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Because there are lies, and DAMNED lies, and
then there's Mitt Romney

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Monday, February 6, 2012

BIG FAT ANIMATIONS I CREATED WITH MY NEW GIF ANIMATOR!

HERE ARE SOME OF MY LATEST NEW ANIMATIONS THAT I HAVE RECENTLY CREATED WITH MY NEWLY REGISTERED GIF ANIMATOR!

OK, it has been over a year since the last time I had posted any new articles in my blog. I had to get another computer because the one I had quit on me, and when I bought two new hard drives drives, I had to go from Windows XP Professional to Windows 7 Professional which actually sucks! I would like to go back to Windows XP again.

Also, the GIF animator I had, the free version, would not run on Windows 7 so I had to download and install a GIF animator that would work with Windows 7 but it was not free. I had finally got around to registering my new GIF animator, which cost me $29 dollars. So, I guess now, I'm back in business again.

And so, I now present my newest creations.

Well actually, the first two images are NOT my own creation. But the following animations after the first two are my own creations.

I received this first animation of the fat dancer in an E-mail sometime back in 2001 and I saved it to my computer. Here he is wearing his blue cap, a gold medallion, and he's dancing in his little blue speedo.


This second animation I received in an E-mail sometime back in 2003 which I had also saved to my computer. Notice that his love-handles are much wider than his butt, which is typical of the obese apple-shaped male.

OK, I like to make up stories for my animated characters.

He's a Night Club dancer at The Big Apple Night Club, and he has two different dancing routines. In the first dancing style, he sways forward and backward, and in his second dancing style, he sways from side to side. When facing his audience he sways forward and backward, and when his back is to his audience, he sways from side to side.

He has been dancing on the stage at The Big Apple Club since he was 23 years old. This was him when he was 28 years old. Since alcoholic beverages are sold there, you have to be at least 21 years old to work at The Big Apple Night Club.


And now, the following GIF animations are
my own creations which
are much fatter
versions of the original animations above
.

OK buddy! loose the hat, loose the gold medallion, and loose the speedo! Hey, since your belly now hangs down below your knees and bounces on the floor, and your lower-back-fat now hangs down over your little butt, then it's impossible for you to put on a pair of pants anyway! So, I guess you'll just have to do your Night Club dancing in the nude, as naked as the day you were born!

Yeah! You'll have to dance in your birthday suit!

This was him when he was 32 years old. He had gained a lot of weight on his upper-body since he had first started dancing at The Big Apple Club about nine years previously.

Yeah! Just look at this guy! You notice like so many apple-shaped obese males, he has not gained any weight on his hips, butt, and thighs, while he has gained a lot of weight on his upper-body, his arms, chest, and belly. His arms are now bigger around than his legs!

Being apple-shaped, with mostly upper-body fat, greatly increases your risk of getting insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and heart disease. Having a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs even further compounds the risk if you're an obese apple-shaped male.

You'll notice, that as he is dancing, as he sways forward his great big belly bounces on the floor, and as he sways backward, his belly rises up really high, and his chest rises up in front of his face. This upward thrust of his belly exerts an upward pressure on his diaphragm squeezing the air out of his lings, causing him to gasp for air, and it also exerts pressure on his heart causing chest pains and a crushing sensation around his heart.

Then, as he sways forward, and his belly drops to the floor, and he's able to take in a breath of air into his lungs again. This is what he likes to call THE BELLY BOUNCE!

OK! Watch the action again, but this time, it's not in slow motion!


Here he is again as seen from behind, and you can just barely his little be-hind!

As you can see, being a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, he has had no weight gain on his butt, hips, and legs, but only on his huge massive upper-body. His love-handles are more then three times as wide as his hips, and hang down lower than his hips, partially covering his little butt, and down over the backs of his thighs. As he dances, his massive love-handles even strike the floor!

