He really was born in Hawaii, and he really is, legitimately, president of the United States again!
And The Bureau of Labor Statistics did not make up a fake unemployment rate last month!
And the Congressional Research Service really can find no evidence that cutting taxes on rich people grows the economy!
And the polls were not skewed to over-sample Democrats!
And Nate Silver was not making up fake projections about the election to make conservatives feel bad!
Nate Silver was doing math!
And climate change is real!
And rape really does cause pregnancy sometimes!
And evolution is a thing!
And Benghazi was an attack on us, it was not a scandal by us!
And nobody is taking away anyone's guns!
And taxes have not gone up!
And the deficit is dropping, actually!
And Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction!
And the moon landing was real!
And FEMA is not building concentration camps!
And UN election observers are not taking over Texas!
And moderate reforms of the regulations on the insurance industry and the financial services industry in this country are not the same thing as communism!
Yeah! The Republicans got schooled!
Also, I must add . . . . .
The earth really is 4.5 billion years old, and the universe really is about 14 billions years old, and not a mere 6,000 years!
There really was NO Genesis flood, and there was NO Noah, and even if there was, he did not have dinosaurs on the ark, and there was no ark! It really is just a fairy tale!
And evolution really is a fact!
RAH! RAH RAH!
OBAMA! OBAMA! HE'S OUR MAN!
ROMNEY DIED IN AN OYSTER CAN!
THE OYSTER STUNK
AND HE GOT DRUNK!
DOWN WITH ROMNEY
THE DIRTY SKUNK!
RAH! RAH! RAH!
SOCK 'EM IN THE JAW!
RAH! RAH! RAH!
ROMNEY TOOK A FALL!
HE'S OUR MAN!
IF HE CAN'T DO IT