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Thursday, September 30, 2010

ANNOUNCING THE LATEST CHANGES IN MY WEB SITE POLICY!

ATTENTION EVERYBODY! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

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TO ALL MY BLOG VIEWERS . . . . . I HAVE MADE SOME CHANGES IN MY POLICIES WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING MY NEWEST CARTOON DRAWINGS OF SUPER SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES. THEREFORE FROM THIS DAY FORTH, ANY NEW DRAWINGS THAT I HAVE CREATED OF MY SUPER SUPER SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES, IF THE UPPER-BELLY ABOVE THE WAIST HANGS DOWN MORE THAN HALF-WAY DOWN OVER THE THIGHS, OR DOWN TO THE KNEES, OR LOWER, THEN . . . THEY WILL BE DEPICTED IN THE NUDE! ONLY THOSE MORBIDLY OBESE APPLE-SHAPED MALES WHO'S BELL
Y ONLY HANG DOWN LESS THAN HALF-WAY OVER THE THIGHS WILL BE DEPICTED WEARING PANTS OR SHORTS, OTHERWISE, IF THE BELLY HANGS DOWN MUCH LOWER, LIKE HALF-WAY DOWN OVER THE THIGHS, OR DOWN TO THE KNEES, OR EVEN LOWER, THEN, THEY WILL ALL BE DEPICTED ONLY IN THE NUDE, AS NAKED AS THE DAY THEY WERE BORN!

OK, now you're all probably wondering why my recent change in policy. Well, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, then your huge round belly will hang down over the waistband of your pants, and your pants tend to slide down lower on your ass, about half-way down on your ass, and of course, your shirts won't completely cover your belly, in which case, you'll probably go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and exposing your butt-crack.

But if your belly hangs down much lower, say like, half-way down over your thighs or down to your knees, or even lower, then your love-handles will probably hang down over your hips, in which case, it will be virtually impossible for you to wear pants or shorts. You will not be able to pull your pants up, nor will anybody else be able to pull your pants up for you. Your pants will slide down below your butt and fall down and drop to the floor.

The animation below depicts what happens to a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male with with a big belly and small butt during his ever increasing weight gain.

You'll notice, that as he gains more and more weight on his upper-body, his belly hangs down lower and lower until he finally loses his shorts. Yeah, first he is losing his hair, then his pants, and eventually his life! When his belly hangs down to his knees, he can't keep his shorts from falling down, and then . . . well . . . when you can't wear pants anymore, then why even bother to wear shirts? You might as well go around naked, just sitting around the house in the nude.

That is why, from now on, any one of my apple-shaped super super morbidly obese males who's belly hangs down over his thighs almost to the knees will all be depicted only in the nude!

Now then . . . . . what about super super morbidly obese males who happen to be pear-shaped?

Well . . . if you have a great big fat ass, broad hips, big fat thighs, and a huge lower-belly or groin area below the waist, then you are still able to wear your pants up high around your waist, and you are still able to tuck in your shirts. The pear-shaped obese males can always wear pants no matter how obese they become, even if the huge groin region below the waist hangs down lower than the knees! But of course, they will need to wear huge big-ass pants. So, when my apple-shaped males as depicted in my drawings have become super super obese to the point to where the belly hangs down almost to the knees or lower, they will just have to go around naked, while my pear-shaped obese males as depicted in my drawings, they will all wear great big fat-ass pants, and some will wear pants with loud ridiculous patterns or great big fat-ass sissy pants, as depicted in the next picture below.

And of course, I will occasionally depict some pear-shaped super super super obese males in the nude, as in the next picture below.

So, yes! Sometimes I will depict super super morbidly obese pear-shaped males in the nude, but mostly, I will depict super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males in the nude if their bellies hang down to the knees and lower.

OK. To depict all of these super super super morbidly obese males in the nude, whether they be either apple-shaped or pear-shaped, would NOT be considered to be pornography. that is because, if you're so enormously obese that your belly hangs down over your thighs, or down to your knees, or lower, then your belly also hangs down over your penis completely hiding it from view. Then you will appear to be completely sexless!

The next picture below, which you may have seen in one of my previous articles, depicts BOTH the super super super morbidly obese pear-shaped AND apple-shaped males wearing business suits and neck ties.

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Naturally, since the apple-shaped obese male's belly hangs down lower than his knees it would actually be physically impossible for him to wear pants, so he will just have to go naked as in the next picture below.

So, if you happen to be a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male with a huge round belly and a small butt and thinner legs, and if your belly hangs down over your thighs almost to your knees, then you are no longer able to put on any pants, because your pants will just keep falling down and somebody will have to keep pulling them back up again only to have them fall back down again, so you may as well forget about wearing pants entirely. That's why, from now on, in all of my drawings of apple-shaped males who's belly hangs down almost to the knees, they will be depicted only in the nude. Only those apple-shaped obese males who's belly does not yet hang down to the knees, only they will be shown wearing pants.

Now, as for us pear-shaped super super obese males with great big butts, broad hips, and great big thunder-thighs, even if the huge groin area below the waist hangs down lower than the knees, we can still wear great big fat-ass pants.

But apple-shaped super super morbidly obese males wear great big shirts the size of tents and small kiddie-sized pants because they have great big huge round bellies above the waist, a pathetically small butt, and much thinner legs. The pear-shaped obese male is bottom-heavy with his huge Majestic Royal Rump while the apple-shaped super morbidly obese male is rather top-heavy with a huge tank sized belly and a little baby-butt!

Also, obese people who are more pear-shaped tend to live much longer lives than obese people who are more apple-shaped because upper-body fat tends to be far more unhealthy or pathogenic than lower-body fat which is relatively harmless compared to upper-body fat.

OK, in many of my previous articles, I have referred to obese pear-shaped males and females as Pear Men and Pear women while I have referred to obese apple-shaped males and females as Apple Boys and Apple Girls.

But one of the blog members here, in posting in one of my forums, he has used the opposite designations, Apple Men, Apple Women, Pear Boys, and Pear Girls. His reason being, that we obese pear-shaped males tend to be more gentle and docile, and sometimes take on a more effeminate or even an infantile appearance while many of the apple-shaped males tend to be more Macho and more aggressive.

But I use the designations Pear Men, Pear Women, Apple Boys, and Apple Girls, because, as I have said repeatedly, obese people who are pear-shaped tend to live much longer than obese people who are apple-shaped. I have seen many pear-shaped obese males living into their 70s and 80s while most apple-shaped obese males are lucky if they live past their 60s and many of them die at a much younger age, like, in their 30s, 40s, or 50s, hence, my designation, Apple Boys and Pear Men.

I mean, like, face it guys! If you're an apple-shaped obese male who's upper-arms and forearms are bigger around than your thighs, and you have great big fat man-boobs or "moobs" that are much bigger than your butt-cheeks, and your belly is much bigger around than your hips, and you have narrow hips, a small butt, and skinny legs, then . . . you're not going to live very long. But you will have a lot more fun during your much shorter lives because you all get to go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and exposing your butt-crack, which is a great pleasure that is forever denied to us obese males who are more pear-shaped. We pear-shaped obese males may live much longer than you apple-shaped obese males, but we really don't have as much fun.

OK, getting back on topic again.

As I have been saying, hence forth, from this day on, from now on, any new cartoon drawings that I have created of super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males, if the belly hangs down more than half-way over the thighs and/or down to the knees, or lower, then they will ALL be depicted only in the nude.

Here are some of my past examples of super morbidly apple-shaped males who were still able to wear pants or shorts in the next pictures below.

I guess you all remember this particular picture that I like to add to the very end of each of my articles. Well, NO MORE! He's not going to be around anymore. He's not going to go out mooning the world. That's because, as you may very well notice, his belly hangs down way below his knees and his love-handles hang down over his hips, so he really can't put on pants. In a cartoon drawing he can be depicted as wearing pants. But then, anything is possible in a cartoon drawing. But if this were in real life, he would be unable to wear pants. So, the next picture below will depict a more realistic version of our supper supper morbidly obese apple-shaped male.

So, yes, he'll still be around, it's just that he won't be going out mooning the world anymore. He will just have to stay at home, naked as the day he was born, just sitting around in his home in the nude, never being able to go out ever again, unless he takes up residence in a nude colony. Also, since it has now become physically impossible for him to wear pants, then . . . why should he even bother to put on a shirt or a pair of shoes? Yeah! Like, sorry dude! But your clothes wearing days are over!

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SPECIAL REQUEST!!!

