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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF US MEN WHO ARE GREEDY HAPPY BALD-HEADED GLUTTONS!

GOOD NEWS FOR BALD HEADED GLUTTONS!


What's the good news you ask?


Is it about something that will restore your hair?

The answer is a resounding NO!!! Forget that!!!

Most hair restore products don't work, at least not for all men who are going bald or have gone bald on top of their heads.

So then, what is the good news?

The good news is this . . . . .

That if you happen to be a greedy happy glutton who really loves to eat, then male-pattern baldness is the best thing that can ever happen to you! It can be your key to perfect happiness and joyful bliss.

Here is a video that celebrates being fat and bald.

video

It is titled The Fat And Bald Song.


Anyway, being bald-headed can set you free from many so-called responsibilities, and you will no longer feel the need to account to anybody else for your life-style choices.

For example:

Have you ever had some young lady tell you, that you would look so much better, if only you would lose some weight? Have You ever been told, that she would even go out with you on a date after you have slimmed down?

And then . . . . . . .

After having lost a lot of weight, and working out at the gym, building up muscles and getting your body all toned up, and feeling that you look really fantastic, and finally, you ask this young lady if she would still like to go out on a date with you, and she says, "Well, your body does look a Hell of a lot better. In fact, it looks absolutely fantastic! But NO! I still won't go out with you, because you're head is bald and ugly, and I won't go out with any man with an ugly bald head! Not even if he has a good looking body. Sorry!" and then, she walks away, telling you to never call her again.

Now, isn't that nice?

YEAH RIGHT!

First she tells you, that you would look much better if you weren't so fat, and then after losing all that weight, slimming down and working out, she then tells you that you're still too ugly because you're bald!

Now, that's real nice! Isn't it?

Yeah, we know, life is unfair, but the fact remains, that most people, both men and women, think that we bald-headed men are ugly! There have even been some cases where some women have actually divorced their husbands, just simply because they have gone bald. Of course, both men and women have divorced their spouses for being too fat, so sometimes we men can be just as guilty of being shallow and vane.

OK, to be fair, not all women are so shallow and vane. There are some women who think that bald men are handsome and good looking, and even more sexy. There are such "sex symbols "as Yule Brenner, and Patric Steward who plays Captain Jean Luc Picard on Star Trek The Next Generation. And of course in this future time, the 24th century, as depicted in the Star Trek series, people in the future will probably not be as vane and shallow as so many people are today. We can only hope that in the future, the human race will have outgrown its peddy prejudices.

So, there are some women who do think that bald-headed men are good looking and even sexy. But, unfortunately, such women are few and far between. The majority of women, and even most men, still think that bald-headed guys are ugly.

So, what are you going to do?

Well then, many people also think that you're ugly because you're too fat as well as there are many people will think you're ugly because you're bald.

You can always lose some weight, and if you're not bald-headed, then most people will think that you look a Hell of a lot better. They won't think you're ugly anymore. But if you're fat AND bald, then forget it!!! Even after losing a lot of weight, most people will still think you're ugly because of your bald head!

Yeah, you can always try to lose some weight, But if you also happen to be bald, then there is nothing you can do about that! So, why even bother to go on a diet and work out at a gym to lose weight? It really makes no difference whether you lose weight or not. If you're bald, then you'll be fat, bald, and ugly, and if you manage to get thin, then you'll be skinny, bald, and ugly! Therefore, it's really not worth the effort, and the struggle to lose weight, because fat or thin, you'll still be ugly, because you're bald, and there is nothing you can do to change that!

You can lose weight, but you can't grow back the hair you have lost after you have gone bald. So, if you're bald and ugly, then why even bother to go on some awful diet? Why put yourself through a lot of suffering, being hungry all the time from constant hunger? Especially if you love to eat!!!

And so . . . . .

Which is better?

To be thin, bald, and ugly, and suffer constant hunger after losing a lot of weight, or to be fat, bald, and ugly, and eat as much as you like and have a comfortably full belly?

