that was thinning out on top of his head. It rarely happens at such a young age, but it can happen.

So, I say, if your an obese happy greedy glutton , then the best time to be completely bald on top of your head with just a fringe of hair on the sides and back is when you are about 16 or 17 years old!!!

Now, why do I say that?

Because the legal drinking age in most states here in the USA is 21, and when you have just reached the age of 21, then you can go into any liquor store or bar to buy beer. Of course, if you're young in your early 20s they will ask you to show them an ID card, like a drivers license, or something to prove that you're 21 years old.

But if you are bald on top of your head at the age of 16 or 17, then even with a fat round baby face, people will still think that you're older than 21, and when you go into a bar or liquor store, they won't ask you to show them some ID before you make your purchase. That way, you can get a good head start on growing your beer-belly when you are still just a teen age kid.

And so, premature male pattern baldness during the teen age years is the very best thing that can happen to a happy obese greedy glutton! Yeah, some people might think you're ugly or unattractive, but what the Hell, you can start guzzling beer while you're still just a kid and by the time you're in your early to mid 20s you will have a huge round beer belly that is much larger than what is usually possible at that age.

Now then . . . . . getting back to the subject of obese apple-shaped guys wearing a speedo on the beach . . . . .

In the next picture below, our obese hero of the beach is confronted by another person who warns him that if he doesn't put on a pair of shorts, the he'll be arrested for indecent exposure.

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But he only appears to be in the nude when you see him from the front, because his huge round belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs, so as seen from the front, he appears to have nothing on. But if you see him from behind, then you'll see that he is wearing a speedo. Yes, he is showing off his butt-crack, but he really can't help that.

In the next picture below, our obese hero finally gets his own backyard pool built so the he may enjoy a cool refreshing swim on a hot summer day.

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Since he is no longer allowed at the beach or a public swimming pool, he had no choice but to invest in his own backyard pool, and now, he invites his super obese friends to join him where they are free to wear speedos the slide halfway down on their butts. They are even allowed to swim in the nude.

I believe that super morbidly obese apple-shaped males can not and should not be arrested for indecent exposure, because if your belly hangs down over your thighs, it covers your male genitals, so indecent exposure is actually physically impossible, unless you define showing off the butt-crack as indecent exposure.

The next picture below is taken from the Internet.


He's just a kid only 12 years old, standing on the beach wearing a speedo and drinking a Coke. It's his 12th Coke (not diet) and he has eaten 20 hot dogs during a picnic so he's just a young greedy and happy glutton.

The next picture below depicts the result of his gluttony in a few years as he become a super morbidly obese apple-shaped young man in his teens.

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Due to a bad diet of mostly junk foods, he has gone prematurely bald on top of his head by the age of 17 years, so he can now drink a beer because his bald head make him look older than 21 which is the legal drinking age in most states, and his belly now hangs down over his speedo, and he has become diabetic. But he does not care because he's a happy greedy glutton!

Here are some animated graphics from around the Internet.

He's got nice chubby thighs that rub together when he dances. Hopefully, he will continue to gain weight and become more and more obese. I also sincerely hope that he will become more apple-shaped until his belly hangs down over his speedo and down over his thighs almost down to his knees.


Here's a couple more animations that I had received in an E-mail a few years ago.


First I got the one on the left, then a year later I got the one on the right. It's really awesome to see a morbidly obese apple-shaped male dancing in a speedo, or better still, in a little thong! In the animation on the right, I like the way his love-handles are much wider than his hips and are beginning to hang down over his chubby little butt.

The next two animations below are my own creations using a GIF Animator that I downloaded from the Internet.

This obese male on is pear-shaped, so as he grows bigger and fatter, he needs to buy larger and larger shorts which cost more and more.


But this obese male, since he is apple-shaped, then, as he grows bigger and fatter on his upper-body, he doesn't gain much weight on his lower-body, so he continues to wear the same size shorts even as he grows more and more obese, thus he saves money in buying shorts or pants. But he has much higher medical expenses. You also notice how the apple-shaped obese male had an expanding waistline and a receding hairline as he gains weight, he loses his hair, then his shorts, and eventually his life. And so, in the future, when an an obese apple-shaped male passes on, his friends will say, "he dropped his pants" which will become the euphemism for saying that he just passed on.

Eventually, every apple-shaped obese male hopes to have so much upper-body fat hanging down so low that it will become physically impossible for him to put on a pair of pants anymore.

The next series of pictures below depict a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male diabetic glutton with heart disease gaining more and more fat on his upper-body until his entire upper-body eventually hangs down lower and lower over his lower-body, down over the knees, hips, and butt!

here's the first picture in the series.

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This guy is my hero! I admire him and I truly envy him! He is a morbidly obese apple-shaped greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease. But does he care? Like, HELL NO! He loves being morbidly obese and walking along the beach in his skimpy red speedo. He is only 17 years old and already he is bald on top of his head. He loves being bald because it makes him look older that 21, the legal drinking age in most states here in the USA, so because he looks older than 21, thanks to his bald head, when he can go into liquor store or any bar to purchase beer, they don't even bother to ask him to show an ID card to prove he's old enough to drink. being bald on top of your head during your teen age years is the very best thing that can happen to you, because looking older the 21 when you're only 17 allows you to get a really good head start on growing a huge round beer belly. I actually wish I had gone bald when I was only 17, but NO, I didn't go bald on top of my head until is was about 25 years old. So, I had to wait until I was 21 before I could legally purchase beer. That sucked!!!

here is the second picture in the series.

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Here he is at the age of 18 and he's much fatter now. He has already had one heart attack about 3 months before his 18th birthday! But he did not let that stop him from pursuing his life of gluttony. Hid great big round belly now hangs down over the front of his skimpy red speedo completely covering it from view so that he looks like he is in the nude when seen from the front. He has a great big roll of fat on his lower back which is beginning to hang down over his butt, and his love-handles hang down over his hips as seen from behind. The only exercise He ever gets is walking along the beach and loves to walk along the beach or at a public swimming pool and showing off his huge massive upper-body. And, why not? I say, if you got it, then flaunt it!

Here is the third picture in the series.

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He is now 19 years old, and about 6 months after his 19th birthday, he had his second heart attack! But he still doesn't care because he is a lazy super super morbidly obese diabetic glutton who simply loves to eat and he still wants to grow fatter and fatter. His huge round belly now hangs down to his knees and it's now physically impossible for him to engage in sexual intercourse. He can't even get an erection anymore. But that is exactly what he likes! He love being much too morbidly obese to have sex. His love-handles now hang down lower than his hips and the great big roll of fat on his lower back hangs down over his butt. So, it's now physically impossible for him to put on pants anymore. Because of this, he can't go to the beach anymore because he can't even put on his speedo. So now, he just sits around the house in the nude, eating and sleeping and guzzling beer all day long and growing fatter and fatter with each passing day. But I still envy him, and I truly wish I could be just like him! WAY TO GO FAT BOY!!!

here is the fourth picture in the series.

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Here is our morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic gluttonous hero at the age of 20 years. His huge round belly now hangs way down below the knees, his love-handles hang way down below his hips, and that great big roll of fat on his lower back now hangs way down below his butt. So now, because his massive upper-body hangs so far down over and below his lower-body, we can not see his hips and butt anymore.

Before he became this enormously obese, he had to have a soft flexible rubber tube slipped over his penis like a condom, and a proctologist had to insert another tube into his rectum . The tubes curry away the urine and solid waste products. But he has deep sweaty skin-folds so there is absolutely nothing that can be done about his strong heavy musky body odor.

The next picture below is an animation showing the hidden features underneath his huge massive low-hanging upper-body.


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The flashing dotted lines indicate the hidden features of his lower-body, his groin, his hips, and his butt. This shows how his huge massive upper-body hangs down over everything and the deep skin-folds which are probably moist and sweaty

When he had finally achieved this level of obesity he was 20 years old, and it was about a month after his 20th birthday when he had his third and final heart attack! But he died perfectly happy and contented. He died a true glutton's death, the way every super super super morbidly obese greedy glutton hopes to die.

Before he died at the age of 20, his huge round belly hung way down below his knees! His love-handles hung way down below his hips, down over his thighs to just below his knees, and that great big roll of fat he had on his lower back hung way down below his butt and down over the backs of his thighs and over the backs of his knees, and so, his butt and the back of his thighs were completely hidden under his lower-back-fat! Despite his diabetes and his heart disease and early death at the age of 20, I still envy him, and I still want very much to be just like him! I truly admire this super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton. He was truly a greedy greedy glutton and a lazy slob!

Now then, because his massive upper-body hung down so freakin' low over his lower-body, it completely hid his bare ass and his private male parts. And so, he had reasoned it out in his mind, that it would be OK for him to walk completely naked out in the city streets, because his private parts were so well hidden by all of his upper-body-fat hanging down so low.

One day, about a week before he died fron a massive heart attack, he had attempted to go out walking in public out into the city streets and he was imeadiately aressted for indecent exposure. But the judge however, had actually ruled in his favor! The judge delared, that because all that can be seen was his huge massive upper-body, then going out into the streets was no worse than being without a shirt on because his lower-body with it's private male parts was completely hidden from view as it normally would be while wearing pants, thus "indecent exposure" was physically impossible for him.

And so, he's allowed to go out into the strees without any clothes on. There is no law against going out in public without a shirt. There is a law against exposing the lower-body and it private parts, but his upper-body had hung down low enough to cover his lower-body, therefore, the judge ruled that it was, technically speaking, perfectly legal for him to go out in public without any clothes on.