Oh yes! It is truly most unfortunate, that ALL of these super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males can no longer go out in public to proudly display their huge massive bodies since they can't put on pants anymore. So, what is needed is to help these guys in anyway we can, by establishing more nude beaches or nude colonies, or what we shall call "Naked Cities" for the super obese where they can live and take up permanent residence so that they can walk the streets in the nude and that they may be able to again publicly and proudly put themselves on display for all to gaze upon with awesome wonder and astonishment! This is what is so desperately needed!

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Anyway . . . . . . .

Here's another cartoon picture from one of my previous articles. Again, another super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, his belly hanging way down below his knees almost to the ground, and yet, he's depicted as wearing short pants, which in real life would be impossible.

When your belly hangs down almost to the ground, there is no way you can ever put on any pants. It just can't be done! Two or three strong guys would have to lift up on your belly and then someone would have to get behind to pull your pants up with all of his strength to get the front of your pants to go up into the skin-fold under your belly. It just can't be done. Your pants would just simply fall back down again.

The next picture below depicts the same guy after some more weight gain, only this time, he is totally in the nude, as naked as the day he was born.

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As you can see, his huge round belly hangs way down below his knees almost down to the ground so it is certainly impossible for him to put on any pants.

OK, if you can recall in one of my previous articles, I have referred to insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes as "The Hidden Pants Disease" because of the huge belly hanging down over the front of the shorts completely hiding the shorts from view. An example is given in the next picture below, as it was shown in one of my previous articles in this blog.

On the left is a kid about 12 years old standing on the beach wearing his little red speedo, and then at the age of 17 he is still wearing the same size little red speedo, but he has gained a massive amount of weight on his upper-body until his belly hangs down over the front of his speedo completely hiding it under his low hanging belly, and of course he now has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with some heart disease.

In the next picture below he is now 19 years old and his belly hangs down almost to his feet!

Of course, it would now be physically impossible to wear his speedo anymore. He would be completely in the nude and would not be allowed on the beach, unless it were a nude beach. Here he is at the age of 19 on the day before he finally died from a massive heart attack.

Now you know why I call Type 2 Diabetes the "hidden Pants Disease" but in the more advance stages, the belly becomes much larger and hangs down even lower until the pants fall down, as depicted in the next picture below.

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With ever increasing obesity on the upper-body, the typical apple-shaped obese male will usually develop insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes. In it's more advanced stage, Type 2 Diabetes will first become "The Hidden Pants Disease" and then, eventually, when Type 2 Diabetes reaches it's most advanced stage, it becomes the "Falling Pants Disease"! The symptoms of Type 2 Diabetes for extreme apple-shaped obese males is first, massive weight gain on the upper-body which then always causes insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, then heart disease, and then, indecent exposure! First you gain a lot of weight on your upper-body, then you will lose your pants, and then, you will eventually lose your life! The super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male usually dies from a massive heart attack about three to six months after his pants fell down. So, when ever you hear some lady saying that her husband "dropped his pants" that's a euphemism for, her morbidly obese apple-shaped husband died from a massive heart attack. Another words, when ever some super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male has died from a massive heart attack, instead of saying "he kicked the bucket" or "he bought the farm" or he "croaked" instead, people will say he dropped his pants!

Sometimes you might even overhear a couple of women talking about their super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped husbands. One lady asks her friend "I hear that your husband is not doing so well these days. What was the results of his last visit to the doctor?" and her friend answers back "He's now hiding his shorts." and then she replies to her friend "Yeah, I can see you're really worried about him. It's been a few years now since my husband dropped his pants." which of course means, when one lady says her husband is "hiding his shorts" that means that her morbidly obese apple-shaped husband has been diagnosed with insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes along with some heart disease, and when the other lady says it's been a few years since her husband "dropped his pants" that of course means that her super morbidly obese apple-shaped husband has died from a massive heart attack.

The next cartoon picture below depicts two house wives, actually one house wife, and her widowed friend talking about their super super morbidly obese apple-shaped husbands.

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So, there you have it! When someone says that you're hiding your shorts, that's just a euphemism for you have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes with heart disease, and when someone says that you have finally drop your pants, again, that's just another euphemism for you have died from a massive heart attack! Of course, on average, a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male may live up to six months after he has dropped his pants before he finally dies from his massive heart attack.

OK, the next two animations below, I had received in an E-mail sometime back in 2003, and I downloaded and saved them to my computer. I'm sure many of your are familiar with this animated graphic of the obese apple-shaped dancing diabetic wearing his little blue speedo.

From the front view, you can see that he is almost hiding his little blue speedo, and from the rear view, you'll notice that his love-handles are much wider than his butt. He most certainly has insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and some heart disease.

Now, the next two animations below are a much larger and even more obese version of the original animations above. These two animations are my own creation. It took me over a week to get it right, but these are my very own creations!

Here's the first one as seen from the front view.

OK buddy! Lose the hat and proudly show off your bald head! Lose the dark eyeglasses! Lose the little gold medallion! And lose the speedo! Since your belly now hangs down below your knees and occasionally bounces on the floor, then from now on, you're going to be dancing in the nude! He has invented a new dance that he calls THE BELLY BOUNCE!

And my next animation below shows our dancing diabetic from the rear view.

You'll notice that his love-handles have become even wider and now hangs down much lower than his little butt, and his belly is bouncing on the floor! Yes, he as finally dropped his pants! He's a goner! He had been dancing in the nude at some night club, and then, one evening during his final performance, he died from a massive heart attack right there on the stage in front of over 250 onlookers in the audience! He was only 25 years old!

OK, here is one more cartoon drawing. Do you all remember a comic book character by Harvey Comics of a fat girl named Little Lotta? Harvey Comics was popular among kids back in the 1960s, but I don't think they're published anymore.

I have taken the original version of Little Lotta, when she was a kid in grad school, and I have created an adult version of her at the age of 19 and she has become even more obese, and now goes by the name of Big Lona! Here she is, both the original version of Little Lotta and my new improved version of Little Lotta as Big Lona!

Here she is! Big Lona! As you can see, she has become apple-shaped, which is rather unusual for females. Since her huge round belly now hangs down so low, she can't wear mini-skirts anymore, and so, she must wear skirts that are longer than knee length, or otherwise, a mini-skirt would be hidden under her low-hanging belly, and then, she would look as though she wasn't wearing a skirt at all. Also, the reason why she became apple-shaped is because she is such an unmitigated glutton that she had stretched her stomach out so much that it would hang down over the front of her skirt after eating one of her really huge meals, and she has become an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic as a result. When she was just a little girl in grade school, she would go to an All You Can Eat Buffet and consume about 21 tray-loads of food. But now, she is able to consume at least 150 tray-load so food. Is it no wonder why her belly became so huge, and no wonder why she has become apple-shape instead of pear-shaped as most females tend to be?

Well, there you have it!

Anyway . . . . . once again!

My new change in policy when it comes to creating any more new drawing of super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males.

From now on, from this day forth, when you see any of my drawings of a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, if his belly only hangs down over his groin or less then half-way down over his thighs, then he'll still be wearing shorts or pants.

But if he is a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male his belly hangs down more than half-way down over his thighs or down to his knees, or lower, then he will be in the nude, and naked as the day he was born!


THE END!

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61 comments:

Fat Bastard said...

OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK!

STELLAR! Your work is AMAZING!

As an apple I really appreciate your hard work and study in this area. If A typical pear weighs 400 pounds and wears am XXXL T-shirt, the 400 pound apple would need an XXXXXL that is extra long.

Perhaps there should be a size designation for males like they have with female ie junior, petite, misses, women's ect.. but for males it should be XXL-A for apple and XXL-P for pear.

I wear long shirts that cover my butt crack and belly button. They male me look regal and even bigger.

Fat Bastard said...

Teddy I posted a link to this outstanding article because I waned the BFB readers to see it. I know that they would appreciate it.

Again, nicely done!

Teddy Bear said...

Good afternoon Fat Bastard.

In shirts I only wear a Size 2XL, but in pants I wear a Size 6XL but I may soon have to go to a Size 7XL.

The largest size in anything, either shirts or pants is up to a Size 12XL.

Now, some of the super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males as depicted in my drawings, their upper-bodies are so massively huge that not even a shirt in a Size 12XL will cover their bellybuttons!

Yet they have much smaller butts and thinner legs. Some of my super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males wear shorts that are about an XL or only an L or an M for Medium, while some might rarely wear shorts in a size 2XL or 3XL.

Most of my apple-shaped obese males wear shorts ranging from M to L to XL.