As was mentioned earlier, he was 23 years old when he began his dancing career at The Big Apple Night Club, and over the past nine years he has gained a lot of weight. He's now 32 years old, and his younger brother, now 25 years old, has been following in his footsteps, joining The Big Apple Night Club when he was 21 years old. So, he has been dancing four year at the Big Apple Night Club.

Now, meet his younger brother!!!

This was him at the of 21 years, following in his older brother's footsteps, dancing at The Big Apple Club. He was even more obese than his older brother who was 28 at that time. He can't even get his huge massive belly off the floor!

Also, while his older brother started out dancing in a little blue speedo, the younger brother started out as a nude dancer right away. He was about 13 years old when he had become unable to put on a pair of pants anymore while his older brother didn't drop his pants until he was about 32 years old. So, at the age of only 13 he had to drop out of school because he kept dropping his pants! With his belly hanging down over his thighs about half-way to his knees, and his love-handles starting to hang down over his hips, he was unable to keep his pants from falling down.

Before he was 13 years old, he always went around with his pants half-way down on his butt and his shirts didn't cover his belly. So, as a kid, he always went around in public showing off his bellybutton and butt-crack. The other kids in school were constantly teasing him, laughing and shouting, HEY! BELLYBUTTON BUTT-CRACK! BELLYBUTTON BUTT-CRACK over and over again. But it really didn't bother him at all because he was a glutton, and he loved eating all the time, and he actually loved being super obese. So, it really didn't bother him at all. In fact, he actually liked it when all the other kids in school and in his neighborhood taunted him about showing off his bellybutton and exposing his butt-crack in public. It made him feel really proud, because he was so much bigger than all the kids, and even all the teachers. He has stopped growing at the age of 15 at 6 feet 8 inches, and he weighed about 1,740 pounds. His older brother was only about 5 feet 10 inches tall. So, he was REALLY HUGH!!!

When his older brother became a stage dancer at the age of 23 in The Big Apple Night Club shaking his fat booty, he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his older brother, and so, he started out as a nude dancer with a Hell of a lot more booty to shake!

YEAH! SHAKE YOUR BOOTY! SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!
SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!

And so, that's what he does. It was the only job he could get since he couldn't finish school.

While dancing in the nude, when facing his audience, he sways forward and backward, but as he sways backward, trying with great effort to raise his belly off the floor, which is something he was never able to do, he can only pull his belly in just a little bit, and of course, his belly and chest rise higher, exerting an upward pressure on his diaphragm, thus squeezing the air out of his lungs and exerting pressure on his heart, causing chest pains, and a crushing sensation around his heart. Then when he sways forward, his belly is more relaxed protruding out further in front of him on the floor, and he is then able to gasp for a breath of air. This repeats over and over again as he's dancing.


And here he is seen from behind. It's quite obvious he's had a really good head start on his older brother. He was only 17 years old when he was bald on top of his head while his older brother wasn't bald yet until he was about 29 years old. He was only 13 years old when he became unable to wear pants anymore because of his low-hanging massive upper-body, and he also had developed Type 2 Diabetes when he was only 15 years old and had to start taking insulin while his older brother didn't become diabetic until he was 27 years old.

Also, being a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, he never gained any weight on his hips, butt, or legs, while gaining massive amounts of fat on his upper-body, his arms, chest, and belly. His love-handles are at least five times as wide as his hips, and when dancing, swaying from side to side, he can't even get his huge massive love-handles up off the floor!

Naturally of course, being a really huge glutton, he continues to gain even more weight, but only on his upper-body, like a lot of morbidly obese apple-shaped males with great big bellies, small butts, and skinny legs.


And now, here he is at 25 years old. He has so much upper-body fat that his lower-back-fat hangs down over his butt! While facing his audience he sways forward and backward, and when he sways backward, his lower-back-fat comes down to the floor behind him!

He can't do the BELLY-BOUNCE like his older brother because he can't get his huge massive belly up off the floor, and so, he invented a new dance movement that he calls . . . . .

THE-HIDE-MY-ASS-LOWER-BACK-FAT-SPLAT on the floor!