Of course, you can't go into a resaturant or a supermarket or a lot of other public building without a shirt or any shoes on, but there is no law against walking the city streets bearfooted or without a shirt on, as long as the lower-body is not exposed, which in his particular case, it was physically impossible for him to expose his lower-body since his upper-body hung down so low and covered his lower-body so very well as it naturally would if he could have worn pants.

But, if he had wanted to eat in a restaurant or go into a supermarket, then he would have to at least put on a shirt and have someone put his shoes on for him. He could have gotten a pair of boots, and had someone attach some bluejeans-type of cuffs to them so that it would appear as if he was wearing pants underneath.

And of course, he could have put on a shirt. But there were no shirts that were large enough to completely cover his huge round low-hanging belly, and so naturally, his bellybutton would have been exposed. But then, there are no laws against showing off your bellybutton. We have all seen a lot of super morbidly obese apple-shaped males showing off their bellybuttons. No big deal!

The next picture below shows our hero, the apple-shaped super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic male glutton wearing a sleeveless tank-top shirt and a pair of boots with 8 inch blue jean cuffs attached to them. This what he wore during his last week before he died.

He was not actually wearing pants because it was physically impossible for him to put on any pants, so he was only wearing a pair of boots with blue jean cuffs attached to them so that it would only look like he was wearing pants. Also, his arms were so fat he could only wear sleeveless tank-top shirts, and of course, he couldn't get any shirts that are large enough to completely cover his huge low-hanging belly, and so, he went around out in public showing off his bellybutton. But there are no laws against exposing your bellybutton. And of course, all city ordinances against showing off your butt-crack in public should also be stricken from the law books.

And so, thanks to the boots with the blue jean cuffs attached and the shirt he wore, he was finally "street legal" and he was able to go out in public during the last week of his life before he died.

On the day he died, he was eating at an All You Can Eat Buffet. He had arrived at the buffet about 12:00 PM noon and sat there and ate until 6:00 PM, so that was about 6 hours of continous eating. Then he got up for the last time to get another tray of food, and on the way back, he started gasping for air and had sharp stabbing pains in his chest and arms. As he clutched at his chest, and while gasping for air he dropped his tray of food, and then, he collapsed and died from a massive heart attack!

The owner of the buffet estimated that he had eaten about 150 pounds of food and drank 12 pichers of dark beer. He was still sober because of his enormous size. Not even 12 pichers of dark beer were enough to get him drunk. To him, drinking beer was like drinking soda pop.

While he was eating at the buffet, because of his huge massive upper-body hanging down so low, he could not sit down on a chair with a backrest. Instead, he had to sit his butt down on a stool. He would spread his legs just wide enough apart so that someone could tilt the stool horizontally under him, then once under his massive body, the stool could then be turned upright where it was hidden under his low-hanging belly, low-hanging love-handles, and low-hanging back-fat. And when he stood up, the stool was lodged in place so that when we walked to get another tray of food, the stool being stuck in place went with him. And when he sat down, his belly, love-handles, and lower-back-fat made contact with the floor and nobody could see his feet or the stool he was sitting on.

As he would sit down again to resume eating, some teen age kids were sitting at a table not far from his, and they were constantly harassing him, saying things like "Oink! Oink! Oink! Lookit the great big fat piggy! Pig, pig, pig, SUUUUUEEEEE! SUUUUEEE! Pig, pig, pig, SUUUUUEEEEE! SUUUUEEEEE! Hey Piggy! How much beer can the belly hold?" and while they were teasing him, it did not bother him in the least. He just smiled and laughed back at them. He actually enjoyed their rude and sarcastic comments.

And then, when he was having his heart attack, the teen age kids continued with their rude comments saying more stuff like "What's the matter Piggy? You've been hungry for food, now your gasping, hungry for air! Aw! Poor Piggy is gonna die! That's what you geet for eating too much! Serves you right, Piggy, Piggy Piggy!" and as he died, his knees buckled under him and he died in an almost standing position, his belly, love-handles, and lower-back-fat making contact with the floor and his feet were hidden. He looked like he had no legs. He had died like a true super morbidly obese apple-shaped male and greedy diabetic glutton as all happy gluttons hope to someday die. And that is from a massive heart attack while making a big fat greedy pig of himself at an All You Can Eat Buffet.

A super super super morbidly obese greedy diabetic glutton with heart disease is only happy when eating as much as he pleases, just sitting around the house in the nude, watching TV, guzzling beer all day long, eating and sleeping. A true lazy obese greedy glutton likes to spend about 8 hours each day, constantly eating, and then sleeping for 16 hours, waking up in the middle of the night to have another big meal, then going back to sleep again. Greedy obese gluttons hate to exercise, and they don't even care to have sex because it sounds too much like strenuous exercise. A greedy glutton love having a huge round belly that hangs down over his penis and down below his knees. A true glutton actually hates having sex and is very happy that he can't have sex. He would much rather eat and sleep instead.

Also, a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped diabetic male glutton with heart disease actually loves the way his groin hangs down over his penis, the way his enormous round belly hangs down over his groin and way down below his knees, the way his love-handles hang way down below his hips, and the way that great big roll of fat on his lower back hangs way down below his butt. He actually loves shaving those deep sweaty skin-folds under his huge massive upper-body, and thoroughly enjoys how his heavy strong musky body odor just fills an entire room, with his enormous size and heavy strong body odor making him the most dominant person in a room full of people.

The next picture below is another example of the perfect apple-shaped obese male male greedy diabetic glutton.

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You know you are an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic with heart disease if you are 17 years old and still wear the same size shorts that you wore when you were only 12 years old and only weighing only 100 pounds, but your shirts are much larger now and even a SIZE 12 XL shirt will not completely cover your huge round belly because of your super super super huge and massive upper-body.

And now, I shall end this article here and I would like to introduce you all to . . .

THE BIG FAT BAD APPLE BOYS!


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42 comments:

Fat Bastard said...

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This is your greatest work so far. When Proud FA sees this he will be beating off to beat the band! WOW WOW WOW

I am nearly breathless... I mean more breathless than usual. This is sheer genius! You should get the Pulitzer Prize for this!!

Teddy once a again you have struck a blow for male fat acceptance by exposing the puritanical fat hatred that exists toward that fat male form!

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Proud FA said...

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When Fat Bastard called to tell me that you had topped your previous work I thought maybe he was just caught up in the moment. Teddy Fat Bastard was right! OUTSTANDING WORK!!

I did not think it was possible for you to out do your previous works but obviously it is. We at Bigger FATTER Blog salute you.


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Nicely done sir!

Balltungo said...

What a great blog. Fat Bastard said this was a great blog article and he wasn't joking.

I was a great read! Thank you for such an informative and entertaining article..

Proud FA said...

Teddy, Fat Bastard and I would like to bestow a title upon you. We would like to refer to you as Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear. Your cutting edge work in the area of obesity and body types would earn you a doctorate in any major university. You shall here on be known as Doctor Gerald "Teddy" Bear PhD.

If this were England you would be dubbed Sir Gerald "Teddy" Bear.

Teddy Bear said...

Good morning Fat Bastard, Pround FA, and Balltungo.

And an OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK to you also!

Thank you Proud FA for bestowing the title Doctor on me.

I also believe that both me and Fat Bastard should be addressed as Your Royal Highness or Your Majesty, because we fat people, men and women, are truly Kings and Queens, even the poorest among us, we are Royalty. We are The New Royalty, even if we are poor!

Fat, is Royal Flesh!

There was a time, not too many centuries ago, when only rich people could afford enough food to grow fat. Then in the 1800s we started seeing poor people getting fat.

But now, thank to modern technology and modern agriculture, we poor people can grow to be super super super obese, while rich people are all trying to slim down.

This is good, because it means we poor people have much larger bodies while rich people are getting smaller.

Here where I live in the Down Town area of El Paso, many of us super obese poor people have legs and even arms that are bigger around the the waistlines of most rich people.

If a rich person invites anyone of us poor people into their homes, we are too broad in the butt to sit in their skimpy chairs and their furniture won't support our weight. They can no longer accommodate us poor people with our over-sized bodies and massive bulk.

That's probably why so many rich people hate us poor people, because they are intimidated by the size of our massive bodies and our heavy footsteps upon their floors.

Thanks to our ever increasing obesity, we poor people have bodies that are most magnificent, monumental, and Majestic.

And if the trend of increasing obesity among the poor continues, then by mid century, a wrist-watch made for a poor man will easily go around a rich man's waist!

About 10 rich people will be able to stand up inside a poor man's pants, and a family of rich people going out on a camping trip to a National Park, they would be able to use a poor man's shirt as a tent.

When we super obese people walk the streets (I should say waddle) we are like a thundering herd, the ground trembles beneath our feet and window panes rattle.

We super obese poor people, we are The New Royalty! Hear our thunder!!!

We don't walk! We waddle!

We don't swim! We float!

We don't sleep! We hibernate!

By mid century, we poor people will become so enormously obese out bath tubs will have to be the size of backyard swimming pools.

But since we can't afford to have such super-sized bath tubs installed in our homes, then we will have to take showers by walking naked through a car wash!

Imagine a long line of super super obese poor people, men and women in the nude, standing in line to walk through a car wash!

As one steps into the car wash, you push some buttons to select Ivory Soap suds and baby shampoo instead of wax or detergents, then after drying off, you push another button to select baby oil.

Then you grab a large loose fitting blue or pink robe to wear on the way home.

Ah yes! I have seen the future!

And it is fat!

Fat Bastard said...

http://sociopathdaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/blog-biggest-fattest-blog.html

I'm livid!!! I called up Proud FA and woke him from a sound sleep because I needed somebody to talk me down now someone has to talk Proud FA down. The above links is scandalous. The scum who wrote it gives even yellow journalism a bad name. The person is a member of the FA movement and he wrote a very libelous article about YOU and your magnificent Biggest Fattest Blog. I left that jerk a message after I calmed down some but Proud FA is still hot under the collar.