But their upper-bodies are way too large for shirts in a Size 12XL which is the largest that they make at either Casual Male XL or KING SIZE or Big & Tall.

Some of my super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males would have to order special made shirts in a Size 20XL to 30XL!

Yet, they only wear shorts in a Size 3XL at the most!

But most of my apple-shaped guys wear on average, short in a Size M to a Size XL.

Now, in the case of my really extreme apple-shaped obese males, the waistband of their shorts won't even go over their forearms and their shirt sleeves are much bigger than their shorts!

This is why ALL of my super super morbidly obese males ALL have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes with heart disease and don't live more then 32 years.

The ones with really skinny legs only live about 21 to 25 years.

So, if for example, you measure about 180 inches around your belly and about 50 inches around your hips with 26 inch thighs you will live about 32 years at the most.

But if you have that same size 180 inch belly, while you only measure about 40 inches around your hips with 20 inch thighs, you can only hope to live about 25 years at the most, even though you might weigh about 200pound less then the guy with the bigger hips and thighs.

And finally, if you have that 180 inch belly but your hips are only 30 inches around with 16 inch thighs, then you're a goner while still only in your late teens!

So, not only does having a massive amount of upper-body puts you at risk of Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, but also having skinny legs and a really small butt further increases the risk of having heart disease.

And so, there we have it . . .

1.) Massive upper-body fat with a chubby butt and chubby thighs, you'll live about 32 years.

2.) Massive upper-body fat with a small butt and skinny legs, you'll only live about 21 years at the most! Even if you don't weigh as much!

Hope that helps.

Fat Bastard said...

Once again your erudition is spot on!

I may have found a near perfect pear.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HMikIVg0aZg/TF92RPPKWMI/AAAAAAAAAc0/o21SR00Nt7A/s1600/jenni+edit.jpg

Teddy Bear said...

Good evening Fat Bastard!!!

WOW!!!

All I can say is . . . like . . .

WOW!!!

I'm sure that her thighs might be bigger around than her chest.

But her lower legs are still smaller than her chest.

To be THE absolute PERFECT pear-shape, her lower-legs would also also have to be bigger around than her chest.

I would like to see her from the rear view. I would love to see her great big butt!!!

OK . . . . .

Now, I'm still searching for THE PERFECT apple-shape male.

I have seen some guys who's arms were fatter then their kegs. In fact I have seen some middle-aged apple-shape women who's arms were fatter than their legs.

I mean, really fat arms and really skinny legs.

And I seriously doubt if anyone could take on such proportions without becoming diabetic.

But THE Perfect apple-shaped obese male, both his upper-arms AND lower arms would have to be bigger around than his hips!

But again . . .

I seriously doubt that once a guy after he as finally achieved such proportions that he would live more than a couple of years after that.

Even if perfect apple-shaped obese males exist, you'll never see them on the streets. They would be house-bound because their legs would be too weak for them to get out.

But I still hope someday to see the perfect apple-shaped obese male.

But in the meantime, I can at least visualize them in my drawings.

It's just that I hope to meet someone like that in person.

18 years old & 500 Lbs said...

What would you say if you were face to face with a man whose lower arms were thicker than his waist? Whose chest was more than twice the width of his waist? Whose belly hung down lower than his knees?

Here is my tip, you should make sure that you did not get your hands anywhere near his mouth, unless you think you have too many fingers!

Also, I like your video clips of the new fat guy dance. I like how the ground sways under him because of his massive weight, and even the ribbon moves. All must yield before the might of the powerful GUT!

Us apple shaped men are the best! By the way, are you sure that being apple shaped is bad? I want to live to be an old man, I do not want to die in my 30s or 40s, I want to live to my 80s or 90s. Do you think that with modern science that will be possible at my weight of over 500 lbs if I keep gaining? I have not been to the doctor's in over 3 years, back when I was only 200 lbs.

Fat Bastard said...

It's tough with those belly builder guys because they stuff and give each other enemas so a lot of the apple shape is fake.

Also, those BB guys were so jealous of you and petty. They were like emotional NAAFA girls.

Anonymous said...

To "18 years old & 500lbs":

If you really are 18 and 500lbs, there is NO WAY you'll live to be past 60 without losing the weight, regardless of whether you're apple or pear shaped.

You MIGHT- but it's very very unlikely.

Heart disease starts to show in the late 30's at it's earliest.

Most people actually SURVIVE heart attacks, but die very slowly and painfully of heart failure over the course of about a year.

If you want to be so fat and go through this, that is your choice and I respect that. But I'm just saying there is NO way you'll live to be 80/90 years old.

Fat Bastard said...

@ Anon,

With current medical technology I agree but with more advances for us fatlings he may live past 60.

@ Teddy,

Here is the perfect female apple IMO. http://www.bigbellyssbbw.com/images/Clipboard013.jpg

Teddy Bear said...

Fat Bastard said...

@ Teddy,

Here is the perfect female apple IMO. http://www.bigbellyssbbw.com/images/Clipboard013.jpg
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Good evening Fat Bastard

Again I must say . . . . .

Like, WOW!!!

That is one great big bellied apple-girl alright!

But I can't tell from the photo how fat her arms are.

Yes, her belly looks like it's about 3 times as big around as her hips.

But she does have fat thighs and I can't tell if her arms are as big around as her legs or bigger around.

I have seen obese apple-shaped diabetic women with really fat arms and skinny legs and their arms were much bigger around than their legs.

But to be THE PERFECT apple-shape male or female, both the upper arms and the forearms must be bigger around than the hips!

We need to look for a picture of a super morbidly obese apple-shaped woman with really really fat arms and really really skinny legs.

We just gotta keep searching.

Teddy Bear said...

18 years old & 500 Lbs said...

"Us apple shaped men are the best! By the way, are you sure that being apple shaped is bad? I want to live to be an old man, I do not want to die in my 30s or 40s, I want to live to my 80s or 90s. Do you think that with modern science that will be possible at my weight of over 500 lbs if I keep gaining? I have not been to the doctor's in over 3 years, back when I was only 200 lbs."
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Ah yes! I agree!

You apple-shaped guys are the absolute best! You apple-shaped guys are truly awesome.

Your great big round belly hangs down over the waistband of your pants and down over the front of your pants causing your pants to slide halfway down on your butt.

You can't find shirts large enough to completely cover your belly so you get to go around out in public showing off your bellybutton and exposing your butt-crack and mooning everybody around you.

That's why I envy apple-shaped obese guys! You don't live as long as us pear-shaped obese guys, but you have a lot more fun during your much shorter lives.

OK . . . . .

Here is why being apple-shaped places you at a much higher risk for getting heart disease.

There is a biochemical difference between upper-body fat and lower-body fat.

Lower-body fat is harmless. It's actually beneficial because lower-body fat stores up more of the Omega 3 fatty acids which is actually good for the heart and the brain.

Upper-body fat stores up mostly Omega 6 fatty acids which is bad for the heart and brain.

That's why upper-body fat is more dangerous to your health, especially if you have skinny legs!

A huge round belly, a small butt, and skinny legs will shorten your life.

So, hear is my suggestion . . .

You apple-shaped guys should eat lots of fish, because fish has Omega 3 fatty acids.

Eat either broiled or bake fish, not fried, but broiled or baked.

Oily fish is best. Tuna, mackerel, sardines, or pink salmon.

Eat lots and lots of fish!

Also, have an 8 ounce glass of dry red wine twice each day, because that is good for your heart.

Drink lots of red or purple grape juice. Get plenty of vegetable and fresh fruit.

Apple-shaped guys should eat more fish. That should help you to live longer.

And if your trying to achieve the PERFECT apple-shape with your upper-arms and forearms being bigger around than your butt and thighs, then do lots are arm exercises to build up your arm muscles while not exercising your legs at all.

That way, your arms will get bigger and stronger while your legs get thinner and weaker.

Then hopefully you will be able to achieve the PERFECT apple-shape.

But remember . . .

There is a price to pay for having the PERFECT apple-shaped male body.

The PERFECT apple-shaped obese male body is truly a body to die for!

18 years old & 500 Lbs said...

Dear Anonymous,

This has confirmed my worst fears. I guess that I will have to loose weight if I want to survive. And I do want to survive more than I want to be fat, so that is the route I will go. It's gonna be hard though but I think I can do it over time. No more snacks, and exercising every day now.

