And by the way . . .
Yesterday, September 30,2012 was my 61st birthday. I was born
September 30,1951 up in Northern Minnesota.
Anyway . . . . . on to my latest topic.
MITT ROMNEY IS A FUCKING RETARD!!!
OK, now back to the recent Republican National Convention . . .
I no longer have Cable TV anymore because Time Werner keeps raising the cost of the monthly bills, so I had unsubscribe to Cable TV because their programming is mostly crap! So now, I can put that money aside, and save up toward building a new computer. Yeah, I'm a computer geek, and I like to buy the parts and assemble the computer myself. It's much cheaper that way.
So, I had watched BOTH the Republican National Convention AND the Democratic National Convention on the Internet instead.
Actually, I watched the Democratic National Convention at the Democratic Headquarters here in El Paso, Texas. I have been hanging out there every Tuesday and Thursday, making calls to encourage people to support Obama and getting out to vote.
Anyway . . . . .
The Democratic National Convention was by far more interesting, and more informative, because, they actually talked about the important issues, like, the economy, education, women's health care issues, civil rights and civil liberties, and also, climate change, etc. etc. Yes, global warming is a well established scientific fact.
On the other hand (or wing) the Republican National Convention was as boring as watching paint dry! I actually fell asleep through it. Then it got to be more fun to watch, when Clint Eastwood got up, and talked to an empty chair, pretending that it was Obama.
I just got to say, that was the highlight of the Republican National Convention! It reminded me of a song by Niel Diamond "I Am I said" an old song from 1970.
Yeah! Good ol' Clint Eastwood must be getting senile in his old age. OK, it's perfectly normal for little children to go around talking to an imaginary invisible person. I'm sure we've all done this when we were just little kids, however, children eventually outgrow that sort of thing. But, apparently, Clint Eastwood has not!
OK, I use to enjoy watching Clint Eastwood movies. Of course, I have always known he is a Republican and a conservative, but I didn't realize how far he was to the extreme right he is, and just what kind of a right-wing wacko he really is, until he made a jackass of himself, talking to a chair! WOW! What a total fucking retard! I have lost all respect for him that I might have had, and I will NEVER ABSOLUTELY NEVER watch another Clint Eastwood movie ever again for as long as I live.
Sorry Jimbo! But you blew it! Actually, not only do your blow, but YOU SUCK!!!
Yeah! Clint Eastwood is in his 80s and still wearing diapers!
Clint Eastwood is probably so delusional that he hears chairs talking back to him!
But the biggest MORON in the Republican party is the one who's running for President, Good ol' Nit wit Shit-for-brains- Mitt Romney himself.
Yeah, he is of the Mormon religion, and so, like many Mormons, he probably wears magic underwear, and no doubt, he wears diapers underneath his magic underwear!
So, good ol' Mittens is BOTH a Mormon AND a MORON! Yeah! There is only one letter difference between the two! Just drop the second M.
Also, just like so many Christian, or rather, Christard Funny-mentalists, he doesn't know jack-shit about science. A prime example:
Recently, Mitt Romney's wife, Ann Romney, had attended a $6 million dollar Beverly Hills fundraiser in California. While she was flying, on board her plane there was a short which resulted in an electrical fire, and the passenger compartment began filling with smoke. The plane had to make an emergency landing. Ann Romney and some other passengers were overcome by the smoke and they had to be treated in a hospital emergency room. OK, she's fine. She and her fellow passengers have recovered.
But after the incident, Mitt Romney had publicly commented that passenger jets should have windows that can be rolled down to let in fresh air.
Yeah, Mitt Romney said the following . . . . .
"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no — and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem."
First of all, when you're flying at a cruising altitude of 32,000 to 35,000 feet, there is very little or almost no oxygen outside of the plane. Also, the cabin pressure inside the plane is much greater than the atmospheric pressure outside of the plane. So, even if you could open a window (which of course your can't) the air inside the plane would blow out through the open window.
Yeah, like . . . WWWWWOOOOOOOOOSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH!!!
Also . . . if you happen to be sitting in a seat by the open window, and if you're stupid enough to not have your seat belt fastened, then you would get blown out through the window!!!
So, it would be, by by Romney! And good riddance!
Of course, if the plane were to descend to a much lower altitude, like, perhaps 10,000 feet or down to about 7,000 feet, then opening a window would let in fresh air from outside. But that would not be wise either, because if you're flying at a cruising speed of over 500 miles per hour, a 500 mile an hour breeze coming in from an open window would cause stuff inside the cabin that is not secured down to go flying around inside the passenger compartment, and people would get clobbered by flying food trays and hand bags and what not!