This barbarian needs to be stopped. He called you a sociopath. HOW DARE HE!!?? What fool would call you, the most intelligent and erudite MAN in the FA movement a sociopath? Let him have it with both barrels. Don't mess with Texas? No! Don't mess with this Texas Jew Boy Teddy Bear!

Chew this punk up and spit him/her out.

Teddy Bear said...

Good morning Fat Bastard.

Yeah! I just went over to the blog at:

http://sociopathdaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/blog-biggest-fattest-blog.html

and I posted the following comment.

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The owner of this blog obviously dose not know what a sociopath is.

A sociopath is someone without remorse. A serial killer would be a good example.

Here is a dictionary definition of sociopath.

so⋅ci⋅o⋅path

–noun Psychiatry.
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience.

n. One who is affected with a personality disorder marked by antisocial behavior.
so'ci·o·path'ic adj.

Origin:
1940–45; socio- + -path

I certainly don't fall under that category.

Yes, I am a bit unconventional and something of a nonconformist but originality is not a crime.

I'm actually a friendly and outgoing and fun loving person, and I'm not violent, and in the past, I have gone out of my way to help the less fortunate.

Yeah! I'm weird. But I'm harmless. I'm just a fat person who enjoys being fat, and I love being a glutton, and my blog promotes gluttony.

I also warn people that my blog is politically incorrect because it dose go against most social conventions. I mean, really! In our society, being fat is considered socially unacceptable while most people embrace the "thin is in" mentality.

There is nothing wrong with being naturally slender, but there is also nothing wrong with being fat either.

We are not all alike, and it would be a very dull world if we were.

No, I think Hollywood is sociopathic. Many teenagers would like to emulate their fashion models, and so, they starve themselves literally to death to get down to a size zero. I wonder how many teenagers Hollywood and the fashion industry has murdered with their sociopathic promotion of the broomstick or soda-straw look! Eh?

Me, I like plump women with nice smooth soft round curves.

Now, on my blog, I do warn that obesity and gluttony is not without it's risks, but I have also warned that anorexia is even more dangerous, because I've seen obese gluttons in their old age while one very seldom sees an anorexic living beyond her 30s.

My blog makes it known to anybody pursuing a gluttonous life-style of deliberate weight gain, that it is not without it's risks.

Yes, I'm a nonconformist, but the last time I checked, there is no law against that.

The owner of this blog would prefer that we all look, act, and think alike.

Now, that that is being sociopathic!

He sounds like another sociopath in history who promoted mindless conformity. I believe it was Adolph Hitler!
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That is exactly what I had posted on his blog, and I hope he reads it.

I don't care what people call me, but sociopath is not one of them.

I'm a glutton, I'm a lazy obese little glutton, and I'm a sissy boy and a wimp, but I'm not a sociopath!

I'm harmless!

Anyway, thanks for alerting me to that blog.

Proud FA said...

That retard did not even know what a sociopath is.

I was pissed when I read how he was talking shit about you.

Gluttony may go against certain social norms but it is natural for some people. The new fat acceptance is making gluttony socially acceptable. I love the fact that we are pioneers ushering in a new era in society. We are on the cutting edge. History will remember us.

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Anonymous said...

Hi Teddy Bear,

I was on Fat Bastard's blog and he is not doing well. Please keep him in your prayers.

Teddy Bear said...

Anonymous said...

"Hi Teddy Bear,

I was on Fat Bastard's blog and he is not doing well. Please keep him in your prayers."
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Good morning.

Please keep me posted on how Fat Bastard is doing.

I shall be down on my big fat dimpled knees praying for him.

Proud FA said...

Once again Teddy, thank you for your kind words regarding Fat Bastard.

Proud FA said...

Teddy, Fat Bastard is doing a bit bit better and he sends his regards and thanks you for your kind words of support and encouragement. He and I both agree that when he wins his multi-million dollar settlement hw will be starting an online university dedicated to the culinary arts and Fat Studies. We would like you to consider designing a curriculum and heading our fat studies department.

You could also teach fat fashion as well as it relates to fat soma types. Your article on pears and apples is a course unto itself.

Perhaps you could write an article that speaks to the need for fat studies in our university system. Teddy, you are an untapped source of ideas and innovation for obesity and greedy gluttony. Please put on your thinking cap. We need you. The fat world needs you.

Curious Bystander said...

Dear Dr. Teddy Bear,

I am not obese. Nor am I attracted sexually to the obese. But I find the concept of extreme obesity to be intellectually fascinating.

You see, very fat people live in a different world. You are not able to sit comfortably in regular chairs. In restaurants, you must wait for a table with a booth to become available in order to accommodate your prodigious girth. Restaurants should start reserving booths for such customers, and ensure that the tables are not too close to the booths, otherwise a large customer may, after gorging on several high-fat entrees, find that his stomach has expanded and he cannot extricate himself from said restaurant booth. This creates unnecessary physical discomfort, and is bad for business.

The second issue that I would like to address is the issue of Stomach Expansion. Do you support the idea of a surgical procedure designed to expand one's stomach, perhaps through the use of advanced stretchable polymers? Or do you think extremely obese people should simply try to drink lots of water in between meals in order to stretch out their stomachs for their next meal or snack? I am skeptical about that concept, because the top professional eaters always seem to be skinny guys who can stretch their stomachs to fit 40+ hot dogs, whereas an apple shaped man's gut will limit the extent to which his stomach can expand. I believe that the best professional eaters should be fat people, not skinny people- it's wrong to "steal" the other body type's sport. You don't see 500 pound marathon winners, so why should a 120 pound man win a hot dog eating contest when he only uses gimmicks to stretch his stomach, and the gluttons who fill their bellies with food are not able to compete?

Curious Bystander said...

Thirdly, I am fascinated by (but not attracted to) morbidly obese apple-shaped women. Is it just as dangerous for a woman to be apple-shaped as it is for a man? Do apple-shaped women love pear-shaped men? In such a relationship, only the man is able to wear his pants, because he can get pants designed for a very tall person and simply wear them above his waist, with suspenders. Whereas a morbidly obese apple-shaped woman will not be able to wear pants, and must instead wear very large dresses. Keep in mind that the morbidly obese female may not always be able to go shirtless, because of boob vs. moob discrimination. I believe that since a morbidly obese apple-shaped man with type two diabetes, heart disease, arteries with pencil-lead thin openings, and a gut that hangs down to his thighs and back fat that obscures his buttocks- they can walk around naked and no one will know. Or if their back fat is not sufficiently advanced, they can wear their pants low. But a woman would still be expected to wear a shirt; she is being punished for having boobs instead of moobs.

And my final point is the very important issue of body fat shape. I watched the documentary called "half ton son" (19 year old man weighing 900 lbs who got a gastric bypass, etc etc and was down to 550 lbs by the end of the show, but he still seemed to want to be a glutton) and when it showed his backside, you could see that his fat was very compressed. He also had a very oddly shaped butt, because he spent almost all of his time either sitting on it, or laying back in a large couch-like chair. (He could still walk short distances, with great difficulty.) Patrick Deuel, in contrast, weighed over 1,000 lbs, and was immobile. He slept on his stomach, and could not breathe while positioned on his back. It seems to me that 100 lbs would not make this kind of difference, so it must have to do with the position one is in while gaining that kind of weight. Do you think it is feasible for an apple-shaped obese man to reach 700+ lbs while still being able to walk around? I wonder if this is possible- and if it is not, then your theory about walking around while being unable to prevent showing off your butt crack and belly button goes out the window, since the person could only get around on an extra-large personal mobility device. Nobody could see his butt crack.

I firmly believe that your blog is absolutely fascinating, and I anxiously await your next posting. Although I am not obese and never plan to be, and I want to be with a skinny woman, I very strongly support the right of mentally competent adults to choose to become morbidly obese, although I do respectfully disagree with you on the issue of whether such people should be allowed to collect public funds due to that choice.

Big Lard Ass said...

I would like to thank you at Biggest Fattest Blog and at Bigger Fatter Blog for helping me come out of the morbidly obese closet, so to speak.

I was of normal weight until high school, when I started dating Rhonda. She was a bit heavy, and before long we fell in love and spent most of our free time hanging out in fast food restaurants, enjoying life. At that point, I weighed 180 lbs.

I now weigh nearly 470 lbs, and until recently, I was miserable about it. I thought I was worthless and that I would never find love or be happy. Now I've realized that my love is FOOD! Rhonda may have left me when I broke the 300 lbs barrier, but big macs with a large fries, and a large soda, will never leave me.

Yes, I do have type two diabetes, but I do not have heart disease and I have no complications from my diabetes and I do not need insulin. My cholesterol is 220, which is only slightly high, and my blood pressure is normal.

I am a typical apple-shaped obese guy, and I am a giant of a man. I only shower every other week so that my manly musky odor fills the bus on my way to and from work, where everyone avoids my office because of the smell and I never open the windows and I always have empty containers of food everywhere. I get my work done, so what's the big deal? I like my FOOD dammit!

I keep very active, and I use 20 lbs hand weights every day to keep my upper body strong. I am very fat, but also very muscular. I love the way the overhang of my belly feels, and the smell from between my upper and lower bellies.

One of the best parts about being such a big man is how much I can drink. I can have a six pack without even catching a buzz. In order for me to get drunk, I have to drink an amount of alcohol that would kill a normal man. That's how manly I am!

I am almost completely bald, and I wear glasses. My glasses don't go around my ears anymore because my head is too fat; I just put them around my temples now.