Dear Teddy Bear,

From what my sister, a nurse, told me, was that lower body fat is bad for you. You said it was harmless, but she said it is still bad, just not as bad as upper body fat. Anyway from the picture I see of you, no offense, but it looks like you also have upper body fat as well as lower body fat, and to be honest to me you look like more of an apple shaped guy with relatively skinny legs. You don't seem to be one of those people with a normal upper body but a gigantic wide hips that are 3 or 4 times the size of your torso. Or at the very best, it is a 50/50 split between lower and upper body fat, and it is not gonna cancel each other out.

The health problems do not center around fatty acids. It has to do with putting extra stress on your heart and organs, which upper body fat does more than lower body fat. Also diabetes lowers life expectancy by like 10 to 20 years and lower body fat still causes insulin resistance and diabetes.

She said that eating foods with omega 3 fat acid is good. But she said that it doesn't make you smarter, only if your brain is still developing, but it's still good to eat. She also said that fit people tend to be smarter than fat people, according to recent studies. So I don't think being fat makes you smart, it might just be that some fat people spend more time studying by not exercising, but then there are people like my brother who went to Harvard who was the captain of his football team and also the valedictorian of his high school class, he was even smarter than the fat nerds like me, even though I spend so much more time studying every day.

As for me drinking 16 oz of red wine per day, I am only 18 years old. The legal drinking age is 21, and I don't condone drinking, smoking, or caffeine at all anyway because it goes against my beliefs. Grape juice is high in sugar and my sister told me not to drink it because I am a borderline diabetic, so I am gonna just drink water most of the time from now on. Plus it has no calories so I can do that instead of eating.

18 years old & 500 lbs

PS hopefully next week I will be 18 years old & 497 lbs!

18 years old & 500 Lbs said...

Dear Anonymous,

This has confirmed my worst fears. I guess that I will have to loose weight if I want to survive. And I do want to survive more than I want to be fat, so that is the route I will go. It's gonna be hard though but I think I can do it over time. No more snacks, and exercising every day now.

Dear Teddy Bear,

From what my sister, a nurse, told me, was that lower body fat is bad for you. You said it was harmless, but she said it is still bad, just not as bad as upper body fat. Anyway from the picture I see of you, no offense, but it looks like you also have upper body fat as well as lower body fat, and to be honest to me you look like more of an apple shaped guy with relatively skinny legs. You don't seem to be one of those people with a normal upper body but a gigantic wide hips that are 3 or 4 times the size of your torso. Or at the very best, it is a 50/50 split between lower and upper body fat, and it is not gonna cancel each other out.

continuing..

18 years old & 500 Lbs said...

The health problems do not center around fatty acids. It has to do with putting extra stress on your heart and organs, which upper body fat does more than lower body fat. Also diabetes lowers life expectancy by like 10 to 20 years and lower body fat still causes insulin resistance and diabetes.

She said that eating foods with omega 3 fat acid is good. But she said that it doesn't make you smarter, only if your brain is still developing, but it's still good to eat. She also said that fit people tend to be smarter than fat people, according to recent studies. So I don't think being fat makes you smart, it might just be that some fat people spend more time studying by not exercising, but then there are people like my brother who went to Harvard who was the captain of his football team and also the valedictorian of his high school class, he was even smarter than the fat nerds like me, even though I spend so much more time studying every day.

As for me drinking 16 oz of red wine per day, I am only 18 years old. The legal drinking age is 21, and I don't condone drinking, smoking, or caffeine at all anyway because it goes against my beliefs. Grape juice is high in sugar and my sister told me not to drink it because I am a borderline diabetic, so I am gonna just drink water most of the time from now on. Plus it has no calories so I can do that instead of eating.

18 years old & 500 lbs

PS hopefully next week I will be 18 years old & 497 lbs!

Teddy Bear said...

In response to 18 years old & 500:

I said that I was slightly pear-shaped.

The photo that you see of myself, that was taken back in April of 2007, over 3 years ago.

I measured about 56 inches around my chest, 64 around my waist, and 70 inches around my hips, and I have 36 inch thighs.

So, I'm only "slightly pear-shaped" because my hips are bigger around than my waist, and when I sit down, my hips spread out to almost 80 inches around.

Actually, I'm more "proportional" but here lately, during the past year or so, most of the weight gain has been going to my lower body.

My butt is protruding out more now and some of my friends say that I'm getting a "shelf" back there.

Sorry I don't have more recent photos of myself.

OK, I forgot, you can't have wine when you're only 18 because the legal drinking age is 21.

Well, actually, in some states, you can have some at home if you're with a parent or legal guardian. You just can't buy your own until you're 21.

Also, I never said that lower-body fat was completely harmless, but rather, "relatively harmless" compared to upper-body fat.

I my articles I never said the being pear-shaped makes one totally immune to health problems, but that health risks are much lower, but not zero. OK?

I've always been careful to mention that in my articles.

Now, as for brain function and intelligence . . .

I have read some articles that women with more lower-body fat around the hips, butt, and thighs tend to give birth to smarter babies and the children score higher on standard IQ tests.

Yes, I have read some articles that obesity increases the risk of dementia when we get older.

Well, when I was 13 years old, I scored 150 points on a standard IQ test, and over the years, I would say that I've become even better able to verbally express myself, and my writing skills have further improved ever since the advent of the Internet, also typing with both hands instead of just writing with my left hand (I'm left-handed) thus engages both the left and right hemispheres of the brain.

Now, will losing weight prevent me from having dementia in my old age?

Well, I don't know. I seriously doubt that losing 200 pounds is going to all of a sudden increase my IQ from 150 to 180 points on a standard test.

To be continued . . .

Teddy Bear said...

. . . continued from above.


Now, as for life expectancy . . .

Most of my relatives were obese, and some were even diabetic, yet they lived into their 80s but my mother, while she was overweight during her 40s and 50s, and pear-shaped I might add, she was rather thin when she was in her mid to late 60s, and only lived 72 years.

I think losing too much weight might have been bad for her.

Also, most of my obese relatives, those who lived into their 80s, most of them never attempted weight loss diets. They were kind of old fashioned, believing that food is to be enjoyed, and that dieting to them was just some silly fad.

Well, I have also read somewhere, that overweight people who never went on weight loss diets actually lived longer that those who are always dieting, trying the latest advertised gimmick seen on TV.

There is absolutely no guarantee that you're going to live longer by losing weight.

There seems to be a lot of contradictory information (or should I say propaganda?) out there, and I don't believe in anything that is advertised on TV, and I won't order anything advertised on TV.

I should know from personal experience.

About 5 years ago, before I had Yahoo AT&T DSL Internet connection for my computer, I was using dial-up.

Then one evening, they were advertising a special modem that would alert me when I was receiving a phone call, so that I could go off line to answer a call, and never miss phone calls again. The modem cost me about $20 dollars.

Well, it didn't work! So, I sent it back, and got my money refunded back to me.

OK, so far so good! Right?

WRONG!!!

About a couple weeks later, when I was checking my bank account on line, I was hit with an over-draft fee, and $100 dollars was taken out of my account, charged to MWI, Member Works Inc.

I did a Google search for MWI and found a lot of complaints and fraud reports, and then it took me hours before I found a toll free number for MWI.

They said I was charged for goods and services that I ordered from them. I never heard of MWI before in my entire life, so I didn't order jack-shit from them!

After arguing with them for almost 2 hours, I got my money refunded back into my account, and I called the bank to get the over-draft fee removed from my account.

Apparently, what happened, when I ordered that modem advertised on TV, I automatically became a member of MWI. But there was no indication that anything like that would happen at the time I ordered the modem.

So, now, I don't order anything advertised on TV anymore.

People order the latest diet products or exercise gimmicks to lose wight, and it doesn't work, and their bank accounts get over-drawn because they automatically became a member of something after ordering a product advertised on TV.

Then when your bank account is over-drawn, you can't buy groceries, then you go hungry. That's how you lose some weight!

So, you see, it's really all bullshit!

The average home has two washing machines. One in the laundry room for washing clothes, and one in the living room for washing brains. It's call a TV. It's the brain washing machine!!!

Also, I don't think that how long you live has any more to do with how much you weigh, no more than it has to do with how short or tall you are, or the color of your eyes, or some other shit.

The way we hear it from the so-called "experts" you would think that if everybody got thin, that somehow the human race would achieve immortality.

YEAH RIGHT!

Like, good luck with that!

Fat Bastard said...

A reader left the following comment on Bigger Fatter Blog.

An Ony Muss said...

Go look on youtube's channel "shannonleec". It is about a man who weighs 900 pounds and it shows him struggling with his life.

His upper legs are each almost as big as his stomach, yet he has a gigantic stomach. I guess he is still an apple shaped morbidly obese male.

