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Monday, November 12, 2012



I was at my local Democratic Headquarters watching the election on Tuesday, November 6,2012 when the President re-elect Barack Obama won the 2012 election against Presidential candidate, good ol' Nit-wit shit-for-brains Mitt Romney!

Yeah! It was really sweet!

Obama was the first to get 272 electoral votes, which was 2 more than the 270 electoral votes needed to win. Of course, it would be a few more days before all the votes were finally counted. We didn't know if we were going to win Florida yet. That one was still up in the air. Of course, even without Florida, Obama would have still won anyway.

But after the final vote counts came in, we won Florida!

For the past couple of months, I had been hanging out at my local Democratic Headquarters on Tuesdays and Thursdays, doing unpaid volunteer work, making phone calls to people in Florida, because it was one of those critical swing states. In the election polls, it had been a toss-up.

But now, the only tossing up was done by Romney when he lost the election!

Yeah! He was tossing up, and crapping in his diapers! Poor baby!

Anyway, here are the final election results after all the votes have come in.

As you can see, Florida turned blue on the map. So, we have 25 states that are a nice pretty Obama Blue and 25 states are are Retard Romney Red on the map!

Again, the final Electoral vote count.

Yeah! Clint Eastwood, you fucking retard! You really started something, when during the RNC Republican National Convention in Tampa Florida back in August 31,2012 when you got up there on the stage, talking to an empty chair, and pretending it was Obama!

Well, if Barack Obama is a chair, then  . . . . . Mitt Romney is a toilet! OK?

Two can play at this game! Eh?

Anyway . . . . .

When Barack Obama won in is re-election as President, he really mopped up the floor with poor pathetic little piss-pants Mitt Romney!

Yeah! We really rattled his tea-cups, and then . . . . .

. . . . . we sent Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan back home on the short-bus to get their diapers changed, and back to Kindergarten! 

Aw! Poor babies! The Big Bad Obama Man beat the ever-living crap outta you in the election, and he broke all your tea-cups! Sorry! But your little Mad Hatter's Tea Party is over! Yeah, we sent you back down the rabbit hole, and then we broke your magic looking glass, and smashed your tea cups!

Yes, I'm beginning to feel a little bit more optimistic now about the future of America. When the Democrats won the election, and defeated the Republicans, America just grew up a little more.

And the Republicans really got schooled!!!

Listen up Republicans! Listen good and listen tight!!!


Ohio really did go to President Obama, he really did win!

He really was born in Hawaii, and he really is, legitimately, president of the United States again!

And The Bureau of Labor Statistics did not make up a fake unemployment rate last month!

And the Congressional Research Service really can find no evidence that cutting taxes on rich people grows the economy!

And the polls were not skewed to over-sample Democrats!

And Nate Silver was not making up fake projections about the election to make conservatives feel bad!

Nate Silver was doing math!

And climate change is real!

And rape really does cause pregnancy sometimes!

And evolution is a thing!

And Benghazi was an attack on us, it was not a scandal by us!

And nobody is taking away anyone's guns!

And taxes have not gone up!

And the deficit is dropping, actually!

And Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction!

And the moon landing was real!

And FEMA is not building concentration camps!

And UN election observers are not taking over Texas!

And moderate reforms of the regulations on the insurance industry and the financial services industry in this country are not the same thing as communism!

Yeah! The Republicans got schooled!

Also, I must add . . . . .

The earth really is 4.5 billion years old, and the universe really is about 14 billions years old, and not a mere 6,000 years!

There really was NO Genesis flood, and there was NO Noah, and even if there was, he did not have dinosaurs on the ark, and there was no ark! It really is just a fairy tale!

And evolution really is a fact!


Yeah, Republicans! You have just been schooled!

Anyway . . . . .

I'm so very happy the Obama won in this crazy 2012 election.

I just want to shout out and cheer fore the Big Obama Man!!!





I would like to have had a blue mini-skirt to wear, and a couple of blue pom poms to wave while cheering for the Big Obama Man when he won his re-election for President.

OK, Mr. President!

Now get back out there and do some more Presidenting!

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Bally Balldez said...

I love the graphic with the chair and the toilet.

Hey Teddy, I was thinking of starting a blog called Bigger Fatter Sports dedicated to fat athletes. I know that you are not much for sports but I would still enjoy hearing your input.

There are and were some great fat athletes. Minnesota Fats was a great pool player. Butter Bean was a great boxer. WC Fields was a very good at sports. Roy Big Country Nelson is the best MMA heavy weight. Charles Barkley was a great NBA player. Golf has had some great fatties like Craig Stadler and John Dailey. Pro Wrestling is full of great fatlings.

Babe Ruth was the greatest baseball player ever. If he had not been fat he would never have been a slugger. He was not a great base runner so he concentrated socking homers.

Anyway, I am savoring the Obama victory almost as a trip to IHOP.

Bally Balldez said...


I would like it if you could opine on the school shooting in CT.

I wrote two article about it.

There are several commong threads in these shooting and one is that the shooters are never fat.

The shooters are White, middle class and on some sort of psych drug.

Your opinion would be greatly appreciated.

Bally Balldez said...

Let me know if you are OK. Have not heard from you in a while.

Teddy Bear said...

Bally Balldez said...

"Let me know if you are OK. Have not heard from you in a while."

Good evening:

I have been having problems with my computer.

I have also been under a lot of emotional stress. I had an emotional breakdown and spent 10 days at UBH, University Behavioral Health, from December 11 to December 21, 2012.

Yeah! It was on December 11, just after having my brand new fiber optics broad-band modem installed by a technician from AT&T, and later on that evening, I was picked up by a police officer, and two attendants from UBH and taken there in an ambulance.