I am still too shy to go to the beach in a speedo, but hopefully with your help I can build up the confidence to do that. I am 48 years old and have never been to the beach in a speedo, so next summer is the time! I have always wanted to, but felt ashamed that I did not have the typical "beach body", but now I realize that I have just as much right to wear a speedo as anybody else, and if they don't like it, then too bad! Make way, there's a Real Man coming through, and you might not be able to see it from the front, but he's wearing a Speedo!

I can't really jog anymore, but I do walk as much as possible because I don't want to get to where I can't walk anymore because then I will have to quit my job, and it pays quite well. I earn over a hundred thousand dollars a year, but I still eat fast food at least once a day. In fact, I don't really cook for myself at all anymore, its just fast food constantly.

I am worried that soon I will become too fat to work, and that I will become stuck in my house like those people on TV. I have nobody to take care of me, and I do not want to use up all my savings to hire someone to take care of me. I want to live to be an old man and I want to have several dozen grandchildren, but I don't know if this is going to happen or not because I can't date women easily due to anti-fat prejudice. So my question is, how can this manly apple-shaped man find the love of his life???

Teddy Bear said...

Hey there Big Lard Ass!!!

I love your attitude!

Although I'm somewhat pear-shaped myself, and very glad that being pear-shaped has much lower health risks than being apple-shaped, I still envy guys like you who are apple-shaped.

Yeah, don't be afraid to wear a speedo at the beach or a public swimming pool.

So what if your great big round belly hangs down over your speedo making you appear to be in the nude as seen from the front!

You can just simply turn around so other people can see you from behind, and that you're wearing a speedo sliding half-way down on your ass and showing off your butt-crack, and that is really cool!

I imagine that you also find it difficult to find shirts large enough to completely cover your belly so that you also go around showing off your bellybutton.

That is so cool!!!

I suggest you wear round neck T-shirts (not V neck) with horizontal strips to make your upper body look even broader.

Now that would be cool, wearing a T-shirt with horizontal striped that in not larger enough to cover your belly, and wearing your pants half-way down on your ass, and going around in public showing off your bellybutton and butt-crack.

That why I envy you apple-shaped obese guys. You can have a lot more fun.

Now, I'm only 400 pounds at 5 feet 6 inches tall. I'm 58 years old, so I'm 10 years older than you are.

My measurements:

Upper Arms 20 inches
Chest 56 inches
Waist 64 inches
Hips 70 inches
Thighs 36 inches

Out of curiosity, what are your measurements?

Please let me know, thank you.

Would you like for your arms to become bigger around than your legs as depicted in my artwork?

Perhaps you might even like for your arms do become bigger around than your hips and your upper belly to hang down to your knees and your love-handles to hang down over your hips, and to have a great big roll of fat on your lower-back protruding out further than your butt!

Then . . . you will have achieved the perfect apple-shaped obese male body.

Of course, there is a price to pay for such apple-shaped perfection. That would be heart disease along with your diabetes.

Now, I have seen guys who's arms were fatter than their legs, but I have not yet seen the perfect apple-shaped obese male who's arms are bigger around then his hips.

Perhaps, you might want to try to be the first, even it it means becoming immobile. I know I would like to try for it, but I'm genetically destined to be more pear-shaped.

I also have Type 2 Diabetes, but unlike you, in my case I have to use insulin.

I have discovered that using insulin causes even more weight gain, and you gain weight more easily. In fact, using insulin makes it almost impossible to lose weight.

Although being pear-shape places one at a much lower health risk, it doesn't make one completely immune.

Yes, I'm in good health. I don't have high blood pressure, and my cholesterol is actually lower than normal, around 140.

Also, I can put away a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor or a 12 pack and not get a buzz. To me, drinking beer or malt liquor is like drinking soda pop.

But in my case, it's not because I'm a manly Macho Dude like you. I'm actually an obese little sissy-boy. We pear-shaped obese guys are just happy obese little wimps.

No, the only reason why I can put away a lot of beer and malt liquor is because I'm just big fat-ass. So in my case, it has nothing to do with being manly.

I'll probably live into my 80s because I had a lot of obese relatives who lived into their 80s and some of them were even diabetic along with their obesity, yet they lived well into their 80s.

I don't know if I can advise you on getting a women.

As for me, I can't do sex. My lower belly hangs down over my shrunken penis and I can't get it up, but then, I don't mind because I prefer food rather than sex.

Food will never turn against me.

Big Lard Ass said...

Thank you for your kind response, Teddy Bear! The Fatosphere is not just big, it is also warm, and accepting of all obese body types: pears, apples, and oranges! (Oranges are the proportional body types.)

You asked me what my measurements are. Okay, here they are.

My Measurements:

Neck: 22 inches
Upper Arms: 28 inches
Chest: 70 inches
Waist: 98 inches
Hips: 45 inches
Thighs: 30 inches

I would like to note that my "waist" measurement is pretty much my belly, because I don't really have a "waist" in the traditional sense anymore. Thankfully though, I am not impotent like you are. I was always very well-endowed, and my little guy is just a bit over eight and a half inches. However, I still cannot have regular sex, because my belly would get in the way. I call it Missionary Impossible. I imagine it would be even worse for a below-average man, especially if he got with an obese woman, because all the fat would make it very hard to have regular intercourse. Anyway, I know that this is not your area of expertise or interest, because you have not had an erection in years and have no libido at all, and no desire to have any desire. There is nothing wrong with that, it's just not for me. Like I said, the new Fatosphere accepts all gluttons; this is regardless of their sexual preferences. Although, man-hating lesbian gluttons who deny that they eat more than 2000 calories per day need not apply.

As for the clothes I wear, for work I always have to wear suits, but naturally the concept of going into the suit department at Macys or whatever would just be a waste of time. The only thing they have that would fit me are ties and socks. I don't even think their watches would fit around my wrists. So, even the specialty stores for larger men don't have suits that fit me well. I've been having my suits and shirts, etc custom made by a tailor who takes all of my measurements and builds a suit around my dimensions, and he also makes my shirts, which do cover my belly completely. I use suspenders plus a belt to keep my pants up; it's not a style choice, it is an absolute necessity in order to keep my pants on. I also got a custom-made belt buckle that is smooth with no symbols or anything, because it would just chafe against my belly, and nobody could see it regardless.

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Big Lard Ass said...

I laughed quite hard when you drew that picture of the apple-shaped obese man wearing a suit, and saying that nobody would hire him, because it's so true! If you can't afford to have your suits and shirts custom made (it costs me about $2,000 for one suit, and I have three that I rotate, and $250 per silk shirt, which I have lots of but they wear out much faster) (I use silk shirts because I used to have problems with Belly Chafing) and you are built like me, then you pretty much won't be able to land any type of corporate job, and you might as well just sit at home and collect Social Security Disability checks, drink lots of beer, and stuff your face full of bacon, eggs, sausages, steaks, potatoes, hot dogs, tuna sandwiches, milkshakes, beer, whiskey, fish, chicken, cheese, melted cheese, and candy bars. (I do not eat candy or ice cream any more because of my diabetes, and I do not want my blood sugars to get too out of control because it makes me feel like I'm going to pass out. There was one time when I was driving and I had a quart of chocolate ice cream with chocolate syrup before I got behind the wheel, and I felt very dizzy and light-headed, and a policeman pulled me over for DWI, and he was shocked that I had zero alcohol in my blood, so I just pulled into a rest station and fell asleep for about 12 hours, and then drove home.) Although your article says that apple men (I do not consider myself an "apple boy") don't have to spend as much on clothes as pear men, I think that we actually have to spend much more on our shirts, because we have to get them custom made from the tailor. Granted, my shirts are made of imported Egyptian cotton, and Chinese silk, rather than regular materials.

I end up wearing my suits every day, because of the exact problem you mentioned, of the belly protruding down below the bottom of most shirts. But maybe it isn't really a "problem" after all. For non-work, maybe I could start wearing shirts that just cover my upper belly and my moobs, and the stretchy sweat pants that I wear around the house. When I need a new suit made, maybe I'll ask if they can make it with horizontal pin stripes instead of the vertical ones I have now. (I got vertical pin stripes thinking it would make me look slimmer, but now I realize- who the hell was I really kidding? I'm fat! No clothing will ever hide it, in fact, my fat is more likely to hide my clothing than the other way around! And I like it better that way!)

I'm not changing my body weight except to get bigger, at whatever natural rate my eating leads me to. But I refuse to tone down my eating just to make myself get fatter at a slightly slower pace. But I am also not going to eat extra food just to get fatter faster. Over time, I will gain weight, and that rate will probably increase as time goes by, until I reach Critical Mass and have a major coronary event, hopefully just after I finish a nice big meal, and I doze off into a food-induced happy euphoric slumber, and then I'll die and after a few months my stomach acids will have rotted through my sofa and then a police officer will find me after a concerned neighbor calls them when he sees 70 newspapers at my front door in a giant pile. But I don't want to become immobile ASAP, only when I am old, if I live to be old. I am okay with gaining just 50 lbs per year at this point in my life. That seems to be about the rate that I'm going, and I'm fine with it. May I ask what your current rate is, Teddy? What are you doing to make sure that you keep up with the weight that you should be gaining? Do you have any tips on how I can gain responsibly and healthily, while still being able to indulge in my daily fast food habits?

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Big Lard Ass said...

You asked me if I would like for my arms to become bigger around than my legs, like in your artwork (which is beautiful, by the way). Well, I actually DO want my arms to become bigger around than my legs, and they are already almost even. In fact, I even fantaSIZE about my neck being bigger around than my hips, spilling over around my shoulders, with a giant skirt of fat also spilling down over my knees, and having my neck fat surround my shoulders, like a sort of human Jabba the Hut. Just having a morbidly obese SSBBW Princess Leia in a gold bikini feed me all day long!