You can also find it by typing "James Cry for Help" into the YouTube search bar.

This is what happens when you reach the state of bed-bound obesity. Is that lifestyle worth the tradeoff?

____________________________________________________________________

I had to bring this to your attention

18 years old & 495 Lbs said...

Dear Teddy Bear,

If you look back to your comment though, you said "Lower-body fat is harmless. It's actually beneficial because lower-body fat stores up more of the Omega 3 fatty acids which is actually good for the heart and the brain. "

So, you did say that it was harmless, not relatively harmless. Just saying.

We were talking about obesity and intelligence. I personally don't think that whether you are fat or not has anything to do with how smart you are. I think you would have scored that 130 on the IQ test whether you weighed 100 pounds or 500 pounds.

I don't think that it is a myth that weight has to do with life expectancy. My science teacher and my sister the nurse both said that being very overweight is like smoking cigarettes every day because it is too much strain on your body, so your heart wears out faster and your arteries get clogged up.

It is not just TV propaganda that says that very obese people don't usually live as long. It's doctors and nurses and science teachers. If it was just TV then yeah, I wouldn't believe it. But my textbook even says it, and no I do not live in Texas where the right-wing televangelists make the school board change the science textbooks to add in chapters about angels and Jesus, and offer classes on "bible science" in public schools. These are Connecticut text books.

So yeah, I know even some people who have lived to 110 years have smoked like 4 or 5 packs of cigarettes a day, have a 12 pack of beer, eat a pound of eggs and bacon for breakfast and greasy cheeseburgers for lunch and dinner, yet they live over a century. But on average it will not be healthy, just like on average, you do better on tests if you study even though there are some people who get 100s without studying at all and others who get 50s even though they study for 4 hours every day. I think your relatives were lucky that they lived a long time even though they were fat. Because my parents have told me about some of their friends who have had heart attacks in their 40s and they weigh over 300 pounds, and none of their skinny friends have.

About the alcohol, I will not have any alcohol ever, even if it is legally allowed, and even if it would make me live longer. Because that goes against my religion. OK?

Gainer Dan said...

I have a theory for what super morbidly obese apple shaped males can do so that they can go out in public. They can wear something that looks like the back of pants, to cover their butts, and so then it will look like they are wearing shorts from behind, when actually they are naked in the front.

But I agree that we need more nudist colonies for super morbidly obese apple shaped men and women to roam freely. I think this should also be covered by medical insurance as a basic human right. Then they can bring us beer and food all day long, and we can just pig out and relax, and be ourselves and not have to worry about being persecuted by people who don't get it.

I feel like the Biggest Fattest Blog is the internet equivalent of that sort of nudist colony paradise for us fat people. I know that for me personally everything has been going a lot better ever since I became a gainer.

My blood pressure has dropped into the normal range, my blood sugars are down a lot, and all of my other indicators have improved ever since I put on these last 130 pounds over the last 3 years. My wife has not gained any weight because we agreed that one of us needs to stay thin so that we can continue our sex life, and also so that she can take care of me as I become less mobile.

I have always wanted to be morbidly obese, ever since I was a little kid I would see fat people and hope that I would grow up like them, but I never did. I was chubby, but not obese. Now that I have been gaining, I feel like I'm becoming my true self, and everything is coming into true focus!!

Oh, here is a good tip for gainers- get sweat pants or other clothes that are elastic. This leaves "room for improvement" as you gain weight, so you do not have to buy new clothes as often.

Anonymous said...

Big is great. I am an obese 53 year old and I do a lot of wrestling. I use my weight and size advantage to win my matches. I have wrestled much younger bodybuilders and have out wrestled them because of my size. Some of these guys I simply squash or crush in my arms. I have destroyed some very in shape musclebound guys with my big splash, or big bearhug. It is great being obese!

Obese said...

I get sick and tired of the Obesity Police telling me what I should and should not be eating. Why is it any of their business??? Being fat is fun!!

Teddy Bear said...

Obese said...

"I get sick and tired of the Obesity Police telling me what I should and should not be eating. Why is it any of their business??? Being fat is fun!!"
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I agree!

A couple of people have posted here that they do not wish to gain any more weight and heve even expressed a desire to lose some weight.

Well, that's OK!

I'm for freedom of choice, and for freedom of speech.

But this blog is for the dedicated gainer and dedicated gluttons who are not squeamish about the health risks involved.

I hope to see an obese male glutton who wants to achieve apple-shaped male perfection.

Now, I have seen a few obese people with so much upper-body fat that their arms were actually bigger around than their legs!

To achieve the PERFECT apple-shaped obese male body the upper-arms AND the forearms should be bigger around than the hips and butt! Also, the neck should be bigger around than the hips and butt, if possible.

But of course, once such perfection is achieved, you won't live much longer.

So, what I'm looking for is the true dedicated gainer and glutton who is up to the challenge despite the health risks, or even because of the health risks involved.

Another words, somebody who considers himself to be the Evil Knievel of gluttony and weight gain willing to risk his life in pursuit of the PERFECT apple-shaped obese male body!

Obese said...

I just might be the elite obese gainer who you are looking for. I haven't weighed myself in quite some time, but the last time I did I weighed over 500 pounds, and that was a couple of shirt sizes ago. I am finding it really hard to find shirts that can accommodate my massive manly girth.

I'm willing to take this thing to the max! Maximize my belly!! Super-size my arms and thighs! Ohhhhh yeah!!

The problem is that I am surrounded by negative influences. But thankfully my wife with a BMI of 19, is fully supportive of my gaining weighs. She and her friends really lust after big guys like me, which is pretty awesome, although I will never cheat on her of course.

But yeah, I wear a protective cup most of the day in order to preserve my ability to have relations with my wife. It's uncomfortable at times because of my massive over-hang.

I have a 24 inch neck, by the way. So, you need to update your fat guy fashion problems thing because- one of the big bottlenecks (pardon my pun) is the neck. When your neck gets too fat you can't fit into even fat guy shirts, so most of the time I just don't wear any shirt at all, because it's just more comfortable that way.

OBESE

Teddy Bear said...

Obese said...

"I'm willing to take this thing to the max! Maximize my belly!! Super-size my arms and thighs! Ohhhhh yeah!!"
=======================

Well, it's good to have a fat butt and fat thighs.

But to be the PERFECT apple-shaped obese male, your upper-arms AND your forearms not only have to be bigger around than your thighs, but also bigger around than your hips, like the apple-shaped obese males depicted in my artwork.

For example:

If a guy measures about 30 inches around his thighs and 60 inches around his hips, and wears pants with a 56 inch waistband, then to have the PERFECT apple shape, his upper-arms would have to be at least 80 inches around, his forearms about 70 inches around, his chest about 160 inches around and his belly about 200 inches around so that his chest is more than twice as big around as his hips and his belly more than three times as big around as his hips!

Now I have seen a few guys who's belly was twice as big around as the hips and their arms were bigger around than their legs!

But I have not yet seen any apple-shaped guy who's arms were bigger around than his hips.

I hope that someday somebody will be able to achieve such obese apple-shaped male perfection.

OBESE said...

I got the wife to take my measurements.

My neck is 32 inches, (yeah I have a super-fat neck that is wider than my 26 inch head), my upper arms are 45 inches, my lower arms are 52 inches (yeah I know it's weird for the lower arms to be bigger than the upper arms), my thighs are 32 inches, my lower legs are 36 inches (yeah I know the thighs are supposed to be bigger), my chest is 72 inches, my belly is 139 inches when measured fully extended resting on the counter-top (on an empty stomach), and I wear 53 inch pants.

Our scale stops at 500 lbs and I went over that, so I may have to weigh myself at a truck stop by weighing the truck with me in it, then weighing it without me in it, and calculating my weight that way. See, us fat guys are geniuses at figuring those things out. I have a Super Duty truck that can haul up to 5 tons, so it hauls me around quite easily. Plus it's got a lot of room in there, to accommodate my 6 foot 11 inch tall body.

So, just so you know, I am very serious about going for the perfect body. I exercise my forearms and legs a lot on my weight machine and that is why they are huge. I also do a lot of bench presses which has strengthened my arms and neck a lot.

I actually found your blog about a year and a half ago and started eating baked fish every day, drinking 2 to 3 glasses of red wine every day, and stopped eating fast food. My weight went down initially but then I ramped up the portions and I have put on a lot of weight since then. I just force myself to eat as much as possible at every meal, and resist the urge to snack in between meals.

OBESE

Fat Bastard said...

I am proud of my neck blubber.