And finally, here he is seen from behind while dancing with his back to his audience.

WOW! Will ya just look at this guy! Really awesome! Eh? I truly envy him! His most magnificent lovely love-handles have now become about ten times as broad has his narrow hips! His arms are so fat he can't bend his elbows! He can't even lay his arms down on the sides of his huge massive upper-body. His arms are permanently raised high above his head!

He now weighs about 7,530 pounds! The only reason why he is able to stand up is because his huge belly and great big love-handles hang all the way down to the floor, and spread out on the floor, thus, taking most of the weight off of his feet so that he can stand up, and dance, by swaying forward and backward or swaying from side to side.

So, he is able to stand up on his feet with no more effort than someone weighing only a few hundred pounds.

But, how does he sit down, and how can he sleep?

Well, it is quite obvious that he can't lay down on a bed to sleep. He can't even sit down on a chair that has a back-rest or sit down on a couch because a couch also has a back-rest. He can't even sit down on the edge of a king-sized bed. That is because of the great big roll of fat on his lower-back which protrudes far out beyond his butt and also hangs down over his butt, and his huge love-handles that hang down to the floor also makes in impossible for him to sit on a couch or bed.

He can't sleep on his back, because if the great big roll of fat on his lower-back. Also, the weight of his huge massive belly would literally squeeze the life out of him crushing him to death under his own body weight! He would suffocate from thousands of pounds of fat pressing down on him! He can't sleep on his belly, and he certainly can't sleep on either his left or right side.

So, how do you sleep when your love-handles spread out on the floor about twice as wide as you are tall? How do you sleep when your lower-back-fat protrudes out about three feet beyond your butt and hangs down over your butt? And how do you sleep when your belly is down on the floor protruding about seven feet out in front of you?

And you can't very well sleep standing up. Even a person of average weight is unable to stand on his/her feet 24 hours a day without sleeping. Your feet would start hurting and your legs would get tired, so eventually, you'll have to sit down.

Also, he can not sit down on anything too low, like a bed, because his belly and his chest would rise up. His chest would rise up in front of his face being higher than the top of his head, and his belly would rise up collapsing his lungs and stopping his heart!

So, he must stand up all the time, or else, somebody could place a bar stool under his butt, then he can sit on a high bar stool, thus taking more weight off of his feet. He would have to sleep sitting on a bar stool!

So, all he has to do is to sit his little butt on a bar stool, and then, he can lean slightly forward on his huge belly that hang down to the floor. Even when he's asleep, there is no chance that he'll fall of the stool, because his huge massive belly spreading out on the floor in front of him keeps him from falling forward, and it's quit obvious that there is no chance of him falling over backwards.

Also, because the width of his broad love-handles are about twice his height and spread out on the floor, there is no chance that he would topple over to either side, so he can easily sleep while sitting his little butt on a bar stool!

Yeah! That was him when he was 25 years old, and his older brother was 32 years old. The younger brother had been following in the footsteps of his older brother. It had been about four years since he started dancing at The Big Apple Night Club, and at the age of 25, he achieved a weight of 7,530 pounds. His older brother had tried to keep on gaining, but he was never able to go over 1,850 pounds.

Yes, the younger brother had been following in his older brother's footsteps, but the irony was, that he was in the lead, and it was the older brother who wanted desperately to follow in the younger brother's footsteps.

The older brother had been dancing at The Big Apple Night Club for nine years while the younger brother had been dancing there about four years.

And then . . . . . late one evening . . . . . the younger brother eventually died from a massive heart attack about three weeks after his 25th birthday. He had been dancing on the stage when he twisted his ankle, and his legs went out from under his huge massive upper-body. He dropped to his knees, and his chest rose up in front of his face higher than the top of his head, and as his belly rose up almost as high as his chest, his lungs collapsed and he stopped breathing, and his heart was literally crushed inside his chest. He died instantly, just from falling to his knees!

His older brother continued working at The Big Apple Night Club for another five years and died at the age of 37 years about nine months after his 37th birthday.