I have very strong arms already, but more fat will definitely add to them. I don't know if this is normal or not, but my legs are not like those of a skinny guys, they do have lots of fat on them, even though I believe that I am apple shaped. In your pictures of apple shaped obese males, they tend to have the legs of normal men, but my legs are fat. They are small relative to my upper body, but still fat. I wish that I was an absolute apple like in your pictures, but I think that it is rare for someone to be completely at one end of the apple pear spectrum, where they only gain weight on their upper or lower body, and the other half of their body is completely normal looking. Like that one picture you have of the pear shaped woman with a normal upper body, and giant hips that are twice as big as her shoulders.

I would like to know if there is any way for me to determine how much of my belly fat is visceral, and how much of it is subcutaneous. Because, I know that visceral fat is unhealthy and causes heart disease and type two diabetes, and I already have type two diabetes, and I may need to go on insulin very soon, according to my doctor, who is from India and she weighs about 90 lbs and always seems very intimidated by me because of my large manly physique, and musky manly scent. She hasn't bothered me about my weight, which is a very good thing, otherwise I would find a new primary care doctor ASAP. I don't think thin people make good doctors, generally, because they are probably so distracted by hunger that they can't focus on doing their jobs well. But this thin doctor seems to be okay, I guess.

The doorbell just rang, and it was the pizza guy. I have a large pepperoni with sausage and extra cheese pizza waiting for me, plus some crazy bread, and a couple six packs.

Eat on! OINK OINK OINK!

Teddy Bear said...

Big Lard Ass said...

"Thank you for your kind response, Teddy Bear! The Fatosphere is not just big, it is also warm, and accepting of all obese body types: pears, apples, and oranges! (Oranges are the proportional body types.)

You asked me what my measurements are. Okay, here they are.

My Measurements:

Neck: 22 inches
Upper Arms: 28 inches
Chest: 70 inches
Waist: 98 inches
Hips: 45 inches
Thighs: 30 inches

I would like to note that my "waist" measurement is pretty much my belly, because I don't really have a "waist" in the traditional sense anymore."

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Oh WOW! That is fantastic!

Your arms are almost as big around as your thighs!

Yeah, you don't have a "waist" anymore, so now, instead of calculating your WHR (Waist to Hip Ratio) you have to calculate your (BHR) Belly to Hip Ratio.

When You calculate your WHR you place the tape measure around the waist where it is at it's smallest circumference and around the hips at the greatest circumference.

But in your case, since your belly is bigger around than your hips, then you have to calculate your (BHR) by placing the tape measure around your belly at it's greatest circumference, while still placing the tape measure around the hips at the greatest circumference.

And since your belly is 98 inches around and your hips are 45 inches around, then your BHR is . . .

BHR = 98/45 = 2.17

So, your BHR is about 2.17 meaning that your belly is a little bit more than twice as big around as your hips!

That is really cool!!!

Now, I've seen a lot of apple-shaped guys with love-handles wider than the hips and the belly much bigger around than the hips, but it's rare to see some guy who's belly is twice as big around as the hips.

You truly have a unique physique!

A BHR of 2 or more is actually a very dangerous ratio, but it's also a lot of fun.

I'm slightly pear-shaped, but I really envy you guys who are apple shaped, just simply because it's more risky but a lot more fun!

Yeah, I know what you mean about getting a suit of clothes for your apple-shaped body, and hard it is to get a good business suit, and I understand you need a decent suit in your job if you wish to remain employed.

But once home from work, then you should dress more casually to be more comfortable.

Yes, shirts for apple-shaped guys do cost more than shirts for pear-shaped guys, because you wear much bigger shirts.

But even large super-sized casual shirts are still cheaper than super-sized fat-ass pants for us pear-shaped guys.

Also, since you only have 45 inch hips, then your pants are much cheaper, so when it comes to casual clothing, T-shirts and shorts, you apple-shaped guys pay less for those.

To be continued . . . . .

Teddy Bear said...

. . . . . Continued from above

As for my designation, "Pear Men" and "Apple Boys", well, that has to do with life expectancy.

Actually, you apple-shaped guys are more masculine and more Macho than us pear-shaped guys.

We pear-shaped guys are more gentle and docile. We are actually more effeminate than apple-shaped women and almost as effeminate as pear-shaped women.

However, obese people who are pear-shaped do live longer than obese people who are apple-shaped, hence, the designation, Apple Boys and Pear Men, and Apple Girls and Pear Women.

But you apple-shaped guys are more manly than us pear-shaped guys. We pear-shaped guys are effeminate and infantile sissified Nancy boys.

Yes, it's the visceral fat under the muscle wall of the abdomen that cause most of the health problems.

Visceral fat is the hard waxy fat that collects on the internal organs.

Subcutaneous fat is the soft flabby kind of fat that is just under the skin and outside of the muscle wall of the abdomen. This subcutaneous fat is relatively harmless compared to visceral fat.

If you have a round pot belly that is firm and solid, it's due to mostly visceral fat.

But if your belly is all soft and flabby, then it's do to mostly subcutaneous fat, so it's better to have a soft flabby belly than one that is firm and solid.

Also, you apple-shaped guys should eat more fish for the good Omega 3 fatty acids, preferably bakes or broiled instead of fried. I suggest oily fish like mackerel, or pink salmon,or cod fish. The Omega 3 fatty acids is good tor the heart and the brain, so you apple-shaped guys should eat lots of fish.

I hope this helps.

To be continued . . . . .

Teddy Bear said...

. . . . . Continued From Above

Big Lard Ass said...

"You asked me if I would like for my arms to become bigger around than my legs, like in your artwork (which is beautiful, by the way). Well, I actually DO want my arms to become bigger around than my legs, and they are already almost even."
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Now that is really cool!

Very few apple-shaped guys actually want to achieve those proportions.

It's quite obvious that you do tend to gain most of your fat on your upper-body and less on your lower-body, which is obviously due to your having a 98 inch belly and only 45 inch hips. A huge round belly and a small chubby little butt, almost like the apple-shaped obese males in my cartoon drawings.

I believe that you have the potential to be the world's first perfect apple-shaped obese male.

Someday, your measurements might be something like . . . .

Measurements:

Neck: 64 inches
Upper Arms: 76 inches
Forearms: 68 inches
Chest: 180 inches
Waist: 250 inches
Hips: 52 inches
Thighs: 36 inches

Then you would have a BHR, Belly to Hip Ratio of . . .

BHR = 180/52 = 4.8

A dangerously high BHR or 4.8 which would be really cool, to hold the world's record for the highest BHR, Belly to Hip Ratio!

I believe that you could very well gain enough upper-body fat until you have arms that are bigger around than your hips!

Then you will become the PERFECT APPLE-SHAPED obese male.

Of course, there is a price to pay for having the perfect apple-shaped obese male body. You won't live very long, but you will have a lot of fun!!!

For example:

You see your doctor for a physical examination. You waddle into his examination room, wearing a T-shirt with horizontal strips and a pair of short pants. Your shirt doesn't cover your bellybutton and your short pants are halfway down on your ass showing off your butt-crack. And your manly musky male body odor fills the entire room! Your doctor tells you to strip down for the examination, and you hold up your shorts and say "Hey Doc! I can't get the waistband of my shorts to go over my forearm! Now wadda ya think of that!?!" and your doctor would probably freak out!!!

That would be so cool!!!

Now than . . . I was wondering if you could E-mail me some photos of yourself, wearing a T-shirt that is not long enough to cover your bellybutton and a pair of shorts half-way down on your butt showing off your butt-crack, some photos of you from the front view, side view, and back view.

I will then E-mail you some photos of myself.

Of course, I will NOT publish your photos without your permission first, and if you do give permission, then I will blank out your face to protect your privacy, and you don't have to give me your actually name.

But if you don't wish to send me photos, I'll understand. That's OK.

But it would be awesome to have a real life example of an apple-shaped obese male who's belly is actually more than twice as big around as his hips!

Anyway . . .

I hope that you do someday achieve the perfect obese apple-shaped male body.

Big Lard Ass said...

Dear Teddy Bear,

Well, when I gave you my measurements, I must say that my belly measurement was after I had fully gorged on an entire pizza, plus a bunch of other things, until I was basically at my full capacity. My stomach when I am nearly empty of food, is more like 93 inches. This still gives me a BHR of over 2.00, so, that is definitely something that I am very proud of.

As for the composition of my belly, it is extremely flabby and soft, not hard or firm at all. So, that is a good sign, since it means that there is a large portion of subcutaneous fat. If it were all visceral fat, I would probably be writing this from inside of a Goliath coffin!

I hope that I can be the world's first perfect apple shaped obese male, but I also hope that I will live for a few decades after achieving that status. I know that this is not going to be an easy task, but I feel like hopefully with advances in medical care, and my new diet which will cut out most of my fast food and I will eat fish and vegetables, then hopefully I will live for a long time.

I feel like I am in excellent shape, and I can move pretty quickly in short bursts, which surprises people. It does make me get out of breath very quickly, though. I used to be a wrestler in high school, but these days, I think that I would make a good sumo wrestler.

I feel that the fact that I have lived for so long as an apple shaped obese male means that I may have developed a genetic resistance to the negative health effects of obesity. Not an immunity, but perhaps some sort of resistance.

With regards to sending you pictures, I hope you will understand if I am hesitant for the time being- not that I don't trust you, but just, I can't give an answer just yet.

I don't know if I really could achieve the perfect apple shape, though, because my current weight gain seems to be concentrating more on my hips and thighs than on my belly. In other words, I seem to be shifting somewhat towards being less apple shaped as I gain more and more weight. My hips are now gaining inches at about the same rate as my belly is, these last 40 lbs or so, which is unprecedented in my weight gain history. So even though my belly is getting bigger, my BHR is actually decreasing, because my hips are getting wider and wider at a faster rate than they used to.