Well, since I love to eat, and I can't stand being hungry all the time, then the answer is really quite simple.

If given a choice between being thin, bald, and ugly, and always feeling hungry, then, I would much rather be fat, bald, and ugly! If you get thin, bald and ugly, you will feel hungry all the time, and no lady will want to go out on a date with you because you're still ugly with that bald head of yours.

But if you're fat, bald and ugly, then don't even bother to do on a diet, or work out at a gym. Just go ahead and eat as much as you please, and just kick back and relax, and stay fat, and keep on growing fatter. So, if you're already ugly because of your bald head, then you might as well just go ahead and eat as much as you like, and just grow bigger, fatter, and uglier!

So now, you have a damn good excuse for being fat!

You're ugly because you're bald, so just go ahead and eat as much as you please, and get as big and fat as you please, and just kick back and relax, and enjoy your food, and enjoy your life!

You have been set free! Free at last! So, enjoy your new found freedom!

I am also bald and ugly, and I'm also fat! So, I'm fat, bald, and ugly! Therefore, I'm going to eat as much as I like and get as fat as I please, because no matter how much weight I may lose I will still be ugly because I'm bald. So, I would much rather be fat, bald, and ugly, instead of being thin, bald, and ugly! Since I'm bald, I know that I will always be ugly, fat or thin, I'll always be ugly because of my bald head!

Actually, I'm really very happy and glad that I'm bald and ugly! It has given me far more freedom. It has set me free! I don't have to go on a diet, and be unhappy and miserable trying to starve myself to stay thin, because I know that I'll still be ugly after losing weight since I have an ugly bald head.

And so, because I'm bald and ugly, I've been set free to eat as much as I like and to get
as fat as I please! And, since I'm already bald and ugly, then I may as well just go ahead and eat as much as I like to get even fatter than I am now! So, I'll just get bigger and fatter, and uglier to go along with my already ugly bald head!

Being bald and ugly gives you more freedom to eat as much as you like and grow fatter and fatter! Therefore, we bald-headed ugly people don't have to go on diets to lose weight., because we're free to eat as much as we like, and get as fat as we please.

I'M FREE! I'M FREE! FREE AT LAST!

Ah! I just love being fat, bald, and ugly!

Please click on this picture for a much
larger view that is a lot easier to read.


So, in conclusion . . . . .

If you happen to be bald and ugly, like me, then go ahead and add being fat, to being bald and ugly, and become FAT, bald and ugly instead of being just plane bald and ugly.

EAT! EAT! EAT! ENJOY YOUR FOOD AND DRINK!

As long as your bald and ugly, then you do not need to go on a diet. You don't need to lose weight. If you're bald and ugly, it's OK to be a glutton and eat as much as you like. It's OK to be fat, and to keep on growing fatter and fatter.

Since you're already ugly because of your bald head, than it doesn't matter if getting bigger and fatter makes you even more ugly. You have a perfect excuse for not losing weight, and growing fatter and fatter every day.

REMEMBER . . .

We men who are bald and ugly, we have more freedom than good-looking people, and those of us guys who are FAT, bald, and ugly, we have even more freedom! We are free from all obligations and responsibilities, because it's harder for us fat, bald, and ugly men to get decent jobs. Men have been passed over for job promotions just for being bald while the promotion goes to some good looking guy with a full head of hair.

So, we don't owe society a damn thing! We don't have to do jack-shit! Because we can't get hired for decent jobs, and because we get passed over for promotions, then we might as well go on disability, and collect that check, and just stay home and watch TV, drink beer, and eat and sleep and grow fatter and fatter!

That is our right! Because we are FAT, bald,and UGLY!!!

And so, being bald and ugly gives you a license to eat as much as you please, to become . . . . .

BIG, FAT, BALD AND UGLY!!!

ENJOY IT!