So, there is a damn good reason why airplane windows are not made to roll down.
Oh! Yes indeed! Mitt Romney is a very innovative thinker!
I can hardly wait for him to come up with some more of his brilliant ideas!
Like . . . . .
. . . . . Screen doors on submarines!
Or, perhaps . . . . .
. . . . . Helicopter ejection seats!
Like, OH COME ON!!!
Not even Mitt Romney could possibly be that stupid!!!
Or could he?
Well, anyone who believes in wearing Mormon Magic Underwear can't be all that bright.
Hey Mitt Romney! Who needs the Secrete Service for protection when you have on your Mormon Magic Underwear? Eh?
Also, you need a special detergent to wash your magic underwear.
And be sure to change your diaper before putting your clean magic underwear back on again. Yeah! There ya go, Baby!!!
And hey, Mitt! If you're a good little boy, you won't get sent to bed without supper!
Oh! And since my blog, THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG, is devoted to the love of food and gluttony, I should have something here concerning food.
Yeah! A nice heaping plate of Rice Moroni The Salt Lake City Treat!
Of course, if you're a Mormon, you can't drink alcohol, you can't smoke, and you can't even have coffee or anything with caffeine, so it must really suck to be a Mormon, and poor ol' Mitt Romney, not only can't drink, but he can't even think! That's because his a moron!
And, he also believes in wearing magic underwear because he believes it will protect him from knives and guns. YEAH RIGHT!!!
Uh huh! Like, we know! We know!
Sorry Mitt Romney, but again . . . . .
Grant had his share of problems during his presidency, but on the issue of church-state separation he showed true leadership. Sadly, this tends to get overlooked today.
During Grant’s presidency, the concept of tax-supported public education began to slowly spread across the nation. More and more states were adopting laws establishing public schools and even mandating attendance. But there was a problem: People could not agree on what role religion should play in the schools.
In 1844, there were riots in Philadelphia between Catholics and Protestants over what version of the Bible would be read in schools. Tensions simmered for years. Protestants insisted that since they were the majority in the country, the schools should reflect their theology. Catholics fumed that their rights were being violated and proposed that the federal government give them money to start their own schools that would inculcate Catholicism.
Grant had a better idea: No tax money for religious schools and no religious worship in the public schools. Keeping public schools secular, Grant proposed, would be in the best interests of the nation.
On Sept. 30, 1875, Grant addressed a gathering of former Union soldiers. He could have played it safe and offered some reminisces about the war. Instead, he decided to address the school issue.
“Let us all labor to add all needful guarantees for the security of free thought, free speech, a free press, pure morals, unfettered religious sentiments, and of equal rights and privileges to all men irrespective of nationality, color or religion,” Grant said. “Encourage free schools, and resolve that not one dollar, appropriated for their support, shall be appropriated to the support of any sectarian schools. Resolve that neither the state nor nation, nor both combined, shall support institutions of learning other than those sufficient to afford to every child growing up in the land the opportunity of a good common school education, unmixed with sectarian, pagan, or atheistical dogmas. Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate. With these safeguards, I believe the battles which created the Army of the Tennessee will not have been fought in vain.”
Grant was ahead of his time. While some state courts adopted his vision and struck down laws mandating school prayer in the latter half of the 19th century, the U.S. Supreme Court did not declare official school prayer a violation of the First Amendment until 1962.
But what isn't generally well know is his support for public school education. It's a damn shame that most of our school history textbooks don't mention more of this.
So, Ulysses S Grant was a man way ahead of his time!
Yes, here are two of the greatest Republicans in our entire history.
President Abraham Lincoln and General, later to be Elected, President Ulysses S Grant, or two greatest Republicans in American history.
So, President Ulysses S Grant support public education, that is, public secular education, therefore, he supported science and math education, unlike today's Republican retards who wish to do away with science education, and instead, teach Creationist fairy tales!
If Abraham Lincoln and Ulysses S Grant were alive today, they would be shocked and appalled by what has become of the Republican party! No doubt, Ulysses S Gran would call them all fucking retards!
Anyway . . . . .
After reading more about Ulysses S Grant, and about the speech he had given on September 30,1875 to retired Northern Civil War veterans concerning public school education, then, I feel that my birthday being on September 30 is kind of special.
I have come across even more articles after doing a Google search about Ulysses S Grant and his speech on September 30,1875 which was 137 years ago.
Now, that's why I feel that my birthday very special to me.
And so, I celebrated my birthday by having a straight double-shot of whiskey and I smoked a cigar.