Any way, I have some fish recipes I'm going to try tonight for my post-midnight snack.

Best wishes,

Big Lard Ass

Teddy Bear said...

In response to Big Lard Ass:

Hello again!

OK, I understand that you do not wish to send me any photos at the present time.

That's OK. In these times it is very important to protect one's privacy.

I'm glad you say that your big belly is all soft and flabby. That's good news because then, it's mostly the relatively harmless subcutaneous fat under the skin instead of visceral fat.

Yes, as you continue to gain weight, your thighs and hips will probably get bigger.

I don't know exactly what to suggest that will either stop, or at least slow down the weight gain on your hips and thighs while increasing your weight gain on your belly, chest, and arms, to become more apple-shaped. Fat distribution is mostly determined by genetics.

Perhaps . . . if you stop walking so much, stop exercising your legs, then your leg muscles will atrophy, shrink down a little bit, and then, just exercise your arms more to build up your biceps, then your arms might become bigger around than your thighs.

Another words, stop exercising the muscles in your lower-body, and build up the muscles in your upper-body.

I suggest, while sitting around watching TV, eat massive quantities of food, and use 30 pound weights instead of 20 pound weights to exercise your arms, and eventually go to even heavier weights, and just sit around, keeping your walking down to a minimum while exercising your arms to the max. That way, your legs will become weaker, thigh muscles shrinking from lack of use, while your arms will become bigger and stronger. Your legs might actually become thinner while your arms become fatter. The perfect apple-shaped obese male has great big strong fat arms and thinner weaker legs. You want your arms to become much stronger than your legs. That might work.

I also suggest you get one of those electric battery powered scooter chairs like The Hoveround or The Jazzy, then you won't have to walk at all anymore, and go to the gym to do bench presses to exercise your arms to build up really big biceps and build up your chest, and eat, eat, eat, to build up your belly.

Then, after a year of this routine, your arms should become much bigger around than your legs!

Remember, the perfect apple-shaped obese male has bigger fatter arms, and thinner weaker legs.

I hope that helps.

Big Lard Ass said...

Dear Teddy "the PhD of FAT" Bear,

While it is disappointing that I can't pick where my new fat goes, I am glad that my fat seems to mostly be the less unhealthy kind. As I saw in your diagrams, though, I probably still do have a layer of visceral fat that I just can't feel, because it is deep under my fat and surrounding my organs. But at least it isn't solid visceral fat.

I was reading the other day that some airlines are going to start double or triple charging passengers based on their body weight, and I am very upset about it. The air fare is per person; I should not have to pay a round trip price for one direction. Also, I bet they wouldn't even give me double or triple meals if I paid double or triple price.

And on some flights, it would be cheaper to just get a first class ticket instead of forcing me to buy three seats.

My new girlfriend Brenda and I are going to go on a vacation this weekend (things are moving pretty fast, but as an apple shaped obese male, I don't want to wait around forever, y'know?) and I called up the airline to ask about this, and they told me that they would charge me for one seat up front, but then when I get there, if they decide that I'm too fat, they will force me to buy another seat, or two seats. So, they won't even tell us up front how many seats we will need to pay for, either 2, 3, 4, or 5 (for the two of us). I am really upset about this, so we've talked about not showering until then as a way of expressing how upset I am about this whole thing. That will make it three weeks since my last shower; everyone will be able to smell me! For her, it will make it 1 week, but that is still probably going to smell a lot too. We are going to be the center of attention!

There's no law that requires you to take a shower, or to bathe at all, even. So, if the airlines are not going to treat me fairly, then we will respond by not showering, so they will have to deal with our smell.

Do you think it might be against the Americans with Disabilities Act to charge me three times the price to travel? I mean, it would be outrageous if they tried to make you buy two monthly bus passes, because you are one human being, not two. This is discrimination of the highest order, it is even worse than forcing us to sit at the back of the plane, its charging multiple times the normal rate for a certain group of protected individuals. And it is not fair.

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Big Lard Ass said...

Now, on to the subject of achieving the perfect bod. I think that it would help if I tried to have my legs atrophy, but there would be severe drawbacks to that, because it would make it impossible to have sexual relations with my new girlfriend, and as a manly man, that is very important to me. If I don't have strong legs, it's just going to make things impossible in the bedroom.

Also, I do enjoy my outdoor strolls, and I want to keep myself from getting a heart attack for as long as I possibly can, so I need to keep my legs in good condition to do that, even if it means that they will have a few extra inches around them of muscle.

But your solution of working my upper body more- that sounds like a great idea!! I might start going to the gym and doing the bench press, because I have heard that that is how you really get great muscle growth for your upper body. Since I am a type two diabetic, it is also important for me to get exercise, so that I can better regulate my metabolism. I think that having big arm muscles will really make my arms get huge, absolutely ripped.

I have been fantasizing about actually just starting to focus only on my left arm's muscles, and just let that arm get huge, but have the other arm start to atrophy a bit from not using it unless it is absolutely necessary. I would have one fat arm, and one HUGE fat and MUSCULAR arm! Imagine how cool that would look!! Do you think I should actually do that?

What sort of topics are you considering for your next dissertation, or should I say... dessertation? If you need any help brainstorming, I can always give you some food for thought, that you can pig out on, even though it is zero calories, unfortunately.

I am meeting with my doctor on Thursday, taking the day off from work, and having the results of my urinalysis discussed. Guess what? I have a feeling that she is going to prescribe me some insulin! That will hopefully enable me to achieve runaway weight gain, like a runaway freight train! But I will of course remember to check my blood sugar before and after each meal or snack, and when I'm going to pig out, then I will take more insulin so that I will stave off 100% of the negative effects of my type two diabetes, and so I will only get the positive effects of weight gain.

Do you know of any legal types of steroids that I could take in order to gain even more muscle mass, by the way? I don't want to take estrogen, because that would cause my moobs to get bigger, but not my arms. Frankly, my moobs are already kind of out of control, and at work I do wear a support device, but not women's underwear because I am too manly, so I just wear briefs for the bottom part of my underwear, along with the support device for my moobs.

So far, I'm adjusting to my new diet of eating fish and vegetables every day, and restraining my fast food intake to weekends, plus one Emergency Day during each weekday period.

I am so, so, so, so, so glad that I found this website, you have no idea how much this support means to me, I was really depressed before I found your site, and after I read through everything, it just dawned on me- "why don't you just be happy instead? Why not just do what makes you happy, and eat? And be proud of your physique!" Honestly, I don't think I would have had the confidence to start my new romance without this awakening.

FOOD RULES! LONG LIVE FOOD!

Your large friend who would protect you against any tiny, puny bullies,

-Big Lard Ass

Fat Bastard said...

OINK OINK OINK I'm back. I am happy to see that Big Lard Ass found his way to Teddy's Biggest Fattest Blog.

OINK! My ordeal is far from over but at least I'm home. I'm still off my feed and still losing weight dangerously fast. That's nothing to oink about but I'll oink anyway... OINK!!

I haven't hatched a toilet clogging turd since I left the hospital... not even a double flusher. That is very depressing. A least it cuts down on the paper work and since I've lost so much weight It's a hell of a lot easier to wipe my shrinking butt. At least mentally I'm becoming the old Fat Bastard but I fear that soon my body won't match my personality. That could be tragic. If his loss of appetite and weight loss keeps up how in blue hell will I be bale to throw my weight around when I want have any weight to throw around? I just hope I don't lose my SSI benefits and they make me go back to work. That would suck. PFA suggested I get a fat suit if that happens but suit just won't be the same. Please help me from becoming a stick boy.

Teddy, do you think they may have done something to me in the hospital to make me lose my appetite. After all, it is a research hospital. Maybe they pu something in my brain that turns off my hunger. Maybe they are testing out a new device that will turn us fatlings into thinlings. Do you think that's possible?

Big Lard Ass said...

Dear Fat Bastard,

I am glad that you are out of the hospital, and that you are feeling more like your normal self mentally, but it is very worrying that you have lost your normal appetite.

Remember, there is no turning back from morbid obesity. Once you hit 300 lbs, there is no turning back, and you just have to accept that you are a glutton, a slave to food, and enjoy it. For food is a kind master, indeed, its whip is sweet, as it is made out of licorice.

What types of foods did you normally love to eat? Maybe you should start back with those foods? I know that for myself, sometimes what really gets me hungry is when I have sex. For some reason, after I have sex, I always have to eat a lot of food, and then I nod off to sleep. That's why I keep a few sandwiches in a mini-fridge near my bed, it also helps for mid-night snacks. This way, I don't even have to get up in the middle of the night to fix myself something to eat- it's already there!

With regards to you becoming a thinling- even if you lost hundreds of pounds, you will still have lots of skin flaps. You'll still be Flap Bastard, no matter what. To my way of thinking, this is the body's way of telling us that we need to eat more- its a way of saying "you're supposed to fill up the rest of this skin."

I don't think the doctors put a thin man brain chip into you, because I don't think the technology is there yet. It could just be that you were scared, or the hospital food was terrible, or your body is recovering from the surgery and whatever medications they gave you.

I believe that you should consider eating some ice cream and milkshakes if you want to kick-start your appetite and regain some of your lost weight.

Regards,

Big Lard Ass

Teddy Bear said...

Good evening Fat Bastard.

Are your still taking any antibiotics or any medications that was prescribed by the hospital?

If so, I suggest you do a Google search on those medications to find out their possible side-effects.

Some antibiotics can cause loss of appetite, even nausea and vomiting.