And now, some more of my animations.

This one you have all seen before, but I thought it bears repeating. The following animation below is one of my all time favorites.



This animation depicts the year by year weight gain of an obese apple-shaped male.

At first, before becoming super super morbidly obese, when he was just starting out on his journey of weight gain, he was able to wear his pants up high enough to cover his butt and he could tuck in his shirt. He started out with a full head of hair. Then his arms started getting fatter, his chest bigger, his belly getting fatter, and his hair starting to thin out on top of his head and the hairline receding. So, he has an expanding waistline and a receding hairline!

He is the typical apple-shaped obese male, gaining most of his fat on his upper-body. As his belly gets bigger, his shirts no longer cover his belly, and he shows off his bellybutton. Also, as his belly gets bigger, it hangs down lower over the waistband of his shorts, and his shorts begin sliding down lower on his butt, thus, exposing his butt-crack, and as he continues to gain more weight, he loses more hair on top of his head until he is bald on the top of his head.

Yeah! He's gaining weight, and losing hair!

With ever increasing obesity, his belly gets bigger and hangs down lower, and his shorts slide down lower on his butt exposing some more of his butt-crack until, eventually, his belly hangs down so low that he drops his pants, and he is no longer able to wear pants anymore! So, why even bother putting on a shirt and shoes? When you can't wear pants, you might as well just take off the shirt and kick off the shoes and just go about in the house in the nude as naked as the day your were born. Yeah! Just go about in your birthday suit, which eventually becomes your burial suit when you die.

So, as we are all born into this world naked, the super super morbidly obese apple-shaped male goes out of this world naked when he dies. This is his final destiny.

As so, as the apple-shaped obese male gains a lot of fat mostly on his upper-body, first he loses some of his hair, then he loses his pants, and then, eventually, his life!

Yeah! Gain lots of weight, lose some hair, lose your pants, and then, lose your life!

That is the natural life cycle of apple-shaped male obesity!

The next image below is not an animation, but it is another one of my all time favorites that I have shown here before, so it also bears repeating.

Please click on the image above for
a larger view that is easier to read.

In the cartoon above titled "EUPHEMISTICALLY SPEAKING" the bald-headed apple-shaped obese man appears to be wearing only a shirt and shoes, but no pants! Actually, he is wearing a pair of shorts, but his belly hangs down so low that it is hanging down over the front of his shorts, thus, concealing his shorts under his great big belly! The obese bald-headed man's wife, the lady in the green shirt says "Last year my husband was examined by our doctor because he had been hiding his shorts for over a year!" which translates as meaning [Last year my husband was diagnosed as having Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease.] to which her friend replies "It's been almost three years since my husband dropped his pants" which translates as meaning [It's been almost three years since my husband died from a massive heart attack!] so, hiding your shorts is a euphemism for having diabetes and heart disease and dropping your pants is a euphemism for having died from a heart attack, which is what happens to morbidly obese apple-shaped males.

First you gain a lot of weight on your upper body until your belly hangs down over the front of your shorts so that your shorts are hidden under your huge low-hanging belly, and then, because of your upper-body fat you become diabetic with heart disease.

With even more weight gain, your belly hangs down even lower, down to your knees or below your knees, and your love-handles hang down over your hips, then it becomes impossible to put on pants anymore, thus, you "drop your pants" before you eventually have a massive heart attack and die in the nude!

And so, diabetes in its early phase is The Hidden Shorts Disease and in its more advanced phase, diabetes becomes The Falling Pants Disease!

And here is another one of my all time favorites. Of course this one is not an animation either.

Please click on the image above for
a larger view that is easier to read.

This is just some super morbidly obese apple-shaped males from The Big Apple Club hanging around at the club swimming pool. To qualify for membership, you must be a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, you must be bald on top of your head, have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, and you must be a lazy glutton who loves to eat massive amounts of food and never gets any exercise. Also, another qualification for member ship is that you must have had at least one heart attack.