******* FTW!!! *******


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4 comments:

Fat Bastard said...

Teddy, that was outstanding. I love the fact that the fat haters are paying our freight because we are not pulling our weight.

Jenny P disagree with one thing Teddy. She thinks you are cute and if she were not married she would love to take your cherry.

Teddy Bear said...

Fat Bastard said...

"Teddy, that was outstanding. I love the fact that the fat haters are paying our freight because we are not pulling our weight.

Jenny P disagree with one thing Teddy. She thinks you are cute and if she were not married she would love to take your cherry."
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Thank you very much!

You know, your right. I really should not get upset because some idiot who hates us fat guys resents my living on a disability pension.

If he's perfectly willing that his tax dollars go into building sports arenas, and paying monkey-boys who rape our sisters and daughters and beat up on good students, millions of dollars just to chase a ball, then he should also be willing that his tax dollars go to assist the victims of these monkey-boys who's cocks he love to suck!

So, I should be laughing my big fat ass off because he's paying my freight!

Hell!!! Why not??? That should also be part of the cost of being a sports fan! Since he's willing that monkey-boy gets paid millions of dollars for doing absolutely nothing but chasing a ball, then he should also be willing to pony up his tax dollars so I can get my lousy measly $650 dollars per month in chump change that I get for doing nothing but sitting on my big fat ass.

Another words, he should just buck-up and shut the fuck up!

So, Jenny P thinks I'm cute?

Wow! She must like fat bald headed guys.

In this article, I use being bald and ugly as a perfect excuse for eating as much as I like, and getting as fat as I please.

Because, if one is going to be bald and ugly, then it's better to do it on a full stomach and not be hungry, and just go ahead and get fat.

Because, as I said, it's more fun to be FAT bald and ugly than thin bald and ugly and gong hungry.

Well, I'm happy that she thinks I'm cute!

Too bad she married, and even if she wasn't, will I'm not able to get it up.

Anyway, tell here I said thanks.

I feel much happier now.

Big Lard Ass said...

You know, I never really thought about it, but it's true. Once you go bald, that's pretty much it. You will never be the super sexy alpha male, no matter what. In fact, you won't even be average looking. A morbidly obese man with a full head of hair is still better looking than a skinny man with a full head of hair. So, once you go bald, you might as well just take the next step and let food fill the void in your life from not getting the romantic attention that you desire. This way, you can at least get food in your life, so you won't be hungry AND lonely.

But thankfully for me, it seems like my lonely days are going to come to an end, as I mentioned in my previous post.

Regards,

Big Lard Ass

Teddy Bear said...

In response to Big Lard Ass:

Yeah, I was only 20 years old when somebody commented that I has a small bald spot on the back of my head.

So,I took a small hand mirror and stood with my back toward the bathroom mirror, and looking into the hand mirror, I noticed a bald spot the size of a 50 cent piece.

I was really depressed about that.

Then at the age of 21, my hairline had receded back a half inch and my hair was starting to thin on top, and the bald spot was about 3 inches in diameter.

By age 22, me hairline receded back another inch and my scalp was becoming visible through the hair on top.

I did "comb-overs" to cover the bald spot and the thinning hair on top of my head.

Finally, I was completely bald on top of my head by age 25, so I wore a cap to cover my bald head.

I had mixed emotions. On the one hand, I was depressed about being bald on top of my head when I was only 25 years old.

On the other hand, I wish that it had happened when I was only 17 or 18 years old, because it would have made me look older than the age of 21, which is the legal drinking age in most states in the USA.

Then I could have gone into any liquor store or bar to buy beer, and I would not have been asked to show any kind of ID card to prove I was old enough to drink, because having a bald head would have made me look older that 21, and I could have gotten a good head start on growing a really huge beer belly while still only a teenager.

You said in some previous post, that you're bald on top of your head.

Just out of curiosity . . .

How old were you when you first started going bald?

Please let me know.

Thank you.