I don't think they inserted any kind of brain implant. There would be some physical evidence of that if they did.

You did mention that it is a research hospital, so who knows what kind of experimental drugs they might have given you. I wouldn't put anything past them these days!

I'm not a doctor, so I kind of wish you all would not refer to me as "Doctor Bear" if you please.

Yeah, it's a cool title and all of that, but they way things are going now, it's real easy to get into trouble with all kinds of legal problems.

All I can do is suggest that you do a Google search on the names of your medications for possible side-effects, and then decide for yourself whether or not to quit using them.

Also, get an attorney if you suspect some medications is causing you some serious problems, and if so, then sue the sons of bitches!

I was once prescribed an antibiotic, and after 3 days on it. I was itching all over, so I discontinued them, and threw them away.

Then I was prescribes another antibiotic, and after doing a Google search, I discovered that the possible side-effect included loss of appetite, nausea, and vomiting. So, I didn't even start on those, I threw them away!

I have a new doctor now, and she's really nice. She's "fat friendly" and she's even a little bit chubby herself, really cute, and a fantastic personality and a great sense of humor. She prescribed me some skin lotions to take away the itching, and suggested that I bathe with Ivory soap and use baby shampoo because of my sensitive skin, and that has helped. No more itching on my back anymore.

I dumped my old doctor, because he kept trying to talk me into going in for Gastric Bypass Surgery.

I believe your appetite will eventually come back again.

I suggest going for a walk around town in some area where there are lots of restaurants where you can smell food cooking. Walk past some places where you can smell fried fish or fried chicken. That should kick start your appetite again.

Nothing like a good long walk in a shopping mall to give you an appetite, then go to an all you can eat buffet.

I hope this helps.

Big Lard Ass said...

Dear Mr. Theodore "Teddy" Bear,

I think you are right that it is not a good idea for us to call you a doctor, since, as you pointed out, you are not technically a doctor. However, I do still consider you to be an expert in the field of human obesity.

I think you should write a book. Call it "On the Art of Gaining", or "How to Gain Weight and Stay Fat". Something like that. You submit a manuscript to publishers, and it only costs you a stamp, paper, etc, and then if they decide to publish it, CA-CHING! You'll get thousands of dollars up front, plus royalties for the rest of your life! Now that's living like royalty!

Also, perhaps someone from a major newspaper would be interested in writing a story about you, since you are one of the pioneers of the New Fat Acceptance Movement.

Or you could write a cookbook with recipes for how to gain weight responsibly, like by eating vegetables sauteed in butter, extra virgin olive oil, and wine.

These are just some thoughts.

Also, I am now an insulin-dependent type two diabetic! I'm so excited, because my weight gain is really going to start to take off!

Regards,

Big Lard Ass

Fat Bastard said...

I sort or gave Teddy the honorary title of doctor but I meant it is a PhD sort of way. I would venture to say that there is no one on the planet with a greater understanding of obesity and if there were a fat studies program at any major university Teddy would be running it and he would be a a professor emeritus with not only a phi beta kappa key but with a phi beta kappa knife, fork and spoon. As a tribute to Teddy and his wonderful erudition in the field of obesity and his cutting edge work he should be a candidate for some sort of award. We should advocate for him to be honored in his lifetime. I hear you Big Lardass, Teddy is a giant in the field.

As to my sagging appetite and skin. My weight is still in free fall and the fucking doctors are doing nothing. They probably are waiting for my gall bladder to crap out and my kidneys to fail so they can make even more money.

I'm off most of my meds. The anti-biotics were given to me by IV. I had MIRSA. That kills most people but this fat boy is just to mean to die. I am suing those bastards.

PFA and I are waiting with baited breath for your next article. in the meantime I think you should visit this site http://biglibertyblog.com/

If you read the BS there you will see why the fat acceptance movement has stalled and why people like you, me and Big Lardass are needed to right the ship. Big Liberty is mixing crazy politics with fat acceptance just like the other ones have mixed feminism with fat acceptance which has excluded men. What they won't admit is that there are more fat men than fat women. Maybe deep down the girls are jealous that collectively we weigh more than them. That deserves and oink.

If I never regain my weight there is one consolation. It was a great ride and maybe of I have the excess skin cut off it can be used for burn victims or a leather coat.

Anonymous said...

Are you people for real? How could you actually WANT to gain weight, and why are you ENCOURAGING others to do the same? I can't believe that this is not some big fat joke.

Don't you want to get married and have children? Don't you have some type of career path that you dreamed about as a child? Why don't you just pursue that- life is about taking chances, not about sitting around deliberately gaining weight, and being lonely, depressed, and horny all the time.

Big Lard Ass said...

Dear Anonymous,

We are serious gainers. This is a real community of real people, who happen to be fat and happen to ENJOY being extremely obese. We feel pleasure from knowing that we are bigger than cretins like yourself, both figuratively, and literally.

I have a job, I work at a fairly decent sized company and earn over six figures. I work to help support people like Teddy, and I LIKE the fact that my tax funds are supporting him. The man has been through hell and back, so the least society can do is give him $650 per month. He doesn't bother anybody. If you want to complain about freeloaders, complain about the people who spend their welfare money on illegal drugs. Don't complain about honest, good, kind-hearted citizens like Ted.

With regards to marriage- I am in a very fulfilling relationship right now, and I think that it will lead to marriage in the near future. Being fat actually made this relationship possible, because both of us are very strongly attracted to extremely obese members of the opposite sex. You seem to have a problem with that. Well, you know what? That's too damn bad.

I am probably going to retire soon, because I have saved a lot of money over the years and money from the lawsuit settlement from a few years back, and then I can just focus on living life to the fullest with the woman of my dreams. For me, living life to the fullest means expanding my stomach and gut to the fullest as well.

Different people have different conceptions of what happiness is, and mine happens to involve growing bigger and fatter, especially on my upper body. I love my love handles, and so does Brenda. I love the smells that emanate from my large, manly body. I love that strangers stare at me and give me strange looks, and I get a kick out of it when people make rude comments about me to my face, or within hearing distance.

How about this, you little pipsqueak, you and me can meet up and we'll settle this by a sumo wrestling competition. Think you're up for it, little man?

And don't you dare insult my friends again, they are good people. And you, sir, are scum.

Regards,

Big Lard Ass

Anonymous said...

Why do you feel that you have to resort to name-calling against me? I was only asking you to re-evaluate your lifestyle choice, and I was pointing out how shallow and unfulfilling it is compared to a normal life.

Your morbidly obese girlfriend is probably not even going to know when she is pregnant, because she probably weighs so much already that her belly will look the same even late in her pregnancy. Morbidly obese women make terrible mothers- it's just a fact.

How is your future child going to learn how to run and play like normal children if his parents are too fat to move more than a dozen yards? Don't you care that you'll probably die before he becomes a teenager? Why put someone through all that, when you KNOW that you are going to be an awful parent? What kind of values are you promoting?

You speak of gluttony as though it were a virtue, and that is just downright scary. Are you going to force your child to become morbidly obese like you and your girlfriend? Shame on you! Obesity is dangerous, and deliberately inflicting that upon a child should be treated like any other form of physical abuse to a child, except molestation, murder, etc which are obviously worse. But making your child fat should have the same consequences as beating your child "for his own good"- prison (along with a 2,500 calorie diet and forced manual labor for 3 hours per day).

You would never give a child cigarettes, so don't get them addicted to food either. I think this is probably the biggest problem in our country- fat people like you are ruining society for the rest of us, who just want to live normal lives and raise our children out of the sight of people like you, who obviously have no self-control, and therefore should not be trusted when it comes to the safety of children.

I am not suggesting that most fat people would hurt children, but most of them are dangerous in one way or another, whether it be by encouraging over-eating, smoking, sloth, wastefulness, or being outright abusive to others because you are filled with self-hatred.

While I can understand your feelings of intense self-hatred, I do not hate you. I want to help you, and see you live the rest of your life like a normal person, not like a circus freak. The path of fitness is not easy, but it is worth the effort.

See, I didn't have to resort to name-calling to respond to your ridiculous arguments. Honest logic always prevails against stubborn gluttony. Always has, always will.

Teddy Bear said...

Good evening Fat Bastard.

Yes, rapid weight loss is far more dangerous than obesity itself.

I remember when I was first diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. I was living in Las Cruces New Mexico at the time.

Before I found out I was diabetic, I had some (but not all) of the classic symptoms. My vision was blurred, I felt tired and thirsty all the time, had frequent urination, and rapid weight loss, going down from 380 pounds to 295 pounds in just 2 months. That really sucked and I felt like shit.

Then my doctor prescribed oral medications at first, and in just 2 weeks my blood sugars were back down within the normal range. I felt much better, all the symptoms disappeared, and my vision even became less blurry.

Then I started gaining back the weight I had lost. As a result my blood sugars were starting to creep up again, not as high as before when I was first diagnosed, but a little bit too high nonetheless, so I had to start taking insulin, which of course, caused more weight gain.

I told him about the rapid weight loss I had, and he warned me that such rapid weight loss can result in kidney or gallbladder or even liver damage, but I was damn lucky that didn't happen. The blood tests came back from the lab and everything we OK.

He actually said that staying fat is less dangerous than extreme rapid weigh loss.

You need to get a new doctor, one who is not so overly obsessed with loosing lots of weight.

Some doctors don't don't give a damn, even if they see a patient loosing a lot of weight way too fast. They don't care, as long as you get thin. Some doctors are so prejudice against fat people that they would rather you die thin than to live fat!

So, you need to get a new doctor, and tell him or her that you're worried about losing too much weight way too fast, because you have heard that extreme rapid weight loss can cause some serious damage to the liver, gallbladder, and kidneys, and that you feel that you have already lost enough weight and don't wish to lose anymore for the time being.