Proud FA said...

Teddy,

If you get a chance check out this gainer forum. http://www.bigguts.com/forum/index.php

OBESE said...

Hi Teddy Bear,

How come you don't seem to be at all interested in my obesity? Am I not fat enough for you? I am very offended, and I thought that this was a place that was safe for morbidly obese people, where we would not be negatively judged by our own kind.

I guess I was wrong.

OBESE

Teddy Bear said...

Good evening OBESE:

Sorry I didn't respond sooner.

I have been rather busy working on some computer problems.

I've also been creating some more new artwork for a new article that I will post in a few weeks.

I recently installed windows 7 on my computer after buying a new hard drive, but the MS Paint on Windows 7 really sucks. I can't do some of the things I was able to do on the old MS Pain back when I use to have Windows XP.

Then I found out how to download Virtual PC so that I can run Windows 7 in XP Mode, and use the old style MS Paint again.

The I came across a recent article in Yahoo that told how to copy the old MS Paint from Windows XP to Windows 7.

So, I have been very busy editing some new artwork.

Anyway . . . . .

You measurements are quite impressive. Yeah, it's strange how your forearms are bigger around than your upper-arms and how your lower-legs are bigger around than your thighs. Almost makes you look like a super super obese Popeye, because his forearms are thicker than his upper-arms and his lower-legs are thicker than his thighs even though he's skinny everywhere else.

And you say that the waistband of your pants is 53 inches while your forearms are 52 inches.

That impressive, because your forearms are almost as big around as the waistband of your pants.

So, your 139 inch belly is almost 2 1/2 times as big around as your hip. That pretty good.

Yeah, you're becoming a real apple-boy alright!

I'm envious!

Anyway . . .

Sorry I didn't respond sooner.

Fat Bastard said...

Long time no oink on Biggest Fattest Blog!

I came across this http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm

I am not happy with the Guinness world records on weight but I am not qualified to speak on it other than to say that poundage alone in not a fair measure.

A 900 pounder at 5" is far more impressive that a 900 pound 6 footer.

Maybe a better yardstick would be a height to width ratio. I would love to hear you opine on this. You usually grasp the gestalt of these thing far better than PFA or I.

@ The Fatlings you are asking Teddy stuff,

Teddy is a very very busy man. He wears many many hats. He is a fat activist, cartoonist, obesity educator, bariatric nutritionist, social and political commentator and full time glutton. He has a full plate both actually and figuratively.

Anonymous said...

Are you gay? You seem to have an obsession with naked men

Teddy Bear said...

Anonymous said...

"Are you gay? You seem to have an obsession with naked men."
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No, I'm really NOT gay.

If you're a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, meaning that your belly hangs down over your groin and down to your knees, and your love-handles hang down over your hips, and down lower than your hips, and you have a great big roll of fat on your lower back that protrudes out much further than your butt, and hangs down over your butt, then . . .

. . . it becomes physically impossible for you to wear pants!

And, if you can't put on pants anymore . . .

. . . then why even bother to put on a shirt and shoes?

Makes perfect sense!

Don't you see?

Fat Bastard said...

"Dr" Bear,

I just published an article about my cure for bulimia and I would really value your opinion. Basically I tell bulimics to embrace their gluttony and accept their obesity but I really would like to hear your thoughts on the finer points as you often see things that Proud and I miss.

Thanks,

Your Brother in Blubber.

Anonymous said...

Ahahahaha! You call yourself fat? You are a mere pup bahahahaaaa...if you're gonna do obesity at least do it right

Teddy Bear said...

Anonymous said...

"Ahahahaha! You call yourself fat? You are a mere pup bahahahaaaa...if you're gonna do obesity at least do it right.
====================

Yes, your absolutely right.

I only weight about 400 pounds, and that's really not fat yet.

I hope some day to get up to at least 700 or 800 pounds,so that I can do obesity right.

When it comes to drawing fat cartoons, I do obesity right.

But I need to get up to at least 750 pounds, and hopeful more than a thousand pounds.

Then, I can do my own obesity and do it right.

Bizz Nismaun said...

I am anxiously awaiting the next update of the BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG!! It has been over 6 months now since your last update, I hope that we will not have to wait too many more months to get the latest fat updates from the web's premier fat promotion website, the BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG!

As a 270 pound man, who does not care about his size being "too much", I am so glad that you are out there promoting FREEDOM, which is what this country is all about. You believe that we have the right to choose our own path, including obesity, which is the path I have chosen. It's all about choices, and obesity is the one that most people in the world would choose if they thought about it clearly. It would also reduce or eliminate bullying and violent street crime, and enhance our education, ushering in a golden age of utopian success.

BELLY BOY said...

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OINK OINK OINK!

SPECIAL BREAKING NEWS REPORT!!

OINK OINK OINK!
OINK OINK OINK!

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/01/weekinreview/01kolata.html

According to my field journalism skills, I, Belly Boy, have uncovered a secret behind liposuction!!

When you have fat sucked out, it will reappear within 1 year, in a different body part than where you had it sucked out.

Do you know what this means??? TEDDY CAN BECOME APPLE SHAPED!!!

All he would need to do is get liposuction on his legs and butt, extensively, and then the fat will re-distribute itself to his upper body within 1 year, and if he does that a few times over the course of 1 year, he will have very skinny legs, a skinny butt, and a HUGE MAMMOTH GUT! He'd be able to live his obese dream!!

But of course, one does not live very long with the perfect apple shaped body. There is definitely a high price to pay for apple shaped perfection, but for millions of people, it's a tradeoff worth making.

As for me, I am strongly considering having liposuction on my belly, to have my fat redistributed to my legs, that way I will be much healthier and able to live to perhaps 80 or 90 years old, instead of 25 or 30.

BELLY BOY, SNOUT
Belly Boy sings an operatic solo, then everyone throws flowers on the stage, which Belly Boy uses his vacuum like mouth to eat, thereby getting in his necessary fruits and vegetables for the year. Then he eats a Pizza Boy Burger over the course of the next 12 hours, with some groupies back stage sharing 1 Pizza Boy Burger for all 4 chicks.

ANTI-BULLYING RESEARCHER said...

AS A VICTIM OF BULLYING MYSELF FOR YEARS I APPLAUSE YOUR EFFORTS FOR ENDING BULLYING. I AM DOING A RESEARCH PAPER FOR MY PHD STUDIES IN ANTHROPOLOGY AND YOUR RESEARCH WOULD BE HELPFUL.

THANK YOU.

Bible Guy said...

Do you think that fat people are just the more evolved version of humans? Is this part of the theory of evolution, because it really seems like fat people are a different species than normal people.

I majored in and am getting my Ph.D. in Bible Science, and have done a lot of research in Bible Science, studying under some of the nation's top bible scientists. And so I am trying to wrap my mind around the secular evolution theory, just so I understand the other side of the debate better.

Teddy Bear said...

In response to Bible Guy:

There is presently only one species on human on this planet, Homo Sapien.

All humans, fat, thin, and in between are able to breed and reproduce.

Now, if we were to separate all the fat humans from the thin humans, and only allowed thin humans to breed with other thin humans and all the fat humans to breed only with fat humans, then after many generations we would diverge into to separate species.

Now, as for your getting a degree in Bible Science.

Who are you studying under.

It can't be Kent Hovind. Not unless your doing time in prison and they're now allowing prisoners to access the Internet these days.

Kent Hovind is currently serving 10 years for tax fraud, so you can't be studying under Kent Hovind unless you're cell mates.

Or could it be Ray Comfort?

Ah yes! Good ol' Ray Comfort, the Banana Man! He's a moron.

Sorry, but all those who are teaching the so-called Bible Science, they all charletins, phonies, fakes and moronic buffoons!

I'm familiar with all the know so-called Bible Science teachers with their phoney diploma mills and there creation science museums.

Why don't you go to a real college and study real science?

Nah! That's probably too complicated for moronic Christard Funny-mentalists like you.

Get a life!!!

Loooooooooser!!!

Bible Guy said...

I am studying under several PhDs, none of the ones you mentioned. It's at an accredited university by the way, so it is real college. I double majored in Bible Science and Hotel Management; at my school they let you design your own major if you get approval, and I designed Bible Science which includes Theology as well as Physics. I am on my way towards becoming a cutting-edge Bible Scientist doing research just like cancer researchers, only using scientific principles from the Old Testament. (The New Testament doesn't have nearly as much scientific information in it.) I don't know anything about Biology, as my courses were concentrated on Physics, Theology, and Hotel Management.