These guys are just enjoying a day at the swimming pool and they're holding their Annual Belly Flop Contest to see who can make the biggest splash as they plop face down in the water.

Notice that they all have huge massive upper-bodies, big fat arms, big breasts, huge round bellies, small butts, and skinny legs, like the true apple-shaped obese male. Also notice that their arms are bigger around than their hips, and the tallest guy with the biggest upper-body has the fattest arms, the smallest butt, and the shortest and skinniest legs! He's only 24 years old and has recovered from his second heart attack that he had recently. He had his first heart attack about a week after his 21st birthday! Every one of these guys has had a least one heart attack and they all insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetics.

Here's another one of my favorite images.

Please click on the image above for
a larger view that is easier to read.

Yeah! Another super morbidly obese apple-shaped male on the beach with a really huge low-hanging belly and his little yellow polka-dotted shorts sliding about half-way down on his little butt! He sure is carrying around a great big pants dropping heart-stopper in front of him!

And in the next picture below, we see . . . . .

Please click on the image above for
a larger view that is easier to read.

. . . . . we see that his heart-stopper has finally done it's final deed, which is of course, stopping his heart! Yeah! Works, doesn't it! What can I say? Sometimes life's a beach!!! And then, you die!!!

And of course, another one of my favorite drawings.

Please click on the image above for
a larger view that is easier to read.

WOW! This dude really went out in a big way! Eh? This guy is so enormously obese that the interns can't even get him into the ambulance!


So now, let us conclude, ending this article on a more happy note.

Here's another super morbidly obese apple-shaped male going into his favorite King Size men's clothing store to take advantage of a Special Summer Sale with short pants priced at half off. Well, the red shorts he's wearing now is already almost half off! Yeah! Almost half off on his butt!

And finally, one more animation that I had created over a year ago.


Yeah! Uh huh! This guy is a real scale buster! I am truly envious! Wish that were me!





THE END

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10 comments:

Fat Bastard said...

This is your best work to date! OINK!

OINK!

With your permission, I would like to write an article about your latest work so that my readers will stop by The Biggest Fattest Blog and enjoy your latest creations.

You are one talented bear!

Teddy Bear said...

Fat Bastard said...

"With your permission, I would like to write an article about your latest work so that my readers will stop by The Biggest Fattest Blog and enjoy your latest creations."
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Good morning Fat Bastard!

Sure! Go ahead and post an article on my latest creations.

I would like for more blog members and visitors to see my latest animations of the dancing fat guy.

Thank you!


Gerald - AKA - Teddy Bear

Fat Bastard said...

Major political alert!

http://owsblog.blogspot.com/

The above link is making a mockery of of the OWS movement which most of us in the FA movement fully support although we won't go so far as to camp outside and do all that walking.

Anyway Teddy, I would like it if you could stop by that blog and flag them for defamation and leave and angry comment.

OINK!

Fat Bastard said...

http://biggerfatterpolitics.blogspot.com/2012/03/internets-greatest-fat-political.html

Teddy, I just placed and announcement on Bigger Fatter Politics regarding your latest work.

I included a link to you Biggest Fattest Blog.

Fat Bastard said...

Teddy,

I added your blog to my list. Now my readers can easily find your blog and enjoy it.

EAT1

Teddy Bear said...

Fat Bastard said...

Teddy,

I added your blog to my list. Now my readers can easily find your blog and enjoy it.
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Hello Fat Bastard:

Thank you very much!

I also returned the favor by adding two of your blogs to my list at the top of my home page.

Once again, or rather, A GAIN!!!

Thank you!!!

Fat Bastard said...

Add this blog please and promote it if you can.

http://romneytheliar.blogspot.com/

Teddy Bear said...

Fat Bastard said...

"Add this blog please and promote it if you can."

http://romneytheliar.blogspot.com/
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Good evening Fat Bastard!

Consider it done!

BELLY BOY said...

OINK OINK OINK!

YEAH, IT'S ME, BELLY BOY!