Also, having all that excess skin removed after losing weight can be very costly and dangerous.

On the Discovery Health Channel which I get on Cable TV, I saw a program titled "The Shrinking Woman" about a beautiful lady who weighed almost 600 pounds, and she lost a lot of weight and dropped down to 190 pounds.

Then she went in for surgery to get all the loose skin flaps removed, which resulted in really nasty looking scars and a bad infection. She was in so much pain that she was screaming out, almost like being tortured. And she looked awful. She looked like an older woman in her 70s when she was only in her 40s.

Please, don't even think of having the surgery to have the excess skin removed. You might get a really bad infection from the surgery. The pain and the nasty scars is not worth it.

For the time being, do what you can to prevent any further weight loss.

If you can just get your appetite back, just enough to stop any more weight loss, then eventually your appetite may improve enough to gain back what you had lost.

Some doctors are evil quacks! They just want you to lose the weight so they can get rich doing the skin surgery.

That's why I refuse to lose weight, because I know that if I go down from my present 400 pounds to about 200 pounds, I'm going to have a lot of lose skin that will never shrink back down again.

No, I believe, that once fat, always fat, because look at what we fat people have to go through just to make ourselves more "acceptable" to a prejudice and bigoted morally corrupt society.

I hope you get your appetite back, and gain back the weight and plump up again so that once again your skin will me all nice and tight and pearly white as it once was before all this happened.

Teddy Bear said...

Good evening Big Lard Ass.

Thank you for your moral support.

Yes, I have been through all kinds of Hell, even before I became fat.

When I was a kid going to school, I was lousy at sports, because when I was 4 years old, I was in a car accident and my left knee was injured. So, as a kid, I could not run, and I walked with a limp because my left knee hurt most of the time, and some days my knee was so stiff I could just barely walk at all.

So, I was lousy at sports, but then, I didn't care for sports anyway. I was often teased and bullied around by some of the other kids in school, and I was even once suspended from school because I failed to climb a rope in the gymnasium.

I was about 13 years old when I started getting fat. In school, all the students got weighed every semester, so shortly after my 13 birthday on September 30, I only weighed about 105 pounds at 5 feet 4 inches. But by the time I was 15 years old, I was 5 feet 7 inches ans I weighed over 200 pounds, so I doubled my weight in just 2 years. I also stopped growing any taller at age 15, and I have recently lost an inch from my height, which usually happens as we get older, so now, I'm only 5 feet 6 inches tall, which is about 3 inches shorter than the average male in the USA.

By the time I was 17 years old, I hit 270 pounds, and I love it. I loved becoming fatter, because I was becoming much bigger than all those who ever bullied me around.

When I was in high school, I wanted absolutely nothing to do with drugs, but there was always some kind of peer group pressure to get me to join the druggies.

I was being harassed by a couple of dope pushers in my school. They would not leave me alone.

So, I went to see my student councilor and he suggested that I just simply turn them in.

That was a BIG mistake, and I was harassed even more. In my art class, my paintings I had been working on were destroyed. My life was even threatened so I had to leve school for my own safety.

After that, I had an emotional and mental breakdown and spent three weeks in a psychiatric. There, the patients were often beaten by the ward attendants, and one night I was raped by an older man.

This was back in April of 1969 and I was 17 years old. When I came home from the psych ward, I was in disparate need talk to a councilor or a social worker, but back then, nobody believe that a guy could get raped, and the shrinkos would just prescribe tranquilizers and send me home, so no help or support was forthcoming.

I believed that I could stay out of trouble by NOT getting involved in drugs, but I found myself in trouble because I said NO to drugs.

And so, I believe, that after all I had been through, I have earned the right to enjoy food, to eat as much as I like, whatever I like, and to get as plump as I please.

Once again Big Lard Ass, thank you for your moral support.

Teddy Bear said...

In response to Anonymous:

You say the we are lonely, depressed, and horny all the time.

Well, I'm never horny. I had lost all interest in sex after I was raped by an older man at the age of 17.

As for feeling depressed for some years, well, I have discovered that being obese has made me feel more peaceful, calm, and contented. I have discovered happiness through eating delicious foods and enlarging my body, becoming much larger than the average size person.

I'm much larger now than anyone who has ever inflicted physical and emotional pain on me, much larger than anyone who has ever bullied me around.

As for being lonely, well, wrong again!

I have friends who accept me as I am, and they know I'm perfectly happy being fat.

Also, nobody here is deliberately "inflicting" obesity on another person.

If I had kids of my own, I would never do anything of the sort. I would never insist that any child of mine "clean up his/her plate" when he/she feels too full to eat anymore. No, I'll just say, put it aside in the fridge and if you feel hungry later on we can just warm it up again.

I would not force a child to eat more then he/she could handle.

On the other hand, if my kid had a big appetite and loved to eat, and didn't mind being chubby, I would not discourage that either.

I would take the middle ground between the two extremes.

So, I would never overfeed or underfeed a child, and I would allow my kids do judge for themselves if they feel that they have had enough to eat, or if they feel hungry enough to want another serving.

I say, let your own body be your guide. Being forced to eat more than you want, or not being allowed to eat as much as you like, either extreme is bad.

If kids loves to eat, I say, let 'em eat!

Making a child feel guilty for eating a little bit "too much" only causes kids to develop eating disorders which is far more harmful than being a little bit chubby.

Also, even though I would not able to engage in any sports or physical activities with my kids, that would not make me a bad parent. I could teach my kids to have an appreciation for music or art. There are a lot of things that are far more fun than sports.

I like to do oil paintings, and eventually, I intend to get back to building radio controlled model planes.

Then, there is model railroading, and all kinds of fun hobbies that parents and their kids can do together. It doesn't have to be sports.

Of course, in my case, I'm not married, so I don't have kids, and I would be worried about raising kids in this world the way it is right now.

Nobody here is forcing obesity on anyone. We know that obesity isn't for everybody.

If you don't want to be fat, then don't get fat. OK?

As for me, I love my obesity. It feels so nice and soft and jiggly all over. I love the sensation of heaviness and softness.

You say we fat people are ruining society?

WRONG AGAIN!

It's the athletes who are ruining society. In our high schools, academic subjects are being "dumbed down" to make it easier for the jocks to get passing grades so they can play football.

The good students (the "nerds" and "geeks") get bullied around by the jocks, and the jocks go unpunished. They can get away with just about anything.

In some schools, math teachers and science teachers have even been laid off so they can hire more athletic coaches.

This obsession with "physical fitness" and the athletes are doing far more to ruin society.

We fat people actually help to boost the economy. We are the ones who are making the farmers and the food producers rich, and we spend a lot more for our extra large clothing. So, we fat people are actually good for the economy!

And you can take that to the bank!

Big Lard Ass said...

Dear Teddy,

You are a brave and strong guy for having survived and thrived through everything that you have been through, and for not letting the world turn you into a bad person.

The way I see it, society failed to protect you and give you the support you needed, so now society should try to make up for that by providing you with the benefits you are receiving. It's not like you are getting rich from this, but rather, you are getting enough to live your life.

Anyway, it just makes me very upset when small-minded and small-bellied people like Mr. Anonymous here try to put you down. Well, since you are pear-shaped, you have a low center of gravity, and therefore it would be very hard to put you down! Whereas someone like me, with a high center of gravity, topples over very easily. All of the most successful sumo wrestlers are pear shaped, partly for this reason. Pear shaped obese men also have very strong legs- stronger than an apple shaped male's arms even.

I am very glad that I did not lose any weight due to my diabetes. Since I got on insulin, I've already noticed that the pounds are starting to pile on much faster than before, because I can regulate my insulin levels to make myself hungrier, and then I just use the insulin to enable my body to handle all the excess blood sugar by turning it into more glorious fat.

It turns out that my girlfriend is actually a type 1 diabetic, which is part of why she got so big, like she is now.

Anyway, to get back on point, I am always happy to defend you and lend you my moral support, Teddy! Us apple shaped obese men with type two diabetes need to stand up and protect our less aggressive and infant-like pear shaped cousins.

Regards,

Big Lard Ass

Fat Bastard said...

Teddy is not only a credit to the fat race, he's a credit to the human race. As you can tell Big Lard Ass Teddy is without a doubt the most intelligent person in the fatosphere.

Teddy, I come once again asking for your help. I am trying to get Wikipedia to acknowledge Bigger Fatter Blof and your The Biggest Fattest Blog as credible members of the fat acceptance movement. I can't figure out what I am doing wrong. Being that you are really really MENSA smart perhaps you can successfully edit their fat acceptance article to meet their criteria.

As you know it is folks like us who are ushering in the new and improved fat acceptance. I think we need to be mentioned in Wikipedia. After all we are on the cutting edge.

Once again my readers are waiting with baited breath for your next article. I'm sure you will not disappoint us. I have written a poem celebrating my return to the fatosphere and my waxing appetite. Check it out.

Oinkingly yours,

Fat Bastard

PS PFA says hi and gives you a hearty oink.

Anonymous said...

i'm 565lbs and i still wear speedos of some kind. Love how it disappears in my fat almost.
Be good to see how it is when i'm fatter.

Teddy Bear said...

Anonymous said...

"i'm 565lbs and i still wear speedos of some kind. Love how it disappears in my fat almost.

Be good to see how it is when i'm fatter."
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

With increasing obesity, your belly will hang down lower and completely hide the front of your speedo.

I guess when you walk the streets, your shirt don't cover your bellybutton and I imagine your pants slide halfway down on your butt, exposing the butt-crack.

That would be really cool.


Once again . . . . .

Congratulations!


Teddy Bear