Since the world is thousands of years old, there is so much data out there for us to analyze, and humanity needs to make full use of the Bible as well as other sources such as chemistry, etc, which all derive from the Bible. As I said I don't know anything about biology and that is why I asked if fat people are a different species.

So what you are saying is that if fat people and skinny people never interbreed then they will become two different species over maybe 200 or 300 years? Wow! I wonder if the same thing would happen with sinners and non-sinners, and different races?

I wouldn't call me a loser, since I am doing pretty well for myself. I have decent passive income from a hotel I part own, and I'm well on my way to becoming a Bible Scientist to do cutting edge research, maybe get a few patents going, and start a company that combines both hotels and scientific patents from my research.

I forgive you for insulting me, because my love will always be stronger than anything negative you could ever say.

Teddy Bear said...

Uh, excuse me Bible Boy!!!

But the earth is not merely thousands of years old, but is in fact, 4.5 billion years old.

OK, you asked the following . . .

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"So what you are saying is that if fat people and skinny people never interbreed then they will become two different species over maybe 200 or 300 years? Wow! I wonder if the same thing would happen with sinners and non-sinners, and different races?"
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It would take more than just 200 to 300 years for isolated populations to diverge into separate species. More like thousand of years over many many generations, and not merely a few centuries.

Also, "sinfulness" can not be bread out of us, as we are all capable of doing misdeeds. Doesn't your Bible say we are ALL sinners?

And, also again, the Bible was not written by God, nor did God actually speak as the writers were taking down dictation.

Anyone who claims to have heard God's voice is delusional. I think Moses was high on some kind of cactus buttons that were native to that desert region, and stoned out of his ever-loving gourd, and imagined that he heard God's voice thundering down from the sky.

He had to have been on some kind of head trip when he heard voices coming out of a burning bush!

That sound like some kind of drug induced trip to me!

Sorry, but I'm not buying it! I didn't buy into it when I was a kid going to Sunday school, and I'm certainly not buying it now.

Then you say . . .

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I have decent passive income from a hotel I part own, and I'm well on my way to becoming a Bible Scientist to do cutting edge research, maybe get a few patents going, and start a company that combines both hotels and scientific patents from my research.
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Oh! That's nice!

Of course there's always big money to make from religion and doing "Bible Science" and it seems that many of you right-wing Christard Funny-mentalists have money enough to burn a wet elephant.

I only wish I had that kind of money so that I could have finished my college degree back in the 1970s when I was going to NMSU, New Mexico State University, and majoring in Physics and Astronomy, REAL SCIENCE!!!

I personally knew Dr. Clyde Tombaugh, the astronomer who discovered the planet Pluto back in the 1930s, and he taught at NMSU until he retired. He died a few years ago in his late 90s.

It's just a damn shame that I didn't have the financial resourced to finish my degree, while you Funny-mentalist christards have all the money in the world to impose all your Creationist fairy tales on the rest of us.

Yeah, we have some right wing Christards in our Texas State Board of Education (Indoctrination) who are trying to insert Creationism into the high school science textbooks.

Sorry JIMBO, but "Bible Science" is a contradiction in terms, an oxymoron embraced by Christard morons.

If you're seriously doing research, then, any theories or hypothesis you might have must be tested, and pass peer review in the scientific community.

But you Jesus freak-o-zoids are trying to by-pass the peer review process, and insert it directly into the school curriculum.

Sorry Jimbo Bubbah Booey, but that's not how education works!

You might as well be trying to insert the flat earth doctrine into a geology class, or alchemy into a chemistry class, or astrology into an astronomy class.

That's no different than when any of you Ecclesiass-holes attempt to insert your Creationis fairy tales about a man made from a handful of dirt, a woman made from his rib, and placed in a magic garden with a magic tree with magic fruit they were not suppose to eat, and being tempted by a talking snake with legs, into the science text books.

Sorry, but no go!

Once again, you can pack that in your Gucci bag, and hit the road Jack, and don't come back!

Got it? JIMBO???

Fat Bastard said...

@ Bible Guy: Bible Science is an oxymoron moron.

Hotel management? ROTFLAO

I got you Bible science right here.

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/science/long.html

Teddy check out this link. It totally slam dunks the Bible.

OINK!

BELLY BOY said...

OINK OINK OINK!
OINK OINK OINK!
OINK OINK oink, OINK OINK!

Hey Bible Guy stop being an asshole, you should take your fundamental buffoonery and start eating some fucking food and maybe if you put on a couple hundred pounds your brain would expand to the point where you would understand basic science like you should have learned in grammar school, but obviously you were too busy being a psychopathic anti-intellectual weirdo to learn the basics of the way the world works.

Do yourself a favor and gain up to at least 400 pounds.

Maybe Bible Guy is just so malnourished that he can't understand anything because his brain is being eaten by his body because he doesn't get enough nutrients. I know his type. He probably has a BMI of under 15, based on his terrible not being as smart as guys like me.

OINNNNNK OIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNK OIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNK!!

BELLY BOY, OUT!

Belly Boy said...

Hey! How are you doing!? I haven't heard from you in awhile, and I am hoping that everything is going well for you in your journey towards 500 pounds, as well as in your journey.

I realized that you are an expert in both astronomy, and in gastronomy! Both sciences are fun but I prefer gastronomy because I'm such a good little piggy.

That's right, I just love to eat and eat, and I guzzle sodas by the bottle every day, so many liters. I also love having canned sodas because you can buy them cheaply and then get a lot of money back from recycling the cans. Now that's what I call green savings!!!

I am hoping and wondering if you will make a new update sometime in 2011? I know that you are busy in your new YouTube account, selecting many videos as your favorites on BigFatMan1951. However, I hope that you haven't completely forgotten about your Biggest Fattest Blog.

As the fattest person I know, I think I should also have a blog, and I wonder what I should name it.

Also, my blood pressure has reached normal levels, for the first time in my life. I have switched to filtered cigarettes, and I'm using less soda with my rum & cokes, and I am also having more chicken instead of the normal amount of beef. Do you think this has something to do with it?

I also want your advice on whether I am eating too many pizzas, and too many fried eggs for breakfast along with lots of crispy bacon. I hate eating fish, because I am afraid of the mercury, and the taste. I prefer the clean taste of beef, or the robust flavor of chicken smothered in gravy.

I also want to know if I can do anything else to help my health other than switching to filtered cigarettes. Maybe I can even switch to nicotine gum or chewing tobacco? Because I can't give it up entirely. It's just too much of a part of the Belly Boy Image for me to get rid of it at this point.

BELLY BOY, OUT

Fat Bastard said...

I have bad news. Google with no explanation has removed Bigger Fatter Blog.

I just found some very very disturbing info about Google.

http://www.slightlyshadyseo.com/index.php/googles-user-data-empire/

I urge anyone with a Google blog to move it to another platform and to use Scroogle as their search engine.

Google is a corporate gangster.

They took all my content ad will not return it. I cannot transfer my blog articles to another platform.

Please boycott Google.

Teddy Bear said...

Good evening Fat Bastard:

Are you sure you're blog has been taken down???

I still have it on one of my Mozilla Firefox tabs, and when I clicked on RELOAD (just now before typing this) it's still there.

If your blog had been removed, then it would have disappeared when I clicked on RELOAD.

Check your browser settings.

OK, has it been removed from the Google search engines so that anyone doing a search can no longer see a link to it?

If so, then that really SUCKS!

But it looks like your blog is still up and running. It's still there.

I just now (as I'm typing this) tried copying and pasting your link to another window.

It's still there!

Please try again to access your blog and let me know what happened.


Teddy Bear

Teddy Bear said...

Hello again Fat Bastard:

When I reloaded your blog, I saw your latest article.

I like the cartoon video. I got a real kick out of seeing myself, Teddy Bear, as a cartoon character along with you, and Belly Boy, and Reverend Lard Ass.

That was cool!!!

Anonymous said...

LOLOLLOLOLOL You are such a hypocrite lololololololololololololol

Fat Bastard said...

Teddy,

What do you think of issuing FATwas against the enemies of the obese?

Teddy Bear said...

Fat Bastard said...

Teddy,

What do you think of issuing FATwas against the enemies of the obese?
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I say, round them all up and send them to feeding camps.

Fatten them up until they can't walk anymore.

Sentence them to prison for life, a prison of immobility, being too fat to move about anymore.

Who knows? After several years of being immobile, they might discover that they actually like living within their confines of human flesh and will want to get even fatter.

Now, this is just a theory of mine, but I think body fat produces some kind of endorphins that makes body fat addictive.