I have three neighbors on my 6th floor who had been harassing me, tearing my Obama stickers off of my door, and banging on my door when I have been playing YouTube videos after 9:00 PM.

The videos were not too loud, but they think everyone in this building has to go to beddy-by after 8:00 PM.

One night I was up at 2:30 AM, just reading a book. I had no videos playing, the TV was not on, nothing but silence, I was only READING A BOOK, and someone banged on my door.

Every time I answer the door, no one is there. It's like a stupid retarded Kindergarten prank, banging on someone's door, and running off!

So, I have three fucking retards on my floor harassing me! I call them the three Macbeth Tards!

One night it was kind of warm and stuffy in my room, so I had my door open a little bit to cool my room down.

One of the retards tried to come into my apartment to punch me in the face. I went after him with an old golf club.

Yeah! The police confiscated my golf club, and a week after that, I was picked up and taken to UBH.

Also, earlier last year, three different times, this one bus driver put me off of his bus. I was not allowed to get on his bus with grocery bags hanging on the back of the seat of my Jazzy power chair.

He's the only bus driver in town who gives me a hassle about this. I have reported him three different times to Sun Metro, but they won't do anything about it.

A couple of time I had so sit out in the cold for another half hour, waiting for a bus that would allow me allow me to get on with my groceries.

I'm not the only handicapped person that he has put off of his bus for having grocery bags hanging on the back of the wheelchair.

So, I have been under a lot of stress, and one evening I cracked up and had to be taken to UBH.

We Democrats won the 2012 Presidential re-election.

But the fucking retards are still in control, crying boo hoo, and crapping in their diapers because the Republicans lost the election!

Before all this shit started, I was in a very happy mood because Obama won his re-election as President.

But after that, the harassment from my retarded neighbors became worse, and all of my Obama stickers were torn off of my door, and one of the fucking tards punched a hole in my door, and it had to be replaced.

I'm tired.

So, I have been resting

I can't take this shit anymore.

Teddy Bear

Bally Balldez said...

Hey Teddy,

It really sucks when you have lousy neighbors. Do you know why they have a problem with you? You seem like such a nice guy, why anyone would be giving you a hard time is beyond me.

Is there any way you can rig up of small pinhole camera and catch the pranksters? I can tell you a couple college tricks were used to do. We would take a large metal envelope and felt shaving cream and slide the edge of it underneath the door and then stomp on in shaving cream would fly all over the place. We also used to bucket doors. We would lean a bucket of water against the door and when an unwitting person opened the door they had a big gush of water in their dorm room.

Another trick we would do but this one might get in trouble these days is a Bic lighter and a can of right guard spray deodorant. We flame under their door with it.

The other trick we did was penny in people under dorm rooms. That usually takes two guys. If they have a steel frame door we would take a crowbar and open it up a little further and then drop pennies between the door and the jam. That would make it impossible for them to turn the doorknob and that the call somebody to get them out.

Today however, make a federal case out of a simple prank but I'm sure that your keen mind can think of a way to remedy this situation. Is there any way you can get the police to mediate the problem with your neighbors and see if they will stop harassing you?

You may want to consider hiring a lawyer because obviously the harassment to you suffered cause you to be hospitalized. As you know, I have no use for bullies and punks. Maybe if you hauled their ass into court you can get a money judgment. Maybe you can also sue the landlord for allowing such boorish thugs to live in your building.

You also might want to sue the bus company because clearly they are in violation of the Americans with disabilities act.

Do you have any black friends? The reason I ask is that knowing your love for president Obama and knowing that people are harassing you because you support the president probably would not sit well with most black folks and I'm sure that they would be glad to be your backup.

You also might want to contact a civil rights lawyer. You are being discriminated against because of your political beliefs and possibly because you are obese and disabled.

Bally Balldez said...


I don't know if this is accurate but I believe that you can get a companion dog or a service dog. A service dog can be any dog and I don't believe that there any specific designations for the service dog is other than you saying the dog of the service dog. I was suggest that you get a German Shepherd, a Rottweiler or Doberman pinscher. Those breeds are very protective and territorial maybe you can adopt a retired police dog that still has a little life left in him.

A lot of people are still angry about the shellacking of Obama gave Mitt Romney. There is not much you can do about racism and prejudice other than confront it. It's easy for me to say, don't let them get to you but don't let them get to you.

It's been out long while since you've written an article for your blog. Perhaps you should get the creative juices flowing and and come up some pictures of fat guys crushing skinny bullies. I know that the abuse that you suffered took its toll on you but you have a keen mind and from what I see in your writing a very nice personal style. My father used to tell me that every knock is a boost so when somebody is giving you crap and that person is an ass hole it probably means that you are doing something right. Don't let the small minded pieces of trash determine how you feel. Don't give them that much power.

I know that it's hard to be a decent and sensitive person in this shitty world. Try to find other like-minded people with the same gentle souls like yours.

One good thing Teddy, it hasn't been that cold so maybe can bundle up and go to Starbucks.

I also think that you may want to start another blog dedicated to astronomy. The one article you wrote on astronomy was really nice and very readable. Contemplating outerspace, black holes, gravity wells, neutrinos, wormholes and trying to understand dimensions has always been something that can get your mind off of mundane things and focus it on higher intellectual pursuits. Because your man of science writing shortsighted articles that are accessible to people would be a wonderful thing. It really boggles the mind of some dimwit when you talk about things that they don't understand, can't understand and never will understand. Publisher your explanation of the fourth dimension. I have a very tough time getting my brain around the fourth dimension. There is so much to talk about my comes to the universe. The earth can really suck especially with the people on it that I find myself escaping in those thoughts of other planets, time travel and a multi-verse. Use your superior brain to write about and think about those things because the inhabitants of this planet can really make things suck.

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