NORMALLY I DON'T POST COMMERCIAL MESSAGES, BUT SINCE THIS WEB BLOG IS DEDICATED TO GLUTTONY AND FOOD, I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION IN THIS CASE.
THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS SPONSORED BY THE MAKERS OF . . . . .
HOT POCKETS!
SO, IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A LIAR LIAR WITH YOUR PANTS ON
FIRE, THEN YOU HAVE NO NEED TO USE A MICROWAVE OVEN
TO HEAT UP THIS DELICIOUS TREAT! NO, WHEN YOUR PANTS
ARE ON FIRE, THEN YOU ALREADY HAVE . . . . .
HOT POCKETS!
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http://www.ibtimes.com/mitt-romney-insults-local-pittsburgh-bakery-i-dont-know-about-these-cookies-439426
That filthy liar Romney insults a Pittburgh bakery's cookies. I doubt if Romney eats the food we peasants eat.
Good afternoon Bally Balldez!!!
Well, I sort of meant this latest post as a kind of a joke.
Of course, the Hot Pockets that Romney has is not the kind we all like to eat.
His Hot Pockets are simply that his pants are on fire because he's a liar.
Also, his Hot Pockets probably smell like burning shit!
Yeah, I just went to the web site link you had posted.
Mitt Romney is a disgusting douche-bag!
No, those cookies look like they came from a bakery, and not from a 7-11. I can tell the difference.
We fat little gluttons like me know good food when we see it.
Oh! Speaking of food.
At my favorite Albertsons, they have been running a special on sirloin stakes!!!
BUY 1 GET 2 FREE!
So, I get the largest packages for approximately $25 dollars each, and it's like getting about $75 dollars worth of sirloin for only $25 dollars!
Ya can't beat that!!!
Hey! Why not???
Ground beef normally costs about $2.80 per pound while their sirloin stakes normally cost a little bit more than $9 dollars per pound.
But, then you buy 1 package and get 2 packages FREE, it's like paying a little more then $3 dollars per pound.
So, I figure, $2.80 per pound for hamburger vs $3.00 per pound for sirloin, Hell, I'll just pay a little extra for the sirloin. Boneless sirloin!!!
Can ya beat that???
Now, this poor fat little Democrat gets to eat like a Republican, thanks to Albertsons!!!
Also, I like my vegetables, so I get celery, carrots, red onions, and broccoli to go with my sirloin stakes.
Yeah! I Remember back in 2001 when Baby Bush nearly choked while eating a small bag of pretzels, and back in the late 1980s Papa Bush said that he hated broccoli and would not have it served in the Whitehouse.
Well, I love anything the Republicans hate, and I love broccoli.
Well, I like to call broccoli, Brocco-Obamalies!
Now, isn't that cute!
Yeah! Obama!
He's da man!!!
I dearly Obama wins his re-election for President.
Teddy Bear
I had broccoli last night smothered in cheese with bacon bits. I have said many times that vegetables are what food eats but cheese can turn anything into food.
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK WE WON! That SOB Romney LOST! His lies did him in.
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