That could be the reason why so many weight loss diets fail in the long run.

The media tries to brain wash us into believing that we would be happier if we were thin.

But the fact is, we fat people gain the weight back again because our bodies really don't want to lose fat.

People struggling to lose weight, in their minds they think they want to get thinner, but they are only fighting their bodies. Their minds are in conflict with their bodies.

The mind should stop fighting the body, and listen to the body.

The body says EAT!!!

Once more people learn that, they'll be at peace within themselves.

DON'T fight fat!

FEED IT!

Fat Bastard said...

Teddy I am appalled!!!!!!

Check this shit out. http://cowcake.blogspot.com/2011/09/mr-twerp.html

I love that movie Inglorious Basterds because a military unit of Jews kills Nazis including Hitler.

The scumbag from Cowcakes a fat acceptance advocate, is a Jew hater. Here is what he says.

"
This is a man who lost virtually a whole side of his family in the Holocaust, yet used the usual "no fat people in the concentration camps" to bray away even a pip of rational discussion about fatness.

I've little but contempt for people who try that "Jewish people have been morally cleansed by the final solution" BS, but I just felt at the time that is him, this is what he is really like underneath and that is what I didn't like."

Well Dr Bear, you and I both know Holocaust survivors and we know it is not BS!

I AM LIVID!!!!!!!!!

BELLY BOY said...

Hey Teddy!! Did you hear? In the news!!

A former assistant coach of the Penn State football team has been accused of heinous crimes.. I am appalled!

Teddy Bear said...

BELLY BOY said...

Hey Teddy!! Did you hear? In the news!!

A former assistant coach of the Penn State football team has been accused of heinous crimes.. I am appalled!
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Good evening BELLY BOY:

Yes, I have been keeping up with the latest Penn State scandal.

What can you expect from a fucking retard?

A retard can't handle having sex with an adult, so they turn to children instead.

I hope that baby fuck goes from Penn State to the state pen!

FOR LIFE!

BELLY BOY said...

OINK OINK OINK!!!

THIS LITTLE PIGGY GOES TO THE MARKET!!

BUT JERRY SANDUSKY SHOULD GO TO A DIFFERENT PEN, NOT THE PIG PEN! BUT THE JAIL PEN!! OINK OINK OINK!

I MAKE MY WAY THROUGH THE WORLD EATING FOOD. THAT IS SOME INFORMATION THAT I HAD TO IMPART TO YOU. FOR THANKSGIVING I HAD AN ENTIRE DEEP FRIED TURKEY ALL BY MYSELF. IT WAS GREAT. I ALSO HAD GRAVY AND MASHED POTATOES AND SOME CREAMED SPINACH AND CANDIED YAMS AND STRING BEANS AND PUMPKIN PIE.

So yeah, I've got that going for me.

I think that folks like Sandusky should go to jail forever because they ruined a lot of kids' lives. If he's found guilty, that is, which of course he will. I heard the interview of him and I was 100% sure he was lying.

Oink oink oink! Next year, I want to have a BACON-WRAPPED TURKEY for my own eating pleasures. That stuff is delicioso. Or maybe I should wrap it in turkey bacon. Decisions decisions!! Slather it in gravy, and you bet'cha I'll be gobble gobble gobbling that stuff down like a fish drinks water. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! I PRAISE THE BELLY! I PRAISE THE FOOD! OH FOOD, I EMBRACE THEE!! GIVE ME THY WARM PLEASURES!! OH FOOD, MAC AND CHEESE, STUFFING!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVY!!!!

BELLY BOY, OUT LIKE A LIGHT AFTER EATING SOME THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS MY VERSION OF A FUN NIGHT! EATING SOME TURKEY!!!

Teddy Bear said...

BELLY BOY said...

OINK OINK OINK!!!

THIS LITTLE PIGGY GOES TO THE MARKET!!

BUT JERRY SANDUSKY SHOULD GO TO A DIFFERENT PEN, NOT THE PIG PEN! BUT THE JAIL PEN!! OINK OINK OINK!
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Absolutely! I concur!

Jerry Sandusky should be put, not IN the jail, but UNDER the jail!!!

He should be locked up so far away somewhere that he won't be able to hear the dogs barking!

I say, keep him in solitary confinement for the rest of his life in an 8 x 10 foot cell with only a 25 watt bulb in the ceiling that is on only 8 hours each day!

AW! FUCK THAT!

HE SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT AND SHOT AND HIS BODY DROPPED DOWN AN ABANDONED MINE SHAFT TO ROT AWAY!

When I was 17 years old, back in 1969, I was beaten and raped by an older man.

So, perverts who molest children and who rape should get the death penalty!

End of story!

YeamieWaffles said...

Hey buddy. This is going to be a weird comment but I'm wondering if in all seriousness your worries are justified? I mean are they? I've gave this a good look and your dedication and hard work is most certainly admirable but the point of this whole thing does confuse me. I'm definitely interested and will probably follow you in the future for more.

Apple Dude said...

Hey Teddy Bear! I hope you update your blog again soon, I love it! You make the best fat cartoons!

Teddy Bear said...

Apple Dude said...

Hey Teddy Bear! I hope you update your blog again soon, I love it! You make the best fat cartoons!
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Good evening Apple Dude.

Yes, it's been over a year since I have up-dated my blog.

I went from Windows XP to Windows 7 and is sucks! I would like to go back to Windows XP again.

I have been wanting to create some more .GIF animations, but my free version of Advanced GIF Animator would not run with Windows 7, and the version that would work, I would have to pay almost $30 dollars to register it.

So, it's been over a year since I have been able to create any new animations.

Well, I finally gave in, and after getting my financial situation straightened out, I have registered my new Advanced GIF Animator so I'll be back in business again.

Also, I have been very busy working on my YouTube channel.

But soon, I will be back to working on my blog again.

Fat Bastard said...

Teddy is without a doubt the best bariatirc cartoonist on the planet but this is just one of his many talents.

Teddy, once again I need your help. Because you are generally regarded as the world's foremost expert on body types I was wondering if you could opine on the differences in political beliefs when it comes to apple vs pear. My gut, and it is a bog gut, is telling me that apples are right of center and pears are left. I believe that you have shown that pears have higher IQs.

Bigger Fatter Politics is would like to present this for our readers.

Teddy Bear said...

Good evening Fat Bastard:

Quote:
"Teddy, once again I need your help. Because you are generally regarded as the world's foremost expert on body types I was wondering if you could opine on the differences in political beliefs when it comes to apple vs pear. My gut, and it is a big gut, is telling me that apples are right of center and pears are left. I believe that you have shown that pears have higher IQs.

Bigger Fatter Politics would like to present this for our readers."
End Quote:
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Generally, I prefer to avoid stereo-typing people, because we are all individuates.

OK, I imagine you have probably heard the following from a TV comedian back in the 1990s.

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"If you see a poster that says 'SAY NO TO CRACK!' and it reminds you to pull your pants up, well, you just might be a redneck!"

Jeff Foxworthy
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Guys who go around with their pants sliding half-way down on their butts, exposing the butt-crack are often depicted as the right-wing redneck type, or the plumber fixing a drain under the sink. The butt-crack is sometimes referred to as the plumbers crack.

Of course, not all rednecks are racist bigots or right-wing Christian Fundamentalists.

I've seen redneck looking guys having friends who are black, just some good ol' boys who like to hang around and go to a bar and get drunk together and have a good time. So, there are even black rednecks.

But yes, it's been my personal experience that a lot of apple-shaped obese males tend to be more conservative, or right of center.

However, I have also known skinny rednecks, who are able keep their pants up, but the skinny rednecks I have known were often, even further to the right then the obese apple-shaped rednecks.

Now, as for pear-shaped obese males.

When I was living up in Minnesota, my history class was on the third floor of the old part of the school.

My history teacher, he was the best and the smartest history teacher I ever had.

He was an enormously obese pear-shaped gentleman, and the old wooden floor creaked loudly as he walked across the room.

He was huge, having big thighs that rubbed against each other as he walked, and really broad hips that were wider than his shoulders and a really huge butt that was like a shelf behind him. You could balance a cup of coffee on his butt, and he had that huge lower-belly, or groin area, that went down about halfway over his thighs.

He had fat hands, and those 4 dimples that you see on the backs of fat baby hands.

Yeah! He looked almost infantile. He was about 50 years old, but he looked like he was only 30 because of all the baby fat on him.

And of course, he was the smartest, and the nicest history teacher I ever had.

Anyway . . . . .

These are some of my observations from my past experiences.