On the BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG! This blog is fatter than all the other blogs out there. It has a BMI (Blog Mass Index) of over 371! Wow!

I was wondering if you think that I should make any changes to my eating and workout regimen. I have been working out a lot so that I can move around more easily, and now I can actually make it all the way to the bathroom unassisted. It takes a few minutes to get there, and my knees hurt so much the entire time, but I can do it. I just need to strengthen the muscles so that I can go for longer distances with less pain.

I have been loading up on plenty of healthy foods, like Belly Dogs, which involve slit open hot dogs with cheese, smothered in sauerkraut, and slathered in spicy brown mustard, with plenty of extra sour pickles on the side, and a lot of fries covered with cheese and gravy to go with it. Then I'll wash it down with 6 or 7 beers, and I don't even get buzzed because of my body weight. I probably weigh up around 800 or 900 pounds now, but I'm not sure. I am just so glad that I can walk again.

I am also glad that I still do have some reproductive function, despite my crushing weight. I do wear a cup and I think that that has preserved things, but it is very uncomfortable and it gets really smelly and I get so many rashes and there is so much fungus in between my folds when my girlfriend goes out of town for a few days and nobody washes me. :(

My butler deals with me in the bathroom but he does not clean in between the folds anymore, because he said he is afraid he will catch the fungus. I can't blame him but I think he is really just grossed out by it. Oh well.

I am also eating lots of burgers and pizza these days, so I do get a good variety of food. When I have soda, which is every day, I switch it up with a variety including grape and orange, so I get my daily fruit intake that way. As for veggies, the potatoes in the french fries have me covered there. I make sure to eat plenty of sweets as well to keep my blood sugar from getting too low after I take a lot of insulin.

I have also incorporated fish into my diet - I've found that the only fish I like is fish sticks, or fish and chips style chips. It has to be deep fried to be edible.

As for exercises, I do work on my legs every day, for several hours, and I have been toning up my muscles and building up my phenomenal leg strength so that I can get out of bed and walk. I have problems getting through the doors unfortunately because of my size, and it is difficult even going sideways.

If you have any advice please let me know. I hope that you are making good progress with your obesity as well.

BELLY BOY

Teddy Bear said...

Good evening BELLY BOY:

Sorry I didn't respond sooner, I've been rather busy.

Instead of drinking fruit flavored sodas, I would suggest fruit juices instead, like red grape juice, white grape juice, apple juice, etc. etc. made from concentrates with no added sugars.

Also, have some strawberries with whipped cream and get a couple of pineapples and slice them up. Bananas are also good for you.

Soda is just carbonated sugar water with imitation fruit flavoring and have no vitamins.

A big guy like you need lots of natural vitamins for proper nutrition.

Get some real fruit.

Also, since you can afford some kind of exercise equipment, doing leg presses is excellent for building up your leg muscles.

You could get yourself a health care provider, and they do bathe their patients, wearing latex gloves.

Also, when taking showers, have a shower chair, and get a long attachment on a shower hose to get at those hard to reach places.

I'm glad you're eating more fish now.

Personally, I like smoked salmon myself. But fish is getting so expensive. I wish I could afford to eat more fish.

I have always loved fish.

When I was a kid, we lived up in Minnesota, and one time on a camping trip, we had northern pike, for breakfast!!!

I never did care for fish sticks, it has to be regular fish.

On your hamburgers, add some slices of red onions and slices of tomato.

Now, I love broccoli with butter and extra sharp cheddar cheese melted on top.

Yeah, the Republicans hate broccoli!

Papa Bush hated broccoli, and Baby Bush, that moron almost choked to death while eating a small bag of pretzels.

What is it with the Republicans when it comes to food?

Anyway . . . I like anything the Republicans hate!

But now, I'm getting off topic.

Back on topic again . . .

I'm sure you can get a health care provider who can bathe your skin folds. They're required to wear latex gloves.

Sorry to hear that your butler is not willing to help in that area.

In the meantime, I hope the information I provided has been helpful.


Teddy Bear